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Joined 12-06-10, id: 2645568, Profile Updated: 11-26-16
Author has written 15 stories for Mario, Star Wars, Homestuck, Pikmin, Friday the 13th, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Touhou Project, Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生, Sound! Euphonium/響け!ユーフォニアム, Street Fighter, and Ozzy & Drix.

The name's Thedude3445. You can call me Thedude3445. You'll probably call me Thedude3445 because that is the name you gave me, of course. And that's alright with me. I don't know if it's alright if you call me anything other than Thedude3445. I mean, first off, why would you do that? Is there really a point in being silly and making up a new name for me? Is it because you don't like my name? Well fine then, I don't like your name either. How do you feel about that? You probably don't feel good about it. Well, now you know how I feel.

Anyway, I don't usually write fan fiction. It's an honorable premise, but besides the Homestuck fan adventure Sandswept (which is a fan comic rather than a fan fiction I guess), I tend to mainly write original fiction, which you can find on my website "Home Clipart Animal Deer" (google that if you want to read my original works). So most of what you will find here is sorted into three categories:

a) Really old stuff from when I was in middle school or early high school that is almost all incomplete and definitely all really bad.

b) Silly Madoka fan fictions

c) Ironically awful fan fictions, such as The Bulbears: Lordess to Nomad, the Pikmin fan fiction where all the dialogue is in haiku and I intentionally try to fulfill all bad writing clichés I can think of.

I hope you enjoy picking stories from one of these three categories and I really hope you enjoy them! :)

GOOD REFERENCE GUIDE: I realized that, unlike on Archive of Our Own, which links the stories together, it is somewhat unclear what order to read my Madoka fan fictions in. so here is the official series order:

The Madoka Series, by Thedude3445:

  • Madoka in Mexico
  • My Big Fat Madoka Wedding
  • (One-Shot) Madoka's Birthday Wish
  • (Spin-Off) Puellus Plebius Kyosuke Iusto
  • Once Upon a Time in Madoka
  • Kuttuskiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim
  • Hopefully you can use this guide to read all these stupid stories and laugh a few times.

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    Homestuck high by randomnezz4eva123 reviews
    Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story
    Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John E., Rose L.
    Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
    Puella Parodia Madoka Magica by burakkichu reviews
    Episode 10. Madoka and Mami help rookie Homura find new, erotic uses for her golf clubs. Not likely. Though Madoka has found an erotic but not-so-new use for the school's infirmary beds...
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011
    Studio 33 by FloridaChickie reviews
    Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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    The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School reviews
    I have never seen this show, ever, and I never plan to. But I'm going to write a story making fun of it based purely on what I know about it from other people. I hope it is as inaccurate as I think it is.
    Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/4/2015
    Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim reviews
    Madoka, Kyoko, Sayaka and the gang are back in the next entry in "The Madoka Series, by Thedude3445"! This time, Madoka wants to bring Homura back to life in a very convoluted plan involving weird AUs. But little do they know, they're going to face off against an enemy nobody could have possibly prepared for...
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Madoka K., Kyoko S.] Homura A., Sayaka M. - Complete
    Sound! Valentine reviews
    This is my first fan fiction for Hibike! Euphonium; I hope you enjoy it. It's about Kumiko, Reina, Valentine's Day, and all the uncertainties that come with Kumiko being... well, Kumiko.
    Sound! Euphonium/響け!ユーフォニアム - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2016
    Madoka and Homura's Valentine's Day Date reviews
    It's February 14th, which means our favorite couple is celebrating the day with a date and some chocolates. Homura has found the perfect spot for them to go... (This story is NOT related to any of my other Madoka fan fictions and is a standalone one-shot.)
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2016
    Puellus Plebius Kyosuke Iusto reviews
    It's my new story! It's not actually a sequel to Madoka in Mexico or My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. It's the original story of Madoka Magica, in the point-of-view of Kyosuke Kamijo, everyone's favorite character. You are in for a total treat!
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Complete
    Madoka's Birthday Wish reviews
    October 3rd is Madoka Kaname's birthday. It is a lot of other things, but mainly it is that. However, Sayaka forgot to get her a birthday present! What will she do? - (This One-Shot story is a side story/sequel to Madoka in Mexico and My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. They are not required reading but you probably should read them first.)
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sayaka M., OC - Complete
    The Magnificent Star Wars
    A reimagining of Star Wars with the template of Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece, "Seven Samurai". Seven warriors set out to destroy the Mandalorian Pirates that have been attacking several major colonies.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,225 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Quinlan V., Dexter J. - Complete
    My Big Fat Madoka Wedding reviews
    The direct sequel to "Madoka in Mexico". Madoka and Homura are getting married! Sayaka's going to prison! Kyoko's going to the flea market! All this and more await you. But only if you click on this. Which I recommend doing.
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S. - Complete
    Once Upon a Time in Madoka reviews
    An all-new side story to the Madoka in Mexico series, set five years after My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. I think you should read it, especially if you liked any of my other Madoka stories!
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Complete
    The Ultra Transversal Christmas Crossover Special!
    It's December 23rd and a fiendish plot is unleashed upon the world! Only a select few, including a Yoshi, Sakura, and Morrigan can save it! Intensely complex time travel is involved, but a great adventure nonetheless. Minor BL and GL is included as well.
    Crossover - Mario & Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,210 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Yoshi, Sakura
    Before Nova Touhou reviews
    Well, it starts off with a date between Alice and Marisa, and I guess it escalates from there. You should take a look, and ignore the fact this is apparently a prequel to a story someone else wrote, even though they don't seem to be in the same continuity at all. Just stop analyzing and enjoy the words you read. Or not if you don't want to. Can't force you to I guess.
    Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alice M., Marisa K., Luna C.
    Madoka in Mexico reviews
    Well, the title really explains it all. Madoka is in Mexico. To find out more... Read the story?
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S. - Complete
    Let's Write a Story while Giving Blood! reviews
    Jason is going for the final strike against his long-hated enemy Frank (Ozzy and Drix came back from that hispanic dude after the show ended and now they are inside Frank again). What will happen when Jason is ready to make his move?
    Crossover - Friday the 13th & Ozzy & Drix - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Jason V., Osmosis J. - Complete
    The Bulbears: Lordess to Nomad reviews
    In a fierce and rigid society, one Bulbear girl decides to break the norms and become a warrior. But what happens when the powers above decide that is not to be, and she is sent on a quest of adventure, romance, and excitement? Find out in The Bulbears!
    Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
    Slumber reviews
    Jade has had a ton of trouble sleeping lately, what with the horrorterrors and all. But Feferi tries to show her the good side of the dream bubbles while she tries to complete her quest in the Land of Frost and Frogs. Also derpy John and time travel, duh.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011