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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi guys, thanks for taking the time to come see my profile. :)

I'm a fan of Harry Potter, Naruto, Avatar The Last Airbender (cartoon), Artemis Fowl, and Twilight.

Yes, Twilight.

I'll level with you guys, I wouldn't say that out loud.

I'd just post it on the internet where literally anybody could see it.

...yeeeeaah...

I'm writing a Harry Potter fanfic right now, but it's pretty long, so it probably won't be posted for quite a while. In the meantime, I might post a few oneshots, if I feel so inclined.

I'm beta-ing a story by CrazySeagirl, it's a Harry Potter/Pokemon crossover, you should go read it!

That's about it.

22 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. Say -DING at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up. Then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Spread the Stupidity.

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The Legacy of the Headband by Golden Solidus reviews
When Aang masqueraded as Kuzon for a few days and mysteriously disappeared after throwing a secret dance party, his actions changed the small Fire Nation school. Societal messages abound. Includes On Ji, Shoji, Hide,and others. Reviews always appreciated. Story will be updated when possible. Follow and enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kuzon, On Ji, Hide, Shoji
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 529,341 - Reviews: 5051 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7448 - Favs: 10,381 - Follows: 9,486 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/27 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. Time-Travel.No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,074 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Believe by pineapplefreak reviews
One shots and mini-arcs about anything RotG, but it will probably be mostly about Jack. All set in the same universe, but not necessarily in chronological order. Please R&R, and I welcome prompts with open arms! (Chapter 48: As far as Jamie was concerned, an insult to winter was a direct insult to Jack.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,730 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Jack Frost
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23757 - Favs: 13,405 - Follows: 12,318 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, divorced, and headmaster of Hogwarts, Harry Potter doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery in the Chamber of Secrets allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. A Harry raises Harry story. Eventually Older!Harry/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,293 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 3,186 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
For The Kids by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Ask No Questions by Tsume Yuki reviews
Getting adopted wasn't on Tom's to-do list, especially getting adopted by a man with an odd lightning bolt scar. Time-travel wasn't on Harry's agenda, specifically time-travel that sent him sixty years into the past. Time-travel, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,987 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Without Trust by Sakon76 reviews
The thing about trust is, it's a two-way street. As the Guardians discover.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Bunnymund, North - Complete
Idiots Don't Get Sick by Mangetsuyosei reviews
"Well don't just stare at it! Look there's this old myth that if you eat a lot of vitamin C when you're sick, then you get better faster." Nami said and nudged the object in her hand closer to his mouth. He didn't really know what she meant by that, but if Nami wanted to share her treasure with him than he wasn't complaining.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,041 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Little Brother by hyper active pixie reviews
Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Circumstances by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Jack Frost isn't responsible for everything that goes wrong in school. Oneshot, Highschool AU.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Belief by Simone Robinson reviews
"His strength was back, he stood tall and proud, but the very hope that was his center, wavered. Every time he looked at the glowing globe, he was filled with doubt. How many of those children believed in Santa, or the Tooth Fairy, or even Jack Frost, but not in him?" With his very existence in the balance, Bunny finds help in an unlikely place, just when he thinks all is lost.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,123 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Thought Counts by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Though saving a random kid from drowning proves to be unnecessary, it is, in hindsight, a good idea. Jack's not one to turn down a new friend.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Percy J., Jack Frost - Complete
Crushing the Code by Shadowdib reviews
There's a new kid at Casper High, and he's... different. From his seemingly impossible hair to his odd outfit and unpredictable personality, no one in Amity's ever seen anyone quite like him. Danny tries to befriend the boy, but Dib's got something big he's hiding, and it's going to take someone with a ghostly secret of his own to discover the truth about his new friend's past...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,572 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dib, Danny F.
In Which Two Creatures of Ice Without Any Friends Find Each Other by Asidian reviews
Loki recalls stories of frost giants, hideous monsters that bring the ice, as he takes in this creature of simple pleasure. He recalls that the people of Asgardia say he is just such a horror of winter – but here and now, watching this boy play upon the walls as though nothing else exists in the world, he does not see how it can possibly be a bad thing. (kid!Loki and Jack)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Journey into Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jack Frost, Loki - Complete
Show him to me by Stupid computer reviews
Even before he was the Spirit of Winter, Jack Frost was keeping kids believing. "Jack, mom said that there is no Easter Bunny. She said that it's just you hiding eggs for the rest of the little kids. Is that true?" "Well, can you keep a secret?" FrostXBunny if you squint really hard.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Eyes Like Mine by Scotty77 reviews
Left with nothing after the war, Naruto, after many years of traveling, finds himself staring into eyes that reminds him of his own as a child. Complete with a sequel soon to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,501 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Blizzard of '68 by CHiKa-RoXy reviews
Everything was going according to plan. Bunnymund was just wrapping up operations on the west coast of North America when he saw it: the stormfront. His stomach dropped, ears drooped, and eyes narrowed. He quickly checked with his Egg Clockwork workers some timezones east, but their weather was perfectly clear. This was without warning, and far too large to have natural beginnings.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Telos by Abstracted reviews
The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,299 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Compulsive by Fire Kitten reviews
Sanji knew something was up with Usopp and those looks he was giving everyone's plates at the dinner table. He needed to know what caused them or else he'd never be at ease. Post-timeskip, Nakamaship, No pairings.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sanji, Usopp - Complete
Harry's Hero by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Sirius' Savior, Harry heads to Hogwarts what lies in store for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,997 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years by Lucillia reviews
After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,576 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Marge D., Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
In Way of Trouble Again by Hikagi reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's fight has bigger repercussions than they realize. Now there's a tear in the barrier that keeps the shinobi continent separate from the rest of the world, and Voldemort intends to take advantage of it. - No pairings. Rewrite of IWoT.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sasuke U.
One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Sociopath's Son by ParadiseAvenger reviews
Alternate Timeline Universe. "You're going to put me in the Null Void, aren't you?" After Devlin joins the Tennyson family, everyone considers Kevin Levin and the past. Would anything have changed had he accepted them like Devlin had? Mild Adult Themes.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Devlin - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little One by hyper active pixie reviews
Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,107 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Head Boy by xMagicalMystery reviews
"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James P., Marauders - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Desert Winds of Change by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Temari's mother dies and she takes on the responsibility of raising her two younger brothers. How does she cope with the pressure from the moment Gaara is born until he becomes the Kazekage? Written for NaNoWriMo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,137 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Teddy Chronicles by Professor Authordude reviews
DH compliant, slight AU. Nine random snippets of Teddy Lupin's life as he is raised by his godfather, starting in infancy and continuing to adulthood. Also focuses on Harry's life as a parent. Mentions of canon pairings, but nothing explicit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Voldemort by LAB Rats reviews
A letter for Voldemort. Written to take place before seventh year, it's a simple letter telling Voldemort he screwed up. Big time...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Sirius' Savior by Silverfawkes reviews
AU Sirius took Harry that night and left. What happened after that is my story. ?able Dumbledore Sirius OOC Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 179,902 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Nakama by Youkkun reviews
Franky contemplates how things have changed with the crew's Sniper. FrankyxUsopp nakamaship. Rated T for one racy word. No Pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Franky, Usopp - Complete
DMRS Draco Malfoy Rescue Squad by ArtisticAngel411 reviews
Post-war/Hogwarts. The Malfoys are stuck in Azkaban after crimes during the war. Their Trial is looming and their only hope of not getting the Kiss, is Harry and his friends. Fudge and Umbridge are back! WARNING: Slight depression/beating of characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Second Chance by Emerald Penguin reviews
Despite being ruled 'not guilty' the Malfoys are still hated by much of the wizarding world. What will Draco do to ensure his son has a shot at the life he never had?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Special Delivery! by Kakawot reviews
A man waits for his ramen delivery, which is sure to make him happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Knights of Walpurgis by HumanTales reviews
After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter. Author's Notes: Beta'ed by muggle prof. Disclaimer is on the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,122 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Murderer by Lucillia reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 214 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Alex and Amy by Lucillia reviews
Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Chakra and Magic by Carumati reviews
Four ninjas, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, and Hinata, were chosen by Tsunade to represent Konohakagure, and to an extent, all of the Ninja Countries, to the outside world and the Magical communities. Their mission: guard Hogwarts and one Harry Potter. Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,949 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 7,603 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Seedling by LaughableBlackStorm reviews
He was a compassionate, curious boy with far too much optimism who had unexpectedly shown up on the street one cold day, when Tom had felt lonely. His name was Harry, and if Tom could ever call someone a friend, it would have to be him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Nowhere is Now by ShibaYasha reviews
The mission was simple, get there, deliver, get back. They did the Get There and Deliver part.... but the getting back seemed to be more difficult than they thought... Harry potterNaruto Xover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Likes Cheese a lot by Idiots-4-tea reviews
cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese.................
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P.
Smile When You're Confused by sinemoras09 reviews
Crack. "I notice you don't have any eyebrows. I also notice you have love carved on your forehead. Why is that?" Sai's kind of an idiot, but he means well. Sai-centric. Gaara, Naruto, and Lee for extra flair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sai, Gaara - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Wands and Jutsus by extra cheesy reviews
HPxNaruto. Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. Harry and the shinobi get off on the wrong foot, and tension arises from both parties.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,395 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Floccinaucinihilipilification by sockpuppet82 reviews
James and Lily are stuck together by an accidental spell combination, not able to go more than ten feet from each other. The only problem is that Lily still despises James. ...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P.
The Trials of Malfoys by sockpuppet82 reviews
Takes up where the 7th book ends - from Draco Malfoy's perspective. Stay with him through three Wizengamot trials. His mother's. His father's. His own. He knows his future, it's the same as the rest of his family's. Azkaban. Madness. Death. ...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
A Quiet Walk in the Noonday Heat by Elin B reviews
A somewhat surreal, Zoro-centric fic in which the swordsman is wandering around an unfamiliar city while in the company of talking birds. Post-EL, with eventual spoilers for early Thriller Bark as well. Rated high for strong language. Epilogue added.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Zoro - Complete
Forgotten Ones: Lieutenant Jee by Evilnor reviews
After the siege of the North Pole, Lieutenant Jee was branded a traitor and thrown in prison. The war is over now, so what could the Firelord have in mind for him?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Death Glare by Nymyrra reviews
When Gaara discovers Matsuri upset about some things she heard some people at school say, he teaches her how to deal with them - i.e., how to scare them witless. One part fluff, one part angst, and one part introspective. Don't mess with Matsuri.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Avatar the Last Airbender: The First Step by bluespiritgal reviews
My Avatar Facfic version of what happens after Season 3: Day of Black Sun episode when the Gaang goes to the Western Air Temple. This fanfic was written before the airing of The Western Air Temple, so it's probably VERY different for what really happens.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,261 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Its a Magical World by Paper Fans reviews
Hogwarts under possible attack, Ministry of Magic corrupted, and the balance of good and evil... well, unbalanced. What's Dumbledore to do? Call up some ninjas, of course! Naruto Harry Potter Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
As Kazekage by i Mel-chan i reviews
When they viewed up to their new leader, they did so with fear not with glowing pride.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Not Human, Not a Merman by Fire and Sand reviews
The Nightmares are just beginning. At twelve, Nami has to join the Arlong crew and work for the man who killed Bellemere. No wonder she has nightmares. But as the only girl and the only human in Arlong Park, the only person willing to comfort her is...?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
So You Want to Be a Fire Lord by Invaderk reviews
Fire Lord Ozai introduces this pamphlet containing the complete guide to ruling supreme over the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Gaara Gets Hiccups by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Love Is by storm-of-insanity reviews
200 word drabble on what love is on a daily basis between Iroh and Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
From Love to Hate: The Story of Petunia by isthatacorner reviews
This is a story of growing up and growing apart and not looking back with regret. Petunia Evans Dursley remembers having a special sister and learning how to hate her. rated for very mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Officer and Some Gentlemen by Y St. Ace reviews
Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/24/2002
Broken Hat by chairomori reviews
[OS]Gaara is now the Kazekage, what is Naruto going to do about it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Middle by DoraMouse reviews
An attempt to revolutionize Mr. Satans POV by taking it seriously. One-shot. Completed.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hercule - Complete
Cywir Carennydd by Lone One reviews
A Marauders era fic, Remus centric. Everyone needs friends, even little werewolves. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,840 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
I Hate the Library by Jadea reviews
Ron's thoughts on the Second Task
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
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Like Pillars Four reviews
Four first years come to Hogwarts in the year 1992, and quickly become friends. Second Book, Founders are reincarnated, events in books remain canon until Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
Scorpius Visits The Potters reviews
Scorp Malfoy visits his friend Al Potter, and Draco and Astoria are a bit nervous. Just a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete