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Author has written 17 stories for Twilight.

Welcome to Round Two of “The Dirty Talking Jasper Contest”

Summer 2011

Your Dirty Talking Jasper Team:

ladauphine, unf4rob, tuesdaymidnight, singlestrand and hazeleyes71790 (aka )


The Winners!

First Place in The Public Vote: "When Can I See You Again" By Sadtomato

Second Place in The Public Vote: "Read To Me" By lvtwilight09

First Place, Judges Vote: "Want You To Want Me" by rhythmjunkie

Second Place, Judges Vote: "Come Undone" by aydenmorgen


Dirty Talking Jasper Winter 2011 Winners were:

First place in the public vote was Lou-la's Inscrutable.

First place in the judges round of a TIE with Tuesdaymidnight's Wanderlust and SingleStrand's Hard.


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In The Corner reviews
Jasper sits in the corner, watching him from across the room.  He's loved Edward for years but hasn't seen him in months… not since their fateful kiss.  What does the future hold for these estranged friends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Want You To Want Me reviews
Jasper wants Riley. Riley needs some convincing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
Hit The Road, Jazz reviews
Jasper Whitlock, seeing the world outside of Texas for the first time, meets an elusive hitchhiker along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Behind The Bar reviews
Behind the bar, Alice feels safe at work, but one night when the music fades, everything changes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Read To Me reviews
Bella is in love with her audio books, or rather, the voice that narrates them. What happens when she mets the man behind the voice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Can I See You Again reviews
Jasper's been out and proud for 15 years. What happens when he meets Carlisle, who is just stepping out of the closet for the first time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Some Things Never Change reviews
My version of the age old, classic love story, vamped up and slashified.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Undisclosed Desires reviews
Growing up, Jasper & Peter were inseparable friends, until the weight of hiding a secret had Jasper fleeing across country to attend college on his own.  What happens when he returns one Christmas and Peter confides a secret of his own? Jasper/Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Picture Perfect reviews
Jasper Whitlock, a famous musician, is doing a photoshoot for a magazine. Bella Swan, his girlfriend, has tagged along. When a lunch break is called, Bella and Jasper have a little bit of naughty fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Pervy Propositions and Dirty Dreams reviews
After a nasty break-up, Edward Cullen spends the evening propping up the bar at his cousin's wedding. The sexy, confident barman there shows him a little of his world and a night that Edward won't forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Doll reviews
Alice and Jasper have to strengthen Jasper's self discipline before they can join the Cullen family. Their natural chemistry, combined with his ability to read/control emotions and her ability to see into the future make sexual self control difficult.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Whiskey In A Jar and Lightning In A Bottle reviews
Can an evening in a bar observing a distraught Edward lead to that elusive moment of perfection for Jasper, and possibly more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Coach reviews
Jasper is walking the walk but can he talk the talk?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Talk Ain't Cheap reviews
I hated my job but I came back every single night. I was goin' to keep coming back, all so that I could pay the bills . . . and hear his voice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Come Undone reviews
He's her dream come true by night, and an endless source of confusion by day. Is Jasper really the same man that drives her wild over the phone each night? She doesn't know, but with a little help from her roommates, she's about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Darlin' reviews
Edward remembers back to how he and Jasper met. What did Edward think of Jasper that first night when Jasper wasn't the polite southern gentleman?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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