Rozalia Claennis
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Joined 09-09-02, id: 265575
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy VII.

Rozalia Claennis, two part name, one raving lunatic.

You can call me Yuko. But only if you play nice.


June 28, 2006

I uploaded Part II of my meaningless parody. Yeap.


The Day I Hit My Head on Something a Little Too Hard and maybe some more "serious" fictions... Well, as I hope to do so... -Trails off-


Need to get a group of people to write a letter to FIFA's Rules and Regulations Board. Overtime and Penalty Kicks need to be KO'ed and in replacement, a Dance Competition. You can't get any challenging than that. And hey, the fans get their kicks and so do the anti-fans.

I mean seriously, wouldn't it be smashin' to see world famous players bust their moves on a stadium? 8D


17 years old, still in school, battling procrastination and who-knows-what, pianist, cynical, frenetic, sarcastic, grandiloquent, random, crazy (who isn't?)

Books:Wicked by Gregory Maguire, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, Robert Kiyosaki's Rich Dad Series, The Dim Sum of All Things by Kim Wong Keltner, Electric Michaelangelo by Sarah Hall, White Angels by John Carlin, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

Movie: "La Vita e Bella", "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern", "Forrest Gump"


TV Shows: Trading Spaces, Law & Order (Original Series), Alias, Seinfeld, Firefly, Without a Trace, Supernatural, Psych

People: Will come back to later

Video Games: Harvest Moon-Back to Nature, FFVII, FFIX

Fanfictions I usually end up reading: Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, sometimes FFVIII, and any of my friend's works.

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The Meaning of Life, My Lad by missy mee reviews
James Potter has been left with the baby. Bored, he embarks on a one sided conversation with his son and manages to come to the conclusion that Baby Harry is a great philosopher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/15/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
I Like To Moogle by Charles Xavier reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie wants Vincent to do a Moogle dance with her...another parody ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
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The Day Advent Children Went Upside Down reviews
In the sequel, we find scary Sephiroth clones that return with girlyness nobody can compare to, Cloud becomes unbelievably Squalllike, Tifa’s boobs fluctuate, Red XIII is actually Mufasa, Barret wears fishnet, and sensibility is lost. Part II UP.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
In which the Saddest Generation Existed
In which the Saddest Generation existed...the Marauder Era and the ones who never participated in the Marauder Quadruple, did you ever once think of your own happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Published: 7/8/2005