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You like my icon, no? I was playing DrawSomething, and got scar as my word. Of coarse I had to draw Harry Potter. My guesser didn't get it though. I even included an arrow pointing at his scar! (Image saved pre-arrow.)

Stupid things I'm prone to doing repeatedly

Walking into walls, or hitting the doorway when I mean to go through the door.

Hitting my head with a blow dryer while drying my hair.

When getting dressed I take my shirt off then put it right back on before I realize what I'm doing.

Getting in an argument convinced I'm right then realize while I'm yelling...that I'm actually wrong

Funny things to make you (or at least just me) laugh while rolling on the floor

92% of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch, Areopostale, or Holister said it was uncool to breathe. I personally would be part of the 8% laughing my ass off. Wouldn't you?

Shouldn't you be able to spell "palindrome" backwards?

Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport by ship it's called cargo?

Things I Am Currently Obsessed With For No Apparent Reason

Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Queen, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, and The Fratellis are all bands I like.

This series by Scott Westerfeld called Uglies, I've forced almost everyone I know to read Uglies and everyone LOVED them! Or I wish they did; some people like to be cynical.

I really like art., don't really need a reason.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14705 - Favs: 21,477 - Follows: 13,510 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When a Tree Dreams by Omi-Omi reviews
Directly after the war, Harry is left lost and full of questions about his life. Slowly over the summer, and with the help of friends, he works out what will make him happy – or even who. Gentle, slow-moving HPDM. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,214 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boy's Club by RZZMG reviews
Shy, insecure Albus Potter has been tasked by his dad to infiltrate the secret club, "Skull & Serpent" led by Scorpius Malfoy, his long-time crush. Can he betray the boy he loves for familial duty? A coming of age story with HOT SLASH. 2012 HPNextGenFest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Love in Vain by KJmom reviews
At some point in time, your best friend became the boy you love. AS/S unrequited.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 141 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alliterations by Dragonclaw11 reviews
Lily, James, and Sirius have a funny conversation in the Afterlife about...names?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
17 by emzi-jayne reviews
17. Seems like an ordianry enough number. But to me it was when my life changed. I am Hermione Granger. And my whole life was a lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,060 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,817 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Pet Ferret by brilliant incandescence reviews
Albus Severus Potter has a pet ferret. Scorpius wonders why it's such a big deal. Tiny DH movie spoiler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hide that Potion by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Draco brews a potion he means to give to Harry, but what happens when the boy-who-lived walks in on him wearing only a cloak and a lacey blue thong? drarry. bottom!Draco. based off ile-o's comic of the same title
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Labels by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
It was in pure innocence that Al and Scorpius decided to label each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" when they were in First Year. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
When Bad meets Pure by straightlyconfused reviews
Not HBP or DH compatible. Draco is a bad to the bone Slytherin with no desire to fight any war, Hermione is a saintly Gryffindor whose life since 1st yr has centred around it. What will happen when Draco decides he wants Hermione to be by his side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 238,489 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
An Inconvenient Romance by TamTikitigo reviews
Al Potter thought of himself as an uninteresting person who was constantly overshadowed by his relatives. Scorpius Malfoy didn't disagree with that thought, until Al did something to him that Scorpius couldn't forgive: Al was nice to him. AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intended by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco is Harry's mate and Draco has no say in it - Vamp!Harry fic, not proud of it but dammit the bunny had to be written lol ; There's some mild bloodplay and some minor smut, let me know if it's too much : Written PreHBP - Please Review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loved By All by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Own A Malfoy by Operation Milkdud reviews
Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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