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Joined 12-12-10, id: 2653099, Profile Updated: 01-17-14
Author has written 11 stories for Gakuen Alice, and Naruto.

N-name: Ana

Age: 17

Sex: F

B-day: January 3

I love to read Novels, Mangas, watch Anime, read Fanfics and all the sort.

I write whatever come to mind and I hope to write some more!

Books I've read:

-Percy Jackson and the Olympians (From Lightning Thief to Mark of Athena)

-The House of Hades

-Harry Potter (all seven of them)

-Fearless

-Fearless 2

-Life of Pi

-Love in the time of dragons (absolutely like this XD)

-Bewitching

-The Hobbit

-The Immortal Series (only the first three books though)

-Twilight (all four of them)

-Matched

-The Selection

-The Elite

-The Hunt

-LEGEND

-Bared to you

-Divergent Series (three books)

-Magyk (Currently reading)

-Shatter me

-Unravel me

-Book of shadows (Sweep Series)

-Eragon (completed four books)

-and others


MY UPDATES (01-17-14) last update: 01-11-14


> Treasure: I absolutely have no idea whether I can update this story -_-

> Forged Marriage: posted chap 11 but still haven't written the next one. About Natsume's POV, my friend said that i shouldn't post it because it'll break the curiosity of readers... I'm posting a poll about this anyway...

> About the story For Them, For Her, For You: I already started rewriting the story and I don't think I can post the story this month. I redone other aspects of the story but it's still the same all in all.


Sentences I absolutely love:(It'll take a while to accumulate)

"Do you always kill people when they blow their nose?" - rachel in Percy Jackson "the Titans curse"

"I never thought that you'd dress like a prostitute just to kill, but I'm not complaining." - Tsubasa Andou in Fanfic(forgot the title)

"Are you immune or just fucking stupid?" - Natsume Hyuuga in random fanfic

"Politeness is deception in pretty packaging" - Christina in Divergent by Veronica Roth

"Human reason can excuse any evil; that is why it's so important that we don't rely on it." Tris' Father in Divergent by Veronica Roth

"The truth has a way of changing a person's plans" Beatrice/Tris in Divergent by Veronica Roth


100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
*Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
*Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologicallyappropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
*Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of QuintupularAgglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
*(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and
exposition]),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might havea tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my girlfriend breaks up with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack her for breaking up with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.


Star Signs

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. That's ME! XD

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES-The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.

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Tsubasa by Ailu Chan reviews
"If I didn't know you, I'd think you're flirting with me." "You don't know me," he said. "...exactly." In a world where she is innocent, kind and lonely, and he is ruthless, merciless and a shinobi, they met. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,659 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Trials and Forthcomings by Team Dragon Star reviews
With war looming on the horizon, Team Seven is put back on active duty after several years of intense training. Having overcome every obstacle thus far, have they done enough to defeat the challenges they'll have to face in order to save Konoha? Sequel to Failings and Misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,215 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 2/28 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,815 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 4,173 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
The Timeless Value of a Mended Friend by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
A twist on the usual Team 7 time travel. All three are granted a second chance, back as babies in the same timeline. Except none of them know that the others are back too and all three have different plans for the future. Sakura wants to prevent a war. Sasuke wants to start one. And Naruto? He just wants Team 7 back, and maybe he'll even save Konoha in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,218 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Team Seven
With Every Beat by halfdemonfan reviews
Pain can come in various forms. Sakura had suffered all of them; but with the war raging on she found the torture would continue. Canon/ Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 211,771 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Soul Connection by Lazaraz reviews
Draco finds the Half-Blood Prince textbook and uses one of its mysterious spells on Hermione, which connects their souls and causes their thoughts and emotions to be permanently shared. Despite their differences, a love-hate relationship emerges as Hermione discovers Draco's depression and mission to kill Dumbledore and Draco realizes that she is the only person he can trust. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Gakuen Alice: The Remake by Uncoloured186 reviews
#16: Canon Universe. She came to Tokyo because she wanted to settle things with Hotaru, not enrol into the school. [Complete]
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,079 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Natsume H., Mikan S.] - Complete
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,959 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Facebook One-Shots! by MistAiry reviews
Heated conversations that take place over the social networking site, Facebook! Auto-correct, racy photos and "accidental" typing errors! My, oh, my! What will our beloved Gakuen Alice characters comment? Read to find out! Series of one-shots!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Reckless Heart by Vanilla Coated Love reviews
One band. Two lead vocals. Four reckless members. And one kickass secret. (Reposted and revised)
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
Draco and Hermione by Lazaraz reviews
After Hermione is captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, she escapes with Draco. They must work together to end the war, return to Hogwarts as eighth years, unite the four Houses and become Professors - while slowly falling in love in the process. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,707 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Pansy P.]
Uncharted Territory by Nicole4211 reviews
Lucy gets a notice that her apartment will be undergoing renovations and has to stay with Natsu for a while. Strange thoughts start to plague her and she has to fight her bodies response to the man she considers her best friend during an adventure they hadn't planned on going on.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,095 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Twice Surprised by The Crafty Cracker reviews
Two mysterious children suddenly appear in Magnolia claiming that they were the offspring of 2 S-class mages. They had a month to stay and be protected by the guild or else cease to exist altogether. Now, it was up to two unwilling mages to babysit them and pretend to be a family for the sake of a son and a daughter they never even knew they had. Or will have?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Mirajane S., Laxus D.
Receive With The Restart by WinterWaters98 reviews
It's been six years since Isobelle Malfoy met her mother, Hermione Granger. Things seem to finally be falling into place, until Rose and Scorpius ask her a question she isn't prepared to answer. Can she use her own life to justify her parents' actions? (Sequel to 'To Be A Malfoy', but can possibly be read alone!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,035 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Princess of Sakura Kingdom by Uncoloured186 reviews
#03: Alternate Reality. For safety reasons, her father never let her out of the kingdom, so she made a deal with him. Beware of OOCness! [Complete]
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Natsume H., Mikan S.] - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 5,805 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Accursed Brothers by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,836 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thingies by nekked reviews
Drabble-thingies about a girl and her moron. Er, captain. — Luffy/Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Luffy, Nami
The Outsider's Perspective by Dea Isis reviews
Snippets of the development of Draco and Hermione's relationship - told through the eyes of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spellbound by cleotheo reviews
An Auror raid goes tragically wrong, leaving Draco Malfoy in a coma. When he wakes he must deal with a life he doesn't remember and a wife he despises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,922 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Glance by valonqar reviews
It was only a glance, nothing more. But it is at a young age that Hermione Granger captures the attention of one Draco Malfoy, and as curiosity spreads to obsession spreads to love, he stays in the shadows, words never to be spoken haunting his every step. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Be A Malfoy by WinterWaters98 reviews
Isobelle Malfoy doesn't want much. She just wants to know who her mother is, and why her father has kept it a secret her entire life. Will she be able to learn that there can be a difference between the people who love her the most and the ones who realize what she wants for herself? Fifteen years later, do her parents stand a chance at a genuine relationship?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,528 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing Wand by Melian Elengaer reviews
Hermione's wand is missing and she blames Draco for it. What happens when she tries to get it back even though he swears he didn't take it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Engaged for the Holidays by LoveBugOC reviews
After Hermione's cousin boasts about having a boyfriend for the Christmas Holidays, she creates an entirely made-up engagement with a fiancé who doesn't exist. That is, until she enlists one Draco Malfoy's help. All she has to do is get through her family's week-long holiday celebrations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Head of the Household by Azzandra reviews
AU, kmeme fill. Hawke is a magister and after defeating Danarius, she inherits all of his property... including Fenris. Fem!Mage!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,024 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Blood Shed Sakura by Blue -Niagra reviews
[On Indefinite Hiatus] The innocence and purity of the Sakura Blossom shall be shattered once blood has been shed before it... NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,853 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
The Gazer by HD is not High Definition reviews
Hermione and Draco hate each other... but when they get a view of their very romantic future together, they're stunned into silence. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Are boys better than girls? Are wizards superior to witches? Draco Malfoy insists they are. Hermione Granger insists he's wrong, and challenges Malfoy to an eating contest to prove it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crisis Reverted by DarkHybridChild reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are dying. To save them, Naruto uses the Time Release jutsu to take them to the past. Their past, or rather, the future, will never be the same. Same threat, new allies, love, hate, deceit and betrayal are all intermixed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,762 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009
Fighting Temptations by houri.houri reviews
Future fic. One shots. 1. A peep into the life of a certain demon and angel, just after the honeymoon! What happens when they wake up for the first time on the same bed? Rated because of Hiruma (who else?) and what else can you expect from a story after the honeymoon? Fluff! Rated M :)
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
The Wolf and the Fox by AncientAssassin reviews
A little collection of various one-shots with my many fem!Hawkes and Fenris. Theses ideas just won't go away. Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Cosmic Era Republic by Miss Peeps reviews
SEQUEL to Identification Number O04172. Six months have passed since ZAFT's sweeping victory put the Coordinators in control of the Earth. As the PLANTs consolidate their reign, rebellion sparks again, and the world must choose between tyranny and chaos. AthrunXCagalli
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,317 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A., Kira Y., Shinn A.
The Return of the Hokage by Kat721 reviews
What if instead of killing Minato the Dead Demons Seal transported he and his wife to the future? Will they meet a now grown Naruto? And what will they think of him if and/or when they do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Minato N. - Complete
It by nekked reviews
They're doing 'it'. Unfortunately, nobody else knows what 'it' is. — LuNa-ish; sexual humor
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Deadly Nightshade by frostykitten reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternal Love by wen heavn an hell meet reviews
Kyo and the gang are reborn in the present world..Now it's up to them to make Yuya remember her past life..who was killed by Nobunaga..Chapter 19 up!
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,774 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kyo, Yuya
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hey Doctor by Hachibukai reviews
AU: The blonde wailed dramatically, "I demand a refund!" The young doctor chuckled, "Refund?" He cocked his brow, "You're not even paying the bills here. That's probably why they sent a newbie like me to be your doctor, no?" Oneshot. Dedicated to shortiix3. GrayxLucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] - Complete
Fields of Gold by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. A single blight causes a change in his future, and as he delves into the darker parts of his mind, he finds that light is found in the most mundane of places. / E/W. H/Hr. AU-ish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
Turn Back Time by Kumiko-oneechan reviews
Sakura was dying and Tsunade sent her back in time to stop Sasuke from going to Orochimaru. Too bad Sakura hates Sasuke. Wait someone else went back in time. WHO? What will happen now? Time-Travel fic SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,837 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Life against handsome bastards by YourMouthHangingOpen reviews
Mikan Yukihara likes to be called Cedric. When she enters Gakuen Alice, because of her own grandmother.Chaos will occur. What will happen if Natsume finds her attractive, Ruka's suspicious, and Hotaru head over heels inlove with him? er, her?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 9,008 - Follows: 8,890 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
On Waking by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Years after the events of Act III, Hawke and Fenris's six-year-old daughter tries to figure out her mother's past, her place in the tiny town of Wilhaven, and why her father never wakes up.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Print Warfare by frostykitten reviews
Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Test by Kirinketsu reviews
Oga and Hilda are getting married, and the Great Demon King has called everyone in for questioning. This can't end well. Based off the ending scene of "The Proposal"
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A SupposedToBeOrdinary Conversation by littlemisshappytart reviews
When a fourteen year-old Kanata started blurting out questions on their plans if they actually get married, what has a totally unsuspecting fourteen year-old Miyu got to say?
Daa! Daa! Daa! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kanata, Miyu - Complete
The Moonlight Glares by Liza Lew reviews
One fateful morning, Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted. The result is a whirlwind of events, an introduction into a sparkling pureblood society, and the discovery of a family and a friendship she never though she'd have. Post OoTP. HG/DM. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadow No Longer by frostykitten reviews
Companion one-shot to Lifelike Shadows. Draco's been very, very good and Hermione decides to reward him with something Luna suggested.Chris comes to stay with his cousin and chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,683 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Rent a Girl by anime16 reviews
COMPLETE. Mikan Sakura had been upset because her mother let a complete stranger in their house because she likes his eyes. How could reasonable Mikan Sakura caught up in the crazy antics of her stubborn mother and her gorgeous house guest?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,328 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
What Happened To Our Kunoichi? by SasuSakurulzes reviews
Sakura leaves Konoha just after Sasuke's leaving. She end up meeting with two of the Akatsuki members, she fights them, but gets knocked out. Later she finds out she's IN the Akatsuki, but who does she see again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Love Doctor by Scribbling Doodles reviews
She's the best when it came to the field of love.She gives advice and finds their Mr. Rights.Fixing up relationships from left to right,she's Mikan Sakura,the Love Doctor of Alice Academy. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE !
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
More than Enough by EAMC-iloove reviews
He needed a fiance. She needed money. Both have hidden past. Both have broken hearts. And so their love story began. NxM R&R. Last chapter.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,713 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Fates Intertwined by Ritu reviews
Two people destined to meet and part and then meet again, and again. Is it their fate just to cross paths, or is their fate so completely intertwined that they cannot help but move toward each other, regardless of what stands in the way?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,748 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
His Turn To Save Her by MaRsKiLLeRs reviews
What happens if Persona meets Mikan and is able to convince her to train with him? Before she realises what happens, it's already far too late. Guess who's the only one able to save her?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,002 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Luffy's Life by AyBenelli reviews
*Up for Adoption* Luffy and Nami continue on their adventures with the Straw Hat pirates. But a number of surprises come their way, A child? Danger is looming and things are more complex then they have ever been before! LuNa, and maybe some others! OCX?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,402 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Warming her heart of Ice by Moonshine Wish reviews
Sakura Mikan enters the school at age 15. She lets no one in but Nobara. She isn't the sweet, happy, or bubbly character but cold and closed off. Natsume gets interested in her. Will he be able to find out what she's hiding?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
I'll Win Your Heart by CrimsonHazelEyes reviews
What happens when an innocent and cheerful Mikan cross paths with a cold-hearted and playboy Natsume? Mikan is hiding something from everyone and her friends are the only ones who knows about it? Read & Review ... NatsumeMikan4ver
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,786 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Heart Breaker by Chibi Black Ookami reviews
Natsume Hyuuga is every girl's Perfect Guy, but he can't find his Perfect Girl. Add some meddlesome friends, a tomboyish girl and lots of music making & dancing to mix, and trouble starts. Demon Maidens, H6 and It Girlz? What is wrong with these kids?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,438 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
His Outfit by Kumiko-oneechan reviews
My opinion of what should of happened when Team 7 met at Orochimaru's hideout. Short one-shot, minor SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fell in love with your touch by Octaves reviews
Sequel to "Fell in love with your blood". Mikan came back. Secrets revealed.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
In Dreams by Quickening reviews
What if MKR hadn't ended the way it did? What if Umi hadn't left Cephiro without ever telling Clef how she felt? *revised*
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Clef, Umi R. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Confession68 reviews
LuNa, AU. An inevitable fate brings the four together. When something threatens to break them apart, they fight to stay together. What will happen when one of them can see no other option then to leave? Angst. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,963 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Losing all senses by chocolate splash reviews
Mikan has lost her senses in an accident. So what will happen now? What will Natsume do? This story is about how she gains her senses one by one... R n' R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6350 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When you say nothing at all by Cutenatsumexmikan reviews
It all started when Natsume Hyuuga was forcibly dragged by his younger brother, Youichi Hyuuga, to see the concert of his favorite singer/actress/model Mikan Sakura. How could possibly one night of meeting changes his life? NxM.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,431 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
I love you, My Teacher by Cutenatsumexmikan reviews
Meet Mikan, she hates classes and she was a trouble maker. On the first day of school, she met the person who will change her beliefs about education. It was none other than her Science teacher...Natsume Hyuuga! This is a story about forbidden love!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,928 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Choose to Smile or Not? by Chu-heart147 reviews
Mikan Sakura, she never smiled since THAT day, now being enrolled to gakuen alice and uncovering not to mention treasure hunting, will that turn things around? Will she smile, will she find a love?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,788 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Bringing You Your Happiness by crazyanimelover326 reviews
Natsume meets the kind but feared Mikan at his father's pub. Then he sees her at school. How does this quick acquaintance lead to him becoming her best friend. And then learning about her long and hard life brings them closer. Will love emerge? NxM Enjoy!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,531 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
60 Days To Fall In Love by blackcat9517 reviews
In order for Sakura Mikan to succeed the throne, she must be married in 60 days. Mikan has to agree to an arranged marriage or forfeit the throne. Can life get any worse? Yes, she has to marry her childhood friend and rival, Hyuuga Natsume. Note in Ch.10
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,319 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Heiress in Disguise by Frenchiska reviews
Under Revision, Chapter 7 posted. -1- Hiatus
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
secrets, rumors, truth by hazeymist reviews
Mikan is the new student, and she hides a big secret, she's the daughter of 2 very wealthy people. She starts out school with rumors spreading around about her, but what would happen if they found out the truth? NxM with RxH on the side, maybe others too.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,896 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Can't Tell You Anything by crazyanimelover326 reviews
Mikan is a cold loner when she gets to the academy. Her childhood friends, Ruka and Hotaru, are surprised to see her in this state. She is like this for a reason though. Can they find out what it is? WHere is Natsume in the equation? NxM. I Do Not Own GA
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,220 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Captured in her eyes by Dadah ChocolateCremeChip reviews
Mikan a bubbly weird and happy go lucky 10 yrs old girl who posses nullifying and ice just transfer to alice academy where students who posses special gift attend, what will happen if she met the coolest guy in school namely natsume? of course it's NxM..
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,200 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
The Billion Dollar Rake by shooting star 0160 reviews
He's HANDSOME, He's RICH and He's SINGLE. Will the famous Natsume Hyuuga ever find the perfect match? Or will he forever be known as the 'Billion-Dollar Rake? NatsumeXMikan; RukaXHotaru
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,692 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
In Plain Sight by LuvNPeaceWish4HarmonicJustice reviews
Mikan was considered dead but she is not. She was training with her aunt and uncle due to an accident. Now, she is back but who says she is going back as a student? Full summary is inside.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,218 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Some things never change by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
What started with the polkadots turned out to be just the tip of a whole iceberg of pevertedness. Mikan X Natsume collection of shorts. VERY M-rated and lemony. NOT FOR MINORS. Extremely mixed content. TW: Rape, TW: underage sex TW: Abuse.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007
Identification Number O04172 by Miss Peeps reviews
In the war, Cagalli is a spy, but in order to obtain the secrets she needs she will have to be made a victim of the same monstrosity that started the war. Purely determined, the spy must swallow her pride and pain to become a Natural slave.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,828 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Cagalli Y. A., Athrun Z., Kira Y., Shinn A. - Complete
Humanity's Judgment by known as r reviews
Plagued by constant nightmares and suffering from the first war Kira's personality changes and he disappears, three years later they see him again, just not how they thought. The war for humanity's fate has begun. Dark Kira fic. Usual Pairings,Chapter 92
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 505,368 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Kira Y., Lacus C.
Third Desire by FenixPhoenix reviews
Prequel to "Serpent's Curse". "If she is only your servant… then why don't you sell her to me?" Will Kyo finally let Yuya know his feelings for her...or not? Now re-written.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,230 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 5/8/2005 - [Kyo, Yuya] Benitora, Yukimura - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Years to Date by November Romeo reviews
In the guise of homework, Natsume and Mikan spend the night talking about life after the Academy.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Double Identities by Tsubame Ongaku reviews
Athrun is engaged to Orb’s perfect princess, Cagalli Yula Attha. He obediently accepts his fate but one day he met a fiery beauty named, Eulla. She is everything the princess is not but why does he still find himself falling in love with her? Pair:CxA
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,660 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Cagalli Y. A., Athrun Z.
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flawless by Komillia reviews
Whoever said that Kira was perfect?
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Kira Y., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
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Sarada's Delivery reviews
This is what happens when Sakura goes into labor. Post-war. T for Swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Sarada U.
Forged Marriage reviews
She only wanted to become ordinary. So why the hell did it come to marrying somebody she haven't met? Damn her crazy grandpa. Rated T for occasional swearing.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Crush reviews
I didn't want to appear as a dramatic and an emotionally unstable person. I wasn't. It was just the simple fact that I hated what I was. I often think about it at night before I go to sleep. I was glad to know that at the very least someone knew me, the real me. And it was enough. NXM. T for possible swearing.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9 - Hotaru I., Mikan S., Natsume H., Ruka N.
Sleeping reviews
This was the witch of a woman's fault. Dumping her work to him just because she was fat was hell. Now all he could think about was sleeping, Mikan and pillows. Warning, Fluff and sheeps, Chihuahuas and puppies. It's cute...maybe.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2014
Of the Future reviews
I had always been alone. How could I stay alone to avoid the unnecessary trouble when she always call me a 'friend? I really should've dumped her in a never ending hole the first time we met... T for swearing.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Beach-y Summer reviews
Even though my best friend blackmailed me to come to the stupid beach, I agreed to go anyway. I wanted to embarrass Hotaru's soon-to-be step-mom. Who ever knew that we'd encounter some assholes, bitches and gorgeous guys in the middle of it. I didn't even know that I'd be hand shaking with an octopus soon. What a crappy life I have huh? ... a lot of swearing...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Natsume H., Mikan S.] [Ruka N., Hotaru I.]
The Flash Drive reviews
When Mikan randomly picks up a flash drive, she didn't know that it could change her life for about hundreds of days.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Good and Bad reviews
Here's the thing, I'm not temperamental or shit like that but anyone who messes with me and my so-called friends might as well kill themselves first before I slaughter them with my fists. Rated T for swearing.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Train Station reviews
'Why save me' I asked him. He liked me, that's what he said a while ago, but that's not reason enough. 'Now you owe me a date' he answered. His arms tightening around me, I felt his warmth. Though I did not want to, my eyes involuntarily cried.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Treasure reviews
Abandoned by her father, Mikan and her mother were each other's lifeline, but when she lost her mother too, she decides to continue living in the accursed world where she lost everything.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Forced Marriage reviews
A runaway bride, chained in the church to marry the guy she dislikes.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete