Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Disney Taught me to never stop beleving in my dreams.
Harry Potter Taught me that love and friendship dominates all kind of evil.
Narnia Taught me that we must all grow up & leave our childhood behind, but must never forget it.
Percy Jackson Taught me that there's a hero in all of us.
Glee Taught me that no matter how different we are, there's always one thing we have in common.
Enter, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed,
For those who take, but do not earn,
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Thief, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there.
If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.
Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Annabeth: Would you cry if I left?
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Annabeth: Would you do anything for me?
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
I promise to remember Percy
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA.
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.
BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there
I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note - torn in two, and burned up, so that it never can be shown against one.
"Someday everything will make sense, so for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding youself that everything happens for a reason." Unknown
"There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface." Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
"Promises mean everything. But once they're broken, sorry means nothing." Unknown
"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller with ever mistake." Unknown
"You can only come to morning through the shadows." J.R.R. Tolkien
"You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first." Unknown
"We're all staring down the barrel of a gun. So if your life flashed before you, what would you wish you would've done?" Unknown
"Today you are you, that is truer than true, there is no one alive that is youer than you." Dr. Seuss
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool my best friend, and you're dead freaking meat."
"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a freaking duck!"
"Knowing the right questions is better than having all the right answers."
"Whenever a thought comes into your mind without force or reason, it's meant to be there. Your heart can speak for itself; you shouldn't speak for your heart. And the next time you feel unusual, there's a reason. There's a reason for everything and everyone, and sometimes, a certain someone has more reasons than others." Unknown
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends." J.K. Rowling
"It's our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." J.K. Rowling
"The best of us sometimes eat our words." J.K. Rowling
"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow up to be." J.K. Rowling
"What's comin' will come and we'll meet it when it does." J.K. Rowling
"You start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." J.K. Rowling
"Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself." J.K. Rowling
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." J.K. Rowling
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve to live. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement for even the very wise cannot see all ends." J.R.R. Tolkien
"Faithless is he who says farewel when the road darkens." J.R.R. Tolkien
"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." J.R.R. Tolkien
"Courage is found in unlikely places." J.R.R. Tolkien
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." J.R.R. Tolkien
"The wise only speak what they know." J.R.R. Tolkien
"It takes a moment to love somebody, but a lifetime to forget." Unknown
"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met." Unknown
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap." Unknown
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Spock: Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you’re having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?
How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life.-James Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.-Spock to Kirk, as Kirk is about to hug him, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Fate: protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.-Commander Riker, Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Contagion”
Kirk: Spock, where the hell’s the power you promised?
Picard: Come back! Make a difference!
Spock: This is the new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof.
Second star to the right...and straight on 'til morning.-James Kirk, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, quoting Sir James Barry (Peter Pan)
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) Post this on your profile to make someone smile. it's called therapy.
Put this on you profile...
If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.
If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references.
If slow computers drive you CRAZY.
If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.
If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.
If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.
If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.
If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.
If you love people who text back instantly.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.
If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.
If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.
If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.
If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.
If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.
If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.
If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.
If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!
If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.
If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".
If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.
If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.
If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.
If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.
If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.
If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.
If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.
If you believe everything you read in any type of book including comic books are real, at least in a different universe.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I ran with scissors, and lived
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
They All Made Me laugh, if some made you laugh, add it to your profile!
I am a Demigod from Panem who studies in Hogwarts and often associating myself with Batman in Gotham City and The Avengers in New York. I have a summer home In Narnia, as well as a place up in Storybrooke main. I frequently visit London, and a flat by the name of 221B. Quite often, as well, I am travelling with the Doctor in the TARDIS, helping him with various cases of extremeties. I sometimes help Young Justice with missions, though the team is having a minor HIATUS due to... issues. Sometimes, Sam, Dean, and Cas stop by my place, asking if I would like to join them. Occasiaonally, Nancy Drew stops by for a cup of tea. I also frequently fly in a star ship class Firefly, because I'm a browncoat. I also serve on the USS Enterprise under Captain Kirk and the crew that started it all. Sometimes I pop into Wonderland, but only with Alice by my side, of course!
It is a great travesty that after the murder of billions, Vader was redeemed by saving the life of one, his son, who also killed billions all in the name of an equally imperialistic cause.
Star Trek would never allow that.
"Spock, I do not know too much about these little Tribbles yet, but there is one thing that I have discovered. I like them … better than I like you." Dr. McCoy
Excuse me… Excuse me. I’d just like to ask a question… What does God need with a starship?-James Kirk, Star Trek V:
Everybody remember where we parked.
You are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is: which path will you choose? This is something only you can decide.
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