Vixenne
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I'm Vivienne. I like reading, absolutely incorrigible. I'm a walking dictionary I know like every word without looking in Google or something xD

Top is important stuff. Bottom is the copy paste stuff so when you're done reading the parts above the line break below is all the copy and paste stuff. Yes I know they're annoying, but there funny so when you're done just click the hide bio


Here's some fandom I read and the pairing I usually read.They're not absolute but you know...*shrugs* Bolds are fave ships

Currently reading:Harry Potter-Dramione mostly

Books:

Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices- Clace, Simon/Isabelle, Malec ,Tessa/Will, Henry/Charlotte (I don't read it much though)

Harry Potter- Dramione, Tonks/Lupin, Severus/OC, Fleur/Bill (Yes I know all in bold. Can't decide). This isn't a ship but I love reading My Immortal Parodies :3 If you haven't had the pain/joy of reading it, search My Immortal with Commentary by a Lunatic by queenoftheloonybin. It's my favorite version :3 I also like where Sev saves/ adopts Harryh and it's like father and son but not slash!. Sev is like 20 plus years older and is literally old enough to be his father. *shudders* Actually anything like that and I'm really not a fan. Ick just, ick.

Twilight(don't judge!)- Jalice, Nessie/Jake, Nahuel/Leah,OC/No paired Canon Character

I read thousands of books so this just the top 3 I read. I'll just list here some others: House of Night, Host, Morganville Vampire

TV Shows

Bones- B&B, Hodgela, Zach/OC FINALLY BB!!! I also like Squintern fics.

Castle- Caskett, Esplanie

Mentalist- Jisbon, Van Pelt/Rigsby

Glee- Tina/Mike

Wolverine and the X-Men/X-men Evolution

AMyro, Kiotr, Romy, Jubby WANDURT!!!!, Anlocke

Caution 2.0 username: Phoenix Rising

Twitter: Phoenix_Song_


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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Anyone who asks someone if they have a green card, I'll smack u! That's just rude!!)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
II'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

or people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK
.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS..
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy..
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot..
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch..
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear my hair in PIGTAILS, so I MUST be immature.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I’m BLACK STUDENT in HONORS CLASSES, so I MUST be trying to be white.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I
’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm a CHRISTIAN who supports GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m a PACIFIST, so I MUST be weak.

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I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitches!"

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

My name is Chris,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else would have made my daddy so mad?

I wish i was better,

I wish i weren't ugly,

Then my mummy might want to hug me

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

or else im locked up all day long,

When i wake up im all alone

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home,

When my mummy comes home

I'll try to be nice

And maybe i'll only get one whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy back from Charlies bar

I hear him curse

my name he calls

i press myself

against the wall

I try to hide from his evil eyes

Im so afaid now

im starting to cry

He finds me weeping

he shouts ugly words'

he says its all my fault

that he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

and yells at me more,

I finally get free

and i run for the door.

He's already locked it

and i start to brawl,

he takes me and throws

me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor and my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken.

Im sorry i scream but its much to late

his face has been twisted into

unimagniable hate.

The hurt and the pain again

OH PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCEY!!

OH PLAESE LET THIS END!!.

And he finaly stops and heads for the door

While I LAY THERE MOTIONLESS

SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR

my name is Chris,

I am but three

and tonight my daddy murdered ME!!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae

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If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

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I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC

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"I WANT JOHN QUINN!"

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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.\

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven

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~If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.

mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.

mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!

when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.

i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.

And all because johnny got the gun from his brother.

mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now.

And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.

mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.

mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this.

but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss.

And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry.

mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest.

when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would.

i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.

i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids.

i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.

But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true.

And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you"

that always makes me sad...

in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost:

please if you would,

dont smash this on the ground.

if you pass this on,

maybe people will cry,

just keep this in your heart,

for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye'

now you have two choices,

1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'

2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Mary-Lynnette: Do I ever cross your mind?

Ash: No

Mary-Lynnette: Do you like me?

Ash: No

Mary-Lynnette: Do you want me?

Ash: No

Mary-Lynnette: Would you cry if I left?

Ash: No

Mary-Lynnette: Would you live for me?

Ash: No

Mary-Lynnette: Would you do anything for me?

Ash: No

Mary-Lynnette: Choose--mine or your life

Ash: My life

Mary-Lynnette runs away in shock and pain and Ash runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.H.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a Bitch well a Bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong,

and Being Ourselves.

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!!!!

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'I need tampons!'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yoursef at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- if you don't ask no one can say no

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

- If trying fails cover up all evidence that you tried

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day when you get your own house i'm going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open, and mess with the thermostat!"

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the hot waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car. (THE BEST PART! HAHA!) -NOT. I'D RATHER HAVE EDWARD THAN A CAR. HAA!!-

A normal guy would constantly kiss you on the lips.
Edward Cullen would rotate between your neck, cheek, collar-bone, and lastly-his favorite- your lips. (hee-hee)

Completely AMAZING Twilight Quotes:

"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)

"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)

"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)

"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)

"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)

"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)

"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)

On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)

His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)

"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)

"Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)

"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)

"May the best man win." "Sounds about right... pup." - Eclipse (Jacob/ Edward)

"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" ~ Edward - Twilight

"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." ~ Edward - Twilight

"For almost 90 years I've walked among my kind, and yours... all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet." ~ Edward - Twilight

"You are the most important thing to me now...the most important thing to me ever." ~ Edward - Twilight

"If leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight

"No Emmet I punched a werewolf in the face?" ~ Bella - Twilight

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." ~ Edward - Twilight

"What a stupid lamb." ~ Bella - Twilight

"What a sick masochistic lion." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Safe in Forks - what a challenge." Bella - Twilight

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Hell yes. We can find another way to pick a fight with this Demetri." ~ Emmett - Twilight

"Edward Cullen is staring at you." ~ Jessica - Twilight

"Nothing more fun than an irritable grizzly." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I don't speak Car and Driver." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Without the dark we would never see the stars." ~ Bella - Twiligh

"Be safe." ~ Edward - Twilight

"If I could dream at all it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it." ~Edward - Twilight

"When I told you that I didn't want you it was the very darkest kind of Blasphemy." ~ Edward - Twilight

"It was like my heart was gone like it was hollow." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Heaven right smack in the middle of Hell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I thought I'd explained it clearly before I cant live in a world were you don't exist." ~ Edward - Twilight

"The way i feel about you will never change. Of course i love you and there's nothing you can do about it!" ~ Bella - Twilight

"Your exactly my brand of heroine." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a, meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was Brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything..." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Stupid unreliable Vampire." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Overprotective fool." ~ Alice - Twilight

"Marry me First." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Penguins, Lovely." ~ Edward - Twilight

"I prefer brunettes." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Can i have another Human minute?" ~ Bella - Twilight

"This Hostage stuff is fun." ~ Alice - Twilight

"I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight

"My heart is just as silent and it too belongs to you." ~ Edward - Twilight

"You dazzle me." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I think she's having hysterics maybe you should slap her" ~ Alice - Twilight

"Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?" ~ Edward - Twilight

"And you're worried, not because your headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires wont approve of you, correct?" ~ Edward - Twilight

"The clouds I can handle but I cant fight with an eclipse." ~ Jacob - Twilight

"Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart- I've left it with you." ~ Edward - Twilight

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

-Jg Rox's story I want

Find the Guy

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

PROUD MEMBER OF THE NERD HERD!(from the house of night series)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A Real Boyfriend

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

IF YOU HATE STEREO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!

Bold those that fit you!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. ( I don’t care either way
)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook. ( i am but thats not the point )

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue..
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Ooh . . . a life! Where can I download one?

My glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water in it.

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed by a Greek god, obtain a sycophant, date Gavin Rose, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own lemonade!

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that eventually there should be a Sonny with a chance movie, copy and paste it to your profile

If your friends try as hard as they can to keep you away from sugar, because they know what will happen if you have sugar, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know Chad Dylan Cooper is HOT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know Chad Dylan Cooper exists, copy and paste into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped OVER a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sam and Freddie are meant to be together, Stuff Carly. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you agree with this.

Seddie is the only decent couple on ICarly, Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you are totally and head over heels in love with Mr Nathan Kress, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay, I'm in love with Fred Weasley. Got a problem with that?)

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley, and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile (He may be slightly good but to me Percy will always be an evil brat!)

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile (How could JK kill my Fred? And if that's not bad enough she killed Remus and Sirius too!)

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3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 529,341 - Reviews: 5051 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Heartfelt Paper Airplanes by KTwain reviews
After Booth reads her diary, Brennan is left mostly isolated from the rest of the lab. She hardly speaks to anyone until she begins receiving replies to the pages of her life as letters in the mail.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,221 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 8/23/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7448 - Favs: 10,379 - Follows: 9,485 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lily's Defender by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 260,992 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Vows IV: Courage by Zarathustra46 reviews
Fifth year and the Snapes are back fighting against a world that refuses to acknowledge His return. Follow Harry as he tries to survive both the Ministry and Voldemort. Fourth in the Vows series. It is advised you read the other three first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23755 - Favs: 13,404 - Follows: 12,316 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kiss Me Freely by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Sequel to MCMM. As lovers in a biased world, Hermione and Draco strive to fight against the war that was caused by their love, as friends and family fight to 'rescue' them from one another. Will their love survive this last year at Hogwarts or will everything fall apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,011 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,383 - Reviews: 4099 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 4,710 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Little Brother by hyper active pixie reviews
Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Begin Again by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy lead a ragtag group of rebels against Lord Mort - Voldemort's new, stronger incarnation. Features Vampires,Veela,Werewolves,Dementors,Ghosts,Poltergeists,Succubi,Naga,Ancient Spells,Animal Transfiguration/Animagi,DeathlyHallows,War Violence. Post-Hogwarts A/U. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Pansy, Neville/Penelope, Jeremy/Willemu,Snape,Theo,Viktor,Harry,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 317,372 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Who Am I by onlymystory reviews
Stiles is tired of being taken for granted and everyone assuming they know him so he lashes out.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story on HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 291,244 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,575 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Irresistible Chemistry by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 451,683 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Wild Card by onlymystory reviews
All week tumblr's been like oooh we need some BAMF!Stiles stories. So here's my contribution to the cause with a tiny bit of Sterek thrown in. M only because I'm not sure how the violence rates.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Hercules by StarKid McFly reviews
When a project is set in Care of Magical Creatures and Scorpius and Albus are partnered, they find that parenting a bowtruckle might just bring them closer together. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Who you are shines through by Safekeeping reviews
A first foray into the world of fanfiction. The romance of a fascinating, complicated, and surprisingly under-represented couple: Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour, from their first meeting until I am content to leave them to get on with their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,012 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bill W., Fleur D.
He Doesn't See Himself Disappear by onlymystory reviews
Stiles was told if he found himself in hell to just keep going. What if there's no way out?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Scott M., Stiles, Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Slipping Away by Allyarra reviews
The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,945 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Stiles - Complete
Lightning in the Flames by george's firework reviews
We know the story of Harry, Hermione, and Ron but there are other characters in the series that weren't covered so thoroughly. This is the story of two twins by the names of Gred and Forge, so sit down and listen closely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Fred W., George W.
New Ages by GriffinSky reviews
A story of reconstruction, because a world turned upside down cannot right itself in a day. Percy realizes this as he tries to deal with family, politics, and an investigation into ongoing Death Eater activities. Sequel to Proving Them Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,425 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W.
Cramping My Style Niam AU by One-Darrention reviews
Journey of Love & Acceptance between two best friends.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Complete
The Way I Loved You: OneShot by trustxbelieve reviews
Rose has the most perfect boyfriend, but still thinks about her imperfect ex. The annual Potter barbecue causes some unresolved problems to pop up for her. *Based loosely on 'The Way I Loved You'*ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
New Hogwarts Uniform by poosandwichesarecool123HP reviews
We thought the Hogwarts uniform needed a change...please read and review :Humour, Parody x
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Albus D.
The Beautiful Mind of Katherine Pryde by Kinetically Charmed reviews
Story told through Kitty's online diary, an interesting peek into her weird mind.-Kiotr,Romy,Jottma. Rogue has started her own blog now. She's such a copy cat. "The Brilliant Mind of Rogue", seriously. I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but come on...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 125 - Words: 253,912 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Colossus - Complete
Not Alone, Never Alone by The Original Horcrux reviews
Luna had always felt something for Neville but she'd never truly realised what that was until Neville confronted her about it after the battle of Hogwarts. Life is perfect, Luna is flying but what's flying without turbulence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,127 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Porcelain by postcardfromsomewhere reviews
Harry Styles has hit an all new low, and it's up to Louis Tomlinson to fix him. But what people don't know is that Harry Styles is fragile. Is Louis Tomlinson really the one to do the job? Larry Stylinson. One Direction. AU.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,850 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Complete
Nightmares - Revamp! by SeniumDestamtumm reviews
"H-Harry?" The boy let out a sigh."Everything's going to be fine Lou, I'm not going anywhere" A sniff. The pure delight and hope he felt with those words spoken. -M for vivid mature description- Larry Stylinson [rewritten]
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
Old Man of the Sea by Robyn Maddison reviews
There is a man who lives on the edge of the sea. Rumours say he loves a mermaid.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
Chaos Weary by ColdFusion180 reviews
There is no break from the madness and no rest for Magneto as long as the Acolytes are around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Shell Cottage by Aventure Is Out There reviews
Shell Cottage becomes a place of refuge for various members of the Order of the Phoenix during the war with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,820 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Fleur D., Bill W.
Vows III: Honour by Zarathustra46 reviews
Sequel to Vows and Duty It is advisable to read these first . The Snape boys are at it again, facing dangers during Harry's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,338 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Vows by Zarathustra46 reviews
Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn't supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.Chapters 8 - 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,752 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Place for My Heart by Wendy Waddles reviews
Severus has a chance encounter with a muggle woman from his childhood, who holds a long buried secret dealing with him. She becomes a rare friend to him, maybe someday more. If that happens, will he survive? Now Complete! Thank you for reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 274,491 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Tell Me What You See by Bad Mum reviews
It is the first night after the Full Moon and Bill knows that he is changed forever. He has to live with that, but he can't ask Fleur to. For the Beatles title challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Welcome back to Genosha Mr Wagner by lady of the wilds reviews
Kurt wakes up to find himself imprisoned on Genosha and he's not happy. KurtXWanda one-shot.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Scarlett Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Seven by Bad Mum reviews
Seven characters and seven prompts. Percy Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Astoria Greengrass, Oliver Wood, Susan Bones, Padma Patil and Marcus Flint. For the "One Week" challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Oliver W., Padma P. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roses in December by Daughter of the Black reviews
December is upon Tina and Mike. The highs and the lows. The cheer and the sorrow. Follow Tina and Mike through December, their relationship and their family. Holiday fic 2011
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,926 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Tina C., Mike C. - Complete
Return to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 480,740 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Ghost of a Chance by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry's compassion spells trouble when he switches places with Peeves and becomes a ghost, then Peeves disappears. Can Severus and his friends help him out, or is he doomed to haunt Hogwarts forever in Peeves' place? AU, godfatherSev, HufflepuffHarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 353,737 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Those Lovely Clichés by KTwain reviews
Cam, always in the background of the show, finally gets her turn in the limelight; much to her embarrassment and disapproval. It's only then do the others in the lab realize they know next to nothing about her. Completed.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,173 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Cam S. - Complete
Twentyone days by evil minded reviews
AU / Death Eaters besiege Hogwarts. A spell from Dumbledore is going astray. A cauldron explodes during potions class. And the old castle enfolds its own magic. Can some students survive the next twenty-one days? How will they deal with everything thrown their way due to "the tragedy of Hogwarts" as reporters call it? Accompany them on their struggle to stay alive ... thanks ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,264 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Laura's Journal: My Story as Told by Me by Quill N. Inque reviews
X23 chronicles her experiences after coming to the Xavier Institute, and she soon finds that no amount of training could have prepared her for the challenges of school, friends, bullies and even BOYS...COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,434 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - X23 - Complete
Real Plastic Trees by HotMessica reviews
In the pages of every high school yearbook, there is a girl that everyone thinks they know. I'm her, and sometimes, I don't even know myself. But he does. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,142 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Scent That Lingers by SeraphimeRising reviews
The moment that changes everything. Warnings: Angst. Lots of plot. Frank talk of death and suicide. Not friendly towards Hermione at all. Creature fic. EWE/AR. Switching POVs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Come What May or 100 Days by SeraphimeRising reviews
When you lose your innocence, what comes next? RW/PP. Warning: EWE. Implied Rape & Physical Assault of Character. Language. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 66,079 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Only a Pretense by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
In order to save her parents, Hermione Granger had to give up everything, even her identity… and femininity. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 256,474 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Some of Us by wildpeace reviews
Pre-Tike, Mike/Matt bromance. After a conversation with his bro, Mike tries to prove that not all jocks are jerks.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Mike C., Tina C. - Complete
The Well Behaved by wildpeace reviews
Tike. Bullying in McKinley High didn't end with Karofsky's overnight transformation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tina C., Mike C. - Complete
The Heart of The Family by Rochelle Templer reviews
A journey into the childhood of our resident psychologist and baby duck...Rated T to be safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 74 - Words: 241,955 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - L. Sweets - Complete
Reality by fabricated fantasies reviews
They are at war, and the only thing they can do is love. -The romances of the DA, includes SeamusLavender, BlaiseParvati and many others-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Seamus F., Lavender B. - Complete
Eyes Open by Bad Mum reviews
Thirteen couples in wartime. Because now is all that they have. For the "Make an album into a story" competition at the HPFC forum. Based on the album by Snow Patrol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Not Like This by harlequindreaming reviews
Draco is being trained in Legilimency for his mission as a Death Eater. What happens when he decides to use it on an unsuspecting Hermione? What will he see, and how will it change him? Dramione. OoC 5th book and onward. Set in the 6th.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,078 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,724 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Demon of Bayville – An XMen Evolution, Beauty by Knightcrawler reviews
Set in an Alternative Universe, with elements from both the X-Men Evolution and comic universe, the Demon of Bayville has become a creature of myth and legend. Kitty Pryde, a young and inexperienced X-woman is sent on a mission to destroy this creature.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,979 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Once upon a time: a werewolf & an Irishman by BelivetheBeauty reviews
Sure we think of Lavender as a bit crazy and insane but do we ever really get to meet her and Seamus? No,so this is their story tried to stay as canon as possible! Give it a chance LEMONS! :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Seamus F., Lavender B. - Complete
Sooner Surrender by queenofthelooneybin reviews
Sweets has been reunited with his sister. Zach opens his heart to her. But no one ever said getting to happily ever after was easy.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,438 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - L. Sweets, Zach A. - Complete
Drowning in Denial by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Lisbon looked at Jane. He, too, recognized the song. Their song. Jane met her eyes. There was a pinch of sadness in them. He held her gaze. He didn't look away. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Proving Them Wrong by GriffinSky reviews
What are you going to do?" she asked softly. "I'm going to fight back." Percy replied calmly. What Percy was really up to during Deathly Hallows. Teaming up with some unlikely allies, he tries to bring the persecuted to freedom... and stay alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,473 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Your Human Heritage by M. D. Jensen reviews
Zack and Angela friendship; missing scene from Aliens in the Spaceship.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Zach A., Angela M. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
saveyourbreath II: i know what you did last summer by onelildustbunni reviews
Life as teenagers, in...what exactly? Julian's still trying to define that, and he thinks summer break will help him decide. Little does he know what X-23's past holds...and her future. Picks up from 'save your breath'. New X-men, Hellion and X-23.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,511 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Julian K./Hellion, Laura K./X-23 - Complete
Derranged Marriage by GratuitousViolets reviews
Gambit concocts a crazy scheme to prevent himself from being married to the daughter of a rival guild by marrying Rogue, but can he convince his hateful and abusive family to come to terms with his marriage? MATURE themes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,679 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
It Was Going To Be A Wet Day by HPJellicleCat reviews
Bill has a new assistant- and she's a VEELA. How is he supposed to concentrate on work while resisting her veela charms? Fleur/Bill story. Please R&R. XD DISCONTINUED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Smiles, Cries and Sweet Silences by yourdorkalways reviews
When Mr.Schuester assigns a duet assignment for the Glee club, Tina is on the verge of explosion. But when she's partnered up with someone who had always just been a bystander in her life, she'll have to choose between an old past or a new future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,073 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Mike C., Tina C. - Complete
Xanadu by Alara reviews
ROMY. Rogue is captured by Trask & is experimented on extensively. Remy's a prisoner too; they escape. Xmen think she's dead, she thinks they abandoned her. Craziness ensues. Not HC, it really has a plot! Not as angsty as Ch 1 might lead you to believe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,926 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Il faut que je t'aime by Bad Mum reviews
Bill and Fleur. 75 prompts. For the Aboard the Love Boat Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 27,281 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 12,528 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sneak by Tamarai reviews
This story is the chapter companion of my previous oneshot ‘Victims of Circumstance’. Gambit and Rogue have let things get carried away and have now gone much too far to stop. But what is the end result of an X-man and an Acolyte falling in love? Romy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,364 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Evolution by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
For Good by x-aj-x reviews
COMPLETE. As a Slytherin, Lexi Conrad has a lot of demons to face. George Weasley is only too happy to make her forget them. However, some things can't be forgotten. Lexi may not be changed for the better, but she will be changed for good. GEORGEOC PREHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 168,016 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2005 - George W., OC - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10392 - Favs: 5,298 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Star Crossed and Everything After by Tamarai reviews
An isolated event comes back to haunt Rogue just as her life begins to fall into place. When her past catches up with her entirely by accident and for reasons not even involving her, she must re-evaluate her life. Romy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,184 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Heir to Prince Manor by DaughterOfAres reviews
When Harry wakes one morning, he discovers a badly injured Snape in his living room, and tries to hide him. But Petunia discovers them and reveals a secret she has kept for thirteen years--one that will change the course of Harry's life forever, and Sever
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,283 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Rescue and Redemption by MarvelFan2009 reviews
Julian Keller has left Xavier's after one of the worst incidents in School history and is now trying to regain some honour any way he can. Laura Kinney has been captured for nefarious purposes once more and needs help to escape, can they help each other?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Julian K./Hellion, Laura K./X-23 - Complete
Scars by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
-"I felt like I'd met my perfect match..." A brief look into an important moment in the relationship of Dr Sweets and intern Daisy Wick. Swaisy fluff!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - L. Sweets, Daisy W. - Complete
More Than A Sea Apart by bornbored reviews
Directly after their deadly encounter with Mojo and the parting that followed, Nightcrawler and Scarlet Witch realize they are more connected than they first thought; and separated by even more. Reviews are most cherished! Chapter 6 is UP, enjoy!
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Scarlett Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Musings With a Drunk Scott Summers by slickboy444 reviews
On a slow night at the institute, the X-men get a phone call with news that Scott has gotten very drunk and needs a ride home. As it just so happens Emma Frost volunteers. An memorable and hilarious situation ensues. Hints of Scott/Emma and Scott/Jean.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What The Future Holds by SensiblyTainted reviews
One-shot. A glimpse of the future at the end of Flying with Tattered Wings. Shadow Snape continues to recover under Draco's watchful eye, and love finds their friends and family. Maybe, just maybe, they can truly be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Flying with Tattered Wings by SensiblyTainted reviews
Long Epilogue to Shadows Within the Light! Harry Potter is dead and Shadow Snape lives in his place, or, well, dreams in his place. He's in a coma. Can his adopted father, Severus Snape, and boyfriend, Draco Black, an ex-Malfoy, help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,453 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Absolutely Maybe by Tamarai reviews
In order to secure a safe future for mutants, Professor Xavier instructs his team to secure the mutant thief Gambit as a team member first, and the only way to cut through his Guild’s red tape is through an unbreakable contract. Romy.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,154 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna M. - Complete
Paradise by TheLostMaximoff reviews
Parting is all we know of Heaven and all we need of Hell. KurtxWanda.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Scarlett Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 6,222 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rogue vs Gambit by Tamarai reviews
The art of seduction turns into a full blown war when the flirty Cajun and the fiery Southern Belle agree to a bet neither is willing to lose. Romy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,142 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadows Within the Light by SensiblyTainted reviews
SEQUEL:BMFS After 4th yr, Harry's adopted and becomes Shadow Snape. He returns to a Hogwarts run by McGonagall, with a slightly altered face and new scars. Neville and Draco help him face the monsters in his mind and the new evils stalking the world.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 476,894 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where Shadows Go by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the death of her husband, Lily Potter must begin her life anew, along with her son, Harry. Can they find comfort and solace with Master Healer Severus Snape? Or will old wounds from past and present keep them apart? Lily/Sev, AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,091 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Collision of Coincidence by Tamarai reviews
Set after the third film, following the AE where Rogue doesn't take the cure. Remy gets involved in a rivalry fight between two arch-enemies and against all his better judgment hires himself out to a cute little X-man with suicide lips. ROMY.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Helix stages Vol 1: the first try by onelildustbunni reviews
New X-men AU/616::Hellion/X-23:: Julian Keller / Laura Kinney:: First volume of Helix. Romance/comedy with lots of action and drama and adventure. This volume is complete and will not be updated further; author page: Helix vol 2 Helix vol 0 prequel too
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,150 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Julian K./Hellion, Laura K./X-23 - Complete
Untold Weasley Tales by lionesseyes13 reviews
In this series, the oldest Weasley brother grows from a two year old wizard who won't eat his turnips to a grown wizard in his own right. Enjoy his adventures with his brothers at home and at school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 83 - Words: 365,649 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Bill W. - Complete
Wynter Is Cold by DA Jones reviews
Winter was always my favorite season and Wynter my favorite girl. Full of warmth, she would smile brightly even on the coldest day. A DH era romance of sorts with 2 OC's although one is a very obscure canon character. Also Hannah, Neville, Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - OC, OC - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Giant Chicken Heart That Ate Hogwarts by JJ Rust reviews
Draco Malfoy listens in horror as a monster rampages through Hogsmeade. What will he do when it reaches Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by nerdyblammer reviews
I loved him. I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but I did. Maybe I just saw the side of him he didn’t want the world to see. Regulus/Emmeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Regulus B., Emmeline V. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Origins of Phoenix by strayphoenix reviews
The completly true origins of the Phoenix Force. Has to do with Humphrey Bogart, 1945, Drew Carey, the Royal Stick of DOOM, The Powerpuff girls, Cher, Stan Lee, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Stargate. oneshot
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 398,027 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shaun Snape, Age 8 by teacherbev reviews
Summary: Part 3 in the Growing Up Snape series. Shaun is now 8 years old and dealing with his father Severus, loose Death Eaters, Merlin and magic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,422 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by slickboy444 reviews
Follows X1. Logan's life is forever changed when he rescues an infant girl named X23 from a group called Hydra and raises her as his daughter. Then one day, they become entangled with a group known as the Xmen.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,315 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Wolverine - Complete
The Luckiest Man by mnemosyne23 reviews
Zey would not know a werewolf if one bit zem on zeir ‘orrible little noses! BillFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,651 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Origins by strayphoenix reviews
The completly true origins of Wolverine. Has to do with penguins, Jimmy Buffett, a cucumber, Mia Ham, ABBA, Scarlet O'Hara, a bean burrito, and a blue squirrel. oneshot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Time Will Tell by Teardrops and Roses reviews
Kiotr, Romy Hints. Only time will tell until the two stop living the phrase love is blinding and realize their feelings for one another are mutal. About five years after the final show. Please R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Colossus - Complete
Lockheed Versus Dinky by Madripoor Rose reviews
Pomeranians are evil. And Lockheed is bored.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
The Grandchildren of the Atom by strayphoenix reviews
The XMen were known as the Children of the Atom. Now it's their kid's turn to rock the evolutionary chain. Sequal to The Seatbelt Sign Should Be On At All Times. Prior reading recomended. The XMen will never be the same. Ch3 up!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005
Santa's a WHAT? by strayphoenix reviews
Cerebro picks up a special teleporting mutant with regenerative abilities just in time for the holidays. All while Jean tries to convince Scott that Santa does exist. Jott, slight Loro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Seatbelt Sign Should Be On At All Times by strayphoenix reviews
The Xmen are coming back from a mission when they are stranding in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with Emma's and Jean's new born babies. Ch 10 up! Complete! Sequal pending!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
The XMen Theme Song by strayphoenix reviews
Jamie writes the XMen a theme song! It's got laughes, fun, and JOTT! I wrote this at 2 in the morning, when i write my best stories. Oneshot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Extermination by slickboy444 reviews
Takes place 2 years after Apocalypse, 1 year after the Phoenix. The mutant problem has grown and a obscure general named William Stryker thinks he has a solution. Has Jott, Wandurt, Kiotr, others later on.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 328,550 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
In the Dreaming by Regina the Queen of Random reviews
Amara is struck down by a mysterious illness, and with her condition worsening all the time, the X-Men turn to an unlikely ally for help. [Complete]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,297 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Complete
Not Myself Sequel 1: Haunted by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. The crew of 'Not Myself' return in this fourpart sequel to the fic you mad readers all know and love. Join them in their life after Hogwarts and please don't kill the dear writer or her muses for anything she does to them...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
No Rain by slickboy444 reviews
Major ScottJean. Scott and Jean have always been seen as a couple of uptight straightarrows in the eyes of others. But in reality, their lives are far darker, and more complex than anyone could possibly imagine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,173 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5073 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stirring the Embers by tonraq reviews
Amyro. Just a lighthearted little romance with two of my favourite characters. Try it, you might like it. FINISHED!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,669 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Magma/Amara A., Pyro - Complete
The Osiris Song by mnemosyne23 reviews
COMPLETED! When Fleur is faced with a tragic loss, she takes it upon herself to see the matter set right, and the danger be damned. BillFleur, with hints of RH. Rated for violent images, sensuality and a little language. Final 2 chaps. uploaded June 8
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,665 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Trial by Fire by Regina the Queen of Random reviews
A trial by fire is an often painful experience that tests character. But are John and Amara willing to risk it for the sake of the other?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,304 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003
Choosing Sides by Walmartshoplifter reviews
Two of the X-Men are kidnapped by mysterious assailants when an unlikely friend comes to their aid... for a price. Read and Review (Let the ROMYness begin! A little bit of Lancitty, Jott and Jonda.) COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,908 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
Devil Inside by Marikosan-7 reviews
Film Noir, set in 1930's New York. Jimmy Logan: P.I. is given a seemingly simple case of following the wife of a jealous husband. But soon organised crime, blackmail and political corruption muddy the waters. OroroLogan FINISHED
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Ororo M./Storm
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charms and Curses by Thalia Kendall reviews
Two very different yet startlingly alike people are on a mission for the Light Side. The elegant French princess and the fearless English adventurer meet, and sparks fly. BillFleur fic DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,967 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Weakness Is Our Strength reviews
The war has left Emma Leighton broken and clinging to her humanity. But a project brings Theodore Nott closer to the broken Hufflepuff,and Emma has to decide if she will let this rule her or to stay away from the Slytherin and his bright light in the dark
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Theodore N., OC