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Tear You Down by Villain reviews
1918, a year after America joined in the First World War. When one of Colonel Stan Marsh's men - Major Kenneth McCormick - goes down behind enemy lines it's up to fighter pilot Kyle Broflovski to retrieve him. But when he falls into the clutches of the mysterious Bloody General, it's a race against time to stay alive… and out of the General's bed. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle, hints of K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,010 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
How To Save a Life by DreamInVintage reviews
How Dally and Johnny meet. And how they become friends. And how Johnny becomes the only person Dally cares about. And vice versa. And how Johnny dies. And how everything falls apart.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Darkest by lostsoul512 reviews
Just a little drabble look into the mind of Roger. Oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Roger, Jack M. - Complete
Don't Let Go by Ryomou reviews
A recollection of a handful of kisses shared over the course a lifetime. Cary/Joe
Super 8 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Cary, Joe L.
Lost Souls by Emma King reviews
Jace/Simon slash. Set during City of Fallen Angels: Simon doesn't understand the connection he is forming with Jace, or what it is that Jace wants from him. One-shot; complete.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Simon L., Jace W. - Complete
Anniversaries by Tondayala Cherise Dupre reviews
Anniversaries can say a lot about a couple. For Teddy and James, they have often been tipping points in their lives. Warnings for fluff, glow-in-the-dark condoms, and non-traditional storytelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L.
Tomato Cheeks and Citrus Heartbeats by yukihanaa reviews
A fluffy oneshot between the Mayor's son and the Brass bar cook. Title is extremely cheesy, I know.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Gill, Chase - Complete
Jump by Ryomou reviews
"We might die down there. We might seriously die." Before venturing down into The Alien's cavern, Cary decides to go without any secrets. Cary/Joe
Super 8 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Cary, Joe L.
and the boys go on and on by andthenshesaid reviews
This time, there's a war over chocolate frogs and jelly beans and the only thing of consequence is two boys falling in love. A series of moments. Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Erised by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
In the seventh book Harry thinks he knows what Dumbledore really had seen in the mirror. But what if Dumbledore had told the truth? What is the reason socks haunt Dumbledore in the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Bliss by Hiza Montmorency reviews
A plant called Exposén lands two people in a compromising position. Draco isn't necessarily displeased by the outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
We Are Cast by MissGoalie75 reviews
The month before Sirius leaves Hogwarts, he bumps into Regulus during a midnight walk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Push and Pull by tifaxfinalxheaven reviews
Within the push and pull of power and authority, many things once deemed "good" disappeared beneath the tumultuous waves. Gone. Lost. It was a war; casualties were to be expected. RalphSimonJack.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ralph, Simon
In the Moonlight by madmaddiee reviews
Albus and Gellert are enjoying the silence of the night in each other's company over bottles of Firewhiskey. One confession destroys everything. Rated T for a minuscule adult theme. Blink and you'll miss it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Labels by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
It was in pure innocence that Al and Scorpius decided to label each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" when they were in First Year. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Wrong Time by hellainsocks reviews
Out of time, out of mind. No, not really. Slash. AU? Only if you can prove it. Written for Dear. Dark. Destiny's 2nd Annual Romance Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Diaries Are For Writing In by hellainsocks reviews
Scorpius' diary, if it can be called that. Pre-slash Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
These Instances by Akavet reviews
Creek. Craig absent-mindedly kisses Tweek one day. Tweek kisses back. Both being clueless about these things, choose to forget instead. However, they end up forced into a certain situation where they'll finally get it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,080 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
This and That by reraimu reviews
What if Wendy had been a boy named William? SLASH. m/m, gay, whatever. Yes, I went there.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
My Graduation Present by hellainsocks reviews
Teddy's graduating, and as he does, he receives an unexpected present, of sorts. James/Teddy. Slash. Written for the Graduation Challenge; Placed third.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [James S. P., Teddy L.] - Complete
That Thing by reraimu reviews
Someone gets a little jealous, but Chuckie can't seem to comprehend it. Tommy/Chuckie SLASH. le one-shot.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Tommy P., Chuckie F. - Complete
Driftwood by Snake79 reviews
Neville and Draco are outed to the school and the school's reaction is probably to be expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Saucey by reraimu reviews
Sweet and sour Malec drabbles/prompts/oneshots. Whatever floats your boat. Ranges from fluff, mature content, to angst. Slash, of course. :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,449 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
One Simple, Stolen Moment by itsalwaysrealforus reviews
Sirius and Regulus meet at the quidditch pitch for some one-on-one time. Fluff. Blackcest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Stethoscope by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Everyone said that Arthur Weasley's shed full of Muggle Artifacts was boring. Teddy and James wanted to find out for themselves. Teddy/James oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Muggle Herbology by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Muggles somehow made things grow with only water and sunlight. Al Potter figured that anything should be applicable under the same rules, including love. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Photo Album by CharlieSchulz reviews
Harry Potter finds a photo album in his son's apartment one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
The Way the Young Decay by dustygun reviews
"When Sirius turns around, Regulus doesn't fail to notice a certain coldness in the grey eyes, and the way they seem almost entirely apathetic. Not a word passes between them." The brotherhood of the Blacks, told in short vignettes. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Y O U by amberpire reviews
Now is not the time to get a boner. ;Robbie/Beck;
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Robbie S., Beck O. - Complete
Attention by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
There were so many things that Al and Scorpius would have noticed if they would have just paid attention... Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Little Secrets by demondreaming reviews
There are so many secrets in my head, tangled in my curls, and if he'd just run his fingers through it they'd all shake out, and he could help me piece them together. Rock. Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
Tantrum by Hiza Montmorency reviews
It's Valentines Day, and after enduring a long song in an off key voice, Zander Maclelan has a repeat performance, Regulus surprises a lot of people, and popcorn is devoured. Sequel to Temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Temper by Hiza Montmorency reviews
Regulus rarely loses his temper. But Zander Maclelan had done something REALLY stupid. Because the only one who gets to call Sirius a Blood-Traitor is him. Mentions of SBRL, and other entertaining if not polite at the dinner table things. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Hail and Farewell by Team Jem Carstairs reviews
A different version of what happened at De Quincey's party and after. One-shot. Kind of a surprise ending, I think. Told from Will's POV.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Crazy by ohhsnap reviews
Johnny&Dally. He's the kind of guy that even though you can't always count on him to be there when you need him, he's got your back if he happens to show up.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Johnny C., Dallas W.
If You Love Me With All Of Your Heart by ChaosChild92 reviews
"It's a little chilly for flying." Regulus's voice is still flat, neutral, but it has the air of the calm before the storm. This is SLASH. If you would rather not be here when that happens then don't be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Bladed by Hiza Montmorency reviews
"You know," Neville said absently as the long blade etched a deep line down Draco's heaving chest, "I've always been good with blades…" Neville shows his darker side... a much darker side. Seventh year, could be DM/NL if you've got your slash goggles on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Stay Or Leave by amberpire reviews
They aren't like puzzle pieces, they're more like the shards of a broken mirror, and Robbie can't put himself back together without bleeding and he's tired of hurting all the time. ;Robbie/Beck; Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Robbie S., Beck O. - Complete
With Rose Colored Eyes by genetic.design reviews
They were parabatai. They were brothers in every way but blood.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
The Boy With the Puppet by amberpire reviews
And maybe 'hot' or 'perfect' is the wrong word to use for Robbie, but he's awkwardly beautiful to Beck, and he'll never be able to explain why. ;Beck/Robbie;
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
Degrees Of Love And Separation by SlashMyDreams reviews
April is the cruellest month. Regulus Black just wanted to be like his older brother. Regulus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Talk by Sjoeks reviews
Regulus' family expects him to join the Death Eaters, but Regulus is hoping Sirius will save him. ONESHOT "Brother…" Regulus asked hoarsely, "Help me… I'm so scared to make a mistake…"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Waiting by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
James often wondered why he reacted so strongly to seeing Teddy Lupin kissing his cousin Victorie. It took him until the summer of Sixth Year to fully understand. Teddy/James twoshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Finn's ultimate battle by KoopaEater reviews
It's quite awesome.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Finn, Jake
My Violent Heart by slobrain reviews
Youji x Natsuo. Movie Quotes. Weird. Not Finished. You've been warned.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Youji S., Natsuo S.
Ever I Watched by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Regulus wanted, so Regulus watched. one-sided Blackcest; Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Alabaster by Dark Fairy of the Wood reviews
Antonio broods, alone, a few weeks after the end of the events of The Merchant of Venice. Antonio/Bassanio
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
taxidermy by H.K.Nadia reviews
Drabble. Regulus is the trophy, while Sirius is mounted for display. Sirius/Regulus implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Break by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Normalcy is a myth. And that becomes obvious, especially when you search for it. Jacob/Seth Slash. AU. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Silverware by shannello reviews
multichaptered : Kyle Broflovski claims he's straight. Kenny McCormick knows he isn't. Put them in a story where they learn everything the hard way — drugs, alcohol, sex — and we've got... well, boyhood. : K2 slash : COMPLETED ON OCT 16, 2009
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,796 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Absolution by Muffled Chimes reviews
Sirius wants to reconcile with Regulus, and is at a crossroads in his own life, not quite sure where it's going to take him. Regulus wants to stay with him for a while. What follows is the best summer of his life. Warning: INCEST. Sirius/Regulus R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Brotherly by Kamish reviews
Because Sirius knows it's wrong, even if Blacks do tend to keep it in the family... SBRB, Limeish, Implied slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Brothers by BlueSea14 reviews
An improbable encounter between Sirius and Regulus Black. Told from Regulus' POV. 'You know as well as I do that Mother already sent an acceptance letter...I don't have a choice, Sirius.' OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Insomnia by ohhsnap reviews
Dally&Johnny. After all, you can't always get what you want.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Moldy Voldy by Black XIII reviews
A summary? We have no idea. But when Voldemort is reincarnated into a moldy loaf of bread... I'd say that's pretty disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
Butterfly by Chainlinks reviews
When metaphors are reality, conformity is the only option. Slash, RogerJack, AU.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Complete