The New Taisho Woman
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Joined 12-09-10, id: 2649780, Profile Updated: 06-12-13
Author has written 14 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Inuyasha, Twilight, and God of War.

HEY EVERYONE! I'm OBSESSED with sonamy, INUYASHA, HETALIA, Ranma 1/2, Yu Yu Hakusho, THE GOD OF WAR SERIES, and Twilight's Team Black and Pack! I'm 15 (for those who want to know) and lovn it! so if you wanna talk or discuss sonamy, twilight, or Inuyasha, I'm right here! I'm also caught in the team jacob tide! I'm totally team jacob and the entire pack! My fav wolf boys are- Jacob, Seth, Paul, Jared, Embry, Leah, and Quil. I'm usually one to talk, and I'm really random! I'm now done with Freshman Year of High School! I can't believe I made it this far! Things in my life are about to get real and everything I do will impact my life. To say this in advance, sorry I update so slowly, I have a very busy schedule and I'm easily distracted! I'm also rapidly working on my other chappie fics. I've grown quite a bit since I signed on to fan fiction at 12 years old. I hope everyone reads my works and enjoys! Note: I've joined a forum called Nevermore, it's reallly awesome, and if you feel interested, give it a go! Just look it up in search!

Current Location: Portugal!, Note: I will be leaving for Portugal on the 7th of June so I will be on hiatus during the summer...

About meself:

1) I'm multi-ethical. *different ethnicities*
2) I really love the sonic games, and team jacob!
3) I'm working on my own twilight story, I'll post it on the website later.
4) I have a deviantart. I'm sonamylover4 on there.
5)I'm have a fiction press account as well, should anyone want to read any original ideas from moi. My username is PheonixChild on there.
6) I love reviews! I don't care how many I recieve, but i would like at least 5!
7) I'm quite random, but I can be really calm if I have to.
8) I love ta cook, especially breakfast!
9) I have a massive sweet tooth, so my famly often calls me "snacks"
10) I like to read, when i have spare time to.
11) I have a big sence of curiosity, so watch out!
12) I have a bit of a temper sometimes, hehehe...
13)My b-day is Mar 22! That means I'm an Aries and a spring baby! YAY!!
14)I love animals! I have 3 dogs, and 3 cats!
15) I have ADD so pls don't do the "shiny object thing" it's REALLY annoying!
16) I have a bit of a horny side!
17)I have lots of video games, so I kinda do everything!
18) I am OBSESSED WITH INUYASHA
19) I'm in honor chorus and play piano! I'm also learning how to play a soprano recorder, like I said earlier, I kinda do everything!
20) As you can tell by alll the exclamation marks, I'm very, very enthousiastic with new people! lol
21) Anime has become my crack!
22) I speak fluent Japanese, Spanish, and I'm learning French pretty quickly!
23) I LOVE THE GOD OF WAR SERIES (GOW) BEST GAME EVER!
24) MUSIC IS MY LIFE! I LOVE SINGING, AND MUSIC TYPES OF ALL KINDS! ('cept country...that can burn in hell...)
25) I IS OBSESSED WITH HETALIA!

REAL NAME- Kagome- LITERALLY!

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose. Copy and Paste and do the same)

xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.

xShopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
xYou own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.

xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue :)
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.

x Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.

xSleep with your socks on at night

Total: 17, wow...I KNEW I WAS A TOMBOY! lol

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars
x You were in gymnastics/dance? (Gymnastics)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about
what you look like. (half)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (half)
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing (ok who the hell doesn't?)

Total:9, technically two halves are a whole

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic.

5/10

About half way theree, but let's see...

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic

6/10

Hnnn...I very well could be a Poseidon daughter...NEXT

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music(ROCK). You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

6/10

Tie with Poseidon...I could be a very interesting Olympian...lol NEXT

Ouch. That's more than Poseidon... frightening.

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (I really don't know what to think)

4/10

Eh sorta kinda...not really NEXT

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight (At school I do). Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

7/10

AND WE HAVE A LEAD SO FAR! Yeah...I could picture myself similar to Ares, Poseidon, and Hades...

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

CLose to Ares, so we have a second placer here... this is a close one!

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing (Not really a poet, but I do write) poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments(Piano, recorder, and myself (I sing)). You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4.5/10

That could work, I like Apollo sort of. I'd be a VERY MIXED Olympian...

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun.(some times)Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors.(during summer) You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. (and to eat to stay alive)

4/10...though only because I halfway agree with two things

No, not really.

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

4/10

Again, sorta, but not really. Hephaestus is a cool bro, though

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.(sometimes) You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (brushing teeth, getting dressed, and doing hair...but not for the girly reasons...)

3/10 again because I halfway agree with two things...

This one is really sad... Fail...

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends(I Like to see when they notice).You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful.(sometimes) You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate/argument. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6.5/10

Ooo, a tie for second...I have no idea how I was born if I was ever an Olympian...maybe I was a creation of Hephaestus and he let everyone put a tad-bit of there god/goddess powers into creating me or something...like the oringinal myth of Pandora...

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. (unless it's something I like, lol)

4.5/10

Lol, so a tie for 4th as well...Yep, I'm literally a part of everyone. Though mostly Ares...ah well.

SO all together...I'm mostly Ares, secondly Poseidon, Hades, Athena, and Hermes, thirdly Dionysus, Hephaestus, Apollo, and barely Aphrodite, Artemis, and Demeter...ok then. I'm special! SO SPECIALLL... *facepalm*

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Copy this into if you cried or almost cried.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. Bold the ones that apply to you (as in your this...so you must be this)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry. a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby. I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in anime. I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was... I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm BLACK with white friends so I MUST be raping them all in their sleep. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (HOGWARTS!!!!!!) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I CURSE, so I Must have anger problems. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem I have FAMILY ISSUES so I MUST be a complaining, ungrateful bitch. I wear a lot of MAKEUP so I must be an ugly slut. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports. I like CATS ,so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I like ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST believe that Japan is superior to all the other races in the world. I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

You know that girl? The one who's always reading?

You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?

You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?

You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?

You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?

You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?

You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?

Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.

Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.

Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.

Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.

Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.

You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.

by ColdnessOfLoveIf you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile!

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to care, to protect others

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl who people look through when I say something.

I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and Paste this on your profile


Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.

8. Because they are always warm even when it’s minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "let’s not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?"

NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.


What A Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away mad...

Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth...

Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you...

Grab her and don't let go.

When she's quiet...

Ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you...

Give her you FULL attention.

When she pulls away...

Pull her back.

When you see her at her worse...

Tell her she is beautiful.

When you see her start to cry...

Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking...

Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared...

Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder...

Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat...

Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.

When she teases you...

Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer you for a long time...

Reasure her that everything is alright.

When she looks at you with doubt..

Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you...

She really does...more than you understand.

When she grabs at your hand...

Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumbs into you..

Bump her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret...

Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks into your eyes...

Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you...

She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart...

The pain NEVER really goes away.

When she says 'it's over'...

She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bullentin...

She WANTS you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her...

Even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad...

Hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she okay...

Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...

she will remember you.

Call her at 12:00...

Just to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and...

after you wake up.

Treat her like...

she's ALL that matters to you.

Tease her...

and let her tease you back.

Stay up with her all night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or movie with her...

even if you think it is stupid.

Give her the world...

and let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and alone...

Hang out with her.

Let her know how important she is to you...

and kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...

"Who's a* am I kicking, babe?"

If you post this in the next four minutes...

The one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. plz dont ignore this peoples! i read the full story and it scared the hell out of me. i believe u Carmen about the girls pushing you down the sewer!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and
followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them
get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her
were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few
days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in
her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you
at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really
loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you,

Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

You Know Your School Teacher is Drunk When They:

1.) Announce in front of the entire class he/she likes a student OF THE SAME SEX

2.) Say that it's time for the class to pack up and go home at the morning late bell

3.) Declare it is the beginning of summer break in the middle of the school year

4.) Say, "It's time for your next pencils. Take out your lesson."

5.) Scream "bloody murderer" and stab paper with a broken pencil

6.) Take out a broken coffee mug and randomly burst into tears

7.) After a lesson in the middle of the day, they randomly take out dancing shoes and dance to nonexistent music

8.) In the middle of the day, take out a picture of the principal/vice principal (whichever is the opposite sex) and wails in a loving voice, "Oh, how I love you, Principal/Vice Principal So-And-So..."

9.) Take out empty mug of beer and nonchalantly asks "Hey, which of you ladies wants to go to the bar with me after school?" to a group of boys/men walking by

10.) Hold out an apple a student gives him/her or that they already have, scratch finger under it, and say in a baby-ish voice, "Who's a snuggly-wuggly? Yeah, who's a good puppy? Who's the best little puppy in the WORLD? Yeah, you's a good puppy. You's a good puppy..." (etc)

11.) Pulls out a leaf from a classroom plant, sticks it in his/her mouth, and starts munching on it

12.) Takes out a cell phone in the middle of class, dials a number, and says, "Hello, is this the police? Yeah, I'd like to report some students. Yes, EVIL students. EEEEEVIIIIIIIL... They're all eeeeeviiiiiil..."

13.) Pulls out a swimsuit from inside his desk and shouts, "Alright, who's going to the beach with me?"

14.) Takes out a short stick-shaped thing (doesn't matter what it is, could be a number of things...), uses it as a microphone, and sings VERY LOUDLY, "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic..." and the rest of the song

15.) Pulls out a gun and manically shouts, "SHUT UP! I'VE GOT A GUN, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE * * * *ING LADY GAGA!"

Okay... done... PM ME AND TELL ME IF YOU LIKED THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Sad...

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

Things my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile(seriously people there is a point when it is just TOO MUCH!)

If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile(he sparkles and he is not that handsome dude)

This is Bob. (o.o) Bob likes you. :) Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Practice safe lunch: use condiments.

We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.

They don't know that we know they know we know.

When life gives you lemons, keep them. 'Cause, hey, free lemons.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I don't understand white crayons. Why are they here? What do they want from us?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room?

Please don't throw your cigerate butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.

Video gamse ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.

The guy may wear the pants in a relationship, but the girl controls the zipper.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

It's a shame stupidity isn't painful...

Please, keep talking! I always yawn when I'm interested!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic.

CAUTION: Highly Awesome. Keep away from all UNAWESOME material.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Tu Madre! Yeah, you just got burned in Spanish.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Everyone's unique in their own unique way. Therefore, being unique is not all that unique...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Common sense is not so common.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

He would make a lovely corpse.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect to get it back.

"It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!

Don't help old ladies across the street. Leave 'em in the middle!

Whose cruel idea was it for "lisp" to have an 's' in it?

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!" - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.

We're tighter than a fat guy in spandex!

Boy are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable!

Good friends say you can do better, but Best friends call him and say, "Seven days.."

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.

We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?

"Officer, I swear to Drunk Im not God."

You Might Be a Blond If...

You tried to drown a fish.

Someone told you your cellphone died, so you buried it.

You look for something, only to realize it was in your hand the whole time.(damn, i must have blond roots)

You have complete faith in a doctor whose office plants have died.

You locked yourself in your own car.

You can't fix your brakes, so you make the horn louder instead.

You gave an ADHD kid markers.

You accidentally drowned because there was a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a pool.

You call someone to for help because your T.V. isn't working, only you realize it wasn't plugged up in the first place

What to say if a guy actually uses these pickup lines:

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Women: Any where you aren't.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Women: Yes, that's why I stopped going there.

Man: Your place or mine?

Women: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Women: Do not enter.

Man: What do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and so will this one if you sit in it.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together.

Women: I'd put 'f' and 'u' together.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Hey, babe

Women:" me no speaky englesh" then turn around back to your friend and say "So as I was saying"

Man:Do you have a map because i just got lost in your eyes

Women: Do you have a barf bag because I just looked into yours

The Difference Between Friends & Best Friends:

Friends ask before they take food.

Best friends take food right off your plate.

Friends try to bail you out of jail.

Best friends are sitting right next to you, saying, "Let's do it again!"

Friends bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best friends have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

ROFL!:

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. (If you thought wrong here, repost this as I have a dirty mind! Otherwise...repost as rofl)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyXNightTeen14161821Kagome-chan345

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want you to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

Try Not To Cry:

read this poem:

mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.

mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!

when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.

i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.

And all because johnny got the gun from his brother.

mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now.

And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.

mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.

mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this.

but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss.

And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry.

mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest.

when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would.

i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.

i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids.

i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.

But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true.

And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you"

that always makes me sad...

in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost:

please if you would,

dont smash this on the ground.

if you pass this on,

maybe people will cry,

just keep this in your heart,

for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye'

now you have two choices,

1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'

2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that that god-forsaken idiot Trix rabbit should just go and buy his OWN Trix instead of stalking little kids like a pedophile post this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

-Jg Rox's story I want

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC

(o)

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile (OMG its EVERYWHERE!)

Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Favorite Sayings:

SANITY LOADING...
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ERROR. UNABLE TO LOAD.
VIRUS DETECTED: FANGIRL-NESS OF ANIME AND GAMING
CANNOT REMOVE.

Be the kind of women that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says... "Oh crap, she's up!"

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Part of loving someone is knowing when to let them go...

All that glitters is never gold

The worst sicknesses aren't malaria or swine flu...it's the feeling of being unwanted.

Sometimes you have to fight...sometimes you have to give up...but sometimes it will work out on their own.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

If guns don't kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it! A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you. A simple friend sleeps in with you until 2 in the afternoon. A real friend screams, "WAKE UP, FREAK!" in your ear, while laughing hysterically at 8:00 in the morning.

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-

"You know how bad my memory is!” "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.” "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing" "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to " "I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it." "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

10 Ways to Annoy Remus Lupin

10. Tell him a really long joke that has a stupid punch line. (Bill)

9. Talk to each other in Morse Code while you’re around him. (Fred and George)

8. Repeatedly play the Weird Sisters until he is forced to leave the room. (Tonks)

7. Finish all your sentences to him “according to the prophecy. (Everyone)

6. Repeat everything he tells you back to him in the form of a question. (Everyone)

5. Tell him he can’t sit next to you at dinner because your imaginary friend is sitting there. (Tonks)

4. Stand over his shoulder as he reads and whisper things to each other. (Fred and George)

3. Whenever he has a plan say that you have a better one, and then say something really stupid. (Sirius)

2. Move his bookmark three pages ahead every time he’s not looking. (Sirius)

1. Hide his chocolate stash. (Everyone)

OVERUSED- BUT STILL TRUE- SAYINGS:

In order for people to respect you you must respect yourself.

Wisdom not only comes from books, but from life.

People are not totally good or totally evil, but the majority of people are mostly good.

What kind of person you are is not only determined by your words, but your actions.

If you actually want to your eat chocolate, don't eat it around other people. They will ask for some until you don't have any left.

Chocolate cures everything!

If you want to make a new friend, go up to the new kid sitting in the corner and talk about random stuff and treat her/him like a person.

If you want for people to like you be yourself.

You don't need the latest ipod to be happy when you have real friends.(and fanfiction)

You must embrace your inner dork in order to find true happiness.

Do not hide from life, it will only hunt you down and slap you in the face and say, "Ha! You should have listened to me!"

You can learn a lot about life from a good manga!

Luck is only opportunites that have been taken advantage of.

Everyone is two people. The person that they act like and the person they are underneath the suface.

If life gives you lemons, first make lemonade, drink it, then make apple juice, and wonder what just happened?

Yeah, I hear voices in my head, they're called my thoughts. If you don't hear them, that's not my problem!

- oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends(true, true)

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

MURPHY'SLESSER-KNOWNLAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

Until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the Fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

Who got there first?

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

-The Best Friend Pledge-

1. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.Jk (sort of).

7. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.

A really sad and touching story I found on someone's (and I say "someone" because I can't remember whose it was) profile:

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!" Pause. "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

How to tell the difference between real and fake friends:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (Glares at friends... This is why I usually bring so much food to school, I usually end up giving some of it to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. (That's odd... none of MY friends do that.)

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Man, that was fun. Let's do it again!" (And I would reply, "Yeah... Sure... As soon as I get those shackles off your legs.")

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the sorry butt of whatever made you cry. (My Best-ie definitely falls into that category.)

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours. (Um. *Glances at friends nervously, they glare irritably back* ...Yeah... I do that... And my friends 'aint happy 'bout it, either...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. (That's actually a good idea.)

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds sorry butt that left you. (Again, Best-ie would probably do things along those lines. You go, girl!)

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” (If real friends do that... Okay, then...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. (Oh, yeah!)

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! (Sure.)

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. (Come on over, peeps... The party is just gettin' started!)

FAKE FRIENDS: Point out all the mistakes you're making.
REAL FRIENDS: Will watch you and let you pretend you know what you're doing. (I wonder if that's why I got most of my math problems wrong on my homework that one night...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
(Come on, you know you want to!)

Something real funny I found on SuperAlpha96 (one of my VERY FAVORITE AUTHORS)'s profile:

Things my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look... Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Something kinda interesting from Pie-Was-Here's profile:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

BEST INUYASHA QUOTES EVER!

Kagome (thinking after Inuyasha tried to kiss her): Ok now! I am officially freaked. What's going on?! He almost kissed me!

Inuyasha: Can we lose some of the violence?- Inuyasha

Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!

Inuyasha: He poses a what?- Inuyasha

"Another example of how men are pathetic fools. You have this belief that once you embrace a women she belongs to you."- Kikyo, Inuyasha (I hate Kikyo, but I LOVE this quote. She is so right. No offense to any guys out there. I just know guys with this belief that they think a women belongs to them just cause they embrace her or someting like that.)

Inuyasha (while Kagome is hugging him after thinking he's dead): I'm alive, so stop blubbering.

Kagome: (crying) I'm not blubbering.

Inuyasha: Alright, then crying.

Kagome: I'm not crying.

Inuyasha: You are too.

Kagome: Are not.

Inuyasha: Are so.

Kagome: Not.

Inuyasha: Are so

Kagome: Shut up and sit. (Inuyasha slam into the ground)

Shippo: Now he's dead. Inuyasha (this part was too funny XD)

Miroku: (about to attack)Yaaaaaah--ugggh!! (startled) Who are you?
Little Boy (I think he was sleepwalking. Or just realy tired.): Wee wee.
Miroku: No! Not here!
Little Boy: Got to go.
Miroku: (frantically) Just wait! This isn't the toilet!- Inuyasha (XD XD XD XD XD XD XD SO FUNNY XD XD XD XD XD XD XD)

Shippo: Is that you Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: (possesed by a flea demon) Don't think you can escape from me, you naughty little rascal. (pulls kimono off of his right shoulder) I'm all yours for the taking, my sweet, foxy darling.
Shippo: Inuyasha, snap out of it!- Inuyasha (poor Shippo must be scared for life. But this scene was funny XD)

Inuyasha: (rubbing Buyo's stomach)Who's a good widdle kitty? Who's a widdle kitty cat? Widdle pussy cat.- Inuyasha (I think this was Inuyasha's cutest funniet moment ever XD And I loved how Kagome came in and he just cleared his throat and was like, in his normal voice, 'hi, we're leaving soon', trying to act like he wasn't just talking baby talk to a cat.)

Kagome (to villagers attacking Jinenji's hut)I'll be at Jineji's so don't even think about attacking it, ok? Because if you do you'll all have to die because Inuyasha will have to avenge me!

Inuyasha: I will?

Kagome: You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?

Inuyasha: Fine, I'll avenge you already.- Inuyasha

Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
(Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear)

Kagome (runs into Inuyasha's arms) I was wrong. Kill him! -Inuyasha

Inuyasha (imitating Kagome): "I'm going home, stupid."

Kaede: Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Huh, what?

Kaede: That imitation was pathetic.

Inuyasha (falls over) I'm a demon, not a comedian!-Inuyasha

"I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don't know what exactly I'll be able to do for you, but I'll always be by your side."- Kagome, Inuyasha

"Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near."- Inuyasha, Inuyasha

Inuyasha (to Sesshoumaru after he steals the Tetsuaiga) : Blah, blah, blah. A guy gets his hands on a new sword, and already he's lookin' for a soap box to stand on and preach it to the world!- Inuyasha (funny XD)

Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, AnimeRomanceFreak1990, Rangurren, kanna37, The New Taisho Woman

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the heck this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it!

Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, UltimateOtakuGirl100 The New Taisho Woman

Write down your twelve favorite characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

2. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)

3. Inupapa (Inuyasha)

4. Kagome (Inuyasha)

5. Kouga (Inuyasha)

6. Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

7. Ryoga (Ranma 1/2)

8. Akane (Ranma 1/2)

9. Xian Pu (Shampoo) (Ranma 1/2)

10. Sango (Inuyasha)

11. Shippo (Inuyasha)

12. Botan (Yu Yu Hakusho)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

NO, I don't think that exists anyway.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I like the good fanarts of her, then she's hot, but in the anime/manga? Not so much

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That's not even possible.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I haven't read any of those, but there are plenty that involve her

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I guess...I haven't read a yaoi crossover that has those two in it, so I have no clue

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kouga/Sango would be highly interesting, but hard to do. Not to mention Miroku and stuff. Kouga and Xian Pu probably would never exist...though that'd be a perfect fanfic given their oppressive personalities...but then the language barrier of Chinese and Japanese and the mutual country hatred...eh.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Run out of room as fast as possble while trying to hide the nosebleed. If that would ever happen. Sesshoumaru and Botan? ROFL! You have an epic imagination!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

When Inuyasha loses Kagome, and Sango loses Miroku, can the two find comfort in eachother? Will sexual tension never felt before rise? Can the two move on from the grief of their loved ones? Now that's a good question.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yes actually, I'm reading it. Though honestly the fanfic is much different than it seems. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3286736/1/

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Two Worlds, Two Broken Hearts, One Solution

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Lol, technically It'd be 1 deflowering 4, but I have a few ideas... Maybe a secret getaway in an AU setting and One gets inspiration from a Trojan Radio Commercial...I have a sick mind...rofl! Or Four decides to show her epic true love to One by seducing him and such and them copulating. (luv that word! lol)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't know... I have no idea what het is...though if it means hentai...I do. I can't say about the friends.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ultimate Otaku Girl 100 does, and I write of him a little

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Yes, I know many that do. I do myself...though that depends on what way of writing you're talking about...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

...Sango would scream Miroku's name...if Miroku did a good job when creating those twin girls and baby boy in the Final Act. Knowing him that's a yes.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know a good song to write with Akane...maybe I don't need a man by Miss A (Korean group) set before she admits she loves Ranma

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: TOTAL CRACK FIC/ AUTHORESS HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

That would never happen. Sango would first be killed by Sesshoumaru, and she has Miroku...and he's doing most of the pick-up lining...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"I have no idea how this happened...I just hope Akane doesn't get killed by Sesshoumaru one day..."

20) How emo is Seven?

Ryoga's more like romantically emo...like 10% love emo I guess.

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Ooo I've thought of this many times...

Kag: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHOOSE WHO I LOVE! YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE INUYASHA!

Inu: HE'S MY EVIL BASTARD BROTHER! WHY HIM OF ALL PEOPLE? HE'S NOT SAFE!

Kag: BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND HE LOVES ME! NOW SIT!

Inu: *crash*

Sess: Solved that problem well...

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

Actually, Ranma doesn't just cross-dress instantaneously when doused with cold water, HE ACTUALLY TURNS INTO A GIRL! BOOBIES AND ALL!

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

That would never happen...unless it's an M-preg yaoi edition...and I'd have no clue except that the baby would be the very definition of a bishie when he/she grows up!

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

Kagome, Akane, and his stupidity

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

Hm, either would be fine, but... LOVERS! Lovers definitely, but siblings in law would work well in an AU setting I guess.

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Djsakura, gaarafangirl91, Gaarafangirl1, etsunara, konohaninmiharuchan, Konoha's Hanyou Kunoichi The New Kagome

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out andcame back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, aero13, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, etsunara, konohaninmiharuchan, Konoha's Hanyou Kunoichi The New Kagome

Anime Obssesions:
Inuyasha
Sonic and Co.
Lucky Star
Ranma 1/2
Hetalia

Hobbies:
SLEEP
Writing
Using the Computer
Swimming
Running
Roller Blading
Singing
Being with Family/outdoors on sunny days
Reading manga
Watching anime

Fav foods:

APPLES
CANDY!
MEAT
FISH! (LUV LUV LUV FISHIES!)
ASIAN FOOD!
RAMEN!

Fav Couples:

Inuyasha/Kagome( not me, tha other one)
Kagome/Koga (sometimes)
Sonic/Amy(first obession)
Jacob/My Oc's (in my stories)
Kagome/ Sesshoumaru
Ranma/ Akane
Ranma/ Ryoga
Ranma/Xian Pu
Italy/ Germany
Germancest
Itacest
Spamano
Usuk
Fruk
Spuk
Selfcest
Ameripan
Greepan
Turkery/Greece
Rome/Germania
Chibitalia/HRE
Frus

Universal Disclaimers:
1) I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA AND CO. THAT PRIVELEGE BELONGS SOLELY TO RUMIKO TAKAHASHI AND HER WONDERFUL MIND!

2) I DO NOT OWN THE WOLF PACK OF TWILIGHT, THOSE CHARACTERS BELONG TO THE AWESOME STEPHANIE MEYER AND HER AWESOME BOOK SERIES!

3) I CERTAINLY DO NOT OWN THE SONIC CHARACTERS! THEY BELONG TO SEGA/ARCHIE COMICS.

4) I DON'T OWN THE GOW SERIES OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS! (though I really...really want to...) BUT THAT BELONGS TO SEGA/SANTA MARIA STUDIOS! LOVE YA PEEPS!

5) I DON'T OWN THE HETALIA/HETALIA: AXIS POWERS/THE OTHER DETACHMENTS OR ANY OF ITS MANY COUNTRY CHARACTERS! (though I really...really want to...) THAT BELONGS TO THE MANGAKA...Hidekaz Himaruya and Gentosha Comics!

I USE THESE CHARACTERS SIMPLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND TO CURE BOREDOM! I MAKE NO PROFITS OFF OF ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! IF I DID, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, BUT THEN I'D GET SUED AND THAT WOULD SUCK!

Stupid Test

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails .

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head .

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else .

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.

17. Have had the juice from an apple or corn squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught :P

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (okay..ow..)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

wow...lots of stupid things XD...I fail.


favorite quotes/sayings:

Life isn't always about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain

Even when you fall flat on your face, your still moving forward

Don't give up

Music is healing, in fact, its my therapist :D

believe in yourself

Don't judge me, you can't handle half of what I've dealt with. There's a reason I do the things I do, there's a reason I am who I am.

when life gives you lemons, sit back, make grape juice, and watch people be amazed.

life will always go on, even when you think the world has stopped, or that you're life has come to a crashing halt, life around you always goes on

To run away when life is shitty is cowardice, it takes real courage to face that crazy shit, and clean it up.

Quote of 2009: "The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts... I blame her for certain, shall we say, questionable professions?"

Quote of 2010: "Some things never change - my age is one of them."

Quote of 2011: "If the word 'cost' is in the sentence, then I can't afford it."

Quote of 2012: "Have a nice day - somewhere else." O_O

Quote by David Eddings, my absolute most favorite author, who died in June of 2009: "Plaguirism is the first rule of scholarship."

Personal Quote: "I'm not lazy, I'm a conservationist... I'm conserving energy."

Quote just because I'm tired: "It's late - and getting earlier."

Funny quote I found somewhere, though I can't remember where: My parents told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up - so I decided to be a bitch

ANOTHER zombie apocalypse video game? Pssh. Copy this into your profile if you think that the undead scenario is WAY cliche.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

BOLD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.

No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...

Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people

-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"

I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...

-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...

I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all

Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think you're ignoring them...

Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!

Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on

Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...

I hate it when people flirt with the person I like

Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of

I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer?

Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer

I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say

I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!

The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name

Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry.

I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!

Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.

Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it

Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too

"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...

Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks

Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you

"Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."

Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before

Meeting new people who you instantly get along with

Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?!

If you could read my mind, you would need therapy.

WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!

"YES, WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."

"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."

I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!

Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you

They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing

When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...

If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room

Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?

"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...

The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over

Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!

I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying

Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!

Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...

Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign

Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, you're in another world

Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.

I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP

I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!

I HATE MONDAYS!!

Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment

Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"

Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.

When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)

Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side

Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy

I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!

Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago

When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"

"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."

Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (. )\m/ - Sun (-_-)

Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid

You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it

"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...

DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?

It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept

Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."

"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when you're not here..."

Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it

Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun

Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...

After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."

"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"

I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D

"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah..." "Okay, then I'm coming."

That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head

"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-

I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone

Re-discovering music you used to love

The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life

"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-

Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."

1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?

I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong

If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know

"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(

Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back

All the snow made me realize how much I love summer, and the deadly summer humidity makes me miss snow...

When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them

When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer

I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit

"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"

Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood

HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!

When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"

"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...

"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED

I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...

5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall

There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try

It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.

When you walk in late and everyone stares at you

I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"

When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze

I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)

I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher

Mom/Dad we're in public...don't...don't do that...

I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real

Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center

It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...

"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."

Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned

If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now

Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear while I epically sing this part?

"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you

When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up and didn't need laces

"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."

Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!

"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.

I love when I find money I forgot about!!

"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."

That 1 song in your iPod that starts real loud after a loading pause and scares the crap out of you

I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...

Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel

WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand

Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap

Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"

Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper

"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"

Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think

I make plans THEN ask my parents

I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, I have no idea what to eat so THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!

"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."

Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?

I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten

Randomly smiling or laughing when you think of a funny memory

The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"

"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."

I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes

"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"

I don't know, google it

When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...

"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."

I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name

I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason

I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)

Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."

You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend

"I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja

Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING

Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...

Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?

Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!

"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."

I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you

I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!

"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!

FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)

Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too

DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!

Listening to a certain song over and over again :D

Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)

Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...

I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)

READ MY STORIES AND REVIEW PLZ! I ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN READERS COME AND SEE WHAT MY IMAGINATION IS LIKE! lol, thanks for reading, have an awesome day!

Kagome-chan

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Blast from the Past by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
A seven year old Seshoumaru ends up falling into the well. When Kagome comes across him, how will Inuyasha react when the haughty child claims Kagome as his own...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,579 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Hanging by a moment by SplendentGoddess reviews
Thought I would try my hand at writing something short, for a change, so like so many of you have done, I'm creating a collection of drabbles. Well…a true drabble is only 100 words, but nothing in this collection will be over 500. Ratings will vary.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 32,891 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Remembering by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
A young Seshoumaru comes upon an infant and unknowingly lays claim to her. An old prophecy is set in motion but what happens when the the infant is ripped from his side due to a series of unforseen events. Seshoumaru/Kagome pairing. First posted on Dokug.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,055 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Return of Calliope by Shadowlite101 reviews
Calliope has always wondered about the strange dreams and visions of monsters and the mysterious ash white warrior and what ties they have to her. A trip to Greece could give her the answers, but is there a cost? It sounds better than described. Plz R&R.
God of War - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011
Tears of Insanity by Lillykins reviews
Out of pain and angst when losing someone she loves to a mysterious death...Maliyah Jones is sucked into a place she has never known. Out of all of this mess, can she find happiness? *changed one genres to general because of humor**it still has angst tho*
God of War - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/27/2011
Howling at the moon by Tomoko Kobayashi reviews
Inuyasha has been cheating on kagome with kikyou for a long time. Fed up Shippou asks a young wolf prince to come to kagomes aid. Will kouga's family approve of the human miko in their sons den?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,347 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kagome H., Kouga
Ashes to Ashes by Hellie Ace reviews
Omegaverse, USUK. On the brink of extinction, most human civilians have been reduced to flesh-eating monsters. The zombie plague has decimated most, but as the US government collapses, Alfred F. Jones finds himself alone in the new hellish world. That is, until he meets an Omega named Arthur Kirkland, who claims to lead the most powerful human faction left alive: the CIA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,581 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - America, England/Britain
Demon 12 by Ryo-chan wolfgirl reviews
RanmaInuyasha Cross. Ranma and Ryoga are twin brothers and are the reincarnations of two rival canine demons from the Fuedal Ages. What does fate have in store for the two brothers? RanmaKagome and RyogaUkyo.
Crossover - Ranma & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,884 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Ranma, Kagome H.
Beneath a Glass Eye by Ahr0 reviews
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Her Scent by Lexy4KagInu reviews
Whoever she is, that woman's scent alone drives me insane. I'm dying to see what she looks and FEELS like. I pounded my body harshly against the metal door, slowly breaking the frame. When I finally get to her, she's MINE! Patients from Inuyasha's POV
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,761 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
It's a Small World by MidnightFlame325 reviews
They were both either cheated on or left alone. See what happens when their best friends decide to hook them up for a relationship. The troubling part? It's only sex. Can Inuyasha and Kagome stay like this, or will their emotions get the best of them?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Bloodborne Duties by Wolf Blossom reviews
[ON HIATUS for editing] An ancient curse was placed upon the Inuyoukai family: if the youngest born heir does not produce an heir-apparent before his 205th birthday, the Dogs will surrender to the Panthers. Inuyasha is the youngest heir and it is his duty to avoid the curse.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,947 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Hetalia Experience by UltimateOtakuGirl100 reviews
Well, my family went out of town without me, trusting that I could handle being home alone for a while. And I totally could, too! Then America showed up in a box on my doorstep, along with letters from a supposed stalker and a company I'd never heard of saying the rest of the Hetalia cast were coming, too. And thus, my normal life was thrown out the window. Wonderful. OC/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2013 - America, England/Britain, N. Italy, OC
The Color of Hope by Death-Harmony reviews
America has always been fascinated my England's eyes. They varied in color depending upon his mood, it seemed. They were eyes he often found himself lost in... USxUK Rated M for sexual situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hetalia Headcanons by IzzyK97 reviews
A bunch of random Hetalia headcanons dreamed up by me and my good friend Maia. I do take requests, so if you have your own headcanons and you want to get them out there, review or PM and I'll put them in somewhere. Credit will be given, I don't like to steal stuff . Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012
How I Met My Boss by chrysanthemum44 reviews
Kiku is searching for a job in modern day NYC after his transfer from Tokyo fell through. Alfred is in charge of RWB Finance, a new company. When Kiku becomes Alfred's personal secretary, a cautiously cute romance ensues. Yup, Ameripan! (Currently on hold)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,688 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Japan, America
A French Letter by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
It burned easily, charring and erasing any trace of the correspondence from existence, and he unknowingly burned the best piece of mail he would ever get. As the smoke wafted up the chimney and the letter became indistinguishable, Arthur felt a small chill and wondered absently whether or not he should have burned it, but shrugged. "Well, too late now." (My attempt at sad FRUK!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Guardian Angel by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
It wasn't as hard as the other times, when Francis would wake in terror in the dead of night and lay trembling for hours until the sun rose to save him, still feeling Jeanne's hands clamped around his neck, the flames searing his skin. The ghost of wings and whispered sweet nothings lingered by him in the sunbeams, barely too faint to be sensed. A new savior had found him today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Clockwork Stranger by Hellie Ace reviews
Bored and popular, Alfred F. Jones has almost nothing to worry about in his final year of high school. His only concern is making sure the art student, Arthur Kirkland, knows exactly who he is. But Arthur's strange drawings are more than scribbles; Alfred is about to live Arthur's darkest secret. For those who stare too long into the abyss may find it staring back at them. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,737 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
InuTalk by UltimateOtakuGirl100 reviews
A bunch of humorous, random, slightly fluffy, and just plain crazy stuff about the Inuyasha characters... and the awesome stuff my computer and I can do with them! The craziest and most absurd crackfic ever! R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,391 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012
Bella the Lone Wolf by The Swagalicious Mermaid reviews
Bella is a typical teenage girl, the only thing different about her is that shes a wolf. She mostly keeps to herself on the Quileute Rez, not saying much to anyone. This changes when she meets a pack of wolf boys and imprints on one of them. She has a troubled past and it will come back to haunt her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Kratos The Final Battle by Gabrielle James reviews
Kratos is dead, but the story is not over. Kratos must now re-fight people in the afterlife that he had killed and try to save his family before it's too late. For there are things worse than death.
God of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Didn't See That Coming Revised by MidnightFlame325 reviews
Revised, as promised. I took out a few things and added a few as well. Nineteen year old Kagome Higurashi breaks up with her two timing boyfriend and confides in a familiar yet, at the same time unfamiliar face. Oh yes, this'll be good.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,543 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Kindergarten Flirting by Wolf Blossom reviews
Back in kindergarten your mother would tell you if a boy pulls your pigtails he likes you, and if he dips them in paint he loves you. That goes for the rest of your life too. Moreover, when you're an adult and work for the Hottest Man of the Year. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,887 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
American Trains by Hellie Ace reviews
AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,150 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Love You, Maybe by kartronthepegasus reviews
They were best friends, up until the 6th grade. Then his family moved and she thought she would never see him again. But what happens when him and his siblings move into her house. Will it be a disaster or will feelings blossom. Mainly Ka&I, others too.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,844 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Caught on Poloroid by Ahr0 reviews
Kiku has had an affinity with following around his best friends Alfred and Arthur with a camera or camcorder. Their relationship being something thrilling to him, and for them, his recordings being something special to them. This is a series of drabbles of "recordings" shot by Kiku, of Alfred and Arthur from Kiku's blog "Caught on Poloroid". Yaoi, USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
The End of That Tight Well, You Get the Idea by Kanna37 reviews
Sequel to That Tight, Black, Fitted, Curve-Hugging Leather. The Slayer's Uniform is Back, only to be confronted with a suddenly very handsy Kouga. And also, shockingly, Sesshoumaru. What's a Kagome to do? And more Importantly, what's an insanely jealous Inuyasha to do? Ridiculous humor and exploding hanyou's abound in this crazy sequel. You have been warned.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
April Fool's Day in the Feudal Era by kagomecathanyo reviews
What happens when Kagome tries to get back at Inuyasha on April Fool's Day? How will He react? Will it push them farther apart or closer together? Rated T for language. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
hetalia songs by Chujitsuna hana reviews
i add hetalia to random songs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - America
The Dark Waltz by The Swagalicious Mermaid reviews
Bella Swan was a hero to many people, she had saved many life's, brought people back from the brink of death even. She was a miracle worker. She thought she could handle anything, but she was wrong. One patient, out of thousands, will change her life in a matter of seconds. Bella and OC story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Bella
In Under One Hundred Words by Wolf Blossom reviews
How much damage can the shard hunters do in 100 words or less? Series of one shot drabbles. CHALLENGE series: challenge me on a scenario and I'll try to accomplish it in 100 words or less.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Welcomed Interference by Kanna37 reviews
Sometimes what seems like nothing but trouble can end in quite a satisfying manner. An almost eleven year old Sesshoumaru finds that out - the easy way.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Underdog by Sincerely-Vixen reviews
Society pegged him for the underdog. But he was just a boy fighting for the right to be with the girl he loved most. InuxKag. Mature language and situations.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Inuyasha Alternate Reality: In the Land of Shikon by UltimateOtakuGirl100 reviews
An alternate version of the Inuyasha series. What if the Inuyasha gang was formed not in the past, but in the present day, in small town called Shikon? Of course, even in the present, Naraku can still cause trouble for the group... Rated T just in case
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Promises by UltimateOtakuGirl100 reviews
Time. Space. Everything. Nothing. The world. The universe. The war. The peace. The love. The hate. All these are part of Shikon... the force that sustains balance. However... now the balance is disturbed... What will happen? Full summary on profile
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
A World Unseen by RoseDragonWitch reviews
After her family decides to move, Kagome is forced to leave her hometown. The last thing she wanted was her parents to take a wrong turn… into the Spirit World. Where are all these demons and spirits coming from? And whose the guy with the dog ears?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,871 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Trust by SplendentGoddess reviews
Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see. But if we cannot trust our own eyes, then whom can we trust? Inuyasha had thought that he could trust Kagome, until she betrayed him in the cruelest of ways. Or did she?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
When Dreams Become Reality by MidnightFlame325 reviews
Kagome has quite the dream, but as Inuyasha wakes her up that dream becomes reality. Merry Christmas, everyone.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Don't Rub My Ears by Raven-2010 reviews
Kag hides watching Inu, after she learns inu ears are an erogonous zone she hunts Inu down & tries it on him. On top of that it's mating season nervous Inu tries to hide, she uses his weakness to wear him down. One shots, comedy romance LEMONS Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
I Get Cell Service In the Feudal Era, Really? by Sydney.State.Of.Mind reviews
ON HIATUS What will happen when Inuyasha and the gang get introduced to something else from Kagome's world...her cell phone! Let the mayhem commence!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Demon Bug by Raven-2010 reviews
Kag's bitten by a cute red black spotted bug known as a demon bug, she changes in various ways. The person bitten acts on hidden desires, and speaks the truth as Inu learns, Miroku gets a surprise he never expected, comedy romance, LEMON, Kouga/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kouga, Kagome H. - Complete
All is Fair in Love and Kendo by Aven92 reviews
'What happened? I'm the best kendoka at this school. How did this guy beat me? Who is he? ', Inuyasha's thoughts raced as he picked himself off the floor. 'What did I get myself into now? I should never have come to the dojo! ', Kagome chastised herself.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Home At Last by jazzy of the Akatsuki reviews
what happened on eppisode 52 on sonicx american version plus i added a little of my own creation! i know, another bad summury
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
It's Disgusting! by Kanna37 reviews
Sesshoumaru taunts Kagome one too many times with his perfection and she goes off the deep end.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Coming Home by Wolf Blossom reviews
She has been waiting for twelve long months for the return of her husband from war. She stands there in the airport, with her three children, watching the soldiers march out. She stands there, waiting for her husband. ONE SHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Raven by SplendentGoddess reviews
Just a cute little Halloween poem-fic. Kagome recites "The Raven"…with a few minor interruptions. Rated T for Inuyasha's potty mouth. Inu/Kag WAFF
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Little Haunted Maze of Horrors by SplendentGoddess reviews
Kagome's school is doing a haunted maze for Halloween. Working the maze is a chance for extra credit that, with Kagome's grades, she can't afford to miss. But what happens when Inuyasha's curiosity gets the better of him? Curiosity killed the *cat*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Tommyknockers Tommyknockers knocking at my door… by SplendentGoddess reviews
The Inu-tachi come upon a friendly village to stop at for the night, though it quickly turns out that everyone is a bit too friendly. When Inuyasha goes missing and Sango and Miroku want to settle down, Kagome wonders if everyone is crazy but her.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
All Hallow's Eve by SplendentGoddess reviews
When Kagome's friends invite her and her "jealous boyfriend" to a Halloween party, she decides she actually wants to go, and convinces Inuyasha to go with her. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Tale of Chokyukai by Rikki Taro reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are living happily in the past married, and with twins. What happened when one asks to hear a story and Kagome picks a very funny tale.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
While Inuyasha's Away Inutaisho Will Play by Raven-2010 reviews
Inu's not paying attention to Kag but someone else is, During the blood moon Sango uses magic in a surprising way. With Jakotsu's help the gang plays a sick trick on Inu, Inu in turn plays an even sicker one on Jakotsu, comedy romance LEMON Inutaisho/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Inutaisho, Kagome H. - Complete
Night Of Love by Kag-Inuss reviews
ONESHOT! KAGOME & INUYASHA! FIRST LEMON! RATED M!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Peeping Tom Inuyasha by Raven-2010 reviews
Kag is 18 & Inu has become a peeping tom watching her at the hot spring, & is always interupted before he can see certain body parts. In her time he hides in a tree watching & Kag plays a hot raunchy sexy trick on him, comedy romance LEMON Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
While The Mutt's Away The Wolf Will Play by Raven-2010 reviews
Kouga watches as Inu's busy chasing Kikyo leaving Kagome alone, Kouga sees the chance he's been waiting for comforts Kag, woos, & wins her. When Inu comes to his senses and comes back it's to late they're already mated, comedy romance LEMON, Kouga/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kouga, Kagome H. - Complete
Train by Raven-2010 reviews
Inu and Kag haven't seen each other in a long time. Inu's car dies so he takes the train and meets up with Kag. What happens when the train empties out and they're alone? Inuyasha's hands go exploring what's a girl to do with a hot sexy hanyou? hang on and enjoy the long steamy ride. Fic is one big lemon, comedy romance LEMONS, Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Castaways by SplendentGoddess reviews
In a world where only reiki users know youkai still exist, what were the odds that he'd get seated next to a miko? What were the odds that their plane would go down? What were the odds that only they would survive? Screw the odds. Better yet, screw her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,403 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Scenes from God of War II That didn't make the cut by micman60 reviews
Awesome scenes from God of War II that should have made the cut. M for references of the sexual kind, bleeped out swearing and drug abuse. Warning: this story is not very good - I wrote it when I was 14.
God of War - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009
HalfDemon of Notre Dame by Rikki Taro reviews
Inuyasha's version of Hunchback of Notre Dame.But with less songs. But extra romance, action, and Inuyasha humor. InuXKag and MirXSan
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Artist's Apprentice by Effervescent Dreamer reviews
"Any advice?" He asked. She bit her lip in thought before replying, "Try seeing with your heart, not just your eyes."
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sonic, Amy
Diary And Hanyou by Raven-2010 reviews
Kagome has a diary, nosy Inu sneaks & reads it then becomes obsessed with it, Kag finds out & writes steamy things in it to mess with his head & it drives him nuts, Sessh helps her do it, the group play tricks on Inu, comedy romance LEMON Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Dognip by Raven-2010 reviews
Not knowing it would effect Inu's as an experiment Kagome successfuly crossbreeds anise & demon catnip, Inu eats some gets stoned becomes uninhibited & acts like a playful pervy puppy, after this Kagome names it Dognip, comedy romance LEMON Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kill Me Before You Go To Her by Raven-2010 reviews
Kag watches Inu go to Kikyo she wants to escape the pain permanently. She asks Inu something that breaks and rips his heart out "Kill me before you go to her? true feelings are shown & confessions are made, comedy drama romance mild LEMON, Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Bitten by Raven-2010 reviews
Bitten by a sexy male Ookami, Kagome changes is unihibited a prankster, Sango & Kag pervy trick Miroku, Sessh Kag Kouga prank Inu, Kag slips Inu viagra & they get him a fiery mate, for Undead Roxie, comedy romance LEMONS Kouga/Kagura Inu/Ayame, Sessh/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Horny Hanyouess by Raven-2010 reviews
After mating with Inu Kag is a hanyouess, she's in heat Inu was away & returns, & when they try to mate are always interrupted, Kag go's on the warpath nails & gets even with Sota Jaken & others with pranks, updated extended comedy romance LEMONS Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Horny Hanyou by Raven-2010 reviews
Mating sesson Inuyasha's in heat, & is constantly interupted when trying to relieve it, he gets revenge on Jaken & others with hilarious nasty tricks, Kag looks for finds Inu & gives him a hot surprise, updated extended, comedy romance LEMONS Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
An Artist's Muse by DeletedAccountNotChangingMind reviews
Okay, I admit I broke her nose but she had it coming! So I made her face puff up, I made her eyes black, and maybe her nose is a little out of place, why do I have to take her place as Inuyasha's muse?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,022 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Character Profiles! by Twizzle-fizz reviews
Have you ever read the character profiles on the 4kids website about the SonicX characters? More importantly, Have you ever wondered what would happen if Sonic and co. read them? Alot of laughs that's what!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sonic - Complete
She's My Miko and 3 Pervy Canines by Raven-2010 reviews
Sesshoumaru, Kouga, & Inuyasha want and fiercely compete for Kag, being pervy they peep at her in the hot spring, Inutaisho pranks & tortures them, Inu gets Jaken drunk on sake, & Jaken asks Kirrara to marry him, comedy pranks romance LEMON Inutaisho/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Inutaisho, Kagome H. - Complete
Reasons Why by jazzy of the Akatsuki reviews
these are the reasons why sonic love amy! plzzz RandR
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Amy, Sonic
What Truly Matters by kartronthepegasus reviews
He thought beauty was the only thing that was important when it came to girls; she was a girl who wasn't afraid to stand out in the crowd. Can this one girl change his perspective on life and love? And can he save her from her own dark secret? R & R
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Putting the Un in Unforgivable by Desenchanter reviews
"You'll never forget it, will you?" she whispered, her eyes down casted. His silence was enough, it seeped deeper than any hallow lie of forgiveness. And though she loved him, she knew she couldn't stay… worse, it was all her fault.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
How Did I End Up Here? by Mushrambolover reviews
A week ago I was madly in love with Inuyasha. Now… I’m not. A week ago I hated Kikyo. Now… I don’t. A week ago I was impassive to Kouga. Now… I’m not.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,567 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Kagome H., Kouga
i've alwayz loved you by jazzy of the Akatsuki reviews
this is a small fic about how sonic feels for Amy! pleas R and R! my first fic so critique, but not to hard though!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sonic, Amy
Over a Game of Jenga by Whitney911 reviews
It's really no use to fight these feelings any longer, is there? Especially when the tower comes crumbing down your arm when it hits you. Sonamy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sonic - Complete
Forever, and Ever Will I Love My Wolf by purses-and-tennis-raquets reviews
We all know what happened in Stephenie's version, right? The new girl meets vampire, she falls in love with vampire,she marries vampire, and so on. Well this in my version. The begening is poorly written, but it gets better, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Afterglow by SplendentGoddess reviews
If a picture is worth one thousand words, then can one thousand words paint a picture? Inuyasha wakes with the sun to bask in the afterglow of his and Kagome's first night together. Post-manga. Written in present-tense third-person narrative.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
How to Act by Ksonic reviews
"They'd end up ruining everything, and Eggman would find out about…this, and then he'd use it against us. You've said that a thousand times, Sonic. But you have no idea how hard it is to pretend I'm a crazy lunatic." "You think your parts hard?" he asked.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sonic, Amy
Chocolate Cake Chaos by 01SonAmy01 reviews
Sonic smells a delicious scent that can only mean one thing... chocolate cake! He'll try anything to get his hands on it but Amy is determined to stop him. Who will triumph? A cake war is sure to ensue... One-shot. Subtle SonAmy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
His Sinful Kiss by Effervescent Dreamer reviews
I felt my eyes go wide with horror at that declaration. Finish Eggman off? As in kill him? This wasn't my Sonic! This was some twisted Angel of Justice! Sonic would never go for murder! No matter how "righteous" he thought the deed to be.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
For Every Hair On Your Head by Sydney.State.Of.Mind reviews
A one shot explaining the reason behind Inuyasha's long hair.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Inuyasha, Izayoi - Complete
Always There But Never Noticed by Ishy Carvajal reviews
Inuyasha has always been there for Kagome. He's been her bestfriend since they were young and he's fallen in love with her. But, the new kid, Koga, tries to attract Kagome. Inuyasha will be there for her. He was always there... Just never noticed...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Who's That Girl? by kartronthepegasus reviews
This story is a one-shot told from Kikyo's POV. Please enjoy it. Normally I am mean to Kikyo but I was a little nicer to her this time. Please read and review.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kikyou - Complete
Ask the Bad Friends Trio by PastaWar19 reviews
Based on all the other "Ask" fics. Here, we get to ask Prussia, France, and Spain anything we want! Prepare for awesomeness, seduction, and insanity as the Bad Touch Trio entertains all our questions. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Prussia, France
Astraea by Mrs Whomever reviews
A young woman found on a destroyed ship just might be Kratos' only chance at true happiness. But will he let down his walls to let his daughter in?
God of War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
Heart Torn in Two by kartronthepegasus reviews
A war broke out between humans and demons. They were best friends, and because of the war they were separated. He promised he would come back for her to make sure she and her family never got involved, but because a tragedy occurred that promise was nev..
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
What To Do When A Gay Man Cheats On You by colouredblossom reviews
* What to do when a gay man cheats on you? Kagome discovers the answers through a small turn around during the day she was feeling down ;P SesshKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
What is Hidden is Found by colouredblossom reviews
Kagome's heart has become ice, she has lost the feeling to live and hides beneath the bamboo of Okinawa. Can one visit change everything? - Oneshot Sesshkag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Just Us by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
*Oneshot* In the years following the manga's end, Kagome returns to being a miko and marries Inuyasha. From there she has a habit of traveling around, helping people as she goes. But this also means Inuyasha goes with her, and still suffers prejudice. . .
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Avalon Demon High by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
"You're so lucky, Kagome. you get to start fresh" I,Kagome Higurashi am being forced to move to Tokyo.Where I will be attending Avalon Demon High. So new school, new friends and drama.Its a demon school but its still a high school. So drama is expected.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 287,719 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Meeting The One by bexxyy reviews
Local mechanic and part-time bad boy, Jacob Black, lives for the moment and spends most of his time fixing cars and terrorising La Push. Will he let a gorgeous waitress/chiefs daughter into his life? AH SOB Challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fun and Games by Double Winks and a Pistol reviews
We all know how Amy loves to chase Sonic but what would happen if that switched? R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
The Half Demon King by kartronthepegasus reviews
This is my Inuyasha version of the Lion King. I know it has been done before but I still wanted to do it. My story follows the storyline of the Lion King, with changes of course. Anyways, hope you like. Finished. Please read and review.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Seven Feudal Fairy Tales by LadyBattossai reviews
After reading a poetry scroll amongst the relics once belonging to Inuyasha's mother, Kagome traps herself and Sesshoumaru in another world, where they must journey through seven, different fairy tales and complete the poem if they wish to return home.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 172,926 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Wonderful Life by theidiotgirl reviews
Quil tells Claire the story of Jacob and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Sesshoumaru's Bad Fluff Day by LadyBattossai reviews
Everyone has a bad day, even taciturn demon lords. Together with Rin and Jaken, Sesshoumaru discovers how bad a seemingly innocuous day can really get.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Looking through your eyes by kartronthepegasus reviews
It is just a short fluffy songfic between Kagome and Inuyasha. After having a bad dream Inuyasha comforts Kagome. But then something happens between the 2. Will it be good or a disaster. Read to find out. Please read and review.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kagome won't say she's in love by kartronthepegasus reviews
This is a short fanfic. Kagome sings the song 'won't say i'm in love' from Hercules and Inuyasha hears. Will sparks fly or will disaster hit? And what will the others do to help our favourite little couple? Read and find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Last Girl by HoneyBee31 reviews
AU InuKag What will happen when two broken-hearted college students reunite by chance in the rain? M for lemon
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Awakening by EroticAnime reviews
An innocent trek through a swampy marsh leads to a secluded hot spring, but what makes it a hot spring, the heat of the water, or the heat of the swimming females? A Kagome and Sango lemon.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Kagome H., Sango - Complete
House Mates by HoneyBee31 reviews
A series of InuKag lemons where these two are housemates. They basically have some "quality time" in every room in the house as their relationship moves from FWB to something more. Rated M for language and lemon
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,314 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Fright Night! by Inu Hanyou Nikkie reviews
Ever wonder what InuYasha would do if he got spooked? I did... the result was this image.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Inuyasha
Ears by Calypso Jones reviews
Fluff. Inuyasha's got ear trouble. Will he let Kagome help or will she have to keep her hands away from those furry little ears?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Tasty by Lady Casper-san reviews
Kagome tries to get Inuyasha to try something else besides Ramen, but it ends up being something not on the main course. [DrabbleLimeish]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Slowly Insane by SylviaW1991 reviews
Sonic's lonely, and can't stop thinking and dreaming about Amy. Maybe if he took her somwhere, they'd both be happy. Lately, I’ve been feeling so empty...It’s been like nothing’s been going right for me. OneShot! SonAmy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Rocks Solve Everything by The Crimson Wing reviews
Kratos couldn't understand his lover's need for 'tranquilizers'. [Crossover God of War and Splinter Cell, KratosxSam]
God of War - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Hanyou Her, Hanyou Him by Wolf Blossom reviews
Finding an injured miko, the gang helps her. Late at night, the miko goes to Inuyasha and tells him, “For helping me, I shall grant you a single wish...” and what does he wish for? For Kagome to be Hanyou. InuKag [COMPLETED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,884 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Hold My Beer by Crazy Mishka reviews
Kouga finds his love in a bar as the title suggests this was inspired by Aaron Pritchett. It is horribly AU but enjoy Inuyasha being put in his place and Shippou as a bartender.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
Together Forever by Invisible Firebending Ninja reviews
All This time, she wasn't even human. Kagome returns as a half demoness, and Inuyasha likes this new form. And what happens when an old friend of Inuyasha's comes for a visit? Rating may change depending on my mood. Revised! InuKag ShiKodi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Her Past and Their Love by baabiixjaae reviews
I'M BACK! Kagome is new she moved from Tokyo to Osaka. She has a dark past and she tried to run but it came back. She and Inuyasha and the gang meet... but will their be strong enough to get through this tragedy?... read and find out... full smmery inside
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Wish and a Sit! by blackartemis reviews
The Shikon jewel is complete, and Inuyasha makes his wish...with some unexpected outcomes ...mainly fluff...Oneshot!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
His love, Her love by Citrus-EhJay reviews
I'm back, and I brought InuYasha with me this time!. It's the night of the new moon, and InuYasha has come to Kagome's era to stay safe on his night of vulnerability. Although, things besides fighting can take place when one is vulnerable....
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kagome a Hanyou? by Clouds of the Sky reviews
[Under revision]Kikyo has discovered Kagome's secret. In a attempt to turn Inuyasha against Kagome she brings that secret to light. What does Inuyasha think of Kagome now that he found out she lied to him? What do their friends think?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,267 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
A New Life For Kagome by anime-fanatic101 reviews
After collecting all the shards of the Shikon No Tama, its up to Inuyasha to make the decision. When he does Kagome is turned into a hanyou and she starts to live her new life. IK & SM. A few chapters may have sexual context.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,107 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 11/20/2003
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4807 - Favs: 5,787 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
10 Ways to Get the Girl by Metalmark reviews
Kouga is tired of Kagome never noticing his advances so he sets out to finally win her heart once and for all; his pride, reputation and straight out unharmed self on the line. Let the chaos begin!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kouga, Kagome H. - Complete
Midnight Love by Kirara the two tail reviews
Kagome enjoys sneaking away from camp at night to look up at the stars, and to meet with someone. their love is forbidden but they don't care. Kagsginta One Shot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Ginta, Kagome H. - Complete
What could it hurt? by aGreatPenName reviews
Kouga is a 'man' with a plan to get his beloved Kagome. He'll do anything to keep her happy, even if it means having to put up with Inuyasha's stupid antics. yep that's love alright, but will Kagome realize that love? KougaxKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,994 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Kouga, Kagome H.
Passion of Fear by Wolf Blossom reviews
Did he enjoy it? Did he enjoy the thrill of fear? Did he enjoy it when Naraku held her by her throat, ready to kill her? No… he didn’t enjoy it. He loathed it. He loathed it all. Oneshot. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Puppy Proofing Your Dojo by Resmiranda reviews
Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Do You Remember The Day I Was Born? by Wolf Blossom reviews
Souta is home sick with a fever so Kagome takes a day off of shard hunting to be with him. While their mother and grandfather are out buying medicine, Souta asks Kagome if she remembers the day he was born. ONE SHOT.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Consolation Prize by Crescent Venus reviews
Kouga contemplates the future of his “relationship” with Kagome, and the feelings of a certain white wolf demon. [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Kouga, Kagome H. - Complete
Tell Me A Story by Wolf Blossom reviews
This is a story about a girl who fell in love with a ghost. Their love was so strong they were willing to do anything to stay together, even defy god. InuKag xFINISHEDx
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Business Over Family by Wolf Blossom reviews
xFINISHEDx Kagome’s Youkai step dad has decided to get Kagome married to the notorious Inuyasha for a business merger. In the year that they are married, can a Gang leader and a Hyper schoolgirl get along? Or kill each other? InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,539 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Until Love Happened by Wolf Blossom reviews
xFINISHEDx They are best friends, however this fact has to be kept hidden from the rest of the world. Why? He's a famous singer, and keeping this friendship hidden is the only way to keep her family safe. Until Love happened... InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,182 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
My Battle Scars by Wolf Blossom reviews
Every scar has a story, every story has a purpose. Nevertheless, every hanyou needs a mate, to help him when those purposes scar him. Oneshot InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Reversed Roles by Nobody's Angel 196 reviews
(AU) Kagome is a hanyou in Feudal Japan, Inuyasha is also a hanyou who lives in Modern Day Japan. Kagome was betrayed by a man she thought had loved her and her heart is wounded almost beyond repair. And Inuyasha is a hanyou who has just broken up with hi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,910 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005
Choose Who You Want to Be by LuvinAniManga reviews
You choose who you want to be, Kagome said, slipping something into InuYasha's hand. When he opened his fist, he found the Shikon Jewel there. Now that Kagome must leave the feudal era forever, what is InuYasha going to do? Stay...or follow? IYxKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Just a Scratch by SakuraWiings reviews
[InuKago] [OneShot] Sneaky ol' Inuyasha schemes for some time alone with Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
I Said NO! by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Inuyasha doesn't want Kagome to go back home to study. Ever wonder WHY he hates it when she she studies for school? IK Completed story.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Chibi Inuyasha by miroku-lover102 reviews
this is a cute little story about every one in Inuyasha in kindergarten. ok guess what i'm back and look another note from me to say i'm really sorry about not posting lately but a new chapter will be on this at the lastest in May.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004
Happy or Not? by Akuma-chan-69 reviews
kagome is tired of inuyasha bossing her around so she decieds that there needs to be a change. what will inuyasha think of her new transformation? what will happen when koga comes? what is kikyou planning? IK,SM pairings swearing and some sexual scenes R&
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,116 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Addicted to You by Cynic X reviews
Kagome was dumped by Kouga.Now he is going out with Kikyo,Inuyasha’s girlfriend.Since they are both single,Inuyasha and Kagome decide to team up and make their ex’s lives miserable.What happens when they start developing feelings for each other[Complete]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
14 Valentine Kisses by Wolf Blossom reviews
14 days remain till Valentines Day. Inuyasha wanted to give his mate Kagome a surprise. From day one, he’s been giving her special kisses. So on day 14, what will his surprise be? –ONESHOT-
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
In Your Dreams, Inuyasha! by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
Response to a challenge: write a sexy kiss. Rating for suggestive language, just to be on the safe side.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Scent of a Woman by Rurouni Star reviews
-KK-oneshot- Sometimes it's the things we give up that define how much we love someone.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
A Dream is a Wish by Dragon Man 180 reviews
After Naraku is defeated, Kagome gets turned into a hanyou becasue of a dream she had. InuKag MirSan ShippoRin SessOC pairings
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,481 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Wolf at the Door by Resmiranda reviews
Sleight of hand. [KougaKagome] [one-shot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
One Word by Cutie Pie Hentai reviews
ONE SHOT Kagome is tired of the verbal abuse...tired of one word in particular...but what if that one word means something different to Inuyasha than it means to her? Rated for one swear word...used repeatedly...Sickeningly sweet- bring your toothbrush!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Therapeutic by everstar reviews
One-shot. Kagome's not feeling well. Inuyasha helps.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
My Funny Valentine by Torenza reviews
Have all the men in Kagome’s life finally become too much for Inuyasha? One-shot, Inu-Kag, Valentine’s Special (NOT A LEMON).
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Complete
For the Love of a Miko by kojika85 reviews
{COMPLETE}What heppens when Kouga gives up trying to go through Inuyasha to get to Kagome? Are there other ways to her heart? Who is the shady creature he's barganing with? Pairings are [(KogKag)(Mirsan)] EPILOGUE IS UP! PLEASE R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,812 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Complete
Thank You by Vernie reviews
One shot. A late night conversation between Inuyasha and Kagome. Contains fluff.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
To be Happy by Miara Rigawa reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome talk one night about what makes him happy. 'I promise I wouldn't forget you.' 'I just wanted to tell you that I’d still stay. Whatever path you choose, I’ll be with you.'
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Aisuru1 reviews
Rated for language, youkai Inuyasha, and licking? The shard hunters (and Kouga) end up stranded in a cave during a storm. Shippou talks Kagome into telling them a story. Choas results.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,104 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002
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Hanyous Anonymous reviews
It basically has 90% of the Inuyasha characters but is centered around Inu&Kag. Ok, so Kagome has been a special kind of girl all her life. As part miko, two species of hanyou, and slight royalty, she has a lot on her plate and at risk for her and her sister Rin. When she, Rin, Sango and Satsuki move to a boy's school in Tokyo and meet our main boys, can things be different?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,957 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
My New Pandora reviews
It starts after Kratos 'killed himself' in GOW3, and I wondered at that, if you've ever read of Achilles, you know what the river Styx does. If not, it makes you immortal! So logically, since Kratos has been in that river repeatedly, he should be immortal and he is! Kratos must live on and wait for love to come his way and it will, by the name of Medeia, in the 21rst century
God of War - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013
Escaping From Pain to walk into Love reviews
OK guys, this is my first KougaXKagome multi-chapter story! This means no InuKag-ness! It will be rated M for future lemons, so you have been WARNED! Just so you know, the jewel isn't complete- so Naraku's still here, and Kagome won't stay human for long! Plus, Kagome is more than she seems...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,364 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kagome H., Kouga
Fighting The Tide reviews
Kagome is known as 'the unavoidable child' no matter where the adoption agency sends her, she always comes back. She knows she's different, and has plenty of secrets. But, she always wishes for someone who would really want her and keep her the way she is, and so far no one has done it. What will happen when she meets the Inu family and gets adopted? Another fail or a needed save?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
New Life, Same War reviews
Sequel to ACFTBOW. Kagome and the Inu-tachi have finally killed Naraku. But...there's a catch. Naraku had a backup plan and created a new body for his soul! So now, they have to race against the new enemy for the remaining shards and basically do the same adventure over and over again. But since Kagome has a new body, will it be easier or worse? What about a relationship?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Heart of the Past reviews
I had a Kikyo pity/emo moment in this one. I felt like a making a quick one shot, so there. I digress, this is about Kikyo and her last few moments on this earth where she is forgotten. She sings a last song- her echo at night- before letting herself go. Hope you like though, and review/fave pls! Thanks.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Kikyou, Inuyasha - Complete
When the Unsinkable Sank reviews
It's our basic Titanic Inuyasha knockoff setting, but with a happy twist! I really liked how this formed in my head, so I hope you all like it too! You know how Titanic is, the ruffian boy strikes luck and gets a ticket to the glory ship where he meets the unhappy, risk-taking rich girl and then the love happens, ship sinks, and people die horribly, all wrapped in an awesome plot!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Life Unseen reviews
She is:Kagome, princess of the Tokyo-Edo lands, yet hidden away before each sunset, and finally exiled into a tower, because of a curse placed on her on the day she was born. He is:Inuyasha, feared and revolting hanyou who has never known decent life. Put them together with a twist of fate and the Shrek plot and you get this awesome story! m/t
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
A Change for the Better Or Worse? reviews
A new story my friend persuaded me to post. Kagome is mortally wounded by Jakotsu's sword, and the only way to save her is for demon blood to be poured into her. What happens when the blood she gets turns her into a multi-breed hanyouness? Enjoy! R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Near to You reviews
My first Twilight Song Fic! Bella and the wolf pack are going for a bit of fun at the karaoke club. Bella's positive she's going to kill herself trying to sing, but will the song she choose say different?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Roses on the ice reviews
My first Inuyasha one shot! It's Inukag, so if u don't like it, go away! It's really cute and has tons of fluff, so I hope you all like it! Review, review, review! I might give u cookies if your review is good! lol
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Losing a friend reviews
In Amy's new life...a tragedy happens. Oneshot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Amy - Complete
I'll always love you reviews
The first oneshot i ever wrote.Sonic sees amy transform into an angel, and Amy leaves, unknowingly flying into eggman's base and capture. She thinks that nobody loves her like they used to, but will Sonic change that theory?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Leaving the Flock reviews
Oneshot. Amy decides it's time to leave the group. Rated t for swearing
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Amy - Complete
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