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Joined 12-10-10, id: 2650818, Profile Updated: 03-06-13
Author has written 10 stories for American Idiot, Tick, and Next to Normal.

Hey, Addsername here! Welcome to my Fanfiction profile!


Random Things You Need To Know About Me

1. I REALLY LIKE BROADWAY

2. I also like Green Day (yes, I am a fangirl.), Florence and the Machine, The Kooks, Best Coast, Joy Division, and The Smiths

3. COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE

4. I really like American Idiot

5. I also REALLY like Spring Awakening. I've seen it three times.

6. I also REALLY REALLY like The Fault In Our Stars. Also John Green in general.

7. I speak French, but not very well.

8. I enjoy retro everything

9. I collect vinyl. And by "collect", I mean "hoard my Dad's college collection of John Mellencamp albums."

10. I am fiercely annoyed by the fact that my computer's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "Mellencamp".

That is all.



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You know you're an Idiot when...

when you see a couch, you smile to yourself.
Jimmy Neutron will never be taken seriously again.
You've seen the show...over 20 times.
You can name every cast member and their replacements.
You know that Tony Vincent IS St. Jimmy and no one can replace him.
When you see flannel you automatically think JOHNNY!
Whenever you eat ramen, you think of "St. Jimmy."
You know where the bastards have gone and your letters consist of bombs.
You tell people to call you Whatsername.
They actually do.
You use the phrase "Blah fucking blah" in normal everday conversations.
You can't watch MASH without thinking OH MY GOD! TUNNY!!!
You cried when Tunny got shot.
You know why the BOO YOU WHORE list exists.
You know the gender of Will and Heather's child.
While your friends talk about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, you're too busy raving about Tony and Aspen Vincent.
You've cast your friends as the main characters.
You know that Theo is more of a supporting role rather than a company member.
Without Theo, the plot would cease to exist.
You cried when the leads left.
You name your baby/pet/belongings Jimmy, Johnny, Tunny, etc...
Stage right will forever be known to you as The Couch Side.
Instead of giving you flowers after a show, you ask people to throw you unicorns.
There is no doubt in your mind that Gerard Canonico is the most adorable thing ever.
You totally endorse Theo Stockman and Lea Michele.
You make sure to DVR John's Law and Order Episode.
You live to see what Steve the Turtle is up to everyday.
Your favorite member of the cast is Steve.
You'll repost this for all to know you're a part of the Idiot Nation.

If you think Will needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you constantly refer to yourself as Mrs. Tony Vincent, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whenever you introduce yourself, you end it with "and you better not wear it out!"

If you know where the bastards have gone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Johnny needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are just DYING to know what Whatsername's name IS copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're the Last of the American Girls copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you got excited when you saw Moritz and Otto were in American Idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanna hug Moritz a million bajillion times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your bodies are the GUILTY ONES, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Hanschen and Ernst are a much better couple than Wendla and Melchior, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Melchior is far too obsessed with the phrase "You watch me, just watch me, I'm calling and one day all will know", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Thea/Georg is entirely unfounded but an awesome pairing anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were in denial when Moritz died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Gideon Glick has the voice of an ANGEL copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you found yourself crying when Martha dropped the flower into Moritz's grave, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that even though Otto has a tiny role, he's essential to the plot, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Well duh! Where would SA go without the Brian Charles Johson harmonies?!?!)

If your Mama gave you "no way to handle things", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have to rock out to "The Bitch of Living" and "Totally Fucked" everytime they come on your iPod, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Georg to play the piano for you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If during the beating scene you were thinking "Wow, that was dumb of her" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Moritz's little dance after he knew he passed school was fucking endearing :'D

If you changed you Facebook name to a RENT character, copy and paste this. (Yeah, so i was Mark Cohen for a while...XD)

If you wanna hug Mark a million bajillion times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you you've ever wondered how Roger could afford candy bars, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wonder why Angel had to die when her and Collins had the best relationship, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If it took you a while to figure out if Gabe was dead or not, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want a Henry, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you miss songs like "Costco" "Growing Up Unstable" and "Feeling Electric" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you were Natalie Goodman copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever had a crush who fit just about all of Henry's standards and you freaked out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I guess this one's just for me...Bluey knows what i mean...)

if you can recite the anti-depressants in "My Psychopharmacologist and I" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you awwwwed during both "Perfect for You"s when you saw the show, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sobbed like a lunatic when you saw the show, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you're too obsessed with N2N because...

You're favorite word is 'psychopharmacologist.'

You laugh like a madman every time you hear the name Henry. (You realize then that it's a common name)

You do a huge research on ECT.

You plan on marrying Aaron Tveit. No. Matter. What.

You automatically buy the albums to Side Show, Jersey Boys, and Spring Awakening cuz Alice, Bobby, and Jenn were in them.

You cry everytime you listen to "So Anyway" and "I Am the One (Reprise)."

You find yourself wondering about numerous ways to get to New York and see the show. And then stage door. With Aaron Tveit and/or Adam Chanler-Berat cuz he's equally awesome (Sigh...no more Aaron...)

you've written fan mail.

In that fan mail, you told Louis Hobson that his beard is awesome. (You bet he'll shave it off as soon as he gets the letter)

You continually scream "Catch Me, I'm Falling" at random moments.

You want to go to Yale and become a psychopharmacologist like Dr. Fine.

Whenever someone mentions Mozart, you respond with "Mozart was crazy."

Your new catchphrase is "Didn't I See this Movie?"

You and your friends get into huge discussions and analyze the characters...out of pure obsession

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Never Opened Up by jackiemonteith reviews
Imagine everything in Spring Awakening happened up until when Melchior gets beat up by the other boys in the reformatory, and Wendla's mother never sets up that appointment. Can Wendla and Melchior make it through this life?
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Wendla B., Melchior G.
Sick Of You by colormestupidx reviews
Saint Jimmy is fed up with his life at homeā€”his strict parents, his angelic younger sister, and the authorities who refuse to get off his back. So when he receives an offer to run away and join a gang of thieves, does he accept? Of course.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - St. Jimmy, Whatsername
So You Think You're St Jimmy? by givemesidewalkshadows reviews
What happens when Johnny can't remember who his Jimmy is? Inspired by So You Think You Can Dance. Rated T for Language
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - St. Jimmy, Johnny - Complete
What's Worth Fighting For by givemesidewalkshadows reviews
Jimmy has always been a rebelious child and does whatever he wants. But after tragedy strikes, he must get his act together. He has a very difficult time until he meets an old classmate who impacts him in an unusual way. Sorry for bad summary!
American Idiot - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - St. Jimmy, Johnny
The Hunger Games by entwined-in-a-web reviews
Johnny is reading the Hunger Games series and Jimmy is less than thrilled. Collab fic with TheSaintAddie! REVIEW PLEASE!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Johnny, St. Jimmy - Complete
Love Prisoner by Johnny Emm reviews
One teenager, sick of his town and his love life takes all his friends away from Hell, New York. Will he be able to save them from their pasts? Re-writes of every song from the play in order. Rated M for language and themes.
American Idiot - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010
Love is Insane by entwined-in-a-web reviews
Whatsername becomes concerned with Johnny and this 'Jimmy' vision. So what happens when while at the doctor, Johnny runs into Diana Goodman? REVIEW PLEASE! Saint-Effin-Jesus *heart*
Crossover - Next to Normal & American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Diana G., Johnny - Complete
Bloody Bloody Jimmy Jackson by entwined-in-a-web reviews
Everyone seems to think that Jimmy bears a striking resemblence to the title character in Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson. And the fangirls seem to like it. Clanfic! Co-written with werewolf-in-trainging! REVIEW PLEASE!
Crossover - Next to Normal & American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Gabe G., St. Jimmy - Complete
The Tick Vs The Not Quite Sitting Ducks by one eyed nemesis reviews
The City is being held hostage by hockeystick wielding ducks, The Tick and Arthur have their hands full if they intend to stop the feathered fiends. Feel free to review.
Tick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
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Leaving You Tonight reviews
Johnny's struggles, told from Whatsername's perspective. Rated T for some naughty language. Oneshot and also on the shorter side because YAY LAZINESS
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Whatsername, Johnny - Complete
A Teenage Assassin Executing Some Fun reviews
A story about the saint as a high schooler. Won't be a one-shot if I ever remember to update it. A little bit of SaintJesus possibly slash as the story progresses. Rated T for Jimmy being Jimmy and all the stuff that goes along with that. I reviews!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - St. Jimmy
Letterbomb reviews
A Q&A session with the Idiots. Collab between myself and iNvIsIbLeGiRl12. Also thanks to everyone who submitted questions! Rated M because Jimmy likes obscenities. Disclaimer: WE NO OWNEY. If you recognize content, it's probably not ours.
American Idiot - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Lazy, A Loner, A Bit of A Stoner reviews
Natalie and St. Jimmy are set up on a blind date... One can only imagine what sort of anecdotes will ensue. If you don't know why this is rated T, I shame you. *shaaaaaame.*. Disclaimer: I don't own any of it.
Crossover - Next to Normal & American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Natalie G., St. Jimmy
James Bond, Idiot Style reviews
What happens when the Idiots go Bond? Short answer: Very, very bad things. Rater T for language, drugs, alcohol, and everything else that generally goes along with American Idiot. Enjoy and review!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012
Substitute Saint reviews
My friend and I decided to write a collab about what would happen if Jimmy subbed for our French class. Rated T because Jimmy doesn't understand the concept of "school-appropriate language". This is just... I have no words for how bizarre it is. Enjoy :
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - St. Jimmy, Theo - Complete
What Not To Wear reviews
When Whatsername nominates St. Jimmy for What Not To Wear, trouble is sure to erupt. Rated for language and brief drug mention. Slash if you squint. Pretty pretty please review!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - St. Jimmy, Whatsername - Complete
The Tick and Arthur Talking About Salad reviews
A quick collab between my friend Clara and I. SPOOOOON! I apologize for how short it is.
Tick - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012
When You've Lost Your Dreams in the Rain reviews
A story about the young St Jimmy and how he came to be the saint... one shot, rated for language. i will forever love anyone who reviews. REPOPULATE
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - St. Jimmy - Complete
Lights of a Silhouette reviews
The first time Johnny meets St Jimmy, feeling hopeless and defeated in the dank Murder City. One shot. REPOPULATE! Rated T for language.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - St. Jimmy, Johnny - Complete