illocutionary
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Joined 12-11-10, id: 2651970, Profile Updated: 04-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Glee.

Hello, call me Kaiser.

I fight against fatalism.

I believe in an empathic world.

And I think I like David Karofsky just a tad too much.

Find me on lj as illocutionary or tumblr as wildthorns: I often write short snippets that I don't post up here.

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Ever the Same by ktfranceebee reviews
It's amazing how one event and one decision can instantly change all preconceived notions about a person. And three days was all it took for Kurt to realize that certain closeted jocks deserve second chances. Kurtofsky!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,946 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Ghost In You by elphabachan reviews
Three years later, some wounds still hurt, and some feelings still stir. Can he forgive even though he couldn't forget? And what if the worst evil in this world isn't a zombie? Nellis, Frochelle. If you don't like either of those, feel free to not read
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,103 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Pieces of You by Neurabe reviews
A series of Nick/Ellis vignettes. Ongoing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ellis, Nick
The Boy Who Lives on Heaven Hill by winterswallows reviews
Premise: Jeremiah feels decidedly uncomfortable dating minors. Premise: Sans letterman and with stubble on his jaw, Dave Karofsky can easily pass for twenty something. Logical conclusion: Total mess. /oneshot, complete/
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Jeremiah - Complete
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Iron Heart reviews
AU! Fairytale ; In an accident, Prince Kurt breaks his mother's favorite necklace, and goes to David, the resident blacksmith about fixing it. Neither are particularly happy with the arrangement.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Blossoms reviews
AU. Inspired by a Chinese folktale; David fell in love with a young man who won't show his face.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Wake up, The Dream is Over reviews
Future!AU With Kurt not leaving for Dalton ; Dave doesn't care what anyone says: either Blaine is in some sort of fight club or his diet consists strictly of chocolate and rainbows: no one can be that happy all the time.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Blaine A.
The Real You reviews
They don't fit together perfectly. And they don't need to be. Light Fight Club spoilers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Blaine A. - Complete