Andy Longwood
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Joined 09-09-02, id: 265324
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, X-overs, Lost, and Firefly.

Once upon a time there was a girl named Andy Longwood, who couldn't write bios in the first person and therefore had to write them all in narrative. Andy had a history of writing very bad self-insert fanfiction, all of which luckily ended when she joined the Lord of the Rings fandom and discovered what a Mary Sue was. Following this discovery, she wrote a few more bad stories that transitioned over the years to passable stories, met her best friend through fandom, and got some neat new outlooks on character insight.

Currently, Andy is a poor college student in a school for rich college students. She's in the swing dancing club and the karaoke club, has chorus four days a week, and her favorite holiday is Talk Like a Pirate Day. She has a Fullmetal Alchemist poster by her bed, which she picked out even though it has the Tringham brothers on it because it had a better picture of Al then the other poster, and a poster of Frodo right next to her pillow, because she thinks Elijah Wood is a pretty, pretty boy. Last summer she was in a stage version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. She was a green unicorn.

She likes singing and clouds and long walks on the beach and once kept a croquet mallet by her bed for a whole month in case of a zombie attack. She loves Shaun of the Dead.

The Lord of the Rings is her favorite story. Frodo is her favorite character. Fullmetal Alchemist is her favorite manga. Alphonse Elric is her favorite character. Lost is the only TV show she watches. Hurley is her favorite character. Or, wait, no. Sayid is her favorite character. Or Charlie. Doctor Who is her latest fandom. Great Big Sea is her favorite band. Loreena McKennitt is her favorite singer. She has a webcomic called The Kitchen Sink. It's a story about a guy, a girl, and the Lovecraftian monsters that raid their fridge.

If asked, she will say that 42 is the answer to everything. She's one hoopy frood who knows where her towel is.

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The End of Days by Scribe reviews
Sauron awakens to learn that he is not the only prisoner in Mandos. An unholy alliance allows the former lord of Mordor to gains access to powers that places Valinor and the modern world on a collision course whilst trapping the Valar in a another dimension.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Fire Flakes by Sephira jo reviews
A series of ficlets centering around Azula, Ty Lee and Mai. Chapter 17: Mai and Ty Lee pay a visit to Azula. Chapter 18: Azula slips slowly into insanity.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Azula
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Charms of the Sea by Dot reviews
“There ain’t a lot known about Jack Sparrow before he sailed into Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of la Isla de Muerta…” Why is this? Perhaps because Jack Sparrow didn’t exist. Please R+R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 7/30/2003
Elysium by Tobu Ishi reviews
He would have given his blessing, if he'd lived to see it. They will build their love on his memory. (romance, post-series, Al?)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
The Gathering Starlight by Callisto Star reviews
With the War of the Ring drawing near, Sauron seeks the nine fabled starseeds that would give him the power to dominate Middle Earth, with or without the Ring. LotRSM True to Tolkien! READ AND REVIEW!
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,086 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003
The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen by Laziness Incarnate reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 2/16/2002
Love And Loyalty by Jocelyn reviews
Fleeing a Death Eater attack, Harry winds up in the company of an unlikely Weasley. Rescued and returned to Grimmauld Place, Percy must face the truth at last, and find the courage to reconcile with his family--and Harry. No romance or slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
Memories of a Shieldmaiden by Speechless reviews
When Faramir asks Éowyn to recall the story of her childhood, a tale unfolds. She re-lives her victories, losses, and the struggle to find her identity growing up in the turmoil of late-Third Age Rohan. An account of Éowyn's life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Eowyn
The Blade of Captain Sparrow by Thalia Weaver reviews
The indomitable Sparrow receives a gold-filigreed gift from his straight-laced protege. Much mayhem ensues. Jack/Will, Elizabeth/Anamaria
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
The Xavier Fanfiction Institute by Michelle Solo reviews
Chapter Edit and Author's Note Only! XFI, a Fanfiction University for the mutant world, is now open for instruction. The marvelous mutants (both good and bad) will teach writers the proper way of mutant fanfiction... or go insane trying.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
Pig in a Wig by Bridgie reviews
(Updated at last!) You want me to prosecute Harry Potter? Harry James Potter? As in, The-Boy-Who-Lived? Are you insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Harry P.
Dear Ruthie by Kant Newton reviews
What if Ruthie had an advice column for her family members? www.angelfire.com/weird2/thwackage
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002
Entling by Thalia Weaver reviews
This is a story using some neglected- and beautiful- parts of the canon. The child of a strange union must fulfill her destiny and make a terrible choice. (Erg. I stink at summaries...)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/10/2002
Certainly Unexpected by Colimbina reviews
JackWill SLASH. Will and Elizabeth aren’t as well suited as they had thought. Capitan Jack Sparrow to the rescue, or at least something vaguely resembling rescue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Lamp of the Valar by Cloudy Magic reviews
Sequel to Weyr of the Lost. Back in Middle-earth, Rhachsell hears of an old lengend which may help her fit in with the elves. Taking her black dragon Faroth, she travels to the desert land of Harad in search of the mysterious Lamp of the Valar...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Legolas
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
There And Back Again? by Thalia Weaver reviews
A girl wakes up in pre-LotR Rohan, and settles into life in Edoras; hopefully NOT a Mary-Sue, but let the canon be your guide. *bows to Tolkien*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 10/17/2002
The Mary Sues' Strike Back! by Millikov reviews
What happens when a whole horde of Mary Sues' gets dropped into Middle-earth? You don't want to know. Or do you? -Updated: chp 13-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Gimli, Sauron
The Sequel With No Title by Reborn from the Ashes reviews
This is the sequel to my story "The Story With No Title", about a girl that pops up in Rivendell in the body of a man. She has now gone home, but the insanity will continue. Don't read this if you have not read "The Story With No Title”.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002
PPC: From the Files of Polaris and Aria by Cat Meringue reviews
Two partners protecting the canon from the scum of the Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
Be Careful What You Wish For by ThatGirl reviews
The girls all make special wishes that have some unfortunate complications. (updated)
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,583 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2002 - Published: 4/12/2001
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Found Family reviews
A character study of a developing crew. Primarily OCs, features canon cameos. I believe in space zombies who eat faces, why shouldn't I believe in reincarnation? Oneshot, complete.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
A Service of Love reviews
A series of MerryEowyn drabbles, kept mostly as close to canon as possible.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn
A Shieldmaiden's Lot reviews
Inspired by Eowyn's feats at Pelennor, a girl joins the Rohirric army for all the wrong reasons. Bookverse, no girl-falls-into-Middle-earth, no Legomance, and hopefully no Mary Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Eowyn
The Banishing of Sméagol reviews
“It is not to be wondered at that he became very unpopular . . . they called him Gollum, and cursed him, and told him to go far away; and his grandmother, desiring peace, expelled him from the family and turned him out of her hole.” – Gandalf, FotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Smeagol, Gollum
Let Her Be reviews
Past time for a hit, Charlie sees Claire in the airport, and hopes she has someone looking out for her. Pure onesided fluff.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Charlie, Claire
A Few Brief Meetings reviews
Gandalf pays a visit to the river folk, where he encounters an old friend and a new acquaintance whose fate will weigh heavily on his mind. Chapter status: 2 out of 3.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Smeagol, Gandalf
Minor Battles reviews
The Ring wasn’t the only thing Sméagol and Déagol fought over.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Smeagol
I Will Know Suffering reviews
Ilúvatar’s gift does not always seem a blessing. When the Ringbearer comes to Valinor to find peace, he is a reminder that mortality can be a cause for mourning – and that to truly know happiness, one must also know sorrow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Frodo B.
Eggses reviews
“. . . suddenly Gollum remembered thieving from nests long ago, and sitting under the riverbank teaching his grandmother, teaching his grandmother to suck – ‘Eggses!’ he hissed. ‘Eggses, it is!’”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Smeagol
The Dark Night Seems Endless reviews
AU. Hi, I'm Andy, and this is the one-shot that made me cry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
Just Call Me Mary Sue reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Dominatus reviews
HP and X-men Evo. The Institute is no longer safe, and the X-Men are offered protection by people they never thought existed. Now Wizards are faced with the terrifying notion of muggles with powers--and the X-Men aren't the only mutants at Hogwarts . . .
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2003
The Mall of Arda reviews
Welcome to Imladris, Middle-earth’s premier shopping mall. Please come in, look around, and try to restrain yourself from maiming me for writing such tripe. Based on a fangirls delusions, told from Legolas’ point of view.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Legolas