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Joined 09-08-02, id: 265082, Profile Updated: 01-30-11
Author has written 20 stories for Men In Black, Stargate: Atlantis, Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock Holmes.

Canadian, married, over 40 (by how much I'll never tell) written fan fic since the late 70s, (ok, so I'm kind of dating myself already) starting with Sherlock Holmes!! It took the movie to remind me my first fic wasn't Man from UNCLE after all. Ex roadie (lighting and sound) and ex paramedic, currently a compliance officer.

The muses have fled. I hope you enjoy what's up here, as it would seem that it's all I've got to put out there. I won't say you'll never see anything more, but at this point it appears doubtful.

Thanks to all who have read and reviewed.

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Jersey Style by HipsterMaybe reviews
A case takes Five-0 5,000 miles from the sunny beaches of Hawaii. Steve, now out of his element, must rely on his partner to get around. After all, they are on Danny's turf. Action, mystery, whump, and bromance. Rated T. I own nothing but the plot I came up with.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,127 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Game is On by Sharadethia reviews
John receives a text from Moriarty, a challenge. He has twelve days to find the man he thought was dead, Sherlock Holmes. If he fails, he loses his life, if he wins, he finds his best friend again. The decision was easy, but finding the man won't be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Among The Wreckage by LeeLee777 reviews
Half of life is fu**ing up - the other half is dealing with it.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,510 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Danny W., Steve M.
Stoic by Supernoodle reviews
Some would say that Lieutenant Commander Steven McGarett was stoic. That's because those people didn't know him like Danny did. Hurt!Steve with a side of Danno to the rescue. My first Five-0 fic. Enjoy!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
First to Die by JoaniexJony reviews
It's Christmas. A time of peace and love, but someone has murder on their mind. Unknown to Steve and Danny one of them is the target for revenge, but who and why? Set in season one with whump for one of our boys, and angst for the rest of the team.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,334 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
100 Ways You Can Love Your Husband HIS Way by TB's LMC reviews
They're partners, and a partnership is like a marriage, right? So why not explore what it takes to love your husband HIS way...Steve-and-Danny-style. Yes, there's cursing. Heavy bromance, no slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 108,920 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
No Man is an Island by Poohbear-29 reviews
One of the team is missing...will the others find him before an old enemy exact his revenge
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,059 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Doldrums and Deep Waters by Eyebrows2 reviews
Holmes has no case, and no cocaine. Watson is bearing the brunt. However, boredom is the least of their concerns, as an uncharacteristic change seems to be coming over the good doctor. These are deep, dangerous waters... Please read and review. *COMPLETE*
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,442 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Genius Unstrung by Wraithwitch reviews
A short series of connected scribbles showing how Holmes & Watson came to Baker Street, followed by much bickering both playful and painfully serious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Shadow on the Streets of London by Random Phantom reviews
A sequel to "The Case of the Vengeful Ghost": A dangerous man is stalking Holmes and Watson, and Holmes underestimates the threat he poses. A game of hide-and-seek is the last thing they wanted after their recent trip to Dartmoor...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,223 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
The Circular Room by xfsox reviews
Watson and Holmes find themselves at the strange mercy of a certain professor. COMPLETE.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Powers of Evil by KCS reviews
Hound of the Baskervilles AU. Watson stumbles upon the truth about Stapleton before he discovers Holmes on the moor. When the Doctor disappears, Holmes realizes he must act quickly against the powers of evil at work upon the moor.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Greater Love by KCS reviews
Watson discovers that Moriarty had threatened something more important to Holmes than his own life if he continued with the case in 1891. Not slash. Part One of the 'Greater Love' trilogy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Prof. Moriarty - Complete
Blood by Wraithfodder reviews
While on a mission, Sheppard turns his back for just a moment and McKay vanishes. The team fights against time when the only clues to the missing scientist's whereabouts are drops of blood. McKay whump. Sheppard angst. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Eledgias by Tipper reviews
Out on the Mainland is an Ancient ruin, which the Athosians have kept from the Atlantians for months. McKay hopes it holds the key as to why the Ancients chose this planet to land on, but it's hiding something much more dangerous than that. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,984 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Less Than A Minute by nebbyJen reviews
An explosion in the jumper bay leaves McKay and Zelenka in dire need of being rescued. Teamfic
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,896 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Rodney M., Radek Z. - Complete
Aftermath by Tipper reviews
Description: Tag for the Defiant One, picking up at the same point where the actual episode endsi.e. HUGE spoilers. What if Brendan Gall was right? What if people really would talk…?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Paradise by NotTasha reviews
Team checks out an island paradise and finds a nonfunctioning DHD, an active volcano and some particularly nasty fauna. They're stuck and McKay gets badly hurt. Sheppard, Teyla and Ford have to deal with it
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,963 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Rodney M., John S., Aiden F., Teyla E. - Complete
Machina ex Deo by custardpringle reviews
The Ancients feared only three things. One was the Wraith; another was the Plague. The third was locked away securely, deep inside Atlantis, and should never have been found again. Slash. [COMPLETE!]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,583 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
People Watching by Tipper reviews
Just another day in the Gate Room–-complete with bad puns, mini-crises and arguments–-as seen through the eyes of Beckett and Weir (Complete).
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Bioluminescence by Tipper reviews
COMPLETE! A small, innocuous looking temple on the top of a tree covered hill held secrets none of them could have imagined (Halloween story of sorts)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,572 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Bee in the Bonnet by NotTasha reviews
Ford finds a new piece of Ancient Technology and a letter. Who could have known that both would cause so much trouble for McKay and Sheppard? And speaking of McKay, where'd he go?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,160 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Rodney M., John S., Aiden F. - Complete
Sleep is for the Weak by OXBastetXO reviews
Rodney's avoiding sleep and someone comes to find out why. Spoilers for "The Storm" (complete!)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Hidden Resources by Tipper reviews
COMPLETE! Searching again for a Z.P.M on another world, Shepard's Team find themselves on a planet with an unusual form of defense against the Wraith--shame it's broken.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,745 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
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Diary of a Doctor's Wife reviews
Formerly "Opera", now a series from Mary Morstan's point of view. Movieverse, no non-canon relationships. Holmes and Watson friendship, seen from Mary's eyes. Third part up, and yes - I finally succumbed to my inclination toward h/c.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Trains reviews
Watson and a recovering Holmes find the case that almost killed the consulting detective is still following them. No ship but friendship. Multi chapter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,647 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Garrideb Conclusion reviews
It was as much a surprise to Holmes that he uttered those words, as it was to Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Weaknesses reviews
Several bad habits, but only one weakness. Reposted, original file was the wrong one...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Join the Army reviews
A short backstory for Chuck the gate tech. The team appears here, too.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
The Lull reviews
Sorry, NOT NEW. Repost and reformat of existing story. Written after Season 1 cliffie, before The Eye was broadcast. Not slash. Koyla and the rest have retreated from Atlantis, but he left something behind and now McKay is going to suffer for it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
Doppelganger reviews
Followup to McKay and Mrs Miller. The line between genius and insanity is thin. What would push him over? PS other spoilers too, for Tao of Rodney
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Other Side of the Storm reviews
What if the Genii had taken Atlantis? Quantum mirror, whumping, all the good stuff. Written in 2005 but never posted here that I can recall. Team, with Ford.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Still Waters reviews
What happens after the crisis? How do you deal with having friends again after seven years on your own? The consequences of some pretty serious Sheppard and McKay whumping from the POV of our favourite Satedan. Just noted Complete in 9 parts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Under Pressure reviews
Tag to Grace under Pressure, definite spoilers. What happened after? From Sheppard's point of view. Thanks to Kodiak Bear Country and nebbyJen for beta!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Empty Bottle reviews
Inspired by SG1 Message in a Bottle. In which I am beastly to both Sheppard and McKay. Hey it's what I do.... Team fic, though. Really. 2 parts
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Weight of History reviews
Exploration is always the name of the game, and there's a perfectly good spaceship just waiting to be used...but what's causing the mysterious illness? As usual, plenty of team fun and McKay whumping. Now with new paragraph breaks.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,046 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Persistence reviews
Cross with SG1, alternate universe. Sheppard McKay friendship, unabashed angst. It's amazing what you can do when a life is in the balance. Rating changed after consulting with someone who's read it. Season 1.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Fortitude Consequences reviews
Sequel to Fortitude, but stands alone. When is solitude easier to bear than friendship? In four parts. Reference to Behavioural Theory story, tiny spoiler for Sanctuary.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Fortitude reviews
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone...Not a deathfic. Honest.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Blasted reviews
Another response to a certain challenge issued...tag for Suspicion. They were AWFULLY close to that explosion...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
Behavioural Theory Case Two reviews
It's no good having tests without subjects. Companion to Behavioural Theory Case One the other side of the story...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Behavioural Theory Case One reviews
Reality can be painfully subjective. When everything is taken, what remains?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Reverse Psychology reviews
A slice of life - what wouldn't YOU miss about Earth?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/7/2004
but the face is familiar reviews
Some things you learn and forget, some things you learn and remember, and some things you remember - even when you forget...
Men In Black - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2002