RottenLemonz
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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4839 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 6,108 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ballad of the Spinster and the Outlaw by Alby Mangroves reviews
"Sometimes, at night, he'd walk in his meadow and look to the sky, hoping she was seeing the same full moon, the same brilliant stars." This is a story of second chances and intrepid hearts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,036 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Keepsake by windchymes reviews
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,561 - Reviews: 5183 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delphian City by Boom-Boom Jones reviews
There are dark secrets in Delphian City. Edward Cullen is one of them. AH/AU OOC Supernatural/Fantasy/Sci-Fi minus the vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,935 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5035 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glass House by Livie79 reviews
Edward and Bella had it all, but one night changed everything. How will they survive when it all comes crashing down? Love, lies, loss...life. This is that story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,616 - Reviews: 5228 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11451 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kingdom of Rust by Raggdolly reviews
Edward and Alice rely on each other to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic world, but when another woman appears to be a damsel in distress it will lead them down an unexpected road. "There is no greater monster on Earth than mankind". AH/OOC/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anomaly by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of Public Vote and Judges Choice in Tales From The Void Contest. A chance discovery on an outpost planet shows the woman with a brilliant mind, how to find her long neglected heart. Sci-Fi, Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5242 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
De Immortalitate by Raum reviews
COMPLETE "The life of the Roman patrician Antonius is put at stake by his father, Felix. When Felix brings to his only son a new slave, Bella, more reasons arise for Antonius' concerns. Felix's secret can change Antonius' and Bella's destiny." ExB AU/vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spinebreaker by Jadalulu reviews
A bloodbath at a high school party isn't the worst thing. Chief Swan's daughter being abducted isn't even the worst thing. The worst thing...is the Spinebreaker.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5175 - Favs: 3,749 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 218 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp Summer 2011 Sultry, Malicious by Rochelle Allison reviews
New Witfit Stories, this time told one by one. "Sultry", "Malicious".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12337 - Favs: 9,161 - Follows: 4,101 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10168 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8172 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14194 - Favs: 15,101 - Follows: 8,249 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3350 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strapped by bananapancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collab w/ queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 8,761 - Follows: 5,212 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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True Love Waits reviews
In High School, Edward told a lie that broke Bella's heart. Now she's about to marry another man. All EPOV, rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,450 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Was Broken reviews
Rookie journalist for Rolling Stone Magazine- snarky Isabella Swan is sent on assignment to interview Hollywood's most sought-after guitarist and rumored man-whore, Edward Masen. Sparks will fly... Enjoy the show! Rated M for Lang./Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,282 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Sin reviews
O/S - *My entry for the Spank The Monkey Contest* If that doesn't tell you what you're about to read... This is my "What if" continuation of the leg hitch/bed scene from the Eclipse book - from Edward's POV as in Midnight Sun. Rated M for wankage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete