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Joined 12-06-10, id: 2645799, Profile Updated: 07-26-13
Author has written 2 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Norse Mythology, and House on Mango Street.

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My favorite books are The Wizard Heir, Eragon, The Hunger Games, and The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp. I'm not going to attempt to write anything for the hunger games because I know it will only end in disaster... plus all the stuff thats already up here is better than anything I could come up with.

Favorite ships:


AnniexFinnick(and this ship...though I can't write AxF fanfics to save my life...)


KatnissxPeeta(HG & CF)

MortimerxJohnathan (the only slash pairing I rather enjoy)

JasonxSam(Pre-Wizard Heir...Pretty much an OC...)

The only thing needed for evil to triumph is for good to do nothing.

I would rather be judged by 12 than be carried by 6

I spend my free time incinerating Twilight Books in my home made forge.

"... Monsters are real, Ghosts are too... They live inside us... And sometimes... They win."-Stephen King

"Status quo," as you know, is Latin for "the mess we're in".

Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

Blind justice, the only form of justice that ensures the bad guys get exactly what they deserve.

If you think CP should hurry up with book 4, copy this to your profile!

These violent delights have violent ends

And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,

Which, as they kiss, consume. Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI

i am a member of the Horror Group. Love Murtagh and Thorn or else. . .

Darkness shall consume all as time passes by...

"I am not evil! I've done the best I could under the circumstances. I doubt you would have survived as well as I did ..."

— Murtagh

I'm an INFJ


Team Loki...We have an army :)



You were made...to be ruled...in the end... you will always kneel

There are no men like me :)

Because...i am the monster whom parents tell their children about at night?!

If it's all the same to you... I think I'll have that drink now..."

I've been a baaad badger...i'm sorry... -Tom Hiddleston in Archipelago

Plays I have been in

The Wizard of Oz - The Wicked Witch of the West

Three Doors to Death Police Officer


Into the Woods- Granny

The Tempest- Boatswain

Beauty and the Beast

Arseic and Old Lace- Abby Brewster

Zombeo(Romeo) and Juliet - Mickey(Mercutio)

Legally Blonde- Whitney/ TV Reporter

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And We All Fall Down by osbourne20 reviews
Lies and manipulation caused Loki to lose everything: his family, his power, his magic. In the aftermath of battle and exile, perhaps empathy is the only thing that can fill the void left within the Would-Be King and God of Mischief. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,961 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki
Army of Kittens by MS-Manuscript reviews
Thor has found that Tony has a drawer of strange smelling plants, and forbids Loki going near it. Loki, of course, knows a challenge when he hears it. Contains drug use. One shot crack drabble. Good!Loki. No pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sisterhood of the Bickering Sues by Witchy Pixie reviews
One of the greatest diabolical reunions to ever be written in the world of literature, a cult uniting some of the most popular book fandoms in Fanfiction…a gathering in which our feared nemesis coerces together…a Sisterhood of Mary-Sues. Written with E21
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011
Psychoanalysis in Alagaesia by Witchy Pixie reviews
I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011
Bitten by Madness by Opaque Prision reviews
Arsenic and Old Lace. When Jonathan thinks about his past, he remembers how he came to be this empty, cold villian and how one person changed everything.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Truth Or Dare with Eragon I by Bob The Builder Of Stuff reviews
After Eragon kills the king he has no more use! What happens when Arya, Orik, Angela, Nasuda, Murtagh, and others start a drunken game of truth or dare? Read for more! Now Completed! 200 reveiws for a sequel!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
We Hope You Enjoy Your Stay by Medea Smyke reviews
Saving Annie from the Quarter Quell didn't save her from the even larger threat of the Capitol. Heavensbee ordered her for her retrieval, but is rescue ever that easy? FinnickXAnnie. AU, written Pre-MJ release.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,814 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
Parody and Old Jokes by Catalina More reviews
In a plot littered with sexual innuendos and campy jokes just waiting to be dropped, everything that would go wrong will in this story that belongs in every genre. Contains offensive content... be warned.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
ReEragon by Subieko reviews
Paolini said, Characters are born of necessity. But what happens when the characters decide THEY should be the ones in charge of the story? Here it is: Eragon...as told by the characters themselves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,056 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
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Loyalty reviews
A series of short stories about Loki and Sigyn's ordeal in the cave, and the various events leading up to it.This is my first LokixSigyn fanfiction, so any constructive criticism is very much welcome! Inspired by the song Mordred's Lullaby by Heather Dale. Image drawn by moi and full picture can be seen on my deviantart account
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sigyn, Loki
Happily Ever Afters reviews
This is my first attempt at a fanfic, in a way. It's an essay I had to write for AP English. Our assignment was to add a chapter to the book The House on Mango Street. I decided to add a little twist and turn it into a modern day Inheritance fanfic of sor
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & House on Mango Street - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Selena - Complete