Meir Brin
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Joined 09-09-02, id: 265516, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

NOTICE: To those of you who have contacted me in the past, my email has changed. Please send all messages to the new address.

I am a fanwriter of the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings persuasion. I like my characters well-rounded, my dialogue clever and interesting, and my plots well done. I like my 'fics de-Sued, my parodies original, and my pairings plausible.

If you're here for HFA, then yes, you're in the right place.


I'm back!

I know, I know. Here is an FAQ that should cover most of it:

Q: What happened?

A: College happened.

Q: Are you going to finish writing HFA?

A: That's the plan.

Q: Are you going to finish writing Suelove?

A: ...Maybe.

Q: Did you know your formatting's all messed up?

A: Yes, I see that. I'll try to fix it at some point.

Q: You made a ton of spelling/grammar mistakes in HFA I! How dare you! I demand blood!

A: ...yes. I looked back on HFA I the other day and cringed. It was my first fic, and I apologize for all of the mistakes in there. Am I going to fix them? Probably not. Unfortunately, with the Internet you can all peruse what probably should have stayed in my desk drawer. Even so, I enjoyed writing it and I hope that nothing was too egregious to stop you from enjoying reading it.

Q: ...can I still enroll in HFA?

A: If you must. I am still wading through the backlog of enrollments for HFA, though, so don't expect anything immediate.

Q: Can I request/report a Mini-Aragog?

A: Yes, but I'm afraid I've given up keeping track of them.

Ye Obligatorie Works in Progrefs:

1. "Master Suelove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary-Sue"

2. "In the Keeping of HFA" The long-suffering sequel to "The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy". What more can go wrong at the OFU that experienced Canon melt-down last year? Plenty.

Of my writing style...

I feel like I'm waking up after a long sleep, coming back to fanfiction after nearly two years of absence. Please bear with me as I try to figure this out once again, and try to get a handle on HFA. There are so many characters and plot threads running around, it's going to take me a while to get back on track with all of them. Believe it or not, the story actually has a planned ending, and I'm quite surprised that no one's figured out one of the twists that's been right under your noses for the longest time. Still, I look forward to producing more HFA for you.


Meir Brin

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 7934 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 3,666 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Little Romance by EmmyPeters reviews
COMPLETED - My own version of an Anne and Gilbert romance, beginning with a rejected proposal.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,415 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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In the Keeping of HFA reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Five Times reviews
Five times Riza Hawkeye saw Roy Mustang naked, and one time she didn't. Mangaverse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Master Suelove reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Songs of Valinor reviews
A collection of poetry concerning Valinor, Elves, the Doom of the Noldor, and other Tolkienesque things.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
Of Bombadil and Peredhel reviews
Complete! "In those lands I journeyed once, and many things wild and strange I knew. But I had forgotten Bombadil..." -Lord Elrond Peredhel, 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Elrond - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
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