Martial Mathers
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Joined 12-12-10, id: 2654105, Profile Updated: 10-23-11
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Yo, this will NOT be frequently updated due to my tendancies to be forgetful, easily distracted, lazy, and stuck doing large amounts of homework. Also, I apologize for my potentially terrible writing. If you are feeling generous/compassionate, please give me help with my writing via reviews; if you feel insulted by how bad my writing is, please help me suck less at writing, thus insuting you less, via reviews.


Gender: Male

Country: USA (fuck yeah)

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 125 lbs. (before y'all call me weak, literally 2% of my my body weight is fat and I have small bones)

Age: somewhere in between 15 and 80

Favorite Colors: black, red, orange, and yellow (in that order)

Favorite Genres of Music: Rap, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Blues, Baroque, Classical, and Swing (in that order)

Favorite Musicians (not in order): Eminem, Lil Wayne, 50 Cent, Dr. Dre, Tupac (RIP), The Notorious B.I.G. (RIP), Yelawolf, Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg (RIP), Digg 52 (my lil bro), Eifdogg (me), The Whyte Boyz (two of my friends), Tech N9ne, Fort Minor, Wiz Khalifa, Drake, and Kanye West

Favorite Foods: beef jerky, steak, fried chicken, beef in general, BACON, pork in general, chicken in general, cantelope, watermelon, and pineapple

Fears: nothing

Things I do in my free time: write fanfiction (no shit), run (long-distance running only, I suck at sprinting), lift weights (I can leg-press 587.5 lbs.), learn ninjutsu (yes, this is actually legitimate), fencing (I fence saber), shooting (I own a compound bow and borrow AK-47's, 20 ga.'s, 12 ga.'s, 8 ga.'s, and assorted hunting rifles from my friends), burn things (I'm a pyromaniac), blow things up (I have alot of fun with this)


Martialis Mathers Poetaviae hic adfuit.

Igitur,

Ioanus Iratus Infernus iam hic adfuit.

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Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The World's Worst Rapper by Garuto reviews
When Kirabi is chased out of another club for his horrible rapping, his demon has an idea. Why not get a teacher? I mean who can rap as great as the NINE TAILED FOX? NO Yaio in this story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Killer Bee, Naruto U.
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The 4th Ninja War reviews
The 4th Ninja War is under way and the Joint Shinobi Army is in a bad position. Will the Tsuchikage's backup be enough to stop the combined forces of Uchiha Madara and Kabuto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U.