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Movies:Star Wars(All, even the new ones), Pitch Black, Black Hawk Down, Die Hard(All), Cloverfeild, 28 Days Later, 28 Mouths Later, Jurassic Park(All), Indiana Jones(All), Men in Black(All), Bad Boys(Both), AVP, Alien(All), Taken, Battlestar Galactica(remake), We were Soldiers, Gremlins, The Lord of the Rings(All), Chronicle, James Bond(All), Idiocracy, The Ghost and the Darkness, The Time Traveler's Wife, 500 Days of Summer, Looper, The Nightmare Before Christmas, District 9, Iron Man, The Avengers, Slumdog Millionaire

Manga/Anime:School Rumble, Naruto, Nagasarete Airantou, Mirai Nikki, Yureka, Fruits Basket, Code Geass, Unbalance x Unbalance, ID, Eden no Ori, The World God only Knows, Chibi Vampire, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Full Metal Panic, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, High School of the Dead, Sword Art Online, Bleach, Sekirei, K-ON, Ratman, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Mahou Sensei Negima!, Cowboy Bebop, Howl's Moving Castle,


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To Love 'Ruto by Drake Wilson reviews
Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 405,391 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Lala S. D., Yui K.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 496,837 - Reviews: 5173 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 6,942 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 568,420 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 8,204 - Follows: 7,043 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
One hour that changed everything by InfiniteDragon reviews
What's an hour, more or less? In the case of Konoha, an hour means everything. An alternate timeline, in which Minato still sealed the Kyuubi inside his newborn son, but in which the Demon Fox had one- just one- more hour to destroy Konoha. NaruSakuIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 348,569 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.]
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4127 - Favs: 5,855 - Follows: 4,700 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
What a Dramatic Life by Mumei Mu reviews
He was not sure when it all started, was it when he was a baby, was it when these incidents happened, or was it when he joined Total Drama with his childhood friend. Only one thing he knows is that he has been living a dramatic life. Rated M for some swearing and possible lemon in future.
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 629,843 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 6,141 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Do I Have A Purpose Anymore? by Kingkakashi reviews
Naruto has loved 3 women in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village has become too much for him to endure anymore. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, including attempting to free Princess Koyuki and the Land of Spring from Madara and his Akatsuki all the while, as many people chase after him, some for love and others to kill him. Bleach x-over Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 248,413 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Yugito N. - Complete
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Hitman For Hire II Roanapur Tails by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Second in the Naruto Hitman series. Twelve Tails Agency heads to the city of Roanapur. Has everything they like. Explosions, gunplay, knives, smokin' women and the Lagoon Company. What has brought Nine and company to one of the deadliest cities? Story to be REWRITTEN.
Crossover - Naruto & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Revy - Complete
Raining Darkness by Crimson ultrafox reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in the Valley of the End, but upon returning ends up leaving himself. Dark desires flood his heart as he awakens the Rinnegan, and takes on the alias, Pein. Dark Naruto, Naru/harem, Not quite what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 200,317 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 3,998 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10524 - Favs: 11,476 - Follows: 7,851 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birth of an Assassin: Heir to the Namikaze by G3rMan reviews
As a new era approaches, the great clan of the Namikaze is gone. With only one remaining member to carry on the art of assassination and the Creed, will the clan be doomed to fail..or will it become stronger than it has ever been? NaruxSakuxRedHeadHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 161,745 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Tayuya, Karin U.]
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4156 - Favs: 7,790 - Follows: 6,631 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Fox's Scent by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
A bored Kyuubi decides to have some fun and releases a scent that increases the hormones and lust in people of the opposite gender. Unfornuately for Naruto, it'w when he's facing two Sound Kunoichi. NaruKinTayu first threesome I've done. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kin T. - Complete
Mark of Failure by GatsuBerk reviews
On the Night of Mizuki's betray Naruto takes hold of a dark secret long forgotten. Can the world survive the rise of a new tyrant? What will happen to those that had to depend on a hero?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,401 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U.
More The Merrier by Razamataz22 reviews
Part 2: Temari, Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Hanabi are all chasing a chance to be on Naruto's team. What dirty tactics will these girls pull. Who will get this golden oppurtunity, or will any of them? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,238 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Nightwalker by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Thirteen years after the Kyuubi attack, the village is undergoing change from the appearances of an unknown assassin, and the mystery surrounding one Naruto Uzumaki. Join him as he makes his way to become the strongest ninja in Konoha.NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 420,048 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Onikage by eroseniye reviews
history of namikaze uzumaki naruto ,watch him develop in shinobi world, he will develop a new dojutsu,the most powerful one,with the help of demon fox sealed in it,he'll gather powerful ninja in leaf village for his plans: create new village. naru X harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 121,593 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Kami's my what by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto finds out not all things in life are simple cut and dry. Especially when you find out your a demigod. Unexpected an surprising Naruto. Semi-dark at times with a touch of the wild side....Sasuke got crabs. Is that enough to scare away fangirls harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin II: Sound in Autumn by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete