Honestcannibal
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Joined 12-13-10, id: 2654865, Profile Updated: 11-30-13
Author has written 34 stories for Assassin's Creed, Homestuck, and Sherlock.

Mori-lalalalalalalala-arty/Honestcannibal.


Just me all over: Gender-fluid! I'm a teenager, I like porn, I can't help it. I'm either friendly or a total assface, so I'm sorry if I come across as a little asdfgh.

I am part of various fandoms, some of which I don't feel comfortable with writing fanfictions ;A;

-Homestuck

-Sherlock

-Hannibal

-Left 4 Dead 2

-Assassin's Creed

-Prototype

-Naruto

I enjoy a lot of things: writing, gaming, eating, sleeping, making people happy, and basically stayin' alive. (heavy breathing) I also really love cats.


A little bit about my fanfics: writing is my passion, I love sharing my ideas and emotions through writing, I don't mind criticism but please don't be nasty, respect for everyone is all it takes. tl;dr: I ENJOY WRITING AND CONNECTING WITH THE CHARACTERS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE WHAT I WRITE (meaning homosexuals doin' the do), GO AWAY. Thank you.

I absolutely love reviews, they don't make me write faster, but they can make the story better I suppose. Many have given me brilliant ideas, so keep 'em coming!

I won't bite your head off for your own opinion, feel free to express your point of view about my stories c:


Other than the gaming/fandom world, I would counteract myself as 'normal enough'...or just a sexually frustrated teenager with no goals or future.

tumblr: [link yee]

stalk me on twitter (although all I ever do on there is tweet random things and complain): [link yo]

Ask me things because I can't be the only person in the world that gets bored. [link yaha]

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Changing One Another by AnimeLover431 reviews
Hyuga Hinata. High school nerd and abused daughter. What a lovely match for herself. She has been beaten by her dad for a couple years now, and bullied for many years in school. Then, Uchiha Sasuke finally takes notice in the girl. Will her painful past bring her and Sasuke closer together? Will he open himself up to her? Or is this just a mistake?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Moments of Reassurance by Brutal Let Down reviews
New Orleans was a lie, and now Nick and Ellis are left to fend for themselves. How can Nick keep Ellis from losing it? And how can Nick keep his promises? Nellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,314 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Ellis, Nick
At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Nellis Second Chance by Unickcorn reviews
Ellis, nearly dead, is brought into the pool hall by his teammates. Unfortunately, the group is low in medical supplies. What will happen to the young mechanic? Well, you'll have to read to find out. Not so much a romance, but more so a beginning to one. I'm planning on adding chapters to this one. (I apologize. Idk how to get the "-" to stay in to make it less confusing.)
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick
Carry On by Citizen-Kaine reviews
Though the fire and flames you have to Carry on. Nick was never one for Ellis anyways, but soon mixed emotions cause mixed reactions. As the gang tries to escape and find other survivors, things start happening between Nick and Ellis, that Ellis isn't sure should be happening. This will be an NickxEllis story. Rated M for future smut, language, gore. There will be deaths.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ellis, Nick
Our Past Defines Us by LeoArcana reviews
When Alex turned 10, he was finally returned to his mother, who had spent the last 9 years in prison, but it wasn't the reunion he was hoping for. He didn't deserve this and neither did Dana, so he was determined to give themselves a better life. [HIATUS]
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,970 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Raising Ravens by rabid behemoth reviews
There are no snakes in this Garden of Eden, only dubious scarecrows. AU. [Sasuke-centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Passion of Pain by foxface123 reviews
Okay so, this is a story that's been gnawing at my brain. It's a SasuNaru. Sasuke- seme Naruto-uke. It's Shippuden based, and it's about what happens when Sasuke returns to the village. Hope ya'll enjoy! Reviews are welcome! X)) oh and mpreg Naruto btw.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PROTOTYPE: Sanctum by CleverDucky reviews
He was supposed to die, but he didn't. He believed he had been saved merely by chance, but there was a reason. Now, Toby must choose what he thinks is right by the duties of a Marine while ZEUS stalks just within the shadows. OMC M/M slash. AU.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,121 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Last Days of the Witch: Revised Edition by Ailyth reviews
Witches are pseudovampires, draining emotions from their victims. Nick hunts them. And well, Ellis is Ellis. The hunt leads up north, but it won't be so easy getting there. M/M Nick/Ellis, Yaoi, Slight AU, probable OOC. Story got a total makeover, apologies if you dislike it compared to the new version.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Nick, Ellis
Men That Fly With Capes by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
A side story to Fast Cars and Airplanes in Heaven involving Detective Desmond and Detective Shaun. Rated M for a reason. Deals with Rape.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Silent As The Grave by babylove969 reviews
Some people will do anything it takes to get out of debt even sell their own flesh and blood. High school is hard enough throw in bullies, a sex club, a nosy counselor and you get hell. Oh ya plus he's a mute it's hard being Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,744 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
A Toppsyturvy World by StormBrewers reviews
Based on the Naruto 6 Movie: After being attacked by Tobi, Naruto and Sakura are sent into a parallel world where everyone completely changed personalities! Haunted by their memories of the past Sasuke, how are the duo supposed to react to the new Sasuke,..especially Sakura? -One Shot- Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hard Secrets Between Altair and Malik by ScarletCougar reviews
The trials and tribulations of two friends who have grown together and been driven apart in duty and tragedy. The eagle mates for life and soars solo and lonely when its mate is lost till its body and soul dies. What will come of Altair and Malik? some chapters rated MA which say so in the starting A/N
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 257 - Words: 365,753 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
ex delicium delirium by PureWaterLily reviews
The Eternal Mangekyou does irreversible damage to the brain. When Sasuke's sanity and control starts slipping, all Itachi can do is hold his brother together the best he can. SasuIta. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Left 4 Dead : The Road To Salvation by RainbowZombieApocolypse reviews
In a zombie apocalypse, love only makes things more complicated. Nick X Ellis, rated M for language and sexual content. M/M don't like, don't read.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Nick, Ellis
The problem with the Animus by Kelral Orlyana reviews
This rated M or later Slash. Thank you to all your reviews that have helped me improve this story and inspire me... Desmond is hallucinating! Isn't he?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
Haze by Allycatt
"I glance up at him I can see the worry in his face. The kid might not be clever, but he isn't stupid. He's seen this before; it happened to Coach, it happened to Rochelle and now it's happening to me." Day five of the 30 Days of Writing challenge on tumblr.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Hard Work and Perseverance by EdenPictures reviews
Work in progress. Rated M for mansex. Open to plotline guidance from the audience. R&R extremely appreciated!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,651 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Wrapped in You by Panda-Lemur reviews
Nick and Ellis during one of those nights that it all comes back. 5 years in the future. SUPER SAPPY AND FLUFFY AND SHORT I'M SORRY X'D Rated for swearing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
An Interesting Relationship by SilverBloodedKitsune reviews
It all started when he got comfort from Bro. It was innocent at first, and Dave even enjoyed it. Even when it escalated from there. WARNING: Contains Stridercest, yaoi, some language. Smut in later on chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Drugged by justanotherdemonhunter reviews
When Raven loses control of her powers, Robin is there to help. That is, if the word "help" means giving Raven pain killers. Twoshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Don't Hate Me by CrowsGurl reviews
They were one big happy family- though every family has their outcast. Dirk is lost amongst his family's friends with only loneliness to hold to. Gunblade AU; MultiSidePairings; Rated T for cursing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,454 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Ignore by Bored.Easy reviews
Dave's getting lectured by Bro, but is his mind really on the subject at hand? I think not. Stridercest.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
The Boy Next Door by notisaidthefox reviews
AU. Jake English had always thought his next door neighbor Dirk Strider to be a rip-roaring and capital, however eccentric, fellow. What happens when feelings emerge for his secretive neighbor? Does he risk losing his best friend forever? DirkJake Rated M
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S.
Fightin' Words by Caerix reviews
Nick's finally crossed the line. Ellis has put up with a lot, but this time he's out for blood. Oneshot. Rated T for language and violence, not much of either though just being safe
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Oh Bullocks! We've Swapped Bodies! by Strider Song reviews
Jane and Roxy pull a prank on Dirk and Jake. Will they learn more about eachother than what the other's body looks like? Multi-chapter. BoyxBoy Smut, don't like don't read. Yeah, this'll be fun! Note: this is my first fic so reviews for improvement are more than welcome!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,798 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Just Genetics by ineedanewnameidk reviews
Desmond is still trying to get used to living life through the Animus. Things are already tense enough between him and the crabby historian on his team, and it's only made worse when a fight between them leads to a confused but passionate kiss.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Shaun H., Desmond M.
Merely Moments by Mr. Frank reviews
His fingers are fumbling with the medical device hanging at the kid's hip. They'd only carried it because "you never know." 'God, wasn't that the truth.' Oneshot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick - Complete
Lost in Time, my Knight by xXPenDragonXx reviews
A little drabble with Bro and Dave. Not even fluff but just a bit of curiosity about their mum. Inspired by a picture that I can't find anymore, but yeah. John sparks Dave's mind as to where Dave's mom is, and what her past was like. Rated for language, because I got the moves like Strider. /ollie outie/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Dude, where are my shades? by MickiTheMouse reviews
You can't find it in yourself to be mad at him. Maybe mildly irritated that he decided to knock your shades off your face no one touches the shades, man but nothing more. "Strider! There's blood in my mouth!" Yeah, it's worth it. -DirkJake
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Shepard of the Lost reviews
Altair is a closet case. Malik is loud and proud. Can he manage to pull Altair out of his self inflicted missery? Or will things only get worse for the younger man? AltMal YAOI WARNING!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,864 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
A Thousand Words and Maybe More by frickface reviews
Dave finds a photograph of a younger Bro and his best friend who looks an awful lot like John. Bro's totally unironic grin speaks a thousand words and the bucktoothed dude's arm around his bro's waist tells a little more, but Dave wants the whole story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Connections and Relations by AliceOujosama reviews
After a conversation with Jane about their feelings for one another, Jake now feels confident in his feelings for Dirk and wants to find out how Dirk feels. Is a ride down down the street is all it takes to bring them together in more than one sense?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
The Killing Instinct by Nic01224 reviews
Humanity has failed. The Virus lives, Alex and Elizabeth live for the collective. Its spreading beyond Manhattan, consumming the world as the two rule at the heart of it all. The embraced the Killing Instinct, their mutual desire to destroy humanity.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Alex M./Zeus, Elizabeth G.
Jungle Dominant by brassmonki1 reviews
when Jake comes to stay with Dirk they find that certain noises trigger and raw, feral state within Jake, leading to many comprimising positions
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S.
Oxygen DISCONTINUED by striderstuck reviews
Suddenly, kissing him didn't feel right… Because you hardly knew each other… But you couldn't stop. From the looks of it, he couldn't stop either. dirk/jake fluff high school au DISCONTINUED
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Coming to Conclusions by kami-kun reviews
Dave begins to develop feelings for his brother, Dirk, but is afraid to lay all his cards on the table in fear of rejection. He's too cool for rejection. Getting close to his brother seems to be increasingly difficult because of Jake, bros new found love
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Too Late To Do Any Good by Neavvs reviews
Dirk was raised in a family with morals, and rules, and a God. Dave never experienced this. Inspired by art from averyniceprince/021/Emi
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Manifest Absolut by Eshli reviews
Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Sick by brosexual reviews
We all need someone to take care of us sometimes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Trails and Errors by RainbowtasticDreams reviews
A LeafGreen Nuzlocke Challenge. Rated T for language and character death, rating may change.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Red, Gary O./Shigeru
The Childhood of A Future Sociopath by Cynical Grave Digger reviews
Let's take a look into the life of Alex and Dana Mercer as they were raised by their alcoholic mother.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Pursuit by Hotnesspecter88 reviews
Dirk has fancied Jake for quite some time, yet Jane yearns for Jake as well. With the help of a certain drunk and a pair of sarcastic shades, only one can have Jake English. Rated M for sexual content in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
there for you by RenegadeDescendance reviews
Dave comes down with the stomach flu. Bro takes care of his little brother. NOT STRIDERCEST. Merely brotherly fluff. Rated T to be safe. Contains some puke-related grossness, but nothing too graphic.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S.
I Win by Kuga Sterling reviews
This is a one-shot about Dirk and Jake, playing strip chess, written for my moirail.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
No Day But Today by TheFantasticPhantomWriter reviews
What happens when Ellis finds an injured Hunter and helps him out? What will the other survivors think? EllisxHunter. Possible EllisxNick, but not much. ManxMan. R&R!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,541 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hunter, Ellis
Badass Softie by Clearly Odd reviews
Your name is DIRK STRIDER. No one calls you that much anymore, though. Mostly, you go by BRO. And god, you cannot handle crying to save your life. Oneshot, brotherly Strider fluff, gen.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Sweet Strider Music by Ezra Dunnivan reviews
Part 3 of the Striderlove series. Bro gets inspiration from Dave and they take a trip together. WARNING: Stridercest, AU, strong language and sexual content.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Mon Amour by RagingRedStar reviews
When Shaun relives an uncomfortable memory in the animus as his ancestor, Jeannot, he comes out acting like his French ancestor rather than himself. Desmond ends up caught in the middle - with Shaun kissing him. Whump, Angst and Slash. Reviews are love.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
The Darkness That Surrounds Me by HomestuckGirl reviews
Dave doesn't share his personal life with Bro. School is a daily torture that stays hiddin. But when Bro finds Dave in his darkest hour, he shows him the way. One-shot for now...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
I'm Not In Shock by Alipeeps reviews
Whumpy missing scene episode tag fic for the unaired pilot. Spoilers for the ending of the unaired pilot. Might be a bit confusing if you've not seen the unaired pilot. Sherlock recovers from his encounter with the cabbie.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Tiny Assassins by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Live Journal Kink Meme Fill #6 Yaoi! Desmond and Shaun. Desmond is secretly an engineering prodigy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Minor Incident by Chronos Keeper reviews
Bro's less-than-savory cash cow website lands his status as a legal guardian into jeopardy. CPS gets called.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Supermarket Shenanigans by Chronos Keeper reviews
Bro does what any good teenage parent would do: lose his kid in the supermarket, complete with freakout.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Bathrooms and Beatdowns by Chronos Keeper reviews
Slice of life, Strider style; Bro has a shitty DJ gig, Dave comes to the rescue.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Before Dawn by scoottt reviews
It all started with the day that Bro shaved his head.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Congratulations It's a Boy by adiosToreadork reviews
one-shot about Bro raising Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Maiden of Blue by thatlanngirl reviews
Jake's had quite a fantasy for a long time, and D. Strider actually lets it come true.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Grandpa H., Dirk S. - Complete
Foam and Mint Tea by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
Desmond's certainly not expecting anything when he goes to brush his teeth.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Want To? by CandyNights reviews
Shaun takes his sarcasm a little too far. One shot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Meus Frater, Amicitila, Hostillis quod Diligo by sodafly reviews
it was all fine... until Malik's 15 year old brother moves in, determined to find out what his brother is hiding, and old ghosts from Altair's past decided to make an appearence. Yeah, it all suddenly got a hell lot harder. modern AU, slash, violence,etc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 72,108 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Malik, Altaïr
Efflorescent Feelings by Callek Darren reviews
Despite Malik's angry feelings towards Altaïr, the young Dai is forced to call upon him for help in order to assassinate a public official in Jerusalem. Malik soon find's himself in a difficult situation when his curiosity goes to far. Yaoi warning
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,481 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Algebra Tutor by Perdue reviews
Bro is a senior in high school who's heading nowhere fast, right up until he meets the new student teacher. Dad/Bro AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Dad E., Dirk S. - Complete
Sunset by Goggie reviews
One-Shot. A typical morning for Desmond and Shaun. Des notices something amid Shaun's endless notes that gets him thinking. Des/Shaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Stolen Merchandise by YourConscience813 reviews
Malik lost something extremely important and he'll search every bit of Altaïr's apartment to find it. He knows it's there... Somewhere... Modern AU. Please Read and Review.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Living With Desmond by angelwithabutt reviews
Desmond is living with Shaun, and there are a few problems...well, by a few I mean lots. Slight ShaunXDesmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Seeing by scoottt reviews
Was it even seeing? Did it see that its prey was ready to be a meal?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Ellis, Smoker - Complete
His Wrath Undoes The Wicked by Chatterpie reviews
It got stuck in my head and wouldn't leave. Des/Shaun, just a little.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Shaun H. - Complete
Plug in Baby by brilliantmemories reviews
Timelines collide when the Bleeding Effect gets out of control, leaving everyone with tough decisions to make. The Assassins are being torn apart from the inside out, and Abstergo hasn't even reared their ugly heads yet... *Slash* *AU* *Strong Language*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,695 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Next Thought by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
"There are some things computers can't do, Rebecca, like love." Or something like that, Desmond remembered, wishing Shaun would show him what he meant.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Brotherly Love by Tangerine Catnip reviews
The assassins are hunting down a Templar leader in London when Desmond runs into Shaun's twin brother Danny while running from Templar agents. He Mistakes Danny for Shaun and ends up dragging him along for the ride. Eventual Desmond/Danny/Shaun.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M.
Leave it to the Professionals by Your Iron Lung reviews
Bro allows Dave to choose whatever ingredients he wants to bake a batch of muffins. The end result is disastrous, and the Striders never baked again. Based off the Manly Men Doing Manly Things comic.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Don't Taze Me Bro! by Your Iron Lung reviews
"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Bah Bah Black Sheep by CyndarDragon reviews
No one expected Altair to get killed, but no one also expected his spirit to linger. Malik and a fellow novice must try to free Altair from Earth, but with all three of their souls getting thrown back and forth from a hellish dimension, sanity is a worry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Bound by smilebot reviews
For an anon in the AC kink meme !o! DesmondxShaun: Hooters. Isn't that enough trouble?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Playing With Love by KillsMeNot reviews
A modern AU story. Altair is tired of always fighting with Maria. He visits a past lover whom can't forget what he's done in the past.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Zephyric Love by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
The reason Desmond left the Farm was because he was abused by his father. When the two reunite, Desmond is terrified.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
The Historian by McMyou reviews
Alternative universe, Shaun is a History student and tutoring in his spare time for extra cash, his student a dumbass annoying yank. ShaunxDesmond rated M for cursing and possible smut
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Conscious Depredation by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
The Bleeding Effect is starting to frighten Desmond, and since Shaun is always up in the wee hours of morning, he looks to him for a distraction.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Nuotare by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
Anyone notice how you lose synchronization with Altair if you end up in water? YAOI/MATURE/SLASH - EzioxAltair Ezio finds out his mentor cannot swim, and he decides to have some fun with this. Written in honor of the reveal of AC: Revelations today.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
A Quiet Happiness by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
Shaun's always making fresh tea, even at the expense of ease. Desmond finally asks him why.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Warmth by Xazz reviews
Today was a practical test. Outside. In the snow. Altair wished he'd just stayed in bed. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Compromise by Naniris reviews
Head games and bluffs. Cross does what he must to get Zeus to trust him, even revealing part of his past.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2011 - R. Cross, Alex M./Zeus
Drugs Bust by doctorcoffeeboy reviews
Rated T for Drugs. Johns Confronts Sherlock about his old drug habits, to find they are not so far behind him after all...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
ENDA by solaciolum reviews
Shaun and Rebecca discuss some of the finer points of the Employee Non-Discrimination Act with Desmond. Shaun/Desmond, fluff and silliness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Label Denial by Fairady reviews
Having a healthy appreciation for certain things does not mean Shaun has a fetish. Desmond x Shaun.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Of Italians and Noisy Nights Out by Trebla reviews
Rebecca and Shaun head to the bar for a night of drinking and a much-needed break, but things don't go quite as planned...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Rebecca C., Shaun H. - Complete
Meaningless by tanyart reviews
Desmond gets teased for his tacky arm tattoo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
I Can Hear You by Hailey Liddell reviews
One night B just found her on the floor, she claimed it was a bad dream. But when everyone finds out about this "dream" suspicion grows, primarily in robin, as well as curiousity. To anyone who has been reading, all chapters were revised Jan.30
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Raven, Slade
Choke by ImaginingAutumn reviews
There's more to Altair than Malik ever bothered to realize.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Lost In You by SyntheticWinter reviews
I have a bit of a thing for wounded!Desmond C: Shaun topping is pretty fuckin' hot as well. Also, it's really just a PWP so I'm not quite sure what you want me to write here...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Sweet Dream's of Eagle's by Death Escapist reviews
When Altair finds himself in the Jerusalem bureau late at night, he finds he is not the only one that needs comfort.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Everything's Okay by tanyart reviews
The Bleeding Effect in reverse- snatches of Altair's decedents bleeding into him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Altaïr - Complete
Phys by smilebot reviews
For an anon in the AC kink meme !o! AltairxDesmondxEzio, drabble-format: Boys will be boys.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Bleeding Effect by CrazyBloodsucker95 reviews
Desmond is hit by the full force of the bleeding effect and poor Shaun is on the other nd of it, mwahahaha don't like yaoi? guy on guy? then go away and read something else, M rated for later chapter and lots of swearing in italian and latin too
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Take Me on the Floor by livxuponxhope reviews
How can you simply be friends with someone when every time you look at them, you're thinking about how much more you really want? Malik/Altaïr & some Altaïr/Maria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Interrogation by Kokoroitai reviews
Very quickly thought up title. Very quickly written fic. Inspired by Doubleleaf's/Saynomore's picture Vidic/Shaun. Small part Shaun/Desmond. Hope you enjoy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Training Novices by iixne reviews
Altair/Rauf, he's the tutorial guy who asks you to teach his students in AC1. Every time Altair came back to Masyaf Rauf would say the same thing to him, and everytime he did Altair would respond the same way. Why couldn't the man just leave him alone?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Altaïr - Complete
Is That Alright? by Mika'sBlade reviews
Altair is thrown into the future; where he meets Ezio. He knew something wasn't right, but he didn't know he was going to have to meet Ezio Aditore, a hot-headed, rather young assassin. But when everything calms down, what will happen between the two?GAY!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Glasses by MythicElf reviews
Shaun/Des- Desmond is found by Shaun in a rather... compromising position. A little short, rated M for nondescript mature situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Whispers of an Eagle by Vaoni reviews
The five times that Altair was talked about and the one time that Malik defended him. Altair/Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Welcome to My Hell by Fairady reviews
Alex has more problems to deal with than he first realized. Cross x Alex
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
The Last Star In The Sky by wild-sunshine reviews
Being with Shaun is to live something so beautiful, it's like catching a glimpse of another dimension. SLASH Desmond/Shaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Slip by smilebot reviews
AltairxEzio, drabble-format: First is not the worst. At least, according to him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Sobriety in Moderation by alexb49 reviews
Why does everyone always assume Desmond is a *good* bartender? Mature for m/m sexual situations and lots of swearing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Name of a Man, Name of a Horse by The Mad Hatter Effect reviews
Oneshot. It was the same with any instance really, all that history cared to teach were the names of the 'great' ones... Half the time even the victims faded away into obscurity...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Connections by Joveesia reviews
Alex meets Desmond Miles, an escapee from Abstergo. Alex figures that Desmond has the info he needs. What will happen when these two meet? Will become Slash at a later date. Post AC1, Pre AC2, Follows Prototype
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Non Sum Qualis Eram by SeraphicInsanity reviews
A lot could happen in 9 months. A man could meet someone, fall in love and get engaged. In 9 months that very same man could get drafted in a war he never believed in because in 9 months the world could end. Shaun didn't care so much about that last bit..
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M.
Oh No by Fairady reviews
Dana really wishes she'd remembered to close her laptop.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Mutagenesis: The Secret Behind BLACKLIGHT by GrimAltair24 reviews
There’s always a cure to everything...but what about a deadly virus that has the power to kill millions of people, infecting them in the process and turning them into total monsters...There was no way my brother and I could’ve known that a cure existed..
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009
A Traitor's Fate by Syamy reviews
One-shot of Parker's death in the infamous 'hidden' elevator scene. Not finished yet.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010
The Easy Way Out by brilliantmemories reviews
With everything taken away from him, Shaun has only one option that Vidic has proposed to him. It's either all or nothing and with a limited time span, Shaun has to make his choice in a matter of seconds. Oneshot, written to fight a writer's block.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
There's Always Something by Alone Dreaming reviews
He'd probably die. Honestly, he wasn't knowledgeable enough to keep himself alive. Or: Sherlock and John deal with the aftermath of 'A Study in Pink' Spoilers for the unaired pilot episode.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Zombie Pheromones by scythequeen reviews
Zombie pheromones in action. Ellis secretes a scent that attracts the special infected, flipping a switch in their feral brains from rage to arousal. Each chapter is an independent scenario that contains explicit, non consensual, sexual situations.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ellis
The Distance by Saeto reviews
Alex confronts Karen in the elevator. Not as gory as you would expect.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010
Elevator by tasukiseishi reviews
Shaun Hastings and Desmond Miles are trapped in an elevator when the power goes out.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
Distractions by Fairady reviews
As far as Shaun is concerned, Desmond has no right to complain about the lack of privacy. Shaun x Desmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
A Lapse in Memory by Elijah Alexander Jones reviews
Malik is sick of it. He just sits there, silent, dead if it weren't for his shallow breath. All he ever does is stares at that devils toy, papers strung about, a mad gleam in his eye. Malik/Altair. Rated M for gore, language, and sex. Teaser.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Wishful Thinking by tiromu reviews
In the shower, Desmond's imagination runs away with him. solo!Desmond, imagined ShaunxDes. Lemon with a pinch of angst. One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Foolishness by Aerial.Acers reviews
Alex Mercer sees another Supreme Hunter, which means more killing on the streets. When he finally brawls with the monster, he finds out he gets more than he bargained for. SH/Alex, rape involved. Read at your own risk.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Off The Beaten Path by Spiritfoxgirl reviews
When Desmond and Shaun are on a quick errand, Shaun pokes fun at Desmond's masculinity. Desmond gets angry. Warning: Sado/Masochism, spanking, rimming, anal, dirty language, Male/Male
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
White Noise by TheMinttu reviews
Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,145 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Prototype: A Stray Child by The Broken Keyboard reviews
After what Alex had confessed to Dana, she never wanted to see him again. How did Alex vent this out? Killing people, of course. My take on what the confession cutscene. Rated M for massive violence and gore.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Special Magnet by HyperBeamGO reviews
Ellis has alway attracted the special infected to him. But this time it's a whole different story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Smoker, Ellis - Complete
Urge by Mikken05 reviews
What was supposed to be a quick means to satisfy a need turns out a lot better on both ends. AlexDes. Warnings inside.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
The Kill Switch by Naniris reviews
Shortly after post-game, Alex tries to help Dana recover from her coma. But is it too late? And what will everything mean when he can't trust his instincts or his reason to make the right choice? Warning: Explicit descriptions of somewhat gore and biology
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Elizabeth G. - Complete
Ellis, Sweetie, Can This Wait? by testarossa reviews
— • • “Are you trying to hit on me?” “Well… is it working?” ;; Ellis x Rochelle
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ellis, Rochelle - Complete
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Count The Hours reviews
An AU based on John and Sherlock being around 25-30 years old. Sherlock is in an abusive/unhappy relationship and meets Doctor John Watson when his boyfriend gives him a few injuries, warnings inside. Rated M just to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,568 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nothing Without reviews
"Mycroft was a bad brother, Sherlock had always thought as a Always, because Mycroft would never look him in the " - Warnings inside, happy ending!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Different Kind of Road Rage reviews
John sucking off Sherlock in a car, what more is there to say?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Give Up On Me reviews
Sherlock has a problem; John sees it clear as day yet Sherlock refuses to admit it. John's not uncommon with alcohol addiction, he knows what it does and he knows he hates it, so he's determined to help Sherlock from his alcoholism before it's too late. WIP, mature to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Sarah
Scream For Me reviews
EDITED: "I owe you Sherlock." Moriarty smirked wider, "I. Owe. You." - Sherlock and Moriarty are loving each other's hate. Porn with a small plot, edited because I decided to write more. Eventual Johnlock in the last two chapters, but Sheriarty in the first three.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
I Am Become Death, The Destroyer of Worlds reviews
"He was found wandering in a field, a couple of locals reported seeing him; didn't say much on the ride back, by the looks of it he's suffered some sort of trauma." - Post-Reichenbach, warnings inside. SEQUEL NOW UP: Under The Outer Layer (Link in last chapter)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mistress Molly reviews
Molly has a dirty habit. She needs Sherlock Holmes to stop except he is her addiction. Dark!Molly, WIP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
My Boys reviews
Jim Moriarty is kidnapped. But by who, and more importantly, why?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Mrs. Hudson, J. Moriarty - Complete
ESC: Not So Broken reviews
Sherlock had been acting strange since the Irene Adler scenario and John doesn't know why, but he wants to know. If it's not Irene's 'disappearance' that's making Sherlock become more quiet and problematic, then what is? Pairing: Johnlock (more noticeable in later chapters), casefic, angsty and sad. Drug use, mentions of emotional manipulation and bad language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,843 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Irene A. - Complete
Shrug It Off, You'll Be Fine reviews
Roxy's tired of chasing Dirk, and she becomes even more frustrated when she finds out he fancies Jake! But then she has an idea...will it go smoothly or will it go badly? Mainly fluff and friendship, not a oneshot, Roxy/Dirk-onesided, Roxy/Jake.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Roxy L., Dirk S.
Let's Ruin This reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you have offically ruined your brother's life. Take a trip through the bond between Bro and Dave. Stridercest, emotional crap, maybe smut. Updates soon.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
I Want To Die On Your Grave reviews
The death of a boyfriend and a controlling girlfriend brings two guys closer together. Oh yeah, and with the help of an alcoholic friend/cousin-in-law, things might just work out between them. Chaptered, no smut, mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Dear God, Please Let Me Be A Bird reviews
A powerful and breathtaking event between Dirk and Jake. Not a oneshot, non-con rape, m/m, a bit sick and twisted, rather personal. I do not know how to summerise this story, just read it at your own cost of tears. *Nobody dies.*
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Molly's Determination reviews
Shortfic! Molly gathers the courage to tell Sherlock how she feels. Cute romance!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
ESC: Lifting The Detective reviews
EDITED: Part 2/3 of the series ESC. In the process of a rather disturbing case, Sherlock and John discover that they're locked out of the flat. What more could go wrong? No slash, just friendship and a bit of disturbing content. Rated T for safenessism.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
ESC: Trapped reviews
Part 1/3 of the series ESC. Sally Donovan hates small spaces and has a fear of the dark, and it is so unbelievably likely for her to end up getting trapped with Sherlock Holmes in these exact conditions. No no on the pairing, little bit fluffy in a friendship kind of way, no sex, just hurt/comfort.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Wake Me Up When December Ends reviews
Bro's always an emo ass around Decemeber, ever since Dave can remember. He wants to know why, he wants Bro to tell him why he's always likes this in December. He'll find out. Brotherly fluff, kind of a sadstuck, rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Want Something To Drink? reviews
Dirk was obviously too high to register anything, Jake really shouldn't take advantage of this but Dirk was there, sprawled out on the sofa, flushed and breathing heavy. "Jake, f***, I want you." He groaned. -REUPLOADED-
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
To The Principal's Office reviews
Parent's evenings always sucked for Dave, although chilling with Bro was fun. This particular parent's evening though, changes a lot. Oneshot with TWO ENDINGS, Bro/Dave. Mindless pr0n.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
What If reviews
What if Al Mualim was married? What if his wife fell in love with an assassin? No mary sue OCs, I promise you. I do not own anything except my own made up character! *NO MORE UPDATES*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
Love Doesn't Need An Explanation reviews
Sometimes when someone tells you that they love you, it's shocking. But what if you realize you love them back? Humour, no sex, only soppy moments. *NO MORE UPDATES.*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Everyone Cries: Psycho Kate reviews
Everyone cries...But not everyone's /EX/ girlfriend is pyscho. Desmond sees just how much Kate affects Shaun, but doesn't know the whole story, which leads to a plan gone wrong. Whoops? Crying, lil bit of ShaunxDes, T for language, fluff.*NO MORE UPDATES*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Drunkards and British Dick'eads reviews
Desmond just gets a little drunk, which makes a car journey a bit more interesting. Oral, NOT a oneshot, banter, gingeryness, the usual on a sunday night. *STORY IS NO LONGER BEING UPDATED*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Sweetsickles and Miracles reviews
Humanstuck: Tavros has recently moved in with Gamzee, he's been thinking about his times with Gamzee, this leads to some serious tension for his flatmate. Gamzee doesn't seem to mind either. ONESHOT!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Just Love Me reviews
Inspired by Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park. "Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you have a very large and very effectionate crush on JAKE ENGLISH." - Jake and Dirk oneshot, just sadness and love.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Something Incredible Not Worth Having reviews
A call from Roxy late at night isn't unusual, but tonight, something's up. Slight romance/friendship/hurt&comfort, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
A sweet little Christmas oneshot for all you ShaunxDes fans.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
No Rest for the Insane reviews
Oneshot on Subject Sixteen/Clay. These voices are telling him things...Is he really insane? Or just crazy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Clay K./Subject 16 - Complete
Cold Blood reviews
Desmond wants to know why Shaun hates him so much and wants to confess his 'liking' for the Brit, but it all goes wrong when the screwdriver is risen. "It feels good to be a cold, heartless Templar." Not-so-romantic Oneshot, nasty twist.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
I Never Got to Say It: This is War reviews
Shaun and Desmond finally see their feelings, but it's too late. Inspired by the song This is War by 30 Seconds to Mars. Sad fanfiction, prepare yourself.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Tea With A Hint Of Honey reviews
Shaun needs a break, but refuses to do so. When he finally decides to take one, Desmond has other ideas instead of a nice cup of tea - Oneshooooot!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Delusional Nighttimes reviews
Desmond gets embarassed by Shaun infront of the girls, but when Shaun goes to apologise, he gets a surprise. Oneshot, Yaoi, DesxShaun, oral, banter and gingeryness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
And He Wrote His Love In Blood reviews
One message in blood makes Malik realize that he doesn't hate Altair. SAD STORY, GRAB A TISSUE!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Al Mualim's Lesson reviews
'The boy, Altair, aged 17 now, was very vunerable. He was also naive to the ones who he looked up to. Maybe Al Mualim could use this as an advantage...' Rated M because of rape, do not read if you don't like rape! I do not own anything, Assassin's Creed belongs to Ubisoft!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Altaïr, Al Mualim - Complete