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Hey, my name is Classified. Call me Sherlock. I am a 23-year-old female, and I live in Cardiff, Wales. It was a very happy moment for me when I found out that one of my favourite shows is set in my hometown. I love Torchwood, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Nerdfighteria. Oh, and I love John Barrowman and Gareth David-Lloyd more, though. Also David Tennant. Jack and Ianto of Torchwood three make what is possibly the best canon couple ever. They are adorable. Really super oh-my-god-major-fangirling adorable. For Doctor Who and Torchwood, I ship 10th Doctor/Jack, Jack/Ianto. For Harry Potter, is ship mostly Drarry, and Sirius/Remus. For crossovers, Harry/9 and Harry/10. Cos I'm a creeper. Apparently. Also, I love Glee. Along with Klaine. And also Darren Criss, who I've loved ever since his internet musical, A Very Potter Musical. It's bloody brilliant. Lucie, my best friend, who used to own this page, gave it up. All of her fanfictions are signed by here, and the only one by me is a Doctor Who. Now for some posts I found on other people's profiles:

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Laws Of Life

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who were not smart enough to find a way to get out of jury duty.

15. David Tennant is sexy.

Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A Death Of A True Friend

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

You just looked at it.

Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You’ve fallen asleep in class

If someone says “fart” you laugh.

You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

You use your fingers to do simple math. (

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you

You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

You have fallen out of your chair before

When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Lucie Snape (Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Sev Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Dr Frank-N-Furter, Tom Riddle, Voldemort, Salazar Slytherin, Brad Majors, Hiccup *though I think he is gay, Nev Longbottom, Most HP guys with the exception of Flitwick, and most Rocky Horror guys.)

Copy and paste this if you're a fan of Severus Snape and SOBBED for an HOUR OR MORE when he died in "The Deathly Hallows."

Big Harry Potter Survey

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes!

Could you prove that statement in court? You bet! Try me.

Do you know any of the characters' middle names? All of them.

What's Hermione's? Jean.

What's Ron's? Bilius.

What's Harry's? James, after his father.

What's Ginny's? Molly, after her mother.

Have you seen all the movies? Fuck yeah.

Read all the books? You've got to be kidding me. YES! Of course!

What do you think of J.K. Rowling? She is my main idol!

Favorites

Weasley?
Fred and George!

Character, Overall?
Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, LV.

Female Character?
Pansy

Male Character?
Severus Snape,Lucius, Draco, Voldie

Group Of Characters?
Draco's group/Deatheaters

Adult?
Sev, Lucius, Voldie

Professor?
Severus Snape!

Ship?
Snarry,Drarry,Lucarry,Voldarry

Spell?
Expecto Patronum

Sweet?
Chocolate Frogs.

Place?
Hogwarts, and Hogmeade.

Weasley Twin?
Fred ;) (So sad that he HAD to die isn't it?)

Product?
Decoy Detonators

Shop?
Flourish and Blotts (I LOVE to read!)

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy!

Character, Overall?
Bellatrix

Female?
Bellatrix!

Male?
Ron!

Adult?
Dumbledore

Student?
None.

Spell?
Expelliarmus

Book?
Deathly Hallows! So much bad stuff goes on! And, aww, Poor Snape! *hugs*

Ship?

Hermione/Ginny

Death Eater?

Bellatrix Lestrange! :P

Shop? Borgin & Burkes.

Place? Umbridge's Office.

Professor? Umbrigde.

Couples--What do you think?

Ron/Hermione? Hate it! :P

Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny? Blech! :P They BARELY still know each other & she's younger than him!

Harry/Luna?

Harry/Pansy? Uh...no.

Ron/Lavender?

Ron/Pansy? I can live with it,

Ron/Fleur? No. Just, no!

Hermione/Krum? Blech, Krum is so stupid and not right for 'Mione!

Hermione/Weasley twin? Sure, I guess.

James/Lily?

Lily/Snape? I like them but I like Harry/Snape more! =)

Lily/Sirius? Not even an option.

Lily/Lupin? Read above.

Tonks/Lupin?

Draco/Pansy? No way in hell! Pansy's too clingy and annoying!

Fred/Angelina? Never really came to mind (RIP Fred Weasley! =()

Bill/Fleur? Perfect! =)

Harry/Cho? Hmmm, whiny crybaby with the Boy Who Lived. You do the math.

This or That?

Harry or Ron? Harry!

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione!

Neville or Seamus? Neville.

Snape or Slughorn? Snape!!

Fred or George? Both!!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione! =)

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Ron

/Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione!

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Luna!

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione!

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? ...Ron/Hermione.

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer.

Zonko's or Weasley's Wizard Wheezes? Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!!! ^_^

Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks!

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily!

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts!!

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Both.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor!

Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees? Bertie Bott's!

Witch Weekly or the Daily Prophet? The Daily Prophet.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita, though they're both obnoxious and thick-headed.

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor!!!!

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor!!!!!!

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin!!!!

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff :)

Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Slytherin.

Slytherin or Hufflepuff? Slytherin

Random

Have you ever been to a release party? Fuck yeah.

Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yes, during the last one!! =(

Ever cried while watching one of the movies? Yup

Books or Movies?Books

Had a dream about Harry Potter? All the time!

Been to a fansite? Yep! =)

Been to J.K. Rowling's site? Of course!! =D

Have you ever roleplayed? Oh yeah, but not in a sexual way.

If so...who were you? I was Lucius

Did you use to have an absurd theory? Yep. Still do.

What was it? Lucius would marry Harry.

Do you hide your obsession? No! I love Harry Potter and I'll let pretty much everyone know that!

Does it work? Yep.

Ever dressed up as a character? YES!

Ever noticed you can't spell Hermione without Ron? Grrr...

Did you just try to prove that wrong? NO!... Maybe.

Notice that if Harry and Hermione got married they'd have the same initials? LOL! DUUHH!! ^

Did you just try to prove that wrong? What's the point? It's impossible.

Have you noticed Lily Evans and Ginny Weasley are a lot alike? In what way?

Do you find it weird that Harry and his dad fell in love with girls so alike? A little surprising, but not weird. Like father, like son!

Do you know what fanfiction is? Yes, I write it.

Ever been to a fanfiction site? No, I'm just typing this on a non-fanfiction site on my non-fanfiction profile! *Sarcasm!*

Do you read fanfiction? No shit, Sherlock! -.-''

If so, do you like it? If the story is well-written, yes.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site? Uh, YEAH! -.-''

What site? Fanfiction.net.

Do you write fanfiction? Yep.

Do you like to write fanfiction? Yeah, duh!

Ever had Harry Potter candy? Yes

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter stuff? Yes indeed

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? No, but I wish I do!

Do you have a Harry Potter shirt? three

What character are you most compared too? Lucius or Sev

Do you have any Harry Potter nicknames? Lucie, short for Lucius

Do you object to being called them? I dont.

Are your friends supportive of your obession? Of course! =)

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? Yeah, I keep 'em to myself, though, 'cause only I understand 'em. =)

What's one (no need to explain)? ...

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? A lot of things, actually!

Do you love being obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes, HP is an amazing series and world!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? Totally, but I'm just a Muggle! =)

Have you reread the books? Totally!

Have you ever had a Harry Potter-themed party? No, I don't know anyone as obsessed with HP as me.

Have you ever had an RP party? I wish.

Do you want to? It'd be fun, so.. yes!! =)

Have you ever read a Harry Potter musical? You mean seen? So many times!

Have you ever written one? No...

Do you want to? Sort of.

Have you ever entered a contest to win something Harry Potter? YES!

If you wrote a Hogwarts musical would you let people read it? There already is one, Einstein.

Is the musical thing annoying you? Not at all.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? Oh, you're getting there. -.-''

Survey: 50 Questions that you wouldn't know about me unless you read it!!!!!

Question 1: What is your favorite/least favorite Harry Potter book and why?

My favorite Harry Potter books are #3, #5, and #7! And...I don't have a Least Favorite.

Question 2: What is your favorite/least favorite Harry Potter movie and why?

I like all of them equally! =) But my top faves are 3-6! Can't wait for #7!! =) Why are they my faves? SNARRY. THAT'S why!! ^_^

Question 3: Who is your favorite characters?

Sev, Harry, Draco, Lucius, Voldie

Question 4: What is your favorite spell?

Wingardium Leviosa, Expecto Patronum, Sectumseptra (..or however you spell Sev's spell! -.-'')

Question 5: Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

Professor Snape!

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Lucius Malfoy.

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student(s)?

Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy.

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Slytherin!

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

I would join the Order of the Phoenix!

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Lucius/Sev/Draco

Question 11: Who would be your best friends?

Sev,Draco,Harry,Voldie

Question 12: Warner Brothers post-poned the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

i have it on DVD already!! ^_^ It's 2010 now!!!

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?

Buckbeak!

Question 15: Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Nah.

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Lucius/Sev/Draco/Voldie

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

My mom bought it for me. It came out a month after my b-day, so she said it was a belated gift! Aww!! =)

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?

Saw the trailer for the first movie when I was little. I read the book when I was a little older to understand what it was really about. LOL!

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

I cried somewhere in reading the last book but I'm not telling you where! ^_^

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Yes, yes, yes Twilight with Robert Pattinson! and CherryBomb with Grint.

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons?

Hogwarts all the way!

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?

Task #2 was my favorite. I loved how they got to save their friends!

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I thought he was just a poor, friendless, misunderstood, lonely man, looking for friendship. I was RIGHT! Didn't know of his feelings for Lily 'til reading about it! And, even after, I STILL ship Snarry!

Question 24: Do you read or write Fan Fiction?

Both

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Imperio, Crucio, AK, EP

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?

Seeker all the way!

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

Book #7 - Poor Sev: "Look...at...me.." 'Nuff said! ='(

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

I wish that Voldy and Harry could coexist and the there would be some Lucarry action :)

Question 29: Would you join the DA?

Definitely, I would so join the DA. Right away! Does anyone have a sign-up sheet?! LOL! ;)

Question 30: Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

IDK...hard to imagine. He's sneaky, cunning, coniving, evil...so maybe an evil GF sometime when he became evil and it was never mentioned? IDK! >.

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Hermione

Question 32: What type of wand would you have?

My wand would elm, dragon heartstring, eleven inches.

Question 33: What would your pet be?

An owl called Aristotle.

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it?

Snape/Malfoy

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?

I would like the Invisibility Cloak.

Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?

The locket.

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Hell yeah!

Question 38: What would your Patronus be?

A falcon.

Question 39: What would be your Animagus form?

A panther.

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?

Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter.

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Ollivanders.

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?

Sirius Black.

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?

I love the Weasley Twins!

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Harry!

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Rickman,Felton,Fiennes.

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here). IDK...

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

I’d wear the same thing Hermione wore. Gorgeous!!!

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?

About 20 times over, no joking.

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

SNARRY. Harry P/.Sev. Snape

Question 50: Did you like this survey?

Obviously, Sherlock.

If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Girly 411, NICNACK4U, Lucie Snape

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile! ^_^

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you are SNARRY OBSESSED, copy this into your profile!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

(I Love You, Mommy!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I saw this thing on another persons webpage, and it made me sad, even though I am straight. I think that homophobia is wrong, and so please, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. (This, for what ever reason, is my favorite of this list. It is sad and heart wrenching.)
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

You say you can see everything in my face. You don't know what my expressions hide.
You say you can hear everything in my voice. You don't know how hard I work to keep it a secret.
You say you can know everything from my words. You don't know how many things I've deleted instead of hitting "share."
You say you know me well. You don't kno...w how much I hide.

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Inheritance by Woodland Goddess reviews
Lucius is ordered to infiltrate the Order, but he has his own motives. What happens when he meets Harry, who has recently come in to his creature inheritance? Contains slash. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 246,460 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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Hope
John returns to Torchwood, and Jack isn't ready. Jack/John. oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jack H., John H. - Complete
That Janto that I never finished, but still might reviews
I suck at these things... Jack and Ianto love each other, but don't know how to show it? Yeah. That'll do it.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Sewn Together reviews
When Lucius Malfoy finds Harry distraught and hurting, how will he help? And how well will Hary react? Pairings: LM/HP, Possible SS/RL and RW/HG PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Darkness Shines As Well reviews
Harry finds Severus by the ROR, ditraught by the deaths of family and friends. The potions master is in for a surprise when he not only finds himself, but finds Harry. Rated T for now, SS/HP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.