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Joined 12-13-10, id: 2655296, Profile Updated: 07-19-12
Author has written 3 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, people of the Internet. I'm InsanityAin'tOptinonal. (But you should know that- WHy the heck would you be looking at my profile if you didn't even know my username?!)

Oh! I finally get it!The weirdly dressed people at Walmart are WIZARDS trying to pass as Muggles!!

I think that if Breaking Dawn and HPDHP2 came out on the same day, all hell would break loose.

Hmmm..Edward, a Sparkly vampire. Or Harry Potter, the chosen one. Who should I pick?

I was going through some boxes when I found a letter adressed to me.Where was it from? Hogwarts. My parents have some explaing to do...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'M A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST get along with everyone. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'mI'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. ( Douglas)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? BLUE
3. Your first initial? S
4. Your month of birth? OCTOBER!!

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Sydney
7. Your favorite number? 11
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To live in town with the rest of my freinds.
Are you done?
If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.(Pfft, Douglas is gay..)
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing

here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!! WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.(X)
You love jeans.(X)
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(X)
You've played with/against boys on a team.(X)
Shopping is torture.(X)
Sad movies suck.(x)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.(X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.(X)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.(X)
Sports are fun.(X)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total:9

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick. X
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.x
Go to your mum for advice. x
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.X
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.X
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.X
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.X
You love the movies.X
Used to play with dolls as little kid.X
Like being the star of every thing.
Total:12

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i love Jesus!!

t go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, yougotburned,kikipalmer21

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

98% of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you think when 99.9.99999 pecrcent of boys open their mouths,stoopid comes out.

If you wish that u could kick father's butt for 72 hours straight, copy and paste.

I LOVE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Repost this is you truly believe in God...

P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you will who read this will not repost this.

Dear parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Then you obviously don't have a brain! Copy , paste and add your name to the list if you love and belive in God. Kikipalmer21.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Hetalia quiz!!!! bold the ones you are!

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers

You think you're awesome

You love to invent things

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

You can seem to be very brash to other people

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

You're terrified of ghosts

You know aliens exist

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

You wear glasses

(4/10) (Meh.)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea

You were quite tough as a kid

You're very sarcastic and cynical

Your cooking is awful

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

...But you refuse to believe in aliens

You have tried doing black magic before

You get drunk quite easily

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery

(7/10) (Yay!)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate

You think you have a great fashion sense

You like wine

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

You love red roses

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

You're very proud of yourself

You love culture and the arts

You're very flamboyant

You say you're a gourmet

(2/10) (Thank god...)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood

You're very tall

You have a tendency to switch between personalities

You wear a scarf all the time

You love sunflowers

You love vodka

You can seem intimidating to other people

You're very strong

You have a big nose

You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature

You're very superstitious

You're very religious

You love pandas

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

You love Hello Kitty

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously

You work hard

You're good at drawing

You like sweets

(4/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit

You're very happy-go-lucky

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

You're a good artist

You can be clumsy at times

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10) (Good..)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious

Sausages are your favorite foods

You like to walk dogs/your dog

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

You work very hard

Your alone time is your 'happy time'

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

You've had issues with money once or twice

(10/10) (Yep :))

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature

You think everything over before saying it

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

You isolated yourself during childhood

You became very successful in a short amount of time

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

You can seem cold/aloof to other people

You're good at practical tasks

You need time to adjust to new people

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person

(5/10) (...)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised

You're polite

You love classical music

You like cake (What weirdo doesn't like cake?!)

You have a mole on your face

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

You've composed music before

You tend to call people 'morons'

You wear glasses

(9/10) (Sweet.)

(Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people

You look younger than you actually are

You love hockey

You love polar bears

You hate fighting

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

You often get mistaken for someone else

You feel under-appreciated

You're bilingual

You always carry a bear with you

(2/10) (..

Cuba

You smoke

You're very physically strong

You've won a lot of fist-fights

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

You like hot weather

You can be very friendly from time to time

You look very tough on the outside

You make a very nice role-model

You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) (Eh..)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth

You like to wear flowers in your hair

You used to be a very tough kid

You're very reliable

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

You're very faithful

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it

(10/10) (...Is it sad I'm not surprised?)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

your very serious

You have a lot of patience

You think too much about philosophical stuff

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

You're not very confident

You were quite rebellious as a child

People tend to walk all over you

You're a born worrier

(6/10) (Really? That's surprising.)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink

You have a friend that you always walk all over

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix

You act before you think

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them

You are able to talk like the opposite gender

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate

You love ponies

(4/10) (Meh.)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes

You're a bright thinker

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere

You kinda insensitive

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans

You're scary when you're angry

You're passionate

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time

(5/10) (...)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with

…but you kinda rely on them anyway

You're friendly to girls

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying

You love your family, but you just don't show it

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits

(4/10) (...)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on

You're slightly aggressive

You think you're totally awesome

You have/had a pet bird

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane

You tend to pick on some people

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find

(5/10) (Err...)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in things no matter what

You are reclusive

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to

You work hard on things until they're done

You can't get along friendly with other people

But, you're kind towards siblings

You're actually quite strong

You think the name Vash is awesome

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring

You had a hard past

(5/10) (Okay then...)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family

You love watching movies, and creating things

You're stronger than you seem

You're a Going-My-Way person

You love kimchi (What?)

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking

You tend to piss off your elders

You like to claim things as yours

You love games and Internet

You're slightly perverted

(7/10) (...I did NOT see that one coming...)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa

You're honest and quiet

You are good at high-tech machinery

You like coming up with weird things

You sense of taste is bad, as people say

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse

You love saunas

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well

For some reason, you have weird naming skills

(7/10) (Err... okay?)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet

You're honest, serious, and love debates

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it

People think you're scary

You're clever with your hands

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine

You're clumsy with human relationships

You tend to go against stronger people

You give up pretty quick

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring

(7/10) (Okay.)


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

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My Messed Up Life by memoranda reviews
WARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,106 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/1/2011
Shared Flame by Lady Miya reviews
It all started when two normally clever individuals both had a really lousy day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 311,604 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Petunia joins the Club by EbonyWing reviews
In canon, Petunia Evans wrote a letter pleading to be allowed into Hogwarts. But what if she didn't have to? How many lives would change if Petunia was a Witch too? Major AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,037 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader by BunOverlordAlly reviews
(Name) has always lived a life of piracy with her father. But one day something unfortunate happened and she was burdened with protecting her father's jewel. The only thing is, William Kirkland's son is after the jewel, and she has no idea what it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain
Fandom Chaos by IrisTheFlower reviews
Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction' when she just wanted to search for Yaoi. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue… Multiple pairings. Eventual romance. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,662 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012
Lease of new Life by Brodus reviews
10 year old Harry has suffered horrible abuse for most of his short life. A concerned Dumbledore sends Severus and McGonagall to check up on him. What Severus finds there horrifies him and challenges all his preconceived notions about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 442,343 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Solemnly Swear We're Up To No Good! by FinlayHarper reviews
The Tales of the Weasley Brothers Childhood...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Fred W., George W.
The New Girl by AkiGirl22 reviews
**APPS CLOSED** Rose is the new girl at Hollywood Arts but, no one knew that she was Cat's sister.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011
The Adventures of Gill and Juliane by EmoChickThatLooksLikePein reviews
Me and Kage no Akuma-Shadow Demon are writing this together! Follow Gill and Juliane as they make their way through the Hetalia world! What will happen? Love? Humor? RANDOMNESS? A rabbit hole story with a bit of a twist!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Germany, Prussia
The Broken Light Bulb by Arty B. Good reviews
Sometimes I have an idea that can't sustain itself and I've decided to put all these ideas in one place: here. This is a collection of unfinished & underdeveloped one-shots that may or may not get their own stories for a plethora of reasons.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011
The four things in the fine print by hannica7 reviews
A prime Minister has just been elected for the U.K. But it turns out that no one tells you about the fine print to becoming a countries leader.He finds four rather suspicious men in his office,and he's pretty sure they are mad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Miranda Williams And The Journey To Hogwarts by Crystal-LeeAFFN reviews
Harry Potter AU. All my fave pairings inside. Enjoy, I guess... T for Lovina's flowery mouth and her ideas. Main pairing is PruCan. I dunno if this should be a crossover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Of Bashful Idiots and Strange Complexes by Mesua Ferrea reviews
Arthur Kirkland was not a man to be trifled with. His pride is all too much for anyone to bear, but what happens if you have no choice but to be with him? You deal with him until your sanity snaps. England x Fem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Canada, England/Britain
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Pigtails by Real.Smile reviews
Because we all know that pulling on a girl's pigtail is the best way to her heart. A ten-shot about Fred and Carleen, a girl whose pigtail he can't seem to keep his hands off. Entry in New-tsubaki's Because of Love Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
The high school misadventures of Maddie Williams by Northfaerie reviews
First published fic ever I hope it's good . Maddie Williams just moved to a new town, and transferred into a new school where she meets rather...interesting people. I am not very good at writing summaries...rated T to be safe. Fem!CanadaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Canada, America
Characters Needed by DoTheHippogriff reviews
Submit your own OCs for a story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011
Weasley Wizard Wheezes Presents Words of Wizdom by Lockheart96 reviews
Ever wanted to write a letter to someone in the wizarding world? Now's your chance! You can write to anyone from the Marauders Era, Harry Potter's time, or even the Next Generation! Ask for advice, ask about them, ask for a chocolate frog! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,662 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011
Family of the Cloak: Werewolf From the Past by Sweets5236 reviews
Teddy loves it when his Uncle Harry tells him stories. This time he wants to re-hear the story of the father he never had. From the Family of the Cloak world. This is my first fanfic and is a side story to the series I will write.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
James Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by PeachyKeen13 reviews
Not your typical 'Harry and James switch times' story! James is taking on the role of Harry for his son's third year of school - being only a fifth year himself, he has no idea how much has changed when he wakes up one morning at the Dursley's. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - James P., Harry P.
Camp HalfBlood:Quests & Secrets by AkiGirl22 reviews
During the war on Mount Olympus, the Hunters come to Camp Half-Blood. But, everything isn't the same when their there. So, let the quests and secrets begin.
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011
My Dad, James by Ellie0788 reviews
What would have life been like if James didn't die that night, but raised Harry as a single father? Warning, may or may not contain spankings in later chapters, but not at all a focus of the story. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,404 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., James P.
James Potter Chronicles: Year One by Mean St reviews
Years before Harry Potter attended Hogwarts as one of its most famous pupils, James Potter brought notoriety to the Potter name. His first year at Hogwarts saw lasting friendships forged, and the beginnings of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,559 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A jailed in weekend by buddygirl1004 reviews
Hehe so some if you may and may not know that Morgan and Buddy were recently in JAIL! For doing what they do! So read and discover the weekend they had full of ghosts, family, and much more! pairing will be explain in a future chapter
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Benedict U./Father, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
911 by Fearofchicken13 reviews
To the fallen on 9/11 we'll never forget you 10 year anniversary of 9/11 the day we'll never forget Read it for everyone who died, for all those who were killed on 9/11
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
Falling Out by mayannabeth reviews
What if.. Lily Evans traveled into the future to meet the Golden Trio?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Cruddy pills by Fearofchicken13 reviews
Sequel to Cruddy straws. A tale about Kuki, Wally, Nigel, Fanny, Patton, Hoagie, and Abby battleing Ace and his evil mother while Hoagie and Wally prepare for fatherhood..
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
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Letters to the Dairy State reviews
Pretty much summed up in the title; Wisconsin's extremely bored and looking for letters from the world! Please send letters through PM only. Rated T for possible language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014
Rules reviews
Just some really funny rules for Hogwarts,which the Twins DEFINETLY didn't listen to..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011
Poke reviews
Basically,Harvey gets a new girl in his class, she pokes him, what happens after that.For really big hat's story contest.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harvey mK./Numbuh 363 - Complete