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Author has written 26 stories for Naruto, Halo, Pokémon, Elfen Lied, Bleach, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.
Real name: ...I dont feel like telling you. ^.^
Likes: Family, friends, females(duh?), reading and writing fanfiction, cycling, playing my xbox360, cats, dogs, other cute animals(Men like cute animals too!), sarcasm(I am a master of this) and other stuff.
Dislikes: People in gangs(REAL gangs not school gangs...), Assholes, bitter stuff, alarm clocks(seriously who doesnt hate this?), people who put down other people, cramps and other stuff.
Hobbies: ...I have lots of hobbies.
Dreams: To live in a more interesting plane of existance...seriously this world is boring.
Facebook page (Like it if you want to be kept up to date with my progress and my thoughts on certain matters!): http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/NamikazeKyuubi/319232364767429
Reasons why I don't support NaruHina
1. Extremely overused pairing. Filter it into the criteria and you get 430 pages with 25 stories per page, that's 10,750 stories with that pairing (not even counting those in crossovers). Compare that to my favourite pairing of Naruto x Female Kyuubi, only has 60 pages with 25 stories per page that is only 1500 stories (which of that, not all are female Kyuubi and not all are pairing stories). And people have the nerve to review saying that Fem!Kyuubi is overdone...
2. Ridiculous settings. Hinata loves Naruto because she admired him throughout the academy as a source of inspiration and courage, correct? Then please tell me why the fuck that a Naruto who had been trained away from the village during his childhood, still has Hinata falling for him when he comes back to take the Genin Exams?! That's the same as saying she is a shallow fangirl attracted to looks and 'coolness'...
3. Ridiculous OOCness. Naruto influenced by Kyuubi to leave the village, develops a deep set hatred for Konoha, falls for Hinata?! Dafuq did I just read? Naruto banished by the village, joins another village, marries Hinata?! What the fuck? Naruto banished for failing the Sasuke retrieval mission, Hinata just ups and decides to abandon her family, friends and village to follow him?! The same Hinata who couldn't form a coherent sentence in his presence?!
4. Naruto himself. Many NaruHina fans fail to see Naruto as an actual living character, choosing to blindly look at Hinata only. Naruto has his own feelings and preferences, which has been shown in canon. It's quite obvious that Naruto's personality quirks are a mixture of his parents, his expressive, out-spoken and brash attitude from Kushina. His learning curve, battle instincts, ramen obsession and taste in women from Minato. Name a redhead in Konoha... none right? Name the closest person with reddish hair... Sakura right? Minato loves Kushina's red hair and Naruto has a crush/love on Sakura, whose hair is the closest thing to red in their village.
5. Naruto's feelings. Due to his lack of a proper upbringing in canon, Naruto is basically ill-informed and dense like a rock. Despite that, he clearly expresses his feelings for Sakura (not saying I support NaruSaku, just a logical explanation of canon). What NaruHina fans are doing is taking a one-sided relationship and declaring that it is mutual, which is not the case at all! When has Naruto ever shown any form of attraction to Hinata, better yet, HOW many times have they actually interacted with each other?! He obviously is not attracted to Hinata so please stop the 'a beautiful girl with midnight blue hair in a hime-styled cut and lavender eyes, he knew it was love at first sight'... Naruto has seen Hinata multiple times... none of which has EVER left him googly-eyed...
6. Hinata's confession. Naruto completely ignored it... not even bothering to confront her about it after the defeat of Nagato. Hell, he didn't even bother to check up on her condition... (I know Nagato had revived everyone but if he cared, he would have shown at least some form of concern).
7. Hinata's feelings. Her love stemmed from admiration, she admired him for his persistent attitude and courage. She claims that watching him improve makes her want to better herself, using him as a source of inspiration. Now does that sound like lovers love or sisterly love hmm? Very much like how a younger sister idolises her 'amazing' elder brother and trying to improve so as to impress him and gain his approval hmm? Her feelings are easy to write-off as sisterly...
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Favourite animes: Naruto,Elfen Lied, Bleach, One piece, Fairy tail and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Note: I recently finished reading and watching Elfen Lied and found it to be a great anime, I suggest those who aren't turned off by gore and nudity to check it out. The only downside is that the ending is rather crappy in my opinion but as a result of that I started getting lots of ideas for Elfen Lied fanfiction!
Favourite type of Naruto stories:
Smart, Cunning Naruto
Smart bloodline wielding Naruto
Lots of Sakura bashing! Muwahahahaha!
Favourite Naruto pairings:
Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi ( Best pairing ever!)
Naruto x Kushina ( I just think they go great together, same personalities etc. Incest for the win!)
Naruto x Mei Terumi( 5th Mizukage, she is fucking HOT!)
Naruto x Yugito ( Same burden and they go great together.)
Naruto x Yuugao ( I just like this pairing.)
Naruto x Any female tailed beasts ( Cause its hardly used.)
Naruto x Any female goddess( E.g. Kami,Yami,Shinigami,etc...)(Even rarer then the above mentioned pairing.)
Naruto x Princess Koyuki (Daimyo of Spring country)( Also another rare pairing.)
Naruto x Amaru ( Naruto movie: Bonds)( Also hardly used pairing.)
Naruto x Mikoto Uchiha ( She's hot and I want to see Sasuke's face when he finds Naruto banging his mom.)
Naruto x Filler girls( Isaribi,Yakumo,Sasame,Guren,etc...)( Cause they are hardly used as well.)
Naruto x Konan ( Rub it in Nagato/Pein's face! HA!)
Naruto x Fu ( Seven Tail Jinchuriki)( Same as Yugito )
Naruto x Tayuya ( For some reason I really like this pairing.)
Naruto x Anko ( Both were once village pariahs.)
Naruto x Hanabi ( This became my one of my favourites when I realised she looks better than her sis and Hinata gets jealous!)
Naruto x OC ( OC must be able to fight.)
Naruto pairings I hate:
Naruto x Sasuke- ( ...do I have to explain this? This is just a fucking retarded pairing! Yes you heard me you fucking yaoi fangirls, go fuck yourselves and stop polluting the minds of other innocent readers with your nonsensical NaruSasu bullshit! Sasuke shoved a MUTHA FUCKING CHIDORI into Naruto's chest, if that does'nt say "I hate you!" then I have no idea what does. Geez! Everytime I enter this website there is almost 10+ new NaruSasu bullcrapping fanfictions uploaded mutha fucker!)
Naruto x Sakura - (She is a pink-haired banshee, she still loves Sasuke, she hits Naruto numerous times, she is not that attrractive and even in Shippuden where she is a little better, she views Naruto more as an older brother figure rather than lover.)
Naruto x Ino - ( She used to be a Sasuke fangirl, she does not know Naruto that well, she never even showed interest in him but I may make an exception if the story has a good buildup for the relationship.)
Naruto x Tenten - ( She does not even know Naruto except for working with him a few times, she would end up with Neji or Lee.)
Naruto x Tsunade - ( She is 50+ and he is a teenager, wtf is wrong with you people? She is more like a mother or grandmother to Naruto.)
Naruto x Shizune - ( Dont really see this happening as well, she is more of a sister figure as he addresses her as Shizune-neechan.)
Naruto x Moegi - (Just can't see this happening for whatever reason, she would end up with Konohamaru or Udon.)
Naruto x Hinata - (Gah! I hate this pairing the most! So many reasons to hate this pairing! It is extremely overused! Why bother writing fanfiction if you are keeping the same pairing as the manga is heading in, is'nt the point of fanfiction to create your own story! Another reason is Hinata is a FANGIRL! She is a Naruto fangirl, she fucking stalks Naruto around! You seriously telling me you gonna go out with a pale eyed stalker? She can't even do jackshit without Naruto around to encourage her! She can't even stay fucking concious around the guy and you expect her to have a working relationship with him? WTF! *Continues ranting about the reasons to shoot down this pairing*)
Fem.Kyuubi x ANYONE OTHER THAN NARUTO - (Seriously irks me to no end when I read a story where Kyuubi is female and NOT paired with Naruto or she cheats on him or gets raped by other people, I just feel like hitting someone...mainly the author... Naruto is the only possible pairing for Kyuubi and no one else can have her! Especially not Sasuke! Kyuubi stated she hated Sasuke as much as Madara since she hates all Uchihas for their accursed eye, so when I read anything with a hint of SasuKyuu I immediately feel like disinfecting my eyeballs with hydrochloric acid! NaruKyuu 4ever!)
Specialshipping- Red x Yellow (My new favourite Pokemon shipping ever since I read the manga~)
Pearlshipping- Ash x Dawn
Rayshipping- Ash x Cynthia(We need more of this damnit!)
Pikashipping- Ash x FEM!Pikachu(We also need more of this damnit!)
Anthroshipping(I made it up, sue me)- Ash x Various Pokemon(We also also need more of this damnit!)
Kickass/Funny/Cool/Awesome quotes I have heard/seen so far:
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth and we most definitely regret the corps blowing up our raggerdy ass fleet!"-Sgt.Johnson, Halo 2.
"Don't make a girl a promise... if you know you can't keep it."-Cortana, Halo 2.
"Thought I'd try shooting my way out, you know, mix things up a little."-Master Chief(John-117), Halo 3.
"Sir, permission to leave the ship." "Why" "To give the Covenant back their bomb."-Master Chief(John-117), Halo 2.
"For a brick, he flew pretty good."-Sgt.Johnson, Halo 2.
"I find your lack of faith in the Force disturbing..."-Darth Vader, Star Wars... usually before he force chokes someone.
"Do not underestimate the power of the Dark side."-Darth Vader(And a shitload of other sith), Star Wars.
"I am Truth...the voice of the Covenant!" "...therefore you have to be silenced."-Arbiter, Halo 3.
"Hey bastard, knock knock!"-Sgt.Johnson, Halo 2.
"Hey Chief, send me out... with a Bang."-Sgt.Johnson, Halo 3 before dying.
"You know me, if I make a promise-" "-you...keep it, I do know how to pick' em."- Master Chief and Cortana respectively, Halo 3. (Mc x C 4ever!)
"I'll miss you." "Wake me, when you need me."-Cortana and Master Chief respectively, Halo 3 ending.
"Get over here!" -Scorpion, Mortal Kombat.
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NOTICE: In all of my stories, Kyuubi will either be female and paired with Naruto or something will cause it to merge with Naruto turning him into the new Kyuubi or Juubi. Also expect Sakura bashing in all of my fanfics, it may or may not continue throughout and entire story, it depends on the story I'm writing. Not all of my fics will contain Sasuke bashing, some just bash him at first before he realises his mistake and becomes best friends with Naruto. NEVER EVER EXPECT HINATA TO BE PAIRED WITH NARUTO IN MY STORIES! I DESPISE NARUHINA FANFICS, IT IS SEVERLY OVER DONE AND I FIND HER TO BE A USELESS PILE OF QUIVERING SHIT!