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Joined 12-06-10, id: 2645568, Profile Updated: 09-24-14
Author has written 11 stories for Mario, Star Wars, Homestuck, Pikmin, Friday the 13th, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Touhou Project, Street Fighter, and Ozzy & Drix.

The name's Elly. You can call me Thedude3445. You'll probably call me Thedude3445 because that's my online username and it's more distinct. And that's alright with me. I don't know if it's alright if you call me anything other than Elly or Thedude3445. I mean, first off, why would you do that? Is there really a point in being silly and making up a new name for me? Is it because you don't like either of these names? Well fine then, I don't like your names either. How do you feel about that? You probably don't feel good about it. Well, now you know how I feel.

Anyway, I don't usually write fan fiction. It's an honorable premise, but besides the Homestuck fan adventure Sandswept (which is a fan comic rather than a fan fiction I guess), I tend to mainly write original fiction. So most of what you will find here is sorted into three categories:

a) Really old stuff from when I was in middle school or early high school that is almost all incomplete and definitely all really bad.

b) Silly Madoka fan fictions

c) Ironically awful fan fictions such as The Bulbears: Lordess to Nomad, where all the dialogue is in haiku and I intentionally try to fulfill all bad writing clichés I can think of.

I hope you enjoy picking stories from one of these three categories and I really hope you enjoy them! :)

P.S. Caribbean Rim is coming soon. Don't worry.

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Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Homestuck high by randomnezz4eva123 reviews
Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John E., Rose L.
Studio 33 by FloridaChickie reviews
Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Ultra Transversal Christmas Crossover Special!
It's December 23rd and a fiendish plot is unleashed upon the world! Only a select few, including a Yoshi, Sakura, and Morrigan can save it! Intensely complex time travel is involved, but a great adventure nonetheless. Minor BL and GL is included as well.
Crossover - Mario & Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,210 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Yoshi, Sakura
Puellus Plebius Kyosuke Iusto reviews
It's my new story! It's not actually a sequel to Madoka in Mexico or My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. It's the original story of Madoka Magica, in the point-of-view of Kyosuke Kamijo, everyone's favorite character. You are in for a total treat!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Complete
Once Upon a Time in Madoka reviews
An all-new side story to the Madoka in Mexico series, set five years after My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. I think you should read it, especially if you liked any of my other Madoka stories!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2014
Before Nova Touhou reviews
Well, it starts off with a date between Alice and Marisa, and I guess it escalates from there. You should take a look, and ignore the fact this is apparently a prequel to a story someone else wrote, even though they don't seem to be in the same continuity at all. Just stop analyzing and enjoy the words you read. Or not if you don't want to. Can't force you to I guess.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alice M., Marisa K., Luna C.
Madoka's Birthday Wish reviews
October 3rd is Madoka Kaname's birthday. It is a lot of other things, but mainly it is that. However, Sayaka forgot to get her a birthday present! What will she do? - (This One-Shot story is a side story/sequel to Madoka in Mexico and My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. They are not required reading but you probably should read them first.)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sayaka M., OC - Complete
My Big Fat Madoka Wedding reviews
The direct sequel to Madoka in Mexico. Madoka and Homura are getting married! Sayaka's going to prison! Kyoko goes to the flea market! All this and more await you. But only if you click on this. Which I recommend doing.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S.
Madoka in Mexico reviews
Well, the title really explains it all. Madoka is in Mexico. To find out more... Read the story?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S.
Let's Write a Story while Giving Blood! reviews
Jason is going for the final strike against his long-hated enemy Frank. (Ozzy and Drix came back from that hispanic dude after the show ended and now they are inside Frank again) What will happen when Jason is ready for the final strike?
Crossover - Friday the 13th & Ozzy & Drix - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Jason V., Osmosis J. - Complete
The Bulbears: Lordess to Nomad reviews
In a fierce and rigid society, one Bulbear girl decides to break the norms and become a warrior. But what happens when the powers above decide that is not to be, and she is sent on a quest of adventure, romance, and excitement? Find out in The Bulbears!
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Magnificent Star Wars
A reimagining of Star Wars with the template of Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece, "Seven Samurai". Seven warriors set out to destroy the Mandalorian Pirates that have been attacking several major colonies.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Quinlan V., Dexter J.
Slumber reviews
Jade has had a ton of trouble sleeping lately, what with the horrorterrors and all. But Feferi tries to show her the good side of the dream bubbles while she tries to complete her quest in the Land of Frost and Frogs. Also derpy John and time travel, duh.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011