Author has written 3 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hello, people of the Internet. I'm InsanityAin'tOptinonal. (But you should know that- WHy the heck would you be looking at my profile if you didn't even know my username?!)
Oh! I finally get it!The weirdly dressed people at Walmart are WIZARDS trying to pass as Muggles!!
I think that if Breaking Dawn and HPDHP2 came out on the same day, all hell would break loose.
Hmmm..Edward, a Sparkly vampire. Or Harry Potter, the chosen one. Who should I pick?
I was going through some boxes when I found a letter adressed to me.Where was it from? Hogwarts. My parents have some explaing to do...
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. ( Douglas)
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? BLUE
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing
here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!! WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.(X)
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick. X
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i love Jesus!!
t go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, yougotburned,kikipalmer21
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile
98% of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you think when 99.9.99999 pecrcent of boys open their mouths,stoopid comes out.
If you wish that u could kick father's butt for 72 hours straight, copy and paste.
I LOVE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
Repost this is you truly believe in God...
P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you will who read this will not repost this.
Dear parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Then you obviously don't have a brain! Copy , paste and add your name to the list if you love and belive in God. Kikipalmer21.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Hetalia quiz!!!! bold the ones you are!
America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
You love to invent things
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
You wear glasses
England (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea
You were quite tough as a kid
You're very sarcastic and cynical
Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens
You have tried doing black magic before
You get drunk quite easily
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
You love red roses
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet
(2/10) (Thank god...)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood
You're very tall
You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong
You have a big nose
You have a strange laugh that can scare people
China (Wang Yao)
You're very mature
You're very superstitious
You're very religious
You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
You work hard
You're good at drawing
You like sweets
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
You can be clumsy at times
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation
You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favorite foods
You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
You work very hard
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
You've had issues with money once or twice
(10/10) (Yep :))
Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature
You think everything over before saying it
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people
You're good at practical tasks
You need time to adjust to new people
You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You are very well-raised
You love classical music
You like cake (What weirdo doesn't like cake?!)
You have a mole on your face
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
You tend to call people 'morons'
You wear glasses
You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
You love polar bears
You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
You always carry a bear with you
You're very physically strong
You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
You like hot weather
You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgeways
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid
You're very reliable
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
You're very faithful
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
(10/10) (...Is it sad I'm not surprised?)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
You're very loyal
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
your very serious
You have a lot of patience
You think too much about philosophical stuff
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
You're not very confident
You were quite rebellious as a child
People tend to walk all over you
You're a born worrier
(6/10) (Really? That's surprising.)
Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)
You love the color pink
You have a friend that you always walk all over
No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix
You act before you think
You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with
….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them
You are able to talk like the opposite gender
You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"
You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate
You love ponies
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
You love tomatoes
You're a bright thinker
You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere
You kinda insensitive
You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans
You're scary when you're angry
You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much
People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol
You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with
…but you kinda rely on them anyway
You're friendly to girls
…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys
You act strong but actually, you're a wimp
On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling
You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying
You love your family, but you just don't show it
You're truthful to yourself, in some cases
You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
You have a younger sibling that you always count on
You're slightly aggressive
You think you're totally awesome
You have/had a pet bird
You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers
You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it
Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane
You tend to pick on some people
You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what
You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find
Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)
You stay neutral in things no matter what
You are reclusive
You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to
You work hard on things until they're done
You can't get along friendly with other people
But, you're kind towards siblings
You're actually quite strong
You think the name Vash is awesome
You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
You had a hard past
(5/10) (Okay then...)
Korea (Im Yong-Soo)
You care a lot about your family
You love watching movies, and creating things
You're stronger than you seem
You're a Going-My-Way person
You love kimchi (What?)
You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
You tend to piss off your elders
You like to claim things as yours
You love games and Internet
You're slightly perverted
(7/10) (...I did NOT see that one coming...)
Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)
You love Christmas and Santa
You're honest and quiet
You are good at high-tech machinery
You like coming up with weird things
You sense of taste is bad, as people say
You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
You love saunas
You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
For some reason, you have weird naming skills
(7/10) (Err... okay?)
Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
You're honest, serious, and love debates
You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
People think you're scary
You're clever with your hands
You make weapons with things that people don't imagine
You're clumsy with human relationships
You tend to go against stronger people
You give up pretty quick
In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile