Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex
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Joined 12-13-10, id: 2654993, Profile Updated: 11-09-14
Author has written 18 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Twilight, Vampire Academy, Pokémon, Fairy Tail, and Hunger Games.

YES! IT IS OFFICIAL!!! I AM NOW AND FOREVER KNOWN AS MRS UCHIHA-FULLBUSTER!!!! SORRY LADIES AND GENTS, I'M TAKEN, AND SO ARE THEY!!!! GRAY AND SASUKE ARE MINE!!!!! MWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! FORVER A FAIRY TAIL ROMANCE!!!!!!!

HI everyone. Just want you all to know that I have a created a profile for my most epic fanfic ever. You can find a link here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5523319/Llama-sMostEpicFFEver
It's not up yet, but please keep an eye out for it.
Regards, llamalovesdragons

Hi. My taken name is Autumn Pledge, but I have an evil personality who is referred to as Fall Promise. I used to be an assassin, until my family, who was mortal, died because I fell in love with the target and refused to kill him.

Hi. I published my first fictionpress story, so heres the link if anyone wants to check it out: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3101350/1/Maltatione-Temporum-I-Winter

OK, sorry, if this annoys you. But last night, I met Derek Landy, and handed him my fanfiction, A Bad Birthday, and was like, "I wrote this."
And hes like, "Whats it called?"
Me "A Bad Birthday"
Derek "A bad Birthday"
Me "It's Skulduggery's Birthday"
Then my friend flik was like "Rebirthday, kind of thing."
Derek "Abad Birthday."
Then I'm thinking about what a bad idea this was, then...
Derek "I've heard about this on the internet."
And I broke down and started crying. I was in shock so bad.I was shaking and crying and he's sitting there awkwardly and my friends are trying not to laugh.
Then I came second in a costume competition as Valkyrie. I had the stick and everything.
I hope I don't sound like I'm bragging. Sorry if I do.

I would be happy, if anyone wanted to collaberate, to write a story with someone. Just PM me and let me know

Stupid Labels

Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (When am I supposed to dry my hair then? Definitely not when I'm awake. That's just stupid)

Bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX) Do not turn upside down. (A bit late)

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts and out of the driving seat)

Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (I would hope!)

Toshiba laptop: Warning: do not microwave. (Microwaved laptop is my favourite food!)

Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

String of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: May contain nuts. (May?)

American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

Child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Does that mean Superman can't really fly? *Breaks down in tears*)

Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (Why not? Let's test)

Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. (Toilets always get blocked around power lines)

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill. (It's worth a try...)

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets. (Really? I thought cats only go to the toilet right where you have to walk)

Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. (Yeah, definitely not flammable)

Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. (Om nom)(Wait, would that make the ice cream awesome colours?!!!)

Wet-Nap: Directions: Tear open packet and use. (How?)

Stridex Foaming Face Wash; May contain foam. (Gee, I wonder where they got that idea from)

Bic Lighter; Ignite lighter away from face. (Why? Will I melt?) (Possibly, if I ever get plasatic surgery *shudders*)

Komatsu Floodlight; This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

Mattress; Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Well, that mouth is big enough)

Earplugs; These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (I would never've guessed!)

Matches; Caution: Contents may catch fire. (They should stop making flammable matches)

Pepper Spray; Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes

Rain Gauge; Suitable for outdoor use. (Unless you have a really leaky ceiling)

RCA Television Remote Control; Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption (Even for Finnick and Percy?)

Home Depot Treated Lumber; Do not consume

Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain.

Camera; This camera will only work when film is inside.

Silk Soy Milk; Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner; Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioner out of windows.

Slush Puppy Cup; This ice may be cold

Nabisco Easy Cheese ;For best results, remove cap.

Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food

Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

Blanket from Taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado

Cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Hair Dryer; Do not use in shower.

Hand-held Massaging Device; Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

A toilet at a public sports facility; Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists; Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter; Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Toner cartridge for a laser printer; Do not eat toner.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow; Not intended for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray; May irritate eyes.

Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"; Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

A frisbee Warning: May contain small parts.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush; Do not use orally.

A birthday card for a 1 year old; Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Heated seat cushion; Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Electric Cattle Prod; For use on animals only. (My brother counts, right?)

Can of air freshener; For use by trained personnel only.

Silly Putty; Do not use as ear plugs.

Knife sharpening stone; Warning: knives are sharp! (Hopefully)

Rat Poison; Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Portable stroller; Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Sign at a railroad station; Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (I think people would die of laughter as soon as they get within reading distance)

Package of dice; Not for human consumption.

Shipment of hammers; May be harmful if swallowed.

Manual for an SGI computer; Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle; Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

Box of bottle rockets; Do not put in mouth.

Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack; Remove plastic before eating.

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean; Do not drive cars in ocean.

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert; Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Bus Stop; No stopping or standing.

Credit card statement; Payment is due by the due date.

Laundromat triple washer; No small children. (But hey, there're so muddy, you can't actually see whether or not they're children)

Sign on a lampost; Avoid walking into (My friend was so distracted by this sign that she walked into it)

Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11; Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Can of black pepper; Instructions: usage known.

Car Manual; In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Espresso Kettle; The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

T.V. manual; Do not pour liquids into your television set. (It makes Discovery Channel sound weird)

Label on a hammer; Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

VCR box; Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

Toilet brush; Do not use for personal hygiene.

Black rubber fishing worm; Not for human consumption.

Furniture Wipes; Do not use for a baby wipe.

Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet; This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

Lawnmower Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning (Dun dun duh-dun)

Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle; Do not open here. (Good idea! Why didn't I think of that...)

Bottle of bathtub cleaner; For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Container of lighter fluid; WARNING: Contents flammable!

Box of household nails; CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it; Direction #1: Remove plastic.

Woolite carpet cleaner; Safe for carpets, too!

Box of Frosted Cheerio's The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."

Container of salt Warning: High in sodium

Hose Nozzle; Do not spray into electrical outlet.

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels.


If anyone reads these (I know I do) My mum and stepdad got married and it was a total surprise.As in didn't find out until two hours before.

"Pets have feelings too"
I saw a litle dog today
It was so sad that he had to pay
For his master's anger and drunkness
All the dog wants is some love and a kiss
I kept on hoping that he would run away
And go somewhere where he could play
And have a master that really cares
Who won't try to rip him apart like bears
But of course the dog stayed
And I watched as he layed
As his mater came and kicked him
Again and again, untill his eyes were dim
The dog won't run away
He will stay
And forgive his master again again
Even though he gets locked out in rain
Tears filled my eyes as I watched this little dog
I could kill his master with a log
For being such a stupid, uncaring, evil beast
I hate him, to say the least
Because he just doesn't care
And it's not fair
I care, like others do
Because pets have feelings too
I hate animal abuse! If you are like me and hate it too, copy and paste that poem onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.(that's true about me and my friends)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer!

If you spent most of your eleventh year on this earth waiting for an owl to come and say you've been accepted into Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you feel like poking someone right now, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a complete nutjob and proud of it copy this into your profile.

Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

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1. Know how to make you smile when you are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence

4. Give you the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you

6. Play with your hair

7. His hands always find yours

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork

11. Never run out of love

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts

16. Smile a lot

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but that's still on the list.

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

I copied all these things from another person's profile though and I loved these things...I was like LMAO

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.

Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

I bid thee farewell

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Sons of War by TheLastRider reviews
When Eragon and Saphira disappear in the middle of a battle, Murtagh and Thorn alone discover their prisons. Unwilling to tell the Varden, but still slaves, they must keep this secret from Galbatorix while hunting for a way to be freed. Murtagh's only two legged companion, a half mad elf given to him as a reward, tries to help- but can the sons of war be freed? Bk 4
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 88 - Words: 207,660 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh, King Galbatorix
The Ninja Dragon Master by Drakai reviews
Eragon find a dead Sloan at Hellgrind, but there is another presence nearby. Starting from the beginning of Brisingr.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Naruto U., Eragon S.
Bella's Secret by RainbowSquirrellJump05 reviews
Bella Swan has a secret. She doesn't really love Edward, she's using him to become a vampire. There is someone else though...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Bella, Edward, OC
An Enemy's Heart by Restrained.Freedom reviews
Post Brisingr: Murtagh and Thorn are recently free, and await the Varden's decision. Will they be allowed to aid in the battle against the king? Inspired by LOTRRanger's story 'Overcome,' which can be found in my "Favorites" list.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Murtagh, Thorn
Skulduggery Pleasant and the curse of the immortal dead by Sapphire Iota reviews
Skulduggery only wanted her to go to school for one day. And look what happened. Mind-readers, dead people, disciples of the Faceless Ones and a curse. Oh, and Skulduggery has one week to save Valkyrie. How will the duo make it out of this one? (Not abandoned, I swear.)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,218 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
To Little Too Late by Paigeeykins reviews
The story of what would of happened if Jacob was too late to save Bella from Laurant. Rated T just in case... up for adoption!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Proposal by Paigeeykins reviews
Ahh, i'm nervous. This is my first fanfic, a story about Valkyrie and Fletcher. i bet you can't guess what its about! Disclaimer:i do not own Skulduggery Pleasent,or any of its charicters! please rate and review! Adopted by badwolfspriness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R.
Meeting The Doe by Paigeeykins reviews
A twoshot about James and Lily. In this Lily is goof at transfiguration, I got fed up with reading loads of stories were she wasn't. one in James' piont of veiw, and the other in Lily's. Enjoy! xx Rated T just incase!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Glimpse into the future by Paigeeykins reviews
This story in in responce to a challange Anne-Lilian posted. About James Potter and Lily Evens. Rated T just incase! Full sumery inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Some random questions by Sapphire Iota reviews
One of those quiz things. You know, where there's a list of characters, and some random questions, and the answers either make you ROFL for half and hour or run away to try and erase the horrible images from your mind :) Hope you like
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
Skulduggery and the Theatre by Shadowdawn199 reviews
Just a crazy little two-shot, in which Skulduggery gets drunk after a particularly interesting encounter with a special kind of mage. And of course, there is singing and setting fire to heads, and much rolling about on the floor and laughing on the parts of Valkryie, Ghastly and Ravel. And the aftermath of all this? Well… you'll have to find out, won't you?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Ghastly B., Erskine R. - Complete
Race against Sinnoh by Robs The Universal Warrior reviews
We have followed Ash since the start of his journey till Unova. This story we follow a young trainer who makes new friends, experiences new adventures and defeats the gyms of Sinnoh. Follow Matt and his Pokemon journey to become the very best! LOOKING FOR A GUY TRAVELLING PARTNER
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Matt/Ushio
Beginning A New Era by Robs The Universal Warrior reviews
Ash Ketchum and his faithful Pokémon Pikachu travel though to different regions with many friends and Pokémon, but this story we don't follow Ash, we follow trainers on their journeys hoping one day to become top trainer/coordinator. ON HOLD
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012
Alagaësia's New Dragon by Commentaholic - Alpha 02 reviews
Brand was walking home from school one day when his iPod started piping out a strange dialect. Next thing he knew, he was dumped rather unceremoniously into the realm of Alagaësia. Oh, and did I mention that he's a dragon now? How will he cope with these new changes, and will he be able to resist the foreknowledge and instincts he now possesses? OCxSaphira. Rated T for now.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,960 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Saphira
Unexpected by SHELBMAC reviews
Picks up after Brisingr- Story line not related to Inheritance- 30 chapters and still going strong. 12,000 views, 15 followers! Ending soon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,201 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010
Edoc'sil by wildskysong reviews
SEQUEL TO ELDUNARI. Following the devastation of the last battle, the Varden tries to pick up the pieces as bitter enmity fractures the ranks. All are keeping secrets, some more deadly than others. And where is the Vault of Souls?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,651 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Dark Hope by haileygrl reviews
Rose returns home to experience the loss of her fellow classmates when an attack on St. Vlad's occurs. She will travel the distance with Dimitri and the rest of the gang to uncover secrets of the past as well as a whole new world of Strigio. Enjoy! :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Daughter of Vrael by SHELBMAC reviews
Starting 110 years before Eragon's birth and 10 years before the Fall of the Riders. Follow Telsy as she trains with Brom, Galbatorix, Morzan, etc! 550 views.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010
Overcome by LOTRRanger reviews
Ever since she witnessed her family's murder at Morzan's hand, Siobhan has been terrified of dragons and their Riders. Eleven years later, she is a young healer among the Varden. What will happen when Murtagh is placed under her care?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,560 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Murtagh
Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked by winchesetr reviews
Magic is a disease. Kitana and her friends recieve magic, becoming far too powerful for their own good. Corrupt, evil, and set on destroying the city and then the world , the duo detectives must stop them for good, while facing the trouble of staying hidden from the public eye.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
A trip to Remember by loz191 reviews
What happens when the characters from Twilight and the characters from Vampire go on a vaction in the same place? Will a fight break out or will there be peace? Read to find out.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Bella, Rose H.
I'm Sick of Knowing What you did Last Summer! by loz191 reviews
What happens when 3 teenagers are obsessed with I Know What You Did Last Summer so much so, that they write a parody? Well here is your answer. WARNING contains sexual references and explicit course language... well kinda.
I Know What You Did Last Summer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Julie J., Ben W.
Skulduggery Pleasant:The Last Revenge by winchesetr reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are the top best crime-fighting, magic wielding duo detectives. But when Skulduggery goes missing, it's up to Valkyrie to find him before it's too late. Enemies are everywhere, and not everyone might live this time.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Iruka Adventures by EvilMentalHamster reviews
Iruka wants to be of importance... will he ever get his wish and set out on his Iruka Adventures? Yes... yes he will... But they wont be very good
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Iruka U.
The Akatsuki Group Meeting by EvilMentalHamster reviews
The Akatsuki have to have a group meeting to discuss things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Bella's a vampire? by loz191 reviews
What happens when Edward thinks Bella is cheating on him? Little does Edward Know Bella is really a vampire and the two guys he saw in the photo are Bella's brothers, Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Bella runs away to Mystic falls, will Elena get jealous? R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Damon
Falling for Ginga's Cousins by BlueButterflyKisses84 reviews
I need a better title and a better summary... What happens when Tsubasa falls for Ginga's cousin and Ginga's protective of her? And they find out Masamune is dating another of Ginga's cousins? RxR. Tsubasa/OC, Masamune/OC, Ginga/Kyouya and becomes Kyouya/Nile
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Tsubasa O., Masamune
The Greatest Pain by Princess Arya reviews
The greatest pain, is loosing your other half. When Eragon looses Saphira, will he be able to keep his sanity and defeat the evil king? Or will he be plundged deep into the world of insanity, where the evil king wins? PLEASE R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,120 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Eragon S.
Over Breakfast by BlueButterflyKisses84 reviews
Madoka, Tsubasa and Yu go out early in the morning, leaving Ginga and Masamune home alone together. MasamunexGinga. Don't like, don't read. I don't own anything except the plot
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Ginga H., Masamune - Complete
Voldemort's Birthday Party by RedandBlack24601 reviews
Today is Voldemort's Birthday, and, unknown to him, his Death Eaters have thrown him a surprise party. Chaos and hilarity ensues, as Voldemort participates in such games as Pin the Scar on Harry Potter and Prank Calling the Ministry. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Althea by Princess Arya reviews
What would happen if Selena gave birth to a daughter and named her Althea, and the green dragon egg had been stolen instead? Well, things would change in the world of Alegaësia dramatically. Read to find out.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Games with Eragon! and friends by Princess Arya reviews
After the war Eragon, Murtagh, Nasuada, and Arya have nothing to do. What happens when they decide to play games from there long forgotten childhood? possible romance in latter chapters
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011
Brom's Story by Eragonfan101 reviews
Everyone has a back story. Even Brom
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011
Dead World Rising by JAtkins reviews
Magic sends Eragon and Saphira to parts unknown. First Writing attempt
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011
Like We Once Were by TheLastRider reviews
Murtagh hopes that someday he and Eragon can be friends- like they once were. This shows Murtagh's regret, bitterness, hatred, and hope, even in his miserable life. Poem form, two shots. Please read and review! Will only take a minute! Flame if you want!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Vampire Academy Therapy by loz191 reviews
What happens when Rose is forced to run therapy sessions along with her friends...and Stan? Some funny stuff thats what. Fill out a form to get started! This story is also written by Natroxz...BFFL! Rated teen just to make sure :P
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Brisingr Shur'tugal by Aramus Shurtugal reviews
As the end of the long war with Galbatorix draws near, doubts are confronted, secrets revealed; prophecies fulfilled. "We stand upon the edge of a knife, one breath, and all ends."
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Eragon S., Saphira
Septimus vs Harry by I love Magyk reviews
Jenna is planning an event that involves two great wizards. Her adopted brother Septimus Heap. And Harry Potter. The two will compete to find out who the better wizard is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009
Reunion by TheLastRider reviews
After so long apart, Camp Half Blood simply hopes Annabeth and Percy can be happy again. But will he even remember her? One shot, with several chapters from different POVs, of Annabeth and Percy's reunion. Please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Fainting Robin by Erfquake reviews
Eragon had failed; Galbatorix stabbed him - but that wasn't suppose to happen. Under some unusual circumstances, Eragon is sent back, before the Fall. Given a second chance, Eragon will fix everything, and save everyone - including Arya. Time will change.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,320 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Igneus by wildskysong reviews
Latin for 'burning'. A choice changes Eragon for the worse and he finds himself trapped in the darkness, the King's slave. Everyone he loves, save Saphira, is long dead by his hand. Will he live in the dark forever? dark!Eragon, full summ at my profile.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Eragon S.
Arya's Wyrda by Mistygurl101 reviews
"Throw me, Glaedr commanded and Eragon tossed the Eldunari high in the air where it shattered into a million little pieces." Arya's Wyrda is complete.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,285 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Confrontations by Restrained.Freedom reviews
Oneshot. This is a roleplay story that turned out interesting enough that I decided to post it as my first story. I do have the permission of my friend Winter to post it. But I do not have permission from C.P. May add chapter with other characters.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada
The twin dragon by NarutoEragonfanfics reviews
Coinciding with Eragon and maybe later Eldest and Brisingr. Twin brother and sister together hatch a single egg, and this dragon will be one of the most powerful yet. What if Eragon, Murtagh and Galbatorix had a secret enemy hidden among the mountains?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011
Twilight Marked adopted from NotSoSlightlyCrazy by bellaboot reviews
ADOPTED! During NM Bella gets Marked and sent to the Tulsa House of Night and becomes friends with Zoey and the gang. But, what happens when the Cullens show up? And Jake? B/? AU a little OOC
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009
Raised a Ranger by LupusSorani reviews
18 years after the end of book 8, Isabel, Will's daughter is about to be apprenticed. She is mischievous, a troublemaker, and loves showing up battle school apprentices.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Total Drama Ninja by EvilMentalHamster reviews
The ninja from Naruto take part in Total Drama Island. Hiatus and open to new author. Just contact me.
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jiraiya
Awaiting Twilight by Alicabell reviews
Awaiting Twilight, is Twilight through Alice's eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Alice
Unopened Doors by wildskysong reviews
Five Things That Never Happened to the Eragon characters, and the one thing that did. Drabble series, ongoing, taking requests. Chapter 4 up, Roran. Please review! Rated T for dark themes. Really dark themes, and angst. Lots of angst, and... other stuff.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Skulduggery Pleasant and the World of Eragon by Kaeldra Bluejay reviews
What would happen if Eragon was brought into the world of Skulduggery Pleasant? How would Skulduggery and the gang manage with a very confused and powerful Dragon and Rider? Set just after Mortal Coil.
Crossover - Eragon & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Eragon, Skulduggery P.
Will's Apprentice List by samfriz45 reviews
As an apprentice Will kept a notebook full of all the rules that an apprentice should live by. Full of humor and old jokes. First Ranger's Apprentice fanfic!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Gilan by samfriz45 reviews
The story of Gilan as an apprentice. From first meeting Halt to graduating to the Merdic Fief many years later. Full of wit, humour, and of course, so much more.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009
The Assassins of Araluen by samfriz45 reviews
When Alyss finds Horace near death in the middle of a field, she, Will, and Evanlyn must set out on a dangerous quest to find out who is murdering the knights of Araluen... but will it be enough? Will Horace surive? And why are the knights being attacked?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Will, Alyss
Crying in the Rain by REn cI ShA ShoU. Mercy-Killer reviews
Valkyrie Cain is still crying for Skulduggery Pleasant. That is, until she meets someone who could help her get him back.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Jessica Ketchum: The Pokemon Ranger by samfriz45 reviews
Ash's little sister Jessica is heading out to Almia to study as a Pokemon Ranger. She's determined not to fail and to become one of the best Ranger's of all time... but there's a twist: Gary Oak. Follows the DS Game, but major twists!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Keith/Dazzle
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Eldunari by wildskysong reviews
Oromis and Glaedr are dead, leaving Eragon alone in a turbulent world. When he is captured by Galbatorix's new pets and separated from Saphira, can he rely on his brother and some new friends to get him out? And what lurks in the Spine? COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,483 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Eragon book 4Eldunari by Eragonfannick reviews
My Version of Eragon book 4-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Book 4 by Gavin25 reviews
Just book 4. Pretty unoriginal. Thank you all reviewers! Review if you want, appreciated.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Eragon S., Arya
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant and the Odd Coincidence by Lady Alyss reviews
Skulduggery going up against destiny, his creator and an old... acquaintaince, if that's what you can call it anyway. Enjoy.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Charlie Swan is taking 'Parental Control! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
So we all know MTV's 'Parental Control? *Evil Minions nod heads* And we all know Charlie HATES Edward? *more nodding* So he's taking control! But who is the contestant pale with the obviously fake moustache? And why does he look so familiar?....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
a unicorned twilight by 7andthefluff reviews
charlie the unicorn and twilight cast
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jacob, Edward
The Graveyard by Polymath girl reviews
Book 4 - Alternative Ending
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Very Serious Scene by Polymath girl reviews
Alternative Scene from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Bet by Flamepaw reviews
The Storl brothers challenge Percy, Annabeth and Grover to a laughing contest. They have to listen to a hundred PJO related jokes without laughing. Do you think you can not laugh? Then Read and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/26/2009
Skulduggery Pleasant: Origins of Darkness by Satsuma Joe reviews
A prequal to the Skulduggery Pleasant Series.A terrifying war is about to start between good and evil, but who will win.And what fate awaits Skulduggery and his family.I am afraid you will have to read to find out what happens.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The Bonds That Bind by mysticLegend11 reviews
MurtaghOC Jeannette is a servant to Murtagh, but as time elapses, she becomes entangled into a web of love, conflict, and hatred. RECONTINUED AFTER A YEAR-LONG HIATUS.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,175 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007
The Tales and Tribulations of Eragon by mr dood92 reviews
The war was over Galbatorix was dead and only he was sad. M for future chapters.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Eragon S.
Abigail, the next rider by GrahamPegg reviews
A girl stumbles upon a dragon egg, and it hatches for her! Takes place after Brisingr. Im a TERRIBLE summary writer. FIRST FIC! PLZ R&R! BRISINGR SPOILERS!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008
Brisingr! by mr dood92 reviews
Eragon and Murtagh square off for the final time.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
The Other Side to the Story by webbswoman reviews
Murtagh's thoughts. BRISINGR SPOILERS.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Eragon's Lover by ReiMin09 reviews
There is a new girl in Alagaesia that wasn't there before. She finds Eragon and she needs his help. This takes place in the middle of Eragon the book. movie&book based.trying to make more book than movie
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006
Brisingr: Eragon Aflame! by Anda Faith reviews
A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
The Aftermath by hkwlba reviews
After Eldest. Murtagh, Eragon and Katrina's POV.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006
Too Damn Hot by hkwlba reviews
A monster lurks in the darkness. Its name? Read to find out...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
A New Rider is Born by Wickedly-Wonderful reviews
The sequel to MY version of ELDEST!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
Harry Potter and the Purple Llamas by Coventina reviews
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PURPLE LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Harry P.
Housecleaning by Silverlake Elf reviews
A short little fic written to cheer up a friend. Involves Lucius Malfoy, interesting magazines, and solving that pesky problem of finding a good maid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Lucius M.
Boxers or Briefs by Coventina reviews
An examination of what the Character of Harry Potter wear under it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2002
Dear Diary by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE SHOT (books 1-4) Ginny's sixth year, seen through her diary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Unfinished Tales by Coventina reviews
Basically a collection of ficlets about things JKR mentions but never developes upon. I'm working on chapter 2, Ron's Mom's fifth Cousin who is an Accountant
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002
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A Reversed Fairy Tail reviews
I really haven't got anything for this. But basically, Team Natsu Other Fairy Tail mages run into themselves, but they're all the opposite gender. Better than it sounds. Please R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2014
A Trip to Remember: Revamped reviews
The Cullens have decided to take a holiday following the events of Breaking Dawn, so head for two weeks of relaxation and, er, sun. The Vampire Academy also decide to take a break from the stresful, day to day activites of their lives. Orginally Loz191's story, but she gave it to me after she suffered severe writers block.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Rose H.
Strangers in Earthland
Two girls somehow end up in Earthland, home of the mage guild Fairy Tail. What happens will hopefully end in laughter, fun and a large dab of craziness. Please R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,931 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D.
50 Shades of Skulduggery Pleasant reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. 50 oneshots of Skulduggery Pleasant relationships... with a twist. Read to find out what happens.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2014
Skulduggery's and Friends 10 Favourite Adventures reviews
Skulduggery's and Friends 10 favourite adventures is basically what it is. 10 oneshots filled with laughter, mayham and healthy does of magic and Skulduggery wit. Simple as that. Please R&R. Full title inside. *Complete*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Inheritance- Book 4 reviews
The Varden are continuing on to Urubaen, where they hope to defeat the Evil King. An ending to the epic cycle in which we find if Eragon can defeat his most dangerous foe...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,901 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira
Dead Men's Truth reviews
The truth is out. Now bad things are happening. Skulduggery and Valkyrie must run if they have any chance of surviving what is to come. And the Sanctuary's declaring war on Ireland, everything has been coming to this. Set after TMS. Please R&R.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Tanith L., B-R. Sanguine
The Darquessed Hour reviews
based after the events of the eighth book, so will contain spoilers. Please Read and Review.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie’s Reflection, Dexter V., Saracen R.
What If reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie have somehow gone back in time, to the days of the war with Mevolent. Faced with a choice, Skulduggery disappears, and Valkyrie must team up with his living self in order to find him before he does something stupid.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
When Skulduggery Met Ghastly reviews
The threat of Pirates is very real, so Skulduggery sets out with Dexter Vex to eliminate them. Along the way, a scarred, boxing tailor joins them. *Complete*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Skulduggery P., Ghastly B., Dexter V. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfic- Redone reviews
It's back. You'r favourite chatroom fanfic is back and has been redone to suit the picky rules of fanfiction. So enjoy. The same chapters, but different. Please read and review.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The 1st Magical Hunger Games reviews
Pamen is magical. The mortals have crushed the mages (unusual, yes, but...) and are forcing them to compete in a magical Hunger Games. The mages must fight to the death in an unbound arena, where anything goes... If this one goes well, there may just be a sequel.
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012
The Rainbow League reviews
After the Sinnoh League, Ash heads home. As he walks into Pallet Town, he see's a flyer for a new competition, The Rainbow League. A challenge with a difference. Please R&R.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Don't Mention the Word Vampire reviews
What happens when the Vampire Acadmey crew meet up with the people who have saved the world multiple times? Thats right, none other than our favourite detecting pair, Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain. Madness ensures as Rose and Lissa, as well as the others, help Skulduggery and Valkyrie solve yet another mystery. Set after Kindom of the Wicked and Last Sacrafice. Please R&R.
Crossover - Vampire Academy & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Rose H., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Revenge reviews
A murder. Nothing unusual in the day to day lives of Valkryie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant. But when the killer seems to be targeting the Elders of Sanctuary's around the world, it becomes a race to save the lives of two Elder Mages close to them. A collaberation between llamalovesdragons and September Silver. Please R&R.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Cedie reviews
After the Varden captured Feinster, tensions run high in Belatona. And a young girl named Cedie gets a stone from a travelling merchant, a stone that an old man claims is a dragon egg... Set between Brisingr and Inheritance. Please read and review.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012
Immortal Souls reviews
Sequel to A bad Birthday, contains no spoilers, but if you haven't read it, it would be best to read chapter 15. Tanith is back and Skulduggery and Valkyrie have to find a way to rid her of the Remment, while keeping the balance of the world in check. You know, business as usual. Please R&R
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
A Bad Birthday reviews
Skulduggery's really bad birthday. All there is to it. please R&R *Complete*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete