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Joined 12-06-10, id: 2646012, Profile Updated: 07-19-14
Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, Maximum Ride, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi! I'm Loudheart14! I love my family, friends, animals, and World History!

I found this on the Hetalia Wiki and literally loled:

"In another strip, England greeted Japan while wearing a shirt that contained spoilers for the final Harry Potter book. A horrified Japan quickly covered his eyes before he could be spoiled and England removed his shirt, making sure to tell Japan that it was for his own sake, not Japan's. Japan asked England what he could possibly gain from taking his shirt off, only to become even more horrified when he saw that the spoilers were also written on England's chest."

Daily Status: Working and getting ready for college!!

UPDATES:

7/19/12: Just uploaded Chapter Four for 'A Thousand Years', please go read it!

7/19/2012: I'm working on the next chapter for 'A Thousand Years' and then for the first chapter of 'Secrets Revealed'

7/11/2012: 'Secrets Revealed'has been uploaded. Please go read it!

7/6/2012: 'Secrets Revealed sequel to 'Fallen Star',will hopefully be posted Sunday.

QUESTION!!: I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS TRANSLATIONS FOR THE RESTING WITH AMERICA/SPAIN/ETC BONUS TRACKS! I'D BE VERY THANKFUL!

I feel honored to serve such a lord who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile, If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.


Age:18

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown during cold weather, Blonde or white during spring or summer, depending on the amount of sun I get

Hieght: 5'-5'1" (don't make fun of my shortness...)

Grade: Freshman in college

Relationship Status: Taken X3

Birthday:March 1

Mother: Mary Elizibeth

Father: Stephen (Steve) Michael

Brother: Luciano (Luke) Michael (16)

Sister: Meghan Ashley (33)

Pets: 3

Cats: Snowball- white she-cat with green eyes. Grumpy most of the time.

Miss Kitty- Calico she-cat with green eyes. One of the sweetest cats you will ever meet!

Dog: Lucy-German shephard mixed with husky (possibly)

Hobbies:

Reading, Marching Band, writing, watching tv, Facebooking, swimming, and hanging out with friends.

Likes: History, Books, Marching Band, English (sometimes), Biology (sometimes), High School, and friends and family.

Dislikes: School, Homework, Exams, Idiots, Bossy People, Middle School, and Mean People.

Career Choices: Wildlife Biologist, World History Teacher, voice actor, or singer/actor/writer if I ever could _

Country: The United States ( idc if its up there, I wanted to put it)

State: Ohio

City: Not telling. But Ill give you a hint: It's small.

Favorite Animes/ Mangas: Fruits Basket, Hetalia, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Black Butler, Junjou Romantica, Papa To Kiss In The Dark, Tyrant Who Fall In Love, and Shugo Chara

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, I Survived/...Beyond&Back, House, Deadly Women, How the States Got Their Shapes, FHFIF(Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends), Merlin, etc (anything historically or medically related)


Facts About Lil Old Meh :3

1. I was born two months early, weighing at 2lbs 8oz.

2. I was suppose to have a twin, but he/she died

3. I am 3rd generation Italian-and-Lebanese-American

4. There is a city in Southern Italy named after my family

5. Im 1/4 Italian, Spanish, Celtic, and Lebanese (Lebanon, Google it if ya don't know).

6. I am related to Grace Kelly and Queen Isabella of Spain

7. The origin of my Username: Loudheart is my first OC ever..she is a cat version of me, and the 14 is the year I graduate. _ Yayy


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Loudheart14


If you have pulled a Max:

You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them realising you were there.

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled.

I have pulled a Max, Fang, Iggy, and Nudge.


THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture. (kinda)

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Sad movies suck

16/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (The water is warm..and I usually fall asleep in the bath..)
You smile a lot more than you should. (It's called ADD/ADHD) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. it makes me smell good ok?!)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

17/25


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(='.'=)...ignore the dots
(")_(")=x This is Mr.FlufferKittyKinz The Third. Post this on your profile to help him overpower Bunny and achieve world domination.


Fun Stuff to do In an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train

15 things to do at Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8 Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!"

13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15 Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Of course! He's totally amazing!

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Yea, a little _

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

I am too mad at him right now

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ee or Are-ee. . . .IDK!!!!

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Yes. . . -haha-

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Total you lady killer you. . .

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

WHO DIDNT!?

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

YES!

9. Who is your favorite character?

IGGY!!!

10. Do you like Jeb?

Mixed feelings.Mostly hate. ;)

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

TOTALLY! OMG!!!

12. Did you think MAX was better than TAE?

YES YES YES YES. MAX AND FANG HOOKED UP IN MAX!!

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Not with Nudge, but deffinetly with Angel. . . . . . That little brat.

14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?

Can't say. . . but i know which one i hate! FANG! Darnit Fang! Why is it, that in every story I read one of the main characters leave for the sake of the other?!

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Citizen Soldier by 3 Doors Down!

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

YESH.

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

Fang in the future..I don't know why..but it makes sense in my mind

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Um, DUH! Iggy should learn how to play bass, way sexier than guitar.

19. What bugged you the most about TAE?

No idea. Angel was never the same. . .

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAXNESS!!


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... Put this on your
... page if you have
pull...O ever pushed a
... door that said pull!

You know you are in 2010 when:
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


You say Edward, I say Zero
You say Bella, I say Yuuki
You say Jacob, I say Kaname
You say Rosalie, I say Ruka
You say Alice, I say Rima
You say Emmett, I say Senri
You say Jasper, I say Ichijio
You say Volturi, I say Idol

VAMPIRE KNIGHT!!!


whats cuter than a psycho murderous bunny in a big tank shooting cannon balls at u? nothing. thats what

...(o.o)
.../""""""""""""\=== D -•

fear the bunny. fear him...


24 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! i luv this:
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night...
heheh...


Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!!

1. Iggy

2. Max

3. Nudge

4. Gazzy

5 . Total

6. Dr. Martinez

7. Fang

8. Ella

9. The Voice

10. Ari

11. Angel

12. Jeb

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

dies from wierdness*

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Umm. . . . that is an akward question. . .

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

JEB IS A PEDO OMFGWHATISTHISIDONTEVEN!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Um, no b/c we dont know who he/she/it is. . .

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

INCEST AGAIN!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Niether!

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Fang would kill Jeb...but I think Max would kill him first..Jeb's a pedorapist!!

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Nudge ran off, feeling underappriceated. She ran into an enemy, Ari. They end up talking and something unexpected happens.

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

TONS OF THOUSANDS!!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

NO...JUST..NO!

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Sure.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Uhh not that I know of. . .

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

No

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M LIKE THIS DAD! I. HATE. YOU!!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

No One But Myself by Aly and Aj

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: COUGER ALERT!!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ari:"How ya like your eggs? Experimented on or fertilized? Max: *FALCON PUNCH!*

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

NO.

20) How emo is Seven?

Fang? Dude..his is emo..his hair has to learn how to cut itself


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.


The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black,when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and paste To Make Them Smile!


If you can be bothered reading this, it's actually really funny!!!

Bold the stereotypes that fit you

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" (im a chick...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS
, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm UNDERWEIGHT so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It's called being Italian people..gosh!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Favorite jokes and sayings:

Ten men and a woman are hanging on a rope for their lives.
One of them needs to sacrifice them self to save the others.
The woman says she'll go, and gives a very inspiring speech.
In the end, all the men clap for her...

Wait, I've got another one...
A man goes to a genie and wishes to be 1,000,000 times
smarter. The genie grants his wish and turns him into a
woman.

That awkward moment when someone tells you that your
parents weren't actually killed in a car accident,
but by a homicidal dark wizard named Voldemort.

There are four types of people in life:
"The glass is half full!"
"It's half empty."
"The glass if half full! No, empty, no wait, it's half...
half... what was the question?"
"Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger."

True love has no expiration date.

The dude who said nothing in impossible has obviously
never tried to slam a revolving door.


HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you say "SHUT UP VOICES!" in the middle of a quiet moment in class.

Crazy is when you say in the middle of class "LETS SING OUR ABC'S!" and encourage it

Crazy is when you just randomly start twirling in circles for no apparent reason besides being bored(Do this all the time)

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Pfft. Like heck I am)

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.(I hate skirts)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST believe in poligamy.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I love ROCK MUSIC so I MUST have a million piercings, tattoos, and get drunk every night.

I'm NON-CONFORMIST so I MUST be emo.

I'm TAN so I MUST be stuck-up and think I'm better than everyone else.

Post this on your profile if you hate stereotypes.


- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total:16.5

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You like the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total:17


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "D*n ... we f*ed up ... but that s*t was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B*h, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s*t to the person who talks s*t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*k out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.


My name is Kelsey, I’m only two.
I’m way too young to know right from wrong,
I can barely sing a children’s song.
When you hurt me, why can’t you see,
I don’t understand, I’m not even three.
I try to walk, “can’t”.
My little body’s black and blue
and now you have taken my family too.
I love my daddy and he loves me,
Grandma, PaPa, where can you be?
I don’t forget, I think of you
and when I’m hurt, your love shines through.
It’s dark in here, I can’t go on--No!
Wait there’s light, an angel’s song.
I feel God’s hand lift me away:
he has the perfect place to play.
I know you hurt, I see your tears,
but only God knows why I’m here.
Daddy, I’m okay, my body’s new
and I will never, ever forget you.
My name was Kelsey.
Pass This on if you hate child abuse

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* •. .•*Put this on your page if you like to look at stars!*
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Animal cruelty is wrong!!!
(\(\ put this bunny
(=',') on your profile if you want to
(/('')('') stop animal cruelty


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever left a really big important essay for school until the night before it is due in and still got a good grade on it, copy and past this into your profile.


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


The Rules Of Love

Kiss on the lips = i love you

Kiss on the ear = you are special

Kiss on the nose = Laughter

Kiss on the cheek = Friends

Kiss on the forhead = i comfort you

Kiss on the neck = i want you

Kiss on the shoulder = you are wonderful

Kiss anywhere else = be careful (I laughed at this one)

Play arounds with hair = cant live without you

Holding Hands = Happiness

Arms around waist = you are mine i need you

A hug= i care

Smiling at eachother = i like you

WINKS= Flirtation

Looking around= hiding true feelings

Tender kiss on the side of ur lips= your mine

Wetting ur lips= waiting for a kiss

Tear Drop= im losing you

Crying= I lost you


...10 really good comebacks...

1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?


My favorite thingy mabobs! ;)

No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...

Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people

-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"

I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...

-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...

I get a text, get distracted, and forget to reply for hours...

"Come here." "Why?" "Just come here." "No, your gonna hit me." :)

I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all :(

Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think your ignoring them...

Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!

-Phone falls behind bed- "Ah, I'll get it later..." -recieves text- "DANGIT!"

Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on :)

Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...

I hate it when people flirt with the person I like :(

Juicy Fruit, 5 Gum, and Starbucks

Being ignored by the most important person to you

I hate when you ask someone to do you a favor, and they don't follow through with it...

Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of :)

"No they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, they don't care..."

I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how the hell did I forget the answer?

Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer

You two just whispered, then looked at me. I'm not stupid, 'kay?

Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry. :)

Why do they give us homework knowing there's distractions at home?

I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say

I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!

The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name

I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!

Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.

Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it

I hate when the only thing keeping you from going out is not having a ride

Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too

"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...

Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks

Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you

I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it sometime.

Elementary School: "Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."

Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before

Teenagers need naptime WAYYYYY more than kindergartners do :)

Meeting new people who you instantly get along with :)

Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something

I Love My New Jacket. Its White, It has Long Sleeves, It lets me Hug Myself, I cant Hurt Myself (Unless i headbutt a wall) and It buckles Up Nicley. HEHEHEHE :)

I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.

How's my ATTITUDE? Call 1-800-BITE-ME!!

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

Their were a batch of muffins in the oven, one of the muffins said man its hot in here, the second muffin replied, HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN

I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?

Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's

someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)

Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up

Global Warming will kill everyone. The first one to be killed was my snowman. RIP big guy, we'll all miss ya!

...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.

Okay, so a 100 old year old vampire falls in love with a 16 year old girl. Right, Yes. Nothing at all perverted about that

if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.

i'm sick n tired of gettin told off, for the last time it wasn't me, Drop Dead Fred did it!

They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

Apparently "The Grim Reaper" Isn't a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old peoples home

some people say I have A.D.D, I say--look there's a chicken

When a Telemarketer calls, Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

ha ha suckers..i get a jacket and a bouncy room :P

I Have PMS And A Handgun, ANY QUESTIONS ?

WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!

Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???

Edward: never trust a vampire, trust me

Dear Jacob,I win!Edward.Dear Edward, I made out with your wife twice. Now I'm sleeping with your daughter I'd say I win! Love Jacob!

"So Edward, you're dating an older chick. That's hot!" Emmett Cullen

What is that god awful wet dog smell - Alice Cullen

I'm joining the pack tomorrow. Jacobs pack. That's right. be jealous of me. I'm a werewolf and your a MORTAL!

we are best friends:when you cry i cry when you laugh i laugh when you say JACOB is gay, i will hunt you down and KILL you

i would jump off a Cliff if it ment that Taylor Lautner would come save me any day!

Not obsessed with Twilight, Just totally in love with Jacob Black! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!

its so cold...Jacob where are you!

Its so obvious why New Moon will be better than Twilight because there's more Taylor Lautner!

the truth is i never really gave up loving u...i just gave up waiting 4 u 2 love me back! :(

I watch the ones who loved me fade away.I wonder if it's my fault,and if i had changed things,would that have made them stay?

I thought i was over you but the Truth is i get butterflies every time i hear your name, i smile when i look at your pictures, i wish you were mine

"YES, WERE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."

"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."

I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!

Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you

They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing (there were never truer words spoken)

When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands :)

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...

If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room

"A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget :)"

Hoping you get your crush miraculously in at least one class

I see your name pop up on my phone and I smile :)

"Why are you late to class?" "HA! Your lucky I came to school..."

I don't know what to talk about, but I wanna talk to you

Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?

"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew...

The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over

Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!

I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying

Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!

Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...

Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign

Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world

Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.

I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP

I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!

I HATE MONDAYS!!

Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment

"The point of you having a cell phone is for you to answer it. Not socialization." SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Worst Punishment: "We took away your cell phone. And shut it off." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"

Don't talk crap about my best friend to ME, idiot

Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.

When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)

Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy

Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side

I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School

"Okay, I'm going to bed early tonight!"..."Is it seriously 1am now?"

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!

Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago :P

When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"

"Mom mom mom mom mom mom-" "WHAT?!" "Never mind, your angry."

"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."

"What's up with him?" "I think he's on his period." ;D

Mon [ Tues :/ Wed : Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (.) Sun (-_-)

Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid

You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it :)

"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...

DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?

It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept

"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when your not here..."

Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."

Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it

Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun

Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...

After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."

"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"

I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D

"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah.." "Okay, then I'm coming.."

He likes her. She likes him. They don't know. But everyone else does :)

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!! That was definitely NOT on the study guide you gave us!

That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head

"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-

I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone

I Like You Just The Way You Are :)

Re-discovering music you used to love

Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S

The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school

I say "hi.", you say "hi", I say "sup.", you say "nm,you?", I say "same." END OF CONVO

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life

"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-

Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right." ( always feel like that during a test -_-' )

1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?

I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong

If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know (true)

"Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "Sure." "Really?" "No."

-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(

Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back

All the snow made me realize how much I love summer

Planning out your whole night. Then your parents say no. Great...

When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them :)

When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

I want to relive that night...

The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer

I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit :) (yes)

"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"

Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood

HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!

When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!" :)

SICED!! "No school tomorrow!" BLOWN!! "Parents don't go to work either."

My heart skips a beat when I lose my phone for a second

"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...

"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED

I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...

5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall

Moments when I think "Wow, this WOULD happen to me."

You told my best friend...and you thought I wasn't gonna find out?

There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try

When you throw your phone in anger, then check to see if it's okay

It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.

When you walk in late and everyone stares at you

I HATE seeing my mom cry

I Met Someone in 2009 That I Will Never Forget For The Rest Of My Life ;D

I Couldn't Survive If I Lost My Best Friend

I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm" :P

I Remember When Razor Cell Phones Were The Best Most Amazing Phones Ever

Hate when another text interupts the one your writing

When I'm home alone and I hear a noise...I completely freeze

I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)

I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher :)

Subs that have NO control over the classroom

Mom/Dad were in public...don't...don't do that...

I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real ;)

"Did you do the homework?" "No." "Kay, good, I'm not the only one." :)

Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center (except in High School, they dont really care)

It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...

Not Being On Your Period :)

"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."

Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned

If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now

If you loved me even half as much as I love you...that'd be good enough for me :)

Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?

-Low battery- Okay, I just have to- -Turns off- Dang.

"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you

When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up

"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out." (happens ALL the time! Why is Mom always right?!)

Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!

"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.

I love when I find money I forgot about!!

"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."

That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you

I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...

Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel

-Mom yells name from other room- You: Yeaaahhhhhh! -no answer- WTH!

WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand (that accually happened to me once, I looked all over the house for my phone, looked at my fone to answer a text, and kept on looking. -_-')

Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap

Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"

"Oh, look, I dropped my pencil." -text text text text...SENT!!- "Found it!"

Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper :P

IF I COULD DRIVE I WOULD NOT BE AT HOME RIGHT NOW (I think pretty much every teenager, am I right?)

"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?" ( my little bro has done this since he was little. NEVER TRUST HIM WITH YOUR DRINK!)

Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think :)

I make plans THEN ask my parents

Hey Mom! Look at this!...Mom look!...HURRY!...MOM!!!...You missed it

"Mom, we don't have any food!" "Yes we do!" "Not any GOOD food!"

I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!

"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too." ;)

Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together? ( thats amazing!!!)

I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten :)

Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory :)

The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!" (Thats me...)

"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."

I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes ;)

"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMFG, ALL THE WAY!!" (Luke (my little brother) does this CONSTANTLY just to annoy me)

I don't know, google it

When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...

We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum

Potential Murder Suspect: What P.M.S should stand for

"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."

I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name

I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason

I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)

Ever notice how screaming "WASN'T ME!" automatically makes everyone suspect you?

Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."

You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend

"Your homework is to read these pages." YESS!! NO HOMEWORK!!!

I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person (Dude I have just found this out!!! :0)

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja (DUUUUDE!!!)

Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING

UNLIMITED TEXTING!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :P :D (everybody who has a cell, i think...)

Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...

"Can you shut my door please?" "Sure!" -leaves door cracked- *sigh*

You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly :)

Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?

Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!

"I didn't do it!" "You sure?" "Yes!" "You positive?" "Yes, I'm very positive, cause I didn't do it!" "Okay, I believe you." -walks away- "Sucker." ;D

School Is Open -refresh- School Is Open -refresh- School Is Open- "COME ON!!"

He broke her heart, so she broke his XBox. Who do you think cried harder? (Poor Matt...)

I'm just gonna rest my eyes while they text back -next morning- Damn it!

I Can Guarantee You Won't Find Anyone Like Me :)

"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."

I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you

I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!

"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!

FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)

Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too

Cell Phones, Texting & iPods :)

"What if cell phones didn't exist?" -flashback to caveman days- "Man, we'd have nothing."

When I'm home alone I play my music LOUD :)

DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!?!?!?!

It's SOOOOOO awkward when your watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on :P

Listening to a certain song over and over again :D (MY PARENTS GET SOOO ANNOIED AT THIS)

Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)

"So..." "It wasn't me!" "I didn't say anything yet." "Oh...ummm..." "What wasn't you?" "Great day isn't it?"

Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered

"I got 20 bucks!" "I want it!" "No!" -sticks money in back pocket- --5 minutes later-- "Hey what happened to my money?!?!?!" "I have no idea..." ;)

"No, I'm not buying you anything, I don't care if I have $20." "pleaseeeee?" -batts eyelashes- *sigh* "Fine, whaddya want?"

Check to see if you got a text, put the phone down, THEN it comes...

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...

I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)

I wonder how different my life would be right now if I never met You

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY COCOA PUFFS!!!!!!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD! ( that doesnt make me wanna join though. . . )

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Join the dark side- we have cookies!!

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

I see regular people!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Smile... it confuses people.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.( my grandpa once drove into this one place he wasnt suppose to, but he wanted to see it. So he just waved at the ppl and smiled while my parents and Grandma slid down there seets. Grandpa didnt even get caught!)

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. (how true. . .)

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I only have PMS on days that end with a Y

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO (does anyone get it...?)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Getting told there's a bomb threat at your school, and you can bring a book/lunch bag to school...the ONE weekend I had to have tons of homework...*facepalm*


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If you could read that put it in your profile!


If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, NarutoUno2, Loudheart14 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this (dude, this made me cry!)


got this poem from Anima270, who read it from NoNameNeeded, who read from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D. (I do)

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. (I do)

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.


If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile


Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug! girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take off my helmet put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper next morning)
A motorcycle crashed into the side of a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road the guy realized that his brakes went out but he did not want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love someone this much, copy this to your page.


Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Spain

2. Russia

3. France

4. Prussia

5. N. Italy

6. Germany

7. Canada

8. America

9. S.Korea

10. Romano

11. Finland

12. Sweden

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
...Yes...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Um, he can be! Depends on my mood and what he's doing

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Germany got Spain preggers? No. Just no.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Sadly, no

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
I don't think so.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Prussia/America or Prussia/S. Korea? I don't like either really

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Canada discovered France and America in a secret relationship, Canada would scream at Francis, saying he cheated on him, and then go in a corner and bawl his eyes out cuz it's too weird

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

I refuse.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Not that I know of.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Betrayal" Spain/N. Italy Hurt/Comfort fic.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

France/Finland? Um, Finland got sick of being Swedens "wife", and decided to find someone else. He then realized the crazy/perverted France was just trying to get his attention (man, this is one wierdd pairing!)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Canada het? S.Korea slash? I don't think so dude.

13.If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

"My Milkshake Brings All the Boys In The Yard", because Korea thinks all breasts belong to him

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Russia/France/Germany? Um, epic violence

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

AMERICA ON ITALY?!?! Um, "There's some pasta in my car"?

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Romano/America? Seriously? I HATE this couple.-sigh- Ok: Romano and Spain have a huge fight, and Romano leaves, tears streeming down his face. He (in an unstable state of mind) decided to go to a McDonalds, and runs into America on the way, and Mr. Jones states that Mikky Ds is always better at his house, so they go, and America decides to make Lovi feel better...just guess from there...

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Canada walking in on Russia and Sweden? AHHAHAHAHAHAH!! They would just keep going, not even knowing that someone had walked in, and Canada would blush, stuter, and run away.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Prussia deflowering Spain? -sigh- I also hate that pairing. Ok, Gil would just give Spain tons of Tomatows and stuff, and eventually get him drunk off of tomatoes and wine (even though Gil likes beer)

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Dunno. Probably

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

France het? Ok, someone please explain to me what het is. is it like, genderbending or something? cuz idk anymore!

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably not

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Russia/Prussia/Italy? NO ! BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Hmm...either "CH-CHIGI!" or "yOU...YOU DAMN...FUCKING..FUCKING DAMN BASTARD!" or "YOU DAMN FUCKING POTATO BASTARD!"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About Italy? Um...dude...the whole series is basically about him..but I read one a few hours ago

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

HEHEHEH...Germany? Oh..I don't think I need to tell you guys that (*cough*cough* bondage*cough*cough*)

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Finland shag Korea? NO.NEVER.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

If France and Canada get to gether? Dude, France of course..DUH

28) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic?

“Spain and Korea are in a happy relationship until Korea suddenly runs off with Prussia. Spain, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Finland and a brief unhappy affair with Sweden, then follows the wise advice of Italy and finds true love with Russia.”
I would name it "One Fucked Up World"

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would die of sadness. Absolute, and complete sadness. I'm sorry, but I prefer USUK!!!


Favorite Quotes

"Mmmmnnmguhmehm!" Were the noises of struggle that came from Lovino. What he was trying to say was probably something with many fuck's, dammit's, and bastard's. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7031728/2/When_A_Tomato_Bastard_Moves_In)

"Ugh… I had the weirdest dream, Feli…" He began, "That is was really early… and I was tired, but there was a wall and then it was actually the tomato bastard in my bed! I was so fucking pissed. Che palle."

"I have a name, you know" (When A Tomato Bastard Moves In: Chapter 6 by lunabellz)

"Is she trying to steal your Italian Stallion?" Gilbert's confusing statement caused a bump in the road to analyzing the situation. "Eh… Italian Stallion?" Antonio scratched the back of his head. "Ugh, you guys are so unawesome! You can't even understand my joke!" Gilbert crossed his arms, "The brat is your Italian Stallion because he is Italian… Right?" The two others nodded. "Right. So then he is a stallion because Tony's gonna ride him like one! Plus, it rhymes!" Francis face palmed. Antonio, on the other hand, had an expression of realization. (When A Tomato Bastard Moves In: Chapter 7 By: lunabellz) Oh Prussia...we love you...

"So…. Uh, what do you think of Antonio?" "I don't think anything of bastards!" He spluttered. "Your face tells me otherwise!" She pointed out the blush that was easily visible on the other's cheeks. "I don't care what my face tells you! He's stupid, ignorant, air-headed, idiotic, hot, lame, happy-go-lucky, loud, and perverted!" "Did you just call him hot?" She choked, almost not believing it. She automatically began cracking up. (A conversation between Belgium and Romano frm lunabellz's fanfic When A Tomato Bastard Moves In)

"Frog! Keep your hands to yourself!", yelled Arthur from inside the cab as Francis and his grabby hands joined him. "Now now Arthur it's not nice to call the French frogs." Said Alice as she joined them in the back and Francoise took the front seat. Francis and Arthur looked at her in shock while Francoise checked her reflection in a hand mirror and rolled her eyes having heard the line 100 times. Alice smirked as she buckled her seat belt and said to Arthur, "It's unfair to amphibians to compare them to the French." (NMproud's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!")

"I don't end up wearing that ridiculous outfit all the time, it just sort of happens…but that's besides the point! You don't go telling just anybody things like that!" "But Emily isn't just anybody; she's like me, but with boobs!" (A conversation between England and America in NMproud's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!)

"Let's put it this way." Said Emily, "How different would you treat Canada if she was your little sister instead of your little brother?" Alfred's eyes got really big before he ran over and pulled Maddie into a hug yelling, "Don't worry, big brother's here. He'll protect you from the evil, after all I'm the hero!" Emily laughed at her sister's discomfort, as a hand came and smacked Alfred on top of the head. Matthew was standing near by in an apron with an oven mitt on his hand, "Leave her alone, eh? I'm sure she doesn't want you crowding all over her." Alfred turned instead and jumped his brother knocking him to the ground. "Mattie thank you! Thank you! Thank you, for not having a vagina! I don't want to have to protect you from the evil advances of questionable Prussians forever." (I actually lold w this one. Same place as the quote above)

"Romano looks from a seemingly deflated Antonio to his vespa and cries. "NNNOOOOO! MY BABY!" He runs over to the crushed vehicle and looks at it in horror. "What have I done? I've killed my baby!" The Italian looks over to Antonio in tears. "This is your fault! You just HAD to have an awesome house!" He whines and Antonio looks at him in confusion. "L-lo…siento…?" The Spaniard mumbles and Romano bursts into tears. "VEEEESSSSPAAAA! THIS TOOK ME THREE MONTHS OF A SHITTY JOB TO BUY! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOMATOES I COULD HAVE GOTTEN WITH THAT MONEY? OR EVEN THINGS TO KEEP CERTAIN EVIL LITTLE BROTHERS OUT OF MY STUFF? DAMNIT!" He cries and Antonio looks at him shocked. "L-Lovi? Oh god…you really are broken!" " (Romano, after crashing into a lamp post. From "His Favorite Customer" by chibi-excel)

Romano looks up at him teary eyed. "You're just going to leave him here?" He asks, horrified and Antonio sighs. "I will put…him…in the garage. But first you must go to the couch." Antonio points out, lying him down on the large red couch. Romano immediately looks around and notices all the aquariums full of turtles. "Well, I'll go put your vespa in my garage." Antonio says, walking outside. Once he leaves Romano walks over to the nearest aquarium and is immediately stared at by all of the turtles. "GAH!" He screams and jumps back, unknowingly clinging to a very confused Antonio. "…Something…wrong?" Antonio asks and Romano nods. "D-DEMON TURTLES! DEMON TURTLES!"

Antonio raises a brow and wraps his arms around the panicked Italian's waist. "Demon turtles? Mis bebes aren't demons, Lovi!" "LIAR! TH-THEY ARE STARING AT ME! THEY WANT TO EAT ME! TH-THEY WANT MY SSSOOOUUULLLL!" Romano cries and Antonio laughs a little. "So silly, Lovi!" He coos and Romano pouts. "Why can't you be normal and have cats and dogs?" Antonio smiles and looks around. "I do have a cat! He's somewhere around here!" Romano looks around as well before wincing. "O-owie! You're hurting my boo-boo!" (Same as above)

"Romano smiles down at Antonio, making the man's heart skip a beat. "Lost what? A bone? OH GOD IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT BY BROKEN? CHHHIIIIGIIIII!" The Italian screams and Antonio looks at him confused . "…Chigi? Wait, weren't you just smiling? Ugh, whatever, your bones are fine. Take off your clothes so we can take care of your wounds." Romano giggles again. "Silly Antonio! You shouldn't talk about boners and me stripping in the same sentence!" Antonio goes bright red and jumps up. "B-B-B-BO-? NO! NO! I SAID 'BONES ARE'! P-please just hurry up so I can take care of you!" " (Same)

"While Antonio is making something, Romano comes running in excitedly. "Hey! Hey! Tomato bastard!" Antonio looks over and sees Romano covered in turtles. "EH? LOVI!" "I let them out so they wouldn't want to murder me! Brilliant, right? But get this; now they wont get off! For turtles their grip is ASSTOOUUNNNDING!" He says with wide-eyed fascination while gently shaking his arm to see if they budge. They don't. "Woooooowwww…" Romano mumbles and Antonio sighs. "Why don't you go lie down?" Antonio asks and Romano smiles happily, making the older teen's heart race. He's seriously contemplating kidnapping the boy. Kidding, he's kidding. Probably.

"Hey Antonio! Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes are reeaaalllyyy pretty? Like…um…like beautiful emerald jewels shimmering in the bright summer sun!" Romano says and Antonio looks at him shocked, his face now bright red. He's never been complimented in such a…genuine way. It made him seriously want to lock the doors and keep Romano to himself. Which is NOT creepy…as long as Romano NEVER finds out. "U-um...wh-where…did you…get that analogy?" He asks and Romano grins. "I made it up! It's something I've been thinking about for the past few days! I mean, I have met a LOT of people with green eyes, but none of their eyes have ever seemed so…enticing."

Antonio's breath hitched and his heart begins to race. Losing all train of thought he begins to back a very confused Romano up against the wall. "Lovi…" He mumbles and leans forward. "You're so…" His actions are stilled when one of the many turtles on Romano suddenly crawls onto his face. "Haha! The turtle wants a kiss!" Romano says laughing and Antonio pales. He almost…to Romano… "Y-you need to put them back. Feel free to feed them if you want as well. Also, after you eat you need to go to sleep. You'll be hurting in the morning from those bruises." Antonio says, handing him the wayward turtle and going back to the food on the other side of the kitchen.

"You're…going to come with me, right? It isn't a sleep over if we're in different beds." Romano mumbles and Antonio sighs, still staring at the food. "I…I think…I'd like the normal you back now…" He says nervously and Romano pouts. "I'll just go to the living room then, poopey face." The Spaniard raises a brow and looks back at the leaving boy. "…What did he call me…?"" (Same..agian. The whole chapter is actually. Look at it for more Loopy Lovi!)

"Standing in the doorway was Arthur, completely dressed in a police uniform, twirling a pair of handcuffs in his hand. He was leaning against the doorway and smiling, holding the bachelor's degree to be a policeman in his hand. "So," he said, smirking, "who wants to be my first arrest?" I fainted right there."From AngelicEmperor's fic Finally I Write This


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'getting dark. And the winds had shifted. "I can't really con-"' (from The Last Lecture, by Randy Pausch (Professor, Carnegie Mellon) with Jeffrey Zaslow)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Nothing but air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Too Cute

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:40AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:55AM. SO CLOSE!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The fans in my room, and Pandora Radio

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Being dropped off at home by my sweet boyfriend, Alex

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Kismet by Lady-Pyrein (It's awesome!)

9. What are you wearing?

Blue short-sleeved shirt and green-with-white-polka-dots pajama shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Today, while reading.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, a clock, a Brutus the Buckeye thingy, and four photos

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Random

15. What is the last film you saw?

The original Karate Kid.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

... A bunch of Anime crap... and Airplane tickets to all over the world to see different countries... It's a dream of mine.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I randomly switch accents that I don't even have. Like on out Marching Band Cedar Point trip, my best friend Jessi and I started talking in British accents. Sometimes I switch to my Italian accent (I actually do have a tiny one, but you can't notice it. Because my Great Grandpa and Grandma were from Calabria, Italy), or my West Virginian accent, which I do have because mi familia is from there.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

... There would be no evil/sin

19. Do you like to dance?

... yes! Very much!

20. George Bush

sighs* Why must you make everyone hate you...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

...idk...Hope..or...Alexandra...or..Maria..or...Rose/Rosa, Violet, or Samantha

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Antonio, Romano (they are cool names!) or Sergio. Maybe even Marshall or Dimitri

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Oh my goodness yes! Spain or Italy please! Or Greece!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Welcome home Bella" eeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Your Real Name: Isabella

2.Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name ‘izzle’): Isaizzle

3. Your Detective Name (favorite color favorite animal): Blue Cat

4. Your Soap Opera Name (Middle name current street name): Nora Lieutenant

5. Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Menisdes

6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color favorite drink): Green Diet Coke

7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Snohclh

8. Your Witness-Protection Name (mother's middle name): Elizabeth

9. Your Goth Name: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lucy

10. Your hobo name: (Your least favorite color and your least favorite food): Yellow Cauliflower



List twelve of your favorite characters from Hetalia, in no particular order.

1. France

2. Norway

3. Italy

4. Romano

5. Finland

6. Sweden

7. Germany

8. China

9. Spain

10. Poland

11. America

12. Prussia

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

MONTHS ago.

"One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.

France and Germany are in a happy relationship until Spain runs off with France. Germany, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with America and a brief unhappy affair with Prussia, then follows the wise advice of Finland and finds true love with Norway.

What title would you give this fic?

I wouldn't give it a title. I wouldn't post this crack.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Germany/China? I'd be freaked out.

What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

yay! Take that popular girls! SANTA IS RELATED TO ME/BEST FRIEND!!

How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

"Um...I'm gonna guess China is selling you that ducky that was made from China to you, right America?"

How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would cry. And I supported him telling Ice to call him "Onii-chan"!

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you do?

"Oh, Italy just cralled into Spain's bed instead of Germany's."

What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?

Prussia? Honey, we all know he and his five meters have raped before. Its not a news flash ;)

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

"Poland, don't make me wear pink aand dresses pleeeaaasseeee!!!!"

What would you think if Two was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If Two is already emo and slits his/her wrists already, what would you think if they became the most optimistic person in the world?

DON'T CUT YOUR WRISTS NORWAY! Iceland was just about to say, "Onii-chan"!!!

What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! My kin does love me!!

Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Keep it. I don't use it anyway.

28. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Germany, Spain, and Romano have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song I know as loud as they can, waking me up? "Why am I dreaaming with all these guys together?"

Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

Norway and America? Norway: I'LL CALL YOU ONII-CHAN!! America: -glomps to ground- MY COUNTRY!!


My life is very plain.

My school is very plain.

I'm just wondering, what is art?

What is music? I don't know.

I thought they would have taught me.

I don't have a dog.

I don't have a cat.

I don't even have a pet rock.

Because having a pet rock is dumb.

It's a rock.

My world is sheltered

I don't...

read.

write.

sing.

draw.

DREAM.

My friends are just as grey as me.

I'm never blue with lonliness

I'm never green with envy

I don't think I've been red with anger

or orange with happiness.

I lack the rainbow

that makes everyone else so glad.

I don't think I have ever aspired.

I don't think I will ever aspire.

I'll just live a grey life.

With a grey husband.

And a grey house.

With our lovely grey children.

REPOST IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE ARTS IN SCHOOLS!


1. Put your iPod, MP3, or something else with music, on shuffle
2. For every question you must the "next button" to get your answer
3. Write the song down as an answer, no matter how weird it is

The story of my life put to music.

Opening Credits: Jesus Is Lord- Matt Papa

Waking Up: For Good- Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth

First day of school: Haunted- Evanescence

Falling In Love: Two Worlds(Phil Collins Version)- Phil Collins

Fighting: A Narnia Lullaby- Harry Gregson-Williams

Breaking Up: Defying Gravity- Idina Menzel & Kristen Chenoweth

Driving: Perfect World- Simple Plan

Flashback: Tourniquet- Evanescence

Mental Breakdown: Hundred More Years- Francesca Battistelli (uh..)

Getting Back Together: Go The Distance- Lucas Grabeel (LOL)

Prom Night: Imagine- Glee Cast

Wedding: Bring Me to Life- Evanescence

Birth Of A Child: Raised By Wolves- Falling In Reverse (Um...no)

Final Battle: Everything to Me- Mark Schultz (huh..I think it works.)

Death Scene: Free to Be Me- Francesca Battistelli

Funeral: Raise Your Glass- P!nk

End Credits: I'm Just A Kid- Simple Plan

Some of the songs work...I guess...


North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X)You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X)You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X)You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

8/10

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(X) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "bastard" to everyone, a lot (I swear in my mind when frustraded.)
(X) You tend to get irritated easily(Around Idiots yes)
(X)You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X)You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning(Yes, yes indeed)

5/10 (Mi dispiace Lovi! I feel so ashamed I couldn't live up to my heiratige!(?))

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X)You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(/) You've had issues with money once or twice

2.5/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X)You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X)You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X)You need time to adjust to new people

6/10

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers(Change that, Cheeseburgers.)
(X) You think you're awesome (a bit. X3)
() You love to invent things
(X)You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (I don't want to! D:)
() You're terrified of ghosts
(/)You know aliens exist
(X) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (yesh, I got it for ChristmasXD)

5.5/10

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
(X)You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
() You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

2/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X)You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

4/10

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time(want to!)
(X) You love sunflowers(well like.)
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

3/10

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
(X)You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(X)You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

7/10

Austria

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite (try to.)
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away(Yes, yes indeed)
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (Trumpet)

() You've composed music before
(X)You tend to call people 'morons'(Oh yussssssssss! :D)
(X)You wear glasses

8/10

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are (Nope, older.)
() You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X)You hate fighting
(X)ou have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X)You often get mistaken for someone else (Mom..I'm Bella..not Meghan...)

()You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

5/10

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
(/) You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

3.5/10

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth (Trying to fix it..)
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X)You used to be a very tough kid
(X)Youre very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

8/10

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

4/10

I'm most like Hungary, Austria, and Feli..XD

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Starclan Academy by hjaltalin's owl reviews
Another human-warriors-in-highschool-thing. Only this one is different. Full summary inside. Give it a shot, please. No flames. Joint effort with SweetDragonSeeker.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,631 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 11/1/2010
The Lemon Curds by Azurecoloredsky reviews
Perverted alien Usui Takumi and our beloved kaichou, Misaki. Cute couple sure... but what if we add some lemony goodness into the mix? Stir it around, stroke it a little? Their relationship would surely be filled with beneficial...incidents. Rated M for a reason :) You have been warned! **IM BACK! 29/05/15 [SOON]
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui
My German Master by CallMeFreakFujiko reviews
Sequel to "American Slave."Ludwig returns Alfred to America, like promised, but not alone. Ludwig is still around, and getting back to life as a student after "disappearing" for a while, gets to Alfred. He's not legally free outside of America, or at all mentally anymore. His master has a tight, mental hold on him.Dubcon(hesitant, but con) noncon(in nightmares)m/m mental breakdown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Germany, America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
Lady Liberty by Fyrearth reviews
America died at the end of the Vietnam War. Now, England must take care of the new America only she has no idea what she is...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,085 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain
Stereotypes by MJ Saint reviews
One chapter stories about the States based off 50 State Stereotypes in 2 minutes video.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/7/2011
In My Head, In My Heart by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"No matter how bad your losses, it can be good again," the blond hair, blue eyed, boy wunderkind, tells the group. Yeah…right. What the hell does he know about grief? I'm only doing this to get my sister back. If he thinks he's going to magically "cure" me by the end of these sessions he's wrong. Dead wrong. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,819 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hate To Love You by iLoVeRynMar reviews
Written for the Tumblr 'Prompts in Panem' 7 Day Challenge: Cruelty. "Why the hell would you want to talk to me?" I ask. "We're not friends. Not even close. Especially after what you did to Madge." "We could be friends though," he offers, a dangerous glint to his eyes, as he looks me over. "We could get to know each other." Something about the way he says that makes me shiver.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Mon Amour Réincarné by JustCuzI'mAwesomeLikeThat reviews
On Hiatus! I've become pretty stuck on how to move the story along. I do know where I want it to go, it's just the words won't flow. Plus I may re-write some chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc
The National School of States by invisiblecanada reviews
The states have decided to make their own school. How will the world cope with them teaching the poor children? I AM RE-WRITING THIS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,013 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - America
When She Knew by iLoVeRynMar reviews
On the night she felt that hunger again everything changed. A look at how things developed between Katniss and Peeta after they made love for the first time. Canon. Post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,547 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
No Experience Necessary (Sherlock X Reader Oneshot) by toboldlyavenge reviews
You're desperate for money, and a strange advert in a London newspaper catches your eye.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson, OC - Complete
The Game of Tease Shall Now Begin by theslytherinprincess.xx reviews
What will happen when Misaki teases the Perverted Outer Space Human? Misaki x Usui *Read on to find out* edited version
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Chapter 100 (and a Half) by pseudocitrus reviews
Tomoe is saved but is acting strange and avoiding Nanami. Takes place after chapter 100.
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Saint Peeta by iLoVeRynMar reviews
Katniss and Peeta in college. She wants him. He wants her. So, what's the problem? Written for the Tumblr 'Prompts in Panem' 7 Day Challenge: Modern Day
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Revelation by RockabillyBelle reviews
Nanami is back at the hut she saw Tomoe and Yukiji in on her first time travel trip...only this time she's the sick maiden! Her revelation leads her to make a bold decision that will affect her future with Tomoe forever.
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Complete
Family of Fifty by BlueTune reviews
Take Fifty teens who constantly get into fights with one another. Force them to spend an entire week together and watch the explosion. Not to mention poor Al is stuck in the middle of it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - America
Realizations by Lapis Lazuli Ichigo reviews
Tired of being put down by the rest of the nations, America decides enough is enough. The world needs a reality check ,enter America's brilliant plan. Usage of both human and country names. No actual pairings intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America
Confessions of a Journalist by Tsukasa-kun reviews
College freshman Adyleine Wilder has a lot to look forward to in her life: Academics, her future career, and getting ready to do great things. Will love be added to that equation? Rated M for language, situations, and lemon in future chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - America
September, 11th, 2011 by softballqueen219 reviews
On September, 11th, 2001 America attacked. Now on the tenth anniversary the nation's have a UN meeting and one nation's comment push Alfred to the limit and make him remember the pain and fear he had the day the Towers fell. Please review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - America - Complete
Resonate by thevanillagrey reviews
Nia Dubois-Levaincois, the twin sister of Prince Charles, visited Prince Keith of Liberty a few months after her coronation as princess. Their relationship, unknown by anyone, takes a step up when Nia decided to be alone with Keith in the castle while everyone was busy. WARNING: OOCs and lemons!
Be My Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Keith A. - Complete
American Slave by CallMeFreakFujiko reviews
Alfred (USA) was kidnapped and forced into slavery. Ludwig (Germany) bought him with the full intention of breaking the American down to the point where he wouldn't even breathe without permission. Even though there were a few more "obstacles" in succeeding this, besides Alfred's strong pride. Angsty..? Warnings before every chapter. Kind-of a sequel to "Unbroken." Includes PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 80,712 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Germany, America - Complete
Oneshot Heaven! by IceEckos12 reviews
45th oneshot: It's night of the full moon, and the Underworld is saying their prayers, hoping nothing goes amiss. However a small incident leads to a big problem, forcing two enemies to work together to prevent the destruction of the entire town. Can Elizaveta the vampire huntress put aside her hatred, or will her pride rip her and the rest of the city apart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,581 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Heartbeats by Otomefeels reviews
A one-shot with Joshua, taking place after he finally confessed.
Be My Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Complete
A Dream Come True by Warriorlass reviews
You are sent to the world of Hetalia during a storm! How will you return home, that is if you want to? This is a reward for my readers because I recently made it to 25,000 hits! THANKS GUYS! This more or less HetaliaXreader. I will be posting weekly. :D!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,098 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012
How to Lose Your Virginity by Miggery reviews
Surely Matthew Williams isn't your average 19 year-old. He works at a sex shop, his best friend is a contract killer, and 14 different people are pursuing him, including a sexy albino man. For what reason? One million dollars. Rated M!PruCan YAOI.Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,334 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
An All American Family by AmeliaFJones reviews
Ever wonder about how Alfred deals with his states? You might ask questions like, Does he take care of them on his own? And how does he interact with them? Well, you get to find out in these series of one-shots based on his All-American Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,235 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America
How Can I Say I Love You? by HighOnSky reviews
Love and lust such a thin line so easily crossed but at the same time so easily intertwined. A collection of one shots and lemons for your reading pleasure featuring all of your favorite contries in there most private of moments. Enjoy ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012
Chapter 77 (and a Half) by pseudocitrus reviews
Nanami returns to her body, but it isn't quite as she left it...so she makes Tomoe do something about it.
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Complete
A Rose as Sweet by homesickpirate reviews
England doesn't know what to name America. But as he sits on his bed, an idea begins to form in his head. And soon, he knows just what to name the child.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Titles by SirenAlpha reviews
Arthur has been many things in his life. The most famous including knight and pirate. Unfortunately, he can't decide if he'd rather be called Sir or Captain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Appear by Celebnaur reviews
I fell in love with him, but he was not even from my time. I found him again, but then he left me. And here I am, waiting for something I fear I destroyed. But is 1000 years enough for us to find one another again and be 'lovers' ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Maid du Jour by Seikatsu-Shi reviews
Misaki's never actually repaid Takumi by being his maid—yet! Two-shot with a lemon squeeze!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Anything For You, Nanami by HikariHana97 reviews
A one-shot lemon for Tomoe and Nanami written at 1AM. Have fun!
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Complete
England x Reader :: Lazy Day :: Lemon by ChidoriDestroyer reviews
Another from DA, Just an England from Hetalia Lemon Hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/24/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Video Games by Darkest-Crystal reviews
An AmericaxReader. not a one-shot, there will be more chapters coming out soon. the upload is a rush, so forgive any mistakes. i do not own Hetalia, or you, just the idea ;3 . plus, there will be lemons in the not-so-distant future. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - America
7 minutes in Hetalia Heaven by Safeleo reviews
Based on the party game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011
Post-Meeting Business by TuAmorCreador reviews
I do NOT own the rights to Axis Powers Hetalia! You and Russia have been friends for nearly a year now, but lately the man has been acting strangely. Germany confronts Russia for you and then leaves you in a separate room to talk it out with him. What's the cause of his unusual behavior? Find out! WARNING: Lemon!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Russia - Complete
Letting Loose by TuAmorCreador reviews
I do NOT own the rights to Axis Powers Hetalia! You are at one of America's parties, bored out of your mind. Prussia tries to make you dance with him, but Sweden stops him. You have a huge crush on the country and ask him to dance. Will the dancing lead to more? Find out! WARNING: Lemon!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Sweden - Complete
Hetalia x Reader by Chibichan8 reviews
A series of lemon reader inserts involving the various men of the Hetalia universe. Yaoi will be provided later on :D For now, enjoy Nordics x Reader.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,673 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
I can kiss away the painA America oneshot lemon by TheLemonAlchemist reviews
When your past gets in the way of you enjoying the 4th of July, America helps you replace your bad memory with a new one. WARNING: HARDCORE DETAILED LEMON! AmericaXReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/22/2012 - America - Complete
Thanks for the Countries, Mom by malachitejellyfish reviews
Lostariel's mom sends her anime, and then the countries! 0ptimuspenguin owns the manuals! I'd love reviews or something! Oh yeah, T for swearing in other languages. And Prussia. Also random Doctor Who and Portal 2! [UPDATES VERY VERY RARELY]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,013 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011
Different Worlds by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"I feel hopelessly out of sorts at just the sight of him. I don't know what it is about him that makes me feel like I've lost my balance and am about to slip from a high tree branch, but it is unnerving." AU
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,354 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Ninja Like Ways of Being a Cat by Water-Iris-Hetalia reviews
One girl. One rainbow colored portal.A set of ears and a tail. Add a cup of Prussia. Mix it all together and you get...this. DISCONTINUED SORRY I CRINGE WHEN I READ IT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Ask Hetalia by Dark-Angel-Of-Light1994 reviews
Ask the hetalia characters! Rated T for pervyness and cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,328 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010
N Italy x Reader: The Curl by angelofpasta reviews
You have fallen in love with your best friend, Feliciano Vargas, but you don't think he feels the same way. Then you accidently touch his curl and something happens that you will never forget. Reader Insert, N. Italy x Reader, LEMON.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/16/2012 - N. Italy
Mine by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"I don't understand where this is coming from. I've never pressured her about kids. I never even bring it up. I know how she feels and she knows how I feel. We leave it at that." Katniss deals with some insecurities. Takes place a few years before the Epilogue. One-Shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Kismet by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 174,431 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Belgium - Complete
The Hetalia Reader Insert Series by Meltdown02 reviews
A Group of reader inserts for Hetalia. Some will be requests from dA and FFN, and others will be original! Check 'em out! dA RQ means a deviantART request; FFN RQ means a Fanfiction Request
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011
Silly Nordics by emmyloo-x reviews
The five Nordic Nations find you when you were just a child. As you grow up, they constantly fight about who really owns you. -Nordic NationsxOC-Rated M for saftey-Drabbles.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011
Tel père, tel fils by Emerald-Shadow-Knight reviews
Canada, with no other choice, runs to someone he hopes will take him in... Human names used. Other warnings/notes inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Control by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"I know the rules. We've done this before. I am his to do with as he wishes. I only talk when he tells me to. I give myself over to him completely and he pleasures me in the way only he can."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Outcasts by Brambleshadow of WindClan reviews
She was the ThunderClan medicine cat; he was a WindClan warrior. Now that their secret is out, they're both outcasts. [Pairings: Leaf/Crow, Lion/Heather, Squirrel/Bramble. Canon divergence. Slightly OOC. ADOPTED BY PIKACHUDRAGON.]
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Leafpool, Crowfeather
Norway Lemon: for Rose, witch of darkness by HetaliaLuv6669 reviews
This was requested on a website called Quotev. If you'd like to read the beginning of this lemon one-shot or read some other one-shots and lemons I've done on request go here: /story/1573112/Random-Hetalia-One-Shots-Drabbles/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Norway - Complete
Take Care Of It Yourself! by The-Wicked-Girls88 reviews
"I'm horny." Romano brain took a second to process this. "What the hell do you want ME to do about it?" He really shouldn't have asked. OR...actually, it's good that he did. Rated M for language, lemon, and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Break by ShortMcCake reviews
You won't submit to Loki, but he has his way of breaking you.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Cronoquake by Sajintmm reviews
While escaping baddies the doctor and friends tear the timestream in two. oops now they must fix it
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - 11th Doctor
I Got The Last Room by Migitmagee reviews
This is the story of how the Doctor, his mind scarred from the Time War, is involved in the life of Jesus of Nazareth. Rated T for now for descriptions of the war.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2012 - 9th Doctor, Jesus
Loki Lemon by emmyloo-x reviews
Wooo \o/ this is the second part to the Loki lemon from Quotev
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
A Day in the Life by Lydiacatfish reviews
Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,395 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Snapshots by iLoVeRynMar reviews
5 moments from Peeta's POV, from before the reaping to married with two children. Some things never change.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
When Tomorrow Comes by Darkflame5 reviews
"As France gazed at the two boys, a strange feeling came over him. Something was coming, of that he was certain. Things were changing, and he knew that someday, he would recall the events of this day and the things he had done. And it would hurt."
Crossover - Les Miserables & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Enjolras, France - Complete
The Miserable Ones by Darkflame5 reviews
A collection of poems based off of/inspired by Les Miserables.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Enjolras, Valjean - Complete
Not Afraid by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"I want to touch him. I want him to touch me. I want him to stop being so angry and afraid and help him remember about us." Takes place after Peeta asks to talk to Katniss in Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,726 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Public Display by balancedbeginning reviews
JapanxReader, lemon. Well, even though Japan was shy to public displays of affection, could it also be one of his fantasies to do something more... explicit?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Japan - Complete
Empire by Darkflame5 reviews
After the Spanish-American War, America finally has an empire, but is he really doing the right thing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - America - Complete
The ABC's of Love! by HighOnSky reviews
For each letter of the alphabet i have picked out a girl name and paired it with a nation creating a cute little one shot. Some fluff and others serious with all of your favorites! Feel free to request nations and or stories by reviewing or pming me
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,907 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Forgotten Memories by xSuperxNinjaxBunnyx reviews
HRE hits his head in battle with France but luckily Prussia is there to save him. The only problem is he doesn't know where he is or who he is himself. From the theory of HRE is young Germany. Warnings: random updating. GerIta and brotherly PruGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Please Laoshi! by balancedbeginning reviews
ChinaxReader. Its just you, Wang Yao and an afternoon of 'fun'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - China - Complete
Being Human by FoxInBox aka FIB reviews
Theirs was a responsibility beyond any mortal's. However, each one had a moment when they felt...human. A series of short one-shots about the Nations and their humanity. Rated T for some language and possible implied situations
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
My Darlin' by WhitePrincessPrussia reviews
ReaderxAmerica; lemon Now, maybe teasing your boyfriend Al wasn't too good after all...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - America - Complete
Hetalia: Seven Minutes in Heaven by crimson-creek reviews
What happens when Prussia decides to throw a party with all of the nations? What if the party played a little game of Seven Minutes in Heaven? What if Prussia forces you to play, too? Who's to say you're interested in such a game? Prussia, of course!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Sky's Still Blue by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"Every day it gets a little easier to breathe and the pain from the war loosens its grip on my heart just a bit. I start to think less about the past and more about how Peeta makes me happier than I ever thought possible" Pre-Epilogue
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Sea Legends by SirenAlpha reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow was expecting an easy looting. Captain Arthur Kirkland doesn't intend to let that happen.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain - Complete
All Hail the Manuals! by QTHorror reviews
I didn't know what I was getting in to when a delivery man knocked on my door and left a giant human sized box in my living room. I already had enough to worry about with taking care of my three year old son, but the world too. Thank God for manuals!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011
A Journey to the Beginning of Time by Lana Langston reviews
Grinning ear to ear, the Doctor replied "Well, we are going to time travel back to the beginning of time." "Beginning of time?" Rory and Amy simultaneously responded exchanging nervous glances between themselves.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bible - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
50 kids by CapasoVargas reviews
In America's house the words "time for bed" always trigger a panic. It's every state for themselves as they protest against their dad. Every night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2012 - America - Complete
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
What are you looking at? by GoAnime reviews
Sequel of Germany I'm hot. Romano comes back home because he forgets something to find the stupid potato bastard in bed with his brother. Oh he's not happy. Not at all. RUN GERMANY RUN! Churros churros everywhere. Good for eating and teasing Spain..lemons
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Fangirl Project by Sajintmm reviews
My multi-series project, I hope to help give fangirls each a oneshot of them and their favorite characters. Let the trial begin
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012
We Are Young by CapitanGigglesLordOfTheFaeries reviews
Matthew is stuck in the shadow of his super hero relatives, but when he comes back from summer, things change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,481 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Bitter Past, Sweet Present by ItalyForever reviews
Germany one-shot, lemon. The time is just after WWII. Germany is living with an American women that he rescued when she was 15. I do not own hetalia. (edited to remove accent. a reminder to myself of how much i have improved)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Germany, OC - Complete
A Blue Box In Jerusalem by DorianGray91 reviews
The Doctor and Maggie travel to the most mysterious and debated era of mankind... to visit Jesus of Nazareth. But what they find and what occurs is beyond what either of them expected. An exploration: a theory upon the Biggest Puzzle in History.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - 11th Doctor
Words Aren't Enough by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"Being intimate with him makes me feel more alive than I have been in months." Takes place the morning after "You love me. Real or Not Real?" Katniss learns to embrace the new physical side of their relationship
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Surprise by Yummybun reviews
Lemon! Katniss manages to become aroused next to a sleeping Peeta, Is waking him a good idea?...Of course it is!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Atlantis by PhoeniciaOnFire reviews
When the existence of Nations is revealed to the world, it is decided to put them in a secure environment for their own safety. But with that many Nations in one place for a lengthly time, you know there will be trouble... Many pairings, a few OCs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011
His Favorite Customer by chibi-excel reviews
Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
What of England? by SirenAlpha reviews
A man reminds the Pevensie children that there is still something of interest to them in their home town. Twoshot now.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, England/Britain - Complete
What World War II Brought by GreatAuthor96 reviews
Partially based on WWII; you were a servant of Austria until your new master became Prussia. Life seemed to be torturing you throughout your time at Master Prussia's, but then...everything changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Prussia
Misa and Usui's Spring Break by Lainiie xD reviews
Q: What happens when Misaki has to grant Usui a wish, any wish? Ans: A hot and steamy spring break
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
The eleventh day of the ninth month by Half-Angel-Writer reviews
A Hetalia version of September 11th. Not meant for light reading. Please read the Author's note before reading the story. ##UNDER REVISION##
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - America
Hola! I'll Write Letters, Too! by Spanano reviews
Spain, thanks to some pressuring from his familia and out of pure boredom, decided to give this letter buisness a shot!Envíe sus cartas! OC Nations, capitals, protectorates etc are welcome! NO FANMAIL PLEASE! It drives me muy loco!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1687 - Words: 263,736 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Spain
Damn Italian Curls SpaMano Version by joyouswolves reviews
Well...what can I say...Spain...Romano...that lovely little curl of his...what do you think that's going to lead to? Oh..I can say that I do not own Hetalia..sadly...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Under Arrest by Spazzila reviews
How well can you get away from the men of the Color Police? ReaderxPolice!Various Smut collection. Reader vote.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011
Friends and Fantasies by Warriorlass reviews
This is a request for Guoste-chan. It is a RomanoXReaderXItaly, I kind of it went wild on this one so I hope you like it. It kind of ended up a bit different than a regular one, so...Just let me know if this works for you, or if not let me know Guoste.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
The Mysterious Case of White by Mollz33 reviews
GerIta & Spamano. Better summary is inside. When Italy and Germany get into a fight, Germany tells Italy to go home. But what happens when Italy ignores the on-coming traffic?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Dream of the Past by SeraphicUrbi reviews
Germany wakes to find a strange person in his room, who claims that they are there to help Germany. But with what? HRE x Chibitalia and Germany x Fem. N. Italy Warning: Human Names used!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
War is Like a Thin Layer of Ice by OneGirlStudio reviews
"It could give out on you at any moment..." Russia, Germany, and America have been bombed by an unknown country. Thus sparks WW3. Who did it and why? main pairings are: USUK, GerIta, RoChu, Giripan and other side pairings! Rated T for language and YAOI!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,052 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Damn Italian Curls by joyouswolves reviews
You remember that scene in Episode 23 right? With Italy and Romano in bed...they get their curls tangled. Well...this is what I think happened next. A bit of Spamano mixed in as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Brothers by ScatteringAshes reviews
The Italy brothers have beginnings that go back further than anyone else realized...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,503 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
What happens in the shower stays in the shower by whitecloud ale reviews
America borrows England's shower. please review and critque :3 smut in each chap guarantee
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - England/Britain, America
Adventures of Ohio by KTdidn'tIsweartogod
Ohio is telling the tale of her life growing up as a state through wars she really had no part of and to pollution problems all the way to the underground railroad. She has had a long life and wants to share her story!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Canada, France
Changing History by MelancholyMonochrome reviews
England is fed up of America's stupid attitude, for too long he's had to suffer pain and sorrow for one headache of a country. What happens when he tries to change history with a spell that could rid him of America forever? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,938 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
When in America by xNeve reviews
America is hell on Earth in the eyes of the Arthur Kirkland. Starting at a new school is never, easy but when he finds himself falling for casanova who is currently taken, things suddenly get tricky. USUK and more AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,650 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia Academy by residentklaouw reviews
Everything starts when the new italian brothers arrive to Hetalia High school and find that they like their teachers more than they should GermanyxN.Italy, RomanoxSpain, GreecexJapan, AustrixHungary, AmericaxEngland, PrussiaxCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,432 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
økende kjærlighet Growing Love by emmyloo-x reviews
Vikings were ravishers. They didn't love the women they ravished. But, what happens when both Lukas and Mathias develop loving feelings towards a woman Mathias brought home with him? NORWAYxOC&DENMARKxOC, sprinkles of VARIOUSxOC. Rated M For late chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Denmark, Norway
America! Meet your states! by kimchi71399 reviews
America hasn't seen his states in a while. Now he floods with information about every one of them. Minor violence. All 50 will be included! And I am still requesting information about the states
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - America
A Daddies Life by emmyloo-x reviews
The countries of our world turn into fathers, and actually have to take responsibilty for the silly things kids tell you ! **OCxVARIOUS** Rated m for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011
Not Himself Tonight by xxJustJoolsxx reviews
After a long, hard day of work, Feliciana is all Ludwig can think about. It's a matter of time before he finally snaps and shows her that wild side...;D BAD SUMMARY! GermanyxFem!Italy, rated M for dirty lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Future is weird by Tiilly reviews
Englands magic has gone wrong again. Child America is brought to the present day and causes a stir. Alfred trys being the hero while being embarrased at his younger selfs antics and the other nations are both confused and amused at the same time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - England/Britain, America
Just What You're Looking For by Roxi2Star reviews
Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,161 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Risen Prequal to The Fall by emmyloo-x reviews
Gilbert loved you with all his heart. So, he proves it with a kiss. PRUSSIAxOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Prussia - Complete
School Days by SuRReal ArTist reviews
LudwigXReader! May be rated M as chapters go by, I'll continue if I get enough reviews!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Germany
Pen Pals by emmyloo-x reviews
When your forced into a Pen Pal project in your German class, you expected to get someone who isn't particularly nice. you didn't expect getting a person who understands you best out of anyone. GERMANYxOC, rated M for later Chapters. Real Names Used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Germany
Loving Your Best Friend by emmyloo-x reviews
Why does it seem, when we fall in love, it's usually with our best friend? **PRUSSIAxOC** Eventual Lemon :P
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Prussia - Complete
When I Get Older: OC's by Uwa-ah Chan reviews
Looking for OC's for my new fic. -Rated for words and...content...that may come in-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, Canada
Wholock OneShots by Q.Sullivan reviews
A collection of drabbles and prompts from Tumblr. More to be added
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
A Different Game To Play by onlygirlonfire reviews
A different kind of hunger game, that's what he's after. He's testing me now to see if I'll play. I don't quit easily. One-shot fat lemon.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Ciao…Guess I'll write these damn letters now by Dogsrule reviews
Another letter story! This time is everyone's favorite foul mouth Italian! Rated 'T' cause it's Romano. 'nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 440 - Words: 58,915 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano
Make Me Sing by PouringRain-BlazingStorm reviews
"Would you like them here or there?" "Yes! I would like them here or there. I would like them everywhere!" Get ready for the dirty version of Dr Seuss where it's not green eggs or ham but yummy nations. Update: Couch - Netherlands
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia Email by Drama-freakz reviews
Ask any Hetalia character a question! They respond. Rated T for possible out comes! Ran by Germany, but all countries will respond!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 31,145 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Hetalia 60 Things guys should know about guys by Eclipse130 reviews
This is 60 things guys should know about girls for hetalia. x various and Oc'sx various and anyone is welcome to ask fro one too! Now These poor boys will learn things boy should know about girls! mwhahahahahah-couch-cough-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011
I Love to be Happy by QuarterQueen13DN reviews
Sequel to Greasy Food, Might Lead to Love. Hey there, I'm Abi Clo-...I mean Abi Jones. Guess what Alfred did... MORE LEMON. AmericaxOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - America - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Greasy Food, Might Lead to Love by QuarterQueen13DN reviews
The little story about how we met. Or, you could say, the greatest day of my life. LEMON. AmericaxOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America - Complete
Spamano Drabbles A to Z by LinedWithCharcoal reviews
In which pants are not needed on this quest to discover the monster named Onion. Special appearances by: Spain, Romano, Shakespeare, angst, sex, love, and zombies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Hiroshima and Nagisaki by PastaAndFriedChicken reviews
The story sucks and will not be continued. I may make a rewrite after I develop the OCs and do better research. I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience to anyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Japan, America - Complete
Germany's guilty mind by Sajintmm reviews
In a wave of guilt Germany decides to tell Italy of his scars from the past. ONESHOT will Italy trust someone who's killed hundreds of people implied GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
group of budshetaliacrack by Sajintmm reviews
due to Iggy fudging a spell me and my buds end up in hetalia and are living with a multitude of nations WARNING crack OCxSpain OCxGermanyxOC OCxRussia OCxUkraine OCxJapan OCxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Spain
Tesoro by emmyloo-x reviews
One brother seemed to hate you. The other brother was obviously in love with you. You thought Italians were very unfair. North ItalyxOC...RomanoxOC.. Rated M for some language and later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Lobster Can Kill! YO THIS IS MASSACHUSETTES! by Project Jelp reviews
Hey Kids! Its your favorite state with that stuck up accent that whenever you hear you just want to throw a baby off a roof. I Paaaked My Caaa in Haaavad Yaaad! Haha! We also have America's oldest fishing port! Write to me if you still want seafood!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 122 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011
Oh Mein Bruder by Noablarenglish reviews
America finally buys an actual world map. The other countries make fun of him for being so oblivious in thier own languages so America can't understand. Little do they know a little fact about America, he's multilingual
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/7/2011 - America, Canada
ReaderXCharacter Personalized Lemons! by Mentally Unstable Twins reviews
That's right. CharacterXYou Lemons! We are only doing two at a time that's what she said , so hurry on down, Sweet Cheeks! Details inside !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011
Only An Idiot Like You by Lego Dinasaur reviews
When Antonio switches into Lovino's school, a few things happen that he will never forget. Human names used. spain/romano ...spamano?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Strangers by stripedpolkadots reviews
The Flock has been separated and memories have been erased. The school is doing everything in their power to keep them apart, but one little mistake may cause things to get... out of hand. Will the flock remember? Or has the school won for good? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Mine by Atemu'sLotus reviews
She's the best that has ever been his. This is the story of Aelfled and Francis, a love that will last through the ages. AU Fem!AmericaxFrance FrNyo!US Lemon, swearing. Based off the Taylor Swift song "Mine".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, France - Complete
The Misadventures of Ireland by Girlygeek43 reviews
Ireland has joined the world powers and is eager to get along at World Academy W. As well as outside of the Academy. Yet, when France starts to eye her it seems that France finds a very though nut to crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Osaka, France
Lest We Forget by Maere Mara reviews
Just short snipets that are AU dealing with those affected by the war. FOR REMEMBRANCE DAY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Rum, Tar, and a Whole Lot of Letters by Worldsweaver reviews
Finally! FF now has a time machine that allows you to send your letters back in time to Pirate!England! Try and befriend this foul-mouthed scorge of the seas. Rated for your imagination and Iggy- being Iggy. All OC's and parings accepted. Now write!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 192 - Words: 40,592 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - England/Britain
The Gift by balancedbeginning reviews
ChinaxReader. Warning: Contains lemon. You have a small surprise ready for China one night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - China - Complete
About Your Hair by balancedbeginning reviews
ChinaxReader. You let China know something rather important about his hair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2011 - China - Complete
Lazy Spanish Mornings by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Ah, mornings like this… Mornings when he buries his face in pillows that smells of tomatoes and musk and that spicy scent that is just Spain's. It's on mornings like this that Romano can actually admit, he doesn't mind the Spaniard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
My Hero by SoulEaterSushiBomb reviews
An AmericaxOC lemon request. Alice Gallagher, Ireland, has been friends with America for years...just friends...even though she's in love with him. America has always thought of her as a pal...that is until he discovers France has been proposing to her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2011 - America - Complete
Lemons for Christmas by Grenn-shouts- yield reviews
the hetalia cast go to a christmas market and... things... happen rating will go up later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011
I'm Sorry, I Love You by Skyler99 reviews
If your heart had a voice, what would it say? Will Romano ever find the answer to that question? Spain x Romano. Real names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Best and Worst of Times by Tara Walden reviews
Every nation has defining moments. Moments in history that show who they are. Some are good, some are bad, but they define them all the same. These are just a few of those moments.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - England/Britain, America
Lost Memories by Fang323 reviews
Alfred doesn't clean his storage room often, and eventually asks Arthur for help. Maybe this wasn't the best idea. A series of one-shots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - England/Britain, America
Dissolved by SirenAlpha reviews
Prussia was not expecting his visitor. Nor was he expecting the news he brought of his impending dissolution. Post-WWII
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Peace in the Middle East by PockyWarriors reviews
Lebanon and Israel have entered the lovely world of Hetalia thanks to Turkey. Join them as the two countries reveal their past and fight...for Lebanons vital regions-while other countries intervene to give advice and help invade. Some Romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Turkey
ABC's, 123's Toddler Countries! by TeaPartyPoison reviews
Welcome to the World Preschool! A child care facility run by 'Mr. Rome' and his partner-in-crime, 'Mr. Germania.' These are the daily lives and stories of the children that attend said preschool. Requests are being taken! AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ancient Rome, Germania
Foreign Tongues by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Genderbent Romano and Spain: Lovina I'm not creative. OTL has a fetish for foreign languages and takes a class with our favorite Spaniard. The sounds of the language turn her on and she can't help but to touch herself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The King and Queen of Clover by IvoryNemRodd reviews
Arthur, Queen of Clover is lonely. Can the new knight in the castle make this he-queen happy? Sucky summary I know. OneShot Fluffy! Smut! Lemon! Boy x Boy! Yaoi! You have been warned! Review plz!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Welcome To the World Academy! by FortuneCookiesAru reviews
Its the start of another year at World Academy W! Join the states, cities, regions, and provinces as they attend high school where their parents the nations are the teachers!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011
So, You're How Old? by PouringRain-BlazingStorm reviews
There is this horrible, horrible time of the year when all women cringed. The time of the year when you would wake up and blatantly lie about your age. Well, for once it wasn't you who had to worry about wrinkles and grey hair. Update: Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Prussia, England/Britain
365 days of madness by Dontmezwitme reviews
One author attempts to catologue the major and minor events of every single day of the year. **OCs used with discretion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
Yet to Come by the monochromatic reviews
Romano lies back and thinks of Spagna. Shameless porn born of the Kink Meme: you've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Best Served Chilled by PouringRain-BlazingStorm reviews
Take one American, add a Brit and his brothers, a Frog's leg, one or two Italians, pinch of German macho, Danish brawn, Dutch made drugs and a dash of anything else you please. Mix well in a large bowl then set to cool. VariousxOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain
A Full Seven Days by PouringRain-BlazingStorm reviews
They are fair of face, full of grace, full of woe, have far to go, are loving and giving, work hard for their living and are blithe and good. They are our nations. Last one up: N. & S. Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Homeland by Operamuse reviews
An Austrian song reveals feelings of love between two nations. RoderichXElizaveta. Rated M for Lemon in part two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Scar's Good Side by Keijulove reviews
Well Scar take's the cub of a Pridelander, will he accept her as his own? To find out; Read here! Rated M for: Violence, Lemon's, Language, and Adult theme's.
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Scar/Taka, Zira
Human to Country, How fate messed up my life by London-to-Washington reviews
Alfred F. Jones was a normal collage student until he saved some one and died, or at least he thinks he did. After waking up in a field, Finding out his girlfriend has become his Sister, and biggest surprise of all, hes become America. Whats a hero to do
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain
Survey by waterrain reviews
America has been given a survey by England and he decides to have fun with answering the questions. Lies or with the truth or a bit of both or putting something random down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - America, England/Britain
Traveling with Units Oh Boy by ohmygoshcheese reviews
Zena accidentally won Hetalia units. Thank goodness she did or she and her friend would be in some serious trouble when they end up having to travel the world! rated T for my slightly colorful vocabulary, France, and maybe some future violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Captain America by mais-la reviews
Mild spoilers if you don't know the time period for Captain America. Germany/Reader with hints of America/Reader. Lemon, as well!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Germany, America - Complete
The Holocaust: A hetalia story by SkAdf1 reviews
The product of Hitler's diseased mind, through the eyes of Hetalia. Sometimes it pays not to be curious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Poland
Bitter Sweet well Mostly Sweet by Roxi2Star reviews
Today was bitter sweet. Romano was leaving him, but he was growing up. Yaoi/Slash/BoyXBoy, lemon/smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Teacher Romance by PancakesAndGilbird reviews
Lovino thought the new spanish teacher was out to get him - it was bad enough with just Francis around. Well, at least he's a good a cook as he is annoying. Spamano with bonus FRUK chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Chambermaid by R.H. Vargas reviews
After the Butler Cafe injury, Misa must nurse Usui back to health in the way only she can. *LIME/LEMON
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui
The Monkey and the Weasel by Lynn Kroto reviews
Romano and Spain seem to be getting along quite well, but all good things must come to an end. Though this time, the end of one thing is the start of something more wonderful than the first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Write Letters to the World He Says! by Yottersmania reviews
Iraq, having just started to recover from everything that's been happenning in her life has been requested by her boss to start writing letters to the world! Great, just great! Anyone is allowed to write, nations, capitals, OC's, flying peanuts names Bob!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
THERE ARE FIFTY OF THEM by Royal Puppet Master reviews
It was around midnight when it had happened. By it England meant some lunatic banging on his door. You know, America. "My states gained personification. T-T"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Letters to New York by XxChibiLokixX reviews
New York has decided to write letters! Why? Because he's just fabulous like that. Rated T just to be safe. **DISCONTINUED**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011
Letters to California by XxChibiLokixX reviews
California is lonely, so he's decided to jump on the bandwagon and write letters! **DISCONTINUED**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Happy Anniversary! by Eviltwin05 reviews
It's Alfred and Arthur's 9 month anniversary and both want to surprise eachother with something. USUK M for lemon and mild langage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
30 Days to Win a Girl's Heart by RabBeat reviews
30 days till the ATW Festival in Hetalia Academy! The music class has to come up with the best ending concert they can while trying to struggle crushes. What will happen? ::OC'S WANTED DETAILS IN CHP 2 PLS READ IT::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano
When A Tomato Bastard Moves In by lunabellz reviews
Lovino, a high school student, is shocked when the last person he would ever want near him, moves in next door. Human names used. Other pairings hinted. Rated T for Lovi's vocabulary, and just to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Days of Paper Flowers by Rinsom Lost reviews
When England and Canada accompany America on his trip to an annual Memorial Day family reunion, they remember that often the worst scars are the ones which can't be seen. No pairings, but does contain various state OCs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2011 - America
Man! I Feel Like A Woman! by MissMar-vell reviews
What would happen if the Nyotalia universe unexpectedly and magically decided to crash a world meeting from the regular Hetalia Universe? Warnings:Yaoi,Yuri,Het,suggestive themes,crack,and bitchiness abound! Human & Nation names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Canada
Regional Academy by Kitty-Kat's Meow O.o reviews
a school for States and Regions,and Capitals.The Teachers, yes teachers, will be...Nations/contries! Rp fic. T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 197 - Words: 92,066 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011
we getJobs? by darkangel78921 reviews
quiet peaeful day... not! what happens when the whole world finds out nations exists and the only ways to persuade them is to get jobs? " like totally...WHAAT? READ TO FIND OUT R&R MY FIRST FANFIC!RATED T FOR SOME COLOURFUL LANGUAGES!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010
Dog tags by evilpanda96 reviews
Arthur is at home one night with his daughter, while his husband is away in Afghanistan, When a he is graced with a rather unexpected face that he hasn't seen in over a year. USUK rated M for lemon,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Flinching? Dresses? Closets? What? by Dreamer of a Card Game reviews
Some people asked for another Spamano lemon so here it is. Romano is confilicted and jealous and decides to try to make Spain view him in a better way.. sorta. Summary fail, please read and review. Spamano SpainxRomano AntonioxLovino YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Mother's Love by Little-Tomato-Girl reviews
One-Shots for the Mom's of Hetalia and the love they have for their children. Entry 2:Greece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
Coming Into The Light by Little-Tomato-Girl reviews
Lovino and Feli are brothers that both live in a really tall tower. They both wear female clothes because the have nothing else. One day Lovino and Feli try to escape the tower and find two very handsome princes. Summary fail Spamano Gerita T for Swears
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Nyotalia by MissAnnaFey reviews
An accident occurs and changes every nation's life: they're all gender-bended! When England finds out the cure, will everyone question whether or not it's worth it to change back? Rated T for language and... vital region groping. Now ReEdited.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011
Their Rebellion by Nicole-Dilona reviews
This Revolution, this rebellion, it wasn't just America's. It was theirs, the Thirteen Original Colonies. Watch as America and the Thirteen navigate through declaring independence, war, and becoming a family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Punishment by Arvendell reviews
As revenge for her actions, he gave her the sweetest punishment.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
My Idiot Boyfriend by gossamer - glass reviews
There's the Nice Boyfriend, and then there's My Idiot Boyfriend. The tsunderes of Hetalia rant about their boyfriends. T for cursing and sexual implications. You can request any pairing for me to write, and I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
I wouldn't need you by When Snow Melts Away reviews
After seeing how well Usui takes care of her daughter, Ayuzawa's mom decides to send her live with him while renovations are undertaken at their house! Rated M 'cause there's an 'M' in leMon lol
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bloody Kiwi by Tanted-Tea-Water reviews
Australia comes to realise that he is in love with New Zealand. Will he be able to tell her on their boat ride and risk losing their friendship? Lemon's later, LOVE, Auz / Nz! Bad Summary!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Australia, New Zealand
I shall write letters also, oui? by Deutsch Katze reviews
France decides that, like the others, he will begin writing passion filled letters to the world! Because everyone needs some l'amour, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - France
Lovely Night by Blushing Aniki reviews
Misaki is stressed out after work. Usui decides to do something about it. A steamy night is about to unfold. WARNING- MAJOR SEXUAL THEMES
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/1/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
A Hetalian Midsummer by Bri Nara reviews
21st century parody of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Pairings: GerIta, Spamano, USUK, and AustriaxPiano. Warning: Romano's language, sexual themes, and the utter crack added to a Shakespeare classic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Hetalia High: Spamano by TheLaziestWriterAlive reviews
Lovino, a junior in highschool, has feeling for his senior; a very handsome Spaniard named Antonio. When Lovino fails his Spanish class and Antonio is chosen to tutor him, how exactly will Lovino react when Antonio suddenly makes a move on him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with APH When by Scarlet Hanson reviews
A random collection of true stories about two Hetalia-crazed teenage girls. :D Human names used, ratings may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - China, Russia
Dang These Manuals! by Dogsrule reviews
Here's another one! But is a dogsrule version! Based off of LolliDictator's Hetalia manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Silly States of the US of A by Neary K reviews
A look into the life of America's children-the STATES! Also featuring a horrible summary!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - America
Ask Hungary 2 by Alix Cohen reviews
Hungary starts answering letters again; chaos ensues. And, perhaps, some order. Now complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 21,295 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hungary - Complete
Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles by Jaye Walker reviews
The Holocaust and World War Two written from a German soldier's point of view. Poem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Germany - Complete
Interactive Marriage by MissAnnaFey reviews
Review and tell me which character you want to marry or which characters you want to marry each other and I'll write a little one-shot in your honor!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
You'll Be In My Heart Love Language in Hetalia by HitachiinElephant reviews
A bunch of mini-stories of our favorite Hetalia characters on a camping trip and falling for the buddy they're camping with. Will take requests on this one!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011
Hetalia United States Saga! by AvatarofBahamut reviews
(DISCONTINUED) Originally posted on DA. America is not just 1 nation, it is also 50 states. Learn about their adventures while reading about your favorite characters like England, Spain, Germany, Italy, Japan, and others!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - England/Britain, America, OC - Complete
Reluctant Assassin by Rapier-of-Red reviews
In order to pay for his ill sister's hospital bills, Matthew is taught to kill by a man, named Arthur, who is willing to exploit the boy's desperate need for money. AU, character deaths, future AmCan. Further and better description inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Canada, America
A Family Reunion by thisaccountisold reviews
America hasn't seen any of his states in forever, so what happens when he organizes a family reunion. T for foul language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America
Physicals, and Why They Suck by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU, sequel to "Doctor, Doctor". In which Gilbert goes to get a checkup and gets thoroughly violated. Again. Doctor!Ger/student!Pru, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Heimliche Romanze Yaoi Germany x Italy by LilyLikesLlamas reviews
GerItaly. Gift for another friend. Her first yaoi lemon. She loved it btw, which made me so happen. But if you don't like yaoi or lemons, don't read, thank you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
On a Rainy Day by Spazzila reviews
10 things to do on rainy days ReaderxVarious smutty review to tell me who to write for next
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,635 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. Gilbert has to get a prostate exam. Thank god his doctor's gorgeous. Doctor!Germany/universitystudent!Prussia PWP, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
The life of a Buckeye by invisiblecanada reviews
Gesesee Write Jones is your average ordinary sixteen year old girl. well except the fact that she is actually Southern Ohio. Join her and her siblings as they learn about the Nations and they learn about them
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011
The Longest Journey by ILuvHawkfrost reviews
You guys gave the cats, now read the story! Twelve cats set out on a journey to find the clans' new home, but they will face many troubles and pain. Will they make it back in time?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010
Sorted: A 'Forever' Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This is a smutty lemon excerpt from ch 39 of 'Forever.' Can stand alone. One-shot. Hatter and Alice had a rough night and have to stay over at her mom's, and Hatter's feeling the need for sexual healing... too bad Carol's in the next room!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Silverair's and Hawaii's Q&A's by SilverairAPH reviews
Rated T for tons of swearing from UK Virgin Island, and General idiotic OC-ness. Hope you like It! And Transylvania isn't mine, he belongs to Sajintmm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
Responses To Questions at the end of FANG by nudge-wanna-be reviews
The flock responses to the questions at the end of FANG from Jess. Nothing Else. Disclaimer.Praise for Fangalicious08! 3rd fanfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
Choices by Kirovy-Chan reviews
Elizaveta moved to New York City with her best friend, Gilbirt, for school. While there, though, she meets Roderich, who could possibly be the lover of her life. Who is more important to her? Rated T to be sure. May be changed to M in case of Lemons later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Hungary, Prussia
Of Priests and Pirates by Ootori Tatsu reviews
Lovino Vargas hates being a 'holy man'. Antonio Hernandez Carriedo is hoping to win the heart of one such 'holy man'. Pope!Romano and Pirate!Spain. Warning! Contains yaoi. Now rated M and in first person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,488 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Echos of the Moon by Echosong-Leader of MoonClan reviews
Moonecho, the new ThunderClan medicine cat, hates Bramblestar, yet wants to be a loyal warrior. Just to add to her problems, she finds herself in love, and wishing to be a warrior! Please read! :
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010
Just Another Year by Fly On Aya reviews
Suppose you're a guy and hates attention. Would you pretend to be gay to get away from the attention? Would you blow your cover if you fell in love with a girl who threatens to destroy it? Would you? Fang would. WARNING: PSEUDO-GAYNESS INCLUDED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
The longest journey:I need cats by ILuvHawkfrost reviews
I need cats, please. I will choose eight cats and prophecy. summery inside
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010
The child in the clover patch by Song of Stillness reviews
One day a girl has an encounter with a strange child that changes her life.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jesus - Complete
PDA and Osen by Night-Huntress019 reviews
Greece visits Japan. Japan has a huge issue with PDA and has an Osen, Japanese Hot Spring. Greece makes a plan to get the shy nation more shamless. Lemon and an earlier story of mine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
333 Things to do in WalMart by Courtni Desiree reviews
The list "333 things to do in Wal-Mart" put into action by the flock. Heck yes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
Leah & Cale by Skylark Evanson reviews
The story of Leafpool and Crowfeather if they were human.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Leafpool, Crowfeather - Complete
Ave Maria by ArisuWonderland reviews
Austria x Hungary. Proposal, Wedding and Wedding Night. Their Love finally leads to their marriage. Please read and review! 3 chapter story. Possible extra chapter depending on reviews. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Austria, Hungary
Inner Most Desires by Casa Yume reviews
*UPDATE* Chapter 7* Igarashi POV: Okay fine, Ayuzawa-Kaichou. You're coming with me, whether you want to or not. The only choice that you have is do you want to come with me calmly? Or do you want to play rough? KWMS Usui x Misa L E M O N
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
The Challenge by Peachy Hikaru reviews
Kei gives Hikari a rather risque challenge... of course, being Hikari, she has to accept. Things heat up from there! LEMON Hikari x Kei : Please R&R the review sucks I'm sorry :
S.A - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
The Way of the Lord by StarXEnoch reviews
A modern day reimagining of the teenage years of Jesus. Through the eyes of John the Baptist, we will watch the young Messiah as he attends high school, learns about who he is, and begins his ministry.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jesus, John the Baptist
Understanding A Hetalia 911 Tribute by LastOneOut reviews
Once again America is grief stricken buy the Anniversary of 9/11, can the unexpected understanding of a young girl help cheer him up? Slight US/UK if you squint. T for non-sexual mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rug Burn by NanaRie reviews
After the untimely interruption of their sensual hot spring encounter, our heroes finally get some privacy. Lemon excerpt from ch. 10 of my fic "Leather, cinnamon and allspice." Follow up to "Play the Right Cards." Can stand alone. Alice/Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Leather, cinnamon and allspice by NanaRie reviews
"Their brief time together had been nothing short of intense, proving that actions & quality, not words & quantity, created true bonds." AU of part 2, continues to depart further as chapters progress. Ranges from fluff! to mayhem! AU. Alice/Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: Germany by raecat reviews
Ludwig's turn to share 50 secrets that define him historically and personally. What lies under the stoic German mask? Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Possible Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
The Way by Starlightlovesya123 reviews
The man is silent. But He shall not be for long.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jesus - Complete
Play the Right Cards by NanaRie reviews
The casino is destroyed, Hatter's on the mend, and Alice has brewed a steamy surprise for Wonderland's new hero! M-rated extended scene from ch. 9 of my fic "Leather, cinnamon and allspice." Can stand alone. Alice/Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Scorched Earth Drabbles by Fictatious reviews
A series of drabbles in and after the war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Germany, Prussia
The Wheel of Redemption by Ladychristythenoble reviews
This is my take on the story behind the girl mentioned in Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Jesus - Complete
Simple Words by ShinigamiRyuuko reviews
They were meant to be simple words without any real intention behind them but they lead to a passion-filled night. LEMON!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
The boy next door by mykonosparadise reviews
For a brief second, Lovina forgot that she was almost naked as well. In the middle of the hall. Where anybody could see her. What a hypocrite. "Touché." She growled at Ludwig under her breath. The blonde didn't answer. Gerita and Spamano lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Baby Blue Sky Blue by Fruityloopz reviews
A night which was only too soon forgotten. Where Arthur holds Alfred in his arms... and dreams of better. Drabblefic. Hints of USxUK. Set in the Revolution
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Took Your Place by Marie S Zachary reviews
Treat people with kindness, compassion, love, respect and understanding. You never know who you're dealing with
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jesus - Complete
The Day Heaven Cried by HoofprintsOnWings reviews
It was the saddest of days, not only on Earth but in heaven. A retelling of the crucifix from an angelic point of view.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jesus
Passages in Time by Saberdragon Entertainment reviews
Sometimes even geniuses are wrong. Doctor Who/Bible crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bible - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Love Music by binnycanflyy reviews
Kaoru goes to his best-friend Mura, a shy and artistic musician, to talk about his feelings involving the Hikaru and Haruhi situation and just like before she comforts him. Only this time, they find a new way to comfort one another. *Lemon* Kaoru/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Pontius Pilate: His point of view by bookman16 reviews
When Jesus talked to Pilate, what was Pilate thinking at the time ? Innocent ? Guilty ? Both ? Rated T. for philosophical and long dialogue.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Jesus
Ohio, Idaho, or Iowa? by 15animefreak15 reviews
Includes state OCs, light MichiganxOhio. Rated for language and violence. Everyone keeps getting Ohio's name wrong, and the temperamental country is high-strung enough over insults. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the boiling point.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Perfect Mother by T.F. Allen reviews
On a small planet, not so far away, there lived a Prince who wished the Earth to be filled with men...
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Mary the Blessed Mother, Jesus - Complete
Easter in Heaven by Ladychristythenoble reviews
The angel's Pov of The death of Jesus
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jesus
The Woman at the Well, Reimagined by mishalina reviews
This is the tale of the woman at the well in modern day times. It was tough to keep it close to the Bible, but I tried my best! Just a one-shot.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Jesus - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
What Did I Do Wrong? by PrussianSecretPolice reviews
Why?" I ask, crumbling under your hard gaze and wondering what I did to earn this from you. "What did I do wrong?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Confessions of a Nation: America by raecat reviews
Alfred’s turn to share some of his secrets! Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Mentions of possible N.Amer twincest and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2010 - America - Complete
The Cabinet of Dr Héderváry by harinezumiko reviews
My first ever fanfic, begun for 2009 NaNoWriMo. Dr. Elizabeta Héderváry runs an alternative clinic aiming to cure teenagers of depression using some slightly offbeat methods. No doubt some of her own personality quirks will be examined in the process...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Japan, Hungary
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Slight Misunderstanding by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*one-shot GerIta* Germany wanted to propose, but you can always count on Prussia to mess things up a bit... poor Italy. Contains lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: Prussia by raecat reviews
Gilbert shares 50 secrets that define him historically and personally, showing us the personality under the awesomeness. Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Warning: bit depressive. Updated 8-15 with new secrets, please re-read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Prussia - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Teasing or Desperation? An 'Always' Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This little one-shot Alice & Hatter lemon is set at the end of Chapter 44, right after a night out between Hatter and Alice. They're horny...much lust ensues. Can stand alone.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
The Home Of the Brave by Jay1892 reviews
What England does for America after 9/11. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Remember This: An 'Always' Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This is an "M" Rated Lemon excerpt from Chapter 38 of my FanFic 'Always.' AliceXHatter/Alice is going away for a while and they have to say goodbye in the appropriate way...One-shot...can stand alone.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Keeping Warm by Iellix reviews
Alice and Hatter. A cold night on the road. One blanket.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Being Hers: An Always Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This is an M rated *Lemon* excerpt from Ch. 34 of my Chaptered FanFic 'Always.' It can stand alone, if you are just in the mood for some HatterXAlice lusty action. One Shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Possession and Lust: An 'Always' Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This is an M-Rated Lemon excerpt from Chapter 32 of my FanFic 'Always". It can stand alone, and it's a one-shot. Make-ups are the best part...
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Heroine and the Hatter by ArdelliaBlade reviews
Finally!" Yes, awesome line Hatter, but we wanted to know more. What happened next? A look at what might happen after Hatter finds himself in the world of the Oysters. Alice/Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,053 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Triple Digits by Shadow Sakura reviews
Alice and Hatter find a way to handle the heat. Mature audiences only.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Picture It by Iellix reviews
For some reason, Hatter loved that picture--there was something about Alice and her pose and her lack of clothes and her 'come hither' expression that made him rapidly lose all the blood to his brain. Lemon, one-shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Love is in the air, or is it? by Imagine-Me-A-Song reviews
Hatter loathed Jack, and anything to do with the Hearts. How does he fair when, following Alice through the Looking-glass, he soon finds himself in the midst of Valentine's Day. Hearts everywhere, no way to avoid it.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Public Relations by Iellix reviews
Alice has never been the type to delight in the idea of nearly getting caught. But Hatter's ruined her--oh, how he's ruined her. One-shot, lemon.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Snowflakes by Nakimochiku reviews
it's for my art class! but i can't do it!" just a quiet moment between France and Young Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
Family Names by HasFar2Go reviews
What starts as a simple question turns into a different kettle of onions entirely...
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Beautiful Love by Darkfire75 reviews
“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lovers' Spat by Darkfire75 reviews
Another dysfunctional family fic based on my own family ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Father's Day by Darkfire75 reviews
Very belated Father's Day fic starring the dysfunctional family based on my own family. "YOU HATE MY COOKING, DON'T YOU!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Family by Darkfire75 reviews
Just something I wrote of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Day in the Life by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Written for a prompt asking for a fem!France and her family. Arthur accidentally turns his rival into a woman, and when their union results in twins, they have to live together. It's a wonder they haven't killed each other yet. This is a day in the life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Laundry Day by Quinn Villiers reviews
Just a normal laundry day for Tohru and Kyo turns into something much more passionate. *LEMON ALERT*
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Feeling Human by so.pixie.like reviews
With the rains' end, Wanda finds herself quite anxious for one special human act. IanWanda. Lemon. One-Shot.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Acceptance: A Fanfiction For The Host by three.hills reviews
Ian and Wanderer spend some quality time together. Set after The Host ends. Quality time. Lemons...Graphic. Reviews are always great, I respond to every one of them.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
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Fallen Star Sequel: Secrets Revealed reviews
Skypaw and Breezepaw are your average apprentices, but when their Clans battle, the two cats attack each other. Suddenly, Skypaw's father breaks up their fight, saying they can't fight each other. Why? What does this mean? Watch these two cats as they reveal a secret; a secret that should never have been revealed. SEQUEL TO FALLEN STAR!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012
A Thousand Years reviews
Bella is married to Prussia. But this isn't her first time. On their one year anniversary, they remember their meeting in 1018, marriage in 1020, her death, and then meeting again in 2018. How and why did this happen? You have to read to find out! R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Prussia
Fallen Star reviews
Tigerkit was born to a mother who had lost her first kit to the kit's father in ShadowClan, and her best friend died giving birth to a WindClan cat's kit. Will she make the same kind of mistakes? Where will her choices lead her, and what will she lose?R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Random Hetalia 911 Oneshot reviews
I was just thinking about writing a oneshot like this so. here ya gooooooo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America - Complete
A Life of War For All reviews
There is something odd about this AxisClan warrior. He's afraid to fight, and is weak. It's a good thing he has his friends to save him right? I suck at summeries. sorry. Please read it? Its good
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011
The Guardian of the Sky and Earth reviews
The Flock is flying over a mountianside, when they run into Sky and her brother Blaze. Why do Sky and Iggy get along so well? Who is the girl following them? I SUCK at summeries Please just try the story out. Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Iggy
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