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Joined 12-06-10, id: 2645568, Profile Updated: 09-23-19
Author has written 18 stories for Mario, Star Wars, Homestuck, Pikmin, Friday the 13th, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Touhou Project, Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生, Sound! Euphonium/響け!ユーフォニアム, Steven Universe, Street Fighter, and Ozzy & Drix.

The name's Thedude3445. You can call me Thedude3445. You'll probably call me Thedude3445 because that is the name you gave me, of course. And that's alright with me. I don't know if it's alright if you call me anything other than Thedude3445. I mean, first off, why would you do that? Is there really a point in being silly and making up a new name for me? Is it because you don't like my name? Well fine then, I don't like your name either. How do you feel about that? You probably don't feel good about it. Well, now you know how I feel.

Anyway, I don't usually write fan fiction. It's an honorable premise, but I tend to mainly write original fiction, which you can find on the internet if you look hard enough. Look up "ATL: Stories from the Retrofuture" if you want to read my latest original web serial novel.

What you will find here on this profile, for the most part:

a) Really old stuff from when I was in middle school or high school that is almost all incomplete and definitely all really bad.

b) Silly Madoka fan fictions

c) Ironically awful fan fictions, such as The Bulbears: Lordess to Nomad, the Pikmin fan fiction where all the dialogue is in haiku and I intentionally try to fulfill all bad writing clichés I can think of.

Whatever you pick, I hope you enjoy my stories! :)

GOOD REFERENCE GUIDE FOR MADOKA: I realized that, unlike on Archive of Our Own, which links the stories together, it is somewhat unclear what order to read my Madoka fan fictions in. so here is the official series order:

The Madoka Series, by Thedude3445:

Madoka in Mexico

My Big Fat Madoka Wedding

One-Shot) Madoka's Birthday Wish

Once Upon a Time in Madoka

Kuttuskiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim

Caribbean Rim

Hopefully you can use this guide to read all these stupid stories and laugh a few times.

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A Game of Princesses (Bowsette Novella) by Black Gold Saya reviews
Bowser gains a new identity- the fearsome, brilliant Bowsette. With this gift comes a fresh perspective, and a mission. However, this shift in personas leads to an unbalance between the Mushroom Kingdom, and the Dark Lands. As the turmoil builds will Bowsette's actions save the world, or is she the harbinger of destruction?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/14/2020 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Peach, Bowser, Bowser Jr.
We're All Mad Here: A Dark New Take on Madoka in Gotham City by blameitonjoker
We're All Mad Here: A Dark New Take on Madoka in Gotham City... Madoka Magica a.k.a. "Batman" runs the city where the Joker, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze and all the rest make their devious home, but it might be too much for one "mad" girl to take. That's why they've got five. Takes place in a new andperhaps even more twisted Gotham City
Crossover - Batman & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,736 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 8/24/2019 - Barbara G., The Joker, Madoka K., Mami T.
Foe to Admirer: A Lighthearted Bowsette X Mario Fanfic by Marsthemusiclover reviews
Bowser uses his own methods to help Mario gain Peach's affections back, but at what cost? Inspired by Pencils' Bowsette Saga comic. With so many hardcore fanfics out there, I wanted to take a more fluff-based approach on Bowsette and Mario's relationship. This is my first fic, so creative criticism is welcome. If you like it, share it, link it, etc. with the proper credit.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 10/22/2018 - Mario, Peach, Bowser, Bowser Jr. - Complete
hope for Madoka and homura by J flood reviews
I don't know how to get this out any other way, I know this isn't a fanfic and I apologize for doing it this way, but please someone take this idea and run with it. The only thing I ask, is two to be PM about the name and author that takes this and makes it into a story.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Studio 33 by FloridaChickie reviews
Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Glory of Bowsette reviews
Bowser, on his last legs and in a desperate act, decides to abandon everything he's ever cared about. But upon obtaining the Super Crown, he finds a new purpose in life, unlocking a potential that he never before realized by becoming the ultimate warrior: Bowsette! (Cover art by Joi Massat)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 107,652 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/4/2021 - Published: 9/26/2018 - [Peach, Bowser] Mario, Boom Boom - Complete
The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School reviews
I have never seen this show, ever, and I never plan to. But I'm going to write a story making fun of it based purely on what I know about it from other people. I hope it is as inaccurate as I think it is.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2021 - Published: 12/4/2015
Caribbean Rim reviews
After five years of pointless buildup, Caribbean Rim is finally here! Sheriff Madoka Kaname, along with her wife and other magical girl friends, must protect the Caribbean Sea from any and all threats- using giant robots, of course. UPDATES FRIDAYS
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 7/20/2018
Padparadscha's Ride reviews
The harrowing, emotional tale of Padparadscha's backstory. The gem who could see everything... but herself.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2018 - Complete
Before Nova Touhou reviews
Well, it starts off with a date between Alice and Marisa, and I guess it escalates from there. You should take a look, and ignore the fact this is apparently a prequel to a story someone else wrote, even though they don't seem to be in the same continuity at all, and then the next chapters go in a completely new direction. Just stop analyzing and enjoy the words you read.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alice M., Marisa K., Luna C.
Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim reviews
Madoka, Kyoko, Sayaka and the gang are back in the next entry in "The Madoka Series, by Thedude3445"! This time, Madoka wants to bring Homura back to life in a very convoluted plan involving weird AUs. But little do they know, they're going to face off against an enemy nobody could have possibly prepared for...
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Madoka K., Kyoko S.] Homura A., Sayaka M. - Complete
Sound! Valentine reviews
This is my first fan fiction for Hibike! Euphonium; I hope you enjoy it. It's about Kumiko, Reina, Valentine's Day, and all the uncertainties that come with Kumiko being... well, Kumiko.
Sound! Euphonium/響け!ユーフォニアム - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Complete
Madoka and Homura's Valentine's Day Date reviews
It's February 14th, which means our favorite couple is celebrating the day with a date and some chocolates. Homura has found the perfect spot for them to go... (This story is NOT related to any of my other Madoka fan fictions and is a standalone one-shot.)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Complete
Puellus Plebius Kyosuke Iusto reviews
It's my new story! It's not actually a sequel to Madoka in Mexico or My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. It's the original story of Madoka Magica, in the point-of-view of Kyosuke Kamijo, everyone's favorite character. You are in for a total treat!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Complete
Madoka's Birthday Wish reviews
October 3rd is Madoka Kaname's birthday. It is a lot of other things, but mainly it is that. However, Sayaka forgot to get her a birthday present! What will she do? - (This One-Shot story is a side story/sequel to Madoka in Mexico and My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. They are not required reading but you probably should read them first.)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sayaka M., OC - Complete
The Magnificent Star Wars
A reimagining of Star Wars with the template of Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece, "Seven Samurai". Seven warriors set out to destroy the Mandalorian Pirates that have been attacking several major colonies.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,225 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Quinlan V., Dexter J. - Complete
My Big Fat Madoka Wedding reviews
The direct sequel to "Madoka in Mexico". Madoka and Homura are getting married! Sayaka's going to prison! Kyoko's going to the flea market! All this and more await you. But only if you click on this. Which I recommend doing.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S. - Complete
Once Upon a Time in Madoka reviews
An all-new side story to the Madoka in Mexico series, set five years after My Big Fat Madoka Wedding. I think you should read it, especially if you liked any of my other Madoka stories!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Complete
The Ultra Transversal Christmas Crossover Special!
It's December 23rd and a fiendish plot is unleashed upon the world! Only a select few, including a Yoshi, Sakura, and Morrigan can save it! Intensely complex time travel is involved, but a great adventure nonetheless. Minor BL and GL is included as well.
Crossover - Mario & Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,210 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Yoshi, Sakura
Madoka in Mexico reviews
Well, the title really explains it all. Madoka is in Mexico. To find out more... Read the story?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S. - Complete
Let's Write a Story while Giving Blood! reviews
Jason is going for the final strike against his long-hated enemy Frank (Ozzy and Drix came back from that hispanic dude after the show ended and now they are inside Frank again). What will happen when Jason is ready to make his move?
Crossover - Friday the 13th & Ozzy & Drix - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Jason V., Osmosis J. - Complete
The Bulbears: Lordess to Nomad reviews
In a fierce and rigid society, one Bulbear girl decides to break the norms and become a warrior. But what happens when the powers above decide that is not to be, and she is sent on a quest of adventure, romance, and excitement? Find out in The Bulbears!
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Slumber reviews
Jade has had a ton of trouble sleeping lately, what with the horrorterrors and all. But Feferi tries to show her the good side of the dream bubbles while she tries to complete her quest in the Land of Frost and Frogs. Also derpy John and time travel, duh.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011