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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO,so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN,so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think GAY people will go to HELL.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE (had) STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm (was) in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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I'll Be by stix04 reviews
Can Quinn pretend to be in love with Rachel just to get out of Lima? Can Rachel pretend to love Quinn so she's not so lonely in New York? And what happens when both girls realize they're no longer pretending?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 329,267 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Not As Dumb As You Think by Coveritupsmiling reviews
Brittany may be smarter than what everyone gives her credit for. When she spots a problem with Rachel, can she help her out? Will this newfound friendship turn into a romance? M for abuse, self harm, rape, and smut in later chapters! Brittberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,772 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Rachel B., Brittany P.
Glimpse by 0atis reviews
Santana has everything she ever wanted, the house, the car, the clothes yet she is alone on Christmas Eve, she wakes to find everything is different. Everything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,638 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
School Girls by gotanygrapes reviews
AU: Santana is a rebellious teenager, and Brittany is a sweet suburban girl. They meet when they're sent to an all-girls Catholic boarding school, where they're room mates. Brittana ensues!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,574 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.
The Only True Paradises by la rose carnation reviews
The tortuous evolution of Santana's feelings toward Brittany. See also "Pas de Deux," a companion piece from Brittany's point of view.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,671 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Never as Good as the First Time by time.forgets reviews
"San," she whispered from beside me and I was so lost in my thoughts that I jumped, forgetting she was there. "It's fine, no one will know. It can be our secret, no one has to know."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,323 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Influence by Sappho's Ghost reviews
Brittany is perpetually cast as the dumb blonde, but the reasons behind her demeanor are more complex than that. She looks back on her childhood, her relationship with Santana, and the life-altering effects the decisions of her youth had on her future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,949 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Vampire Say, Vampire Do by weepyhystericaldrunk reviews
Santana is a vampire and Brittany is a human brought to her by her father to test her loyalty. Will Santana prove herself to her father or to Brittany? Rated M for future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,418 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
To The Beat Of Our Noisy Hearts by bluecrush-x reviews
Brittana Baby!Fluff - "I can't wait to start a family with you," you whisper against Brittany's mouth in-between frenzied kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Nightswimming by Judylicious reviews
What do you do when you're in love with your best friend? When you're sleeping together? When you want something more? Brittany's POV sometime between "Duets" and "Special Education" with a lil "Sexy" thrown in.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Keeper by jellyfishheart reviews
Ficlet. Artie's view on Brittany/Santana. Very short.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Beautiful Dreamers by uhpockuhlipz reviews
Fluff. Pure fluff. A quick future!fic in which Brittany is a kindergarten teacher and Santana is... well, you'll see. Brittana fluff in its finest form.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Notches on the Bed by blueashke reviews
Santana muses about the many notches on Brittany's bedframe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
A Real Date by Shamelsshussy reviews
Santana asks Brittany out on a date. Brittany says yes. They go on the most adorable date of all time. Set in the summer after season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Distraction by deadliestdeceit reviews
"There's teeth and tongue and when her hands roughly squeeze your hips, you're sure you're about to take her right there and then on the sidewalk." Sort of PWP, if I leave it as a one-shot. Up to 'Sexy'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
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Back To Hogwarts reviews
Santana know's her way around Hogwarts better than the Weasly twins. Her best friend is Quinn Fabray, she's a prefect's and is also stunningly good at magic. Santana has it all, except for one thing, Brittany Pierce the witty, kind girl from Hufflepuff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Crush reviews
Quinn has many regrets in her life, especially when it comes to Rachel Berry. Depressed and lonely she embarks on a trip to the diva's house. Here she discover's secrets that her and Rachel were both hiding away from each other.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.