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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Glee. Name - Jojo Age - Eighteen. Ships Brittana (Brittany/Santana) - Glee Faberry (Quinn/Rachel) - Glee Faberrittana (Quinn/Rachel/Brittany/Santana) - Glee Julyberry (Cassandra/Rachel) - Glee Klaine (Kurt/Blaine) - Glee Karley (Kitty/Marley) - Glee Quitty (? (I don't know if that's really what they're called.)) [Quinn/Kitty] - Glee Davebastian (Again, not too sure on the name.) [Dave/Sebastian] - Glee Rarry (Ron/Harry) - Harry Potter Emaya (Emily/Maya) - Pretty Little Liars Janessie (No idea what the ship name is for this.) [Jacob/Renesmee] - Twilight Bellice (Bella/Alice) - Twilight Bedward (Nope, don't know what this is called, either.) [Bella/Edward] - Twilight Jori (Jade/Tori) - Victorious Catorade (Or is it "Joriat"?) [Cat/Tori/Jade] - Victorious Fabrastings (Quinn/Spencer) - Glee/Pretty Little Liars Quieah (Quinn/Leah) - Glee/Twilight |
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Screw You by YumKiwiDelicious reviews
"Shhh," she soothed, turning him slowly so they were face to face, her left hand officially cupping him through his slacks. "Come on, Luschek," she murmured into his ear, "Lemme scratch your back for ya." Nicky and Luschek have one crazy night and it drags them into something neither was expecting. OITNB - Nicky/Luschek
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Nicky N., Luschek J.
Streetlights by weirdprince reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,859 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Here by OurLittleSecretOkay reviews
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object-his jealousy and her stubbornness respectively. I just. I hate this ship so much but at the same time, I'm fascinated by it. And so I've written a book to get it off my chest. It's driven entirely by psychotic hate, and yet I KEEP COMING BACK TO IT. Enjoy, Heathens.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 82,928 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Only in Her Dreams by pommedeplume reviews
"I've never kissed anyone. No one has ever tried to kiss me," Luna said. "Sometimes people are waiting for you to make the first move," Ginny said. Luna laughed. "Ginny Weasley, I don't think anyone is waiting for me to kiss them," Luna said, with whimsy rather than sadness. "You might be surprised. You're cuter than you know," Ginny said then Luna turned red and giggled.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Ginny W., Luna L.] - Complete
Blackbird by courage4klaine reviews
Basically this is Klaine from Blaine's perspective. I will be going through every episode and sharing our boys story from Blaine's side, so it will include never before seen scenes, and little extra goodies along the way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Tangling with the Scorpion King by pommedeplume reviews
(Summer 2021) Albus Potter didn't realise he was in love with his best friend until the moment Scorpius revealed he was going on a date with Albus's cousin, Rose Granger-Weasley. Distraught and confused he seeks the advice of Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley, who may be able to help him set things right. Edited 03/03/17. Podfic on AO3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Teddy L., Victoire W.] - Complete
Absence by HateMailIsGreatMail reviews
A short drabble from adult Dolores's point of view. Enjoy.
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2015
New York Minutes by purrpickle reviews
Dantanchel drabbles and short stories, all one-shots. Rated T for now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,176 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Rachel B., Santana L., Dani
Poison, Love and Other Things by letsdosomeliving reviews
'They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.' -Quinn/Jade-
Crossover - Glee & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Quinn F., Jade W. - Complete
Mon Cher by abbyzelda reviews
Howard isn't sure when exactly the visits to his friend's apartment started to involve kisses and flirty nicknames … but he's certainly not complaining. Raj/Howard. VERY slashy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Dare You to Move by oliviaanne3 reviews
September begins National Suicide Prevention Month. Two years after Kurt Hummel kills himself, a boy named Blaine hears his story. It stays with him, and Blaine's life will never be the same when he founds The Kurt Hummel Plan. At the National convention, Blaine is in for a shock when someone tells him the reason he can't get Kurt off his mind. Full summary inside! It Gets Better!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,918 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ew! by LovelyMagickPegacorn reviews
Faberry Week Day 2: Kid!Faberry. Frannie is frustrated and Rachel wants to know why so she asks Quinn, which leads to a conversation about boys and why they're icky.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/17/2013 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] - Complete
Funnel by Of Upside-Down Herons reviews
Sometimes, Patrick forgot how to eat.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Patrick, SpongeBob - Complete
Animals and Prizes by Alsike reviews
Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive. If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,276 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
What All the Fuss Is About by SammiGpotatokat reviews
Post "Battle of Panthatar." After the saber battle, Drake and Josh get into a bit of an argument on Drake's "legendary" kissing skills. But what Josh really wants to know is what all the fuss is about. Slash Oneshot
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Until My Dying Breath by EmilianaDarling reviews
Vampire AU. On his way home from campus, Blaine Anderson comes across a beautiful young man with bewitching blue eyes. It doesn't take long for everything Blaine thought was real to fall to pieces. For his world to dissolve into fear and heat and blood.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,452 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
innocence in its purest form by justalittle l o o n y reviews
Scorpius, as much as he hates to admit it, is a sucker for naivety. -For Mad-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Cat V. - Complete
Someone Like You by bodybroke reviews
Hanna finds out Emily does have a type after all.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Hanna M., Emily F. - Complete
Substitutes Are Good For More Than Just Pranking by DirtyPiratePimp reviews
She might not be Will Schuester good, but she's still a pretty damn good teacher. Pairings: Brittany/Santana, Holly/Brittany, Holly/Quinn, Holly/Rachel, Holly/Santana, Rachel/Quinn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Touches You by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine can't seem to stop touching Kurt while he's sleeping. Inspired by Mika's "Touches You." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Accidents by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt sets up a safe word to warn Blaine when he crosses the 'just friends' line. But he crosses it anyways. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Like Home by weirdprince reviews
The three times Robbie says he isn't gay and the one time he says he is. ;Beck/Robbie; Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
The Five Times Blaine Wanted to Kiss Kurt by Cap'NCupcake reviews
And the One Time He Got Enough Balls to Actually Do It.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Homosexual Tendencies by weirdprince reviews
"Cat, put your clothes on!" ;Tori/Cat;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
Heat by IHMFT reviews
Monica/Rachel slash, set in Series 1. What happens when Monica remembers the way she used to look at Rachel, thirteen years ago, when she was untouched and lonely?
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,869 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Monica G., Rachel G.
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Matched reviews
Carlisle receives a visit from an old friend with a romantic talent. Multiple pairings, mainly canon. A tiny bit of Bella/Alice. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
Admiration On a Piano reviews
Quinn and Kitty meet in the choir room for a vocal lesson. Kitty is distracted. Quinn/Kitty, One-Shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Quinn F., Kitty] - Complete
Breadsticks and Misconceptions reviews
A Brittana and Klaine dinner date results in a very puzzled waitress.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Just Like Second Grade reviews
A small glimpse into Jake's mind during Eclipse. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete