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In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.


Promise to Remember

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter


Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.


Harry and Lupin's conversation:

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!


I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis


If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

83.997% of all percentages are made up on the spot. Including this one. Copy and paste this if you believe me for those 2 seconds. Change the percentage to something else first.

You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when...

1. You start confusing it with the books.

2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books.

3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon.

4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character.

5. And so was Mark Evans.

6. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis.

7. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!"

8. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!"

9. You believe that Dumbledore can't be gay because he and McGonagall were meant to be.

10. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die.

(this happens to me ALL the time...)

Petition

This is one of many petitions. Add your name to this and any others you find. Add your name to this big petition (www. change petitions /fanfiction- net- stop- the- destruction- of- fanfiction- net#). The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

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The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Akuma-Death-Child who stole it from Ryu Pendragon

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.

Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Princess Jasmine chose a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love. Snow White dreamed a dream undreamed of. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your BIGGEST fears. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks pens off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it would be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101(or nearly did :D ).

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

QUOTES - all Derek Landy :DD

“Doors are for people with no imagination.” - Skulduggery Pleasant

“Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.'

And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.” - Skulduggery and Vengeous

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“Vengeous scowled. 'As you can see,' he said, 'you are vastly outnumbered.'

I usually am.'

Your situation has become quite untenable.'

It usually does.'

You are within moments of being swarmed by these filthy creatures of undeath and torn apart in a maelstrom of pain and fury.'

Skulduggery paused. 'Okay, that's a new one on me.”

“What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?'
'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.

"Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs."

"Really?"

"Oh, yes."

She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?"

"They just are."

"In what way?"

"In a magicky way."

She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?"

"Not really.” - Valkyrie and Skulduggery

“Kindness suits you."

"Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.”

“Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments.
"Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin” - i agree with Sanguine :P

“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows

“So he has no head'
'Thats usually what headless means'
'No head at all?'
'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?'
'Its just kind of silly even for us...” - Valkyrie and Gordon

“Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.” - Skulduggery Pleasant

“Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.”
“If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract him. I may even bravely faint, to give him a false sense of security. That will be your signal to strike.”
“We make a great team.”
“Just don’t forget to stand in front of me the whole time,” he said.” - Valkyrie and Fletcher

“Valkrie: You are such a moron
Skulduggery: Don''t be jealous of my genius.”

“I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.
“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in
a variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.”
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.”
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Valkyrie and Skulduggery

“Are you taking my hat hostage?” - Skulduggery Pleasant

“You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”
“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”
“Old people can kill people too.”
“I know, but…”
“She could be a ninja.”
“She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.”
“I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?”
“What?”
“How about throwing stars?”
“This is ridiculous.”
“Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.”
The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.” - Skulduggery and Kenny

“We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.” - Skulduggery

“Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough” - Tanith

“tanith: have you called the police?
fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon.
tanith: tell them not to bother... im his doctor.
beryl: what kind of doctor dresses in brown leather?
tanith: the kind that looks good init”

HI my nick name is Liz. i am slitly okay totaly insane and sneaky. my fav book series are as follows vampire academy,Skullduggery plesant, harry potter, septimus heap thats all folks(Well acctually ther are many more i just cant think of them). (you may call me any thing I dont care as long as its is funny or insane) insanely awesome by p.s. im sneaky im a lunitic and im a spy i know were u live! i just want u to know 1 more thing bout me I'm one of those people who break out laughing in complete silence and I'm a retard at times

I must say the story I most respect is a Harry Potter one called Killing Is Not The Answer by writertron I love this story and i'm giving it an imaginary award of repectiness and epicness

i love vampire academy

but i am obsesed with skulduggery plaesant and a very strong valduggery supporter so all fans for flecher and val u r sick...jk jk i like them to just not as much

thats all for now but i will be random at times

cheese or pizza witch is better let me know

"so now that we're mad,why dont we go enjoy it?" if u think like this copy and paste it in your profile

do you know what time you were born and wear: i shale find out

1.write the name of a person the oppisite sex: Chris

2.which is your fav color out of red,black,blue,green,or yellow:Blue (fav since as long as i remember)

3.your first initils?EB your month of birth:March

5.which color do you like more,Black or White:Black

6.name a person of the same sex as yours:Lucy

7.your fav number:22

8.do you like califonia or florida more:California

9.do you like the lake or the ocean more:Ocean

10.write down a wish (a relistic one):I wish that i could have a manson filled with every book in the world(i know book aholic)

Are you done? Huh?

If so scroll down (Dont cheat!)

THE ANSWERS

1.You are compleatly in love with this person (yup hes my friend though he doesn't date friends)

2.If you chose

Red: You are arlert and your life is full of love

Black: You are conservitive and aggressive

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back (funny i am laid back...on my bed)

Blue: You are spontanious and love kisses and affection from the one you love (awsome now i know why i love this color)

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down

3. If you initils are

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You/ trie to live life to its fullest and your love life is sure to blossem

S-Z You like to help others and your futer love life looks very good

5. If you were born in

Jan.-Mar.: Your year will go very well for you and you will dicover that you fall in love with someone toattly unexpected

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relation ship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experiance for the good

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be great, And you will go through lots of drama and heart break, But eventually you will find your soul mate.

6.If you choose

Black: Your life will take on in a diffrent direction,it will seem hard at times but it will be the best thing for you,and you will be glad for the change

White: You will have friend who compleatly confides in you and would do anything for you,But may not relize it

7.This person is your best friend(yup lll)

8. This is how many close friends you will have in a ife time(awsome 22 close friends)

9. If you choose

Califonia: you like adventure (hell ya i do best part of life)

Flordia: you are a laid back person(on my bed i am and not that way)

10. If you choose

Lake:you are loyal to your friends and your love and you are very reseved

Ocean: you are spontanious and like to please people(again not that way!)

11. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

time for the quiz section

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort (Tom Marvolo Riddle).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

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Full Blood Vampire

You were born a vampire meaning no bite marks for you. Some say you are the direct descendent of a demon from hell, while others say you are descended from Vlad Tempish, also known as Dracula. Your skills are more powerful than a regular vampire's, the difference being impossible for humans to comprehend. It is said you can even call shadows to help you. You also have age control, meaning you may be 10,000 years old but can look 10 or 100 depending on what you like.

My Patronus is a Stag

Your patronus takes the form of a Stag. A stag is proud and strong, which is characteristic of your personality. You have a powerful and compassionate heart. You find strength in protecting others, particularly friends and family, or those who are weak. Your patronus is shared by one of the most famous wizards ever, Harry Potter. You have little to no trouble conjuring a patronus because your desire to defend yourself and others outweighs your fears and allows you to focus on the task at hand.

What wand would you have in the harry potter books?

Dragon Heartstring

If you were a Harry Potter character, the core of your wand would be made of runespoor fang. This means you are clever, inventive, and creative, but can also be mean and demanding, put yourself first, and are good at insults.

I Would Survive a Horror Movie

Congratulations! You survived! You made it through our maze of horror without getting yourself killed...though I gotta say, you do look a little worse for the wear. Celebrate and enjoy your victory over evil! You've won...this time. Just be careful because you may not be so lucky in the sequel.

Multiple Personalities

Hello, and hello, oh! and hello to you, too. Now all of you have done a great job taking this quiz, but it's not as impressive as your ability to play Poker against yourself. Just remember to hold hands while crossing the street to the mental institution. Everyone find a buddy!

You are You Belong with Me

"You Belong with Me" is one of the most classic love stories. You love someone who is with someone else, even though you know that you are the right person for your love. After all, no one will understand that person the way that you do. Have patience! You will get your love in the end, because you are true to yourself. Being 100% real is so much more important than being trendy and popular.

I am Annabeth Chase

You are Annabeth Chase, the intelligent, loyal, and tough girl who rules Camp Half-Blood. Like Annabeth, you have a good head on your shoulders. In a fight, everyone would want you on their side because you are a force to be reckoned with. You are a good friend and an attractive girl.

January 29

2023: Asphyxiating on your own farts.You are looking to lose some weight and your friend recommends an all cabbage diet. For the past month you've been eating nothing but cabbage. While leaving work late one evening, the elevator gets stuck with you inside it. You're alone and call for help. The rescue team is across town helping with another emergency, so the operator tells you that you have to wait. Ten hours go by and your, um..."gas emissions" fill the elevator with noxious fumes. You pass out and suffocate.

You are stupid.

You have passed the stupid test with flying colors. That is to say, you are completely stupid.

Stewie Griffin

You are Stewie Griffin! You're an evil genius with a strong desire to, shall we say, 'eliminate' certain people, including your mother Lois. You are intelligent, calculating and bossy, yet still possess a childish manner. You love your teddy bear Rupert, are fascinated by Teletubbies and enjoy making fun of your father Peter. World domination could be yours...so go for it!

Hell

I hope you like things hot, stuffy, and agonizing, because you're well on your way to Hotel Hell - where you don't ever check out and the TV is stuck on Teletubbies. May I suggest canceling your reservation with a good deed or two? Maybe join the boy scouts, or help that old lady with her groceries...hmm?

You were Vlad the Impaler

You were Vlad the Impaler, you mass murdering maniac, you! Known for impaling his enemies, his opposition to the Ottoman Empire, and his supposed inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula, Vlad Dracula was a force to be reckoned with. Like Vlad, you want what you want, when you want it, and you won't settle for anything less. You are a powerful person, with a strong will and an iron fist. You have a well-known reputation, and probably a nasty one at that. I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley.

I Would Be an Amazing US President

Hail to the Chief! Following in the footsteps of presidential greats like Abraham Lincoln and George Washington, you are someone who is smart, open-minded, engaging and approachable. You believe in a strong foreign policy, upholding human rights and that education is America's greatest investment in its future. Kudos to you Mr. or Ms. President. Let's just hope you run for re-election!

I am Mrs. Jasper Hale

You are perfect for Jasper. You are caring and whimsical and have a strong personality. You can be passionate, and dramatic, but that's okay, since Jasper knows exactly how to calm you down

I Smell Like the Ocean to Edward Cullen

Your unique and adventurous spirit comes through in your scent. You smell wild and fresh, and Edward thinks you smell like the Ocean. Your scent surprises him. He's never smelled someone so lovely.

Four-Leaf Clover

I love luck and luck loves me. Luck is on my side, and I'm going to do what I can to keep it that way.

I am who in the twilight books

You're Carlisle Cullen - You are very intelligent and have high moral standards. You truly care about people and helping them. Your knack for solving problems and pleasing two warring sides makes you unique and a desirable friend to have, even if sometimes you have to tell people what they might not like hearing.

I got Draco:)!

Name: Aaliyah Smith
Age-16/17
Year-Same as the Golden Trio
House-Syltherin
Best Friends-Draco Malfoy, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe and Pansy Parkinson
Boyfriend-Draco Malfoy
Ex Boyfriend-Harry Potter
Patronus-Rabbit
Appearance-Long, Dark Brown hair, and Brown eyes
Blood-Half Blood
Background-You have a little sister called Amy, and she isnt a wizard, it's just you and your mum. When your dad found out your mum was a witch he nearly fainted but because he loved you all so much he decided to stay with you. You were brought up in Wales and you still live there and you love it, you had a boyfriend there called Brad and every time you come back from Hogwarts he comes to your house and pelts your windows with stones, to find out where you've been and why you broke up with him. You tell him the same story every single time. You go to a boarding school so a long distance relationship won't work for you:P
Opinions:
Gryffindor
Harry-She's nice and very pretty, but she broke up with me for Malfoy don't know what she sees in him:/
Ron- She's such a nice girl, why is she in Slytherin again?
Hermione-She's very bright:) and kind.
Gryffindor Boys-She's fit!!!
Gryffindor Girls-She's so nice and kind and very pretty.
HufflePuff Boys-She's alright.
HufflePuff Girls- She's nice and pretty.
Cedric- She stunning, can I say this? I'm gonna say it anyway, she has a nice bottom:L
Susan Bones-She helped me with my DADA homework. Genius!...
Ravenclaw Boys-She's pretty and kind:)
Ravenclaw Girls-She is dead nice and always looking out for so many people.
Luna-She is very kind and sweet, she comes to the forbidden forest and hangs out ei the Thestrals with me. Also since she's been with Draco he's never mean to me, and doesn't hex me anymore:) which is always a good sign.
Cho-Well I'm happy she and Harry broke up he's mine... So she scored major bonus friend points by doing that. And she's pretty and very friendly.
Slytherin Boys-She's a fit Slytherin
Slythering Girls-Well we like her, she's so nice and funny and stunning.
Draco-I love her to pieces she's so amazing, and brilliant :)
Your love story-
You were in the Slytherin common room and everyone was playing seven minutes in heaven. You were studying, but Draco was forcing you to play one round. So you got out of you chair, and went to sit by Draco. You pulled out a name from the hat and it happened to be Draco, inside you were secretly happy. You two walked towards the closet slowly before Crabbe pushed you two in. You landed face to face.
"Aaliyah, how do you feel about me? Because I really like you,"
"Errrr... Let me explain," you grabbed onto his neck.
"This should answer your question," you said smiling. You started to kiss hi, with turned into full snogging. You were in there for 8minutes until Goyle opened the door.
"Opppss..." he laughed and you to left the closet.
"Aaliyah will you be my girlfriend," he asked.
"Of course," you answered and you started to kiss again.
"Ooooo..." everyone oooed.
"This is such a rubbish game," Pansy shouted storming out the room.
Draco smiled and so did everyone else.

What do your eyes say about you

Deep...deeeepp

Your eyes are so deep, you could get lost in them! You are constantly calm, and your eyes totally say that about you! Just dont be surprised if the opposite sex is always trying to get you to look their way, cause when you look at people, all their problems melt away!

What Secret Are you Hiding

The secret your keeping is that you would rather be alone than in a big group.

This is not a bad secret! So if your thinking that it is, stop thinking that! Your more of the kind of person who would rather be writing, reading, or maybe even drawing, than out at a party or at the movies. This isn't a bad thing, it just means that your maybe a little shy, or you don't feel like doing other things. But many of people are hiding the same secret so your not alone! =)

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST. If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

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TRAGIC POEM:

Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk her mom was an addict her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out and had patches of hair

She always talked to it when no one's around She lays there and hugs it not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door some more and more pain she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg a scar on her face why would she be in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

O_O_O_O_O_O It's wrong to do this to people! And it's wrong for people to feel this way!

V_V_V_V_V_V_V Don't judge people by their sexual preference :c Tis not right!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

(although sometimes I accidentally find myself spell your and not you're but I do fix it because I know the difference!)

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile

(its so beautiful What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers' and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Setsuki Angel Princess, KatiechanXoxoXSesshoukun, DarkGoddessKagome, Ryu Pendragon, Akuma-Death-Child,Sneaky Lunitic Spy

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Zenerific1, narutoyaoifan(everyday for the last 3 months), Ryu Pendragon, Akuma-Death-Child,Sneaky Lunitic Spy

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"Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who we are
Who we are
So we kill them
So we kill them
We’re Akatsuki
We’re Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Oposites attract and artists belong together. Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in SasoXDei.

At random moments, I tack "un" on the end of my sentences

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

The right guy is the guy who...

calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: 15 minuets-Rodney Atkins

Waking Up: the ballad of resurrection Joe and Rosa whore-Rob Zombie

First Day At School:she used to be mine-Brooks and Dunn

Falling In Love:Fergalicious-Fergie

Fight Song:Nasty Girl-Destiny's Child

Breaking Up:I Wanna Talk About Me-Toby Kieth

Prom night:My Alien-Simple PLan

Life:Are we the waiting-Green day

Mental Breakdown:April 29, 1992 (Miami)-Sublime

Driving:Dangerously in love-Destiny's Child

Flashback:When Moonshine And dynamite collide-Jackyl

Getting back together:The Gambler-Kenny Rogers

Wedding: Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American)-Toby Kieth

Birth of Child:Baby Boy-Beyonce

Final Battle:Burritos-Sublime

Funeral Song:Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know-Britney Spears *please make sure im one of the first =)*

Final Credits: Under My Voodoo-Sublime

some of theses don't make sense *shakes head in bewilderment* but knowing me they are true...=)

YOU'RE A 90'S KID IF:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brakes weren't working but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.

Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
She said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked her when he wasn't

Sweet

Words that fix the deepest hurts
tender thoughts that assures self worth
holding on to the one letting go
never allowing alone to hurt
tender caresses and worthwhile hope

Nothing

Bitter regrets of a life in scorn
Tarnished lies leaving broken and torn
promising everything and leaving nothing
take what wanted not whats given
bleeding and bruised cracked and shredded

SweetNothing

pushing deep until complete
hurting and loving embracing everything
penetrating and destroying the mask of fear
erasing the past smashing the present coveting the future
holding on when there's nothing left to hold

LOVE is just a four letter LIE!

I’m a tear.
I’ve been here before.
I know her perfumed fingers.
I know the cold floor.
Every time you leave her;
Every time you don’t call...
When she can’t help herself,
it’s my job to fall.

An unfortunate truth was that the things we want most could come at the wrong times.
If we're lucky, we find them again a second time.
If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future.

I'm sorry if I...

CRY too much
SMILE too big
LAUGH alot
SING in the car
DANCE in the rain
SLEEP on the floor
TALK too loud
TRY too hard

Just remember I'm me not you.

95 percent of teenagers would be crying if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of the Rialto Tower.
Paste this to your profile if you are 1 of the 5 percent saying "JUMP BITCH!"

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.

I'm Perfectly N.O.R.M.A.L:

Not

Ordinary

Rarely

Mean

Always

Loud

My NORMAL... Your Insanity

Awesome Quotes:

Life sucks and then you die.

Bite me.

Having the love of your life say, 'we can still be friends', is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (hell yea!)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.

I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

This is a quote I found on gay marriage:

"And yet to me this vote is horrible. Horrible. Because this isn't about yelling, and this isn't about politics. This is about the human heart, and if that sounds corny, so be it. Why does this matter to you? What is it to you? In a time of impermanence and fly-by-night relationships, these people over here want the same chance at permanence and happiness that is your option. They don't want to deny you yours. They don't want to take anything away from you. They want what you want—a chance to be a little less alone in the world.

Only now you are saying to them—no. You can't have it on these terms. Maybe something similar. If they behave. If they don't cause too much trouble. You'll even give them all the same legal rights—even as you're taking away the legal right, which they already had. A world around them, still anchored in love and marriage, and you are saying, no, you can't marry. What if somebody passed a law that said you couldn't marry?

I keep hearing this term "re-defining" marriage. If this country hadn't re-defined marriage, black people still couldn't marry white people. Sixteen states had laws on the books which made that illegal in 1967. 1967...

You know, just like marriages today in California are not legally recognized, if the people are gay.

And uncountable in our history are the number of men and women, forced by society into marrying the opposite sex, in sham marriages, or marriages of convenience, or just marriages of not knowing, centuries of men and women who have lived their lives in shame and unhappiness, and who have, through a lie to themselves or others, broken countless other lives, of spouses and children, all because we said a man couldn't marry another man, or a woman couldn't marry another woman. The sanctity of marriage.

How many marriages like that have there been and how on earth do they increase the "sanctity" of marriage rather than render the term, meaningless?

What is this, to you? Nobody is asking you to embrace their expression of love. But don't you, as human beings, have to embrace... that love? The world is barren enough...

And here are people overjoyed at the prospect of just that chance, and that work, just for the hope of having that feeling. With so much hate in the world, with so much meaningless division, and people pitted against people for no good reason, this is what your religion tells you to do? With your experience of life and this world and all its sadness’s, this is what your conscience tells you to do?... This is the second time in ten days I find myself concluding by turning to, of all things, the closing plea for mercy by Clarence Darrow in a murder trial.

But what he said fits what is really at the heart of this:

"I was reading last night of the aspiration of the old Persian poet, Omar-Khayyam," he told the judge. It appealed to me as the highest that I can vision. I wish it was in my heart, and I wish it was in the hearts of all: So I be written in the Book of Love; I do not care about that Book above. Erase my name, or write it as you will, So I am written in the Book of Love."- Keith Olbermann on the Prop 8 issue

If you believe in God, but think a lot of stuff in the Bible is contradictory bull, post this to your profile.

If you believe God doesn't give a crap whether you screw guys, girls or ducks, post this to your profile because LOVE IS LOVE!

If you believe Allah, Brahma, God, Yahweh, Shiva, and the Absolute are all just synonyms for the same divine presence, post this to your profile.

If you think extremists should get the sticks out of their asses and check into mental health clinics, post this to your profile.

If you believe that no one is born evil, but that evil is very real, post this to your profile.

If you hate what abortion is, but understand that sometimes it's just necessary (i.e. when the mom could die), post this to your profile.

I am a firm believer in complete equality for everyone. Haters can go fuck themselves. Being gay, transsexual, or bisexual doesn't mean you're a bad person or that something's wrong with you. All it means is that you have different tastes and preferences. The same goes for people of different skin colors, people of various religions, and people of various paths of life.

Stop the hate!

I found this on Twicked's profile, and yeah, I cried.

Try Not to Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it’s true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Like I said, I cried. Thanks though, whoever started that. I appreciate it, and I hope others do too.

To Those Who Were Lost, rest in peace.

Hopefully this will cheer you up some. It did for me.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

friends are God's way of apologizing for family

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

my friends say 'look a birdie' behind me in the lunch room then my goldfish are gone!!

people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers

you’re a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us I’m tripping you...

But if vampires r chasing us, trip me, I’ll b fine!

good friends don’t let you do stupid things...alone

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Life isn’t passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're okay, then it's you

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

My friends and I went to Hell once, just to see if we could. Then we got kicked out for pranking everyone and beating up the Devil. Pfft, crybabies.

When the world ends in 2012, most people will go to either heaven or hell. People like me and my friends will still be on Earth partying.

Some people were just born to confuse the world (more than it already is). We take our job very seriously.

I have a ton of friends, Mom! 70% are inanimate objects, 10% are fictional people, and the last 20% are psychopaths.

Best Quotes:

Me: When we were born, we confused the world

Stormy: Please, the world was already confused before we were born.

Me: Yes, but when we were born we confused it even more"

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Me: So I'm watching SchoolHouse Rock and they mentioned a grandmother from Russia and a grandfather from Italy coming to America and getting together. What does that make us, Italy?

Italy: *holds up jar labeled Vodka Pasta Sauce* THAT is what it makes us."

Me: Oh my god!"

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Me: Women have hips.

Austria: Way to point out the obvious.

Me: No, no, listen. Women have hips, men do not. Men are just... Straight.

Stormy: Really? (sarcasm) Are you saying that... what, men are just columns, only there for structural support?

Me: Yes! Men are rectangles. Like cabinets.

Stormy: (conceding) Or possibly circles.

Me: True, but circular guys are rectangular deep down. Then you get the guys with pot bellies that are rectangles with tumors.

Stormy: Rectangles with tumors?

Me: Yes, cancerous rectangles.

I got these from another writer's profile, which asked me to post them in my profile, so here:

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think everyone's out of their minds, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are part of the 15 percent that think she rules, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (Randomness rules!)

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile. (Both times!)

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile (I spend all my spare time hanging out with fictional characters)

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you are as wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

-You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is distant.

If you've ever seen Wicked live, copy and paste this in your profile.

-You wish you had a Goat teacher like Doctor Dillamond.

-You refer to the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West as Fiyero and Elphaba

If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile

92% of teens have moved on to rap! if your still one of the 8 that still listens to REAL music then put this on ur profile

Imagine this!

Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner.

Nessa looks at Boq.

Boq looks at Galinda.

Galinda looks at Fiyero.

Fiyero looks at Elphaba.

Elphaba looks at a book

What we have here is a love pentagon!

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue, Sherlock?” copy this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!!"

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Its official people, I'm ADDICTED TO FANFICTION.NET!!

Elphaba rules!! SHE JUST DOES, AND ANYONE WHO DENIES IT IS FREAKIFIED!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not alwyas have to deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

Stupid Labels

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Ask for something to eat when over your place
BEST FRIENDS: Raid your fridge

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWSOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you've been dumped
BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel at the ready

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story, with real quotes!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

24 things to do in an elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

I gave up Jesus for lent

I never finish anyth

Have a nice cup of shut the hell up

I love math- 11=11

Trust me. I'm a Jedi.

Jesus Saves- passes to Noah- He shoots! He scooores!

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Im not short! Just fun size.

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Global warming killed Frosty

Screw world peace- I want a pony

The police never think its as funny as we do

Forget love- I'd rather fall in chocolate

Dyslexics have more nuf

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minuet of it.

I don't get drunk, I get awesome

That's what she said

I love cats. But I can't eat a whole one.

“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”

"Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

“Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.”

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them”

"If you’re feeling alone, know that the world can be a lonely place but it would be lonelier without you in it."

"Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."

"Falling is just like flying, but with a more permanent destination."

"The man with the key is king, and honey you should see me in a crown."

"We can't giggle, it's a crime scene."

The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here!

So Easy, No Wonder Sneaky Lunitic Spy is #1.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The Sneaky Lunitic Spy is Mightier than the Sword.

Hell Yes!

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Look,Ma, No Sneaky Lunitic Spy!

Umm but don't i want to be there...

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
You Press the Sneaky Lunitic Spy, We Do the Rest.

Um cool i guess...

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Where Do You Want Sneaky Lunitic Spy To Go Today?

Yup I would

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Tonight, Let It Be Sneaky Lunitic Spy.

I would say that

6. To someone you dislike?
My Goodness, My Sneaky Lunitic Spy!

Um No just no

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Sneaky Lunitic Spy.

Um yes if i was eating

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
All The Sneaky Lunitic Spy That's Fit To Print.

Yup And then i get in the newspaper =D

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
This Is Not Your Father's Sneaky Lunitic Spy.

aaaahhh ummm no!

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Snap into a Sneaky Lunitic Spy!

hehe Dirty thought

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Every Sneaky Lunitic Spy Helps.

Um No comment

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Sneaky Lunitic Spy.

Major Dirty thought HAHA

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Thank Sneaky Lunitic Spy It's Friday.

Yes thank me that its Friday the day I'm doing this.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The Joy of Sneaky Lunitic Spy.

Not bad, not bad

15. Your last words before you die...
Solutions For a Small Sneaky Lunitic Spy.

um yea death solves everything.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Don't You Just Love Being In Sneaky Lunitic Spy?

No Comment!

17. Title of this post will be...
So Easy, No Wonder Sneaky Lunitic Spy is #1.

1. Severus Snape
2. Harry Potter
3. Albus Dumbldore
4. Minerva McGonagall
5. Voldemort
6. Lily Evans
7. Peter Pettigrew
8. Ron Weasly
9. Remus Lupin
10. Hermione Granger
11. Draco Malfoy
12.Sirius Black

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No, time to go look for one...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
NO HE IS A OLD PERVERT!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
No Sev gets Lily pregnant, NOT Lily getting Sev pregnant

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
If you want it to be abusive then yes, if not then no

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Niether

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Hope he was never taken along

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Harry wanted some thing more from life, some thing he wasn't getting in his time. Harry goes to the marauder's area, And is Harry, Harry's dad? Madness ensures.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
I think there might be one...

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Evil Need Comfort Too" Yup sounds good for a one-shot

Anybody uses this let me know so i can read it

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Draco finally accepts a Lemon Drop.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
9 Slash i think so the other no or i hope not...

13. Would one want to have sex with twelve?
Who know Severus is a complex man and the line between Love and Hate is VERY thin.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
K For extreme Crazyness

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
I think Voldemort would kill Ron before he even got a chance to think one up.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
easy

"I miss Harry, Ron." Hermione said to her best friend and lover. Harry had just been found dead yesterday. Ron sighed and said "I do to Moine. he was my best mate."

the end shortest drabble ever

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Peter would stare in shock that Sirius is Having Sex with Harry.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Drunken = Madness

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I dunno

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I hope not!

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'm pretty sure there is one or two...

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
RON! HARRY! SEVERUS!

you know the names of people she's having sex with...

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
30 minuets ago on 6/8/2012 4:53 P.M.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Dirty talk

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
yes sober if he was his mate.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
0.0 NO JUST NO!

28) "One (Severus) and Nine (Remus) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Remus) suddenly runs off with Four (Minerva). One (Severus), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Draco) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Sirius), then follows the wise advice of Five (Voldemort ((would it be wise?)) and finds true love with Two (Harry)." What title would you give this fic?
"True Love Always Wins"

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sick to my stomache

You guy's should do this it is fun and twisted just change charecters and all that!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write: For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)

WARNING: Do not click on these links if you have a tendency to break things when you run out of patience. Just saying.

Check out this link it is funny but annoying

Check this one out

Not my problem if your mom's favorite antique vase is broken now.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy and paste this into your profile' thingys, then COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (only as i swallow though!)
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 13

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (But almost 30 min. of that is trying to get myself awake ;)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I don't wear most of them, though)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4

I'm more Guy then Girl, and i am a girl, well i am a big tomboy...

Promise to Remember

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot, of course.

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is over-excited and proud of it.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Draco,

When someone is forced to action against their will.

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Nikkii-Love706, sneaky lunitic spy,

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, demon-in-training, sneaky lunitic spy,

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

GIRLS DON’T REALIZE THESE THINGS:

I'm sorry
That I bought you roses—to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect—not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to—"satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door and pull out your chair—like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough—to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice—not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account—to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you—instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you—than just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to—but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car—but when we went out you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere—but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat—only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours—instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry
That you can't realize…I've been the one all along…

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this—but don't care

But most of all…

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it—I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you—instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you—and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right—and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am—that you want me to be something better.

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different—but never judge you.

I'm sorry
That I cared.

And I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "WHY WON’T YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE?!".

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.

SAD STUFF :'(

A little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?"

Two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter.

A sister shields her little brother from her father's drunken rage. Her brother runs away on the day of her funeral.

A man getting on a bus walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. He has only seen stars in movies and pictures.

A little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box.

A girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian.

A Jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed.

The neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them.

A girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know.

Someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. The man couldn't get a job because he was gay.

An African American woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race.

A mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. Her wife comes outside and hugs her. The police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Giving Up On A Dream Doesn't Hurt As Much When You Do It For Someone You Love...Unknown

One Must Dare To Be Himself, However Frightening Or Strange That Self May Prove To Be...Unknown

It's Not Paranoia If They Really Are Out To Get You...Henry Kissinger

You Can't Steal Second Base and Keep One Foot On First...Unknown

Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver...Unknown

Those Who Laugh Last, Think Slowest...Unknown

You Know, Nasty Little Fellows Such As Yourself Always Get Their Comeuppance...Evelyn...The Mummy

Patience is a Virtue...Not Right Now It isn't...Evelyn, Rick...The Mummy

To Be Prepared For War is One of The Most Effectual Means of Preserving Peace...President George Washington

I Believe There Are More Instances of the Abridgement of the Freedom of the People by Gradual and Silent Encroachments of Those in Power Than by Violent and Sudden Usurpations...President James Madison

It is Easier To Do a Job Right Than To Explain Why You Didn't...President Martin Van Buren

An Honorable Defeat is Better Than a Dishonorable Victory...President Millard Fillmore

A Man is Known By the Company He Keeps, And Also By the Company From Which He is Kept Out...President Stephen Grover Cleveland

Above All, Tell the Truth...President Stephen Grover Cleveland

That's All a Man Can Hope For During His Lifetime - To Set an Example - And When He is Dead, To Be an Inspiration For History...President William McKinley

In the Time of Darkest Defeat, Victory May Be Nearest...President William McKinley

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick...President Theodore Roosevelt

Some People Call Me an Idealist. Well, That is the Way I Know I Am an American. America is the Only Idealistic Nation In the World...President Thomas Woodrow Wilson

We Grow Great By Dreams. All Big Men are Dreamers...President Thomas Woodrow Wilson

The Only Thing We Have To Fear is Fear Itself...President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Happiness Lies In the Joy of Achievement And the Thrill of Creative Effort...President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

A Pessimist is One Who Makes Difficulties of His Opportunities And an Optimist is One Who Makes Opportunities of His Difficulties...President Harry S. Truman

I Never Saw a Pessimistic General Win a Battle...President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Always Give Your Best, Never Get Discouraged, Never Be Petty; Always Remember, Others May Hate You. Those Who Hate You Don't Win Unless You Hate Them. And Then You Destroy Yourself...President Richard Nixon

We Must Adjust To Changing Times And Still Hold To Unchanging Principles...President James Carter Jr.

If You Don't Feel Something Strongly You're Not Going To Achieve...President George W. Bush

A Woman is Like a Teabag - You Never Know How Strong She is Until She Gets In Hot Water...Eleanor Roosevelt

Do What You Feel In Your Heart To Be Right - For You'll Be Criticized Anyway. You'll Be Damned if You Do, And Damned if You Don't...Eleanor Roosevelt

Great Minds Discuss Ideas; Average Minds Discuss Events; Small Minds Discuss People...Eleanor Roosevelt

Learn From the Mistakes of Others. You Can't Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself...Eleanor Roosevelt

No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent...Eleanor Roosevelt

Never Bend Your Head. Hold It High. Look the World Straight In the Eye...Helen Keller

One Can Never Consent To Creep When One Feels an Impulse To Soar...Helen Keller

The Best And Most Beautiful Things In the World Cannot Be Seen or Even Touched. They Must Be Felt Within the Heart...Helen Keller

I Am Not Afraid of Storms, For I Am Learning How To Sail My Ship...Louisa May Alcott

Courage is Being Scared To Death But Saddling Up Anyway...John Wayne

Life is Hard; It's Harder If You're Stupid...John Wayne

A Man Ought To Do What He Thinks is Right...John Wayne

If Everything isn't Black And White, I Say, "Why the Hell Not?"...John Wayne

A Learned Blockhead is a Greater Blockhead Than an Ignorant One...Benjamin Franklin

Education Without Values, as Useful as It is, Seems Rather To Make a Man a More Clever Devil...C.S. Lewis

Experience: That Most Brutal of Teachers. But You Learn, My God Do You Learn...C.S. Lewis

It is the Job That is Never Started That Takes Longest To Finish...J.R.R. Tolkien

The Wise Speak Only of What They Know...J.R.R. Tolkien

You Can Only Come To the Morning Through the Shadows...J.R.R. Tolkien

I Don't Know Half of You Half as Well as I Should Like; And I Like Less Than Half of You Half as Well as You Deserve...J.R.R. Tolkien

Courage is Found in Unlikely Places...J.R.R. Tolkien

Fair Speech May Hide a Foul Heart...J.R.R. Tolkien

Many That Live Deserve Death. And Some That Die Deserve Life. Can You Give It To Them? Then Do Not Be Too Eager To Deal Out Death In Judgement. For Even the Very Wise Cannot See All Ends...J.R.R. Tolkien

Faithless is He That Says Farewell When the Road Darkens...J.R.R. Tolkien

All We Have To Decide is What To Do With the Time That is Given To Us...J.R.R. Tolkien

It Takes a Great Deal of Courage To Stand Up To Your Enemies, But Even More To Stand Up To Your Friends...J.K. Rowling

It is Our Choices That Show What We Truly Are, Far More Than Our Abilities...J.K. Rowling

The Best of Us Must Sometimes Eat Our Words...J.K. Rowling

It Matters Not What Someone is Born, But What They Grow To Be...J.K. Rowling

What's Comin' Will Come And We'll Meet It When It Does...J.K. Rowling

You Sort of Start Thinking Anything's Possible If You've Got Enough Nerve...J.K. Rowling

Fear of a Name Only Increases Fear of the Thing Itself...J.K. Rowling

It Does Not Do To Dwell on Dreams And Forget To Live...J.K. Rowling

Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I rent a boat, save your stupid behind and demand that you pay for the boat.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. (Go chocolate!)

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Tell the truth and run.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and let Life wonder how you did it.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?

When I'm at Deaths door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad.

Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap that person upside the head.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

My favorite word is sarcasm.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

If at first you don't succeed, hide all the evidence that you've tried.

Smile. It confuses people.

Forgive your enemies, it is what irritates them most.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Sticks and Stones can break my bones, But words can hurt my inner child.

A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman,"

It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...

Love your enemies, it pisses them off.

And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!!

It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Never regret what once made you smile.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.

Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.

When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.

I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.

I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either.

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.

I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

You often say stuff like “have you ever noticed that ‘deliver’ could mean like someone’s liver?”

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101


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WHAT HOGWARTS HOUSE WOULD YOU BE SORTED IN? TAKE THE QUIZ!

Gryffindor:

[ ] You are loud.

[ ] You like going to school to see your friends.

[ ] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.

[ ] You always have something to do on the weekends.

[ ] You like to be the center of attention.

[x ] You get above average grades in school.

[ ] You’ve been called bossy before.

[ ] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.

[ ] You are athletic.

[ ] You are one of the best players on your team.

[x] You would do anything for your loved ones.

] You like the colour red.

[ ] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.

[x] You would never break a promise.

TOTAL: 3

Hufflepuff:

[ ] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.

] You get average grades in school.

[ ] You’ve been called boring before.

[x] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.

[x] You value honesty.

[ ] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.

] You like the colour yellow.

[x ] You have a job.

[ ] You are athletic.

] You are a team player.

[ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.

[x] You are easily amused.

[ ] You like helping others.

[ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.

] You like the music played on the radio best.

TOTAL: 4

Ravenclaw:

[ x] You get good grades in school.

[x] You like to read.

[x] Dumb people annoy you. A LOT

[x] You are creative.

[ ] You’ve been called a know-it-all before.

[ ] (Don't mean to sound conceited) You would say your intelligence level is higher than most.

[ ] You hate cheating on homework.

[ x] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.

[x] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.

[ ] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.

[x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.

[x] You like the colour blue.

] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.

[ ] You tend to over analyze things.

[x ] You can focus and pay attention well.

TOTAL: 9

Slytherin:

[x] You are very competitive too

[x] You like the finer things in life.

[ ] You think welfare is a waste.

] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.

[ ] You’ve been called a snob before.

[x ] You think the end justifies the means.

[x] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.

[ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.

[ ] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.

[x] You tend root for the villains in movies, books, etc.

[x] You are very good with words.

[x] Above all, you want to be successful in life.

[x] You like the colour green.

[x] You love to win.

[x] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA.

TOTAL: 10

Then, the Sorting Hat yells, "SLYTHERIN!" Luny jumped up happily, practically throwing the Sorting Hat back onto the stool to join her fellow snakes at the green and silver table. She settled in a seat further away from the rest of the group and pulled out a book, after all she had been told never to lose that Ravenclawish trait.

Take the test, WHAT HOUSE WOULD YOU BE IN?


What is my Patronus

Created by SilverDragon1234

Tagged: harry, potter, patronus

869 other people got this result! That's 45%

TAKE ANOTHER QUIZ!

Phoenix

Phoenix patronus's are very rare. You must be very powerful. You are a true and loyal friend until the end. No one would ever dare disrespect you, or try and push your freinds around. You are the kind person touched by God or the gods (Whichever religion you prefer)


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The Bush Viper by Atheris Squamigera reviews
What if the abuse Harry suffered was worse than the abuse in the books? What if Lucius Malfoy had happened to come upon Harry and decides that Harry would be the best gift to give the Dark Lord when he rises once more. How will that change when Harry comes upon some cold hard truths about his life? Will he get past these and live his life or will they consume him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 16h - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 157,420 - Reviews: 3937 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 5,777 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
59/? When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? Certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after Harry's fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 324,122 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Another Gibbs by sorafallenangel11 reviews
Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Blood Matters by BloodyRedQueen reviews
When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,273 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sirius B., Draco M.
Things I love in this world by Gaaralovesmeonly reviews
Harry's life is hard, but when he suffers another loss, he is pushed to the edge and intends to be killed at Voldemorts hand to end everything he hates in the world. But something unexpected happens. Harry-Voldemort Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,154 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
There Be Dragons, Harry by Scioneeris reviews
AU. Creature!Harry gains a strangely dragon-like creature inheritance over his sixteenth birthday. He isn't prepared for what follows. Elemental powers? Dragons? Mates? Merlin's beard! Contains all kinds of Slash. HP/TN/CW/OMC's Starts slow. Very Angsty. Complicated plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 770,971 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W., Theodore N.
Planning Behind by Bubski McBoo reviews
When he writes about his past for the sake of the curious wizarding world, Harry Potter finds himself falling in love with the memory of his dead Headmaster. Little does he know that Albus Dumbledore had memories that have yet to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,776 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,959 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,142 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry receives a letter from Dumbledore over the summer of 5th year and snaps. His magic reacts wildly and Harry finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. When everything comes to light Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 337,173 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Halloween Kisses and Snakes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter has come back to Hogwarts and has changed, with new friends, a new look and an invitation to stay at Malfoy Manor for Halloween what is the boy to do? Stalking, Drunks, Proposals and Madness. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
The Demon's Dear Friend by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Harrison James Potter is bored of seeing human civilisations rise and fall. Seizing the chance to go to another dimension where there are greater powers other than humans, The Master of Death lives in the Kuroshitsuji world as a walking contradiction. The lord of Shinigami in a demon body, what would happen to the story of our favourite Earl and his loyal demon butler?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,731 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14522 - Favs: 9,782 - Follows: 9,419 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Families and Familiars: Second Year by Sherza reviews
The Death Eaters are on the move, Dumbledore is stymied, and the Black Alliance has geared up for a war on multiple fronts. What challenges will everyone face as Harry goes into his Second Year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 159,488 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6923 - Favs: 9,559 - Follows: 12,626 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursley's but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 207,110 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 5,070 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Alternate Ending to Frostbite by Stephy-Monkey reviews
What if Mason wasn't killed in Spokane. What if the guardians had come in time to save them both. This is what I think would happen if they had.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Mason A., Rose H.
The butler, His possession by The Eternal Scribe reviews
A big brothers responsibility was to take care of the little ones who came after them and that's what he intended to do, even if that sent him into the burning pits of Hell. Of course the possessive butler wasn't about to let the emerald-eyed Phantomhive go. Slash, HPSM, Adopted from Shin no Yoru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Triwizard Champions by chris400ad reviews
Fleur Delacour has only known love from her family. But that's all about to change when she arrives at Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. AU. Up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,231 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Not Reincarnation A second chance! by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Sent to another world by the flamboyant death and turned into a demon, Hadrian isn't sure what to make of his new life. But what one thing that he is certain of is that the bloody butler wouldn't leave him alone. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Am Agus Cinniúint by WhimsyWren reviews
During the summer after Fourth Year, Harry is attacked. Though he comes out of it alive, how will the results change the course of history? Story is much better than summary, so check it out! THIS IS NOT... I REPEAT, NOT A SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,994 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Random Times by Cryptic Mist reviews
VALDUGGERY stories and possibly GHANITH. Chapters will be added. Don't let the first story put you off it's just a random one but romance should come afterwards over time. Rated T just in case of future ease review i dont get many! lol Enjoy! :
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 105,405 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Life is our Sentence by LucyLouLuna reviews
A potions accident early in Harry Potter's sixth year changes everything for Severus Snape. AU. COMPLETE. De-aged Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Courtesan by Drops of Nightshade reviews
In the prejudiced world where the Dark Lord won, Harry Potter is part of the servile caste, the lowest caste in the new society. Resigned to a life of servitude as a Courtesan, Harry is instead drawn under the wing of the Dark Lord himself. Between the scheming Order and his powerful benefactor, Harry finds himself steadily drawn deeper into the growing conflict. Eventual LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 145,004 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Corvus by LadyFreak reviews
Twins are attacked by Voldemort the night he vanishes. One is named the BWL. What happens to the other twin? After finding their son talking to snakes, the Potters decide that he is dark and evil and give him to Dumbledore. What happens to the abandoned twin? Who takes the boy in when it seems like no one cares? AU, Rating for later chapters, Wrong BWL, adoption,Yr2 Comp 7/26/13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 156,645 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P.
Emerald Servant by exaigon reviews
After the war Harry made a shocking discovery about his mother. To get away from all the bad memories he flees to another dimension and ends up serving in the Phantomhive mansion. There will be yaoi in later chapters... Rating may change as well. Old Chapters Reedited!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,778 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Yes, my Lord by Ivy.Lunar.Reid reviews
He was used to being ordered around. Without orders, he felt lost. Being in a new place, he felt the pull to safety. Even if safety was in the arms of the Devil and the feet of a young lord looking for revenge, Harry never felt safer.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M., Joker
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,496 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Dreams Can Come True But First You Must Seek Them by Tiger DeRanged reviews
Sirius lived after the Ministry incident and it's the summer after. Sirius is clear and Harry is living in Grimauld Place with him. Oneshot LEMON! SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Surge de Hydra by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not having a good day. How was he supposed to handle waking up alone in a forest with no idea how he got there and getting a splitting headache from seeing said forest from seven different angles? This forces him to hide his identity, and he gains help from an unexpected source. The BWL sees the war from another angle, how will this effect him? What to do? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,179 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Dark!Powerful!Evil!Harry. Harry found magic at a much earlier age, armed with power over the Dursley's he repays them for their loving care and takes over the house hold. Cold, cruel and sadistic Harry works in secret to get what he wants no matter what the price while in the eyes of the people he's simply an angel. Hogwarts will be in for a surprise if they think he's anyones hero
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,684 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P.
Aegis by Ri-Ryn reviews
Early on, Rin knew that to protect someone meant hurting them, himself, or somebody else. He WAS a very bad child because blood, scars, and broken bones? He was PROUD of it ALL.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiro F., Mephisto P.
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
One Step Behind by Otat bichachos reviews
Tom Riddle is dead...long live Lord Voldemort. But is it possible he had a particular accomplice...a raven-haired mischief maker? What could Loki possibly have to do with Harry Potter, and why did the babe appear at Thor's doorstep that night, only for Dumbledore to send him off? Would Tony Stark happen to be involved, and is Dumbledore hiding a sinister plot? FrostIron,now m-rated
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] Voldemort, Thor
Random Randomness by ElizabethSnow17 reviews
(Discontinued) A series of one-shots about failed experiments, incidents, ridiculous situations, and anything exploding. (Note: all were written very early on in the series.)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Goodbye is not Forever by Lyn Harkeran reviews
It takes place a year after the events of the original story. Jareth misses Sarah and decides to take matters into his own hands by blackmailing her into coming back to the Labyrinth. If she refuses she will condemn her friends, Hoggle, Ludo, Sir Diddymus, and Ambrosia to death. But sometimes things aren't always what they seem. (Now Completed)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,284 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Jareth, Sarah] Goblins, OC - Complete
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
In Which Harry is Actually Called Harry by Amazyrak reviews
Dear old Auntie Petunia has done it again, left poor lil Harry on his biological family's steps. There was more to Lily than met the eye. Now with the help of a blood ritual the Frump, Addam, and Potter bloodlines all come in a clash of light and dark. But the strangest part? Who knew the Addams played favorites.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P.
Susan Bones and the Prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson reviews
What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 274,874 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Crack Randomness (?) by Baby Hedgehog-Cute but DEADLY reviews
In which Ron has no idea what's going on, Harry gets shot, and Voldemort wants to make french fries. (IN FRANCE!) Oneshot. Warning: Crack fic. Randomness commences in three... two...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
A Chance in Time by MachiavellianParadox reviews
Having won the war, a tired Harry goes back in time to try to kill Tom Riddle as a child. What he did not predict however, was becoming attached to the boy. Realising that he couldn't kill him, Harry pretends that Tom is his brother in hopes of changing him and thus changing the future for the better. AU. No pairings. No slash. Some angst and some humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,661 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Beetlejuice: Love is not Dead by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Lydia marries Beetlejuice to save him from going to prison. She leaves the world of the living to live with him in the roadhouse. They both have to learn how to love each other and still be friends. But when Lydia receives a mysterious gift from a stranger and takes on one of the Greatest Jobs in the Neitherworld, what will Beetlejuice do?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,709 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 11/17/2010 - [Beetlejuice, Lydia D.]
The Courtship Conundrum by Belladonna1185 reviews
On the day of Harry's 17th Birthday an old wizarding tradition turns his life upside down. It's either go through with it or lose everything... Rated M for future material. Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,408 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
These Lies We Live by Kira Y reviews
Everything you know about Cyberchase is wrong. What if Matt was from Cyberspace, banished to Earth by The Hacker? What if all of Cyberspace thought him dead? What will happen once he returns with the Earthlings? "Hacker won't be happy about this one."
Cyberchase - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Slider, Matt
Muggles and Time Lords and Wizards, Oh My! by lovelydrarrylover reviews
Harry Potter is gay. He feels guilty of every death and every bad thing that has happened. When he's about to commit suicide, The Doctor saves him. Will romance bloom? Warning: SLASH(Harry x Doctor), POTENTIAL SPOILERS, AWESOMENESS. That pretty much sums it up! Rated for colourful words, not smutt
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Harry P.
Father Figure by alebrewer reviews
The magic that protected Harry wasn't just his mother's sacrifice, He had a guardian angel. James soul was tied to Harry's magic. James would do anything to protect his son. Powerful Harry, AU Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,524 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Secrets, truth, lies, love, what about Promises by roseskyangel reviews
Dimitri left and three weeks later rose is with a child. now three years later dimitri and tasha come to Lissa's and Christan's wedding. What will happen when the truth comes out. i know its been done before but please check it out. First fanfiction ever.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Twist of Bitter Fate by Elandria reviews
Sarah and Jareth, a twist of fate and a long hidden feeling, love or hate? COMPLETE SEPT 2014
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,841 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend - Harry Potter by Phoenix Moonstone
Meet Harry Potter from J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter. He's about to take his own life. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 4,218 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Testing by emo barbie reviews
A bunch of One-shots, mainly based around the Gil/Johnny pairing.
Johnny Test - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/30/2009
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 6,418 - Follows: 7,928 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3328 - Favs: 5,048 - Follows: 5,900 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Baisers de Papa by Thecattygrl reviews
What if France had won over Canada and America instead of England? How might have things been a little different for the FACE family? Angst and AU. Enjoy I guess and pardon my French.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised!Harry has found out that the light has been keeping A LOT of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Powerful!Evil!OOC!Harry OOC!VoldemortOthers. Light!Bashing, Dumbles,Ron,Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,921 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 287,080 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Sebastian M., OC] - Complete
My Pen Pals by Atheris Squamigera reviews
Hogwarts students are assigned Pen Pals over the summer to help foster better relationships with other wizarding schools all over the world. Harry finds that he might actually be making some life time friends and maybe a little bit more. Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Viktor K., OC
As Freedom Rings by angelasdawn47 reviews
"You said you would never leave me!" 'Well, you said you would never HURT ME.' A free verse look at Alfred's thoughts during the Revolutionary War.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Unexpected by TciddaEmina reviews
The Doctor receives an unexpected visitor. SLASH. Set during The Lodger, Season 6.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [11th Doctor, Harry P.] Craig O. - Complete
Sour Tea and Sweet Smiles by TheAmericanGit reviews
"Iggy! Iggy! What's this?" The sunny child, known as Alfred F. Kirkland, held the gun up with ease, looking at it with a confused expression. "It looks old!" He smiled and then looked over at Arthur, his eyebrows furrowing at the Englishman's dismayed yet somehow smug expression. "Iggy?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pity Comes Too Late by Lyn Harkeran reviews
What if Christine hadn't been able to change the Phantoms mind? What if she made the decision to spend her life with the Phantom, to save Raouls' life? Can Christine ever truly love the deformed Erik? This is a story about those what-ifs. Erik/Christine
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,625 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Christine, Erik
The Only True Lords by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, eventually. Harry accidentally bonds several Slytherins, including Snape and Draco, with him as their Lord. It's going to be a long journey from putting his foot in it all the time to at least trying to be a good one. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 262,921 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Unforgivable Sirius by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Challenge on Potions and Snitches by Romanticide: Sirius does something to Harry that he shouldnt and he shatters the poor boy's last hope of finally having a family. He's lost and hurt and terrfied with no one to turn to. No one but the man who has made his life miserable anyway he could. How can Snape help Harry,when he hates him himself; or does he? *Mild character bashing*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,998 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Dark Heir by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Lily fell victim to the charms of Tom Riddle, she ends up pregnant and a paternity test confirms her worst fears. News gets back to the Dark Lord and when she hides, he hunts down the Potter's to take whats rightfully his. Things don't go to plan thanks to the meddling headmaster. Banished, Voldemort swears he will return to get his son soon the world will me the Dark Prince!ONHOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,757 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Triad Prophesy by Takao1160 reviews
Harry gets beaten and left for Dead by his own relatives. Bella comes to rescue him along with Dobby then Hermione comes to his aid. Then a meeting with the goblins and the fun really begins. This is H/Hr/Bell/OC - Harry Multiple!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,201 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Price of Loyalty by Scioneeris reviews
AU. Harem!fic. Only a foolish person would turn down a bonding proposal to a Blood Dragon, especially when such opportunities only appear once every few centuries. One has visited Hogwarts and proposals have been issued. OFC/HP/RW/HG/SS/MM/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., OC
The Day he was Pushed to Far by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Unable to deal with the pain and loss he felt during the third task; Harry slowly startes to fall apart,the others around him oblivious to it all. The loneliness was eating him up until one day, Harry finally snaps. Mentor/Severus *Suicide-Themes/Death*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Step from Destruction by damtoti reviews
"After a predictable exchange of insults and punches, America found himself pressed back against the wall, Russia's pipe at his throat." Cold War angst, violence, and general douchebaggery with a twist of asphyxiation/breathplay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Vaurien Scapegrace: Last Stand of Dead Men by Onyx Sprita reviews
Drabble series. Warning: may not actually contain Vaurien Scapegrace, a last stand, or any dead men. First few chapters have been edited and are now slightly less rubbish!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/2/2011
Valduggery Drabbles Galore by Sky Fireheart reviews
Valduggery Drabbles! Inspired by the magnificnet Sabrina Sparrow! Open for comments and suggestions! Rated T for what might come next... DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of Derek Landy's Skul Crew
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
IM for ST Vlad by midnightAlixe13 reviews
Everyone got laptops at ST Vlad and now thier all on IM rated T
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009
Because I'm A Super Hero by lymerikk reviews
Alfred had always had a twisted sense of justice. Arthur always thought he'd grow out of it. Things get out of hand, and Alfred thinks he's saving the world. The best way for him to save the world? To get out of it and stop trying to 'change things for the better'. USUK, Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Mischeif by ivebeenstumped reviews
What happens when Harry decides to teach Ron how to play Flappy Bird. A lot of phone breakages ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flappy Bird - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Your Eyes Say Different by pisenpai reviews
Percy's daily swimming activities are interrupted by a certain sun god with his own activities in mind. Percy is about 18 years old here. One-shot turned into a chaptered story. Lemon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Percy J., Apollo
The Black Castle by Ali Ranger51 reviews
After burning Morgarath's bridge, Evanlyn and Will try to escape Erak's crew, but it goes badly wrong. Will ends up badly hurt, and Evanlyn leaves by herself, believing Will to be dead. Can Will escape Morgarath's Black Castle before it's too late?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,589 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Will
Palmer by jetbstraub reviews
Not everyone is what they appear to be and most don't take the time to find out one way or the other in this busy world we live in. Tims car won't start one day after work and he ask Palmer for a ride or to sleep on his couch. Palmer invites him along on the night he has planned with friends. Tims in for a night of suprises and a side to Palmer no one knew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P., Jimmy P., Tim M. - Complete
Didst Thou Ever Wish to be a Pirate by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Captain Hook and Mr. Smee are magically teleported through a girls' dreams, with a little help from Pixie-Dust and an Angry Fairy Named Tinkerbelle. They end up in 21st century America and they must find a way back home, or begin to grow old. Hook/OC
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - [J. Hook, OC]
Irreversible Step by Callisto-HK reviews
You can't just say things and then take them back or act like you haven't said anything! It just doesn't work that way. Words can cut deeper than knives and can leave permanent scars on one's soul. And maybe that's it; maybe Tony has finally had enough. /Set in season 10. Rated T for Language!/ Case-fic!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Marriage is Just an Adventure into Madness by Starlight623 reviews
"Someone once told me that marriage is, simply put, just an adventure into madness. They didn't realize just how right they were." A series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between Alice and Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 132,323 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 4,284 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Destiny by WereBunny87 reviews
One day the Doctor was called to a world in need of help. He wasn't supposed to fall for it's hero. WARNINGS INSIDE
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/28/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 4,507 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Verger Estate by ClariceEStarling reviews
Clarice decides to go to Mason Verger's Estate to help Doctor Lecter. When they arrive at Chesapeake Bay, Clarice feels the worst pain ever possible.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2014 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Real As It Gets by Shattered Peices reviews
It's the war of 1812 and England and Canada are burning the capitol, Washington. England and Canada think America is useless... but hope is what matters the most.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Failing by lymerikk reviews
Alfred is lost amongst his spiraling world and his thoughts bury him. Everything is heavy. He's lost and struggles to be found. Alfred-centric drabble, based on a true story. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2014 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
The Feel of Feelings Rewrite by Falling Tenshi reviews
Thrown into Azkaban, Harry is removed two years after. Not quite the same, but not willing to be around those who put him in jail, Harry leaves for a new school. HarryOMC. SLASH MALExMALE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,280 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
And she died by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
Valkyrie Cain dies. In each of these chapters I kill her off, seeing all the different ways she can die.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Creeping Ivy by DominaDeSerpensDorcha reviews
On Hold. AU-CoS: Year two and we find Harry back in Hogwarts. Will he fall victim to Dumbles' manipulations or will the new darkness festering inside him help him with new challenges. LEAD-Up to Dark!Powerful Harry. No pairings yet. Not Slash. Enjoy & REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,812 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
one small kiss by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
a little Valduggery, dedicated to NerdySkeleton and LythiaHarpen. 1st Valduggery : please read and review, a short and sweet story, thanks! xx
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Golden Eyes by williamsangel88 reviews
At the final battle within the Ministry, Voldemort chooses to play a little while longer with Harry before disposing of him. Dumbledore arrives too late and witnesses how his Golden Boy is pulled back towards the Death Chambers within the Department of Mystery's. Thrown through the Veil changed Harry but also gave him a new chance at life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 323 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P., Undertaker
From Darkness Born by FalconLux reviews
Harry is wrongly convicted and sent to Azkaban. This is not a story about what he does when he gets out, but what he does while he's inside. When the world no longer matters, will Harry find something new to care about? More details inside. Dark!Powerful!Harry; Harry/Bellatrix/Severus pairing; SEQUEL PENDING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,365 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Fire And Ice by Eirenei reviews
He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,977 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M., Claude F.
Skulduggery Pleasant Drabbles by YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff reviews
My first Skulduggery Pleasant drabble series :D D Some O/Cs, some craziness and a bit of seriousness. (Seriously guys most of these are a few years old so they're a bit rubbish but the later ones should be better!)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/17/2010
No Restricitons by Finnian4ever reviews
Ciel ponders; what would Sebastian do if he let him have his way for one night, within the boundaries of the contract, of course.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Love Is Complicated by Dante Pierre reviews
Draco loses Apple and is comforted by Harry, but then things get a little bit more complicated. We own nothing, everything is J.K. Rowling's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Viper II: Celestial Omens by Nocens reviews
"Come and see!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. — Revelation 6:1-2 NIV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Servants of the Malleus Maleficarum by Belgaris reviews
Fate is relentless. The greatest threat to the magical world in 300 years is stalking the lands. Myth is reality and a Lord of All Magic, protector of the whole Wizarding World has been named. Hermione is psychotic, and in love. Harry has a destiny. "I will tear anyone apart who gets in my way!" LV/HP (Slash) HG/SS. Also contains Horror,Mystery,Humour. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,079 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Are Brilliant! by azehcaz reviews
Harry Potter/Dr. Who cross over. When the Doctor crash lands in the Forbidden Forest at Hogwarts, he is overly excited to be meeting the legends of the books. But is everything as JK Rowling wrote it to be?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Hadrian Salazar Peverell by Basill reviews
Most would think that the evilest dark lord since Salazar himself would be gloating at the fact that his enemy was at his feet, but when said enemy was just a boy how could he take pleasure in it? Warning: Slash and possible lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,044 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Some Days Are Just Plain Odd by RKellyn reviews
Drabbles, AUs, action, old romance, new romance, angst, drama, comedy, Fletcher's hair gel, loafers, general hijinks and Anton Shudder being a sex fiend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,138 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Mr Weasley's Gift by ashtonangel13 reviews
It's Christmas at the Burrow. The Weasley's are handing out gifts, and surprisingly, Harry has a few he wants to pass out as well. What will they be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Demonic Love by soundsoulryan reviews
Rin is beginning to develop a crush on Mephisto, something that really pisses him off. When his grades begin to slip due to his lack of focus, the latter is forced to confront him on why. Mephisto could have never guessed it was because of him.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Rin O., Mephisto P. - Complete
Part of The Hunt by MikhaelK reviews
Percy has just become a god and has been admitted to be a guardian/warrior in The Hunt. Artemis and the Huntresses aren't very fond of the idea, but eventually, feelings might change. UP FOR ADOPTION - or it will be subject to deletion.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,215 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
Infidelity by Violet2389 reviews
Bella is in a relationship with Edward but craves more. She feels the spark is lost between her and Edward...which is where Carlisle comes into play.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,015 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
Smiling Always by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
It's what he can do right now. Pretend to be happy. He is the hero. If they don't know about his handicap, it wouldn't hurt them, right? It hurts though. The mocking, the laughs, the pranks. It hurts. Please. Somebody help me. Anybody. Why do I put up with this? Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - America - Complete
What's Right, What's Wrong, What's Left by Jakattk reviews
They piled the dead like binned rubbish. Did they not expect someone to react to the people who have been killed. M rating just to make sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Canticum Animam by CharmedArtist reviews
In Charms class, they learn the spell to reveal the song of their soul, but Harry's song isn't what they expected... High rating for implied things; nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Undertaking by Unidentified Formulated Onoma reviews
Harry gets thrown back in time to when his parents were in school. But, because of his darker past, he joins Voldemort in his pursuit of taking over Britain. How will Hogwarts survive? I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, I wouldn't post it here. AUHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,285 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
I Love You by koichii reviews
They're engaged. It wasn't the fact that they're both males that bothered Eren. It was the bloody fact that Levi doesn't love him. After all, it was just a forced engagement. But it doesn't matter, Eren loves him. So what's the brunette gonna do if an old flame crossed Levi's way once more?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Final Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Sequel to The Arrangements, starts the morning after. Severus and Harry have a new teacher to contend with, and final arrangements to make
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Who I Am by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Bella is sick of Edwards controlling ways and breaks out of her shell becoming the real Bella Swan, the one who she used to be in Arizona but Edward doesn't take kindly to this. She catches the interest of another Cullen and she walks in on a dirty little secret kept by Edward, with her knew personality she doesn't take it lying down. And she has a mate. OOC!Bella ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,802 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Bella, Jasper
In Somno Veritas by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 163,363 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Halloween Fic Fest –Blood Thirsty– by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
because Tom always had the oddest kinks...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort - Complete
In The Name of Black by heartsn'minds reviews
On that fateful night of James and Lily Potter's death, young Harry James Potter is rescued and adopted by one Sirius Orion Black. Furious at Dumbledore for the Potter's death and his ignorance at Peter's doing, Sirius rejoins the Black family in support of the Dark Lord, bringing with him his son, young Cepheus Sirius Black, Heir of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sirius B., Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
24 Hours by Adepta Sororitas reviews
A boy of fifteen years teaches him, in one day, what he would have never bothered to learn in a lifetime. AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Harry Potter: Bloodline by Timeframe reviews
Harry was always ignored. His rightful title was taken by his brother. But he doesn't care. Why? He discovered the power that only he can use. The power he knows not. Join Harry as he goes through Love, Loss, and Triumph. Will he be able to accomplish what no man has ever done? Sharingan!Harry HP/FD/GD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,978 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Hogwarts Christmas Karaoke Party by RuneWitchSakura reviews
An Early Christmas Present For You All. Dumbledore announces a Christmas Karaoke Party over the break, and the students come up with some screwed up Christmas songs. Then Voldemort decides to start his own Karaoke Party. T for content. Up for adoption
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Accidental Hurt by wingdesire reviews
Takes place after the Military Police are done with Eren. "Shhh! You should've been more careful. He's still healing." "Right, sorry." "Levi,you really should be more careful." "..."
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Eren Y., Hange Z., Levi - Complete
Spouse Swap! by Sun N Air reviews
Everything was normal in the Cullen house-well too normal for Jasper and Alice. So they play a prank and something changes between Bella and Carlisle. CONTINUING NOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Boy Who Had Everything by WindyWords123 reviews
AU in which Matthew is lavished with attention, while Alfred is ignored. Some strong language. Neglective France and England. From the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - America, Canada, England/Britain, France - Complete
Crochet and Family by yamiyugi23 reviews
By giving Harry an unwanted birthday present out of what he thought was spite Dudley Dursley did not realize what he had done but his parents soon realized and decided to take advantage of their freak of a nephews abilities. Or they will until 2 certain Tiger Demon's show up. Warnings: AU, abusedHarry, nonhuman & disabled Harry, Harry can Crochet, character bashing, OC's. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 80,290 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The First Rule of Time Travel by Draco Malfoy is Blonde reviews
In their Seventh Year the Marauders are given a fifth member, but hes suspicious of Peter and is definitely hiding something. Rating for violence. We all have to have a crack at the cliches don't we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,629 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Roll the Bones by Araceil reviews
Hired to investigate the no longer derelict Phantomhive Estate, Harry gets caught up in something more annoying than Squatters when he finds himself blackmailed into being the Housekeeper. Slash, Crossdressing, Quiet!Competent!Perceptive!Immortal!Harry, Sebastian/Harry, Lizzie/Ciel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Untouchable by MaplePucks reviews
America reflects on the day that changed his life forever. The day he learned he wasn't untouchable anymore. *9/11 Hetalia fic. America's POV,*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2013 - America - Complete
My Understandings by BunBunC reviews
The first time Eren has a proper meeting with Levi, it's after having the shit beat from him.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Seven Orders of Levi by Wild Rhov reviews
Hange wants to know if Eren will transform when put under extreme emotional trauma, and Levi has just the way to test him: a dungeon, ropes, and lube. Will Eren turn into a Titan, or will he get the night of his life?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] Hange Z., Auruo B. - Complete
Finding My Way To You by Of Stories Told reviews
Epilogue piece to Harry's Kuroshituji. Written with the blessings of Befoulmetalroosa. I dearly hope everyone enjoys this final installment of a brilliant tale. Of the magic that is love, and how the small miracles of life leave us in awe for all of its blessings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Scarf by Love Psycho reviews
Yukio is sick with a cold. And wearing a scarf. His students have to wonder at that; except for Rin who's behind it all. Fluffy One-shot
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiro F. - Complete
over again by echoeffect reviews
God must be cruel, because the relationship that had saved him so many times before was turning into the very same thing that could destroy him.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Hannibal's Fist - A Tragedy by MajorBachman reviews
"Would she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him?"
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,930 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - H. Lecter, C. Starling - Complete
Little Angels by Bloody French Pasta reviews
The story of two boys trying to keep a dark secret. Will little Alfred and Matthew ever have a happy ending? I do not own the song or hetalia! song: concrete angel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Surviving Paradise by KayWoolf reviews
Clarice hasn't seen Hannibal in six years. She hears he's been captured in Australia and rushes to make arrangements to transport him personally back to Baltimore- however their flight is interrupted as the plane crashes and she is left to deal with surviving on a subtropical island…with Hannibal Lecter…and maybe a few survivors. Rated M for gritty adult themes.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,270 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Will The Real Narcissist Please Stand Up? by SASundance reviews
This is a 'what if" story. What if Gibbs and Ducky weren't alone when they made those remarks about Tony being a narcissist in Murder 2.0 in season 6? What if the person listening in, then told someone else. What would be the consequences for Tony and the team? This story is complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,714 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
Holding On To You by Ramalama reviews
Four years after Katniss Everdeen is named the Victor of the 74th Hunger Games she is still making a splash in the Capitol as the District Twelve Mentor. What her adoring fans don't know is just how broken their 'it' girl really is. Very light lemon
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,079 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Cinna, Katniss E. - Complete
Gone by That-Fresh-Rain-Smell reviews
Sevruses' love is the kind that kills. Angst, Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Betrayals by SASundance reviews
This is another "What If" story. What if the fake photo of Tony which Abby created in the Season 2 Episode 'Conspiracy Theory' ended up being made public. What would be the consequences for Tony and the team? Warning: deals with child abuse but nothing graphic. Please see authors notes for further information. Last chapter now uploaded
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,566 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
I Drive Your Truck by Gypsy reviews
I drive your truck, I roll every window down, and I burn up every back road in this town. I find a field, I tear it up till all the pain's a cloud of dust. Yeah, sometimes, I drive your truck. Character death/tragedy
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Tony D., Jackson Gibbs - Complete
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,732 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Forgotten War by Cocolover77 reviews
Alfred watches as he, and his beloved White House, goes up in flames. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2013 - America, Canada, England/Britain - Complete
A Change of Heart by Caffeinated Star reviews
Knowing that Minerva and Hagrid would never forgive him if he didn't, Dumbledore made a very drastic change for Harry Potter's future. His new family might be a bit dysfunctional, but it was better than a cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Carrier by The Unbelievable reviews
James and Lily Potter were not his true parents. Dumbledore stole him from his true family when he was 3 weeks old. Now his true family moved next door to the Dursleys without knowing he was there. GoF Timeline, Mpreg, BL, Harem x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,679 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Return of Darkness by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
They say the winning side of a war gets to write its history. What happens when Harry absorbs the Horcrux in his scar to discover all of Voldemort's knowledge, skills, memories, and the hidden side of history? Harry decides that he actually agrees with some of the things Voldemort was fighting for. Dark!Harry; Will eventually be HP/DG/AG/FD/GD; ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,789 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Astoria G., Fleur D.]
Harry's Kuroshitsuji by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Harry's dying. Someone comes to his rescue, called by the darkness in his soul. Harry accepts the aid, but at a price. Major character death. Same story that was posted previously by me, before FFn stopped letting me post and I took it down. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,441 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [Harry P., Sebastian M.] [Draco M., Claude F.] - Complete
Love At First Touch by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
At the tender age of eleven Harry had to touch Voldemort to save himself… that touch left marks beyond the ones on Quirrell's body, emotional marks… marks that awoke something much bigger than anyone could expect and hope…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Theodore N. - Complete
Poison in the Fire by TurtlesAndCanada reviews
Maybe they were brothers. But that didn't stop the flames. And maybe they didn't really know why they were fighting. But the poison still ran like water between them. Because in the end, they both lost something precious, but one found a reason to fight. Family. War of 1812 fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Yesterday's News by Belgaris reviews
"The insult he sneered at me was just a bonus. 'Harry Potter, yesterday's news'. Truer words could not have been spoken. I'm surprised the 'pretty boy' isn't here with you tonight!" "Difficult," Marvolo mused, "As he's dead." "Dead?" "Hmm, yes. I killed him for that insult you know." Marvolo drawled. "or rather Voldemort did. (LV/HP (Slash) ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Life's What You Make It by Lyn Harkeran reviews
This is the Sequel to Lost Flame. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are getting married. What trials and tribulations will await them in their new life together? And do they truly belong together? (DISCONTINUED)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,686 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Embracing Evil: Series 5 - The Final Series by Jessiikaa15 reviews
After fights and struggles, Chaos and Tom are happier than they has ever been and to prove he is forever Chaos finally makes the ultimate sacrifice. With only the ministry and the order stood in their way they set out to claim the wizarding world for their own. With a proposal and an impossibility, nothing is ever simple when you are the most powerful wizards in the world. MPreg!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,688 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Father's Son by lumaluma reviews
After being raised with an abusive father, the last thing Alfred wants is to end up like his dad. However, he worries that the saying "like father, like son" holds more truth than he used to think it did. Warnings for brief violence, swearing, and general angst. This is more of a drabble than most of my other stories, but it does still have a plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Embracing Evil: Series 4 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
4th in the Series. Harry Potter is no more, only Chaos stands and the order is in disarray. Becoming solely the Dark Lord's Chaos was supposed to be easy but things keep getting in the way, with feeling's called in to question and Dumbledore's meddling becoming harder to work around, Chaos is set for a fight. Everything is up in the air and finally the Order will meet Chaos. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,751 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Your Baby Girl by FandaticForeverAndAlways reviews
After an accident resulting in Ginny's death, Harry turns to alcohol. He has all but forgotten his family, and so have they. Except his daughter. When it becomes too much, Lily decides to take the easy way out...leaving Harry one last letter. *Rated M for mature themes*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Submission & Control by zebragoddess reviews
What if Ciel and Sebastian had a red room of their own? Ciel allows Sebastian to play master for a while. One shot, super tease lime
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Choices Made by JackiLeigh reviews
Aliyah-related Episode. What would have happened if Gibbs had chosen Ziva over Tony? There will be character bashing, I'm just saying...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
How Sang Lys met the Dark Lord by Jessiikaa15 reviews
This is a short oneshot on how the assassin Sang Lys first met up with the Dark Lord. It's a side story to my Dark Repercussions, so if you have read that then you might be interested, if you haven't then you could read this but it might not make sense!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Love Like This by SarahandBabees reviews
A collection of oneshots! Some sad, some sweet, some funny, some poetic, and some that are completely messed up. Not just RosexDimitri, either. Characters will vary.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 10/28/2010
Harry Potter and the Guardian of the Dragomir Princess by Isabella of the Night reviews
OotP/LS AU. "You have your mother's eyes." They've all told Harry this, nothing else. But when Harry is helped by a stranger to carry Dudley home, he didn't expect her to be strong or to be told he was needed in America to help his vampire cousin in politics. He also didn't expect to be hauled off to America at the same time. Because Harry inherited more than just his mother's eyes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Harry P., Rose H., Lissa D.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today by Badass Hathaway reviews
Rose wakes up to have one of the worst days ever. Everything about this day just pisses her off - so how will see handle it? Staff of St Vlad's fear for you life. Includes epic Novice vs. Guardian war and a special guest appearance from Stanna Montana!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Not A Potter by LadyFreak reviews
Harry Potter was the younger brother to Henry Potter- the boy who lived. Neglected by his parents since he could remember, he still tries to make them proud. When the goblins perform their centennial vault inspection and students at Hogwarts are required to make an ancestry potion, what will be discovered? (AU, OOC Snape, Lily, James, Harry, containts Self-Harm and Suicidal themes)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Songs of the Heart by Starlight623 reviews
Song inspired drabbles. Will be posted in groups of five. Many thanks to futrCSI1490 for the idea!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,745 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Boys Who Lived by Shara Lunison reviews
COMPLETE! The Potter twins are attacked by Voldemort as children and somehow defeat him. But the Dark Lord is not dead and when he returns they will have to choose between light and dark. Or will they choose themselves? SLASH, soul-bonded twincest, threesome, rated M for later chapters. HP/OC, RW/DM/HG, SS/LV, SS/BC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,995 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Wolf Says Meow by Stardind reviews
In a twist of fate the Dursley's go camping when Harry is four and gets found by our blood thirsty Fenrir. Harry slowly gets the family he's always dreamed of in his young life. Back up after deletion! MPREG, violence, you have been warned! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,471 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Fenrir G. - Complete
Bound by Blood: The Accursed Heirs by TheNefariousMe reviews
Sequel to Bound by Blood. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Roll of the Dice by gibbsandtonysbabe reviews
A month of back to back cases have left very little time for one another. That is about to change and Tony is going to be ready; as a matter of fact he has a little surprise for Jethro. Fair warning...this is a Slash story...not your thing...not a problem...if it is...enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Aftermath by Silverwingeddetective reviews
The drop of his wand signals the end of the final battle and of his own personal seven year struggle against Voldemort. What happens now? Fluff and smut of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,225 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Embracing Evil: Series 3 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
3rd in the series With the mess of the 5th year behind him and fully belonging to the Dark Lord, Chaos thinks thing will get easier of course nothing is simple involving Dumbledore. More secrets Horcruxes and a possessive lover Harry has to keep everything together under watch and outside of school Chaos realises that being away from the manor causes more trouble than not. HP/TMRLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Left For Dead by SASundance reviews
What happened after the bomb blast when Tony walked away from Gibbs at BFF and was homeless? This tag contains some dark, angst-filled hurt, though not much comfort. How does Tony reconcile being treated as a joke by his team/family and how do internal dialogues we develop in childhood, influence our behaviour as adults?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,816 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Heart's a Mess by jelenamichel reviews
Post-Double Blind. He has been so desperate to connect with her that when the opportunity presented itself, he took hold of it with both hands. Now he thinks he should have held back and waited. But what kind of man would that have made him? She needed him, and so he was there. It's what he did. For love. For her.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Both Father and Son by SevSnape13 reviews
One-Shot. What happens when Harry finds hope of having a family he never had in one very hateful Severus Snape? What happens when said person doesn't accept him? Well, let me tell you, things do not end well. Suicide themes. Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Human Dragons by Kindred01 reviews
UP DATED: Harry was at the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary, with Charlie when he meets Charlie mate, Yaoi, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W., OC
To Afraid To Ask by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Afraid to ask
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Music by Atlas Gryffis reviews
Harry discovers a music room, and after five years without his instruments, what do you think he'll want to do? One-shot, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
My Beloved by Completely Unstable reviews
Everything went to a stand still. All I could see was the smoke and fire and flying rocks. The downed soldiers and the panic. We were forced to retreat that day. And ever since then, I couldn't smile. He was gone. My beloved, was dead and I could do nothing about it. WARNING: Character death, suicide, and lightly suggested lemon GerIta oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Love Bites by Nicole Panthera Ozera reviews
Love Series: Book No. 1 What happens if Lissa leaves Christian for Adrian? What happens when Dimitri takes up Tasha's offer? Who will Rose and Christian lean on? What happens when old flames return and drama begins? Read to find out. Disclaimer: I don't own VA. RM does. R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,483 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Letter to All by Tadpoleinateacup reviews
harry has made a big choice and it effects all the people he loves... he sends each of them a letter to explain why. Character death, harsh themes, self harm, some curse words i think... mostly t for general theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,114 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 5,880 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
From Darkness to Sunrise by gopherbroke reviews
In Progress. What would happen if Carlisle also had a reaction to Bella that he couldn't control? Bella may feel it too. It's an entirely different world as two souls finally find each other in the most surprising of circumstances. Can they overcome the obstacles and struggles that are thrown their way in order to be together? M rating in many future chapters. AU CxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Of Luck and Regenerations by S. Rune reviews
A tale of two past loves and a third that was denied. Slash, the Doctor/Harry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/22/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Colorful by SoulMalady reviews
It has been years since Teddy spoke with Harry. Now, with anger and bitterness in him, he begins to understand why his godfather never seemed to love him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Embracing Evil: Series 2 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
REVISED!2nd series of my Embracing Evil fic. After spending the summer as his true self in the guise of Chaos, Harry is back at school and the stress may be finally getting too much in his double life. Will Harry break or can he make it through? There's a prophecy and more expectations of him but there's also something Harry wants. HPTMR/LV. READ EMBRACING EVIL SERIES 1 FIRST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,813 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Valduggery Oneshots by tomatoesonstrings reviews
Cheesy, Valduggery, romantic...what's not to like? Please reveiw!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 51,565 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Violated by dearestxina reviews
Warning YAOI: "What could you possibly be good for brother? I just don't get it." Rin coughed up blood as he desperately gasped for air. "I can't tell. Do I maybe have you cut you open?" His eyes grew wide with horror as he watched the Earth Demon King slowly draw forth his stolen katana.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
Procuring a Professor for Potter by cjsmalley reviews
Harry's mentally growing by leaps and bounds and yet his parents cannot reliably teach him daily. So the call goes out. Wanted: Teachers, must be willing to travel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
One Jacket, one Moment by tinybee reviews
Loki and Harry meet and a relationship is formed, until eventually Loki leaves. They are re-united but under bad circumstances. Harry can't seem to fight Loki who, if he can't have servitude, wants to watch the world burn. Loki/Harry SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Just Plain Fluffy by moonstruckgirl15 reviews
One-shot series set after the events of Just Plain Dirty aka chapter 1. If you don't like BDSM, I suggest you skip to the end of that one. It will be more than total smut. There shall be femslash lemons though, so you have been warned.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,347 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Film Night by mrscakeakajane reviews
Stuck at number 12 the group indulge in a film night. but it's not for everyone. i know it's short but give it a try. now with all new second chapter and more to come, enjoy :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Date in The Dark by LilyHiddleston96 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie have been best friends forever. They're 24 and were in college. Bella's the only one. Bella is an intern at a hospital where she meets Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Will chemisry spark in between them? All Human! Full Summary in story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Haunted Soul by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Sequel to Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy, Something had been taken from him, something precious, and he would destroy all the worlds if he needed to get it back. Along the way Tristan might meet his match. For every Villain there is a Hero, for there can be no Dark without the Light. Will Tristan meet his end, or will he give birth to something darker, violence, LVHP, you've been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Wire-Rimmed by Individual Narrative reviews
Why does Jimmy always wear those ill-fitting, unfashionable glasses? Rated K-plus only because Jimmy works with dead people. More sad than angst, but there's not an option for that :/ NOT a Harry-is-Jimmy story. Oneshot, Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Jimmy P. - Complete
I, Potter by Ynyr reviews
In the year 2980 a team of archeologists discovers a secret autobiography written by Harry Potter, the Great Seeker who brought peace and prosperity to the world. It paints a very different picture than the one found in the official history books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,717 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P.
Who Knew Angels Could Cry? by Laciekat16 reviews
When he left I was broken. But guess who picked up the pieces and now holds my heart. Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
New Way to Bleed by Epic Solemnity reviews
LV/HP Kiddnapped as a baby, Harry Potter is raised oblivious under Dagnar Lystad's powerful regime in Norway. After a family tragedy, Harry is forced into the world of politics at a young age. Surrounded by constant deceit and betrayal, and the struggle to prove his worth, he finds an unlikely pillar in the Dark Lord of Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Sea of Red by LemonParadise reviews
Sebastian just wanted a perfect evening with a simple book. Grell wanted an exciting evening with a certain butler. What Sebastian forgot forgot was a certain kiss his Master promised. The book forgotten and the butlers feelings toyed with.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Grell S., Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Vampire Academy IM by xXxTheSarcasticBitchCassxXx reviews
Basically all our favourite Vampire Academy characters on IM. I loved writing this, and its still in progress. Its a good laugh, some romance and some guest stars on later chapters, mostly people from other book series, Harry Potter and so many more.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Spaces Between Notes by LyricalKris reviews
She was over twenty years his junior and had him pegged before she ever knew him. He definitely wasn't the sex-crazed rocker her father warned her about. Music speaks to many, but really knowing a person is listening to the space between notes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Of Learning and Survival by Lerafea reviews
AU, Slash. "You're not a Wizard, Harry." - They turned on him, so he ran away and left them to their war. But even from one world to another, he finds that obscurity really doesn't like him. Powerful/Independent!Harry in an alternate school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,091 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P.
This must be what Hell is Like by Chakahlah reviews
Grelle is pouting due to his specialised scythe being taken from him. Someone unexpected turns up just in time to cheer him up – but can Reaper Headquarters survive not only Grelle, but the man who was Grelle's inspiration? Situated both before and after 'What The Hell'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Grell S. - Complete
The Day I Decided to Make You Mine by Dracfirewolves reviews
Voldemort sees a couple of kids who are lost in the woods. They both look like a certain green-eyed menace. What happens when their parents come to collect them and start yelling at them about time traveling? Implied Mpreg! HP/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 348 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Corset Scene: How it Should have ended by Kuroshi1 reviews
So, we all know what happens in the corset scene, but I think we also know what REALLY happened. The inspiration for this came from the extended corset scene video on YouTube. Check it out, it's 1:18 long and more explicit than the :22 version we all know and love.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Yearning Year by Belladonna1185 reviews
A week of detentions was only the beginning... Sequel to The Wicked Week. Snarry. OoC Behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wicked Week by Belladonna1185 reviews
Harry has to serve a week of detention with Snape after a prank gone bad...Harry thought it was going to be torture...little did he know. HP/SS Slash fic. OoC behavior. New Chapter Posted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,611 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forgive me Harry by Vivid Temptation reviews
When everyone is scarred by the war, who pays the price? Warning: character death (suicide). D/H slash if you squint. Rated M for adult themes/emotions. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Game Of Sorts by BrightViolatedInk reviews
Undertaker and Grell play a little game of endurance! *Yaoi*Smut*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Grell S., Undertaker] - Complete
A Christmas Wish by K-Shandra reviews
Abby faces the dilemma of finding alternative accommodations after her building's furnace packs up, the day before Xmas.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Daughter of Eve by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Set After Dawn Treader. Aslan sends a new girl to Narnia and wishes for her to marry King Caspian X. It is said that this young girl, with Caspian's help, holds the future of Narnia in her hands. But what is this immanent danger? OC/Caspian. (DISCONTINUED)
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Caspian X
Embracing Evil: Series 1 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Secrets, lies and deceit are something Harry Potter has been living with for 4 years. An unmissable opportunity arises and Harry grabs it with two hands, defecting and taking on the alias of the Dark Lords own Chaos in the graveyard 4th year. Powerful and sneaky, Harry shows he really isn't the Gryffindor savior everyone believes and the Dark Lord wants him for himself. HP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fated To Be Together by KittyAsrai reviews
Bella watched as Edward's Family drifted away, first Carlisle, then everyone else including Edward. Now 5years on She saw the one person she had thought about looking for, but knew she would never find.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,998 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A New Lover by princess roza reviews
Dimitri left roes all alone but what will happen when she fall in love again full summery inside rated m jest in-case first 3 chapters have been redone
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Rose H., Stan A.
Valduggery drabbles friendshipromance by Sabrina Sparrow reviews
Just some drabbles, some friendship, some romance. I hope you like them! ... Okay okay! So I know that they're too long to be drabbles - but forgive me! Enjoy xoxo
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 148 - Words: 209,373 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2010
What The Hell by Chakahlah reviews
There's a stranger in town. Ciel laughs, Sebastian is speechless and Undertaker is behaving like a child who was caught with his hand in the cookie jar … My God! Hell has frozen over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Raven by perfectlyawful reviews
The death of a Professor drastically changes something in the-boy-who-lived and Hermione can only watch as he sprials downward towards his destruction. Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Because She Came Here With Me by Howlynn reviews
Haymitch returns to twelve with Katniss. In this AU version, he takes care of her as he should have. What is he hiding? Lots of ships, surprises and Happy Endings...totally lemon free and full of Haymitchyness. Katniss and Haymitch - snarky love story.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Dumbledore's Office by vampirewitchcat reviews
My warped mind made me start this, but I'm having way too much fun scarring the masses for life to stop! Time-travel not involved. Rated M for content unsuitable for any living being. Also, please read my other stories... This is the only one story I wrote that gets any hits... Dora's getting lonely...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Harry P., Albus D.
My Random Valduggery by Nymphi16 reviews
Some short valduggery one shots, please read and give me comments, it's my first story, it's Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Blind Pain by Little-Retard reviews
Harry couldn't understand. Why didn't anything hurt? And if his eyes were wide open, why was there nothing there? Severus/Harry-Father/Son, George/Harry/Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Visions and Revisions by Chlorine Trifluoride reviews
(reupload) "I could be James," he says, but he cannot be, because James is dead. Though if you live too much in years gone by, the lines between the past and present - as viewed through an empty brandy glass - may soften and pool like melting wax. Sirius/Harry, Sirius/James, Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
For the first time by purplepirategirl reviews
Elizabeth goes into Jacks cabin after he fails to show up to the celebrations at shipwreck cove ,after their victory against Beckett. What will happen? M rated for a reason! :)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Getting Back to Azkaban by fragonknight01 reviews
The summer Harry turned 16 was quite educational. The family was really nothing like he thought and when he took up his titles and assumed his duties as Head of House things just became surreal...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,628 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Acquiesco Variant by Abrae reviews
Snape is ordered by the Dark Lord to penetrate Harry's mind using an obscure form of Legilimency, but what he discovers there confounds him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Honor Code by imaGingerDetective reviews
Harry runs away from Britain partway through his first year to join NCIS with Jenny. This is his first case, six-year-old Zach left in a park after his father is abducted. How will Harry handle his first case? Only warning is mild swearing, just like a regular NCIS episode. This is season 3, episode 7.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Mummy's heart by EvilRegalQueen97 reviews
What would happen if Lily survived when James had not?What if she remarried to Snape? How does Harry feel? What happens when there is a gun pointed at a child's heart because of the choices a mother makes? Mummy will be there for him won't she.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Breaking Point by Littleforest reviews
[Complete] Post-OotP. When Snape is forced to search Little Whinging for a missing Harry Potter, the last thing he expects is to find the boy drunk, covered in bruises and close to giving up...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What if by ThePhantomSixthMan reviews
Oneshot(Collection) What if the incense in Viscount's room wasn't just to make Ciel unconscious? WARNING: Yaoi(boy x boy); Shota Don't like, don't read.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
My Mistake by Amplify. Your. Imagination reviews
Remus and Harry have been happy and in love for nearly three years. At an Order meeting one day, Snape gets Harry alone and picks at his one insecurity in his relationship. What will happen to Harry and Remus as Harry's fear plagues his mind? Slash, OOC, Oneshot, Fluff. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Remus L., Harry P.] - Complete
Johnny and the limit by vic elor reviews
Mary is upset that none of the guys in her life notice her and goes to her little brother Johnny for help.
Johnny Test - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,565 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Johnny T., Mary T. - Complete
PROMISE RING by Priceless Lovee reviews
Dimitri gives Rose a Promise Ring to show her that he is madly in love with her, but has he gotten into more than he can handle? Read On ;-D *Right after Victor is put in jail and Natalie is staked* AU (REVISED CHAPTERS)
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,576 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Compassion by Cullen Cousin reviews
Bella wants to lose her virginity to Edward while she is still human, but Edward knows that he doesn't have the self control to perform the act himself. Carlisle steps up to help after a request from Edward. AU/OOC C/B Story adopted from MyLoveCarlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,047 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
Truth or Dare Vampire Academy style' by WIERD101 reviews
Okay this was different but couldn't make any more chapters so it's going back to the original plan. Okay the gang is playing truth or dare. Someone MAY die and someone MAY get expelled! HEHEHE! I'm evil I know! Please read it'll be worth while...I think
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 29,652 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010
Harry Potter and the King of Serpents by The Next Man reviews
Harry's survived first year, but Voldemort is out there, and the next year might be even worse. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Draught of Life. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P.
He'll Know About It by NerdBurga reviews
"When DiNozzo thinks he's ready for his own team, he'll know about it. Hell, the whole world will know about." Well, when Tony was offered his own team in season four, he not only turned it down but asked for it to remain a secret as well. So what if Gibbs finally did find out? How would he react? This is just one of the many possibilities.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
My Surrender by KareBear1965 reviews
Bella devises a plan to make the grade she needs to keep her scholarship intact. What she finds is unexpected and life changing. POLY Carlisle/Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,572 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Oh what a tangled web we weave by NekoVampirePrincess1990 reviews
Eric, Harry's brother, is The B-W-L, Harry is treated like a house-elf, until he winds up in Slytherin. At the end of the year, he goes to live with a strange man with long silver hair and an even stranger cat with red eyes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,701 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P.
Families and Familiars by Sherza reviews
Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,835 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Anthony DiNozzo:A Work in Progress by binkeybella reviews
Abby mentioned in the 'Sins of the Father' episode that everyone thought Tony was exaggerating about what a jerk his father was. Unfortunately, he wasn't. Yet another take on Tony's 'being forgotten' at the Maui Hilton, and its aftershocks, and a venture into his unknown time at Rhode Island Military Academy. PRE-GIBBS/NCIS
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2012 - DiNozzo Senior, Tony D. - Complete
Harry and Phin: The Magical Years by RebeccaRoy reviews
When Harry was orphaned by Voldemort his cousin was orphaned at the same time, both Phin and Harry where sent to Petunia on a cold November night. Ten years later they are on their way to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,065 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
What Did I Ever Do To You? by My Whole Life Is Thunder reviews
Tony becomes the victim of harrasment from two other agents at first he thinks it's just in his head or even joke but the abuse quickly become extreme and puts him in danger. Being stuborn he doesn't tell Gibbs. Will Gibbs find out what's wrong and save his agent? "Written for the NFA You Should Have Come To Me Challenge. I only own Ramirez and Kline. Major character death(s).
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,876 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Haze by Nesloga reviews
The third time it happens Harry is getting used to waking up with a jolt, the twenty sixth time brings a timid acceptance, and by the thousandth and thirty-ninth time he's chatting up Death like a good friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
100 Pros on Being a Short Ranger by Andrew Storms reviews
100 Reasons why being a Ranger, or being short in general is a great thing. Who knew that Rangers got special bacon deals? And that ducking under tree branches can be such a skill? Who got Pie-d in the face? And why on earth is Will babysitting? Read on and all will be revealed.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Will, Halt
your mother's eyes by Exceeds Expectations reviews
"You're beautiful," you say, but you spit it like an insult and you think he knows what you mean. /He is just like his mother. Severus, Harry and those bloody green eyes. AU. /First Place in the 15 Colour Competition with the colour forest green! Second Place in HedwigBlack's A Very Slashy Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard of Ouran by nyxmyx26 reviews
Haruhi Fujioka had been a part of the Host Club for over a year now and thought herself pretty used to the insanity. However, she was unprepared by what she found that afternoon in the Number Three Music Room. Takes place after the final episode of the anime. KyoyaxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
A Gorey Demise by OspreyEmblem reviews
Professor Dumbledore calls the school to the Great Hall for a surprise announcement. What does he have to say, and what does Professor Potter have to do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
From HeraldMage's Notebook by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
This is my list of story ideas. Please read these! All stories are Harry-centric SLASH or gen, they vary from school stories and crossovers to post-Epilogue. Main pairing if any listed. Various warnings including but not limited to abuse, violence, mpreg, language, OOC, OC's, AU. Based off of Bittersweet Alias' 'Various Chapter Ones'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hold me by hollyhocks09 reviews
When Harry was younger, he thought it was because his father was exactly the sort of man that Harry wanted to grow up to be. Now, aged 16, he knew better. He didn't want to be his dad, he just wanted his dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Emptiness by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After meeting his godfather again in the hospital, Teddy starts to remember the moments where it all went wrong between him and Harry. Angst, implied prostitution, drama, Drarry, AU. Teddy's point of view. A bit dark. Please read and review. Rated M for implied prostitution and language at times
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fates by Angelicalynn reviews
*Explicit Content. For Mature Adults Only.* After the war has ended Harry is visited by one of the Fates. His life can take one of the three paths: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and the Fates have decided to give him a choice. How will a certain snarky proffessor play into his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Draught of Life by The Next Man reviews
In another world, Filius Flitwick was a Gryffindor. In another world, Alice Longbottom was a Healer. In another world, Harry sought out more about his parents. In another world, things turned out quite differently... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of Death by like.no.ones.watching reviews
Either MUST die at the hand of the other... People really should have paid attention to that bit.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
5x100x200 by iphis15 reviews
Two hundred words for each prompt of the five variations of the 100 theme challenge. T for Language, Insinuation, and homoerotism, with the occasional hint of heteroerotism. Too many pairings to list.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011
Little Butterfly by Trepidatious.Musings reviews
They had everything in life, except life itself. A little miracle will brighten up Carlisle and Esme's lives, as the expression of their love comes to life in this POST Breaking Dawn fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,394 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Hamartia by Celeste Crilay reviews
Undertaer and Grell want eachother, but can Undertaker really handle another happening like the one that happened when Grell first came to him for sex? *ONE-SHOT FOR THE.BURLESQUE.MISTRESS.92*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Undertaker, Grell S. - Complete
The Black Castle Dark version by Ali Ranger51 reviews
Will and Evanlyn are captured after burning the bridge, and in a disasterous escape attempt Will is gravely injured. Evanlyn manages to escape, but she believes Will dead. Morgarath takes Will as a slave to his Black Castle. Torture. Dark thoughts.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,599 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Will, Morgarath
Harry Ne Potter by Newengland1323 reviews
After a different Halloween Harry is disowned by his parents and sent to the Dursleys. At age 6 Harry runs away to live on his own. He enters Hogwarts very different from the cannon harry. AU powerful/grey/intelligent/elemental harry H/Hr possible H/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,115 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of Serene Violinists and the TARDIS by Ryder Bellamiren reviews
Everyone knows the Doctor needs a companion. What if he meets one as immortal as himself... In a different universe? Cliché Harry is Master of Death. Can be seen as slash or friendship/companion; up to reader interpretation this time. An odd little thing that occured as I was going through a Doctor Who meme album on Facebook.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/12/2012 - 9th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
All For Show by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Way to Die by CreatorZorah reviews
Narcissa tells the Dark Lord that Harry Potter is alive instead of lying. Voldemort lets Bellatrix use her wicked imagination and she gets an insane idea how to kill the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Save Me by reviewgirl911 reviews
Harry's life with the Dursley was far worse than he let on. What happens when old friend from Privet Drive appear at Number 12 during the Christmas break? What will the Order learn about Harry? Set during OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Better Together by Headbanger Rockstar reviews
If he died today…like this…please God not like this…would anyone care? MAJOR EPISODE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 10.1 Extreme Prejudice. Gibbs/Tony Father/Son No Slash. One Shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The White Dog Is A Good Dog by Kissing Daisy reviews
Pluto has been acting up lately, and it's up to Sebastian to find out what's wrong with him. WARNING! Graphic yaoi, SebxPluto. Slight OOC weakness from Sebastian. Usual rules, don't like, don't read, and no flaming. However, constructive criticism is warmly welcomed. Enjoy...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sebastian M., Pluto - Complete
Vampire kiss by Vanity Storm reviews
this is my first ever fanfic read and tell me what you think this also has spoilers for the forth book,fifth and sixth! and is my version of what happends next PLS REVIEW! rated t just in case! :contains lots of characters! very OC * V.S * COMPLETE!:D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,954 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Casualty of Arrogance and Apathy by gibbsandtonysbabe reviews
Set when Gibbs is in Mexico. Ziva and McGee's treatment of Tony have reached epic proportions and despite many black marks in their file nothing is being done. They're investigating a serial killer when Tony is kidnapped and Gibbs is called back to help find him. Will they find him in time? Where were McGee and Ziva? Who will have Tony's six?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ruminations on How to Be a Dark Lord by The Next Man reviews
I've been thinking about this, and I came to the conclusion that Voldemort was an idiot who didn't deserve to be in Slytherin. Okay, that might be a but harsh. But considering that he was the top student in Hogwarts, getting straight O's his entire time there, and that he was supposed to be more Slytherin than Salazar himself, he doesn't act very well as a Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
Dust by KnittedSweater reviews
"He swore that the dust would lift him up and take him to somewhere he would love life forever." Light swearing.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Nothing But Time by PleatherBoots08 reviews
Harry and Severus are having fun in the dungeons when they are interrupted by a gossipy ghost delivering some potentially happy news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Exploding Cauldron by HappyAuriga reviews
The Gryffindors are bored. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Touch of Evil by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Slash: What if the Chamber of Secrets events didn't turn out the same? A secret learned will make it so Harry will find himself growing up yearning for the touch of evil. Eventual Dark!Harry main pairing HP/LV more possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Forbidden love is always the best kind by phantoms-lover reviews
thies is an Erik/Christine pairing,with a kinder erik a tougher christine and a vengeful Raoul love drama and violence rated m for sex ,language, and violence but epic story plz read and review
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Christine, Erik
Delusion by xkaze reviews
Valkyrie wakes in a strange room, yet how did she get there? Her problems are only amplified by the fact that Skulduggery, her most trusted partner and mentor, was now out for her blood – and was calling her Darquesse. Post Kingdom of the Wicked. Minor Spoilers. One-Shot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Tales of Infinity by Kawaii Stella reviews
Lost in a new world with no memory of her past, no memory of her name. Villans rise from the ashes. Marbles tries to get his relationship with Ada to the next level while dealing with his teenage daughter. Not to mention Motherboard needs to be fixed too.
Cyberchase - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Doctor Marbles
The Honorable Mr Fair by Caelleh reviews
Dumbledore makes a big mistake on Halloween, changing Harry's life. Years later he tries to fix it, but now everything's changed. Warnings: Language, WBWL, Dumbledore, Good Potters, Adoption, Crossover elements, Gen. Edited and To Be Continued as of 5th March 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Conversations With Drunk People by Jack Solo Black reviews
Summary: Harry has a conversation with a drunk Sirius and Remus and learns a few things... Then one thing leads to another... Maybe listening to Sirius when he's drunk isn't always SUCH a bad idea after all...? Remus Lupin/Harry Potter. This is SLASH. lol. As if you didn't know... lol. Full warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Dreaming Days by RollTheHardSix reviews
Harry Potter is not the BWL. James Potter died a decorated Auror. Lily Potter never died. She married Severus Snape and he doesn't get along with Harry. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Face Slap: Heard it Through the Grapevine by Betterbuddy reviews
News travels fast that someone on Team-Gibbs was face slapped. Upon hearing the news, the rest of the team is just beside themselves and debate how to handle the situation. During the process, the team learns that they themselves are more upset than the ones involved. This is a standalone, short story, set sometime in S9OR10. Gibbs & Tony Focus not slash
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
I'd Fight For You by FatesMistake reviews
Ron is being a prat and wishes Severus away to the Goblin King. When he refuses to go and retrieve him, Harry volunteers, because everybody needs to know that there's someone out there willing to fight for them. The Labyrinth proves a cinch, but the information Severus finds could change his view of the Man Who Prevailed forever. SSxHP, rather friendly Jareth.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Replacement by NoirxAnge reviews
"Am I but a replacement?" his tears cried. "Do you still love him, not me?" SLASH. Angst Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Wanna Play A Game by FracturedLittleWishes reviews
As the title suggest for all you horror movie fans, this has a little to do with Saw. In my own way. Rated T 'coz I want to if you do not agree please tell me . After what was supposed to be a fun night in, things go wrong for Valkyrie and her boyfriend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R.
Second Chance by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Based three years after the original story. Dorothy misses Scarecrow, and wishes she could go back to Oz. Her wish comes true, and she is with her beloved Scarecrow again. But can anything ever come from their affection for one another? Dorothy/Scarecrow (DISCONTINUED)
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Dorothy G., The Scarecrow
Worthless by KnittedSweater reviews
"And with that he curled into the desk, a mess of tears and sadness and angst and a whole bunch of other things Rin Okumura wasn't supposed to be known for. Tears leaked from his eyes and stained the dark wood. His voiced sobbed and gasped and cracked with all the pain he'd kept locked deep inside of him." TRIGGER WARNING: Implied self-harm, suicide, and self-loathing.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Play Date by tania-sama96 reviews
Rin is upset after the fight at the amusement park with Amaimon, and is all all alone when Yukio goes out on a mission what happens when a certain Demon King pays his ototo a little visit?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Amaimon, Rin O. - Complete
Nightmares by ElfGirl92 reviews
Because for one Harry James Potter, The Boy Who Lived and premier member of The Golden Trio, things turned out very differently to the history books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Towards the Light by Mione5 reviews
Harry came back from his summer at the Dursleys very different from when he left...and not in a good way. What happened and who's to blame! HP/SS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,943 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lost and gone by Kindred01 reviews
Bitten by a vampire Harry needs blood or he will go insane but what had the light done to help... nothing LM/HP, LM/HP/TR, RL/DM, FW/GW, Yaoi, Mpreg,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Ultimate Confrontation by Schattengestalt reviews
Harry is spending his summer break at Grimmauld Place, but he can t enjoy his time there, since Sirius uses every opportunity, he gets, to fight with Severus. And Harry has to choose between the two of them when the situation gets out of hand. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wizards Don't Get Mad, They Get Even by HP Slash Luv reviews
Harry walks in on his lover with another. He decides to get revenge with the help of Lucius Malfoy; slash, LM/HP, SS/DM, SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Untold Guest by Caligula00 reviews
Ronald Knox was just about ready to head back to the reaper's realm to report in some bad news until he was lead astray to a demon butler who happened to be around the area. Listening to the reaper's dilemma, he had offered him a deal to get his job done in exchange for a secret visit to the Phantomhive's mansion.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sebastian M., Ronald K. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by SocksForDobby reviews
Harry wants to know why the world is so heartless, and thinks Severus has the answers. "Is this your way of telling me you want to die, or that you want to get into my pants?" Snarry-a-Thon12.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
When Grief Runs Deep by patronusmagic reviews
Harry is back in Grimmauld Place after Sirius' death. He has become angry and reclusive. Can Remus pull Harry out of his stupor before It's too late? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Letters by Kangarooney reviews
Letters written to the Fanfiction writers and readers. Read on... Please review. I would appreciate it. New letter has been added. The fourth one. By the way, there are extreme spoilers for ALL the books in letter four. Just thought I'd mention that.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Will, Horace
Harry Potter and the Godric's Curse Rewrite! by NewProphecy reviews
Harry Potter has a problem. Neville's screwed up, and this time Harry was dragged into it. No one knows how to fix him. Another problem: There's a monster inside Hogwarts turning students to stone. Worse? Harry's being blamed. It's going to be a long year... T as a precaution. Writing style has improved since hiatus and the original story. In the time of Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Godric G.
Balloon Dance by iampants reviews
The many students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry had woken to a dreary September day; the rain drizzled down, fog lay settled on the glassy Black Lake. All in all, a typical autumn day for the castle in Scotland, or so was expected. -Gore! CreepyPasta! OOC?- M for paranoia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Kings and Princes by Takara Phoenix reviews
While waiting for Gaia to strike again, the demi-gods start a little game of chasing each other. Well, the children of the Big Three that is. But what if a certain king of gods doesn't approve of the special way his own son and his newphew chase a certain Sea Prince? Zeus/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Zeus, Percy J.] - Complete
A Different Take by KotonaruKibo reviews
The story of Ranger's Apprentice, but with my own little twist in certain parts of the story. BEWARE! It's rated M for a reason, you know. Don't like, don't read. Will/Halt.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Will, Halt
The Memory of Yesterday by crazy-about-books reviews
"Hidden from the world is a small chest...Only one man knows of its existence...Opening it...His heart breaks as he looks at the photo of that long ago day...He shuts the chest, never to look upon it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 3,970 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Ticking by KnittedSweater reviews
"Five minutes until he felt the rough, brown rope, scrape his neck. Five minutes until he waited in anticipation for the floor to drop from under him. Five minutes until they saw his body dangle, choked and lifeless." A little cursing, rated T more for the idea of the fic, if you get what I'm saying.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Rin O. - Complete
A Wizarding Coincidence by Atharos reviews
Harry Potter, Wizard Extraordinaire, purely by coincidence, makes a discovery which will change many a world. One-shot. TimeLord!Harry but vastly different from normal. 3rd person. Meant to be funny but might not be. Please Read and Review. T only for complex language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
District Four by GinnyMastrani reviews
Harry Potter is just a kid from District Four. He never wanted this. Cato is a warrior from District Two, he volunteered. When these two collide in the arena, sparks will fly. HXC Warnings inside. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,264 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P., Cato - Complete
Valduggery Songfic friendshipromance by Sabrina Sparrow reviews
Well this is my second story on fanfiction. My first story was: Valduggery Drabbles friendship/romance. This story is going to be a songfic where the stores are written around the songs. I really hope you like it! :3
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,758 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011
The Protector by Takara Phoenix reviews
Thanks to Hera putting him to sleep for months, Percy has to change schools again. And again, he is that lonesome freak that gets picked on. But he doesn't want to hurt mortals, so he doesn't fight back. Until someone else decides to fight back for him. Ares/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/17/2012 - [Ares, Percy J.] Aphrodite - Complete
Anything For Her by GhostAuthor reviews
We all know that the good doctor would do anything for Clarice Starling, but what happens when he's asked to do something no man can handle? *Takes place during one of his visits after Stress Relief.*
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
The Boy Who Would Not Smile by myramcqueen reviews
Harry James Potter would not smile. AU/Fluff. Severitus oneshot. Please R&R :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Red Hair, Broken Glass and Emerald Eyes by C.M. Oliver is eastwoodgirl reviews
A doubting mind is a dangerous one - and one such mind finds out that there is no other sound louder than silence. One-sided Snarry. Implied SS/LE. Disregards DH. EWE. Warning for disturbing images. Now a TWO-SHOT! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crossing Over by C.M. Oliver is eastwoodgirl reviews
He watches him fight for his life, hoping that after it all, they could finally be together. AU-ish. Epilogue compliant though. Snarry. If you think you've read them all. Give this one a try. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Marbles by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter has lost his marbles. Poor Severus. Drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unrequited Portrait by sleepy mind reviews
"I love you. Do you know that?" AU. Voldemort-free.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Mister Riddle by whitecoatswontgetme reviews
Voldemort receives a letter requesting recruitment information.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
What's This? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Just answering the poor kid would shut him up... a short 23rd edition to the Potions Homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What would Harry do for a Klondike bar? by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
Harry makes Ron a bet for a Klondike bar. Funny! R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pain by HeartKnight31320 reviews
Harry didn't tell Sirius because Sirius didn't care. Past! HP/SB mentions of SB/RL. Themes of abuse. Sirius bashing. TMR/HP. Rated M for naughty language and mentions of lemon, death etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Case of the Hiccups by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry and Dumbledore have been busy, and Harry's homework didn't get done. 22nd in the Potions Homework series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
My love on the high seas by Gabzgirl reviews
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." A tale of two lovers, one-shot story!
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Merida, Young McGuffin - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 4,563 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Sticky Situation by ThisbeHecate reviews
Why is Harry's home work sticky? 21st in the Potions Homework Series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Boys Will be Alright by ravenwritingclaw reviews
The boys are all grown up and boy have they changed! Merida always knew they were a little different, it just took the rest of Scotland a little longer to figure out.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2012 - The Triplets, Merida - Complete
Love's Betrayal by Mokushi Ryuu reviews
Peyton Potter is thought to be the boy who lived, and is praised, while his genius brother is content to live outside of Peyton's spotlight. An ancient marriage contracts between the Malfoy's and the Potter's reveals certain truths, that should stay hidde
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Honey by baracudaboy reviews
Lockhart teaches harry about his favorite food. I'm horrible with summaries, its kinkier and more exciting then it sounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L.
Dead Girls Can't Say No by StickieBun reviews
What really happened between Undertaker and Grell the day Ciel found Undertaker in a Barrel of Salt. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Grell S., Undertaker] - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 5,187 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Truly by iphis15 reviews
Valkyrie/Skulduggery, fluff. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Moment Gone Wrong by bookfreak1317 reviews
You know that scene in part 2 of the Deathly Hallows where it looked like Harry and Voldemort would kiss? Well, what if they did... crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Her Decision by TigerLily98 reviews
Taking place after the movie. Don't read if you don't enjoy spoilers.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Merida, Young Macintosh - Complete
The Sorrows Contract by iphis15 reviews
There's really no other way to look at it: from the time they first met to the time they died, they have really made no worse decision than taking the Sorrows contract. Zephyr/Sev twoshot, M for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
Big Three Cats! by ncalkins reviews
The big three are turned into cats! They are sent to their kids and bound to them to stay in the same room as them. The Big three only have a portion of their powers...Wait what's up with Percy and Paul?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Room for one more? by Madame Xela reviews
PREQUEL TO CAREFUL WITH THE HUMAN. Full summary and whatnot inside. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
My furry little hero by Madame Xela reviews
After a beating, Harry goes to the park only to meet a stray dog. And being the big softy we know him to be, takes the dog home. But the dog turns up to be none other than Sirius Black! Warnings inside. Rated M for language and later chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Houseguest by Madame Xela reviews
Harry gets to spend the rest of his summer at the burrow after an incident with his drunken uncle where a certain twin realizes that he wants Harry much more than a brother. SLASH HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., George W.
Chocolate Hearts by Madame Xela reviews
Harry has come into an early inheritance. Why? And what does Remus have to do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P., Remus L.
Be My Valentine by GreenInsomniaWriter reviews
The night before Valentine's Day, Harry wrote a howler to Snape, confessing his love. Harry had even included music! He had no intention to send it though. Even so, how did it get into Snape's clutches? And what is Snape's response? Snape/Harry One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Play on Predator and Prey by silver drip reviews
Aro meets Bella in an Italian store. Bella knows nothing of vampires, but their encounter will leave a mark on Aro. No longer a one-shot. Complete. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Equal Footing by silver drip reviews
A follow up scene after my other story A Play on Predator and Prey. Aro/Bella all the way!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Pencil Mishap by snow-leopard-demon24 reviews
Harry Potter did not know that today would be a terrible day. All because of a prank everyone thought he did. Really, it was because of a stupid mechanical pencil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You by PancaekPirate reviews
He can't help wanting him. Who's he to go against what feels natural? even when it's lust not love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dionysus, Percy J. - Complete
Owl Mail With Voldemort by Paradox Dreams reviews
Whats there to do when you get a letter from Voldemort... but write back? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Closure by checkmate14 reviews
It's been sixteen years, but Harry is still searching for some closure from the death of his godfather. Written for Sirius' 16th Death Day- hope you're having a great party in Wizard Heaven, dude.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
And a Happy New Year by shadowdweller25 reviews
Sequel to Great Christmas For Harry. Five years have passed and it's the New Year. See what's happened in those five years and watch how Harry and Sirius celebrate the New Year. Slash. M/M. HP/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Great Christmas for Harry by shadowdweller25 reviews
Harry's not staying at Hogwarts this Christmas break. Where is he going and what's his present? sorry for the suck summary. My first holiday fic. Slash. M/M. And some sugary sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry is doing WHAT! by Delicious darkness reviews
Harry has been looking repeatedly at his watch for the last hour. What is he waiting for? Hermione is determined to find out. Why is Harry meeting with Snape? On her quest to find the truth she brings with her Ron and... Draco, surprisingly enough. But what they are about to find out is more horrifying and mindblowing than they could have ever imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Addiction by Valaxia reviews
The new resident in the Chocolate Factory forms an unexpected romance with the enigmatic and strange Chocolatier. Slash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
potions by Kindred01 reviews
A potion that makes men pregnant, Sirius is 10 years younger, Yaoi, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Damn Latin Assignments by The Wayward Angel reviews
In which Ares just refuses to leave Clarisse and Percy alone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ares, Percy J. - Complete
Morphine by WtfSmut reviews
This is the last straw - Yukio has had it with Rin disobeying him. Now Rin is in the hospital and isn't looking good. Yukio can't handle it, and does something he's sure to regret.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
The Sum Of All Your Fears by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
The Chitauri found him after he fell. They promised him revenge and the boy from his dreams, the boy with the lightning bolt scar that Loki couldn't remember. The Tesseract invaded his mind, polluting it, emptying it, until all that remained was fear and anger and he didn't know who he was anymore. But Harry would save him. Because that's what heroes did. AU Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 250 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Phoenix Tears by SailorSilvanesti reviews
"I never thought… they could die." The very word set his teeth on edge, a shiver to course through his spine… but for whatever he felt, he was certain that the other felt so much worse… It showed in the voice, thick with emotion, that ground out, "But they did."" Neville tries to comfort the last survivor of the Golden Trio, Fire has stolen something precious, but he sees mu
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Lovely Madness by MagicMaxxy reviews
Hatter can't take living without Alice. Alice is again shoved into social life then she's attacked, leaving her wounded. She returns to Underland to find a deal made that will break her heart. The Champion and the Milliner soon learn that time never heals ALL wounds.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Taking Advantage by BC reviews
The Doctor loves surprises. Harry Potter is the only wizard with the Vortex in his blood. Someone gets implicated in intelligent design.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,753 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Godric's Curse by NewProphecy reviews
Harry Potter has many problems. He wears glasses, he’s hunted by Voldemort, he has bad grades, and he has more enemies than he should want. Oh, yeah…that, and Neville has misaimed another spell…at him. In the time of Chamber of Secrets. Teen for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Harry P., Godric G.
Happy Christmas by Sev's Little girl reviews
a very Snarry Christmas. M for content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry SNAPE? by The New Flock Member reviews
When the Dursleys are attacked, Dumbledore attempts to find Harry's next closest relative. No one knew what that would entail. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Invictus by RubyTuesday7 reviews
Set after The Battle of the Department of Mysterys in OoP. Harry reacts badly to the prophecy and Sirius' death, and seeks control of his fate once more. Snape finds him too late. Warning: Angst, Character death, Suicide, etc. A one-shot that I couldn't get out of my mind until I wrote it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Temptation by ultimaterockgoddess reviews
Severus wasn't a Slytherin for nothing; he had his own best interests at heart in making Harry believe he was loved in return. The one thing he could never resist was temptation. -Not a happy fic you guys, rated M for slash, nothing too graphic-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Suds in the Bucket One Shot by Kittyinaz reviews
This is the other half of the challenge I was issued. The first part is in Alice 2009, Songs for Alice. This is the Twilight side of Suds in the Bucket. Bella is in love with Carlisle, but her parents don't approve though the town does. C/B J/A Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
The Pain of Loss by Amplify. Your. Imagination reviews
'He had thought this through a thousand times and he knew it was what he would do. What was the reason for him to stay here? In this life so full of pain? It seemed that was all he felt anymore.' Slash OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,166 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
Sex and Homicide by TalaDentro reviews
Harry is captured. How does he escape? Does he defeat Voldemort? Who's the guy with the whip standing in the corner? All questions shall be answered in this gruesomely ridiculous ficlet. Slash, rated M for several reasons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
PCP Plot Bunnies by TalaDentro reviews
Question: What happens when characters decide to argue with the author? Answer: The author gets distracted and ends up writing a crack fic! Lucius x Harry slash craziness! I don't know what happened, things just took a turn for the much odder than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Bad Faith by TalaDentro reviews
Draco goes too far in his quest for revenge against Harry. Rated M for a reason; torture, slash, sex, mpreg, etc. Harry in established relationship with Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Good Enough by Kailen-Chan reviews
Severus Walked the halls until he came to an empty classroom to see a crying Harry Potter playing a sad and eerie tune, singing and bleeding. Cutting/Severitus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rose and Dimitri Pool Training by littlemissoutofmyway reviews
Dimitri decides its time for Rose to learn how to defend herself in a pool... What happens when things get heated. One Shot!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Changing of the guards by Kindred01 reviews
So Voldemort won the war because Fenrir pushing one of his pups to change of his mate, HP/RL/SB Mpreg so yeah warning if u do not like please don't read and don't lecture me
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
A Demons Weakness by DazzlingDarkness reviews
Claude x Sebastian YAOI FIC! Read the title, a demons weakness..
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
Prince Of My Heart by Lady DestinyHope reviews
Spend the day with 3-year-old Harry and his stern yet loving father, Severus Snape. Clearly, little Harry has his Daddy wrapped around his finger! A cute one-shot, is complete for now. Also, has been re-edited for mistakes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
angel of life or death by ncalkins reviews
harry is a abused 17 year old. his inharitce has just came he is a angel that can be the angel of life or death. darkness and death or mercy and life. he can punish people or save them if told to by god.redone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Butterfly by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMHP Harry was always told he was a bit like a Caterpillar and one day he'd be a Butterfly too. Sorted into Ravenclaw, Harry learns that sometimes it's much harder to keep secrets than it is to tell lies. But it could be worse: he could be a Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,834 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Bad Karma by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Valkyrie and Skulduggery pay for an Old Bet gone wrong and funnies insue. A Oneshot based on challenge Derek Landy had on his website. He gave us fans a 50 word prompt for a short story. Here's my entry. I might add more to this story in the future. No pairing implied. If you read please review.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Twenty Seconds by You're All So Vacant reviews
Severus gives his class the task of what to do when you're about to die...and it seems that no-one knows the correct answer.Except, possibly, Harry. Seventh year, so a little AU.R&R Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Deteriorating by darkwoodsdreamer reviews
Harry realizes that something is wrong with his godfather; he's slowly losing his memory, he's losing his head over smaller and smaller things... He doesn't know what he'll do if he forgets his partner, Remus Lupin, has been dead 5 years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The boy on the window Still by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
When he peeked around the corner he saw a prone boy that couldn't be Harry Potter sitting in a window sill with his knees pulled to his chest and tears streaking down his cheeks. What was going on in the child's mind for him to be crying like that? Mentor/Snape This was a challenge on P&S by Swamyglider
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death Shall Have No Dominion by Morta's Priest reviews
"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,472 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P.
Truth or Dare by DaySloth reviews
The Gryffindor students decide to play Truth or Dare. Things take an unexpected turn when Slytherin gets involved. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter Goes BatCrap Insane by Benji The Vampire Confuser reviews
And not in the fun way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Love, You Die by WIERD101 reviews
Dimitri left me, Dimitri left me, was the only thing runnning through my head at the time. I loved him so much and he left me like I meant nothing to him. I turned 18 and I shoulc be celebrating with him not sitting in my room and crying...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rose H.
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar by Zenro reviews
Harry is desperate for a Klondike Bar, but just how far will he go? Warning: Slash, weird as hell, and just a hint of plot. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Doctor's Psychologist by ALWAYS-B-HAPPY reviews
Bella is a girl who has lived in forks her entire life as a new family moves into town. She begins to fall for the new doctor. Only problem is she is a psychologist who is treating his children C/B E/Es Em/R J/A. See Doctor's Psychologist Rewritten
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,726 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Doesn't Sound Like War by Con Moto reviews
On the very first night at Hogwarts, Severus Snape discovers a secret piano. He spends the night composing a piece for his best friend, Lily Evans. Little do they know that the song contains a special type of magic...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
At lest he is not trying to kill you by Kindred01 reviews
Voldemort has been getting people to slip Harry potions into his food and drink HP/SB/RL, SB and RL are 10 years older than Harry because Black was playing silly buggers with Snape's Potions
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Aparecium by Known Continuum reviews
Harry Potter, the often punished servant, meets Tom Riddle, the Lord presiding over Wizards and Witches. One-shot, AU, warning: abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 122 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
All He Wanted by esthero-lil'-wikked reviews
was comfort. He's suffered all his life, abuse, neglect. all he wanted was comfort, and all he got, was nothing. WARNING: contains mentions of abuse and rape. also contains suicide. you've been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Roses by Lucky Gun reviews
Tony has lost too much in his life. DEATH FIC! - Old and dusty, from the back of the closet, something that's being shown the light against all common sense. I'll openly admit it's crap. But hey, you're here to waste time anyway... *hint hint*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
My Dirty Little Secret by team-exclamation-mark reviews
A drunken kiss and an ill timed proposal will change the lives of these two friends, but will either of them have the courage to stand up and claim what they really want? AU - HUMAN slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
He Just Had To by lemonn reviews
Oneshot. Fifth year. Snape and Harry have an occlumency lesson; what Snape finds, buried in Harry's mind, changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stop Being a Coward! by CaRiNeSs reviews
Post Spirit Bound...Dimitri told Rose his love had faded. He reconsiders his actions when an unexpected vistor tracks him down to set him straight. Will he change his mind?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,718 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Fine Again by You're All So Vacant reviews
Nothing's okay, and Severus and Harry are determined to get to Lucius and Draco, not matter what the suicide ward does to stop them. DM/HP, SS/LM, though it does have HP/SS slash. Note, the only sex is HP/SS. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Long Way Out by lollercakes reviews
You've gotta climb a long way out of the bottom of a bottle. Haymitch volunteers to take Katniss back to 12 after her trial but is he in over his head with the broken Mockingjay? Haymitch's story, M for mature content/swearing.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,399 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Meant to Be by mycreativeoutlet reviews
The war ended 10 years ago. Many were lost. Some have only been thought to be lost. But life has a way of fixing things that were meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Costs You Pay by Callisto-HK reviews
Under Vance's direct orders, Tony had led another top secret undercover mission without telling his teammates. Now that the mission is over, they don't take it so good./Set in season 9. Rated T for Language./
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Letter by The Dabbler reviews
On the eve of Harry's seventeeth Birthday, he recieves a letter from him mother. Really? Did it have to be so bloody scarring? Parody. Character Resurrection. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The reason why the love potion didn't work by CreatorZorah reviews
A silly and short one-shot. Takes place during the sixth year. Romilda Vane being subtler with her love potion has a plan how to dose Harry Potter with it. But something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Boundaries by dalittopixievamp PiciVolturi reviews
3way- aro/carlisle/sulpicia,because Aro wanted to keep his lover away from his wife.Sulpicia then throws a fit because she "wasn't invited" to "test the car" before "aro drove it"so smut/lemons,don't read if you don't want wet panties!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Aro, Carlisle - Complete
Did You Know? by WyrdSmith reviews
Lord Potter has entered the political arena well-trained, knowledgeable, savvy, and counting amongst his arsenal a host of powerful secrets about various members of the magickal world. For instance, did you know that Dumbledore ...!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,053 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Not a love song, ok it is by Mangics reviews
Ally's song book goes missing, and in her search to find it she discovers more then just her book. Deztin, Dez/Austin, M/M, slash, homosexaul relationship.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Austin M., Dez - Complete
Ranger's Apprentice by Theodora Helena Miller reviews
Halt has a new apprentice who's training with Gilan and Will's first apprentices, and there's a whole new host of other apprentices that change the way Rangers operate and train completely. T for drinking.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 70,467 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Will - Complete
The Disappearance of the Cheesecake by rosepetal704 reviews
Once again, Harry hasn't done his Potions homework. But he has a note from McGonagall, telling the Snape that it doesn't matter. How will Snape take that? And also, what's that about all the cheesecake disappearing? 8th in the Potion Class series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Castle by Cat97Hermione reviews
Harry is left at the Dursleys after Sirius's death. When He finally decides to take his destiny and training into his own hands, he gets help from a very unexpected source. Powerful!Super!Light!Harry. Dumbledore,Weasley & Granger bashing. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Say Goodbye by lazykate reviews
There was something…something about green eyes and full lips. No…something about Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Daddy's Little Secret by Shira Lansys reviews
You close your eyes tight and wish that, for once, the squeak of the floorboards outside your door was just him walking past. But it never is. Warnings: Very dark. Graphic descriptions of child abuse and statutory rape. Harry/Lily Luna. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Lily Luna P., Harry P. - Complete
Johnny Nexdor by Wingless Twilight Of Delques reviews
Episodes of a Gillian x Johnny thing.
Johnny Test - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - [Johnny T., Gil] - Complete
Black Shards by HariSan712 reviews
Follow up to 'Black Snow': Darkness has taken complete control. The Boy Who Lived died for love. Yet, Tom will never stop his search for the most important thing out there. The search for his heir...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - OC
POTTERFIED Quotes & Quips by SailorSilvanesti reviews
As a joke, I asked many to give me some NON-HP Quotes, and then Potterfied them... they turned out quite hilarious, actually. ENJOY! Especially Snape & His Shackles of Doom... Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood Quill Consequences by Acherona reviews
Umbridge goes too far with the blood quill and it results in a trip to the infirmary, better instruction, a TA position, and falling in love for Harry Potter. Growing up is never easy, especially for The Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 214,764 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Creamed My Pants by shadowdweller25 reviews
Ron and Hermione slip under the invisibilty cloak and follow Harry to his detention with Professor Snape where they get a huge shock. Voyeurism, dirty talk, slashy detention with a side of smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Now We See Who Wears The Trousers! by Amara Calla reviews
A bunch of crazy, random, funny -hopefully- stories and drabbles that you should really read if you want to live your life TO THE MAX! Will contain loads of pairings, both canon and wacky made up ones. Tanith is alive and sane! T to be safe. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Before Its All Gone by WildChildBornGood reviews
After the kiss between Rose and Dimitri in Frostbite things start to change. Dimitri doesn't treat her the same and Lissa gets carried away by rumors. What if all of a sudden Rose gets sick. Will things change or will it be the end for Rose?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,622 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Rose by kitcat123 reviews
Summary: Harry was not prepared to see the glittering fully in bloom stem less rose sitting in the middle of his plate. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Broken by drarryx reviews
Draco lives a broken life. He is an outcast to the Wizarding World and forced to live among Muggles. When he meets up with Harry, he decides to fix the terrible life he has been living. This leaves Harry as the broken one. *WARNING - SLASH FICTION*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yo, Voldie! by CharmedAnodite reviews
Time for some Parseltongue! "Yo, Voldie, mate," said Harry. "I totally dig this new nightclub!" drawled 'Voldie' "Best place to chillax and practice ma Parseltongue rappin!" A funny onshot inspired by a HP Friday Parody. R&R plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kiss Me by Kitten Meru reviews
"Kiss me." What? "You heard me correctly." Tom/Harry oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Lord, Master, and Lover by Kat100666 reviews
Voldemort has taken Lucius Malfoy as his lover, what happens when teasing and one Harry Potter get invovled? LM/TR then LM/TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Need Your Help by hotprofessorrambles reviews
Katniss goes to tell Haymitch about her plans to kill Coin, taking place near the end of Mockingjay. He desperately wants to keep her alive. Porn with plot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Sirocco by iphis15 reviews
Zephyr/Sev in five drabbles. T for heteroerotism, complete.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
A Date for Snape by ShoveABezoarDownTheirThroats reviews
Why didn't Harry do his himework? He was just trying to help Snape! Just a random story that popped into my head. Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling so I don't own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Thing That Both Mends and Destroys by Queen of the Castle reviews
The cold continues to cling to Sirius long after Azkaban. He'd do almost anything to feel warm again. Dark Harry/Sirius slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Group Hug! by keitaya reviews
What would happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
At The Eleventh Hour by Callisto-HK reviews
Tony was late for work and Gibbs' gut was churning. He drove to his agent's apartment and walked in, but what he saw shocked him to the core. OK, I have to spoil it: Not a suicide fic! /Set in season 9. Rated T for Language and some other stuff./
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events by Lucillia reviews
The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Have You Ever by temptresslove reviews
She didn't expect it. No. Not marriage. Not with President Snow.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow
Destined to Fade by Blinded HP reviews
At first it was just a dream – or so he thought. Then it became real. As Harry found himself on the outskirts of Spinners end, he decided to swallow his pride and ask for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flux by thebrute7 reviews
Hermione followed Harry through the flames guarding the Philosopher's Stone, and her actions may well have caused more harm than good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D.
The new invention 2 by Artistically Insightful reviews
Wonka has an invention he wants Charlie to try out. The same as my first just in a differnt generation with differnt personalities.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Just lob a brick by Laelwen reviews
What if Voldemort had recognised that it was only his magic that didn't function well against the 'Brat who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by givesmewings reviews
Abby Sciuto is kidnapped by a Dark wizard. The team is frantic trying to find her. When they have no luck, that's when Harry and his partner show up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,410 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mind of a Slytherin by LoonyLoopyLupin96 reviews
Look into Snape's mind as Potter's cheek gets the better of him, once more; with an audience. Can Snape control himself, or will he lash out and curse Harry as he recalls the de ja vu of the many occassions before, on which James tormented him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The One True King by Shara Lunison reviews
AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,301 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Valkyrie's Tears by Sweethearted reviews
Cheery little shorts that explore the multitude of ways one specific girl can fall apart without one specific living skeleton. Angstiness abounds.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 140 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Fragile Dream by DreamWeaver44 reviews
AU, nonmagic. When Lord Voldemort announces that he is looking for an heir, the Dursley family brings along their servant, Harry Potter to the ball being held. What happens when the two meet? Slash oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,295 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nightmare Crack by Jade the Grey reviews
On one of the many nights spent camping in the woods, Harry goes to investigate a strange noise and comes face to face with his nemesis sooner than planned. And The Dark Lord has a strange request... CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If I Die Young by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
Now that Harry's defeated Voldemort, he realizes what he is. A curse on everything and everyone around him. And after saving the wizarding world once, he can't punish them with his existence any longer. Suicide/Depression/Angst Finally Complete! Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,582 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Verbal Agreement by BountyRai reviews
Belle isn't cast away from Rumpelstiltskin after she kisses him, but he convinces her she isn't loved by him. She makes a verbal agreement she immediately regrets. LEMON, short story 2 chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Cowardice by Nature.Calls reviews
Draco's time is finally up and the deranged Harry Potter finally pays him a long awaited visit. How will Draco worm himself out of this situation? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A pebble in your pocket by 123claire123 reviews
After reading a newspaper article, Severus Snape can't bevieve the rubbish that gets printed these days - until he gets home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things Haymitch Never Said by alixxblack reviews
Why was Katniss Haymitch's favorite? Find out in this one-shot story told from Haymitch's POV that looks back on the events of the entire Hunger Games trilogy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Independence Day by 123claire123 reviews
Severus Snape was not happy man; he had literally pulled the short straw. He had been sent to inform Harry Potter about the Wizarding world. What he finds is not what is expected. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Musicals by Spongyllama reviews
Harry Potter characters burst into Disney songs at all the best and worst moments. Mostly Marauder Era, but several others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Marauders
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Toilet Seat by VickyVicarious reviews
Midway through a Potions class, Harry asks Snape the question everyone knows not to ask. -Set in 'Chamber of Secrets'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Salazar Slytherin, the Victim of the Hogwarts Four by Youikina reviews
What is Salazar was not a dark Lord? What he is was used and used? Harry found Salazar's sanctuary and his journal. It will show that Salazar was not even close to what the history books described. Mentions of Rape Godric/Salazar Godric/Rowena
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Joe by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Having snake problems? Who you gonna call? Harry Potter, of course. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bones and Brains by Lili789 reviews
A series of Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles mostly focus on Valduggery or Skulduggery and Valkyrie Cain.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
My First Kiss by inactiveandber reviews
One babysitter plus one druken Haymitch equals Effie's first kiss. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Damning Touch by erre13 reviews
Keep it together Harry, for just a bit longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Conjunction by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Peeta may hold sway over her, but she will always return to Haymitch. O/s. Lem.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Just Like Me by Abernathy5074 reviews
I was watching my two tributes as they made it through the arena. Any second one of them could be goners. However, I know Katniss can get them both out alive. Strategy is her forte. If we were related, she would have had my genes.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
The Missing Object by moja-kocham reviews
Snape loses something dear to him; Harry finds something interesting when it falls out of his teachers pocket. What will happen when Snape finds his missing object; In Harry's hands? Read & find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Insanity by Kawaii Stella reviews
Shortly after Hacker's failed attempt at taking over Cyberspace everything seems peaceful. That is, until Dr. Marbles sees someone he's not seen in eleven years. But is she there or not? Is he going insane? #3 in Things Unknown saga.
Cyberchase - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Doctor Marbles - Complete
After the Mockingjay by ShiningWizard255 reviews
Katniss and Haymitch have returned to the remains of District 12 just following the events of Mockingjay and Haymitch cannot cope. Can Katniss help him find peace?
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Consequences of being late to class! by Kinnys reviews
Harry is once more late to potions. Well, this time the consequences will be more permanent than just getting a detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Embers & Ashes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Sirius and Harry were lovers in 5th year. With Sirius' death Harry attempted to keep going. Post-war he picks up a relationship with Draco. When Ginny is murdered furious Weasleys point fingers at Harry, who is thrown in Azkaban prison without trial, very much like Sirius. However, circumstances have come up that will release Harry from Azkaban. SLASH, CHAR. DEATH! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Operation Sleeptalk by Clumzy.Person reviews
What happens when you involve Emmett with a recording device and Bella 'sleeptalking' and our favorite little evil pixie? Entry for 'Twilight Roleplay' contest! Contains chaps 2,3,4 and 5 of Emmett but it was rewritten and done a lot better! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Keeper by Belladonna1185 reviews
Can memories be enough to sustain a man? Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Where's the Cannon? by Lucillia reviews
Why Dudley asked about a cannon when Hagrid arrived, bringing Harry's Hogwarts acceptance letter with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Dudley D. - Complete
Package Deal by JayColin reviews
SLASH Bill/Harry/Charlie - Bill and Charlie made a vow years ago that has resulted in them having to date the same person in order to be truly happy. The question is can Harry Potter handle a package deal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Harry P., Bill W., Charlie W.] - Complete
A Very Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Vernon D. - Complete
The new invention by Artistically Insightful reviews
Wonka wants to make a different kind of invention for the public and he's testing it on Charlie.A Wilder!Wonka Fic.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
I Take It Back by Callisto-HK reviews
It meant to be just a prank; and it was. They just happened to choose the worst day to play it on him...Could things get any worse? Oh, of course, things could always get worse when it comes to Tony!/Rated T for Language/
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Harry is a demon by Death-Magnetic-Cyanide reviews
This is a story where after chasing a dark wizard as an adult with Ron, Harry is killed. Because of crimes the Angles have shunned him, while the demons welcome him. He becomes a serpent contract demon. He is assigned a trainer to help him learn the ropes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4844 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
When life worth Living by IloveTeenWolf reviews
Haymitch past before the games and after them. The way he had changed from his old-self to his drunk-self. one-shot. I own nothing.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Haymitch A. - Complete
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by MermaidGirl34 reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bottoms Up by greeneyedAlice91 reviews
A few years after the war Harry finds himself in a muggle bar when the last person he expects to see walks in. pre-slash/slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
I'll Be Your Biggest Mistake by Cathcer1984 reviews
44 year old Harry drunkenly gives into the advances of Scorpius Malfoy; and ends up pregnant. He doesn't tell Scorpius. -If you want to see the banner for this fic, go to my livejournal through my profile and it'll be the second entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Awkwardness Always Seems to Hang Around by bluebell 33 reviews
Fletcher is gay and is trying to get Skulduggery to go out with him, Dusk and Vaurien Scapegrace are in love, thing can't get any weirder... or can they? They do all this in an Awkward Silence
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010
Paper Hearts by danniperson reviews
Valentine's Day is the worst day to decide you're not happy with your relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
When the games change by kmac13 reviews
What if Haymitch had been watching Katniss all along? What happens if Snow had planned for Katniss to win all along? What happens when Peeta dies? How do things change? In different points of view. First story I do not own The Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Innocence by Luv 2 cry reviews
I wonder Harry, if you can still see love in my eyes? You shouldn't be able to, it was never truly there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Voldemort and Peas by The Lovely Marauders reviews
All Harry Potter wanted was cookies with his godfather... but Voldemort had other plans! Rated T for insanity, peas, and the Dark Lord like you've never seen him before!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Decaf by Gryphon31 reviews
New Chapter: Halt's Revenge. Two-shot. A tired, yawning Halt sees Will. Hilarity ensues. Book 7 spoilers. Second Chapter added as Halt gets his revenge. Read and Review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Halt, Will - Complete
Beautiful Swan by catharticone reviews
Bella decides to experiment with some of Alice's beauty products, but the results are not exactly what she hoped for...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Broken Wands by ScamanderLovegood reviews
Alive!Parents, Abused!Harry, Harrys twin is the boy who lived while harry is treated like a house elf. Starts school. adopted by olivander. Up For Adoption! I don't really like how the story went and i don't have the time to finish them so please message me if you want to take the story. SORRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lost Flame by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Skulduggery runs into a very old friend, who he thought was dead. His relationship with this person is rekindled. But he can't push aside his feelings for his partner Valkyrie Cain. Who will Skulduggery choose? In the Process of Editing.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Minuet II by Lucillia reviews
This time, rather than an impromptu dance, Harry discovers an unfortunate magical creature that is the result of another spelling error.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Feel So Close by kyotoprincess reviews
What if the bullet was aimed somewhere else? Say, near his heart? What if Rin had died that day? Perhaps, another story of Yukio's recovery. Perhaps, not.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
The best of Hell by SeraphicDark reviews
Hades sempre cobiçou nosso lindo herói, e agora ele finalmente encontrou uma chance de ter o que ele quer. Afrodisíacos, "lubrificantes" e algemas! SOMENTE PARA ADULTOS. SLASH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - Portuguese - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hades, Percy J. - Complete
I'm Not Him by Belker reviews
"I really should have known better." Basement, boat and bourbon in a different view. One-shot. Hmmm... now a two-shot, obviously.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Heart of Oz by SilveryBeing reviews
UPDATED chp 18! Dorothy is all grown up but has lost everything during the Great Depression. A chance storm has landed her in Oz. Some things have changed over the years, including her feelings for a certain King of Oz. But will she stay or will she go?
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,708 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Dorothy G., The Scarecrow
A Hephaestus TV Original Movie: Choir Boys by KibaKibbles reviews
When Percy was 7-years old he was forced to join an after school event. Unknowingly he was being filmed by Olympus's reality film crew. Join him and other Camp Half Blood Members as they try to win first place in the Choir Olympics! Story is cannon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Percy J., Pollux - Complete
Black Snow by HariSan712 reviews
All Harry wanted was the love and recognition of the man he loved. But when that man is Voldemort, it's just not possible. Warning: OOC, character death, and all around angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Back to the Founders by Tocka e reviews
Harry and his cat, Sirius, accidentally travel to the past where they meet the founders and catch the interest of a certain red-head. Harry/Godric. Slash. Time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 342 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Godric G.
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dark Legacy by enchanted nightingale reviews
Voldemort and a few of his Death Eaters arrive at Harry’s house a bit after his birthday. As they are about to attack, the Savior of the Wizarding World has a surprise for them, and mostly for a certain blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,471 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Sense of mind by jessicaaxo reviews
FIRST FANFIC RATE! -ONESHOT- He's selfish, because he knows how this is going to end but doesn't do a damn thing to change the outcome. Their outnumbered by way too many yet he does not take action. He never has.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Carlisle,Bella and the tampon by Breanne Hansen reviews
Carlisle is left with Bella alone in the Cullen house as the rest of the Cullens are out hunting,Bella has a proplem occuring while watching a movie and gets Carlisle's help...Very embarasing! for poor Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The interview training they didn't remember by Bullet'sSharpStar reviews
Haymitch tries to teach Katniss how to interview, but when he realizes it's a lost cause, both begin to drink away thier problems.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
The Inner Circle Child by Lady Cougar-Trombone reviews
It never made sense. How did realities become memories? How? Inside is my answer to this question. Rated T for safety.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Asher, Jonas - Complete
The Breaking Point by Acacia Carter reviews
It was the biggest secret of Auror training, and everyone knew about it. There are so many triggers in here you can't swing a cat without hitting one, so read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Running by ceseabug reviews
Harry is in Occlumency lessons with Snape when it is discovered that he has been abused by the Dursleys, this is their life after that fact. Abusive!Dursleys. Nice!Snape. OOC!Snape&Harry. Language warning. Abuse toned down from original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Claws and Nightmares by bookloverwithninjaskills reviews
Katniss relives the moments when she claws out Haymitch's face in a nightmare. She then has the impulse to apologize to him. Warning: Some cussing. ONE SHOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Skittles by Jessarie reviews
Songfic to 'Rihanna's S and M'... Do you know what it's like to willingly give control to another? Harry/Severus, M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hindsight by binkeybella reviews
Gibbs confronts his SFA about something he found in Tony's desk, and the results are disastrous.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Just People by They Call Me The Merchant reviews
Hayniss Katniss/Haymitch A quick little slash-fic I wrote about these two. Not fantastic, but it was fun to write. It's pretty much fluff.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
You're My Guilty Pleasure by xYouMakeMeWannaDiex reviews
They knew it was wrong. But they just couldn't stop. Warning: Slash. Incest. If you don't like that then don't read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [James P., Harry P.] - Complete
Saving Each Other by IAmJohnLocked4Life reviews
Harry is making breakfast, and he hears a noise. Severus Snape is laying, beaten and bloody in Harry's backyard. Will Harry try to help him, or will he kill him, seeing as Snape murdered Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eyeopening by Klaine O'Clock reviews
Harry gets assinged partners with Professor Snape for the Hogsmead field trip. As they go from store to store, Snape finds some curious things out about Mr. Potter, and Severus starts to see him in a new light. Could Dumbledore have planned this? NO SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Grovel and Gratulations by Acherona reviews
This was not how Harry wanted to end his birthday, he had hoped for lazy loving sex and maybe even some cuddling. Not having to grovel to a boyfriend who could hold a grudge like no one else. Drarry drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Regrets and Mistakes by MischievousCuriosity reviews
Dumbledore is good. So why is he not worried when news comes of Harry's abuse? As new regrets and mistakes rein, Dumbledore will find an enemy where he least expects it, and a new mysterious presence on the Dark side will bring fear and change to the war. UP FOR ADOPTION. See profile for info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harry P.
Haymitch's Point of View by jacelooksbetterinblack reviews
This is Haymitch's point of view on what he was thinking while Peeta and Katniss were watching his victory tape. Takes place in Catching fire, pages 194-203. Please read and review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Haymitch A. - Complete
Poppling by iphis15 reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Blizzard by aerosolspraaay reviews
Jonas's journey away from the Community has came to an end. But some unexpected incidents occurred to Jonas, and those incidents has something to do with Gabriel. Jonas was faced with one painful consequence, and he decided to take it. RnR please!
Giver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Jonas, Gabriel - Complete
Sing along Time with Harry Potter! by The Beatles Band Freak reviews
The Title says it all! Have fun! Rated T for Character death. This is a song fic. I only had a few Ideas that I wanted to jot down so this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Can't Escape by Kawaii Stella reviews
Hacker is up to no good close to Halloween. However, it is not clear what he is up to. In the middle of investigating Matt's world gets messed up. Can Matt save himself and his friends and stop Hacker? Book 1 in Things Unknown Saga.
Cyberchase - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Matt - Complete
25 days of Christmas by flaminglake reviews
25 Christmas themed drabbles plus boxing day. Read and review in the Christmas spirit, people! Merry Christmas all!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Will, Halt - Complete
Brother of Mine by Raven Quill Dipped In Ink reviews
Skulduggery receives a call from someone unexpected. Uncertain why he's so tense, Valkyrie listens in only to be left with one question in her mind. "Skulduggery has a brother?"
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
I'm Holding On by meshca reviews
Rose has been framed and killed. Everyone is devastated except one person. A new Spirit ability is found when Adrian starts to see Rose's ghost. Is there a way to bring Rose back? And how hard is it when you deal with an annoying smart-ass ghost 24/7?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Flickering Flame by n00b-masta2112 reviews
After President Snow announces the twist to the 3rd Quarter Quell, the 75th Hunger Games, Haymitch faces more confrontations than he'd care to, especially in the midst of his own fear and realizations. He can't let the girl on fire flicker out. Language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Rule Number 179 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwarts Rule Number 179: I am not allowed to eat lollipops within Professor Snape's sight ever again
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Your Dreams by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Something has captured Harry's attention, something quite serious: torture. Only, that can't be right, can it? Could sweet, innocent Harry Potter really be capable of killing someone? Warnings: torture, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In Death Secrets are Revealed! by Nikkii-Love706 reviews
Harry comes in to a special family inheritance and he learns some interesting things about his supposed friends. He plans to destroy there hold on him and be himself, maybe even find love! Please Read the Warning! Yaoi! HPxRL!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Remus L., Harry P.
Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks by Hibernian Princess reviews
...CLOSE cloaks! It's about time we saw the other side of the Corps...you know, the side that frequently engages in Broadway-style musical numbers and other ridiculous activities. Humor and intentional OOC; rated K plus for possible innuendos.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Halt, Crowley
Shores of Devon by mortenavida reviews
When Harry found his life changing in ways he didn't want, he wished himself to a place where he could be safe. He never expected it to involve Dudley. Harry/Dudley Written for dudley redeemed 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Innocence is a State of Mind by NarcissisticObsessiveInsomniac reviews
Tom Riddle's favorite part is the begging, the last moments of a persons life were their very soul is bared to him. But this green eyed boy did not beg, just resigned himself to his death. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
By Your Side by DarthMittens reviews
When Hermione is free from the restrictions of school, she hits the party scene hard. Harry's there, by her side as always as she starts the downward spiral. But he can't take being used and tossed aside any more. His heart can't take it. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Protector by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
One Christmas Eve, Vernon Dursley goes too far. A desperate Christmas wish for safety, love, protection; calls upon Magic and her Vessels. But will a mysterious Seer and a grizzled Auror be enough to fix a Freak... piece by piece?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Alastor M., Harry P.
A Pair for Potter by deadhed reviews
Harry Potter finds that his eyes are more like his mother's than anyone thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Chapel by xDracotheDeathEaterx reviews
Claudia finds Jared praying in a chapel at Queen Sia's palace. This meeting leads to some sharing of deep feelings. Is it real, or just her imagination? You decide, and tell me in comments.
Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Claudia A., Jared S. - Complete
Scrooge by MissCHSparkles reviews
Just a little bit of Christmas fluff to be enjoyed. Snape is acting even meaner in the run up to Christmas and just about every student, excepting the Slytherins has something to say about it. Based off the Muppet song Scrooge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Till Death do us Part by NekoxUsa reviews
The echoing rang in jonas's ears, his memories drove him mad leaving the baby behind. Gabriel only wishes for Jonas to come to his senses... After math of the Giver. RE-DONE!
Giver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Jonas, Gabriel - Complete
The Nine Lives of Harry Potter by MaskedNightmare reviews
The Boy Who Lived has escaped death so many times is it a wonder that his animagus is a cat? However even after surviving the war Harry's life isn't what he wants it to be. Is it really just a potions accident? Or the hand of fate? Threesome Slash! SSHPGG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Learn from history by Greenest Snake reviews
Harry travels back in time, falls in love with Salazar. Will any thing happen to the founders while he is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Occation by 90'sbaby reviews
Bella and Carlisle SMUT read please all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Does This Height Make Me Look Fat? by Dracohellyes reviews
Finn was outraged that his canine counterpart even thought of asking him such a question...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Finn, Jake - Complete
Rule breaking in Elsewhere by moviesox reviews
I wasn't happy with the ending so I wrote this. Jonas and Gabe have found a family with everything that would have broken the rules. How does Jonas cooperate with this family of rule breakers?
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Jonas, Gabriel
An Incident by phoenixscars reviews
What happens when you throw eight of your favorite people together in a tiny room for some quality time? Read and find out. Warning: It's utterly ridiculous and just a bit fantastic. Enjoy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The Smiling Detective by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 152 - Words: 101,804 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
Please Forgive Me by scabior15328 reviews
Uncle Vernon is furious with Harry, and Harry is helpless as he receives his punishment. Rated T for child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Feeling for Understanding by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Complete! In which Dumbledore has been reading far too many books on Muggle psychology and Snape's desire to strangle his employer reaches dangerous levels. Snape and Harry are locked in a classroom together until they can reach an 'understanding.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Emotion by bluebell 33 reviews
It just some thing i thought, nothing amazing, but please R&R! Oh and i'm gona put it under complete but if i think of another story like this one i'll put it here. Enjoy and thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - China S.
The Poison Tree by DominaDeSerpensDorcha reviews
AU!Harry, aged 5, runs away from No.4 only to wind up in an orphanage.He has to fend for himself in Diagon Alley and meets a stranger who takes him in. Draco makes a good impression in Madame Malkin's. Warning:ChildAbuse! Lead up to Powerful!Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,737 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Grab the Cup! by SilverCookieDust reviews
Or "What Would have Happened if Harry or Cedric had a Brain in Their Heads". An alternate ending to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but with no less tragedy. Rated T for themes of death and a really ugly Voldemort-baby-thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Muggle Way by Comix and Co reviews
The Deatheaters need funding. Harry needs to kill Voldemort. Voldemort has a lemonade stand. Hermione's watched a paticular video on Flootube... What happens? WARNING: Contains mild annoyingness Rated T to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Do you love me? by Adriana Espan reviews
An innocent question made Severus Snape reflect on what happened in the past few months. What would he reply to Harry Potter, his once hated student? One-shot. NOT slash. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deck the Halt With Boughs of Holly by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
Fa la la la la! Tis the season for Christmas cheer, given to Rangers far and near. Extreme fluffles abound herein, with Halt giving grumpys as Will Treaty grins. When Will's excited and Halt's himself, what will happen to the apprentice elf?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Halt, Will - Complete
I Sold the World for Pennies by Drarry Contributor reviews
Harry Potter has changed... no longer a good boy. Draco Malfoy finds out and a terrible spell is enacted. So what will they do? Ruin the world? Burn it to the ground? And become one? Might as well when going to hell. Drarry Draco x Harry DracoxHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Musical Life by Guardian of Hope reviews
Harry has one chance to make his point, one song. Can he succeed in making his family see the truth. Twin!Harry, wrong BWL, James and Lily live. Contains mention of self-harm. Gen. SONG FIC. One-Shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Bed Testing by americalovesthecockpit reviews
France blackmails Canada into telling him a private, saucy story about him and Italy. Silly Canada/Italy fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Canada, N. Italy - Complete
Scrabble and Prophecies by Shinsetsu13 reviews
A very short, silly VoldemortxHarry. Slash. It would be lovely if you would read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Lay Down Your Rusty Armor:The death of Haymitch by Howlynn reviews
Haymitch had finally abandoned his Mockingjay. Peeta reached out timidly and laid his warm hand on her shoulder. She didn't move except to open her eyes. Sweet, sad, sappy - Not romance. He's finally won," she says quietly. Review Please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
A Drunk Severus is a Funny Severus by knowmefirst reviews
Severus is in denial about being drunk. Challenge drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Forever in your arms by Paperblank reviews
Translated from the French "L'éternité entre vos bras" written by sorciere noire. Harry Potter is grieviously wounded. Two Death Eaters are going to save him and give him back the will to live and fight. Two men he will finally fall in love with. HPSSLM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,944 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aftershocks by KrisEleven reviews
Written for the November challenge at the TPE: Writing Challenges forum. Evvy is trying to be a better person, but Nory and her still don't get along, and there are some dangerous people on disaster-ridden Starns.
Melting Stones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
January 9th by Rome0is0Burning reviews
Harry Potter visits a small graveyard every year to see one man. Severus Snape, the bravest man he ever knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There Coming To Take Me Away by OneKimikoNeko447 reviews
Song Fic Severus dumps Harry and he loses it hints of rape and a little dark rated M to be safe Parings SSxHP and SSxLM and LMxDeatheaters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Ghost of a Chance by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry's compassion spells trouble when he switches places with Peeves and becomes a ghost, then Peeves disappears. Can Severus and his friends help him out, or is he doomed to haunt Hogwarts forever in Peeves' place? AU, godfatherSev, HufflepuffHarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It by Just Dessy reviews
An help arrives, too bad it's a little too late. AU, slash, creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P., Kingsley S.
Fine Potter, I'm sorry by starlight949 reviews
What would have happened if Voldemort had said that he was sorry? Read to find out. ""Now let's discuss the terms shall we?" Voldemort went on as if nothing out of ordinary had happened."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Crack by TheDeliquent9 reviews
WARNING CONTAINS SERIOUS CRACK! Well we all know a life with Skulduggery and Valkyrie wouldn't be normal. Rated T because I think Skulduggery is a pervert. Valduggery with a tad of Ghanith.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Hell He Will by Manchester reviews
In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Let the Wall Come Crashing by SomeStrangeDay reviews
Severus is stuck in jail for three years, leaving Harry to fend off the memories himself. Severus returns, only to find Harry different than he could have ever imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Love And Let Go by countesszero reviews
Severus murmured: "They won't know what hit them! She'll be the most Slytherinesque Gryffindor they've ever seen!" Harry smiled fondly. "Slytherinesque? Is this even a word?" "It will be," Severus said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hypothermia by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Written for Hypothermia Challenge by Midorian on Potions and Snitches Harry falls through the ice, guess who saves him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bulletproof by DarkDreamer1982 reviews
Takes place morning after ministry fight in OOTP. Something is discovered while Voldemort attempts to possess Harry. Changes a lot of things for the outcome of the war. Brings a lot of issues to the light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Those Drawing Room Conversations by Jack Solo Black reviews
Harry and Sirius have one of those conversations where one thing leads to another...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
It's Such a Fine Line by Lyn Harkeran reviews
The Story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde after the end of the story. Only Jekyll didn't take his life. Hyde took over and fled from London, leaving Henry Jekyll's new wife Emma alone. Seeking vengeance for her lost husband, Emma tracks down Hyde, to kill him. (DISCONTINUED)
Jekyll & Hyde - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
Keeper by arashi wolf princess reviews
There is one thing Sebastian grateful for Grell to prove he loves Harry by trying to cook a simple thanksgiving meal which will open the other and explain why he's not really ready for a relationship. Seeing it first hand that Grell... Full summary
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., Grell S. - Complete
Mistletoe by Saix's and Xemnas's heart reviews
Harry Defeated the Drak Lord in his fifth year. Now it is a beutiful christmas at Hogwarts and EVERYONE enjoys it! NOT A SONGFIC! Thanks for the 2,700 hits! Enjoy! MxM content and lemon. Review Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A very hyper Potter by Angelicalynn reviews
A potions mishap plus snarky angsty severus plus bondage equals a bit of snarry smutty fun. EXPLICIT sexual slash content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You're What? by Dramionefan4life reviews
Harry goes to dinner with his parents, having some news to share with them. Little did he know that they had news of their own. What will be shared at this dinner? brief mention of slash. HPDM SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Something Sweeter by Tadpoleinateacup reviews
Harry wants a snack... when Remus comes home he finds he is also looking for something to cure him of his sweet tooth and finds something sweeter then expected. ha ha It's rated M for a reason people you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Even In Death by SailorSilvanesti reviews
AU. Severus Snape, dead at the hands of the Dark Lord, and protector of Harry Potter...finally meets Lily and James Potter in the Afterlife. How will this go down...? Please Read & Review. Request from Alohomora Addy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
What Might Have Been Series by Nightshade's sydneylover150 reviews
How much of Harry's story would have been different if Professor Snape had just looked down at the boy's parchment that first day of class... Mentor/Guardian Snape one-shot series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
First Surrender by Paimpont reviews
There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Memorable Lessons by unapologetic reviews
A darker Dumbledore canes Harry for disobeying an order. Set sometime during OotP, rather AU. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Strawberries by LittleOne94 reviews
Percy steals some of Dionysus strawberries, but doesn't know he's already been caught. M/M. Percy/Dionysus -Hiatus-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dionysus, Percy J.
Truth or Dare by Erik's Rose reviews
A game of truth or dare in the common room reveal more than a few secrets. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Special Dance by Alcoholic Semen Thrower reviews
Molly & Harry have a mother son dance at Harry & Ginny's wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Unwanted Apologies by Lady Seinu reviews
Set during OotP. Despite how much he might dislike the man, Harry can't help but feel guilty for invading Snape's private memories. Meanwhile, Snape can't help but relive the first time he'd met Lily when all the apologies had began. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Rattails by Knavo reviews
Severus and Harry had an odd relationship. Severus faces it when the Boy Who Lived has his first concert at Hogwarts. Slash! SlightlyInsane!Harry RockStar!Harry Depressing!Snape -wait what was that last one? Isn't that cannon?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
you and me against the world by emerald days reviews
On Harry's 15th birthday a letter from his mother arrives telling him Severus Snape is his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
A Roland For An Oliver by Miss Shannon reviews
Snape and Harry accidentally locked in a potions cabinet equals recipe for disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Damned & Disturbed! Disturbing HP Pairings by SailorSilvanesti reviews
Another collection of disturbing, hilarious, frightening, heart-warming or down right petrifying shorts about the strangest, creepiest pairings you can think of... Going to Wizard Hell for this. See you there! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011
The Giver My Version by I am alex skye reviews
What I think happend to Jonas and Gaberiel. This is my first story. Please review.
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Jonas, Gabriel - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Potions Class: Fun Lessons We Can ALL Enjoy! by rosepetal704 reviews
In which Harry annoys Snape, Snape tries to make him stop, and Harry annoys him some more. And also...how could Harry really have survived falling out of an airplane? 7th in the Potions Class series, but you don't have to read the others to enjoy this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Baseball, a Bet and BigHeadedness by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
When Bella was human, she watched the Cullens play a game. Now it's her turn, but Emmett is determined that she is just as bad at sport as she used to be. Post BD, canon couples, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Harry Potter watches Potter Puppet Pals by IceBreaker14 reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione accidentally stumble across Potter Puppet Pals while searching up "Harry Potter". What happens? Ever so incredibly unlikely to be updated again - I apologize if you've been waiting for four years (though that is very unlikely).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Purrsage by hikarinayoshi reviews
Professor McGonnagal is a cat animagus. harry Loves cats. What happens between them? based off of a funny dream i had once.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Detention by AmethystsOnyx reviews
Snape has been fantasizing about Harry for a while. Harry loves Snape, but doesn't know how to tell him, so he shows him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Apprentice by Cassiel of Silence reviews
Having realized that he desperately needs to learn to defend himself, and disillusioned with Lockhart's Duelling Club, Harry finds himself a proper teacher; none other than retired Grandmaster Filius Flitwick. AU. Part 1 of Grandmaster and Apprentice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
i hate you by GurdianMeganBelikov reviews
this story is another dimitri left rose for tasha but is all really as it seems? i wrote this when I was 13, im in the middle of editing and reuploading the chapters as we speak.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Fresh Air by Drosselmeyer's Ancestor reviews
Claudia wanted to go out for fresh air. Instead she caught her husband with his 'brother'. Slash, Smut, Finn/Keiro
Incarceron series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Finn, Keiro - Complete
A Humor All Its Own: 52 Weeks by pantomimicry reviews
Harry/Lucius, slash. Slight AU. Set five years after the Battle of Hogwarts Harry begins visiting Lucius in Azkaban. He finds himself in an open, antagonistic and deeply flawed relationship with Malfoy, who is still every bit as unkind and direct as Harry remembers. Though a year spent together has them wondering whether love has a very dry sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Cronofimia by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Rose and Christian get the dreaded Cronofimia! Random outburts and sickness awaits them, uder the care of Dimitri and Lissa.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Outtake: Tea with the Headmaster by the Imaginizer reviews
Professor Dumbledore takes Professor Flitwick's advice, and invites Harry to his office for tea. Both are…a little less than sane – but who will crack first? Sequel to 'Hogwarts Staff Meeting.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete