Near-Mandatory Favorite Random Quotes Section:

(from the Pen and Paper Games chatroom) [jim pinto] 5:27 am: you shattered your game paradigm with neptune's toenail

(from some random .jpg) Dear People of the World; I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar

(found on reddit.com) [unknown] You can't reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.

This link shows any and all story ideas that I happen to have. If you want to use any of them, please PM me and discuss it with me; I want to beta it (and will provide my e-mail account for this purpose), and have proper recognition be made for the idea. https:///document/d/16iWdBV0blDaMujLcjFhfjIDvxrJpDe5B94LMCgxZ5oE/edit

For those of you who are familiar with the words 'Holy Grail War', I have a thought. What would happen if Heath Ledger's Joker were summoned as the Assassin in the 5th War? Due to the summon's nature, as well as the fact that said individual is probably still alive at the time of summoning, the madness that would result is sure to be nothing short of amusing and violent as all Hell. Imagining the reactions of the various people involved is even more so. For instance, what if Caster (assuming that she summons Assassin like normal) ends up liking him so much as to be his Harley Quinn? Imagining how Shirou and/or Archer (especially Gilgamesh, though Counter Guardian EMIYA as well) would react to his methods and reasons are also a thought to behold. Sadly, I have neither the artistic talent nor time required to bring this tome of madness to light. Any of you wish to take the offer up? PM me if yes.

Various Rants on specific things:

Naruto: From the start, even in canon, Naruto Uzumaki is treated like shit. Whether that escalates to physical abuse and sabotage is to be left up to the viewer, but this much is undeniable. However, this makes almost zero sense whatsoever, and the only sense is if they have no understanding of seals whatsoever AND are completely fucked in the head regarding Minato Namikaze's personality.

Basically, Naruto is both prison AND warden for the demonic lint ball in question. It's a simple enough concept from here; if the prison is weak, Kyuubi and others on the outside have an easier time engineering a breakout. If the warden is depressed, he is much more likely to unlock the gates, even with Minato's Kage Bunshin thing in the seal also. Anyone with any level of understanding of ninja methods should be able to work this out, and people who literally live in a Ninja military installation (let alone a home base like Konoha) are as close to it as they can get. Why did nobody point this out? Even if Danzo is Hell-bent on getting a shiny new weapon, he'd be smart enough to realize the above in any scenario that he's not addled by something. The ninja clans also have no excuse. The civilians might be explainable, but in almost every instance of them being relevant, the Elders have led them around like lost puppies begging for a treat.