Author has written 29 stories for Twilight, Danny Phantom, Austin & Ally, H2O: Just Add Water, Legend of Korra, Pokémon, Victorious, and Sky High.
THIS PROFILE IS IN THE POV OF MY OC CATARINA MIRANIA
Nicknames: Cat, Kitty, Kitten
Fave Food: Spaghetti!
Fave Bands: Godsmack, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Alice in Chains, Bush, Muse, Finger Eleven, Shinedown, Nirvana, Smile Empty Soul, Tool, Apocalyptica.
Fave Books: Beautiful Creatures, Beautiful Darkness, The Hollow, The Haunted, Gallagher Girls, Before I Fall, Lock and Key, Dreamland
Fave Movies: Danny Phantom: Reign Storm Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, Danny Phantom: Reality Trip, Danny Phantom: Phantom Planet
Song of the day: Come On Over - Jessica Simpson
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
First Name: Catarina
Hobbies: Singing, dancing.
Eye Color: Amethyst
Hair Color: Auburn
Enemies: Ghosts, of course.
People I Admire: My brother
Fave Food: Spaghetti
Fave Color: Black
If your life was a movie...soundtrack?
1. Open iTunes or whatever music site you listen to (your playlist!)
2. Click Shuffle
3. For every scene, write a song and the band/writer.
4. DO NOT LIE! (thank you)
Opening Credits: The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars
Waking Up: Lie to Me - 12 Stones
First Day Of School: Wild Thing - Tone-Loc
Falling In Love: The Good Life - Three Days Grace
Fight Song: Break - Three Days Grace
Breaking Up: Bitch Came Back - Theory of a Deadman
Prom Night: Make This Your Dance Floor - S.I.Y.R
Life: Right Here - Staind
Mental Breakdown: Outshined - Soundgarden
Driving: This is Gonna Hurt - Sixx AM
Flashback: Save Me - Shindown
Getting Back Together: Gypsy - Shakira
Wedding: The Sex is Good - Saving Abel
Birth Of Child: Silent Night - Lady Antebellum
Final Battle: Bright Eyed Beautiful Girl - Jeydon Wale
Funeral Song: Wish You Were Here - Incubus
Final Credits: (Ghost) Riders in the Sky - The Outlaws
1. Your Real Name: Catarina
2. Your Gangsta Name (first three letters of first name plus izzle): Catizzle
3. Your Detective Name (fav color and fav animal): Black Fox
4. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): Alexis Apple Road
5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of last name, first 2 letters of first name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name): Mircaith
6. Your Superhero Name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Sprite
7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of ur 1st name, 3rd letter of ur last name, any letter of ur middle name, 2nd letter of mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings 1st name, last letter of mom's middle name): Arlmije
8. Your Witness Protection Name (mom's middle name): Lee
9. Your Goth Name (black, and one of your pets names): Black Haven
50 Things You Didn't Know About Me...
1. Do You Have Pets?
Yeah...a cat named Haven
2. Where Do You Live?
3. Are You Goth, Emo, Punk...?
4. Are You An Only Child?
5. Do You Have Any BFFs?
6. Do You Wear Glasses, Contacts, Or Neither?
7. Are You A Teenager?
8. Are You Human?
9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
I don't think so
10. What are you doing tonight?
11. What's your favorite animal?
12. What color is your toothbrush?
13. Who made you smile today?
14. What were you doing at 9am today?
15. What's your favorite candy bar?
Don't have one.
16. What's the last thing you said out loud?
"These are weird questions."
17. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cake batter. Vanilla.
18. What did you drink last?
19. What was the last thing you ate?
20. Did you buy new clothes?
21. What sports did you watch last?
I don't watch sports.
22. Have you ever gone camping?
23. Go to church?
Just for a wedding.
24. What's your birthstone?
25. Favorite number?
26. What song did you last listen to?
Come On Over - Jessica Simpson
27. What kind of car do you have?
28. What color is your dog?
I don't have one
29. Did you ever have a fish?
Yes...lots..but they're dead now.
30. Do you still have your christmas tree and decor. up?
31. Look to your right, what do you see?
32. How bout your left?
33. What's your favorite band?
34. Did you ever lose anyone?
35. What kind of candy do you like?
36. Do you say 'hello'?
No, I say hi, hey, hiya, heya, hola, ello and ollo.
37. Do you hate anyone?
38. What are you doing right now?
Typing this answer.
39. Do you love anyone?
40. Favorite pair of shoes?
My black andrea boots.
41. Do you have a maid?
No, I'm not rich.
42. Can you say ABCs backwards?
43. Biggest annoyance?
44. How many states have you lived in?
How should I know?
46. Last person you spoke with on the phone?
47. What month is your b-day?
48. Favorite TV show?
49. Worst scar?
I'd rather not talk about it...
50. Favorite book series?
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, post this.
Random Stuff That Makes Me Laugh
Boys are like slinky's; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain!" ...silence...
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?!"
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
SHUT UP VOICES! Or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
The voices in my head are telling me to kill you.
What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?". And then I get hit in the face.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory, Finding Nemo
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." The guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG!, you wouldn't kill a lot of people. Actually, you wouldn't kill anyone.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to. But if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected.
Ok, that show "I Shouldn't Be Alive"...if you shouldn't, why are you?
sigh* Why can't we just kill all the stupid people in this world?
You know your cat is retarded if his paw touches a dog bone and he flies 3 feet in the air.
You know your cat is a scaredy cat if your dad gets up and your cat runs into a box.
Dog: Hey, Cat! Let's go to the park! Don't forget your box! Cat: I know! ...meanwhile... Bird: Hey, Squirrel, let's go say hi to the cat and dog. Squirrel: Okay, Bird. ...meanwhile... Dog: Cat! There's a bird over- ...bird lands on ground... Cat: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! Must get to safety box!!!! Dog: Uhh...its just a bird... ...Cat hides in safety box from tiny bird, shaking...
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?
OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!
Warning: I'm sarcastic and I hurt people's feelings sometimes, boo hoo. Get over it.
I don't obsees, I think intensely.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda.
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their morals questions.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Waaaaahhh-taaawww!!! I am a ninja! Eat my ninja stars!
The penguins... THEY'VE COME BACK FOR ME!
(=-=) this is Kitty. Re-post this if you are totally against animal cruelty!
Best Friends N' Friends
FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: help themselves and are the reason you never have any food.
FRIENDS: call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: call your parents MOM and DAD and GRAMS and GRAMPS.
FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying DARN we screwed up.
FRIENDS: will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night.
BEST FRIENDS: will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process.
FRIENDS: never see you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: wont tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you.
BEST FRIENDS: meet your boyfriend and scare the BLEEP out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body is he hurts you.
FRIENDS: will say you can do better.
BEST FRIENDS: will call him and say "you have seven days to live".
FRIENDS: ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel to bury the loser who made you cry.
FRIENDS: will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you move a dead body.
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: continue walking and say "walk much?".
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: take yours and say "GOTTA RUN FOR IT!".
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected.
BEST FRIENDS: walk up to him and slap him.
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!".
FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later.
BEST FRIENDS: lose your stuff and tell you "my bad...here's a tissue".
FRIENDS: only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrasing biography about your life.
FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
FRIENDS: would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: would walk right in and say "IM HOME!".
FRIENDS: have to be told not to tell.
BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: are through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: are for life.
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: will go over to his house and kick his butt!
FRIENDS: bail you outta jail.
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song.
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you wanna vandalize a guy's house.
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you.
FRIENDS: think you're insane for jumping off a roof and onto a trampoline.
BEST FRIENDS: are jumping right after you.
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders.
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them.
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven.
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine.
FRIENDS: don't see if you're sick.
BEST FRIENDS: are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.
FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street.
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking...?
FRIENDS: will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: will repost this.
Stupid Labels on Products
On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (why?! will it eat me?!)
On a bag of Fritos!: ...You could be a winner! No purchase neccessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside-down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh..fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Weaing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food): It's not for human consumption, Animals and Military use only... (Umnn yeah...isnt military also human)
1. Put your iTunes or playlist on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. What is your motto?
Never Leave - Seether
2. What do your friends think of you?
Bullet With A Name - Nonpoint
3. What do you think about very often?
Whiskey In A Jar - Metallica
4. What is 2 2?
Haunted - Evanescence
5. What do you think of your best friend (Amal and Hanna)?
In Bloom - Nirvana
6. What do you think about the person you like?
The Truth - Jason Aldean
7. What is your life story?
Silhouettes - Smile Empty Soul
8. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Before the Dawn - Evanescence
9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
She's Country - Jason Aldean (well more like HE's country)
10. What do your parents think of you?
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Faceless - Smile Empty Soul
12. What will they play at your funeral?
Letters From Home - John Michael Montgomery
13. What is your hobbie/interest?
Disease - Smile Empty Soul
14. What is your biggest secret?
The Hit - Smile Empty Soul
15. What do you think of your friends?
Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin
16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Break - Three Days Grace
17. How will you die?
Your Way - Smile Empty Soul
18. What is the one thing you will regret?
Come As You Are - Nirvana
19. What makes you laugh?
Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
20. What makes you cry?
Wherever I May Roam - Metallica
21. Will you ever get married?
You - Evanescence
22. What scares you the most?
Lithium - Nirvana
23. Does anyone like you?
If Everyone Cared - Nickelback
24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Fine Again - Seether
25. What hurts right now?
Already Over - Red
26. What will you post this as?
Amarillo Sky - Jason Aldean
This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you wanna stop child abuse, copy and paste this to your profile:
My name is Sarah, I am but three
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see
I must be stupid, I must be bad
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long
When I awake, I'm alone
The house is dark, my folks aren't home
When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse, my name he calls
I press myself against the wall
I try to hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words
He says it's my fault that he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me, and yells at me more
I finally get free, and I run for the door
He's already locked, and I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry" I scream, but it's now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain, again and again
Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah, and I am but three
Tonight my daddy murdered me
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!!!
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