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Author has written 24 stories for Tramp, Marx Brothers, Misc. Movies, Night at the Museum, Al Capone on Alcatraz, X-Men: The Movie, Rango, Help, Kathryn Stockett, Hugo, Boardwalk Empire, Godfather, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Seuss series, Warriors, Hetalia - Axis Powers, James Bond, Hannibal, From Eroica With Love, and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey.

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Edith Hickory’s the name. My name. My age? Weeeeeell...Not old. I'm a proud Italian stuck in Canada with the polar bears who loves old films, and the old people in them! Being:

Charlie Chaplin

Buster Keaton

Harold Lloyd

Harry Langdon

Fatty Arbuckle

W.C. Fields

Al Jolson

James Cagney

Humphrey Bogart

Edward G. Robinson

Laurel and Hardy

Abbott and Costello

Three Stooges

Marx Brothers

Bowery Boys/Dead end Kids/East Side Kids

...To name a few. I'm not so keen on women, as I can't obsess over them like boys, except for the lovely Edna Purviance.

I also love other random historical figures, including:

Al Capone

Lucky Luciano

Baby Face Nelson

Pretty boy Floyd

John Dillinger

Bonnie and Clyde

Machine gun Kelly

Jesse James

Billy the Kid

Wright Brothers

Napoleon Bonaparte

Julia Child

Albert Einstein

My other likes and interests include samples at Costco, fuzzy socks, hot chocolate, spaghetti, writing, reading, and cruising around town with Supertramp or Pavarotti blasting.

I hate vegetables of any kind, my mild O.C.D, long line-ups at Wal Mart, poopy movies, the smell of stale popcorn, milk burps, school (I'm home-schooled; lucky me!), my sister in a bad mood, and being paranoid that either Groucho Marx or Humphrey Bogart are hiding in my shower reading a newspaper. And I'm serious about that last part. It's an actual case of O.C.D.

My favourite singers/bands are Simon and Garfunkel, Led Zeppelin, Journey, The Eagles, Meatloaf, Al Jolson, Mika, P!nk, Supertramp (if you don't know who they are...find out), Queen, and Heart.

I love the films The Kid, Steamboat Bill Jr, Long Pants, The Freshman, The Garage, It's a Gift, Hallelujah I'm a bum, White Heat, Invisible Stripes, Little Caesar, The Devil's brother, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, A Night at the Opera, A Clockwork Orange, Edward Scissorhands, all the Spider-Mans, Beaches, Horton Hears a who!, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The King's Speech, Star Wars: A new Hope, Bonnie and Clyde, Monsters Inc, and Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian.

I write mainly in the bathtub. I won't be bothered there.

I am also scared of killer whales. Ever since I was four.

I also talk to myself and there's nothing you can do about it. I’ve seen the best three doctors in the east.

My nicknames include: Edie, Bubaloo, Pumpkin Noodle.

My biggest dreams ever are to become a writer, travel to Italy to see where my Grandma was born, travel to San Fransisco to see Alcatraz, travel to Israel to see the Wailing Wall, write letters to every single person in my family I know, and see all of James Cagney's films.

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A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

-Charlie Chaplin

“Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”

-James Cagney

“Its a lot of weather weve been having lately.”

-Stanley Laurel

“Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.”

-Napoleon Bonaparte

“I stick with my friends and my friends stick with me.”

-John Dillinger


-My mom

“Oh, she’s got big boobies, eh?”

-My aunt Fertunia

“My dad drinks a lot...Like, milk and juice and stuff.”

-My cousin Chloe

“You know what, baby? THEY have to fit into YOUR world. You can't fit into theirs. You understand me, honey?"

-My uncle Johnny

I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports.

and shallow.

I EAT ORGANIC so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippe and I MUST think
all meat-eaters should be shot

I'm an ATHEIST so I must be anti-Christian


I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be a self-centered retard

I have a MENTAL DISORDER so I MUST be a criminal.

I am SKINNY so I MUST be annorexic.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HATIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm an ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist


I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be a homophobe

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST hate poor people

I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature

I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay

I am LIBERAL so I MUST think all conservatives should be shot

I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST hate Republicans



I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenience store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irrisponsible slut

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm PRETTY so I MUST NOT be a virgin

I HAVE STRIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life

I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho

I'm COLUMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay, too

I'm BRAZILLAN so I MUST have a big butt

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and
drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am, though xD)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I do!)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to
castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent,
love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up
with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst
into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


I'm EMO so I must cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I like to be LOVED so I MUST be a Lesbian, Hippy or Gay.


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If you think that 1910 to 1928 was the Golden Age of Film Making, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the films of Chaplin or Keaton or Langdon or Chase or Linder or Laurel and Hardy or the Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the music of Johnny Cash, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the films of John Wayne, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the 50's and 60's were the Golden Age of Television, copy and paste this into your profile

“The Trail’s end” By: Bonnie Parker

You've read the story of Jesse James
of how he lived and died.
If you're still in need;
of something to read,
here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde.

Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang
I'm sure you all have read.
how they rob and steal;
and those who squeal,
are usually found dying or dead.

There's lots of untruths to these write-ups;
they're not as ruthless as that.
their nature is raw;
they hate all the law,
the stool pigeons, spotters and rats.

They call them cold-blooded killers
they say they are heartless and mean.
But I say this with pride
that I once knew Clyde,
when he was honest and upright and clean.

But the law fooled around;
kept taking him down,
and locking him up in a cell.
Till he said to me;
"I'll never be free,
so I'll meet a few of them in hell"

The road was so dimly lighted
there were no highway signs to guide.
But they made up their minds;
if all roads were blind,
they wouldn't give up till they died.

The road gets dimmer and dimmer
sometimes you can hardly see.
But it's fight man to man
and do all you can,
for they know they can never be free.

From heart-break some people have suffered
from weariness some people have died.
But take it all in all;
our troubles are small,
till we get like Bonnie and Clyde.

If a policeman is killed in Dallas
and they have no clue or guide.
If they can't find a fiend,
they just wipe their slate clean
and hang it on Bonnie and Clyde.

There's two crimes committed in America
not accredited to the Barrow mob.
They had no hand;
in the kidnap demand,
nor the Kansas City Depot job.

A newsboy once said to his buddy;
"I wish old Clyde would get jumped.
In these awful hard times;
we'd make a few dimes,
if five or six cops would get bumped"

The police haven't got the report yet
but Clyde called me up today.
He said, “Don’t start any fights;
we aren't working nights,
we're joining the N.R.A."

From Irving to West Dallas viaduct
is known as the Great Divide.
Where the women are kin;
and the men are men,
and they won't "stool" on Bonnie and Clyde.

If they try to act like citizens
and rent them a nice little flat.
About the third night;
they're invited to fight,
by a sub-gun's rat-tat-tat.

They don't think they're too smart or desperate
they know that the law always wins.
They've been shot at before;
but they do not ignore,
that death is the wages of sin.

Some day they'll go down together
they'll bury them side by side.
To few it'll be grief,
to the law a relief
but it's death for Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie Elizabeth Parker-10.01.1005.23.34

Clyde Chestnut 'Champion' Barrow-03.24.0905.23.34

Gone but not forgotten

Of course, I own nothing I write. If I did, do you think I'd be here?

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A Rancher's Touch by KittyoftheNight reviews
After having her heart broken, Chris left to travel the states as a rancher. As a woman, work is hard, especially with sexist men like Curly Tyler. Can she find a way out? Can she live a dream that she was never a part of to begin with? GeorgeXOc
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,721 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 7/30/2011
Survival of the Fittest by Nemolover reviews
/Rango\ As their problems return, the town of Dirt welcomes a new mayor who threatens to steal Rango's thunder. Violence and mild language.
Rango - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Waffles, OC
The Sessions by Tickle2Kill reviews
This is 'Six Degrees of Relation' hosted by Dr Phil. Thor speaks with his brother, Loki and his son, James T Kirk, while his mortal brother, Liam joins in. Reviews welcome!
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 5/31/2011 - J. Kirk, Thor - Complete
A Brand New Adventure by mynameisqwerty reviews
Six years after Hugo found a family, everyone's starting to grow up. Including Hugo and Isabelle. Can their friends finally get them together? Or will they find each other by themselves? Hugo/Isabelle obviously. Later might be adult-rated. Will warn.
Hugo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hugo, Isabelle
A Bit of Education by Nova Sinfonia reviews
Our Little Alex goes to music college, but what will happen when his old and new lives collide? First-person POV, set a year after the book ends.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Alex
The Return of the Prince by LADYMALLARD reviews
Double Trouble for The Impossibles,as they encounter intrige and mystery, on a cross-country singing tour.
Impossibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009
Destiny of a Fallen God by Similaun reviews
A fallen god, presumed dead by everyone including himself, suddenly finds himself to to be very much alive. The wormhole has taken him through time and space to Earth, 1938 - but where will destiny take him? Post-movie, mix of movieverse, legends, comics.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Loki
Banana Season by Vampiricyoshi reviews
AU. Once-LERxOFC. The Lorax decides he might not be able to convince the Once-Ler to stop cutting down the trees on his own so he leaves briefly to find another human willing to help. It sounded like a good plan.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - The Once-ler
An Industrial Revolution of a Different Sort by windfish reviews
The Once-ler gets a rude awakening, and with the help of his friends- the Lorax and the local fauna- he attempts to redeem himself before it's too late for trees and his conscience, even if it means going against his mother and the company.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
Crossing The Picket Line by Artemis Day reviews
AU: The Once-ler finds environmental activists terribly annoying, but that hasn't stopped one of them from catching his attention. One-sided Once-ler/Audrey.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [The Once-ler, Audrey] - Complete
Truly Lucky by Paige Elise Hale reviews
For once in his life, Charles 'Lucky' Luciano felt truly lucky.
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Lucky L., OC] Arnold R. - Complete
When Staying Is Worst Then Leaving by batlover22 reviews
This is my first try at a fanfiction and i love the godfather movies and i haven't seen many fanfictions for it but anyways this is kays point of view when she finds out Michael was married in Sicily.
Godfather - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012
As It Is In Heaven by LambchopMagee reviews
Malachi is ages old, and has seen many battles. Little did she know she'd be involved in many more concerning her own kind. And that she'd be seeing HIM again. Azazel/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Azazel
Can't Sleep by sas93 reviews
This is a take on Emma Frost and Riptide's relationship, because to me they look so cute together. Please review its my first fan fiction.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Emma Frost, Riptide
Hugo's First Love by Narnian Pirate reviews
When Hugo Cabret sees another orphan being terrorized by the station inspector he knows he has to help her. Hugo/OC
Hugo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hugo, The Inspector - Complete
The Coin by Narnian Pirate reviews
Gustave the station inspector has a new idea on how to catch Hugo Cabret. Will he finally be able to catch the elusive orphan or will Hugo outsmart him again?
Hugo - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Intelligence Seeking Automatons by TinyAuthorGirl reviews
Hugo and Isabelle live together running a clockworks shop. When Hugo receives a strange letter. Will this lead them to a new adventure?
Hugo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
A Little Prologue by Liberty-In reviews
A clockmaker, an automaton, and a little boy: a French tale of fixing things and finding your place in the world.
Hugo - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Hugo, Hugo's Dad - Complete
A Tribute to Hugo and Isabelle by Wallflower-In-Narnia reviews
"They both found beauty in the heart shaped key- whether it was to fix something or simply wear. Hugo and Isabelle, you have found your purpose at last." Just a little something to show that they're more alike than you may think.
Hugo - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hugo, Isabelle - Complete
Falling for the Future by Mr.Claude reviews
Loki isn't feeling very loved at home in Asgard, not to mention Thor is dangling the fact in his face. So seeking some sort of attention he travels to the human world where he meets a comic book obsessed friend; Socrates. OC Currently in Hiatus
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Loki, Thor
Tombstones by Kaen Okami reviews
Slim visits the graves of the other characters after their deaths, and observes some very strange, very humorous epitaphs...This is the result of a Halloween night sugar high with my friends. A oneshot of entirely random hilarity.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
Tails of Red and Blue by Valitiel reviews
After the Cuban Missile Crisis love blossomed between two rather odd looking mutants. In this case their love blossomed way too fast! Rated for mild sexual reference. Witness the antics of the Brotherhood as they take part in creating a life.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Azazel, Raven/Mystique
Le Visage d'un Fantôme by Foxcat93 reviews
Based on both the 1925 Lon Chaney silent movie and the LeRoux book, the story begins as Erik just barely escapes a murderous crowd. Where can he go? I have changed the setting to 1910. Rated T for some violence.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Erik - Complete
Reaper's Rattle by meganoodledoodle reviews
Rango finds Jake injured in the desert and against his better judgement takes him back to Dirt, but when the Grim Reaper comes back to a now peaceful town, is anyone truly safe from him?
Rango - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - R. Jake, Rango
Sins of the Father by Sheherazade's Fable reviews
First Class, Sequel to All We Are. As the Brotherhood expands Xavier is eventually forced to do the same with the X-Men membership. However, some students were never meant to come to the Institute, let alone fight with the X-Men. No OC's, canon pairings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,992 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert - Complete
The Marx Brothers by Miss Mello reviews
Story about the life of the Marx Brothers Harpo's POV with the addition of Molly Padlock. Perfectly understandable, even if you've never heard of the Marxes before.
Marx Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011
Know Your Place by C Cawthorne reviews
Loki let go and fell from the Bifrost, but how did he get there and where is he going? I'm not so good at these blurbs, but this explores Loki's past and present. Please read and review :
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,475 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki
Choices by Coyote Blues reviews
What if Mystique had two children and raised them in the safety of her brother's school? Are personalities transferable to one's children? One shot, little bit of Charles and Kurt, OC, just for fun. Review/comments welcomed!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Raven/Mystique, Azazel - Complete
Healing Touch by Falling-Out-of-Reality reviews
When Gemma becomes the Institute's newest student, she doesn't know what to expect. Unlikely friends, the perfect guy, and a certain blue skinned mutant who she can't stop thinking about is certainly not that. OC/Kurt
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Nightcrawler
Parenthood and the Joys Thereof by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
Cute little one-shots, some interconnected and some not, of varying lengths and genres, all revolving around some aspect of Erik/Charles and the care-taking of the mutant kids. AU. Will be preslash/slash. R n R please!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,001 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
A Brother in Need by madwriter223 reviews
-Inspired by a prompt- There were many things the Avengers could expect from Loki. This was not one of them. Decription of Arachnophobia, slight Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Monster by Valkyrie-Pleasant reviews
Alex and Sean high, again!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
All We Are by Sheherazade's Fable reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. As Charles struggles to get the school running Moira returns, determined to at least get proper goodbyes. Yet, with Erik getting his Brotherhood started, letting her go may be more dangerous than originally thought.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert - Complete
Meeting the Devil by Natessimal reviews
After Rango and his crew fall into a chasm that suddenly appears in Dirt, they find themselves in a cavern far far down, with no escape. Unexpectedly trapped in under-earth catacombs with Rattlesnake Jake, Rango finds himself indebted to his 'brother'.
Rango - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2011 - R. Jake, Rango
The Misadventures of Loki by Erin Elric reviews
Post-movie Loki is given a task. Task he did not care for. He is on Midgar with no powers and the only way to get them back is if he does some good for the mortals.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Loki
Sympathy for the Devil by Cadet Deming reviews
How Azazel's mutations developed and how he joined the Hellfire Club. Includes events from Russian history. Suspense/Action/Character Study
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Azazel, Sebastian S.
Cheerios and Gleeks by Sean91 reviews
The Three Stooges are students at McKinley High. They're in Glee Club and on the Cheerios. Santana likes Larry and Curly, but dislikes Moe, which causes plenty of chaos throughout the story. A lot of laughs for sure. Rated T. Curly/Santana/Brittany.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Santana L.
Ring by Anime Monkey Girl Fan reviews
Sheriff Rango never thought that asking a few simple words would be so difficult. RangoxBeans
Rango - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Rango, Beans - Complete
Voom by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
Asgardians had achieved eternal life and interdimensional portals, why the hell didn't they have cars? Iron Man crossover.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Elementary, My Dear Max by Foxcat93 reviews
Max and 99 help solve a Victorian mystery with a bit of humour.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,079 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Mercy by Shipperwolf reviews
Loki holds true to his promise to pay Jane a visit, and considers whether to show her his wrath or his mercy.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Sick Day by DearCassius reviews
Loki has a cold, and it's all Thor's fault. How will Thor make it up to him? Fluffy, brotherhood bonding.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Water for Elephants Oneshot by that kiwi chick reviews
"Water for the elephant, or alcohol?" Jacob asked with a smirk, balancing the bottle in one hand and the water bucket in the other. Rosie did her elephant smile and pointed at the alcohol with her long trunk" Jacob/Marlena, Walter their son & Rosie fluff!
Water for Elephants - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Jacob, Marlena - Complete
Black Niko by Foxcat93 reviews
A parody on the theme song to the BBC series Blackadder. This poem is about a Siamese kitten I had for a whle who was just the naughtiest cat ever, set to the tune of the Blackadder series theme song.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Together? by liveepic reviews
After Jacob and Marlena jumo the train August's goal is to have Marlena as his own. Can they run forever? What will August do to get her back? This story does have a small amount of mature parts, but nothing graphic in any way.
Water for Elephants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jacob, Marlena
Flattery Looks Like Friendship by LittleMuse31 reviews
When you think the circus life is so extravagant, it's not always what it seems. And when news about a certain downfall of ones circus comes about, everyone must find another solution before they are left with nothing. Takes place 4 years prior to WFE.
Water for Elephants - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - August
As the Wind Blows by Winchester26 reviews
The Jankowski siblings must pick up and leave home and find a new life elsewhere. But when they jump onto a train in the night...they meet August & Marlena...both of their worlds will change forever.
Water for Elephants - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Jacob, August
Three Teenage Knuckleheads by Sean91 reviews
The Three Stooges are in their junior year of high school. The principal harbors grudges towards students who always arrive at school late and tries to set the trio up to be expelled. Plenty of laughs for sure. You'll have to read it to believe it.
Three Stooges - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
Pay Day After Pay Day by Foxcat93 reviews
Written as a sequel to the Chaplin film "Pay Day," Little Tramp Charlie and his wife Phyllis wage a slapstick battle with each other in their stormy marriage. Rated T for slapstick violence, alcohol abuse and a lot of lying.
Tramp - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Once Was and Learning by divabivalu reviews
The quick progression of August and Marlena's relationship. She was young and impressionable. He was seductive and gentlemanly.
Water for Elephants - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - August, Marlena - Complete
The Magical Carpetbag by Foxcat93 reviews
A story from Max's childhood: He runs away from home and meets the Little Tramp, Charlie. A story of friendship, with humour/slapstick, pathos, drama and a lot of sentiment. Background notes on my profile page.
Crossover - Get Smart & Tramp - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Jake's Rattlesnake Roundup by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Another Rango One-shot. Rattlesnake Jake's captured for the dreadful Rattlesnake Roundup. Now it's his turn to be the hero. R&R please!
Rango - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - R. Jake - Complete
The Dog Who Came to Dinner by Foxcat93 reviews
Max and 99 get an unusual partner as they are sent to foil a KAOS plot to steal gemstones and infiltrate the government. Please read and review!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,841 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Twisted Past: The story of Rattlesnake Jake by Maddiethegraverobber reviews
How did Rattlesnake Jake become the feared gunslinger he is today. Only one way to find out right from the snakes mouth. A Rango Fanfic
Rango - Rated: T - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2011 - R. Jake
A Rattler's Rattle by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
A One-Shot Rango fanfic. This here tells how Rattlesnake Jake came to be known in the town of Dirt and how he obtained a gun on the end of his tail. Please R&R!
Rango - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - R. Jake - Complete
Hunting the Hunter by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Rango fanfic. Amy and Amethyst, twin basilisk lizards, are lost in the Mojave Desert. After tragedy strikes, one of them goes searching for justice against the most notorious gunslinger in the West: Rattlesnake Jake. R&R Please!
Rango - Rated: T - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2011 - R. Jake
Lunch Break, And a Can of Worms by QuoteCentric reviews
A long-lost relative recieves a collect call from the moon. My first fic! Please reveiw! Now a full-blown fic, because you demanded it! Update: Vector's sister comes home...and stays...
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Vector, Gru
The Battle Never Ends by Thornedbudx reviews
After our favorite villains come to New York and end up unwillingly bringing some friends, they have a change in heart about some things.When a battle with a new villain begins, what side will they take? Complete summary inside. Rated T for later chapters
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,836 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Napoleon B., A. Capone
Heart and Key by MPF0220 reviews
-'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.' I never thought I'd be in on an adventure like this, not in a million years. But now is the night, the moment...My imagination longed for adventure, my mind for ideas, and my heart...for someone.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2011 - A. Capone
On the Trail by Schwarzd354 reviews
Sheriff Rango is tracking down some thieves. A routine job, until he crosses paths with an old acquaintance.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Takin' Em Down, Gangster Style by MPF0220 reviews
"Look," Al stated, "Each time I go 'guh', that's actually a bullet. Okay? So 'guh guh guh guh' would be…" I stared at him in shock as he still carried on with his childish pretend play.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - A. Capone - Complete
Spy in the Family by Foxcat93 reviews
Max and 99's twins are 17 years old now. Are they ready for an adventure with Max? Please read and review!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Feline Sundaes by Foxcat93 reviews
Max and F3, the feline Control agent, work a case together to free some scientists held hostage. Will they be captured by KAOS? Will Seigfried quash their plans? Will Max get along with F3? Tune in to read this really silly story...
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Scratched Record by AndersenYuki4404 reviews
Plot Summary- Alex fancies a girl who works at the record shop he goes to. However, the girl well pretty and music literate, is too pure and trusting. Will Alex take advantage of the young lady?
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Alex - Complete
The Singer and the Tramp by Foxcat93 reviews
Another "Little Tramp" story...contains drama, humor, a murder mystery/trial and a bit of an odd love story. Rated T for the murder part - nothing gory though. Please read and review!
Tramp - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
The Reluctant Hero by Foxcat93 reviews
Starring silent film star Harry Langdon's character "The Little Elf." Full of slapstick and silliness, the story includes a nutty inventor and his sister and intrepid Hero Harry Lane who tries to save the City of Troublefield from various villains.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Leroy Herdman: The Story Of A Gunslinger by Savvy Sauce reviews
Reflections on the life of Leroy Herdman, and how he went from bad to worse, to better. I wrote this story to help me develop the character for my show.
Best Christmas Pageant Ever - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,637 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
The Music Box Waltz by Foxcat93 reviews
A Little Tramp story. The tramp meets a somewhat outcast little girl. Contains 2 timelines, the earlier is inspired by the Keystone films and has a lot of slapstick and silliness. The later, more sentiment.
Tramp - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
The Secret of Sagebrush Creek by Foxcat93 reviews
A western/mystery/adventure story, starring the Little Tramp and another silent character, Harry Langdon's Little Elf. This includes some slapstick and humour, and a bit of a mystery too.
Tramp - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,607 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
The Kid by Maelynn Meep reviews
A novilization of Charlie Chaplin's famous film, The Kid. Well up to a certain point... Written for school then posted.
Tramp - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
NAtM2: War at the Smithsonian by Yuan Mi reviews
After the "break-in" at the Smithsonian, fighting broke out between the museum's security forces and its still-living exhibits. So how is a meek Peter Weiss supposed to dissuade Al Capone, Napoleon, and Ivan the Terrible from all-out war? NAtM2 continued
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - A. Capone, Larry D.
A Knight in White Armor by shampoo147 reviews
What does the woman in the beginning of the movie think of Alex?
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
The Mysterious Highwayman by Foxcat93 reviews
Another Little Tramp story...he is hired at a ranch and tries to uncover a mystery there; in the meantime he falls in love. Rated T for mild alcohol abuse and mild violence.
Tramp - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Eggiwegs by Ghilanna Faen Tlabbar reviews
He does so love his Eggiwegs. Oneshot.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Alex - Complete
The Little Tramp Skates Again by Foxcat93 reviews
This story is based on Charlie Chaplin's character "The Little Tramp." Because all of these movies were silent, I have tried to keep the feel of a silent movie. It is a simple story, with some slapstick humor. Rated T for some drama. Please read & review!
Tramp - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Clear As An Azure Sky of Deepest Summer by Twonk reviews
I bet you missed me, your friend and humble narrator. Bet you're wondering if I'm still that badiwad malchick that caused all those people O so much pain. No- I said I'll reform, and reform I shall. Dear Bog in heaven and all that cal.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
The Impossibles Meet The Mighty Heroes! by LADYMALLARD reviews
The Impossible and Skittles meet up with some very unusual crime fighters, can they defeat the villains together, read on and find out.
Impossibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
On a High Note by AZ1087653 reviews
The Tramp finds himself on the receiving end of a child's admiration. This is something he doesn't really want. Who is she and why is she following him? It's not easy to write slapstick, but I have tried. Uses Charlie Chaplin's Tramp character.
Tramp - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
The Three Stooges: Back In Training by MASC reviews
The so called drama of high school life gets a pie in the face when teenagers Moe, Larry and Curly are given a 21st century makeover. Recruited by a secret organization to stop a madman, the boys discover love, danger and a new way to use a meat grinder.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Clockwork Gotham by Arthur Delapore reviews
Being the further adventures of a young man whose principal interests are rape, ultraviolence and Beethoven. A Clockwork Orange, Batman, and Sin City fanfic. EPISODE EIGHT: A LOATHSOME DAY AT SKOLLIWOLL
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
Cowboy Curtis Goes on a Date by m. harker reviews
This takes place after Episode 10, where Ms. Yvonne asks Cowboy Curtis on a date and he practices dating with Peewee. It explains what happened on their date, basically.
Pee-wee's Playhouse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
The Swimming Pool by m. harker reviews
This takes place before Episode 1, where Peewee Herman has a pool party. It gives some insight to the origins of the Playhouse.
Pee-wee's Playhouse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Breaded Rainbows by abfiaj reviews
Groucho is Dr. Everett Q. Wishtison, a psychologist who's looking to make a living. His old rival Gunther Ransem is out for revenge, but with the help of his employees Julio Holigelato, Silent Bob, and Frank, he somehow survives.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2006
Fish Out of Water by abfiaj reviews
Chico is hired by a wealthy businessman to become a fish vendor. Needless to say, it goes horribly wrong. Chapter 2 Up!
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005
The Rufus Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Bill and Ted version of The Llama Song...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Murder! by LilStripedTomato reviews
Everyone is gathered at a spooky mansion for a friendly game of Murder. But it turns out to be not-so-friendly when there is a real killer on the loose! Join the brothers in their amusing antics as they solve the mystery, or die trying!
Marx Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005
Quackers by Leftomaniac reviews
The examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003
The Man with the Greasy Moustache by Arda's Angel reviews
1940's detectiveGroucho is baffled by this humorous case. This was written by my younger brother who cannot register yet. I will forward all reviews to him...hint hint REVIEW!
Marx Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Banana Oil by Soha reviews
Maxwell Quincy (Groucho) sets out to steal a giant diamond before the local Thieves' Guild can. (Sorry, no Harpo, Chico, or Zeppo.)
Marx Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003
The Golden Magic Wishing Harp by Dagmar of Avalon reviews
Captain Spaulding finds a harp in the Amazon rainforest... what strange powers it has! Very AU the characters aren't funny/silly. Rated PG for... a tragic death. Please R/R!
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2003
Bugs Bunny meets Napoleon Bonaparte by ChrstnWrtr reviews
Title says all. Enjoy this corny fanfic and read and review.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2000
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Jamesie's Adventures reviews
A series of 25 silly and short one-shots about our dear stingy Mr. James, as well as his relationship with Lord Gloria. There's much more to the art thief and the accountant than one may believe.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Complete
Bon Appetit reviews
Little one-shots about Hannibal eating normal people food. Also loosely based on my therapy sessions.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Hannibal L. - Complete
The United States of America reviews
Small one chapter drabbles focusing on America and a child of his.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - America
Muffkin reviews
Raoul Silva discovers something special on the island, and decides to keep it.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - R. Silva - Complete
Flowers reviews
A small drabble on the Station Inspector and his troubles.
Hugo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - The Inspector, The Flower Lady - Complete
April 1st, 1949
Newfoundland joins Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Canada - Complete
Baby You're a Rich Man reviews
A hippie keeps bugging the Once-ler to stop chopping down the tress, and he gets mad. He gets terribly mad.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
A Clockwork Lemon reviews
Alex raises his first child.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Alex
Hugs are Free reviews
While his buisness keeps biggering and biggering, Pipsqueak doesn't forget him and comes to visit The Once-ler.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Painted Faces reviews
A young girl living in a certain Baseball Furies' apartment tries to become friends with the green faced leader, Thurman.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete
Window Shopping reviews
The story of how The Once-ler and his guitar came to be.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
The Bubblegum Thief reviews
Michael Corleone's son takes something that doesn't belong to him. Trouble ensues.
Godfather - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Complete
New York Baby reviews
Charlie encounters a child trying to pick his pocket.
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Lucky L. - Complete
A Prayer, a Conversation, and a Mild Scare reviews
In which Bonnie and Clyde share a special moment together, Clyde gives Bonnie a much-needed pep talk, and Bonnie does what she does best-waits for Clyde.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Baby Johnny reviews
Minny's observations of Miss Celia as she cares for her adopted baby boy.
Help, Kathryn Stockett - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Minny, Ms. Celia - Complete
Before Dirt: Rango's Early Life reviews
A small snippet of Rango before he was, 'Rango'-he was simply Lars.
Rango - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Rango - Complete
Modern Technology reviews
For a Laurel and Hardy contest. The strange situation Stanley and Oliver find themselves in when they come face-to-face with an iPhone.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Charles and Erik's Three Little Pigs reviews
First Class. A spoof of, "Three Little Pigs," X-Men style. Sillyfic, don't take seriously...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Sunshine on my Shoulders reviews
Laurel and Hardy.Stanley and his wife, Betty, are having some marital issues, mostly involving her husband's drinking. Stan thinks a baby will solve all their problems, until he accidently takes home the wrong one.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
TwentyOne reviews
Having just moved to Alcatraz island in 1935, Olivia is having a hard time making friends. When she meets Con 21, he gives her the most treasured item one kid can posess on The Rock-a baseball.
Al Capone on Alcatraz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
French Square reviews
Feeling like an outsider, Napoleon hopes for something to give in. Nobody wants to be a sqaure.
Crossover - Night at the Museum & Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Napoleon B. - Complete
Cherry Pumpkin reviews
Nine-year-old Norah, worrisome and precocious, lives a boring and sheltered life until she meets Dusty, whom she is convinced is her savoir from God. She now must keep an angel a secret.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
That bag of Jello reviews
Herschel K. Snowsell has a daughter who keeps falling asleep at the most innapropriate times, and there's nothing they or Icilio can do to fix her.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
The Tramp reviews
If he can get up off the ground, dust himself off, and walk into the sunset, why can't the rest of us?
Tramp - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete