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Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,740 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,948 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 5,068 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fifteen by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Fifteen is by far the low point of my life thus far. There are plenty of things that I could probably name to explain why it's so horrible, but I think there's only one word I need to say to really sum it up: Puberty. PhineasxFerb. Now a series.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Phineas, Ferb]
Snapped by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Harry Snaps. After a very bad summer with the Dursleys, one of Snape's angering jibs about Harry being the spoiled golden boy sets Harry off. If Snape wants a sickeningly arrogant child to deal with that's what he's going to get. Slash mentions of Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,357 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Secrets of Midnight by Lizzy0305 reviews
After detention at Umbridge, Harry wanders on the corridors with a bleeding hand. He meets with Snape, who is of course, curious why the hell is Harry not in bed. Then he sees the bleeding hand. In the darkness of the midnight, their relationship changes. However there's a war about to start. What do they have to sacrifice in order to win? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 221,617 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Only You by BeyondLawlipop reviews
YouTube's DesandNate go from the best of friends to lovers!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Desandnate
Poetry by Patrick Star by autumnrose2010 reviews
Spongebob's cerebrally challenged friend tries his hand at poetry. No flames please!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Patrick
The Bachelor by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Harry has been having the worst trouble with dating, everyone he has gone out with has only been interested in the fact that he's the hero of the Wizarding World. Fred and George decide to help him out when they come up with a show called the Bachelor. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,191 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P.
Only Sirius by Catching A Common Cold reviews
'"Don't you dare say it was only a one night stand, don't you dare! You know very well how I felt towards"- Sirius choked in hysteria, his eyes flaming as they narrowed on Remus. This time Remus did roll his eyes.' Small snippets of Remus and Sirius' interaction. Implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Translation Issues by Nigellica reviews
When Snape needs help in brewing a parseltongue translating potion he turns to the only non-evil parselmouth he knows... Harry Potter. Who unfortunately is not known for his potions skills. Contains bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,653 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
A Cat's Life by ToTolerateAWorldOfDemons reviews
Severus Snape didnt want his life back. He was perfectly content being dead. And yet Albus had the bright idea to give him another chance at life. The catch? He has to convince four people of who he really is...while being in the body of a cat. Slash EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,222 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Driven by Love by AuoraBlaze reviews
When Spongebob fails his driving yet again, Sandy decides to try and help Spongebob with learning to drive. What's the worst that could happen...? Spandy, with some action between Patrick and a pile of sand.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - SpongeBob, Sandy
Powerlines by gallifreygirl1194 reviews
Natasha, Clint, Tony, and Bruce all have relatively normal lives. And then the super-soldier serum infused Steve Rogers shows up at their high school, and things start satisfactorily spinning out of control. Tony/Steve, Natasha/Clint. High School AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,950 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Bane by Abstract Reality reviews
At the end of the final battle, Link is dragged into the realm of demons. In order to return, he will need the help of a cunning foe. Will he return? Or will the darkness of his heart consume him? His bane...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,180 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Link, Ghirahim
Spur of the Moment by TheGoldenTrio333 reviews
The war rages on as Harry Potter enters his sixth year. Forced to work with Severus Snape to end the war, what happens when feelings change? How can anyone focus on feelings when a war threatens the wizarding world? Will the war end or the world? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 267,119 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Isolation by calebaren reviews
Tony's not feeling so well. Always drunk. Always silent. Well, he was usually drunk anyways. But never silent. Never one to pass up a snarky comment. Steve/Tony, rating probably will change, pointless fluff in the middle if you don't mind. Plus HAWKWARD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Jealous Proposal by Cody Thomas reviews
Story is being re-worked, so chunks from a few chapters are now missing. It's intentional. Current chapter is new for those subscribed, while I make sure rest of story is site compliant. Over 18's can read unedited version on my AFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,664 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Falling in Love with the Billionaire's Son by TheSwanWriter reviews
Steve Rogers is the new kid in town, that is, the city of Avengers, NY. He's also new at his school, Stark High. Somewhat shy and goofy, he's never been very good at making friends. But hey, when you start crushing on the son of said town's billionaire mayor, problems like that are less than trivial. A Steve/Tony High School AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,285 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Time Bomb by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
With the Alien invasion over and there literally being no place for the Avengers to stay, the Stark home in Malibu is prepared to house "Earth's Mightiest Hero's." The Avenger's attempt at team chemistry and talking about their feelings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
The Creation of Life by Mazeline Gerard reviews
Snape teaches girls sex ed. in Luna's year. Turns out he really isn't made of stone. Rated for sexual content and swearing, just to be safe, though there isn't graphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L., Severus S.
Opression by DrGinger35 reviews
What if someone volunteered to get away from their life? AU, kinda,you'll love it, trust me. Awkward circumstances for someone whose life is totally awkward.Mature for language and sexual content. I'm not good at summarizing. Disclamer: I don't own HG.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Other tributes, Seneca C.
Five and a Half Superheroes by charmedallover reviews
Captain America has been accidentally turned into a 3 year old toddler thanks to Loki. What will happen when the Avengers are forced to babysit?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Meaningless Conversation by certifiably reviews
Steve discovers something about his teammate he was not sure he ever wanted to know. Now that he does, he's got to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Blinded by the Light by AlarataraWitchIce reviews
Ghirahim abducts Link and takes him to a doorless room. How will our hero escape now? Or does he not want to? Yaoi, minor language. GhirahimXLink Formerly the Demon Lord and His Mate!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,633 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
A Dark Witch's Love by Eliza S. McCoy reviews
Hermione, Bellatrix. Bellatrix has developed a love for the young witch and will do what it takes to get her. bad summary but please read : Rated M for future scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Sleepy Admissions by MezInWonderland reviews
An overworked Tony leads to a fluffy situation with even fluffier confessions. After a nights rest, Steve thinks it's a case of better left forgotten. But is it? Carry on with the pair on various fluffy occasions
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Tis The Season To Be Douchebags by September Wolves reviews
In which Tony is the king of denial,Steve has a secret valentine.Thor is secretly sleeping with his brother.Clint highfives everyone,pretends to be Cupid and pukes up rainbow glitter.In other words,the avengers go to a theme park on Valentine's Day.CRACK.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Yes, he lives! by Renarien reviews
Nobody liked to think Phil was dead... But the reason he lived was something that had managed to remain hidden from S.H.I.E.L.D...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Forbidden Love by Skychild15 reviews
As Link sets out on his fateful quest to save his stolen friend, he encounters trials that test his courage, strength, and endurance. But when he meets the demon lord Ghirahim, the tables turn, forcing Link onto a whole new adventure. Yaoi, no hating!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,315 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Link, Ghirahim
Dirty Little Secret by JoshNeku reviews
He had been brought back in that form and Link had found him. It was bad enough being as he was, but now he had to stay with the Sky child until he regained his powers? How much trouble could he get into? A lot. GhiraLink, ZeldaImpa. Post Skyward Sword.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,649 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - [Ghirahim, Link] - Complete
In Your Favor by trespresh reviews
"The Games are rigged, Twelve. Always have been. Tributes win because I make it so." Odds never really had anything to do with it. Or, the real reason why Peeta and Katniss won The Hunger Games. Warnings inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Peeta M., Seneca C.
Illegitimate Heirs by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Better Summary inside. Snape has triplets? Harry, Ron and Hermione are no longer safe from Voldemort? Things aren't always what they appear to be. I hope you give this story a chance, I just didn't know how to summarise it well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Promise Well Kept by Evelyn Rose Marks reviews
Severus was trying to brew a potion that could help him preserve the life of his loved ones, however when testing it on himself intending for it to just take off two years of his life it took off about...hmm...thirty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,418 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Severus S., Albus D.
Scratch by King Paige Allen reviews
"I love you, Fi," Link said. "I love you too, Master." LinkXFi/LinkXGhirahim, will end up LinkXGhirahim. At the Sealed Grounds after defeating Demise. Ghirahim comes to the rescue! Spoilers! I own nothing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Those Nights by Areale Fox reviews
This is a GhiraLink that entails Link's capture and Ghirahim's quest to revive his beloved master. Things go awry for him and a bond develops between the captor and the captive like no other. There is MxM and lemon, don't like don't read.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Just One Night by Skychild15 reviews
Exhausted, hurt, and alone, Pipit is forced to delve into his feelings about Link when he realizes that he and the hero have only one night to spend together before Link returns to The Surface. Contains Yaoi...you've been warned!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Pipit, Link - Complete
Safe by King Paige Allen reviews
Ghirahim is wounded after Demise removes the sword from him. Link finds him, and Ghirahim makes himself Link's slave. GhiraLink, I own nothing. SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ghirahim, Link
More Than Friends by Colorful Watermarks reviews
Child!AU; Nine-year-old Ghirahim and Link are the best of friends on Skyloft, but in truth, the two have become closer than 'just friends'. Fluffy GhiraLink oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Monster by JoshNeku reviews
Did you think that you could escape me, my pet? Did you think you could live a normal life after all the blood you've shed, the hatred you've spread? But it's oh so delicious how you have fallen into the hands of your enemies. Full summary inside.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
The Seventh Year Challenge by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
AU Headmaster Dumbledore decides to ban Quidditch in hope that he can create better house unity with some new rules. What he doesn't count on is the Houses' persistence in being the best.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ghirahim's Epiphany by King Paige Allen reviews
What if Link knocked some sense into Ghirahim when he knocked him off the platform at the final battle in Hylia's realm? I LOVE Ghirahim- no haters! Spoilers, people! I own nothing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link, Ghirahim
Jealousy is overrated by JoshNeku reviews
Jealousy is overrated. Especially when your friend is naive and your friend's other friend is trying to get him jealous by 'going out' with someone else. It all had to happen in a Chinese restaraunt. AU. One-side GhirahimxLink. Owell.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Diary of An Evil Overlord by DebbieGirl1267 reviews
Debbie is just another guy who's trying to take over the world. But instead of being a magnificent bastard cough, Ganondorf, cough , he's a bumbling anti-social freak with a penchant for cross-dressing and talking to himself.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Ghirahim, Link
Baby Think It Over by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Students are given a realistic baby to look after for a week and a half. How will Remus and James cope with their baby, and will it lead to something else? Remus/James slash. For the 'Baby Think It Over' challenge in HPFC by cuz-snarry's-awesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - [Remus L., James P.] - Complete
Setting Sun by TisAFarFarGreater reviews
When the Slytherins and Gryffindors misbehave in Slughorns class no one expects to be partnered for the rest of the year. But maybe it won't be such a bad thing for Severus and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,563 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Remus L., Severus S.
A dare gone bad by Ruby Roocoo Blade reviews
Phineas and Ferb create a machine which reveals a persons most inmost thoughts, what happens when two brothers find out the truth
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Phineas, Ferb
Is Their Love Possible by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Ever since Harry came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he had feelings for a certian potions Professor. He thinks he must be going crazy but little does he know someone else is harbouring the same feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 80,790 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snuffles by wingnutdawn reviews
Albus finds a stray black dog wandering about Hogsmeade.He 'requests' Severus' help in looking after the poor creature.Will they manage to get along without too much trouble? Hey this is Snuffles and Snape. Chapter 30 up and Snuffles is PINK
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,408 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
What Not To Wear by Marginal Benefits reviews
Don't sign papers without reading the fine print. Snape learns his lesson the hard way and winds up on a fashion tv show called "What Not To Wear" with his former student, Harry Potter, as the host. AU Slash Snarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,704 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Red and Green by NeuroticNerd reviews
Contains drunken Harry, inappropriate Christmas decorations, innuendo, kissing and a staff party with way too much liquor in the punch, so beware of this untimely Christmas story with an unexpected bit of holiday cheer to go along!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Swear It Wasn't Me! by Catching A Common Cold reviews
84:I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. a list of 150 things that shouldn't but have been done at Hogwarts. All generation, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
When the Lights are Down by Aprella reviews
Harry comes back to Hogwarts after a rough summer with the Dursleys. He tries to hide the scars of the summer, but refuses to deal with. Is someone going to help him before he sinks away completely? Rated 'M' for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Affection Deception by The Coy Koi reviews
The plan was for Voldemort to fall in love with Snape via love potion. The plan was NOT for Voldemort to fall in love with Harry via love potion. LVxHPxSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
It's Purely Carnal by HannahMCR reviews
An AU HP/SS. Snape receives a vistor late at night who is not who he seems to be. Will he and Harry survive? Rated M for strong language, underage sex slash and drinking. Disclaimer: I am not JKR, and do not own any of the HP-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,821 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Being Gay by FandomFanatic7 reviews
Sirius is determined to win over a certain werewolf by the name of Remus John Lupin, no matter the obstacals. One thing was for sure... This would be an interesting year! Slash RL/SB, some J/L please read and REVIEW! disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,157 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
I could really use a hug right now, Professor by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry Potter wants a hug. Will Snape give him one? And do sparkly high heels, purple motorcycles, and Hopping Hershey's bars have anything to do with it at all? 6th in the Potions Class series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
He's Just Hiding by faballa reviews
When Harry Potter saw Severus Snape die from a snake bite, he was fairly certain his old potions professor was out of his life forever. Unfortunately, death doesn't seem to be binding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Giving Professor Snape A Dose Of His Own Potion by rosai-gryffindor reviews
Someone has slipped Professor Snape a Love Potion, but for whom? And it isn't necessarily a girl...The Gryffindors are fed up with Snape treating them badly and decide to teach him a lesson. But what happens when their crazy plan spirals out of control?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Summer Lessons by Westfall99 reviews
The Dursleys jet off to Spain for the summer holidays, leaving Harry without a home. He must stay at Hogwarts over the summer, recieving evening classes from the dreaded Potions Master, whilst trying to entertain himself during the day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,548 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Don't Know by SiriusOrRemus reviews
They asked him to pick a number between 1 and 10, so, he picked 69. The twins gave him a look and he changed his answer to 7, which is a magical number, if you didn't already know. The twins looked at a suspicious piece of paper and nodded
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Very Naughty Limericks by Davenrood reviews
Six limericks, all very naughty, with characters from Harry Potter. Warning: some slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saving You, Again by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Dobby is worried for Harry and decides to go against his Master's wishes and seek help from an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Child's Play by libertineangel reviews
After an unsuspecting Draco uses a curse that transfigures Harry into a baby, Dumbledore appoints Snape as carer. Follow them both through Harry's slow, strange journey back to 15!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,534 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
On the Hood of a Car by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Ferb knows Phineas is watching him, lusting for him. He thinks it's just puberty, but that doesn't make it any easier to ignore. PhineasxFerb. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Phineas, Ferb] - Complete
Ronald Weasley: Lightweight Extraordinaire by righteousanger reviews
Our favorite trio is in their first year of teaching and Headmaster Snape has invited them to dinner. The problem is that Ron is a very talkative drunk, Snape always loves a bit of humiliation, and Harry is lusting after the good headmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Kiss Me by Kara Malarkey reviews
Severus surprises Harry, and for a moment, everything is perfect, and there is happiness. Utterly sappy, slightly tinged with sadness, but that only makes it sweeter. SSHP drabble one shot, cover image by Elle Moss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Many Thoughts of Severus Snape by The Science of Fanfiction reviews
Horrible title, I know. A random Snape/Lily fic, that's rated T for safety. Kind of AU; I just thought of it one night and decided to get it down on Word. Filled with fluffiness. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pretty Fly for a Bi Guy by babygirl121896 reviews
Harry is bi, and wants to tell Ginny. This is for the Admitting their Sexuality Challenge. There's a bit a slash. And this is not Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Sev Bear by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry found a Teddy Bear when he went looking for Severus, he brings him home. sleeps with it tells it his secrets. What could possibly happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Nox Est Perpetua Una Dormienda by Ambiguous Rose reviews
"You have your mother's eyes," he whispers with his last broken and dying breath, and never has that line held more meaning than it did at that moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Scheiße Be Mine by LtCElizaBenn reviews
A certain pop song triggers our favourite headmaster's memories of one summer when he was growing up. Just a short little one-shot. All rights go to the marvelous, wonderful goddess Jo Rowling. Contains slash... don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Trouble with Texting by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry has given Severus a mobile phone and taught him to text, what could go wrong! high rating, smoking hot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
James tries badly to cheer Remus up, after he is publicly humiliated, using reverse psychology and fails , and Sirius realizes how beautiful Remus truly is. Pre-Slash. Sirius' POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Unnamed Story by plainjanekaren reviews
AU/HPSS/Mpreg. Harry doesn't understand, if he doesn't like girls, then he must like boys, right? And why does he always feel like a bother to everyone? Harry Potter, entering his 7th year, has his life turned by Severus Snape after an accidental event.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Rumours by cheeky-squirrel reviews
A castle full of teenagers means it's also full of rumours. Filius Flitwick reflects upon this during a nightly stroll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - F. Flitwick, Giant Squid - Complete
Goofy Goobers by SpongySquid92 reviews
After a trip to see their favorite undersea peanut, Patrick suggests that him and a certain sea sponge have a little more pleasure than just a Triple Gooberry Sunrise. Pat/Sponge slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
My Damned Life by WoahWut reviews
Because, you see, Harry Potter is simply *not* the chosen one. AU, OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Theft by Catching A Common Cold reviews
"I ... Lily, I read your diary and I ..." "It's okay, I get it." James looked relieved as she said this, and Lily stared at the ground, trying to hide her hurt. "You do?" "Yeah. I understand that you could never like me,I get that I'm plain."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sponges, Starfish, and STDs by idontnamemypens reviews
Unsafe sex is unsafe, kids.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011
The Return of the Cheerleading Squad by Levi Ackerman reviews
"GARY, GARY, SEX ON LEGS! IF I WERE A POKEMON, I'D LAY HIS EGGS!" Gary and Misty both whirled around, shocked at this intrusion. "That was just – wrong – on so many levels," Gary said, sickened. Gary's cheerleaders return. Misty isn't happy. EGOSHIPPING!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Hitting Rock Bottom by KirbyKitten456 reviews
While making a delivery, Spongebob and Squidward's bus mistakenly crashes into the barren town of Rock Bottom. All alone, trapped in a town with nobody of their native language, how will the two be able to escape? Squidbob slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - SpongeBob, Squidward
Mops, Brooms, and Other Random Stuff by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry annoys Snape near to the point of insanity. Again. Big surprise. 5th in the Potions Class series, but takes place before Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cauldron by Silk and Shells reviews
Has barely anything to do with cauldrons, actually. Just read it. It's short. - Harry and Severus participate in a very peculiar detentions including insults from Severus and oddly intelligent remarks from Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry and Severus Star in an Innuendo Fanfic by Silk and Shells reviews
Just as the title suggests. Read it. :D T for innuendo: Harry and Severus get stuck in an uncomfortable position, controlled by Coinside the Author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Discovering Stuff You Should Not Know by Silk and Shells reviews
Harry discovers Snarry and some freaky thing called 'm-preg'. Warning: This is not a good story. But R&R, anyways?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Learning By Experience by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Professor Dumbledore has a problem. Students are acting foolishly since the defeat of Lord Voldemort and he has already had to send three students home. So he enlists the help of some of his teachers. What will the Golden Trio think of the new changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ode To Squilliam's Unibrow by autumnrose2010 reviews
The title says it all...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Squilliam - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Lupa Dracolis reviews
In which Snape gets rick rolled, loses the game, gets sneezed on, gets charmed red and gold, and followed around by a bottle of shampoo. T because I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
GratingBob ShrillPants by DadMom AngryPants reviews
Squidward wonders if sea sponges go through puberty, but before he can find out, Spongebob creates an existential nightmare.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Kidnapping My Love by KirbyKitten456 reviews
Plankton can't take it anymore when he sees Spongebob has fallen for Squidward. Refusing to be ignored, he kidnaps Spongebob so he can answer some "important" questions for him. Sponge/Plankton Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - SpongeBob, Plankton - Complete
Insanely in Love by ALERT-PoisonedTampon reviews
The world may have thought Squidward was crazy, but it was SpongeBob with the crazed love fixation. Who could blame him for wanting to show SpongeBob just how dangerous love could be? M for rape, gore, language, bunnies, slash, etc. Now complete.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
A Tale Most Tragic, or, Why Hogwarts Lake Flooded by TuesdayNovember reviews
One slightly chilly spring day, Albus Dumbledore has an ill-fated meeting with Squiddelus, the giant squid living peacefully in the Hogwarts lake. Oneshot, Squiddledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Albus D., Giant Squid - Complete
Tell Me the Truth by Evelyn Rose Marks reviews
Tired of hearing how Cedric's death was not his fault even though it wasn't he goes seeking the one person he knows will tell him the truth...Professor Severus Snape...the truth is just a little more then what he had bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
It All Comes Out by 76-trombones reviews
Dumbledore's secret is finally out. written in honour of National Coming Out Day Dumbledore/Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
A Perfume Snake For Christmas by kitt46 reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Snape has not done his holiday shopping
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter & The April Fool's Day Prank by transgressions reviews
When Ron sneaks Harry a dose of Amortentia, not even he was prepared for the consequences. Turns out, Amortentia works by whomever the victim first looks at. Just Harry's luck that it happens to be his hated nemesis, Professor Snape. Semi-HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,153 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Occlumency is on Monday by HpFanficFan reviews
Harry hates Monday. Occlumency is on Monday. Harry hates Snape. Snape teaches Occlumency. Harry hates Occulmency. Mondays were always the same. But this Monday would be different, and it would change everything... NON-Slash. Snape mentor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,085 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
A tip by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry and Severus are out for a meal, rated high for bad language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cut by ummwhatisthistobe reviews
Edgar cuts his sister's hair, but, knowing the twins, it's never that simple.
Edgar & Ellen - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Hunting for Nargles by OzRatbag2 reviews
Luna sets out to find that Nargles are not the imaginary creatures everyone else thinks they are. Given the lack of reviews, this obviously it isn't that funny. Oh, well, I like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Helping a Friend by Scarlet Sage reviews
On the way to Mordor Frodo can't sleep...so Sam helps him out a bit. Mature slash content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
He's Pregnant by CristinaLee reviews
Bam gets Ville pregnant........ Bam Margera/Ville Valo, Vam
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Real Cool by Comickazi13 reviews
It's a hot day in Nod's Limbs. How are Edgar, Ellen, and Pet going to cool off?
Edgar & Ellen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
As Wet as the Potions Floor by Alegria7 reviews
Professor Severus Snape finds out how true Luna Lovegood is to her last name. One-Shot. Intended to entertain. Luna/Severus with pervy Dumbledore .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Slash Mechanics 101 by Mortal Anonymous reviews
For all those slash fans out there who just don't seem to know how a sponge and an octopus could do it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Squidward, SpongeBob] - Complete
Daytime TV with Giles and Spike by memnarch reviews
Spike introduces his host to his favorite program. Set during mid season 4. Giles/Spike Friendship if you can call it that .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
Crocker's Audition? by Mortal Anonymous reviews
What if Crocker had had an 'audition' on Fairy Idol?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Crocker - Complete
The 2 Faces of Squidward: The Alternative Version by SuperNothing reviews
Squidward gets into an accident at the Krusty Krabs that makes him really beautiful, suddenly he has everything he has ever wanted. But what about Spongebob? R&R Please! Story taken from 'The Two Faces of Squidward'. COMPLETED!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Bath Time by AloofAndAndrogynous reviews
Katara and Toph get to know each other during a nice bath in the hot springs...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Toph, Katara - Complete
IT'S A ME, MARIO! by GodOfWurstwasser reviews
A tragic story, about an innocent little pipe, and a pipe molester. Read and review!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Mario - Complete
Boyfriend by xXVoodooToyXx reviews
Bam Margera x Ryan Dunn. Viva La Bam. Ryan Dunn is strapped to a lie detector during 'Limo vs Lambo' and becomes a laughing stock when they find out that he has had a boyfriend. What does Bam do with this new found information? ONE SHOT.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Real Reason Snape Will Never Teach Occlumency by Gurorori-Lolita-Chan reviews
Takes place in the 5th book during Harry's Occlumency lessons, while training Harry Snape sees something he shouldn't. HPDM Yaoi alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hershey's, Help! by XRachX reviews
Giles is ill. Spike would never unleash Hershey's on a Brit. [No offence to American's or Hershey's chocolate lovers]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2006 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
Willy the Kid by hisluv reviews
Spike gets turned into a two year old! Season 6 Buffy with Angel season 4. See how they deal!EDITED
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Spike, Buffy S.
Pierced by Katria Bloom reviews
Just when I thought you couldn’t find any other ridiculous places to drive a rod through…'HPSS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Touch by Alecto Perdita reviews
-A vignette- In which Occlumency lessons resume Sixth Year and it becomes obvious that things cannot continue as they have. Something must change. -HP/SS preslash, First in The Senses-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Hanging by a Thread by LoonyLass reviews
Severus and Harry have an unusual encounter one night in Harry's 6th year when he is required to take Occlumency lessons. Could be slash? OotP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Deliver me by JayCee reviews
Severus Snape tut für seine Liebe alles....Aber folgt er ihr auch bis in den Tod?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Severus S.
Peregrin Took Woke Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. Finally!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2002
Ich liebe dich... by JayCee reviews
Spike hat sich verliebt...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2001