MuggleBeene
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Joined 12-11-10, id: 2651714, Profile Updated: 01-16-15
Author has written 59 stories for Harry Potter.

Updated 16 January 2015

I'm MuggleBeene and below you'll find information on my stories, all Harry Potter stories in some fashion. Some of the stories are from the Professor Muggle series, a series that starts with a Muggle named Hank Boyd who finds himself teaching Muggle Studies at Hogwarts not too long after the epilogue of the Deathly Hallows. The stories are your view into the world of Harry Potter and his friends, family, and everything else that happens mostly through Hank’s eyes. All stories are connected in some way, shape or form; names will pop up from story to story, events referenced that happen in another story, and characters will show up in different stories. The Next Generation kids show up in the later stories, so if you like a slightly different perspective on Harry and his friends, family and everyone else in the HP universe you'll run into them eventually.

There are also some non-Professor Muggle series stories, one-shots, some multi-chapter pieces, one-offs, alternate universe pieces, what have you. Those are notated as not being part of the series so they can be read in whatever order you'd like. Stories where Harry becomes Lord Baron Potter Black? Check, but with tongue planted firmly in cheek. Some Hermione pieces? Check. Rarer pairs? Check.

As for me? I missed out on my Hogwarts letter a long time ago. How long? Let's just skip that question. I'm an American, which means that since I've been writing HP fanfic I've learned things such as sidewalks are called something other than sidewalks and other things, but if you run into something that's a little jarring just chalk it up to my being born in America and give it a pass. The story's the thing.

I do have a forum setup but it hasn't been active in ages. If you do care to visit is is located at http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/MuggleBeene/2651714/.

Professor Muggle Series

A word of caution: The series is rated M, not so much for any of the normal flags but mostly for language. Professor Muggle has an issue with cursing, so beware of that going in. Nothing worse than you'd hear on HBO or an R-rated movie. There are also some stories other great writers have done in the Professor Muggle universe which I'll point you to later on. Please read them, they're great.

1. Professor Muggle (My first fanfiction attempt, so it is a bit rough in spots.)

2. Professor Muggle: Year 2

3. Professor Muggle and the Lost Witch

4. Professor Muggle and the Secret Author (WIP) (Not essential to understanding other stories, as this is still a WIP)

The first three will help clear up any questions about characters or events. From there the stories branch and you can pick and choose, though I'd suggest the following order. If something seems confusing, drop me a PM. I never get PMs.

Never Had a Doubt (HR Boyd/Lily Potter)
Mione the Headstrong (Hermione Boyd/Scorpius Malfoy)
Still Life Studies (Virginia Boyd/Hugo Weasley)
The Quiet Sister (Minerva Boyd/Next Gen Characters)
Four Weddings and Seventy Hangover Potions (Boyds/Next Gen)
Perfect for the Role (Albus Potter)
Galleon Back Guarantee (Rose Weasley)
Family History (Draco/Astoria Malfoy/grandchildren)
Granddad (Harry Potter/His Grandson)
Botched It (Ron's proposal to Hermione)
Grimmauld Christmas Presents (Harry's proposal to Ginny)
Absentiatus (George Weasley/Arthur Weasley)
Similarities (Virginia Boyd/Ginny Potter)
Mission Accomplished (James Potter)
Just Like You (Harry Potter/Dudley Dursley)Worldwide Wizarding War: A History (Scorpius Malfoy/Hank Boyd)
Weasley Time Tourism (Hank Boyd/George Weasley)
WeasleyVision War of the Worlds (Hank Boyd/George Weasley)
Empathetic Anomalism (Hank Boyd/Unspeakables)
Interview with the Professor (Hank Boyd)
Things Visible and Invisible (Luna/Rolf)
The Last Chapter (Hank Boyd/Others)
Homework (Future descendants of Hank Boyd, Harry Potter)
Lethe and Mnemsoyne (Terry Boot/Others)
Stupid Alternate Universes (Hank Boyd/George Weasley/others)
Auror Driving School (Hank Boyd/Ron Weasley/Harry Potter)
Arthur Weasley's Last Christmas – The single saddest thing I've ever written. (Molly Weasley/Arthur Weasley)
Loss and Gain (Lily Potter, Teddy Lupin/Victoire Lupin)
Happy Birthday, Teddy (Teddy Lupin/Victoire Lupin)

Here are two stories I HIGHLY recommend in the Professor Muggle universe. Check out the other stories by the authors, well worth your attention.

Martine Lewis
A Few Moments from Rose Weasley's Life – After you read Galleon Back Guarantee read this immediately. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9040750/1/A-Few-Moments-in-Rose-Weasley-s-Life

Respitechristopher
Professor Muggle and the Toffees
It is in the TLX account from the Teachers' Lounge challenges, but check out his other stuff. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8781789/1/Professor-Muggle-and-the-Toffees

Other Stories

Sometimes it is fun to not write in the Professor Muggle universe; so much to remember. These you can just pick up and go. Check the description for the full details, though there are a couple of stories that are connected. Oh, and some of these are tangentially referred to in the Professor Muggle series but can stand alone.

Daphne Greengrass/Charlie Weasley
Misfits
The Dragon Uprising of 2012

My Lord Harry Potter (Harry/Everybody)
The Eight Futures of Harry Potter (Harry/different pairs)
Goodbye, Hermione (Hermione AU)
It Ain't Easy Being Lord Baron Potter Black (Harry/others)
Thanks, Chief (Neville/Luna)
Time and the Moon (Hermione AU)
Christmas Problems of Nymphadora Lupin (Tonks/Charlie Weasley)
Harry Potter and the Bird Club (Harry/Hermione)
The Short, Eventful Tenure of Headmaster G Squid
War Games (Hannah Longbottom)
You are a Married Man! (Harry/Ginny)
True Sight (Firenze/Bane)
A Lost Chance at Eternal Love (Snape/Emo Poetry)
Christmas Nargles (Harry/Luna)
Fabian Prewett's Watch (Harry/Ginny, Fabian Prewett, Emmaline Vance)
Fred is Dead and So Are You (Fred Weasley/Lucius Malfoy)
Need Your Help Immediately! (Harry/Ginny/kids)
Researching the Question (Jack the Ripper?)

So there you go. Hopefully it won't be another two years until I update this again. Happy reading. For any and all questions feel free to drop me a PM or post on the forums. Merlin’s socks, pants, and underwear, that was long.

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Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, what would have happened if Harry had been more sympathetic when Dobby came to call? (Character-centered drama with bits of humor on the side.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,123 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Dobby
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Do not take seriously. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,437 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Passageways Redux by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to change the future by changing the past, bringing together an unlikely pairing separated by time and will set events in motion that will not only radically change the Wizarding World, but their own lives as well. Not Canon compliant. AU, OOC, OC. Some bashing of certain characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,045 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Dorea Black/Potter
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 275,682 - Reviews: 4366 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 5,385 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 260,795 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Better Never than Late by Witherwings01 reviews
'They, who knew the steps I took, long ago, to guard myself against mortal death.' Lord Voldemort, 24th June, 1995. Voldemort's quest for immortality sets in motion a series of unintended consequences that even he could not have predicted. A 'what if' story set in year seven. H/Hr. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,110 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Malfoy Files by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
Draco is asked to look into the theft of several items. He soon finds himself embroiled in a mystery encompassing centuries and bloodlines. Time starts to run out when people close to home are threatened. Rated M for language and some graphic violence descriptions,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,114 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Epithalamium by Northumbrian reviews
Weddings don't just happen, you know! They have to be organised, planned. Every little detail must be checked, it cannot simply be left to chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,444 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Red Rising by DawgHouse09 reviews
What happens when The War is over? Fairytale endings are just that- fairytales. Harry, Hermione, and Ron deal with life post-Voldemort, and discover new challenges that threaten their worlds and their relationships. Harry/Hermione, not Epilogue compliant (obviously). Rated M for adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 447,904 - Reviews: 4652 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2007
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 316,792 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24431 - Favs: 12,085 - Follows: 11,200 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Prankster's Apprentice by kitcat234 reviews
Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7900 - Favs: 12,379 - Follows: 9,927 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where do Broken Souls Go by stalkerace reviews
It was a question that Harry asked Teddy on the day that he learned of Hermione's decision to marry Ron. It was a question that Teddy had not been able to answer even after more than three decades. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Reaching across time by Miia Swann reviews
The smartest witch of her age is thrown back twenty years in time only to study and fight alongside the infamous Marauders and their friends. Add the sudden existence of a carelessly handsome Marauder's love life to the mix and the wizarding world's history simply cannot remain the same. [Sirius Black X Hermione Granger ] - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 237,380 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Thorny Rose by Brennus reviews
Harry has been entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will, and his friends don't believe him when he insists he didn't enter his name. Will Ginny Weasley sit by and watch him suffer alone, or will she risk exposing the dark secret she has been hiding. GoF re-write from Ginny's POV. Smart & slightly manipulative Ginny! Extreme Ron-bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,941 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hunters and Prey by Northumbrian reviews
Harry Potter has a mission, to track down the Death Eaters who escaped after the Battle. Nothing is more important, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,270 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Muggle Magic and Interfering Family Members by TLX reviews
A world of possibilities erupts when Arthur discovers that most splendid and sacred of Muggle inventions: The computer. Written as part of the 2013 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Mugglebeene by Serenity Blaidd.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Ron W., Arthur W. - Complete
Desire by Witherwings01 reviews
What is the deepest and most desperate desire of Hermione's heart? Set six years after Voldemort's fall, Hermione learns the life she has fought so hard for is not quite everything she dreamt of. Will be H/Hr...eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,898 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Identity by Bad Mum reviews
An unexpected inheritance brings a shock for Bill Weasley, one which rocks his sense of identity and which has the potential to rip his family apart. Dedicated to the people of the Teachers' Lounge with love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Molly W., Bill W., Arthur W.
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Halfblood Auror by chelseyb reviews
In his quest to stop Malfoy in his sixth year, Harry turns to an old friend for help. Along the way he finds new allies, a Horcrux, & someone to stand by his side. Alternate view of HBP. Rating for language & violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 259,240 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Like Juggling Snowballs through Hell by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
The summer after fifth year, Harry's all set to leave Privet Drive. Tonks comes along, and Harry's life is changed forever. AU Humor/crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,700 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Hogwarts Castle and the Nameless Wonder by Rose of the West reviews
Chaos reigns in the aftermath of Dumbledore's murder. It's up to Harry's twin half-brother to take matters into his own appendages. Alternate Universe, OC/Ensemble Cast. Written for the Teachers' Lounge CRACKFEST '13. Rated T for some salty language in later chapters and maybe an adult situation or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, OC
The 13th of March 1988 by Mrs J's Soup reviews
Is it wrong to stun your child? Another random day in the AU future after 169
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
A Squirrelly Thing Happened on the Way to the Burrow by pleurocoelus reviews
Harry finally achieves his animagus form: a Eurasian red squirrel. When he realizes he is unable to transform back to his human form, he decides to seek help from Mrs. Figg. Unfortunately, Harry forgot about all her cats. Mortal peril has a way of making your life and priorities a lot clearer. AU HP/GW Different beginning to Half Blood Prince. Written for Animagus Challenge on SIYE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Arabella F. - Complete
The 3rd of January 1999 by Mrs J's Soup reviews
A tiny look into one evening in the AU future after the events of 169.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Geoffrey Hunter and the Secret Society by iwright reviews
The students can hex you, their parents can curse you, your colleagues are all a little bit crazy, and a terrorist group wants to kill you. Other than that, being the new Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts is a pretty easy gig. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - OC
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Bridges by lorien829 reviews
After twelve years in Australia, Auror Harry Potter is called back to England for a case. Can he find justice for a little girl who was brutally assaulted? And can he come to terms with his past, and restore his shattered relationship with Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,843 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Daily Prophet by FinallyCracked reviews
A selection of Daily Prophets recording the main events in the AU role-play of the Teachers' Lounge. What will you make of it? Just not sensible at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan reviews
A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hedwig, Hermione G. - Complete
Foolish by Tonksaholic reviews
Can love survive, no matter what someone does to destroy it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 274,763 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Suspicions of a Good Heart by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
Hannah doesn't think through where she's running to, but she certainly doesn't expect Professor Snape to let her into his office when she's sobbing as hard as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,725 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Hannah A., Severus S.
Cheese Shop Sketch by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Luna drops by Harry's flat. They watch some Monty Python. Luna does *not* find it funny. A response to a prompt at the Teachers' Lounge forum. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Thou Shall Not Kill by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
Harry deals with having to kill someone. Rated M for the use of the 'F' word
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
So Far Away by Love From A Muggle reviews
Ron's tired of people believing he's not serious about anything at all. To prove everyone wrong, he decides to train to be an Auror causing problems all the way around in his world. First person point of view, written for the Bloody Hell competition at the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ron W.
My Eyes! by Snarky64 reviews
Crack!fic for the laugh. Assorted monstrosities. First is Krobby mpreg. My apologies. Absolutely not explicit - obviously. Now updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Dobby, Kreacher
Sorting by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
The Sorting of Albus, Scorpius and Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Second Chances by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
This is the story of how Rose and Scorpius reconnect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Moons by Northumbrian reviews
It is 2010, twelve years after the battle. What should be a relaxing night out for one member of Dumbledore's Army turns into something else. It is a fairytale evening: Grimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Lavender B., OC] - Complete
The Ghost of Christmas Past by ReillyJade reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Ron receives a curious piece of mail from Bill - a letter which forces him to reflect on the past and see how far he's come in his life. And life, in Ron's opinion, is good. It's great. It's everything he's ever hoped for and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
TROUBLE by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
A young eleven year old Hermione is in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Wand by Dr. Platypus reviews
The little French town of Beauxbatons is known in the wizarding world for two things: fine wands and a superb Academy of magic. This is a story about both.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - OC - Complete
Edwin Potter and the Gift of Berossus by Dr. Platypus reviews
James was not the first Potter to menace the halls of Hogwarts with a band of troublemakers. Edwin Potter longs for a life of adventure, and there is plenty to be had in Queen Anne's nascent empire. But first he must face the only man he ever feared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - OC - Complete
I Choose You by YelloWitchGrl reviews
Ginny's 17th Birthday involved a lot of food, friends, and Firewhisky... now she and Harry awake to the aftermath. They have some tough choices to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,715 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Permission by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
My take on Scorpius asking Ron for permission and the internal conflict all of us prospective son-in-laws went through. Rated M for use of the F word a couple of times
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ron W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Worth of the Soul by xan519 reviews
As his sixth year begins, Harry is forced to take up his destiny earlier that anticipated. With Voldemort slowly taking over, everyone looks to Harry to lead them, all while Juggling school, friends, the seach for the Horcruxes, and teenage love. In the process, Harry slowly learns about not only himself, but the true worth of the soul!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 303,503 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Nymphadora Tonks & the Secret Admirer by chelseyb reviews
When Nymphadora Tonks starts receiving mysterious letters and gifts, she has a choice to make: her oblivious crush or the stranger trying to woo her. Post-war. Oneshot. Rating for blatant sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Coloring With Crayons by keeptheotherone reviews
Rose didn't know she wasn't supposed to color on the desk. Honest, she didn't know! Second Place in the Childhood Memory Competition by selenehekate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Rose W. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ghost of You by blacktag189 reviews
"He spotted Ginny two tables away; she was sitting with her head on her mother's shoulder: There would be time to talk later, hours and days and maybe years in which to talk." – DH pg. 745. He didn't think it would be that easy…did he? **Completed**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 381,249 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Way With Words by Aggiebell reviews
Ron and Hermione get some relationship advice from Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What a Cliché by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chasm by FirstYear reviews
After a discovery in the Muggle world Hermione finds there may be much more to the runes then what was thought. She, Ron and Harry step through the veil to discover the secret, finding things are not as thought. Mystery/Action/Romance HG/RW, many others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,522 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 419 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
What's A Girl To Do? by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione briefly recounts how she and Draco came to be together, and how Harry was involved. Written for the HP Triangles exchange on LJ. Brief mentions of lovemaking, rated for such.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Tower Affair by Rose of the West reviews
A wizard has been murdered. A special investigator is hired to find and apprehend the guilty party. SSxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Severus S., OC
A Grey haired old Lady by broomstick flyer reviews
The grey haired old lady was teased by the children of the village, encouraged by the adults, I was one of them children, that is until the day she almost stumbled and fell, I reached out to help her, never in my wildest dreams could I have known, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Learning to Live Again by seeker68 reviews
Starts the morning after the Final Battle. Follow along as Harry and Ginny live through the next few years and learn how to deal with the after-effects of the war, and try to live the life they deserve. Main focus is H/G but lots of other characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 246,339 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
We Belong IV: Growing Forward by mj2007 reviews
A year and a half after George Weasley's marriage, Alf is adjusting to changes in family and friends, while CJ continues to deal with a secret that could mean life or death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 229,502 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - George W., OC - Complete
Harry Delivers a Letter by Rose of the West reviews
Harry Potter meets with the parents of a new Hogwarts prospect. Complete! Should we follow the adventures of this student? Review and let me know!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Someday by Ivesia19 reviews
Rose Weasley has developed an interest in Legilimency and the truth about her mother’s relationship with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternity by Onatah1 reviews
Spoilers for DH. Another oneshot to add to the burgeoning collection as a followup to Deathly Hallows. A certain portrait through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 6,401 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Book of Ages by Rosina Ferguson reviews
Following OOtP Harry finds himself captured by DEs and framed for the murder of the Dursleys. Harry escapes and has to evade the Muggle Police and at the same time piece together the puzzle that is his family tree! Now very much AU since the publication
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,254 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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Lady Black, Lord Potter reviews
At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/24 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
A Beater's Life reviews
James Potter has it all; a famous name, individual fame and wealth as a professional Quidditch player, women, all the things that he always wanted. But can a person really have it all? With an international pop star ex-girlfriend, throngs of adoring fans and his face in all the tabloids, is that all there is to life? Or is there more? Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,686 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - [James S. P., Alice L.] - Complete
Time and the Moon reviews
AU Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley have broken up after 2 years, by mutual consent. On a spur-of-the-moment holiday Hermione wishes upon the moon to make things better. The moon fulfils her wish, as she meets someone new, but things change in a way she never imagined possible. Time travel, post-Hogwarts, ignores the epilogue. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014
Professor Muggle and the Secret Author reviews
Professor Muggle is once again called upon by the Auror Department, this time to help investigate the publication of the popular, but blatantly incorrect story of Harry Potter called The Potter Adventure Series. A contagion threatens the magical population as well, specifically his friends the Malfoys. Can Hank discover the author and escape the magical disease?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,869 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - OC, Harry P., Draco M., Astoria G.
Four Weddings and Seventy Hangover Potions reviews
Professor Muggle and Melody have four children. These are the stories of their weddings, including the preparation and the parties afterwards. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/16/2011 - OC - Complete
The Worldwide Wizarding War: A History reviews
Having served in the army during the Worldwide Wizarding War, Scorpius Malfoy decides to write a book detailing all aspects of the conflict. His father-in-law, Professor Muggle, will lend a hand, but there's more to writing a book than just writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
The Christmas Problems of Nyphadora Lupin reviews
Nyphadora Lupin didn't die at The Battle of Hogwarts, but that doesn't mean her life is easy. Dating, especially, is not going well. What happens she gets a visit from Father Christmas? Story written for the 2013 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange. Happy Christmas, Snarky64!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2014 - N. Tonks, Charlie W., Teddy L. - Complete
Dying Alley reviews
Rose Weasley thinks that Diagon Alley is the most boring place ever, since the 'Old V Guy' is gone. Her Uncle Bill helps shed a little light on the subject in a most Weasley-ish way. Written for Teachers' Lounge Forum Iron Fic Competition with a secret ingredient of "Diagon Alley."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Bill W., Rose W. - Complete
The Dragon Uprising of 2012 reviews
Daphne Greengrass finds herself once again over in Romania. Could it be more than chance that she and Charlie Weasley end up at the pub on Valentine's Day? What happens next? Part of what happened in the Four Months Later portion of the story Misfits. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Valentine's Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Charlie W., Daphne G. - Complete
Fabian Prewett's Watch reviews
Harry Potter received Fabian Prewett's watch on his seventeenth birthday. Here's the story of that watch and why it is more than simply a timepiece. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Emmeline V., Fabian P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bird Club reviews
One rainy day Harry Potter stops into Eeylops Owl Emporium to escape the rain. He leaves with more than he ever expected. AU, just a bit of fluff for the 'birds' over at the Teachers' Lounge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Rubeus H., Luna L. - Complete
Misfits reviews
They don't fit in their respective worlds, for reasons of their own. Together, though, they find that they can make their own little world. Slightly AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Charlie W., Daphne G. - Complete
My Lord Harry Potter reviews
Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts magical Britain is in a mess. This is the historical record of how Harry Potter became Lord-Baron Potter Black, amongst other titles. Multiple sources now present how Harry changed wizarding society forever with the help of trusted friends, a house elf and Gringotts. Non-canon compliant. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,880 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Eight Futures of Harry Potter reviews
Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Short, Eventful Tenure of Headmaster G Squid reviews
Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Giant Squid - Complete
Thanks, Chief reviews
Neville Longbottom finds himself in the Amazon Rainforest with Luna Lovegood. Wandless. Stuck in a tree. How did he get there and how will he get down? And are those Crumple Horned Snorckacks flying around? Not part of the Professor Muggle series. Written for HeadlessHuntsman in the Teachers Lounge Valentine's Day Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Christmas Nargles reviews
The daughter of Harry and Luna Potter decides to use her father's invisibility cloak to see Father Christmas. But Diana Potter finds out that Nargles not only exist but help Father Christmas. Can she bring one home to her Mummy? Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Arpad Hrunta.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Things Visible and Invisible reviews
Rolf Scamander is in training to be an Invisible, part of a secret group that does things Aurors only wish they could do. After a botched mission he has one more chance to make the squad, but his assignment provides more than a few surprises. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Rolf S., Luna L. - Complete
Need Your Help Immediately! reviews
When Ginny Potter needs a babysitter for her and some Harpies teammates, who better than her husband? Of course Harry can manage some children, after all he's done, right? Um, about that. Written for the HPFC Fic Exchange. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Ain't Easy Being Lord Baron Potter Black reviews
AU. Harry has been invested as Lord-Baron Potter-Black and wears the Potter ring, but his ancestors have a little surprise for him. The surprise? The ring has an heir compulsion charm. Not set in the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Goodbye Hermione reviews
For eight years Hermione Granger has been missing, until that one day when Harry Potter and Ron Weasley find her. Sometimes its best not to know the answers. Expanded from the initial one-shot, now multiple chapters. Written for the Teachers' Lounge 'I Never' Challenge. Not related to the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,308 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hello Minerva, Goodbye Minnie reviews
In her seventh year at Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall missed out on a chance at romance due to a Quidditch accident. Set right after WW2, this is the story of that missed opportunity, but from another's perspective. Written for Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic contest: Secret Ingredient American OC/Canon romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Minerva M., OC - Complete
A Lost Chance at Eternal Love reviews
Severus Snape recounts in his diary a missed chance and proving to Lily Evans that he is her one true love. Also there's a poem of his. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Snapoetry thread. Warning: bad poetry. NOT part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Auror Driving School reviews
Harry Potter is determined to modernize the Auror Corps, and one idea is that they need to learn to drive like Muggles. He enlists Hank Boyd to help him teach the class, but Ron Weasley has a bit of a problem. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Botched It reviews
Hugo Weasley needs advice from his father on how to propose. Ron's stories give Hugo an example of what NOT to do, however ,as he recounts how he asked Hermione to marry him. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Teddy reviews
Victoire Lupin has plans to give her husband a surprise birthday supper, but a combination of siblings and cousins doesn't make that easy. One-shot, related to the story 'Loss and Gain' as well as slight connections to the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Stupid Alternate Universes reviews
George Weasley's mixing Muggle items with magic has some unintended consequences. Instead of finding out what happens in an alternate universe, things don't go as planned, and he brings in Hank Boyd for help. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - OC, George W. - Complete
Just Like You reviews
Harry has agreed to Dudley's idea of dinner with Vernon and Petunia. Even Dudley's surprise doesn't change things, or does it? Slight connections to the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Quiet Sister reviews
Minerva Boyd Finnegan is not the boring old lady her granddaughter thinks she is, as a few trips down memory lane illustrate. Back and forth through time we see how Minnie became the person she is now. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,095 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - OC - Complete
Loss and Gain reviews
Lily Potter is not thrilled that Teddy Lupin is marrying her cousin Victoire. Will she ever understand why? A story in three parts, slightly set in the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Lily Luna P., Victoire W. - Complete
Arthur Weasley's Last Christmas reviews
It is Christmas at The Burrow, but Molly knows that time is short for Arthur. One-shot from Molly's viewpoint. Tangentially connected to the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Mission Accomplished reviews
It is James Potter's first day in Professor Muggle's Muggle Studies classroom. Even Ginny threatening him didn't deter James from his goal. A short Professor Muggle series story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - James S. P., OC - Complete
You Are a Married Man! reviews
Auror Trainee Harry Potter is on an assignment when he is reminded that yes, he is married to Ginny. Who knew that what happens next would involve the Head Auror and the Captain of the Holyhead Harpies. Slight connection to the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Empathetic Anomalism reviews
When Professor Muggle cast a real spell during his visit back to America, it didn't go unnoticed. The Unspeakables noticed, and need to have a word. Or more. Set after the first Professor Muggle novel and part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - OC - Complete
Grimmauld Christmas Presents reviews
It is Harry's first Christmas at Grimmauld Place. Ginny is back at The Burrow on holiday from Hogwarts, but will he be able to give her the present he's been saving for her after his Auror trainee assignment? Who gets an assignment on Christmas Day?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Granddad reviews
Artie Boyd has a short shopping trip with his Granddad Potter when The Daily Prophet shows up. Why are they taking pictures of them? Short, fluffy one-shot marginally set in the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Lethe and Mnemsoyne reviews
Business was slow at Boot's Investigations until Mrs. Michael Corner walked in and dropped two little bombs: a dangerous book was about and someone was trying to kill her husband. A Terry Boot story, part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Terry B., Michael C. - Complete
Weasley Time Tourism reviews
George Weasley has a new idea to make Galleons: time tourism. On a trip back to the year 2000 things are not what they expect, especially when Hank has an encounter with someone he knows very well. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2011 - OC, George W. - Complete
Still Life Studies reviews
Professor Muggle's oldest daughter Virginia is out of Hogwarts and studying art in Italy. She's engaged to Hugo Weasley, doing what she's always wanted but something just isn't right. When she decides to change things, where does that leave Hugo?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
WeasleyVision War of the Worlds reviews
George Weasley has decided to have a Halloween special: a wizarding version of War of the Worlds. You can imagine how that turns out. Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
An Interview with the Professor reviews
Professor Muggle is interviewed for a magazine article about the Potter Adventure Series. Of course it doesn't come off like he'd hoped. Set after Professor Muggle and the Lost Witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
The Last Chapter reviews
Professor Muggle is retiring from Hogwarts after many years. At his retirement party it is obvious while some things change, some things never do. Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - OC - Complete
Professor Muggle and the Lost Witch reviews
On his honeymoon Professor Muggle visits New Orleans, and things seem fine. After returning to the UK, things change; Muggle Studies professors are missing. Aurors, Draco Malfoy and Hank's friends help out; can Hank teach, stay married and find them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,712 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Fred is Dead And So Are You reviews
Fred Weasley is dead, but that's just the start. After making the acquaintance of someone who may be a character from history, there's the issue of an interview and what happens after that. Eternity may stretch on forever, but it won't be boring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Fred W., Lucius M. - Complete
Mione the Headstrong reviews
Mione Boyd, daughter of Professor Muggle and goddaughter of Hermione Weasley, may be a twin but she definitely has her own way of thinking. Follow Mione through the years and find out how nobody can tell her what to do. Short story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - OC, Scorpius M. - Complete
Similarities reviews
Ginny Potter has an impromptu afternoon with her goddaughter and ends up finding out that the two of them share some similarities. Questions from the old photo albums leads to an interesting conversation about Harry. Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
Galleon Back Guarantee reviews
Rose is a seer who works for her Uncle George, but she has a secret side business, Magical Match. Follow Rose as she juggles her job, her family and tries to keep everything under control. Short stories, Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Rose W., OC - Complete
Perfect for the Role reviews
Albus Potter wanted to be different than what was expected of a son who looks exactly like his father. From Hogwarts to now, he never expected it would turn out that way. Short story collection. Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Albus S. P.
Researching the Question reviews
A story of the Whitechapel section of London, 1888. One man is determined to discover why Muggles exist. A mystery one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - OC - Complete
True Sight reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts one reluctant participant reflects on events. Very short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bane, Firenze - Complete
Homework reviews
The great-great granddaughter of Professor Muggle has a problem with her History of Magic homework, too many magical relatives to pick from. Hopefully Professor Malfoy will think her paper is acceptable. Set after Absentiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
War Games reviews
Hannah Longbottom encounters a group of children playing in a park. Their game, however, is a bit of a surprise, in more ways than one. A very short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Mischief Still Managed reviews
Even after all these years, George Weasley still has a way of managing mischief. Part of the Professor Muggle series of stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Never Had a Doubt reviews
Scenes from the life of HR Boyd, son of Professor Muggle. It isn't easy being the son of the first Muggle to teach at Hogwarts, in more ways than one. Set after Professor Muggle: Year 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - OC, Lily Luna P. - Complete
Time to Change reviews
Terry Boot has been working with the Muggle Ops division of the Auror Dept, living as a Muggle for the last 3 years. At Cho Chang's wedding he meets someone who presents an intriguing opportunity. Is this what Terry has been waiting for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Terry B. - Complete
Professor Muggle: Year 2 reviews
After making it through a year at Hogwarts, Professor Muggle starts a new term with a fiancée, a new Headmaster and as Hufflepuff Head of House. Hopefully his friends Neville, Harry, Ron and George can help him, not to mention a former Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,925 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - OC - Complete
Absentiatus reviews
It's George Weasley's birthday, the first one without Fred. During a walk George and Arthur find a portkey which takes them to another time, requiring the use of the Absentiatus spell to find the missing portkey. Will they return to their time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - George W., Arthur W. - Complete
Family History reviews
Astoria Malfoy's granddaughters arrive for a weekend visit, but for one granddaughter the experience is definitely educational.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Astoria G., OC - Complete
Professor Muggle reviews
Hank Boyd found himself teaching Muggle Studies wondering how he was going to make it through. He's just been dumped, wasn't getting any younger and has no magic. Luckily his friends Neville Longbottom and George Weasley are there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - OC - Complete
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