jinx2094
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Joined 12-05-10, id: 2644764, Profile Updated: 09-16-11
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My name is Jen.
I'm married to my beautiful wife, Mary.
I hate my apartment, the town I live in, but I'm here because said wife goes to school here.
I go to school around here too, so it's for me as well.
I hate everything about my shitty apartment and shitty town, and I'm miserable in both.
But, it's worth it, because I couldn't be happier in my life right now.
Love makes all the misery disappear.

That's a bit morbid...sorry :D
I'm not really a morbid person.
I'm generally very happy.

I just got twitter.
Twitter makes me feel like a stalker.
Why do you "follow" people?
"Follow me" is code for what people really mean...
I'm blunt...
Stalk me on twitter - jinx2094

I think crime show (NCIS, Criminal Minds, Law & Order, etc.) fics are disturbing. I like the shows though.
I enjoy Twifics and Harry Potter.
I'm anti-canon. I prefer more originality.
If you have any good recs, fics or books, I'll gladly take them! PM me!

Call me greedy, but I prefer reviews to favoriting. But, either way, I'm down. I'm just happy if you're happy :)

My first fic will be up shortly :)

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A Slow Boil by kts reviews
Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,904 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22913 - Favs: 14,205 - Follows: 10,643 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 209 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Angel by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Closing Time by sadtomato reviews
Edward and Bella are servers working together in a busy restaurant-what happens when they're left alone to close up the shop? Prompted by the lovely bashfulfan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Satin by LilFerret79 reviews
He made quite an impression, dressed the way he was, and for some reason Ianto couldn't understand he found that he was achingly turned on from the sight. NC17/Adult. Graphic Sex/Language. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6365 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Friend in Need by simeysgirl reviews
Harry has completed his Auror training and is happy with his life. There's just one thing he's missing...one thing he needs. H/D Strong sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Photoplay Alternate Ending Slash Only by PandoraGalacia reviews
Bella is a photographer who has recruited Jasper and Edward to assist her with a unique assignment. Slash. Edward/Jasper. Mature audiences only - 18 or older.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by LilFerret79 reviews
Their banter always made to spur Jack on, and now was no exception. Prompt: I'm studying Welsh via Rosetta Stone, just because I want to… NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language, and Welsh. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Show Me by Beautiful Figment reviews
A continuation of Louder Than Words. Edward returns from a week-long job conference and has come to an inportant conclusion in his relationship with Jasper. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Louder Than Words by Beautiful Figment reviews
Following a difficult break-up, Edward meets Jasper at a coffee shop, where he discovers what he's been missing all along. AH/OOC Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Five Places Jack and Ianto Shagged by remuslives23 reviews
Five Places in the Hub Where Jack and Ianto Shagged... And the One Place They Didn't. Summary: just what it says on the tin! This is PWP. Enjoy.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just This Once by lexiecullen17 reviews
Three best friends. One afternoon that will change everything. J/E/B. AH. One-shot. My submission for the For The Love Of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
7 lemony oneshots. Each based on one of the 7 Deadly Sins. Em/B. If you can't buy porn, you shouldn't be reading this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Emmett