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Joined 12-07-10, id: 2646809, Profile Updated: 05-16-15
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, and Harry Potter.

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Hey guys! Started university this academic year, and the workload is pretty unbelievable. And I thought art college was hard! I've been struggling with muse for a long time now, but it finally seems to be coming back! (At least for a while...) With exam time at full throttle now, you'll have to be patient on the update front! I rarely have internet connection, and am drowning in my portfolio work/revision. I WILL NOT ABANDON MY FICS! Seriously people, I promise. They're my babies. Just please, be patient with my uselessness.


More about me (for shits and giggles)

Hi there! I'm an female Creative Writing/English Lit student with an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter and South Park, and an unrealistic life goal of eventually becoming a published author. As it is, I'm a penniless, socially awkward and hopelessly clumsy aquaphobe.

Favourite film? Amelie. Favourite TV series? South Park.
Favourite novel? Book Thief. Favourite book series? Harry Potter.
Favourite singer? Regina Spektor. Favourite band? Elbow.
Favourite manga? Strobe Edge. Favourite webcomic? Always Raining Here.

Top OTPs?
Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins . Eric Cartman/Kyle Broflovski . Joseph Chandler/Emmerson Kent


My Stories

Junk of the Hearts: in three words? Angsty, tense, unplausibly-romantic (that counts as three, right?). Love-hate relationships - which clearly I adore - are very much played on in this fic. It's a whole, jumbled bundle of unrequited crushes and UST. Great for people with low blood pressure and an insurmountable amount of patience. LONG, SLASH, MATURE, WIP

Divine Glass: All about healing wounds that go far deeper than skin, and learning how to really, truly open up to others again. Friendship is, after all, a two-way mirror. NO SLASH, WIP

The Sortings: The title and summary ought to be fairly straightforward - let me just say that it will be a whole array of genres, all rolled into one: humour, angst... wait, you mean that there're more than just those two genres? Well, crap. Still, I've made sure these short drabbles are as canon as my brain can possibly comprehend. Suffice it to say, they should be a great deal more lighthearted than my other fics. NO PAIRINGS, CANON, WIP, DAILY UPDATES! - ON HOLD!!

Breeze Blocks and Dandelions: BBaD is set in the same story-verse as Junk of the Hearts, but don't be mistaken - this bad boy is something totally different. The term 'screwball romance' has never fitted a story better. This isn't going to be your usual 'boy met boy' story. Fireworks will fly, coffee will be spilt, and shrines will be built. For now it's put on a temporary hiatus, so that I can try to get ahead with JotH, just to make sure I don't give away any of the plot. SLASH, WIP

By Moonlight: This is a story about two unlikely characters coming together after the war. Ideals will be tested, emotions will be triggered, and their worlds will be turned upside down. And all this, by moonlight. HET, WIP, DAILY UPDATES! - ON HOLD!!

Can't Hold Back: Fluffy little Style short. Cautionary warning: may induce sugar-comas and metaphorical diabetes. SLASH, ONESHOT, ICANNOTBEHELDRESPONSIBLEFORADVERSESIDEEFFECTS


Favourite Fics (at present)

Frivolous Sentimentalities . Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge . Things Unsaid
Oh God Not Again! . Dinosaurs Versus Robots . The Punching Mistletoe

And my long time favourite...
Friend Like Me

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13519 - Favs: 17,691 - Follows: 16,837 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30521 - Favs: 16,955 - Follows: 14,694 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7635 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Punching Mistletoe by faithwood reviews
Sometimes mistletoes want you to punch each other. HPDM. Slash. Eight Year. Hogwarts!fic. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Entrapment by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Keira goes from a life of shadows to one of sunlight and realises there's little difference. Writing Contest entry. Very short oneshot. HM: DS.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Keira, Jack - Complete
It's Buttman, Baby! by alli-sun reviews
After a prophetic dream, Cartman awakes convinced that he must finish what Hitler began. To begin with, he'll have to start the perfect Aryan race, and there is only one boy with the genes for that. Buttman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Complex Infrastructure Known as the Female Mind by MissPronounced reviews
One-shot. My somewhat amusing take on what happened when James first asked Lily out. Can be considered mildly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11223 - Favs: 7,255 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5086 - Favs: 11,673 - Follows: 1,359 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Dinosaurs Versus Robots by damn expensive eggs reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5927 - Favs: 9,308 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10442 - Favs: 13,076 - Follows: 5,344 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Heresy of Rain by Timballisto reviews
Harry's thoughts as he visits the Riddle Graveyard in Little Hangleton, where he buried the corpse of the monster named Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 5,294 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 308 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 361 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
Luna Blinked by codenamelily reviews
I do blink, replied Luna. But sometimes it changes things. NevilleLuna, post Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Welcome Home by Wonderfoal reviews
[KakaSaku][oneshot] Sakura is having his baby. Too bad he doesn't know it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Said the Spider by opalish reviews
The first time Blaise kissed him, Harry bolted. PostHBP slashtastic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Settling the Differences by The Potter Identity reviews
Harry gets fed up with Malfoy and challenges him to a duel Slytherin vs. Gryffindor, but when some of the participants are caught, the punishment is rather unexpected. Fire Whiskey, a locked door and the entire night to settle their differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 176 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Define This! by Yosuke reviews
Yuki's having some trouble studying, so what does he do? Study with his nemesis, of course! Oneshot, shounen-ai, a tad OOC for both Yuki and Kyou, not for the grammatically challenged.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Problem With Cupboards by opalish reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
All on Black by thirty2flavors reviews
Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius and Regulus' separate sortings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,356 - Follows: 415 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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By Moonlight reviews
Asleep, Draco is hunted by his fears; awake, he is haunted by regrets. Hermione feels neither of these things, but the emptiness left by the war drives her out of her bed every night with an itch in her feet and an ache in her chest. When the two hapless wanderers stumble across one another, how will their crumbling worlds be affected? (Post DH, Eighth Year Fic - DAILY UPDATES)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/13 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Junk of the Hearts reviews
Kyle decided it wasn't easy to close his eyes on the truth, once they'd been forced open. SLASH! One sided Style and eventual Kyman/Cartyle. (M for language and possible future scenes)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,893 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
The Sortings reviews
'Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me. So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) for I'm a thinking cap.' The individual sortings of each and every notable HP character, into their rightful houses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Sorting Hat
Breeze Blocks and Dandelions reviews
"... Dude... Is that a breeze block?" he asks, incredulous. I twitch. 'No,' I want to say. 'It's a fucking merry-go-round.' Of course, that isn't quite the sentence that makes it out of my mouth. — Warning for slash, Creek, insanity and much foul language. This story should not be read by anyone. Ever.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Divine Glass reviews
' Through the fragile glass that linked them to one another, they stood face to face. For the very first time, they saw each other clearly, and what they saw... was themselves. Harry wondered, was this what being the Master of Death truly meant? ' A story of life, death and most importantly, mortality. (DH compliant)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Can't Hold Back reviews
This is bad. No, scratch that – this is disastrous. I'm not just crushing or idolising, or even obsessing over my super best friend. I gulp, and I know right then that I've got to get out of here, before I do something colossally stupid. SLASH, Style, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
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