Author has written 7 stories for Danny Phantom, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Persona Series, and American Dragon: Jake Long.
Hey y'all this is judaiandjohan here I don't know any of you so I will put no private information other then I'm female and live in America. I am very slow at updating, sorry, but when I do update I usually do 2 chapters. I usually write about whatever phase I'm currently in and right now its Danny Phantom. I a have recently been converted to starshipping and shall always be a fan of spiritshipping now enjoy my randomness!!!
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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post this on your porfile if you hate thoes creepy death story you have to post or your going to die. because you scared to death they will come true.
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Post this on your profile if your a lil'or alot weird...
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Post this on your profile if you have EVER be'n caught doing a prank at school...(lolz i kno i hav...)
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Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha,MoonlightSparklezLonelyUeki,yukiandkyo
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
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There is a difference between Pokema and Pokemorph. Pokema are DemonLordOfTheSurface's original characters related to Pokemorphs, but are not pokemorphs. Pokema are awesome, Pokemorphs are okay, but they;re both part of the pokemon world. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
Jaden is the very special person in a boys' life. Jesse is the most important person in the other boys' life. Together they appear in the colours of the rainbow. Spiritshipping is love, it is tender, it is passion. Spiritshipping 4 ever, it'll never die.
If you read boyxboy shippings/parings, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.
Work vs Prison
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK... they are called managers.
So why is it, again, that we work?
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I've been reading an awesome fanfic, Humanity's Last Hope by JohtoGunner004, here are some of my favorite lines.
Like I always say when life gives you lemons...squirt them in someone's eyes and kick them in the balls. -Mark Taylor
After all those years of pulling Tricky's tails I have six Vulpix tails of my own...I bet when I get back home, Tricky's going to bite one of my tails to get back at me...Irony sucks. -Mark Taylor
I have no idea what she just said...Just smile and nod Taylor...You'll probably live longer. -Mark Taylor
"What the hell? Why do you have a chainsaw hidden under your table?" I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. -Mark Taylor Carly Tales