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Joined 12-08-10, id: 2648924, Profile Updated: 02-13-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

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69 Sexiest Songs by anonymouth reviews
Minerva McGonagall-centred one-shots, both about and from her POV. Based on songs from a list of the 69 steamiest songs of all time. Currently features mostly Hermione Granger but will include other characters. M rated given the subject matter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,319 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M., W. Grubbly-Plank
Sappho's verses by Ralinde reviews
When she goes to see an opera in Muggle London, the last person Hermione expected to encounter was Narcissa Malfoy. She even less expected to actually quite like her company... Written for the 'Secret Relationship'-, "I kissed a girl"- and "Crossgen relationship"-competition, all on HPFC Forum. Rated T for later chapters. Thousand thanks to Gamma Orionis for creating the cover. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,967 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
You Will Be Mine by ThePhantomPipster reviews
Hermoine desires the beautiful woman of Malfoy Manor but resigns to the fact that it will never come to pass. So she fills the void with "others" not realizing she has what she has always wanted. AN: A sequel is in the works so stay tuned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
Unspoken Words by MadameCissy reviews
Have you ever woken up and realised the life you have is not the life you wish you had? Hermione finds herself in a difficult predicament and realises that in order to be truly happy she has to make some difficult sacrifices... [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,186 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Tsuki-Himitsu reviews
HG/NM Romance. Hermione needs an escape from her abusive marriage. Narcissa Malfoy needs to heal her own wounds and move on with life. Will they find comfort in each other whilst both teaching at Hogwarts? HG/NM. M for content and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,065 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
The Rising Phoenix by jazwriter reviews
The story picks up directly after the final defeat of Voldemort. While helping with Hogwarts repairs, Hermione realizes that her feelings for a certain Headmistress run much deeper than she'd ever imagined. Non-Epilogue compliant. FEMSLASH HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Effect of Great Conversation by Sapphire Smoke reviews
For supposedly being very clever, Hermione seemed to have missed quite a lot about what could go wrong in the aftermath of one, simple night. •Narcissa/Hermione•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Suffering Veisalgia by owlofathena reviews
Complete. Minerva McGonagall has to deal with a drunk student. Extended by request into post-school years. MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cat People by Frenchtosser reviews
Hermione accidentally goes back in time to 1940. She meets a young Minerva McGonagall who ultimately helps her to bring about the defeat of Grindewald. HG/MM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
To Dare by Paper Pearls reviews
Immediately after the Battle of Hogwarts, the survivors are left to forge the future. Having come so close to death, Hermione wants to live life to the fullest. Minerva McGonagall is more reluctant. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,000 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Heart's Desire by anonymouth reviews
Hermione agrees to test out a potion for George; the consequences of which are more than she can handle alone... Bit smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Calendar Club by anonymouth reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the war is over to sit her final exams. She decides that the Wizarding world is in desperate need of some lightening up, and comes up with a novel idea. Perhaps some light romance also. Based on a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Ancient Magic by Headmistress X reviews
Minerva understands why one ought to be very, very careful. f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,451 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Timeless Longing by MadameCissy reviews
Hermione is accidentally sent back in time. When her path crosses that of a young Bellatrix Lestrange she has to choose between past and future. Either choice is going to change the world. [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,353 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare by tanithw reviews
Set several months post DH. Unable to find a job and struggling to live with her experiences during the war Hermione goes to seek counsel from Minerva. A love story in other words HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,745 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
A Hogmanay Carol by the real snape reviews
Once the Hogwarts Christmas celebrations are over, Minerva can look forward to a lovely Hogmanay alone. Then she has a visitor ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Perfect Past by MadameCissy reviews
A choice between love and life itself. She will lose either way. Hermione is everything Narcissa came to love but was taught to hate. Is love really stronger than hatred? [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,672 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Promises Beyond The Thunderstorm by MadameCissy reviews
"I made a promise to myself and now I make a promise to you. I have changed and so have you. We are different now. And the world will just have to wait and see." [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,316 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
The Queen Lies Down by She's Not Here reviews
The end of a chess game that plays in Minerva's head could be the start of something entirely new. But only if they live through the embarrassment, the misunderstanding, the discomfort, and one unexpected hot flash. One Shot. MM and HG Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
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Chivalry and Other Curses reviews
McGonagall and Hermione discover the positive and negative aspects of being Gryffindors. Cuddles may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Look Right reviews
Narcissa and Hermione run into each other outside the Ministry in Muggle London. Rita Skeeter may receive a thank you note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
The Heather on the Moor reviews
The continuing adventures of Hermione and Minerva, assuming a certain continuity with "Chivalry et al". Some things are going to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G.