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The Sorceress by Raaya57 reviews
Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger elects to pursue a rigorous Dual Apprenticeship in Transfiguration and Potions. Her new path uncovers new adventures, a journey of self-discovery, and friendships that unfold into so much more. Mostly canon compliant. HG/OC and eventual HG/MM. Harry, Ron, most characters included. Rated M for later developments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 217,557 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] OC
Behind Closed Doors by Tsuki-Himitsu reviews
HG/NM Romance. Hermione needs an escape from her abusive marriage. Narcissa Malfoy needs to heal her own wounds and move on with life. Will they find comfort in each other whilst both teaching at Hogwarts? HG/NM. M for content and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,542 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
22 Whittle Street by AdventurousAdventurist reviews
Modern AU. Patsy and Trixie get a new housemate. Patsy rather likes the look of her. ** Rated M for future chapters. Minimal angst, mostly fluffy goodness. This is my first ever fic so all comments and criticism will be much appreciated ** All characters belong to CTM.
Call the Midwife - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 3/19 - Delia Busby, Patsy Mount
Poetry in Motion by Sylv1aPlath reviews
A chance meeting on a cold night in 1958 turns two women's lives upside down.
Call the Midwife - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,365 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 4/30 - Trixie, Patsy Mount, Barbara, Delia Busby
At First Sight by WordNerd1977 reviews
My version of Patsy and Delia meeting, and a relationship forming. Rated M for later chapters.
Call the Midwife - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/31 - Patsy Mount, Delia Busby
To Tame A Lion by Raaya57 reviews
Hermione Granger has returned to complete her seventh year studies at Hogwarts... four years after the War. Her reappearance sparks several questions, opportunities and challenges, the least of which involves a meddling Ministry of Magic. Can she navigate the world she left behind? More importantly, can she rekindle lost relationships? Post-War AU, rated M for later developments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,378 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
A Fortunate Misfortune by thenuminous reviews
At times, misfortunes are fortunes in disguise. Two women do not realize this when they are stricken by an unforeseen accident. This is the story of their misadventure, of the mysterious ways of fate, and of the waywardness of love, for it often blooms unexpectedly and in places it seemingly should not. Narcissa/Hermione. Rated T for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,962 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 3/30/2016 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Andromeda T.
Tryst by nothinparticular reviews
Hermione Granger is having an affair with none other than the mother of her school nemesis, Narcissa Malfoy. How did they even end up in each other's arms in the first place and what happens when complications arise? Is this love or is it just sex? Narcissa/Hermione *** During and after Hogwarts *** M for obvious reasons & others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,244 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.]
A different life by nothinparticular reviews
Where Harry is Lily and Narcissa's biological child and grows up with Draco for a brother. The new addition to the family will influence the people and the world around them and love will blossom between two unlikely women when Hermione grows from a child into a young woman. Main focus will be on Narcissa & Hermione. #past Narcissa/Lily #future Hermione/Narcissa #BlackFamily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Narcissa M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Draco M.
After the Couch by Grace Kay reviews
I wasn't expecting my day to end like this when I rolled out of bed this morning... WayHaught pairing. Smutty two-shot. Hopefully both sweet and sexy.
Wynonna Earp - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Complete
Fantaisie Impromptu by Raaya57 reviews
Hermione and Minerva have become closer after the Battle of Hogwarts. When they find themselves spending more time together and bonding over a shared love of music, will they manage to overcome their separate fears and insecurities to connect on a deeper level? A brief look into a romantic HG/MM pairing. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]
Professor Black by nothinparticular reviews
Almost 15 years after the war, Narcissa Black takes on a teaching position at Hogwarts. Her first day is also the first day of a lovable young boy called Hugo Granger-Weasley, a boy who is sorted into a house no one would've thought of. When the two forge a bond, will it bring his teacher and mother closer as well? *** Rated T, will have some M chapters *** Cissamione ***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Hermione G., Minerva M., Narcissa M., Hugo W.
Skirmish by fountainpens reviews
Hermione Granger attempts a life in Muggle London, away from the publicity and chaos of the wizarding world after the war. Yet, her past catches up to her when a new customer enters the small bookstore she manages.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,057 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.]
The Scientist by greysfanhp reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, they say. But satisfaction brought it back. A few years after the war Hermione is a widely respected academic about to start her latest research project. To see its completion, however, she will truly have to venture into the unknown. Cissy/Hermione pairing in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,518 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] Andromeda T.
Leave My Body by narcissablacks reviews
Narcissa Black develops an unhealthy obsession with Hermione Granger. M for later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,464 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Narcissa M., Hermione G.] Draco M., Andromeda T.
The Interview by shoe loo reviews
Hermione has one month to prepare a presentation for the job opportunity of a lifetime, however, she must convince an unlikely former enemy that she is capable of the role. Narcissa/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 3/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.]
Not Friends by Sela McGrane reviews
A series of encounters, twenty years after the war ends, lead Hermione and Narcissa down a path they never would have imagined. But whatever they were... it was not friends. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.]
3am by whittle-street reviews
Modern getting together AU where Delia shows up on Patsy's doorstep at 3am
Call the Midwife - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - [Delia Busby, Patsy Mount]
Secrets, Scouts and Supposedly(s) by LittleRaichu reviews
Delia and Patsy are supposed to be having dinner with Mrs Busby. Trixie and Barbara are supposed to be going to the cinema. They are NOT supposed to be at the same place at the same time.
Call the Midwife - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,627 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Trixie, Patsy Mount, Barbara, Delia Busby - Complete
69 Sexiest Songs by anonymouth reviews
Minerva McGonagall-centred one-shots, both about and from her POV. Based on songs from a list of the 69 steamiest songs of all time. Currently features mostly Hermione Granger but will include other characters. M rated given the subject matter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,316 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M., W. Grubbly-Plank
Heart my Soul Speak by Missmione potter reviews
She welcomed her future and cherished her heritage. Somewhere deep inside she knew her mate would be waiting for her. Their meeting was imminent. It seemed as if the very air knew what was about to transpire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,136 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Fleur D., Hermione G.]
Fishnet Stockings by Behindthebook08 reviews
"You wouldn't look twice at me if you weren't drunk." "You're right, I wouldn't look at you twice—I wouldn't have to. I would look at you once, and never look away again." (Hermione/Tonks, M-Rated end section.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Hermione G., N. Tonks] - Complete
All Quiet, For Now by tetleybag reviews
What if Minerva McGonagall had been Headmistress during the First War? and a few other questions. (AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Amelia B., Minerva M. - Complete
Misplaced Adorations by owlofathena reviews
MM HG. Adolescent affection towards a certain professor at Hogwarts has a catastrophic effect on others. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] Severus S. - Complete
Somebody Loved by beforeyouspeak reviews
During the Final Battle Hermione faces one of her greatest fears. In a moment of utter terror she unintentionally transports herself to a familiar place. Who finds her? And can they save each other? Hermione/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,358 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.]
Pub! by ukulelefoot reviews
At the end of a long case, the team have an evening down the pub. What happens was not necessarily the plan...
Scott & Bailey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Gill M., Rachel B., Janet S. - Complete
Sappho's verses by Ralinde reviews
When she goes to see an opera in Muggle London, the last person Hermione expected to encounter was Narcissa Malfoy. She even less expected to actually quite like her company... Written for the 'Secret Relationship'-, "I kissed a girl"- and "Crossgen relationship"-competition, all on HPFC Forum. Rated T for later chapters. Thousand thanks to Gamma Orionis for creating the cover. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,967 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
You Will Be Mine by ThePhantomPipster reviews
Hermoine desires the beautiful woman of Malfoy Manor but resigns to the fact that it will never come to pass. So she fills the void with "others" not realizing she has what she has always wanted. AN: A sequel is in the works so stay tuned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
To Walk, Or Rather Stumble by ladyharlem reviews
"she took Rachel's hand and led her into Gill's office."
Scott & Bailey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Janet S., Rachel B. - Complete
Unspoken Words by MadameCissy reviews
Have you ever woken up and realised the life you have is not the life you wish you had? Hermione finds herself in a difficult predicament and realises that in order to be truly happy she has to make some difficult sacrifices... [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,186 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Rising Phoenix by jazwriter reviews
The story picks up directly after the final defeat of Voldemort. While helping with Hogwarts repairs, Hermione realizes that her feelings for a certain Headmistress run much deeper than she'd ever imagined. Non-Epilogue compliant. FEMSLASH HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Effect of Great Conversation by Sapphire Smoke reviews
For supposedly being very clever, Hermione seemed to have missed quite a lot about what could go wrong in the aftermath of one, simple night. •Narcissa/Hermione•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Suffering Veisalgia by owlofathena reviews
Complete. Minerva McGonagall has to deal with a drunk student. Extended by request into post-school years. MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cat People by Frenchtosser reviews
Hermione accidentally goes back in time to 1940. She meets a young Minerva McGonagall who ultimately helps her to bring about the defeat of Grindewald. HG/MM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
To Dare by Paper Pearls reviews
Immediately after the Battle of Hogwarts, the survivors are left to forge the future. Having come so close to death, Hermione wants to live life to the fullest. Minerva McGonagall is more reluctant. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,000 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Heart's Desire by anonymouth reviews
Hermione agrees to test out a potion for George; the consequences of which are more than she can handle alone... Bit smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Calendar Club by anonymouth reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the war is over to sit her final exams. She decides that the Wizarding world is in desperate need of some lightening up, and comes up with a novel idea. Perhaps some light romance also. Based on a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Ancient Magic by Headmistress X reviews
Minerva understands why one ought to be very, very careful. f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,451 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Timeless Longing by MadameCissy reviews
Hermione is accidentally sent back in time. When her path crosses that of a young Bellatrix Lestrange she has to choose between past and future. Either choice is going to change the world. [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,353 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare by tanithw reviews
Set several months post DH. Unable to find a job and struggling to live with her experiences during the war Hermione goes to seek counsel from Minerva. A love story in other words HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,745 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
A Hogmanay Carol by the real snape reviews
Once the Hogwarts Christmas celebrations are over, Minerva can look forward to a lovely Hogmanay alone. Then she has a visitor ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Perfect Past by MadameCissy reviews
A choice between love and life itself. She will lose either way. Hermione is everything Narcissa came to love but was taught to hate. Is love really stronger than hatred? [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,672 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Promises Beyond The Thunderstorm by MadameCissy reviews
"I made a promise to myself and now I make a promise to you. I have changed and so have you. We are different now. And the world will just have to wait and see." [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,316 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
A Fine Match by tetleybag reviews
Summer 1953. 28-year-old Auror Minerva McGonagall attends a memorable game of Quidditch. Re-post of a fic originally written in 2003. f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
The Queen Lies Down by She's Not Here reviews
The end of a chess game that plays in Minerva's head could be the start of something entirely new. But only if they live through the embarrassment, the misunderstanding, the discomfort, and one unexpected hot flash. One Shot. MM and HG Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Chaser's Warm Comfort by She's Not Here reviews
Rolanda Hooch is a new instructor at Hogwarts. Washed-up, banged-up old Quidditcher, that's what she feels like. How had the need for physical contact become so painfully palpable? It was just the loneliness here. Right? Or was it someone else?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Minerva M., R. Hooch
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Chivalry and Other Curses reviews
McGonagall and Hermione discover the positive and negative aspects of being Gryffindors. Cuddles may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Look Right reviews
Narcissa and Hermione run into each other outside the Ministry in Muggle London. Rita Skeeter may receive a thank you note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.]
The Heather on the Moor reviews
The continuing adventures of Hermione and Minerva, assuming a certain continuity with "Chivalry et al". Some things are going to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2011 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]