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Heylin Showdown by Xilex90 reviews
When Jack Spicer/s mansion is destroyed in an unexplained explosion, what's an Evil Boy Genious to do?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,474 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jack, Chase
Pein's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan's a kid! sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Warriors: Blood and Loyalty by Mistywater55 reviews
What if Bluestar had given Mosskit to a kittypet? What if Scourge had met Rusty before he went to the forest? What if the three joined ThunderClan? would they be loyal warriors or walk another path? (Bluestar's Prophecy/Cats of Clan's version of Mosskit { a gray and white she-cat with blue eyes} Explanation for choosing this version found in Ch.9)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,583 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Firestar, Scourge
Kissing kitties by evioletfox reviews
what happens when the akatsuki are kittens in our worl and are bought by their doubles? who also are huge naruto fans and are sometime called the real life akatsuki? well read and find out. the rating my change thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,924 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Immortal Next Door by Danniic66 reviews
Darren and Mr. Crepsley are traveling with the cirque when Darren makes an amazing discovery. How will the vampire council handle this new revelation? rated T gets messy further on in the chapters R&R please. :D
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 137,144 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Unexpected New Destiny by daylightvampire reviews
*MOVIE VERSION* Larten finds Darren as an orphaned baby and decides to raise him but will Destiny allow him? rated T just in case
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
one Spicer is enough by FeltLikeWritingAndHereIAm reviews
It has been seven years since Jack Spicer last appeared to a show down, seven long years, as the xiaolin monks were patrolling around the temple grounds, they found a six year old boy with red eyes walking around, who is this boy, and why does he look like Spicer. (Discontinued).
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Jack - Complete
Language Barrier by iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs reviews
When a normal, English girl gets sucked into the Akatsuki Base, it's bad for her. But when she can't speak Japanese and that's all they speak, she's in for a world of terror. AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Akatsuki
Deidara In Fruits Basket by Burnt Taco reviews
Deidara seems to be having the hardest time adjusting to his new environment when Hidan and the other Akatsuki slowly begin to show up and ease his pain; but will the Akatsuki ever find their way home to their dark cave of wonders? We shall see...
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Deidara
I am by angelofdeathsheart reviews
Mostly I am just different, but it never bothered me. I had friends who accepted me as myself. Now I am different from everyone else because they're at my door. Someone-in-the-Akatsuki-minus-KonanXOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
Outer Limits by badgerwitch reviews
Their entire world lay subject to Kevin Flynn's rules, except for the Sea of Simulation. There, there are no boundaries to the outside laws of the modern, connected world. ...Rinzler isn't done just yet. Post-Legacy
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,464 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - [Sam Flynn, Quorra] Tron/Rinzler, OC
New Order by bbst reviews
The Heylin side's members seemed to have no sense of loyalty or honor. Chase decides to do something about it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Zodiac Warriors by ihavealife
12 sacred weapons, 12 brave warriors, 12 historical zodiac clans Interested in taking part in a live action anime/fantasy/adventure fiction? LOOK INSIDE FOR CHARACTER APPLICATION!
Crossover - Naruto & Brave 10/ブレイヴ・テン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013
Kitten Curse by I love creepy things reviews
THIS STORY IS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. PREVIEWS OF REWRITE STORY IN LAST CHAPTERS . T for attempted murder and swearing. Rewrite moved to The Kitten Curse. This version is more of a crack and humor story. Hidan pisses off a witch and, as punishment, she sends him and the others to the real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,708 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
There and back again, at least I hope so by Chrysalis1986 reviews
Erica and Sam have done a very cliched thing. Through an argument and a mishap, they are sent into a world that neither thought could have existed.Without money, food or a clue, they fight to get back to their own world. How will this journey change them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 75,261 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Misinterpretations by Eoeo reviews
When Hinata is kicked out by her father, she takes to dressing like a boy. Sakura is having boy problems when suddenly this beautiful boy comes out of nowhere... She thinks she's in love, but the boy? He's Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,194 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Changing Destiny by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, read the new version of this story, since this one is obsolete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Total Wrestling Entertainment: Turbo by D'Campeon reviews
Twenty Years have passed our former TWE Greats have all retired and Lance has bought the TWE Brand. Now he's getting the crew togeather for the rebirth of TWE I Do Not Own any of the characters used in this fic. No Escape preview uploaded.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 374,426 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Duncan, Chris M. - Complete
Hogwarts? by vampet6 reviews
Crossover from Harry Potter,Demonata series,and the Saga of Darren Shan. Why are Grubbs and Darren being sent to Hogwarts?A dark force is rising,but only three people can stop it!Follow Harry,Grubbs,and Darren through their magical adventure at Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
High School Never Ends by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
All Human story that sends our favorite vampires to high shcool. A serious story, full of Drama, angst, romance, conflict, and unexpected twists. Rated T becuase there not a Rating for Life! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Darren Shan
Cirque du Brawl by Mrs. HyugaXDD reviews
The Cirque du Freak are in need of a place to stay while they perform their shows. Luckily, they find themselves in the so called Smash Manor. How will these two groups of entertainers get along with each other?
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010
When All The Clans Got Laptops by Ms Amber reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! When laptops are dumped in the Clan territories, the cats learn how to use the laptops and who knows what happens? And now, with Firestar disagreeing to the idea of laptops, what could happen? A story of humour, stupidity and what else!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Firestar
Valentine's Day Challenges by YaoiPhox reviews
Until Feb 2013! I have challenged myself to write as many Akatsuki yaoi shorts as possible within my anual Valentine weekends. There are quite a few pairings. Mature for language and smut in later entries. Review please?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Why are you here? by Sasunarufan101 reviews
Missy was just your average anime loveing girl. That is till the akatsuki came into her life. warning swearing maybe a some blood
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,658 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Akatsuki
Serpent's Son by LostheRed19 reviews
Sirius Black, loyal servant of the Dark Lord, kidnaps Harry Potter from Number 4, Privet Drive and raises him as his son. Renamed Janus Black and touting Pureblood ideology, how does the Harry Potter world change? Co-written wtih Discordia19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,576 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Stuck In The Impossible by Stellarly reviews
Taylor isn't clumsy but she does fall. When she falls she has a habit of finding alternate realities. At least that's what happened this time. This world bombards her with cosplaying psychos and apparently a childhood memory. So how is she going to live?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,704 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Chibi Akatsuki by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU. Following the Akatsuki through their young lives from toddlers to teens. As they face many dreaded obsticles... Like puberty, and Exams. STRONG LANGUAGE because Hidan is a naughty baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
A Bloody Mess by EnforcerKaleil reviews
Darren Shan Harry Potter crossover. Prince Darren Shan hates going to school. To bad no one ask him.Year five.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Darren Shan
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
A Year to Remember by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
When Kakuzu, Hidan and Sasori suddenly find themselves in modern-day Tokyo battling evil witches and the perils of regular life what are they to do? Plus Hidan's got a secret. When Kakuzu and Sasori pry it out of him they're shocked. More 14 than M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 54,630 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Like Mentor, Like Assistant by TheGirlWhoNeverWas reviews
“You are impossible,” Mr.Crepsley sighed as he set the bottle down. “Look who’s talking,” I scoffed. “You’re just as impossible as I am,” Darren and Mr.Crepsley finally begin to understand each other,sort of, MIGHT add more. Father/Son moments, R&R Plz!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Mr Crepsley vs Edward Cullen by creative-sheep-thing reviews
The Saga of Darren Shan ends, and now Darren and Mr Crepsley are in paradise. Or not! There they meet these sparkley, pathetic imposters who call themselves vampires! So it leads to all out war between the Shan Vampires and the Cullens!
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Edward
New assistance by vampires assistant reviews
Google translate?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Lover Boys by Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy reviews
All I know of my father's past is that he was a punk. Now, suddenly, I'm meeting all of his friends kids, and I pray to Jashin they will leave me alone. Please, I just want my dad back. Kakuzu and Hidan's sons. -DISCONTINUED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Quiet on the Golf Course by MaliceArchangela reviews
Cin was never a girl who went out looking for adventure. In fact, she was more than content with her average quiet life. But all that would change in one fateful day out on the golf course when she comes across someone who simply cannot keep quiet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 143 - Words: 135,312 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
DarkClan Comes to Light by Scarheart of DarkClan reviews
The mysterious DarkClan has lived under the ground in the forest until diaster forces them to the surface. When cats start disappearing and StarClan is without a prophecy, will anyone be able to solve the problem. Restarted under DARKENING SKIES.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,799 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011
Darkest Stars by World of Make Believe reviews
A moon has passed since the battle with the Twolegs. As warriors, Amberfire, Blazeclaw and Goldenleaf are destined for great things. But they are pushed to their limits as a dark and evil threat emerges from the shadows.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,941 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
The Place by surelysilly reviews
[DISCONTINUED] Why can't crazy cosplaying robbers rob the house next door? THEY JUST HAD A FREAKIN' POOL BUILT IN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Akatsuki
The Kimiko Chronicles by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
The Akatsuki, a powerful criminal organization, find a miserable 11 year old girl sitting around on the very outskirts of their property. And what do they do? Take her in, of course! First fic. Bad at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 130,679 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Create a cat by Eu Nakamura reviews
!CANCELLED! - Characters submitted prior to cancellation would be used in One-shots sometime in the future. Not accepting anymore... Sorry guys.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,072 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Storm Clouds by DelirusDelirum reviews
'A great cloud; the color of ash; will fall upon the Clans. Though some may see it simply as a nuisance, others may look to it as a shimmer of hope.' First fanfic. Sorry if the summary is bad. Story will hopefully be good.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011
Help Create a Cat by DelirusDelirum reviews
I want to write a Warriors story. It would be my first, but I need help making cats. I know there are a lot of these, but please help!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011
s ranked kittens by poisonlovely reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Warriors Truth or Dare Show by Mothstar reviews
You've probably seen a bunch of these but try this one! I make sure not to make adult themes so it's clean, but it's still very funny! The earlier chapters stink, but you must read em 4 background. Please read and review, but hold off on the flames! T
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,027 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Second Chance by Rocky181 reviews
He saves her and now he wishes he hadn't. She says he is a "old fart who talks to much," he says she is a "Infuriating woman," And Darren is just enjoying the show. but something still draws them together. Rate T for language
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
Create a Cat! Please Help me! by Perfect Anomaly reviews
Winners are inside!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Dormitory du Freak by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
AU. Darren is just a simple boy who got transferred into a mysterious all-boy dormitory with good-looking students and teachers. But who is he to worry? That school serves no harm, does it? Larten x Darren, Gannen x Steve., some Gavner/Kurda
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Marked Book Two: Destiny's Call by Praise You In The Storm reviews
Something strange has arrived in SkyClan. Two kits born with a mysterious mark. As their destiny's begin to unravel, the Marked of the lake begin to face a challenge far greater than they could have imagined. One that will require all of their talents.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,188 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Naruto: Jurassic Park by Karasu87 reviews
Jurassic Park is under new management! Expect new Dinosaurs, New Crew and a New Adventure! Jurassic Park has... Reopened! (Edit: Will be continuing the story soon.)
Crossover - Naruto & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H.] Kushina U.
Melting Ice by Iceblossom-from-Riverclan reviews
Icekit is so happy. she is finnally an apprentice and evrything is going great, but when she finds her mom doing something she shouldn't what will she do, on top of that there's a fire and her father ran into it. Will she ever see her dad again or not?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011
20 ways to freak out cats by OutcastInTheShadows reviews
Pure randomness that I thought up whilst I was bored. Warning - Dead cats, Teddy bears and Robert Pattison Posters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Firestar, Tigerstar
Those Forgotten CREATE A CAT by The Evil Duchess reviews
Submit a cat to one of the four clans Starclan has abandoned. A truly epic story will come from this, MAIN POSITIONS ARE OPEN.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011
Confetti, Balloons, More Confetti by RainbowDoom reviews
If you could survive dinner with the Akatsuki, you could survive anything... except for maybe Itachi's birthday party.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Hakuna Matata And a Pirate's Life for Me by Archaeologistof-theresistance reviews
POTC/TLK X-over. Pre-COTBP. The 1st time Jack was marooned on that island, he meets our favorite meerkat. Please read and review.
Crossover - Lion King & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Timon, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Poor Miles by death mega sega reviews
Patch comes to visit Miles with the intent to celebrate. However, a drunk fox isn't always good. set in the Anti-Verse. Sorry for crappy story. a One shot that's 2 chaps.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Patch, Miles, Rosy - Complete
Hotel 626 by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
Darren was playing an online game, Hotel 626 with his mentor, Larten Crepsley. It was really, the beginning of his nightmare...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Ancient Civilization: Akatsuki by YaoiPhox reviews
You've heard of the Ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and perhaps Sumerians... But what about the Akatsuki? Warning: Gender-Bending. I tried to stay as in character as possible. There is good reason for the GB. A civilization faces many challenges...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Vampire Mountain Idol by roxypony reviews
up next: Truska cracks that whip and makes err'body trip just like a circus!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010
How to Get Fanboys to Support the Cause by death2society reviews
Pein just realized that every member of the Akatsuki is gay. yes, shocker there fangirls. How does he take it? Spoiler: It's not mine. XD rated teen for sexual themes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Shimmer by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
Hidan needs a job. Bad. Then he runs across a small coffee shop... which turns out to be a little more than just a coffee shop. And he slowly learns that all that Shimmers in the world is sure to fade. AU. Warning: I ship everything; fic contains excessive amounts of crack and is quite possibly a health risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Kakuzu, Naruto U.
The Unknown Battle by GhostofaSaint reviews
An unknown Father/Son moment between Larten and Darren.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Akatsuki On the Go! by obsidianLight16 reviews
The Akatsuki have been slacking off lately and it's beginning to affect them all. When Pein decides to take them out for a vacation he has no idea what he's in for. Members who don't get along and obstacles in his way- this is bound to be an abnormal trip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Je t'aime toujours by Evil-Peach reviews
Hidan is a junior in high school and life seems to be well... it's going. What happens when problem after problem strikes testing his limits.. will his friends be able to help him? and what about kakuzu? *yaoi. don't like dont read* kuzudan off hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
There's sometihng different about Wonderland by MissKaneme reviews
Just an ordinary day at the Akatsuki base, what could go wrong? An accident and Deidara ends up in wonderland? Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
The Way the Pieces Fell by ellie ranesburg66 reviews
Darren has adjusted to life as a vampire Prince, his family is trying to adjust to life without him. All this changes suddenly and leaves everyone trying to figure out which way the pieces fell.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
The Unwrappable Gift by Amela333 reviews
Shanta hated his visits to Vampire Mountain, and most vampires hated them just as much. But this year, Shanta had a gift for a certain half-vampire that he hoped would help spread some Christmas warmth. Winner of RP and SB1's Christmas Contest!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
The revenge of the Akatsuki! by gaarafangirl91 reviews
Sequel to "Akatsuki Pets". The Akatsuki are back and they want revenge. But this time, they have two teenage girls to help them. Will their plan suceed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Akatsuki
The Spirit Keeper by Crowlows19 reviews
Second Part to the Spirit. The night Larten took his own life, purposefully barring his spirit from Paradise.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
Akatsuki Puppies by AkatsukiHimikai reviews
The Akatsuki are out of the Narutoverse and into the real world as puppies and Konan as a cat. They now have to adjust to how things work until they can find a way to get back to their world or at least back human! *Rated for Hidan and Himikai's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Akatsuki
One and the Same: Book 1 by Homo Explosion reviews
Tigerclaw's POV. A kittypet come to live in ThunderClan to try and become a warrior. Why does he have a feeling he knows this kitty pet from somewhere? With Redtail's death and a rising evil, what can a warrior do? TigerFire Slash.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Firestar, Tigerstar - Complete
Gathering the Scattered Pieces: Confidence by Captain MeraSparrow reviews
Episode 3. Summoned to a world of cats in need of a little extra help, Amy and James must protect not only the Clans by the lake, but the manifestation hidden there. Without it, Jack may cease to be.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - James N. - Complete
A little Halloween runaway by daylightvampire reviews
Darren runs away on Halloween and Mr. Crepsley goes to find him. For Amela333's Halloween contest.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
The Cirque Gets a New Member by blackwolfgirl88 reviews
little Harry is a freak
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Harry P., Mr. Crepsley
The Akatsuki: A heart for Mother Nature! by Megaphone.Kills.You reviews
Because in some twisted, strange ways, they were all related to the nature, be it animals or plants. Mother Nature blessed them all in her own special way...though sometimes, it were mere memories or the relations were accidents...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ningen Of Waverly Place by sakura killer and moonlight reviews
first Naruto Wizards crossover and first Nalex pairing. Up for adoption
Crossover - Naruto & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Alex R.
Akatsuki, the Birdkids, and Us by Rei Monosashi reviews
hi, I'm Neko chan and I'm using Rei's account, anyways, this is a crossover story with the akatsuki, me and my friends, and max and her flock. its going to have four different stories. I'm neko aka Zetsu's little Cannibal XD
Crossover - Naruto & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Zetsu
Ante by Maara Hatake reviews
13 years in the past, 3 after the Kyubi's attack. Kakashi is living out his life as a 17-year-old ANBU. But things are shoved in perspective when a certain Jashinist comes around, looking to meet this month's quota. Yaoi rated T language FOR NOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Hidan
Religious Intolerance by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Prom night is right around the cornor and love is floating through the air. Kind of makes me want to puke, well at least Pein is letting me have some fun tonight - Hidan. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Super Duper Zombie Buddies! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Pein wants to know why Kakuzu and Hidan sneak out every night. Konan has her theories. Zetsu has his. May not be what it seems, or is it? Kakuzu and Hidan decide to become...what? Second character is Hidan, now I wonder why it's rated T?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
The A Team, but not as you know it by JTripper reviews
A group of S class shinobi were sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. These ninja managed to escape and fled into Fire Country underground. Today, still wanted by the Mizukage and Hokage, they survive as shinobis of fortune. This is their story.
Crossover - Naruto & A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Akatsuki
Sleep, Perchance To Dream by Kari Kurofai reviews
For when I sleep I dream that you are here. And You're Mine. Set between Darkest Hour and Dawn. For Dude1094. Tigerclaw/Fireheart TigerFire
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Firestar, Tigerstar - Complete
Lucky Numbers by Bleeping Bloop reviews
It was Kakuzu's mission to get the groceries, unfortunately this time he was stuck dragging Hidan with him. Normally he wouldn't be allowed out of the house but Pein thought they needed to "bond" more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
The Akatsuki Get Sued by Bleeping Bloop reviews
The ninja of Akatsuki are getting sued! Who is brave enough to do that? Pure and utter crack. Do not take seriously! Rated T for everyone's favorite Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Kitty Kurse by PlaceHolder1234 reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Ninja of Oz by BrandNewOrange reviews
I think it's pretty obvious how this story will go down from its title. Sequel to "Finding Tobi" This time around the Akatsuki find themselves transported to Oz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Akatsuki
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck," he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. [Crack.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Lost then found by Danniic66 reviews
Darren is having a hard time adjusting to his new position as a prince, and goes in search of answers in a coffin. rated k just in case .
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Lasting Partners by YaoiPhox reviews
Main: SasoDei followed by KakuHida. How did Hidan come to join Akatsuki? What did Deidara do before Sasori and Kisa and Ita came to him? Sasori and Deidara struggle with a little prob of the Blonde's. Hidan and Kakuzu reawaken a long-felt crush. MATURE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Conversation by Semper idem reviews
Just something funny my brain came up with...Don't let these 68 words scare you off! What are the youngest Akatsuki members up to?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Crepsley, A Tree and A Bottle Of Tequila by AllTimeNatalie reviews
What if Mr Crepsley couldn’t control his alcohol consumption
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Capture in the Tunnels by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
AU To Tunnels of Blood. While down in the tunnels, Murlough finds Mr. Crepsley and Darren. With Mr. Crepsley taken captive, what will Darren and Evra have to do to get him back? I left the ending off of chapter 18, so it is now fixed! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
I'll never leave you by AllTimeNatalie reviews
Darren is in a freak accident that may just cost him his life and Crepsley fears for his life. It's up to him to look after Darren before his last hours are over and he dies. Unless he finds the antidote...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Angel Of Death by Maara Hatake reviews
Hidan is captured by Team Ten and Kakashi, and he's pissed. But when he's forced into isolation with the famous Copy Ninja, he begins to feel a very different emotion. KakaHida Yes we went there Yaoi Boy X Boy This fic was co-authored by Himitsu Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Hidan
Brothers of evil by AllTimeNatalie reviews
Every one hated him at the cirque. So he had to turn to the vampaneze and sadly steve.They help him but leave him unknowing of their real intensions. Who can save him before it's too late and he ruins his life forever?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
An Uncomfortable Situation in Winter by cosmicrays reviews
Darren and Mr. Crepsley stay in an old inn to escape the harshness of winter. Crepsley/Darren fluff. Nothing explicit, just swearing and some failed attempts at British slang by an American.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Why must the good die Young? by The-Saddest-Of-Them-All reviews
Darren And Mr. Crepsley are in a city searching for the Vampaneze to get info on their lord. And something startling is happening to Darren and Larten dosn't know what to do. Is this the end of Darren?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Literacy by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Darren teaches Mr. Crepsley how to read. ONESHOT.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Protocol 56C by badgerwitch reviews
In which Chuck follows protocols and stays on Planet 51. Lem can't help but feel a little happy about all this. Lem/Chuck
Planet 51 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Lem, Chuck - Complete
Go, Deidara, Go! by Air Condition reviews
The Akatsuki decide to try making a television show for some extra money. So, they make a cheap ripoff of 'Go, Diego, Go' with Deidara as the star! Perhaps they could've found a better way to make money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
Heated by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Darren’s having nightmares. Post Vampire Prince, very vague foreshadowing for book nine. Angst and shmoop warnings. TWOSHOT.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Bring Him Home by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
While in the silo waiting for the sun to go down Crepsley reflects on life, war, and Darren. Set during book 9, so obviously spoilers through there. Implied character death. Songfic to Bring Him Home from Les Mis. ONESHOT. Not necessarily slash.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
One Crazy Thanksgiving by TobiGB reviews
It's thanksgiving time at the akatsuki base lets what happens when characters from different animes show for the dinner. read to find out
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Gaara and Naruto's take of Drake and Josh by XspriteyX reviews
I thought it would be an amusing one-shot, i will add chapters if requested, enjoy Naruto and Gaara's take as living like Drake and Josh! Please review, non yaoi
Crossover - Naruto & Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Gaara - Complete
iNaruto by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
DISCONTINUED. Crossover/CRACK. Being sent on a strange mission by Tsunade, Team 7 have gone to the future and landed on the U.S. too! And just as they did so, they meet the crew of iCarly and crazy things happen.
Crossover - Naruto & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
Finding Tobi by BrandNewOrange reviews
In which Tobi decides to cast a spell, causing the Akatsuki to ruin your favourite childhood movies. rating raised for safety, due to language only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Caverns and Confusion by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
How Shikamaru got stranded in a cave with Hidan? He has no idea. It's really a drag. NON-yaoi ShikaHida. A three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
Naruto Busters by Mutant Headcrab reviews
The battle with Gozer has come to an end! Crossing the streams led to unpredictable results! Can the Ghostbusters survive in a world filled with ninjas and the supernatural? Can Konoha hold against a sudden upsurge of undead phenomenon?
Crossover - Naruto & Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Naruto vs Cheese by Volegase reviews
What would happen if Cheese joined the Akatsuki? You will have to read to find out! Note: asking questions about how Cheese does things will only lead to pain.
Crossover - Naruto & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Assassin's Ass by Kaline Reine reviews
This is a oneshot written for Akatsuki-FTW. Kakashi is sent to track down an Akatsuki member who has risen from the dead. Will he catch him? And what will happen if he does? HidanXKakashi yaoi. Lots of gore, borderline non-con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakashi H. - Complete
Mind Warp by Baby Cougar reviews
It was a simple C-rank mission. All they had to do was deliver the package. Why did it have to go horribly wrong? One-sided NaruxHina. Team 8 switches bodies and chaos ensues! Kiba-Shino, Shino-Hinata, and Hinata-Kiba. Idiot!Kiba. No definate pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Kurenai Y., Shino A.
Change by UNcharacteristics reviews
Kakashi is forced into Akatsuki. He's hated for betraying Konoha, and his old friends have put a price on his head. Will he find new allies in Akatsuki, and even love ... with Itachi? Yaoi, Kashiabuse, rape, language, ItaKaka, HidanKaka, not much PeinSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,697 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
team 7 meets toy story by blackheart16 reviews
naruto and team 7 somehow end up through a portal to andy davis's room. there they meet jessie, woody and buzz, and soon relationships stir. sasuke/jessie and woody/sakura. mabey some buzz/naruto R&R
Crossover - Toy Story & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2009
Random Naruto shorts by dghjkhgdrtuio reviews
Kakuzu: Have you ever noticed that I act like Mr.Krabs from Spongebob? Hidan: NOOOOOOOO, really? I haven't noticed at all!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Pein in the Ass by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Amaranthine by MYZ-chan reviews
-HidanDeidaraItachi- The story of three men who came together and regained a bit of what they had lost. Semi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The 12 Pains of Christmas with the Akatsuki! by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
No matter what! by Optomistic Emo Kleptomaniac reviews
Max is left speechless as well as memory after a vicious turn of events. All she sees is a pair of dark eyes, full of darkness and mystery...and the rain that came down on a broken promise...But, the flock will get her back...no matter what- RnR people
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Max, Fang
Misunderstanding by SakuraCup reviews
It's nice to get home early from school but, not as nice when you are being followed by two freaky men like Hidan and Kakuzu. Takes place in present day New York. May have a sequel. Give it a chance and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
15 ways to piss off shikimaru by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Short, but it was almost impossible to write. Enjoy, It's a humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U.
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Bloodbath by Freeheart reviews
No matter how many lives you have," Scourge purred softly, "There is always a way to kill a cat." My take on the 'What if BloodClan had won' idea. Rated T for a reason, character death
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Scourge, Firestar - Complete
An Immortal's Grief by Darkfire75 reviews
short KakuHida oneshot. I really can't think up a good summary for this, so yeah. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Hidan's Weakness by Darkfire75 reviews
Crackfic...sorta. He blinked. His partner had the most f ed up weakness he had ever heard of. Rated for Hidan's mouth :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Darrren's diary by I LOVE FALL OUT BOYx3x3x3 reviews
haha well..this is an....interestin story of darren's diary
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 147 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Family Guy Meets FullMetal Alchemist by GaaraandMe4ever reviews
Stewie and Brian finds Ed and Al in the store and took them home after a robbery. Lois and Peter screams when seeing Al in his Armor. That night, Peter takes Ed to the bar where some guys come up and calls Ed small. Ed beats the crap out of them and Al..
Crossover - Family Guy & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Stewie G., Edward E. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
You Have Silver Hair Too by Mini-Chobi reviews
AU Kakashi's a freshman in ninja school, and, apparently, silver hair is a rare occurence that needs to be noted by none other than Hidan. NOT YAOI! rated for Hidan's rather colourful language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Kakashi H., Hidan
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 177 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Saga of Larten Crepsley Vampire, Ally, Father by Jedi Solo reviews
My name is Larten Crepsley. I am a vampire. How am I a vampire? That is not important, this though is... My good friend and loyal assistant, Darren Shan, has told you his side…now it is my turn SO SO SO SORRY NOW PROLOGUE UP!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,157 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004
Team Possible in the Ninja Countries by GargoyleSama reviews
Chapter SIX! is finally here! Ten years after the end of the series Team Possible is about to go on a mission that changes everything and sends them to another place where, perhaps their most important mission ever begins. KPNaruto Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Kim P.
In Another's Eyes by Will-the-Tankadin reviews
Its Freaky Friday, Teen Titan's style! Beast Boy and Raven change bodies, and hilarity ensues!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Cirque Du Pants by Danielle L.B reviews
What happens when vampire prince Darren Shan walks in on an undressed Mr.Crepsley...Just a bit of fluffy fun.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
Darren Shan: Hunting the truth by Loop-da-loopy reviews
This is from Annie's point of view around a year after Darrens death.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
Mr Crepsley by saturnstar55 reviews
This contains MAJOR SPOILERS for book 9! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE RUINED!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004
Larten Crespley The Tale Of A Vampire General by Jedi Solo reviews
The Story Of Larten Cresply (duh-title!) With my own twists and turns Ch3 Gavner Purl now up
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004