Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, Maximum Ride, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi! I'm Loudheart14! I love my family, friends, animals, and World History!
I found this on the Hetalia Wiki and literally loled:
"In another strip, England greeted Japan while wearing a shirt that contained spoilers for the final Harry Potter book. A horrified Japan quickly covered his eyes before he could be spoiled and England removed his shirt, making sure to tell Japan that it was for his own sake, not Japan's. Japan asked England what he could possibly gain from taking his shirt off, only to become even more horrified when he saw that the spoilers were also written on England's chest."
Daily Status: Working and getting ready for college!!
7/19/12: Just uploaded Chapter Four for 'A Thousand Years', please go read it!
7/19/2012: I'm working on the next chapter for 'A Thousand Years' and then for the first chapter of 'Secrets Revealed'
7/11/2012: 'Secrets Revealed'has been uploaded. Please go read it!
7/6/2012: 'Secrets Revealed sequel to 'Fallen Star',will hopefully be posted Sunday.
QUESTION!!: I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS TRANSLATIONS FOR THE RESTING WITH AMERICA/SPAIN/ETC BONUS TRACKS! I'D BE VERY THANKFUL!
I feel honored to serve such a lord who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile, If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
Hair: Brown during cold weather, Blonde or white during spring or summer, depending on the amount of sun I get
Hieght: 5'-5'1" (don't make fun of my shortness...)
Grade: Freshman in college
Relationship Status: Taken X3
Mother: Mary Elizibeth
Father: Stephen (Steve) Michael
Brother: Luciano (Luke) Michael (16)
Sister: Meghan Ashley (33)
Cats: Snowball- white she-cat with green eyes. Grumpy most of the time.
Miss Kitty- Calico she-cat with green eyes. One of the sweetest cats you will ever meet!
Dog: Lucy-German shephard mixed with husky (possibly)
Reading, Marching Band, writing, watching tv, Facebooking, swimming, and hanging out with friends.
Likes: History, Books, Marching Band, English (sometimes), Biology (sometimes), High School, and friends and family.
Dislikes: School, Homework, Exams, Idiots, Bossy People, Middle School, and Mean People.
Career Choices: Wildlife Biologist, World History Teacher, voice actor, or singer/actor/writer if I ever could _
Country: The United States ( idc if its up there, I wanted to put it)
City: Not telling. But Ill give you a hint: It's small.
Favorite Animes/ Mangas: Fruits Basket, Hetalia, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Black Butler, Junjou Romantica, Papa To Kiss In The Dark, Tyrant Who Fall In Love, and Shugo Chara
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, I Survived/...Beyond&Back, House, Deadly Women, How the States Got Their Shapes, FHFIF(Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends), Merlin, etc (anything historically or medically related)
Facts About Lil Old Meh :3
1. I was born two months early, weighing at 2lbs 8oz.
2. I was suppose to have a twin, but he/she died
3. I am 3rd generation Italian-and-Lebanese-American
4. There is a city in Southern Italy named after my family
5. Im 1/4 Italian, Spanish, Celtic, and Lebanese (Lebanon, Google it if ya don't know).
6. I am related to Grace Kelly and Queen Isabella of Spain
7. The origin of my Username: Loudheart is my first OC ever..she is a cat version of me, and the 14 is the year I graduate. _ Yayy
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Loudheart14
If you have pulled a Max:
You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them realising you were there.
If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.
If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.
If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled.
I have pulled a Max, Fang, Iggy, and Nudge.
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.
Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Sad movies suck
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like wearing jewelry.
Fun Stuff to do In an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train
15 things to do at Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8 Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15 Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.
MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Of course! He's totally amazing!
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
Yea, a little _
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
I am too mad at him right now
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Air-ee or Are-ee. . . .IDK!!!!
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
Yes. . . -haha-
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
Total you lady killer you. . .
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
9. Who is your favorite character?
10. Do you like Jeb?
Mixed feelings.Mostly hate. ;)
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
12. Did you think MAX was better than TAE?
YES YES YES YES. MAX AND FANG HOOKED UP IN MAX!!
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Not with Nudge, but deffinetly with Angel. . . . . . That little brat.
14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?
Can't say. . . but i know which one i hate! FANG! Darnit Fang! Why is it, that in every story I read one of the main characters leave for the sake of the other?!
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Citizen Soldier by 3 Doors Down!
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
17. Who do you think the Voice should be?
Fang in the future..I don't know why..but it makes sense in my mind
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Um, DUH! Iggy should learn how to play bass, way sexier than guitar.
19. What bugged you the most about TAE?
No idea. Angel was never the same. . .
20. MIGGY or FAX?
( ﾟﾟ ) 〜Lalala!
... Put this on your
You know you are in 2010 when:
2) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
You say Edward, I say Zero
whats cuter than a psycho murderous bunny in a big tank shooting cannon balls at u? nothing. thats what
fear the bunny. fear him...
24 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! i luv this:
Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!!
5 . Total
6. Dr. Martinez
9. The Voice
1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
dies from wierdness*
2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Umm. . . . that is an akward question. . .
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
JEB IS A PEDO OMFGWHATISTHISIDONTEVEN!
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Um, no b/c we dont know who he/she/it is. . .
5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Fang would kill Jeb...but I think Max would kill him first..Jeb's a pedorapist!!
8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Nudge ran off, feeling underappriceated. She ran into an enemy, Ari. They end up talking and something unexpected happens.
9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
TONS OF THOUSANDS!!
10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Uhh not that I know of. . .
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M LIKE THIS DAD! I. HATE. YOU!!!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
No One But Myself by Aly and Aj
17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: COUGER ALERT!!!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ari:"How ya like your eggs? Experimented on or fertilized? Max: *FALCON PUNCH!*
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
Fang? Dude..his is emo..his hair has to learn how to cut itself
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black,when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Copy and paste To Make Them Smile!
If you can be bothered reading this, it's actually really funny!!!
Bold the stereotypes that fit you
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Favorite jokes and sayings:
Ten men and a woman are hanging on a rope for their lives.
Wait, I've got another one...
That awkward moment when someone tells you that your
There are four types of people in life:
True love has no expiration date.
The dude who said nothing in impossible has obviously
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you say "SHUT UP VOICES!" in the middle of a quiet moment in class.
Crazy is when you say in the middle of class "LETS SING OUR ABC'S!" and encourage it
Crazy is when you just randomly start twirling in circles for no apparent reason besides being bored(Do this all the time)
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Pfft. Like heck I am)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.(I hate skirts)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST believe in poligamy.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I am CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I love ROCK MUSIC so I MUST have a million piercings, tattoos, and get drunk every night.
I'm NON-CONFORMIST so I MUST be emo.
I'm TAN so I MUST be stuck-up and think I'm better than everyone else.
Post this on your profile if you hate stereotypes.
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s*t to the person who talks s*t about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
My name is Kelsey, I’m only two.
Animal cruelty is wrong!!!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!!
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever left a really big important essay for school until the night before it is due in and still got a good grade on it, copy and past this into your profile.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
The Rules Of Love
Kiss on the lips = i love you
Kiss on the ear = you are special
Kiss on the nose = Laughter
Kiss on the cheek = Friends
Kiss on the forhead = i comfort you
Kiss on the neck = i want you
Kiss on the shoulder = you are wonderful
Kiss anywhere else = be careful (I laughed at this one)
Play arounds with hair = cant live without you
Holding Hands = Happiness
Arms around waist = you are mine i need you
A hug= i care
Smiling at eachother = i like you
Looking around= hiding true feelings
Tender kiss on the side of ur lips= your mine
Wetting ur lips= waiting for a kiss
Tear Drop= im losing you
Crying= I lost you
...10 really good comebacks...
1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
My favorite thingy mabobs! ;)
No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...
Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people
-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"
I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...
-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...
I get a text, get distracted, and forget to reply for hours...
"Come here." "Why?" "Just come here." "No, your gonna hit me." :)
I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all :(
Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think your ignoring them...
Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!
-Phone falls behind bed- "Ah, I'll get it later..." -recieves text- "DANGIT!"
Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on :)
Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...
I hate it when people flirt with the person I like :(
Juicy Fruit, 5 Gum, and Starbucks
Being ignored by the most important person to you
I hate when you ask someone to do you a favor, and they don't follow through with it...
Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of :)
"No they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, they don't care..."
I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how the hell did I forget the answer?
Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer
You two just whispered, then looked at me. I'm not stupid, 'kay?
Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry. :)
Why do they give us homework knowing there's distractions at home?
I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say
I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!
The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name
I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!
Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.
Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it
I hate when the only thing keeping you from going out is not having a ride
Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too
"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...
Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks
Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you
I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it sometime.
Elementary School: "Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."
Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before
Teenagers need naptime WAYYYYY more than kindergartners do :)
Meeting new people who you instantly get along with :)
Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something
I Love My New Jacket. Its White, It has Long Sleeves, It lets me Hug Myself, I cant Hurt Myself (Unless i headbutt a wall) and It buckles Up Nicley. HEHEHEHE :)
I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.
How's my ATTITUDE? Call 1-800-BITE-ME!!
The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her
Their were a batch of muffins in the oven, one of the muffins said man its hot in here, the second muffin replied, HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's
someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)
Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up
Global Warming will kill everyone. The first one to be killed was my snowman. RIP big guy, we'll all miss ya!
...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.
Okay, so a 100 old year old vampire falls in love with a 16 year old girl. Right, Yes. Nothing at all perverted about that
if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.
i'm sick n tired of gettin told off, for the last time it wasn't me, Drop Dead Fred did it!
They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!
Apparently "The Grim Reaper" Isn't a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old peoples home
some people say I have A.D.D, I say--look there's a chicken
When a Telemarketer calls, Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
ha ha suckers..i get a jacket and a bouncy room :P
I Have PMS And A Handgun, ANY QUESTIONS ?
WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!
Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???
Edward: never trust a vampire, trust me
Dear Jacob,I win!Edward.Dear Edward, I made out with your wife twice. Now I'm sleeping with your daughter I'd say I win! Love Jacob!
"So Edward, you're dating an older chick. That's hot!" Emmett Cullen
What is that god awful wet dog smell - Alice Cullen
I'm joining the pack tomorrow. Jacobs pack. That's right. be jealous of me. I'm a werewolf and your a MORTAL!
we are best friends:when you cry i cry when you laugh i laugh when you say JACOB is gay, i will hunt you down and KILL you
i would jump off a Cliff if it ment that Taylor Lautner would come save me any day!
Not obsessed with Twilight, Just totally in love with Jacob Black! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!
its so cold...Jacob where are you!
Its so obvious why New Moon will be better than Twilight because there's more Taylor Lautner!
the truth is i never really gave up loving u...i just gave up waiting 4 u 2 love me back! :(
I watch the ones who loved me fade away.I wonder if it's my fault,and if i had changed things,would that have made them stay?
I thought i was over you but the Truth is i get butterflies every time i hear your name, i smile when i look at your pictures, i wish you were mine
"YES, WERE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."
"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."
I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!
Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you
They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing (there were never truer words spoken)
When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands :)
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room
"A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget :)"
Hoping you get your crush miraculously in at least one class
I see your name pop up on my phone and I smile :)
"Why are you late to class?" "HA! Your lucky I came to school..."
I don't know what to talk about, but I wanna talk to you
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew...
The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over
Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!
I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying
Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!
Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...
Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign
Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world
Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.
I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
I HATE MONDAYS!!
Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment
"The point of you having a cell phone is for you to answer it. Not socialization." SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
Worst Punishment: "We took away your cell phone. And shut it off." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"
Don't talk crap about my best friend to ME, idiot
Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.
When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)
Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy
Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side
I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School
"Okay, I'm going to bed early tonight!"..."Is it seriously 1am now?"
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!
Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago :P
When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"
"Mom mom mom mom mom mom-" "WHAT?!" "Never mind, your angry."
"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."
"What's up with him?" "I think he's on his period." ;D
Mon [ Tues :/ Wed : Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (.) Sun (-_-)
Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid
You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it :)
"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...
DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?
It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept
"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when your not here..."
Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."
Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it
Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun
Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...
After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."
"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"
I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah.." "Okay, then I'm coming.."
He likes her. She likes him. They don't know. But everyone else does :)
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!! That was definitely NOT on the study guide you gave us!
That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head
"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-
I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone
I Like You Just The Way You Are :)
Re-discovering music you used to love
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school
I say "hi.", you say "hi", I say "sup.", you say "nm,you?", I say "same." END OF CONVO
Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life
"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-
Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right." ( always feel like that during a test -_-' )
1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?
I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong
If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know (true)
"Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "Sure." "Really?" "No."
-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(
Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back
All the snow made me realize how much I love summer
Planning out your whole night. Then your parents say no. Great...
When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them :)
When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
I want to relive that night...
The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer
I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit :) (yes)
"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"
Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood
HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!
When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!" :)
SICED!! "No school tomorrow!" BLOWN!! "Parents don't go to work either."
My heart skips a beat when I lose my phone for a second
"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...
"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED
I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...
5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall
Moments when I think "Wow, this WOULD happen to me."
You told my best friend...and you thought I wasn't gonna find out?
There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try
When you throw your phone in anger, then check to see if it's okay
It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.
When you walk in late and everyone stares at you
I HATE seeing my mom cry
I Met Someone in 2009 That I Will Never Forget For The Rest Of My Life ;D
I Couldn't Survive If I Lost My Best Friend
I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm" :P
I Remember When Razor Cell Phones Were The Best Most Amazing Phones Ever
Hate when another text interupts the one your writing
When I'm home alone and I hear a noise...I completely freeze
I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later
If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)
I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher :)
Subs that have NO control over the classroom
Mom/Dad were in public...don't...don't do that...
I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real ;)
"Did you do the homework?" "No." "Kay, good, I'm not the only one." :)
Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center (except in High School, they dont really care)
It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...
Not Being On Your Period :)
"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."
Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned
If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now
If you loved me even half as much as I love you...that'd be good enough for me :)
Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?
-Low battery- Okay, I just have to- -Turns off- Dang.
"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you
When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up
"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out." (happens ALL the time! Why is Mom always right?!)
Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!
"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.
I love when I find money I forgot about!!
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."
That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you
I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...
Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel
-Mom yells name from other room- You: Yeaaahhhhhh! -no answer- WTH!
WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand (that accually happened to me once, I looked all over the house for my phone, looked at my fone to answer a text, and kept on looking. -_-')
Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap
Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"
"Oh, look, I dropped my pencil." -text text text text...SENT!!- "Found it!"
Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper :P
IF I COULD DRIVE I WOULD NOT BE AT HOME RIGHT NOW (I think pretty much every teenager, am I right?)
"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?" ( my little bro has done this since he was little. NEVER TRUST HIM WITH YOUR DRINK!)
Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think :)
I make plans THEN ask my parents
Hey Mom! Look at this!...Mom look!...HURRY!...MOM!!!...You missed it
"Mom, we don't have any food!" "Yes we do!" "Not any GOOD food!"
I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!
"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too." ;)
Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together? ( thats amazing!!!)
I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten :)
Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory :)
The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!" (Thats me...)
"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."
I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes ;)
"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMFG, ALL THE WAY!!" (Luke (my little brother) does this CONSTANTLY just to annoy me)
I don't know, google it
When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...
We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum
Potential Murder Suspect: What P.M.S should stand for
"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."
I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name
I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason
I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)
Ever notice how screaming "WASN'T ME!" automatically makes everyone suspect you?
Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."
You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend
"Your homework is to read these pages." YESS!! NO HOMEWORK!!!
I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person (Dude I have just found this out!!! :0)
I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja (DUUUUDE!!!)
Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING
UNLIMITED TEXTING!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :P :D (everybody who has a cell, i think...)
Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...
"Can you shut my door please?" "Sure!" -leaves door cracked- *sigh*
You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly :)
Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?
Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!
"I didn't do it!" "You sure?" "Yes!" "You positive?" "Yes, I'm very positive, cause I didn't do it!" "Okay, I believe you." -walks away- "Sucker." ;D
School Is Open -refresh- School Is Open -refresh- School Is Open- "COME ON!!"
He broke her heart, so she broke his XBox. Who do you think cried harder? (Poor Matt...)
I'm just gonna rest my eyes while they text back -next morning- Damn it!
I Can Guarantee You Won't Find Anyone Like Me :)
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."
I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you
I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!
"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!
FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)
Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too
Cell Phones, Texting & iPods :)
"What if cell phones didn't exist?" -flashback to caveman days- "Man, we'd have nothing."
When I'm home alone I play my music LOUD :)
DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!?!?!?!
It's SOOOOOO awkward when your watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on :P
Listening to a certain song over and over again :D (MY PARENTS GET SOOO ANNOIED AT THIS)
Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)
"So..." "It wasn't me!" "I didn't say anything yet." "Oh...ummm..." "What wasn't you?" "Great day isn't it?"
Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered
"I got 20 bucks!" "I want it!" "No!" -sticks money in back pocket- --5 minutes later-- "Hey what happened to my money?!?!?!" "I have no idea..." ;)
"No, I'm not buying you anything, I don't care if I have $20." "pleaseeeee?" -batts eyelashes- *sigh* "Fine, whaddya want?"
Check to see if you got a text, put the phone down, THEN it comes...
Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)
As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...
I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)
I wonder how different my life would be right now if I never met You
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY COCOA PUFFS!!!!!!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda"
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD! ( that doesnt make me wanna join though. . . )
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Join the dark side- we have cookies!!
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.
I see regular people!
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Smile... it confuses people.
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.( my grandpa once drove into this one place he wasnt suppose to, but he wanted to see it. So he just waved at the ppl and smiled while my parents and Grandma slid down there seets. Grandpa didnt even get caught!)
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. (how true. . .)
Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess
Never hire a colorblind electrician.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
SARCASM is just another free service I offer.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!
Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?
Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
If something goes without saying, why do people say it?
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Confusion is a term for the stupid.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
I only have PMS on days that end with a Y
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO (does anyone get it...?)
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Getting told there's a bomb threat at your school, and you can bring a book/lunch bag to school...the ONE weekend I had to have tons of homework...*facepalm*
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Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this (dude, this made me cry!)
got this poem from Anima270, who read it from NoNameNeeded, who read from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D. (I do)
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. (I do)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
5. N. Italy
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Um, he can be! Depends on my mood and what he's doing
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
If Germany got Spain preggers? No. Just no.
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Prussia/America or Prussia/S. Korea? I don't like either really
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Canada discovered France and America in a secret relationship, Canada would scream at Francis, saying he cheated on him, and then go in a corner and bawl his eyes out cuz it's too weird
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Not that I know of.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Betrayal" Spain/N. Italy Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
France/Finland? Um, Finland got sick of being Swedens "wife", and decided to find someone else. He then realized the crazy/perverted France was just trying to get his attention (man, this is one wierdd pairing!)
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Canada het? S.Korea slash? I don't think so dude.
13.If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
"My Milkshake Brings All the Boys In The Yard", because Korea thinks all breasts belong to him
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Russia/France/Germany? Um, epic violence
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
AMERICA ON ITALY?!?! Um, "There's some pasta in my car"?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Romano/America? Seriously? I HATE this couple.-sigh- Ok: Romano and Spain have a huge fight, and Romano leaves, tears streeming down his face. He (in an unstable state of mind) decided to go to a McDonalds, and runs into America on the way, and Mr. Jones states that Mikky Ds is always better at his house, so they go, and America decides to make Lovi feel better...just guess from there...
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Canada walking in on Russia and Sweden? AHHAHAHAHAHAH!! They would just keep going, not even knowing that someone had walked in, and Canada would blush, stuter, and run away.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Prussia deflowering Spain? -sigh- I also hate that pairing. Ok, Gil would just give Spain tons of Tomatows and stuff, and eventually get him drunk off of tomatoes and wine (even though Gil likes beer)
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
France het? Ok, someone please explain to me what het is. is it like, genderbending or something? cuz idk anymore!
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Russia/Prussia/Italy? NO ! BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hmm...either "CH-CHIGI!" or "yOU...YOU DAMN...FUCKING..FUCKING DAMN BASTARD!" or "YOU DAMN FUCKING POTATO BASTARD!"
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Italy? Um...dude...the whole series is basically about him..but I read one a few hours ago
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
HEHEHEH...Germany? Oh..I don't think I need to tell you guys that (*cough*cough* bondage*cough*cough*)
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Finland shag Korea? NO.NEVER.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
If France and Canada get to gether? Dude, France of course..DUH
28) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic?
“Spain and Korea are in a happy relationship until Korea suddenly runs off with Prussia. Spain, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Finland and a brief unhappy affair with Sweden, then follows the wise advice of Italy and finds true love with Russia.”
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would die of sadness. Absolute, and complete sadness. I'm sorry, but I prefer USUK!!!
"Mmmmnnmguhmehm!" Were the noises of struggle that came from Lovino. What he was trying to say was probably something with many fuck's, dammit's, and bastard's. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7031728/2/When_A_Tomato_Bastard_Moves_In)
"Ugh… I had the weirdest dream, Feli…" He began, "That is was really early… and I was tired, but there was a wall and then it was actually the tomato bastard in my bed! I was so fucking pissed. Che palle."
"I have a name, you know" (When A Tomato Bastard Moves In: Chapter 6 by lunabellz)
"Is she trying to steal your Italian Stallion?" Gilbert's confusing statement caused a bump in the road to analyzing the situation. "Eh… Italian Stallion?" Antonio scratched the back of his head. "Ugh, you guys are so unawesome! You can't even understand my joke!" Gilbert crossed his arms, "The brat is your Italian Stallion because he is Italian… Right?" The two others nodded. "Right. So then he is a stallion because Tony's gonna ride him like one! Plus, it rhymes!" Francis face palmed. Antonio, on the other hand, had an expression of realization. (When A Tomato Bastard Moves In: Chapter 7 By: lunabellz) Oh Prussia...we love you...
"So…. Uh, what do you think of Antonio?" "I don't think anything of bastards!" He spluttered. "Your face tells me otherwise!" She pointed out the blush that was easily visible on the other's cheeks. "I don't care what my face tells you! He's stupid, ignorant, air-headed, idiotic, hot, lame, happy-go-lucky, loud, and perverted!" "Did you just call him hot?" She choked, almost not believing it. She automatically began cracking up. (A conversation between Belgium and Romano frm lunabellz's fanfic When A Tomato Bastard Moves In)
"Frog! Keep your hands to yourself!", yelled Arthur from inside the cab as Francis and his grabby hands joined him. "Now now Arthur it's not nice to call the French frogs." Said Alice as she joined them in the back and Francoise took the front seat. Francis and Arthur looked at her in shock while Francoise checked her reflection in a hand mirror and rolled her eyes having heard the line 100 times. Alice smirked as she buckled her seat belt and said to Arthur, "It's unfair to amphibians to compare them to the French." (NMproud's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!")
"I don't end up wearing that ridiculous outfit all the time, it just sort of happens…but that's besides the point! You don't go telling just anybody things like that!" "But Emily isn't just anybody; she's like me, but with boobs!" (A conversation between England and America in NMproud's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!)
"Let's put it this way." Said Emily, "How different would you treat Canada if she was your little sister instead of your little brother?" Alfred's eyes got really big before he ran over and pulled Maddie into a hug yelling, "Don't worry, big brother's here. He'll protect you from the evil, after all I'm the hero!" Emily laughed at her sister's discomfort, as a hand came and smacked Alfred on top of the head. Matthew was standing near by in an apron with an oven mitt on his hand, "Leave her alone, eh? I'm sure she doesn't want you crowding all over her." Alfred turned instead and jumped his brother knocking him to the ground. "Mattie thank you! Thank you! Thank you, for not having a vagina! I don't want to have to protect you from the evil advances of questionable Prussians forever." (I actually lold w this one. Same place as the quote above)
"Romano looks from a seemingly deflated Antonio to his vespa and cries. "NNNOOOOO! MY BABY!" He runs over to the crushed vehicle and looks at it in horror. "What have I done? I've killed my baby!" The Italian looks over to Antonio in tears. "This is your fault! You just HAD to have an awesome house!" He whines and Antonio looks at him in confusion. "L-lo…siento…?" The Spaniard mumbles and Romano bursts into tears. "VEEEESSSSPAAAA! THIS TOOK ME THREE MONTHS OF A SHITTY JOB TO BUY! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOMATOES I COULD HAVE GOTTEN WITH THAT MONEY? OR EVEN THINGS TO KEEP CERTAIN EVIL LITTLE BROTHERS OUT OF MY STUFF? DAMNIT!" He cries and Antonio looks at him shocked. "L-Lovi? Oh god…you really are broken!" " (Romano, after crashing into a lamp post. From "His Favorite Customer" by chibi-excel)
Romano looks up at him teary eyed. "You're just going to leave him here?" He asks, horrified and Antonio sighs. "I will put…him…in the garage. But first you must go to the couch." Antonio points out, lying him down on the large red couch. Romano immediately looks around and notices all the aquariums full of turtles. "Well, I'll go put your vespa in my garage." Antonio says, walking outside. Once he leaves Romano walks over to the nearest aquarium and is immediately stared at by all of the turtles. "GAH!" He screams and jumps back, unknowingly clinging to a very confused Antonio. "…Something…wrong?" Antonio asks and Romano nods. "D-DEMON TURTLES! DEMON TURTLES!"
Antonio raises a brow and wraps his arms around the panicked Italian's waist. "Demon turtles? Mis bebes aren't demons, Lovi!" "LIAR! TH-THEY ARE STARING AT ME! THEY WANT TO EAT ME! TH-THEY WANT MY SSSOOOUUULLLL!" Romano cries and Antonio laughs a little. "So silly, Lovi!" He coos and Romano pouts. "Why can't you be normal and have cats and dogs?" Antonio smiles and looks around. "I do have a cat! He's somewhere around here!" Romano looks around as well before wincing. "O-owie! You're hurting my boo-boo!" (Same as above)
"Romano smiles down at Antonio, making the man's heart skip a beat. "Lost what? A bone? OH GOD IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT BY BROKEN? CHHHIIIIGIIIII!" The Italian screams and Antonio looks at him confused . "…Chigi? Wait, weren't you just smiling? Ugh, whatever, your bones are fine. Take off your clothes so we can take care of your wounds." Romano giggles again. "Silly Antonio! You shouldn't talk about boners and me stripping in the same sentence!" Antonio goes bright red and jumps up. "B-B-B-BO-? NO! NO! I SAID 'BONES ARE'! P-please just hurry up so I can take care of you!" " (Same)
"While Antonio is making something, Romano comes running in excitedly. "Hey! Hey! Tomato bastard!" Antonio looks over and sees Romano covered in turtles. "EH? LOVI!" "I let them out so they wouldn't want to murder me! Brilliant, right? But get this; now they wont get off! For turtles their grip is ASSTOOUUNNNDING!" He says with wide-eyed fascination while gently shaking his arm to see if they budge. They don't. "Woooooowwww…" Romano mumbles and Antonio sighs. "Why don't you go lie down?" Antonio asks and Romano smiles happily, making the older teen's heart race. He's seriously contemplating kidnapping the boy. Kidding, he's kidding. Probably.
"Hey Antonio! Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes are reeaaalllyyy pretty? Like…um…like beautiful emerald jewels shimmering in the bright summer sun!" Romano says and Antonio looks at him shocked, his face now bright red. He's never been complimented in such a…genuine way. It made him seriously want to lock the doors and keep Romano to himself. Which is NOT creepy…as long as Romano NEVER finds out. "U-um...wh-where…did you…get that analogy?" He asks and Romano grins. "I made it up! It's something I've been thinking about for the past few days! I mean, I have met a LOT of people with green eyes, but none of their eyes have ever seemed so…enticing."
Antonio's breath hitched and his heart begins to race. Losing all train of thought he begins to back a very confused Romano up against the wall. "Lovi…" He mumbles and leans forward. "You're so…" His actions are stilled when one of the many turtles on Romano suddenly crawls onto his face. "Haha! The turtle wants a kiss!" Romano says laughing and Antonio pales. He almost…to Romano… "Y-you need to put them back. Feel free to feed them if you want as well. Also, after you eat you need to go to sleep. You'll be hurting in the morning from those bruises." Antonio says, handing him the wayward turtle and going back to the food on the other side of the kitchen.
"You're…going to come with me, right? It isn't a sleep over if we're in different beds." Romano mumbles and Antonio sighs, still staring at the food. "I…I think…I'd like the normal you back now…" He says nervously and Romano pouts. "I'll just go to the living room then, poopey face." The Spaniard raises a brow and looks back at the leaving boy. "…What did he call me…?"" (Same..agian. The whole chapter is actually. Look at it for more Loopy Lovi!)
"Standing in the doorway was Arthur, completely dressed in a police uniform, twirling a pair of handcuffs in his hand. He was leaning against the doorway and smiling, holding the bachelor's degree to be a policeman in his hand. "So," he said, smirking, "who wants to be my first arrest?" I fainted right there."From AngelicEmperor's fic Finally I Write This
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
'getting dark. And the winds had shifted. "I can't really con-"' (from The Last Lecture, by Randy Pausch (Professor, Carnegie Mellon) with Jeffrey Zaslow)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Nothing but air.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:55AM. SO CLOSE!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The fans in my room, and Pandora Radio
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Being dropped off at home by my sweet boyfriend, Alex
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Kismet by Lady-Pyrein (It's awesome!)
9. What are you wearing?
Blue short-sleeved shirt and green-with-white-polka-dots pajama shorts
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
Today, while reading.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, a clock, a Brutus the Buckeye thingy, and four photos
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
The original Karate Kid.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
... A bunch of Anime crap... and Airplane tickets to all over the world to see different countries... It's a dream of mine.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I randomly switch accents that I don't even have. Like on out Marching Band Cedar Point trip, my best friend Jessi and I started talking in British accents. Sometimes I switch to my Italian accent (I actually do have a tiny one, but you can't notice it. Because my Great Grandpa and Grandma were from Calabria, Italy), or my West Virginian accent, which I do have because mi familia is from there.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
... There would be no evil/sin
19. Do you like to dance?
... yes! Very much!
20. George Bush
sighs* Why must you make everyone hate you...
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
...idk...Hope..or...Alexandra...or..Maria..or...Rose/Rosa, Violet, or Samantha
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Antonio, Romano (they are cool names!) or Sergio. Maybe even Marshall or Dimitri
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Oh my goodness yes! Spain or Italy please! Or Greece!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Welcome home Bella" eeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Your Real Name: Isabella
2.Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name ‘izzle’): Isaizzle
3. Your Detective Name (favorite color favorite animal): Blue Cat
4. Your Soap Opera Name (Middle name current street name): Nora Lieutenant
5. Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Menisdes
6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color favorite drink): Green Diet Coke
7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Snohclh
8. Your Witness-Protection Name (mother's middle name): Elizabeth
9. Your Goth Name: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lucy
10. Your hobo name: (Your least favorite color and your least favorite food): Yellow Cauliflower
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
"One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.
France and Germany are in a happy relationship until Spain runs off with France. Germany, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with America and a brief unhappy affair with Prussia, then follows the wise advice of Finland and finds true love with Norway.
What title would you give this fic?
I wouldn't give it a title. I wouldn't post this crack.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Germany/China? I'd be freaked out.
What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
yay! Take that popular girls! SANTA IS RELATED TO ME/BEST FRIEND!!
How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
"Um...I'm gonna guess China is selling you that ducky that was made from China to you, right America?"
How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I would cry. And I supported him telling Ice to call him "Onii-chan"!
If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you do?
"Oh, Italy just cralled into Spain's bed instead of Germany's."
What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?
Prussia? Honey, we all know he and his five meters have raped before. Its not a news flash ;)
You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
"Poland, don't make me wear pink aand dresses pleeeaaasseeee!!!!"
What would you think if Two was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If Two is already emo and slits his/her wrists already, what would you think if they became the most optimistic person in the world?
DON'T CUT YOUR WRISTS NORWAY! Iceland was just about to say, "Onii-chan"!!!
What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! My kin does love me!!
Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Keep it. I don't use it anyway.
28. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Germany, Spain, and Romano have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song I know as loud as they can, waking me up? "Why am I dreaaming with all these guys together?"
Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?
Norway and America? Norway: I'LL CALL YOU ONII-CHAN!! America: -glomps to ground- MY COUNTRY!!
My life is very plain.
My school is very plain.
I'm just wondering, what is art?
What is music? I don't know.
I thought they would have taught me.
I don't have a dog.
I don't have a cat.
I don't even have a pet rock.
Because having a pet rock is dumb.
It's a rock.
My world is sheltered
My friends are just as grey as me.
I'm never blue with lonliness
I'm never green with envy
I don't think I've been red with anger
or orange with happiness.
I lack the rainbow
that makes everyone else so glad.
I don't think I have ever aspired.
I don't think I will ever aspire.
I'll just live a grey life.
With a grey husband.
And a grey house.
With our lovely grey children.
REPOST IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE ARTS IN SCHOOLS!
1. Put your iPod, MP3, or something else with music, on shuffle
The story of my life put to music.
Opening Credits: Jesus Is Lord- Matt Papa
Waking Up: For Good- Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth
First day of school: Haunted- Evanescence
Falling In Love: Two Worlds(Phil Collins Version)- Phil Collins
Fighting: A Narnia Lullaby- Harry Gregson-Williams
Breaking Up: Defying Gravity- Idina Menzel & Kristen Chenoweth
Driving: Perfect World- Simple Plan
Flashback: Tourniquet- Evanescence
Mental Breakdown: Hundred More Years- Francesca Battistelli (uh..)
Getting Back Together: Go The Distance- Lucas Grabeel (LOL)
Prom Night: Imagine- Glee Cast
Wedding: Bring Me to Life- Evanescence
Birth Of A Child: Raised By Wolves- Falling In Reverse (Um...no)
Final Battle: Everything to Me- Mark Schultz (huh..I think it works.)
Death Scene: Free to Be Me- Francesca Battistelli
Funeral: Raise Your Glass- P!nk
End Credits: I'm Just A Kid- Simple Plan
Some of the songs work...I guess...
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
(X)You were bullied a lot in your childhood
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
(X) You love tomatoes
5/10 (Mi dispiace Lovi! I feel so ashamed I couldn't live up to my heiratige!(?))
() You're very stoic and serious
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(X) You're very mature
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers(Change that, Cheeseburgers.)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
() You like tea
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
(X)You're very affectionate
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
() You had a very sad childhood.
China (Wong Yao)
(X) You're very mature
(X) You are very well-raised
() You've composed music before
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people
() You smoke
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth (Trying to fix it..)
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
() You're quite mean-spirited
I'm most like Hungary, Austria, and Feli..XD