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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Coraline.

Hello world and thanks for visiting my page! I have finally started writing stories under this account after overcoming my procrastination and laziness. I guess that would be a normal trait about me: I have lots of ideas but I am either 1)too scattered/lack the attention span to execute them 2)I can't convey them. Ah well, its still fun to try and write the little stories from my imagination out. Obviously, I like to write, and whether I am good at it or not...well that is for you to decide. Also, I shortened by username because the other one was ridiculously long, and no, my name is not Victoria...I just happen to like the name.

Stallions are majestic animals.

Little Facts about me.

  • I would say I am average age or perhaps a bit above the average age range for authors on this website.
  • I have a minor case of ADD, so generally, it takes me longer to write stories or stick with projects.
  • Despite enjoying creative writing/reading novels, I am actually a math/science nerd. Them feels when it comes to derivatives xD. Therefore, I shall stick up for my little nerd that is Armin Arlert.
  • I love being active and sports
  • I am a Gryffindor…surprisingly, I mean I am no coward, but if I was in that forbidden forest with Harry, Hermione, and Ron, I would leave them to the spiders.
  • Oh, and I am a candidate for Rokudaime, sorry Naruto you have competition (it’s the glasses ;D) (Oh, man, I WISH!)
  • Likes

  • Anime/Manga (Shingeki no Kyojin, Romeo x Juliet, Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Slam dunk.)
  • Favourite anime/manga shippings (Temari/Shikamaru, Minato/Kushina, Sasha/Connor, Ymir/Krista, Madara/Mito, Hashi/Mito, Hanji/Levi (Don’t ask…), Juliet/Romeo, Konan/Yahiko.)
  • Favourite books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Game of thrones, anything by Sarah Dessen, 1984, Fifth Business, the Gone series, Coraline, Outsiders, Sherlock Holmes collection, etc. (probably more but I can’t think of any.)
  • I like food, enuff said.
  • Well written fanfiction and stories.
  • Learning new things.
  • Dislikes

  • Extreme OOCness, especially when it’s a character that I like or a character that is completely awesome, that is reduced to a mary sue, awful, butchered mess.
  • Extremely poor and clichéd plots. Such as, Sakura was a weak and frail girl, but what happens when she meets a certain bad boy Uchiha, will love prevail? No just no.
  • When the answer that you get on a math exam is nothing close to the multiple choices that they provide for you.
  • That I cannot perform fire style jutsus, go to Hogwarts, slay dragons, or kill titans in real life.
  • Dubstep or extremely crowded places.

  • Thanks to those who reviewed and viewed my stories! I hope that you enjoy them and for those who have encouraged me, it really gives me a confidence boost xD! Never feel shy to tell me what I can work on, and if you are going to flame me, please do it with proper grammar and spelling so I can at least understand the flame.

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    Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker: Tobirama's Trauma, Toka's revenge by Silverlight10243 reviews
    Sequel to Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker. After his disastrous matchup regarding Toka and Izuna, Hashirama still isn't satisfied. So when the Uzumaki's requested a marriage alliance between the two villages, he gladly offered his brother up, of course, we all know, Tobirama isn't happy about it and Toka and Izuna are up for revenge. (Microfic, Unfettered Crack, Sitcom)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 21,378 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Tōka S., Mito U.
    Crack Whims by firefly reviews
    Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
    Death Note: Chapter Zero by TOkun92 reviews
    Taro Kagami didn't want that horrible notebook of death anymore. So what did he do? Destroy it? No. If he did, then he may as well have killed him. So he gave it back. He didn't think Ryuk would give away his book again. But he did. A serial killer, named Kira on the internet, is now killing off the worlds criminals. Taro makes it his mission to find the book and make things right.
    Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Taro K., Ryuk
    Culture Shock by ArcaneAdagio reviews
    Greed has absolutely no idea how Xing works. Ling and Lan Fan delight in this fact, but the population of Xing is concerned their emperor might be a complete moron. [Greed Survives AU]
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/12 - [Greed, Ling Y., Lan Fan] Mei Chang
    The Coraline Chronicles: Book 2: Lazarus Rising by Sonosublime reviews
    Sequel to 'Axis of Shadow', and Part 2 of the 'Coraline Chronicles'. Several years have passed, and Coraline has come to love her new home. But when unexplained things begin to happen all around her, she fears that a dark presence has returned to the Pink Palace.
    Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/28/2013
    Permission to Castrate Please by PureWaterLily reviews
    To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.
    Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,030 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sakura H., Edward
    Another Light: The Story of Ayae by PureWaterLily reviews
    Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. Some people will scream if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/28/2009 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
    Another Chance by xXTheWingedOneXx reviews
    In which six shinobi are reborn to aid the current generation in their coming battles, hopefully to stop the end of the world. Uchiha Madara is unamused when he is chosen as one of the seven, especially when he's one of three who ends up in Konohagakure. Well, it's not like he had a choice; meanwhile Mito just wants to save her village and correct her mistakes. Being Rewritten.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,873 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
    Honest Anime Trailers: DEATH NOTE by Insertmanyfandomshere reviews
    Rated H for honest Brutal Honesty Strong Sarcasm Strong Language
    Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
    My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
    Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
    The Last Alternative by thirdmetaphor reviews
    After an assassination attempt is made on Mikasa to retrieve information, Levi realizes that the Scouting Legion can no longer trust the insides of Wall Sina with their backs. He takes his squad towards the only hope humanity has left: Eren's basement.
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Levi, Mikasa A.] Eren Y., Jean K.
    Targets and Traitors by 7ShadowsUnleashed reviews
    Neji, Naruto, Tenten, and Menma, the ninja boy of unknown origin, are on a mission to retrieve Menma's lost memories, but the team is in for more than they bargained for: Neji Hyūga, mission leader, is the target for a rapidly-approaching assassination. Rated "T" for chapters to come. No pairings.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Neji H., Tenten, OC
    The Calm Before The Storm (Naruto Secrets) by TheFemaleReviewer reviews
    Constantly burdened by 'the ones they could not save', Hashirama and Madara 'escape', opting to live the life of Town boys, wandering aimlessly from village to village instead of being ninja. During their journey, they run into another key founder of Konoha. As a 'Naruto Secrets' story, this is as canon as it gets. No plot holes, no errors, it fits into the story line perfectly.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
    The Great Troll of 662 by PureWaterLily reviews
    Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
    Yes brother, it IS me! by Silverlight10243 reviews
    As a last resort, Sasuke Uchiha is forced to abide to Hashirama's ridiculous plans of convincing Madara that, yes, indeed, he is Izuna. Who knew the consequences were so large? A cracky, alternative intake on chapter 661. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
    The Bloody Mist by thirdmetaphor reviews
    The story of Terumi Mei, from graduate of the Bloody Mist to legendary Mizukage. MadaMei.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Madara U., Mei T.] Ao, Chōjūrō - Complete
    SLENDER: THE ARRIVAL - Who is CR? by seclinalunica reviews
    Based off of SLENDER: THE ARRIVAL! who is the strange man CR? What really happened to both Kate and CR before their deaths. Join me in this thrilling fanfiction full of adventure, hurt, comfort and horror. RATED TEEN! Miled Language! I do not own Slender, Kate or CR. All rights go to Parsec Productions, the lovely Mark, and Blue Isle Studios.
    Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,767 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
    The Coraline Chronicles: Book 1: Axis of Shadow by Sonosublime reviews
    Based on the events of the movie. When Coraline escaped from the clutches of the Beldam, she felt that her life returned to 'normal'. However, a dark chain of events has already been set in motion, and whenever one door closes, another opens...
    Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
    The Secret Rule by Marcus Absent reviews
    Taro Kagami has spent his whole life trying to undo the destruction caused by the notebook. Now, he may finally get his chance. But the powers of evil are stronger than he thinks. Who will win? Who will survive? COMPLETE
    Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,977 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ryuk, Taro K. - Complete
    The Eight Teddy Bears by seclinalunica reviews
    Based on the game SLENDER: ELEMENTARY. A seventeen year old girl, who escapes the wrath of Slenderman just a few minutes after finding the eight pages, finds herself in an elementary school. She is turned into a seven year old girl! Is this all in her head? She attempts to find the eight teddy bears that roam in the school halls; all while avoiding Slenderman. T rating!
    Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013
    Continuing a Series of Unfortunate Events by Neradia reviews
    It is my woeful occupation to carry on my associate, Lemony Snicket's life work. I am sorry to say that the orphans lives don't get much better without Count Olaf, a dark cave, a dark rock a mysterious set of tunnels and cold soup on the floor is just some of the woes that the Quagmires and Baudelaires now have to deal with. I advise you not to read this but if you do - enjoy!
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Quigley Q., Violet B.
    In the Arms of the Angels by HogwartsDreamer113 reviews
    Annie Cresta won the 70th Games, but there are still twenty-three untold stories of those who didn't make it out, each as important as the next. Why does Levi just give up? Why does Angus ruthlessly behead a 13-year-old boy? And could Caspian and Ester really have feelings for each other, despite being from different districts? All these stories, and more, are finally being told
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Other tributes
    Sasuke 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
    So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Determination by Aryck-The-One reviews
    When Coraline mysteriously vanishes several months after her ordeal, her true mother, Mel Jones, must be willing to believe anything- and do anything- to bring her daughter back. Explores the relationship between Coraline and her mother as they venture out into the Other World, looking to uncover the Beldam's beginning, as a means to provide her with an end. Movie-verse.
    Coraline - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,392 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Coraline J., Mel J.
    The Road to Sexy by PureWaterLily reviews
    All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Narodnaya by Marquis Carabas reviews
    Long and illustrious careers can lead where you least expect them. And for Coraline, Wybie, and Maria, it can lead to a challenge beyond anything yet faced. An sequel to 'Wells Street Station' and 'The Ellipse'.
    Coraline - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,740 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
    Wells Street Station by Marquis Carabas reviews
    When Coraline and Wybie defeated the Beldam, they assumed that their troubles were at an end. But old enemies have a long reach, especially when they seek out new allies. Rated K-plus for mild violence and horror.
    Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,277 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
    Seven Revolutions by Pearl Primrose reviews
    Seven complaints from our favorite gang that involve certain writings. Warning: this will be brutally honest.
    Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Steve R., Darry C. - Complete
    It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
    After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5971 - Favs: 9,556 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
    Afterlife by sinemoras09 reviews
    Her heaven is just a cage. Mikoto watches her sons from the afterlife. Gen. Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. Vague spoilers for chapter 404.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Deep River by Quillslinger reviews
    Lady Uchiha, from child to wife to mother, and the constant flow of the Nakano River. Mikoto-centric.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Dawn of a New Era by moviefan-92 reviews
    Although Voldemort has been defeated, all is not well in the wizarding world. When Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts to complete the year they missed, the mysterious disappearances of pureblood students calls for attention. HG, RH. COMPLETE
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,285 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Above Reproach by Quillslinger reviews
    A treatise in the nature of coincidence, or a heartbreaking work of staggering pretentiousness. Giftfic for tsubaki-hana. Itachi/Hinata.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,544 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
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    The Eye of the Storm reviews
    She locked the door and threw the hand into the wall. She defeated the parody that was her Other Mother, and he helped her. For Coraline Jones, it should be over. However, dark entities can't be defeated that easily and a first defeat should not be treated as a final defeat. It will take all her wits and the help of her friends to battle old and new terrors.
    Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Coraline J., Beldam, Cat, Wybie L.
    Road to Mary Sue reviews
    Mari Su Kobayashi is just another unfortunate OC, with all the clicheness in her life, can she find a way to correct at least some of it? Basically this story is crack my procrastination mixed with a sugar high.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Orochimaru, OC
    Dear Fanfiction Writers, reviews
    Several thoughts and complaints written by the cast of "Naruto". Warning: may be brutally honest. Note: I was inspired by some of the other versions, and I wanted to try my own. This is by no means to offend anyone, just for light-hearted giggles and reality check.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014
    A Kindling Fire reviews
    She always hated her hair and who she was; the bright red always made her feel outcasted. Konoha simply wasn't home. However, sometimes the most fiery and unique of colour can be the most beautiful. ONE-SHOT (Friendship story.)
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Mikoto U., Kushina U., Mito U. - Complete
    Training the Next Madara Uchiha reviews
    Its been a couple of months since Madara has patched up and rescued Obito from the aftermath of cave in during the third shinobi world war. After trying to figure out a use for the boy, Madara finally has decided; to make Obito carry on his name after he dies. However, things don't always run smoothly at first...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
    Sasuke Uchiha for Hokage! reviews
    Sasuke has come back to join his former comrades on the battle field, and has made his announcement of becoming hokage, but no one can take him seriously nor are they too happy. (Note: Spoilers up ahead.) (Note: this is a crackfic/parody.)
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete