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Hey mine name is Kerry,

i LOVE RABBITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS they are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute

me favourite books are Harry Potter, Narnia, HOLES, magic Kitten and thats all.

I hate the Lord of the Rings book but love LOVE the movies.

I LOATHE TWILIGHT.

i LOVE Vampire Diaries

and last but not least i LOVE CHOCOATE

f you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad ~Elf~, Rachel-Rabbii, kerbear1999

NEVER EVER THINK IT'S SAD TO LIKE READING A BOOK! that is a 100% crime against nature and I hope no one on this site would ever do that :)

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

arry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? -

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? -

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? -

What house do you prefer to be in? -

But what house would you think you'll be in? -

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? -

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? -

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? -

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Who do you want to make friends with? -

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? -

Why would he/she be your best buddy? - .

Which character in the book can you relate to? -

What pet would you get? -

If's (if questions)

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? -

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? -

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? -

What would be his reaction to your reaction? -

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? -

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? -

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? -

Post a character that has the same hair colour as you do -

Post a character that has the same eye colour as you -

What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? -

What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? -

What colour comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? -

What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? -

What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? -

What colour comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? -

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? -

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

Do you like the books more or the movies? -

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?

What would your Patronus take shape in? -

What would be your Animagus form? -

What subject do you want to be the best in? -

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? -

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? -

Hermione or Cho? -

James Potter or Snape? -

Hagrid or Snape? -

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? -

Harry or Ron? -

Fleur or Tonks? -

Hermione or Ginny? -

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? -

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?-

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? -

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? –

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? -

Death Eaters or Aurors? -

Dumbledore or Voldemort -

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? -

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

Is this survey fun or boring? -

My Hogwarts Profile

Name: Cloud

Age:

Blood Staus:

House:

Current Year:

Favorite Subject:

Best Subject:

Hatest Subject:

Worst Subject:

Patronus:

Pet:

Wand:

History:

Friends:

Enemies:

Romantic Interest:

Boggart:

Quidditch Captain?:

Prefect?:

Broom:

Big Harry Potter Survey

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Could you prove that statement in court?

Do you know any of the characters' middle names?

What's Hermione's?

What's Ron's?

What's Harry's?

What's Ginny's?

Have you seen all the movies?

Read all the books?

What do you think of J.K. Rowling?

Favorites

Weasley?

Character overall?

Female character?

Male character?

Group of characters?

Adult?

Student?

Professor?

Ship?

Book?

Spell? Expelliarmus

Sweet?

Place? Hogwarts

Weasley twin? can't pick

Product?

Shop?

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Character overall?

Female character?

Male character?

Adult?

Student?

Spell? Killing Curses

Book?

Ship? Ginny and Draco

Sweet?

Death Eater? Bellatrix

Shop?

Place?

Professor?

Couples What do you think?

Ron/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny?

Harry/Luna?

Harry/Pansy?

Ron/Lavender?

Ron/Luna?

Ron/Pansy?

Ron/Fleur?

Hermione/Krum?

Hermione/Draco?

Hermione/Weasley twin?

James/Lily?

Lily/Snape?

Lily/Sirius?

Lily/Lupin?

Tonks/Lupin?

Draco/Pansy?

Fred/Angelina?

Bill/Fleur?

Harry/Cho?

This or That?

Harry or Ron?

Hermione or Ginny?

Neville or Seamus?

Snape or Slughorn?

Fred or George?

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey?

Zonko's or Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?

Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks?

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley?

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees?

Witch Weekly or the Daily Prophet?

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?

Gryffindor or Slytherin?

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?

Ravenclaw or Slytherin?

Slytherin or Hufflepuff?

Random

Have you ever been to a release party?

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Ever cried while watching one of the movies?

Books or Movies?

Had a dream about Harry Potter?

Been to a fansite? of couse

Been to J.K. Rowling's site?

Have you ever roleplayed?

If so...who were you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory?as it?

Do you hide your obsession?

Does it work?

Ever dressed up as a character?

Ever noticed you can't spell Hermione without Ron?

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Notice that if Harry and Hermione got married they'd have the same initials?

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Have you noticed Lily Evans and Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Do you find it weird that Harry and his dad fell in love with girls so alike?

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Ever been to a fanfiction site?

Do you read fanfiction?

If so, do you like it? If the story is well-written and has a good plotline then yes

Are you a member of a fanfiction site? Well, duh!

What site? Fanfiction.net

Do you write fanfiction? Hell yeah! Love wrting fanfictions

Do you like to write fanfiction? duh

Ever had Harry Potter candy? Yes

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter stuff? wish i did

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? No, =(

Do you have a Harry Potter shirt? thier Harry Potter Shirts! i so getting ONE

What character are you most compared too? Hermione

Do you agree with this? Yeah, hate to break rules and is a real book worm and know-it-all

Do you have any Harry Potter nicknames? Not yet

What are they? Don't have any...yet

Do you object to being called them? it HP

Are your friends supportive of your obession? Of Couse

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? I actually don't know

What's one (no need to explain)? No but we do joke a bit about HP

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Yep!

Do you love being obsessed with Harry Potter? Hell yeah!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? I wish I could! Ahhhh! Hate being a Muggle!

Have you reread the books? Thousands of times (no exggareration)

Have you ever had a Harry Potter-themed party? No =( i need to have one

Have you ever had an RP party? I think that means roleplay and if so, no I haven't but should!

Do you want to? If we could act in character then yes!

Have you ever read a Harry Potter musical? No i watched it on Youtube

Have you ever written one? No

Do you want to? Maybe

Have you ever entered a contest to win something Harry Potter? I think so...I should if I haven't

If you wrote a Hogwarts musical would you let people read it? of couse

Are you going to write one? Maybe

Is the musical thing annoying you? A little bit!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? who could ever be more annoying then her

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Trouble for Condor Studios by SailorMewMew94 reviews
What happens when Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, and Jenny Humphery get the chance to meet the cast of Mackenzie Falls? True feelings will be revealed. There will be feelings of love, feelings of hate, and feelings of betrayal.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Harry Potter VS Bella Swan by nerdify reviews
Are you a Twi-hard? Don't read this. It may very well offend you. There is Twilight/Bella-bashing. But go ahead, read it anyway, flames are appreciated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Gossip Girl comes to Hogwarts Part 1 reviews
What happens when Serena, Blair, Chuck, Nate, Dan and Vanessa all come to Hogwarts. NO GOSSIP GIRL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Serena
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