Author has written 18 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Twilight, Vampire Academy, Pokémon, Fairy Tail, and Hunger Games.
YES! IT IS OFFICIAL!!! I AM NOW AND FOREVER KNOWN AS MRS UCHIHA-FULLBUSTER!!!! SORRY LADIES AND GENTS, I'M TAKEN, AND SO ARE THEY!!!! GRAY AND SASUKE ARE MINE!!!!! MWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! FORVER A FAIRY TAIL ROMANCE!!!!!!!
HI everyone. Just want you all to know that I have a created a profile for my most epic fanfic ever. You can find a link here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5523319/Llama-sMostEpicFFEver
Hi. My taken name is Autumn Pledge, but I have an evil personality who is referred to as Fall Promise. I used to be an assassin, until my family, who was mortal, died because I fell in love with the target and refused to kill him.
Hi. I published my first fictionpress story, so heres the link if anyone wants to check it out: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3101350/1/Maltatione-Temporum-I-Winter
OK, sorry, if this annoys you. But last night, I met Derek Landy, and handed him my fanfiction, A Bad Birthday, and was like, "I wrote this."
I would be happy, if anyone wanted to collaberate, to write a story with someone. Just PM me and let me know
Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (When am I supposed to dry my hair then? Definitely not when I'm awake. That's just stupid)
Bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX) Do not turn upside down. (A bit late)
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts and out of the driving seat)
Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (I would hope!)
Toshiba laptop: Warning: do not microwave. (Microwaved laptop is my favourite food!)
Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
String of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: May contain nuts. (May?)
American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
Child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Does that mean Superman can't really fly? *Breaks down in tears*)
Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (Why not? Let's test)
Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. (Toilets always get blocked around power lines)
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill. (It's worth a try...)
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets. (Really? I thought cats only go to the toilet right where you have to walk)
Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. (Yeah, definitely not flammable)
Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children
Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. (Om nom)(Wait, would that make the ice cream awesome colours?!!!)
Wet-Nap: Directions: Tear open packet and use. (How?)
Stridex Foaming Face Wash; May contain foam. (Gee, I wonder where they got that idea from)
Bic Lighter; Ignite lighter away from face. (Why? Will I melt?) (Possibly, if I ever get plasatic surgery *shudders*)
Komatsu Floodlight; This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
Mattress; Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Well, that mouth is big enough)
Earplugs; These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (I would never've guessed!)
Matches; Caution: Contents may catch fire. (They should stop making flammable matches)
Pepper Spray; Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes
Rain Gauge; Suitable for outdoor use. (Unless you have a really leaky ceiling)
RCA Television Remote Control; Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire
Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption (Even for Finnick and Percy?)
Home Depot Treated Lumber; Do not consume
Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain.
Camera; This camera will only work when film is inside.
Silk Soy Milk; Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner; Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioner out of windows.
Slush Puppy Cup; This ice may be cold
Nabisco Easy Cheese ;For best results, remove cap.
Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Blanket from Taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado
Cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
Infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Hair Dryer; Do not use in shower.
Hand-held Massaging Device; Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
A toilet at a public sports facility; Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists; Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter; Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer; Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow; Not intended for highway use.
Can of self-defense pepper spray; May irritate eyes.
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"; Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
A frisbee Warning: May contain small parts.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush; Do not use orally.
A birthday card for a 1 year old; Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Heated seat cushion; Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Electric Cattle Prod; For use on animals only. (My brother counts, right?)
Can of air freshener; For use by trained personnel only.
Silly Putty; Do not use as ear plugs.
Knife sharpening stone; Warning: knives are sharp! (Hopefully)
Rat Poison; Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Portable stroller; Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Sign at a railroad station; Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (I think people would die of laughter as soon as they get within reading distance)
Package of dice; Not for human consumption.
Shipment of hammers; May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer; Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle; Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Box of bottle rockets; Do not put in mouth.
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack; Remove plastic before eating.
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean; Do not drive cars in ocean.
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert; Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Bus Stop; No stopping or standing.
Credit card statement; Payment is due by the due date.
Laundromat triple washer; No small children. (But hey, there're so muddy, you can't actually see whether or not they're children)
Sign on a lampost; Avoid walking into (My friend was so distracted by this sign that she walked into it)
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11; Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper; Instructions: usage known.
Car Manual; In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Espresso Kettle; The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
T.V. manual; Do not pour liquids into your television set. (It makes Discovery Channel sound weird)
Label on a hammer; Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
VCR box; Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Toilet brush; Do not use for personal hygiene.
Black rubber fishing worm; Not for human consumption.
Furniture Wipes; Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet; This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Lawnmower Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning (Dun dun duh-dun)
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle; Do not open here. (Good idea! Why didn't I think of that...)
Bottle of bathtub cleaner; For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Container of lighter fluid; WARNING: Contents flammable!
Box of household nails; CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it; Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Woolite carpet cleaner; Safe for carpets, too!
Box of Frosted Cheerio's The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
Container of salt Warning: High in sodium
Hose Nozzle; Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels.
If anyone reads these (I know I do) My mum and stepdad got married and it was a total surprise.As in didn't find out until two hours before.
"Pets have feelings too"
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.(that's true about me and my friends)
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer!
If you spent most of your eleventh year on this earth waiting for an owl to come and say you've been accepted into Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you feel like poking someone right now, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a complete nutjob and proud of it copy this into your profile.
Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but that's still on the list.
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
I copied all these things from another person's profile though and I loved these things...I was like LMAO
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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!
I bid thee farewell