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Author has written 33 stories for Glee, White Collar, Supernatural, and Doctor Who.

NOTICE 1/14/2015

Greetings old friends! It has been exactly one year and fourteen days since I have been online. Tomorrow is my 29th birthday, and I now feel as if I am in a place in my life where I can return to writing. For more information, please feel free to read my letter to you all, announcing my return to fandom on my Livejournal page.


First off, thank you to the hundreds of wonderful reviewers whose positive and
constructive reviews have kept me going. Reviews truly are like fuel to the fire!

I abide by the following rule:
If I wouldn't say it to their face in real life, I don't put it online,
and if I wouldn't act that way in real life, I don't act that way online.
Feel free to join me.

Please be respectful and stay respect this rule when reviewing. Rude or nonconstructive reviews by guest or anonymous users will be deleted from my stories. There is a difference between constructive criticism on writing, characters, or plot and simply disliking a story for its own sake, such as it having a topic or pairing you do not like. Please take responsibility for what you choose to read. If you do not like a story, you do not have to read it. Flaming in unacceptable, and doing so anonymously is truly inappropriate.

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I am pucktheplayer on Livejournal, y'all. All my fic is also on my LJ and I am posting my new stuff under pucktheplayer on Archive of Our Own. :)

NAME: Puck Amory (Mitch, legally.)
AGE: 30
RESIDENCE: Texas, y'all
MUG SHOT: Unavailable, but you can have a pic of my junk
CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY: Being a major slashaholic, violating all sorts of copywriter laws, being painfully gay (I have "boy kiss boy" tattooed on my hip. For real.)

I have the right to remain silent, but you know that I won't. Mostly 'cause I'm always hyped up on sugar. I write Glee, White Collar, and sometimes Supernatural fanfic, have a tendency to pen looooong stories, and have a particular obsession with abuse!fic, slave!fic, and whore!fic, though I believe in Forever Happy Endings. My stories may be heartbreaking, but at least they end with a smile! (I admit, I am an angst queen, but only 'cause you need the aches and pains to have good hurt/comfort and I LOVE me some h/c!)

Anyhoo, thanks for dropping by and reading the stupid profile thing that always leaves me stumped about what to put in it. I luv my readers and am always grateful for your reviews! They make me drool a little...

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Fixing Past Mistakes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 230,505 - Reviews: 6829 - Favs: 7,192 - Follows: 7,317 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Reunion by joy2190 reviews
Neal's connection with a beautiful bank robber leads Peter to uncover the tragic circumstances of his childhood.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,859 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Neal C., Peter B.
They by LucyToo reviews
It's not that their relationship is a secret. It's just that it's impossible to explain. Klainofsky future!fic, slash, threesome.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5331 - Favs: 7,148 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by caisha702 reviews
A wise person once said that there is more than one side to every story and that what at first appears to be black and white isn't always so - I said that I wouldn't do it but I have - The Hunger Games - Clove's POV
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,753 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Clove, Cato - Complete
A Fox's View by caisha702 reviews
*NOW COMPLETE* My name is Lysandra and I have become one of District 5's tributes in the seventy-fourth Hunger Games. This is my story. 'Foxface' POV - first ever fiction of any description, please read and review...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,348 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Foxface - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 7,524 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Vice Collar reviews
When Peter Burke of the Vice Collar division agreed to acquire the contract of slave-turned-conman Neal Caffrey, he'd really only wanted him for his knowledge of illegal slave trade. Neal, however, is determined to give the agent more bang for his buck to ensure that he'll never have to play prison slave again, eventually kindling a fire between them they didn't know existed.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,552 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Let Sleeping Suits Lie (or, 5 Times Peter Fell Asleep at Neal's) reviews
Written for the prompt, '5 Times Peter Fell Asleep at Neal's Apartment'. Pranks and general silliness ensues! :D
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Everything's Bigger in Texas reviews
When Peter and Neal are forced to go undercover in Texas, they discover what it's really like to be 'hot' on somebody's trail! Cowboy up, gentlemen! Oh, and nice bolo tie you've got there. **Written by a proud Texan, born and raised! ;)**
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
You Can Never Be Sure reviews
When Neal receives an anonymous note that tears him apart, everyone at the office becomes a suspect.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Living Statue reviews
After spending almost ten years as a living statue, the piece of art once known as Neal Caffrey has been forced into the gladiator's ring. When he runs into an FBI agent from his past life, it changes his world. The question is, will it be for the better? ***Sequel to 'The Undercover Gladiator,' events from Neal's POV***
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Secret Witness Conspiracy reviews
After years imprisoned on this planet, alien thief Neal Caffrey will finally be able to return to his sugary homeworld-if he can convince the judges he deserves to be released. **Sequel to 'The Happy Birthday Conspiracy'**
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Origami Soul reviews
The mind is a delicate thing, but a careful man can fold it to his will. When Peter gets news that Neal is coming back to his team after months in DC, he's thrilled, but when they're taken by an unknown enemy it quickly becomes apparent something is wrong with his friend. Now Peter must convince a terrorized Neal they're on the same side before his delusions get them killed.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,032 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Neal Heels reviews
Agent Burke teaches his pet criminal exactly what he wants from him. Pure and simple PWP! No plot to be found...
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Inmate's New Clothes reviews
As if being undercover at a prison isn't hard enough, Agent Peter Burke's job gets a whole lot tougher after discovering that Neal Caffrey, a convict he put away years ago, is his crime boss' personal "boy." (Pre-Series)
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Undercover Gladiator reviews
When the FBI needs someone to go undercover at a crime boss' gladiator competition, Peter is chosen as the man for the job. But when Peter runs into a man from his past, a case long gone cold, he soon finds himself facing a difficult choice. Will he risk his cover to help save this 'James Bonds' or will he let the Spartacus Games run their course and deal with his problem?
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Broken Bones reviews
Broken bones heal, but the ache left behind is never forgotten. Sometimes, though, those ghostly pains bring people together in ways that can mend the soul. abused!Neal, abused!El (Peter is not the abuser.) Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Neal C., Elizabeth B., Peter B. - Complete
Touched by an Angel reviews
When a truckload of stone angels arrives at the Cave, Peter figures it's just another day at the grind. It can't be any weirder than the old blue police box they found stuck on the Statue of Liberty! When the angels start to move, however, Peter and Neal get a taste of a whole new world-and a new reality, too!
Crossover - Doctor Who & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Burned reviews
While chasing down a pyromaniac with a fondness for burning down museums, Neal is forced to go undercover as a prostitute. When things go wrong, Neal & Peter must face up to the fact that once a fire's kindled, it's hard to put out without getting burned.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,499 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Welcome to Other Earth reviews
In a spirit realm, con-man & son-of-a-demon Neal Caffrey is forced to flee when he discovers a plot to take over the physical realm of Other Earth. But when Brother Peter Burke of the Holy Bureau chases after the convict to another reality, he finds more than he bargained for-including Agent Burke of the FBI, a version of him who happens to be in love with the demon he must catch.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Peter B., Neal C., Elizabeth B.
It's All About Who You Know reviews
In Hollywood, it's all about who you know, so when Puck lands a job working for old McKinley acquaintances turned superstars, a whole new world is revealed. (future!fic, Puck/Dave Karofsky/Santana, Dave Karofsky/Kurt, BDSM themes)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Countdown to Paradise reviews
While helping Neal fake his own death, Peter is forced to face his feelings for the other man, but will he admit to them to Neal before it is really and truly too late?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
An Act of Love reviews
When an act of love lands Neal back in prison, Peter is left struggling to cope. Can he discover the identity of the person trying to protect him from himself before Neal is lost to him forever?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Fall of the Wonderful Wizard of Moz reviews
The fall of the wonderful wizard of Moz has begun, and it all started with Neal Caffrey's beard. This is a re-telling of White Collar canon from Mozzie's perspective. This is the first half of Season 1, from the 'Pilot' to 'Free Fall', first person Mozzie.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Mozzie, Neal C.
Was Blind and Now I See reviews
Lost within the dark of his own mind, a comatose Neal takes comfort in Peter's touch while Peter expresses the love he was blind to in a questionable way. **Note: This is rated Mature so be mature & look at the WARNINGS before reading. If you don't like the topic as you read, close it and move on. CC on style & plot are great, but flames about the topic are 100% unacceptable.**
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
A Big Lesson to Learn reviews
Sara takes extortion to a whole new level when she promises to tell the world how *little* of a man Neal is if he doesn't help her out. But when he gets caught by the two *biggest* guys in the FBI, Neal and Sarah both learn lessons about how big pleasure can be. (WARNINGS: size!kink, PWP. If you don't like it, please don't read it! Pairings: Peter/Neal/Jones & Peter/Sara/Jones)
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Of Love and Hunger reviews
When chance crosses the paths of Neal Caffrey, a hungry but determined man struggling to survive on parole after eight years in prison, and Peter Burke, the still somewhat infatuated agent who put him in jail to begin with, will they accept it as fate or will they go their separate ways? (AU where Neal served the extra four years in prison rather than become a CI.) **COMPLETE**
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Abstinence Education reviews
Dean "gets around" and John wants it to stop—so he's come up with a new form of abstinence education. Little Sammy and teen Dean are having a shotgun wedding! (Written for the Rockin' the 80s Fic Challenge, based on "White Wedding" by Billy Idol)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Jim M., John W. - Complete
Born This Slave reviews
Glee Club's in a panic! The bank's foreclosing on Sam & he's about to be sent into a world of legal slavery. Kurt has a secret that MAY help him save Sam. But what will his friends think when they find out KURT's a slavemaster? Kurtofsky slave!fic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 146,836 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Happy Birthday Conspiracy reviews
It's Mozzie's birthday and Neal wants to give him a very special present, the kind that comes from outer space, but he's going to need a little help from Peter!
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Asking Why (Extra to 'Burned' Universe)
While chasing down a pyromaniac with a fondness for burning down museums, Clinton Jones is forced to go undercover as a prostitute when Neal Caffrey refuses, and the encounter leaves Clinton seriously questioning his sexuality and Neal seriously worried about his secrets. (Clinton/Neal, Clinton Jones POV) **Extra to my story BURNED, but STANDS ALONE**
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Neal C., C. Jones - Complete
Cell Mate reviews
Prison orange is so not Kurt's color, but unfortunately that is the least of his troubles when he finds himself in a place where dropping the soap is more than just an annoyance in the shower-especially when the bully who put him there is so close by. **NOW COMPLETE**
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,392 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Bottoms Up! reviews
Uberbottom!Dean gets a swift *something* to the butt when word gets out that top!Dean has become canon. Can flasher!Castiel and the enormously endowed Sammy teach Dean to top before the whole fandom goes into PWP withdrawl? Very much a STOOPID CRACK FIC, yo.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
All Good Things reviews
Kurt ruminates over how replaceable everyone is as he walks the halls of McKinley. My somewhat sad/mixed feelings on the new season of Glee expressed through fiction.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Watching You reviews
Admitting you care's a tough thing to do, but actions speak louder than words. Due to his careful surveillance, Peter is the first one to know when Neal's hurt in prison. Now he has to figure out how to help a friend he didn't realize he had. Pre-series.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Homefield Advantage reviews
Time for reunions has come, along with one question: Will Kurt's heart be swept away by the first boy to give him COURAGE? Or will his old foe-now a *professional* sweaty, chubby bully for the NFL! -intercept his old crush & run with him for a touchdown?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,249 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Le Masque de Courage reviews
Blaine/Kurt/Dave: Life's a masquerade-everyone has secrets. But what happens when two people in love with the same boy discover the man behind each other's masks? Blaine, a kept boy with a gypsy's heart. Dave, a confused Christian. Both in love with Kurt. **On hiatus, unlikely to ever be finished.**
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Highland Man reviews
What do you get when you combine kilts, the Ambiguously Gay Duo, and blue bow-ties? David, where's your trousers! Kurt... where's your BOW TIE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus reviews
How could she *not* believe? *She* saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete