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Joined 12-12-10, id: 2653095, Profile Updated: 12-19-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, Lovelies!

I am updating this account for the first time since the beginning of summer break. *facepalm*

I am VERY busy, but I have decided to make my stories a bigger priority. Now that WINTER break is here, it shouldn't be as much trouble to keep track of. :)

As a brief note, I love reading fanfiction for Harry Potter, Axis Powers Hetalia, and Teen Titans, although I can also dig a well done Mentalist or NCIS story. :) Recommendations for your stories, or someone else's, are always welcome.

Sincerely,

Jester.

And also, I'm going to start building my collection of random shit on my profile. YAAAY!!!!!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

When you dial a mental hospital:

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are dyslexic, press 6-9-6-9-6-9-6-9-6-9...

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you are delusional, stay on the line and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you have short-term-memory loss, please hang up and try your call again later.

If you have low-self-esteem, hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are hallucinating, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Gay Marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Make a list of your favorite Harry Potter charecters in a random order and compleate the fallowing questions.

1) Lucius M.

2)Harry P.

3)Ron W.

4)Hermione G.

5)Sirius B.

6)Draco M.

7)Remus L.

8)Bellatrix L.

9)Dumbledore

10)Fred

11)George

12)Voldemort

Questions

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Um. No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I think she's reasonably pretty. Especially in the last few movies.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Whoa, crazy awkwardness... I guess the world would end after the birth of the most evil, mentally F'ed up child EVER.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

NO. NO I DO NOT.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hells Fuck Yeah!!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Oh, tough one... I guess Five/Ten. *Hides face in shame* Sorry, guys!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Whoa. Um. Seven would probably die of shock.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Ron's feeling under appreciated. What can Fred do to help...? (I feel dirty just writing the SUMMARY...)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hell no!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

What?! Fine... "Wolfish Grins." (Don't make fun of me, that mental image made it hard to think.)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WHAT?!?!??! BUT-BUT-BUT HOW?!?!?!?!?

12) Does anyone of your friends list read Three het?

Yup.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not really.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Maybe two-four, but not five!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

GEORGE!! *blush*

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

My Last Breath, by Evanescence. A death fic, obviously.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING - SLASH, INCEST, THREESOME, SWEARING, SHENANIGANS.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I see someone tall, pale, and ginger in your future.

19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Treacherous fool! Deceitful liars! Die, both of you!!!

20) How emo is Seven?

So emo. So very, very emo.

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Delightful Drabbles by Wynja reviews
SladeRobin drabblecollection, and some Red X now! Both slash and nonslash stories will be listed... mostly slash, though... severe fluffwarnings might be issued.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 207 - Words: 1,054,653 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Robin, Slade
Shattered by rubydesires reviews
Shawn's with Juliet, so why is he kissing Lassiter?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Spontaneous Sladin Drabbles by Jayto reviews
All Sladin, all the time. Spontaneous, random, and crazy geared drabbles, that will make you weep, sweat, scream, and cry. Enjoy the torture.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,852 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Robin, Slade
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sympathy for the Predators by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLM slash. Harry is a patron of the arts. Lucius is Lucius. Both are predators. And either might find unexpected sympathy in the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,540 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Like Poison by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Ember In The Dark by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Warren quickly learns that he won't easily be able to get rid of Will when he takes him home one night after finding him hurting in a dark alley. Requested by 'Loveless fangirl'. Rated M for UNCONSENTED INTIMACY, CURSING, SLASHY LEMON and DARK THEMES.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,988 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Christmas Drabbles 2011 by Wynja reviews
Dark and light drabbles, one for each day until Christmas. Mostly Sladin. SLASH, of course! I hope you enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,681 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Nightmare Experiment by L. Alex Greene reviews
Holmes is afraid to sleep because he's afraid of nightmares. Maybe Watson can help him out... Sherlock/John pairing, heavy slash, this means boys have sex. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot, complete. Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Myself to You by planetofmars reviews
Loki with both his love and his hatred. Loki/Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
A Kindness Repaid by Marnie reviews
After the events in "Boys in a Man's World" Steve Rogers doesn't expect to see Loki ever again. Very luckily for him, Loki never does what he's expected to do.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Loki, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
American Bulldog by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Inexplicable by Dionaea Canis reviews
This was the offer of instance without consequence, in which you could progress and be without limit of normality or expectance. This was his escape from the people and the world, because this was something unknowable. Tony/Loki Tony/Pepper, MovieverseAU.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Impulse Control by Ahja Reyn reviews
Robin has taught Superboy how to control his impulses. How to hold back in order to make observations. How to give in to his desires without being overwhelmed by them. He doesn't really mind that Robin hasn't quite mastered these himself.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Natural by SSSP-shhh reviews
Just after Madame Red's funeral, Ciel realizes the inevitable. Sebastian/Ciel Lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
the WORST by ladynorthstar reviews
Loki steps inside the Avengers Tower, to talk with Iron Man... but what could his true intentions be? And why did he choose Tony? Tony Stark / Loki , Fandral / Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011
Drive By Sequel by SpecialHell reviews
Sequel to Drive By - Partially AU/AT. Tony/Gibbs Slash. Case!fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.] - Complete
The King of Beasts by wildskysong reviews
Serial killers don't retire. Red John, Jane, introspection, a dash of nature documentary, and years and years of careful planning. SPOILERS for Strawberries and Cream and rated for general Red John creepiness.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
Black Sheep Third Time's the Charm by Wynja reviews
Robin thought the mission would be a walk in the park, but the park is bigger than he bargained for and the opponent his toughest yet… /Sladin slash
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,589 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Treacherous Books by Green Sphynx reviews
America reads some interesting literature and decides to test how much of it is true. How surprised he will be! Yaoi, please don't bother reading if you don't like that stuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Morning After by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Danny was always careful to watch his alcohol intake at the annual Christmas Truce parties, particularly because of the possible repercussions that could arise from being so vulnerable around one's enemies, Truce or not. Vlad was not an exception to this.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Limits of a Demon by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Sebastian may be perfect in every single way, but even a demon butler has his limits. Especially when it comes to... certain needs. What happens when Ciel unconciously pushes them too far? Yaoi, Light Bondage, Lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
His Butler by Zoni reviews
When his household staff fails to get a photo of Sebastian, Ciel decides to take matters into his own hands. All he has to do is find Sebastian standing still for ten seconds. What better place than the butler's bedroom? Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Maudit Maestro reviews
Sladin. There's something hiding under the covers, and it's certainly not Grandma. Warnings inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Slade, Robin - Complete
Five Times That Watson Did Not Wake Up In Canon by Tazlet reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/29/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Witch Fight by backseat compromises reviews
Austria, a witch, enters into a carnal pact with his new familiar, Prussia so as to participate in the War Games. He looks for the familiar he let slip away which turns out to be Germany, now bound to a powerful, reclusive witch named England...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,589 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Avana65 reviews
Never would Draco have been able to anticipate the surprises he would receive on each of the twelve days of Christmas, when he was forced to stay the holidays at Hogwarts. Slash! PG13 to NC-17 in the last chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Communication Journals by Josephine Stone reviews
Dumbledore has a plan to help Harry get over his prejudges against Slytherins. Hermione is worried, Ron gets jealous and Harry falls in love with an in the closet Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Only Tonight by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Arthur saw Germany, carrying a small tree with candles, picking his way across the barbed wire."What do you want?" England called, his gun pointed at the other blond. "Truce," Ludwig said, holding up the tree. Ger/UK, about the Christmas truce of 1914
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2010 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 350 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Evening on the Ground by EruditeWitch reviews
When Harry is called to Romania on a gruesome case, he finds someone involved whom he thought was out of his life for good. Now, Harry has to reconcile his own complacency with the unseen force that is constantly throwing them together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Honest when Drunk by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Hollow Man by wildskysong reviews
"You see yourself in his cracked eyes, your hollowness, your hate and pain and your beautiful rage. You smile behind the mask. You are the same, mirror reflections of one another, hollow men, shadows." Red John's introspections on Jane, in five acts.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
Enemies With Benefits by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Isn't that how the saying goes? Slash!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Sweets of Evening by thoughtless dreamer reviews
England wants America, and figures what better way to his heart than through his stomach? France agrees to help cook America an excellent meal. Food fights, snark, and playful banter ensue, and old feelings are awakened. FrUK. Rated for yaoi and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Into the Night by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Revealing his secret to his parents probably wasnt the best thing to do, and now Danny has only one person to turn to for understanding, healing, and love.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,080 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Arthur by Evandar reviews
Harry is thanked by a stranger-who-isn't on the day of Dumbledore's funeral. Oneshot. Gen. Hetalia/HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
The Body Remembers by Rhen Nightshade reviews
England was drunk. So was Russia, for that matter. But it was fine… Until England decided to deny Russia's superior claim to America. Of course, Russia couldn't just leave that unpunished, can he?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
Running Passions by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
"A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Sofas by Kink Fluff Angst reviews
."Yes, over my sofa, Lisbon!" Patrick Jane/Sofa
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Happy Vacation? by Jayto reviews
Our Little Bird has decided to go on vacation through Christmas. His destination? Unknown. Except to a certain one-eyed villain. What happens when Slade decides to visit his favourite Teen Titan on vacation, where both parties are mask less?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,983 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Europa by PastaWar19 reviews
All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Victim of Circumstance by rainingslash reviews
HarryDraco Slash. WIP. Post DH. Novel length. Nineteen years is a long time. What happened between the end of the Battle of Hogwarts and Albus Severus Potter’s first day of school?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,799 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Man Who Murdered Love by ch19777 reviews
How to start a successful career as a coldblooded killer and how to get out of jail in order to take revenge on those who arrested you, Red John style. - Written for the Jello Forever challenge with the prompt “new beginnings”.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Dancing by whitetyger123 reviews
Perhaps it was the chains that were waving from his hips, or perhaps the spiky blond hair, or the fact that he had gorgeous green eyes that France saw when he turned around... "Arthur?" France/England written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp ya
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Best Christmas Present Ever by Wynja reviews
My Christmas present to Sladin-lovers. Contains holiday sprit, slash, fluff, slash, scheming, slash, an annoyed Robin and Christmas presents. And slash. Rated for later chapters.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,982 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Robin, Slade - Complete
For Your Entertainment by Darkfire75 reviews
EngFra. "I am expected to be a gentleman; a well-rounded nation who behaves accordingly. I'm expected to read books, knit, and drink tea by a warm fire. I'm sick of pretending. Centuries of acting like a good gentleman, a decent nation. I've had enough."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
10,000 Nights Of Thunder by Cwena reviews
All my drabbles, in chronological order, the best are at the end! SLASH Slade/Robin, Red X/Robin, Sladin, M/M
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Robin, Red-X
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tit For Tat by Romanoma reviews
What else is there to do on cold, winter mornings...? SebastianxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Want by Sara's Girl reviews
Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Wursts and Handcuffs by padfootalltheway reviews
It's the wurst situation you can think of, booze and handcuffs...... or is it? Germany Ludwig x UK Arthur RATING: VERY MATURE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Rough Return by His Spectacles reviews
Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fun at the Gun Range by chibichibi k reviews
Shawn and Carlton have a little fun on the range! PWP SLASH. Carlton/Shawn!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Twilight Movie Madness by dracosoftie reviews
A short PWP in honor of the release of Twilight, which opens in the U.S. on Friday. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Draco and Pansy talk about the Twilight book series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
First Taste of Corruption by DeceasedSoul reviews
You don’t want this, this sickness, this disease, this taint of every family you know. You don’t want twisting kisses that taste of magic and shame and carnality. Sirius doesn’t want Lucius, except he does. Lucius/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Lucius M., Sirius B. - Complete
Taste of Violence by The Wykkyd reviews
This isn't a teenage love-story. We're not standing in the rain, professing our love and sucking face. No, this is violent. Compared to a romance movie, this is hardcore porn...not that I was supposed to know anything about that.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Robin, Red-X - Complete
Innocent Games by Wynja reviews
Robin has a secret desire to be seen and… touched… he has found the perfect way to fulfil his fantasies… but will it last? Slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The More Things Change by Lokifan reviews
Hogwarts graduation night, and Draco escapes to the top of the Astronomy Tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not So Speechless After All by La Morraine reviews
SEQUEL TO SPEECHLESS - After running from the wedding Harry must decide how to go on with life. He's harassed by seemingly everybody and doesn't really know how to fix the mess he has left behind ... Harry/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,424 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Speechless by La Morraine reviews
Harry and Draco are considering marriage. Therefore, it's most unfortunate that the future father-in-law tries to interfere ... Harry/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,738 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Wynja reviews
A sequel to my story “Touch”. Slade has Robin, but how to keep him? He makes a deal with the boy… a deal with very specific terms… Slash? Yes it still is…
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,430 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like Catnip For Kyo by ReturnToSender reviews
He wondered if Yuki tasted as creamy as he looked... KyoYuki or YukiKyo, can't really tell. Meh, let's toss the labels out the window anyway. Hee! oh look i've added another short!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Hurrah for Valium by Jiia-chan reviews
In response to hotchick1's challenge. Hatori has been down ever since the Kana incident. Shigure and Ayame want to cheer him up. Enough said. Involves sex, drugs, and may or may not involve rockandroll. SHA. THE LEMON... IS HERE.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Hatori S., Shigure S. - Complete
Stepping Up by JemiB reviews
A series of 5 stories, each under 500 words. Glimpses into the life of Lucius and Harry over the course of 5 years, in 5 different rooms.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Perfection by Just Silver reviews
HL one-shot. "You smell like sex and blood." Harry is on a mission and it goes a bit awry. Not too surprising since Harry's not exactly himself these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Hackneyed by Jaylee1 reviews
[Complete] "It was a combination of posture and overall demeanor that gave the cloaked figure away." [HP-LM, Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Beginning by El reviews
H/D [slash] – Draco POV. Features two lonely boys, and one art project. For Johanna's birthday. :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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The Trouble With Currents reviews
Harry and Draco struggle to hide their relationship. Meanwhile, Voldemort and his merry men are up to no good, as usual, prompting a tragedy that changes the alliances of several unlikely people. Slash, HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,418 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just Relax reviews
When Harry Meets Draco for a duel in a certain third-floor corridor, they suddenly find themselves in a bind. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,628 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Music Mania reviews
10 Drarry Drabbles, rated M for safety and inspired by 10 shuffled iPod songs. Yes, another one of THOSE. No, wait! Don't run away! Give it a chance. Feel free to tell me if I did it wrong, too... Rated M, HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.