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Hi, I'm lemmonbomb and I've been reading harry potter fanfics for a while now, particularly marauder and remus lupin based ones because remus lupin is my favourite fictional character ever!! I LOVE YOU, REMUS LUPIN

So yeah, my Hogwarts letter never arrived, so I've been writing fanfics, and now I'm starting to publish them...eep

I don't know if you'll like them or not but I guess I can only try, and feedback is much appreciated! (although if you don't like it, please try and make constructive comments, not just mean ones)

Thanks for visiting my profile - I know it's a bit dull but maybe I'll change it when I have more to say that's interesting... :)

Can I take this opportunity also to say that yes, Matt Cardle is absolutely amazing and deserved to win the X Factor hands down without a doubt because he could sing like a dream and his cover was awesome so stop denying it, Biffy fans! Grr, YouTube comments make me mad sometimes. Damn it, I just vented on my profile...

If I get hardly any reviews, is it because my work is bad?? ... I thought I was quite good at writing. I guess if I keep writing, I'll get more? I don't want to be the begging kind of person, they annoy me :L lols

I love Hellogoodbye, Secondhand Serenade, The Academy Is..., Alexander Rybak, Stephen Jerzak, Never Shout Never, Olly Murs, Matt Cardle, Alphabeat, Rihanna, Mystery Jets, Cute Is What We Aim For, Mark Ronson, The Mayday Parade, Bruno Mars, All Time Low...there's a huge list. I'm into all that "who the hell is that?" kind of music...sad lil' me :P

Seriously though, big hearts for those babes Hellogoodbye. Baby it's fact, I love them :D ...yeah, song reference :s bit of a fail...

Back to fanfiction though, yeah, I love writing and reading people's fanfics! If it says Marauder with a good dose of Remus thrown in for good measure, I'm all yours.

My views on Remus/Sirius slash? I don't know...I mean Remmy is my favourite and my image of him is straight, and shy :P n'aawww :) So yeah, I read a couple of slash fics but not many because I like to think that Remus was straight...I mean, he married Tonks didn't he? And they had a baby? And Sirius' room was covered in pinup posters? Still, I'm open to interpretation, and some of them are really well written. Maybe I'll attempt to write one myself one day to see what the hype's all about. I'm not anti-gay, by the way! One of my best boy mates ever is gay, and I have big hearts for him! We love you Adrian "Shut the door!""I thought she had a hernia!""That's a melon??!" Bridger. WE LOVE YOU. (and that's only three of a list of memorable, pant-wettingly funny in-joke "you had to be there" quotes from our Bridger baby)

I don't have Neopets!! :( somebody on there has my pen-name as their neopet name. Damn them.

Not really sure why I'm typing all this junk, I've only had a few profile visits and while my story views are doing OKish, their review rates are looow... :'( However, if you are here, I appreciate it and thanks for coming! Message me if you want me to read/review your stories because I will if you take a little time to just peek at mine...please? Or if you liked my work :) I doubt you did...

Oh My God!! I just watched A Very Potter Musical for the first time. IT'S AMAZING!! I haven't laughed so much in a very very very long time!! Anybody else think Voldemort is hot in it??? Like, closely followed by Quirrell?? Their scenes are the best!! Quirrelmort forever

David Tennant = super hot. Contradict me if you will, but I will fight till the death.

Anybody else from the UK wake up to the Chris Moyles show? Me and my friends, oh we heart Aled so much. I worship whoever texted in the dog in the cape, Aled's reaction made my year (2010) oohhh lols...

I am so very very VERY jealous of Nymphadora Tonks!! Even if she is technically fictional...*

Moulin Rouge is the most amazing, tragic, beautiful, incredible, stunning film EVER MADE. I bow down to Baz Luhrman and Ewan McGreggor, for the only film that ever truly made me cry. LOL how sad am I? Seriously though...The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return...

Anybody else ever tried to learn how to perform in a Cyr wheel? Dammit, it's difficult. But so much fun :D

...s...u...r...v...e...y...s... :)

And now for the part where I take loads of surveys about Harry Potter just because I can...

Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

I love Prisoner of Azkaban! Why? Remus!!

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

Well, again, PoA!! I like Thewlis, though I wouldn't have picked him...(he's not handsome enough to be my Remus! *blushes* )

Question 3:Who is your favorite character?

Err...hello? it has to be Remus!!

Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

Ooosh, tough one. Expecto Patronum is awesome, and I'd love to know what mine would be. I also like Oppugno!

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

Well...can you guess? Remus

Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

S'gonna have to be Lucius just because of the comment my sister made when we watched the fifth film together. I may mention it later. I now cannot watch OotP with a straight face in the Ministry scene :D

Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Which gen? If it's the current gen, I do have a special place in my heart reserved only for Fred and George. And I love Ginny too. And Hermione and Ron and Harry and NEVILLE and ahhhh too many people :P

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Ravenclaw, 'cause I'm quite clever and bookish and geeky (but not in the bad way, in the good way!) Plus the Ravenclaw common room sounded so cool! If not Ravenclaw, I'd be a Hufflepuff any day. Yay for shyness and badgers!

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

The Order, of course

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Here we go again...has to be Remus, anyday (even the full moon)

Question 11:Who would be your best friend?

Ginny, Tonks, Hermione...I'd be friends with all of the gang :)

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

Errr...well, it's out now, right?

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

Give me a Niffler! I want Nifflers in my garden!! Or maybe a werewolf...

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?


Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

I'd go with a friend as Quirrel and Voldemort, AVPM style :D

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

Well it was flooding where I was when it came out so my local book shop got somebody with a crate of the books to CANOE into our town with them!! How cool is that?? So yeah, I dragged my family through all the water to the shop and bought it and read it in a day and a night flat out :L

Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

We always had the books in my house because of my older brother and sister. And my mum used to read from them at night to us but I was too little to really take it in. Then I got a bit older and my dad used to read to just me and my brother late at night and i loved them but I still wasn't "hooked". It was a couple of years ago when I picked the books up for myself and read them myself that I really, well and truly got sucked in, just in time for the seventh one to come out so I was the first in my house to read it :)

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

I really did cry when Harry used the resurrection stone. I mean I was already crying before that but then BAM, I was sobbing. He brought Remus back!! *sobs because he should have stayed alive but it was so sweet that he brought him back*

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

No, though I should

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts any day!

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?


Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I don't know. He was annoying in the books and I didn't like him, but Alan Rickman is so brilliant and hillarious as him in the films sooo...

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

I read way too much, and I try and write whenever I have spare time, which is sadly not very often.

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Expecto Patronum!

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?

Errr, supporter in the crowd watching my wizarding boyfriend scoring goals :D

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

I have to pick just one?? I'll just say any with Remus :) no no, I know, when he burst into Shell Cottage like "It's a boy!" my heart went to him. Go Remus!

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

Remus and Tonks would have lived!!! :'(

Question 29:Would you join the DA?


Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

Girls probably thought he was hot in that dark, mysterious way but I don't think he ever had crushes. It's too OOC

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Nymphadora Tonks! That's such and insane name!

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

Wand chooses the wizard, my friends! I'd guess swishy and good at charms, though :)

Question 33:What would your pet be?

An owl!

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?


Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The invisibility cloak, of course.

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

The locket, I think. It's the most interesting.

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

YES! And again...snape, snape, severus snape...:D

Question 38:What would your patronus be?

I think an otter. Not 'cause it's Hermione's, but because they've always been special to me :)

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?

Hmm...maybe an otter again? Or a bird...maybe a bear cub :D

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?

Do you even need to ask? Remus!!!

Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Ollivanders to get my wand and then I'd be straight inside Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?

Well that would have to be Sirius, obviously :)

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

I can't choose! I love them all! I mean obviously Ron and Ginny and Fred and George...

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Probably Cedric, just for some Hufflepuff pride. And Harry wasn't even meant to be in the competition anyway. But they were both worthy winners, I think, had the cup not gone all wrong.

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Has to be Rupert Grint! He's a legend! And yeah, then Alan Rickman, who is just BRILLIANT as Snape. Oh, and Helena Bonham Carter is fantastic in any role she plays

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

David Tennant should totally play Remus Lupin! He was meant to be skinny and insanely cute. Thewlis isn't bad as the character but he's not sweet/misunderstood enough for my liking ;)

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

Something cute and a teeny bit quirky, just like me. Nothing tarty, though.

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?

Too many times to count. I've read some books (eg PoA, HBP and DH) many, many more times than others!

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?

Remus/Tonks!! and Hermione/Ron and obviously Harry/Ginny :P

Question 50:Did you like this survey?



Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy


Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

What’s Hermione’s?

What’s Ron’s?

What’s Harry’s?

What’s Ginny’s?

Have You Seen All The Movies?


Read All The Books?


What Do You Think Of J.K.R.?

She's an amazing writer with a huge imagination and the ability to make me cry with merely a paragraph of words. Plus she created Remus Lupin. Hello?? I love her!!


Ron :) Then Close second Ginny, then the twins

Character, Overall?
Remus Lupin!! I love him!!!

Female Character?
Tonks :P

Male Character?
How many times? Remus!!

Group Of Characters?
The Marauders :D







Expecto Patronum

Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans

Hogwarts grounds :D

Weasley Twin?
I always felt warmer towards George actually, but I love them both as a pair :) Fred shoudln't have died!!


Errr...love potion, I think :D


Honeydukes :P

Least Favorites

Err...well Percy, but I still love him by the end :L

Character, Overall?

Antonin Dolohov. HE MURDERED REMUS!! :'( :'(

Cho...sorry, she's annoying




Should I stop saying Dolohov? I still hate him, but I guess Peter Pettigrew, too. He started all the bother.



Chamber of Secrets. It's just dull after a while...

Hermione/Draco. I mean why people, why??

Blood lollipops

Death Eater?

Borgin and Burkes

Azkaban prison


Couples? What Do You Think?

Yay!!! 'Cause we all didn't see it happening from the start, right? ;)

Nooo, they are just friends. Like brother and sister friends :)

Yeay!! Ginny is so cool!



Ugh, what??

For the short term hillarity, yes. Long term? No way!

Whaaa? No.


Hahahaha maybe in a dream Ron has in the books! lol

Yum. But Hermione was meant for Ron :)


No, no, no,no, nooooo...

She'd probably have killed them before the books had finished, so no!


Yay! I love James and Lily, espesh James for the Marauderness :)


No, I like to think of them as cousin type friends by the end :)

Well see in some fics I haven;t published yet, I think Lily might have had a crush on Remus. And I think she might have taught him how to kiss (that fic'll be out soonish, if you're interested!) but I think he just saw her as a really good friend, and would never have gone for anything James had his eyes on. So maybe briefly/unrequited but probably not. But I do quite like the ship :P

Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES! *made for each other* :D

Errr...fleeting, maybe, at school...

Maybe...I think she maybe liked George more ;)


Ehhh, Cho really bugged me sometimes. No.

Harry or Ron?
Ron, but I like Harry too :P

Hermione or Ginny?
Sorry Hermione, but Ginny pips you to the post!

Neville or Seamus?
Neville!! Neville is so awesome!!

Snape or Slughorn?

Slughorn. Hee hee - OHO! :P

Fred Or George?
Ooooh I love them both. But I'd pick George probably because I think he always got a little overlooked. And I do like my misunderstood men *cough, Remus, cough...*

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum :)

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Fire Whiskey! :D

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks. It seems cleaner :)

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?


Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor, I guess...

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Barty Crouch

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaws are cool!

Have you Been to A Release Party?
No but I'd really like to. maybe I'll try and go for the final film??

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Ooooh yes. Number four, five, six and seven. Seven in particular. Sob, sob, sob :'(

A Movie?

Cried in the fifth and sixth ones but also the fourth, come to think of it...and I know the final film will have me weeping like mad! Didn't cry at Dobby's death though...

Books or Movies?

Definitely the books! but the films are good too.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
...Yes *blushes*

Been To A Fansite?
*blushes again*

Been to JKR’s Site?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
No but it sounds fun

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

wish I could be Tonks with a handsome Remus :D

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

No...at least, I don't remember having one...

What was it?
see above

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Yes. They would think I was crazy if I revealed my love of Lupin...

Did it/ Does it work?
Yes it does work. Just.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
I wish I had!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

rolls eyes*

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
Yes! Hahaa

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
No. I think it's cute :P

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Do you read fanfiction?

Yes, alot!

If so, do you like it?
love it

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

What site?

Do you write fanfiction?

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yeah I had some Bertie Bott's when I was really little...I remember it tasted of coconut...

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

No, just the books. Wish I had a wand...

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
No. :(

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

sighs* Hermione.

Do You Agree With This?
I guess so...

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?

What Are They?

Do you object to being Called By them?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Hahahahahaaaa maaaaaaybe :P

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

"Lucius Malfoy's a bit camp, isn't he?" says my sister. On screen, he flicks back his hair and pulls his wand from its case. I cry with laughter :D

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
EVERYTHING! Not intentionally, of course...

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Yes, mostly!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
OF COURSE! Who doesn't?

Have you re-read the books?

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
no. My brother did when I was four...

Have You Had An HP Party?


Do You Want To?

Maaaaaybe :)

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
I've seen AVPM. LOVE!!

Have You Ever Wrote One?

Do You Want To?
Wish I had the time...

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
No, not yet...

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

Are You Going To Write One?

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
A bit :D

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
NO-ONE is more annoying than her except maybe DOLOHOV. Oh no, here I go again...

much loves for visiting my page!

lemmonbomb :P

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Moments of Bliss by moonymaniac reviews
Remus Lupin is a man with a tragic past, one filled with pain, suffering and sorrow. But it is also a past filled with great adventure, true friendship and...love? Marauder's Era. Remus centric but loads of the Marauders. Mainly RLOC, with some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 452,090 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Remus L., Marauders, Lily Evans P., OC
Quidditch With the Boys by DoraMina Took reviews
When it's all over, what happens? Maybe there's nothing to do but play all day. Maybe then everything will be okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
I'll Be Home Soon by DoraMina Took reviews
She tried hard to believe that both of them were just as real as Harry or the Weasley's or Andromeda's old cat who sometimes jumped up and joined Teddy in bed. The only difference was that they never said anything and you couldn't see them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Red Handed by DoraMina Took reviews
A war is going on and Remus IS a werewolf but why does he looks so tired all the time? And what is with that burn on his neck?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Where Are They? by Louey06 reviews
When little Teddy Lupin starts asking questions no one knows quite the thing to say, except for Harry of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Only Thing by moonymaniac reviews
James Potter was more than an arrogant toerag who finally grew up, more than a Marauder, more than a member of the Order of the Phoenix. He was a father. How will a man like James handle that responsibility?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
One Innocent Question by SnowyPicture reviews
Jem relfects on the relationship between Dill and Scout.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Understanding Remus by InFabula reviews
Some of the special relationships in Remus's life from the Marauders to Tonks. Especially Tonks. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,609 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Truth and Consequences by InFabula reviews
The Marauders, the Prank and Snape's revenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Splinters by InFabula reviews
A conversation between Remus and Sirius following their chat with Harry about the scene in the Pensieve. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Healing Wounds by Lenina Crowne reviews
RLNT. 'I’m not letting you die. Not here, not now, not when I can save you.' Tonks heals Remus’ wounds after a particularly harsh transformation. [HBP SPOILERS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
English Country Garden! by Marauder-girl reviews
An average day in muggle studies with the Marauders: features crazed Professors, perverted Nursery Rhymes, and flying chairs galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Goodnight Marauders by Clear-as-crystal reviews
A nice fluffy one for all you fluff lovers out there. The Marauders are getting ready for bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2004