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Author has written 23 stories for Hellsing, Naruto, Forgotten Realms, Ranma, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Misc. Anime/Manga, Code Geass, Baldur's Gate, Hunter X Hunter, Teen Titans, Mass Effect, and Yu Yu Hakusho.
Username: Maltrazz. I created this name for the first story I ever wrote. That was 11 years ago. It is pretty much the only thing I have ever come up with that is entirely mine.
Real Name: Gabriel (No, I won't tell you whether it is the female or the male pronunciation.)
Location: Alaska. No I do not live in an igloo, or have a pet moose.
Beta work: "Grimoire One Half" by Fellgrave, "Ranma no Kitsune" by Fellgrave, "Chosen Sword" by kiddi, "Ranma's Son" by kiddi
As well as most of my ideas that have been adopted.
Pic for "Just Friends? - Chapter 3: Is It Only The Mistletoe?"- I do not own.
*IMPORTANT NOTE* I am terrible at finishing things. If you think you could take the idea for one of my stories and write it better and/or faster, and you would like to take over, then just ask. Chances are extremely high that I will let you take it.
Story Ideas/Challenges (They are the same thing coming from me...)
If anyone wants to try one of these, please let me know first. I do not care if someone uses my ideas, but, I would want to get credit for it, and, more importantly I would love to read it! If you would like additional information on any of these ideas, then please feel free to PM me.
If a story has already been adopted, you can still take it. However, please make sure to read the version that has already been done, to ensure that your version is unique.
Silence of the Fox (Naruto/Sailor Moon)
Sailor Moon and the others succeed in bringing about Crystal Tokyo, and all is well... for a time. Centuries of peace pass, but all things must come to an end. A beast unlike any other appears: the Juubi. A titanic battle ensues, the Senshi fall, and the Moon itself is destroyed. The beast is weakened, though, and a new hero with strange rippled eyes rises to defeat it. The power from the beast changes humanity, allowing them to call upon energy from within.
Centuries pass, and the world has fallen into chaos. Much of the glory of Crystal Tokyo is destroyed, many powerful artifacts included. Those artifacts powerful enough to survive are sealed away. Eventually, civilization re-emerges. Of particular note is the shinobi civilization of the Elemental Nations.
One of the most powerful artifacts resides in the village of Konoha. Many have tried to wield it, but all have been unfit, and Silenced by the very power they sought to control: the Silence Glaive. However, its resting place in the Sacred Scroll of Sealing is discovered by a young Uzumaki Naruto, after deciding the Shadow Clone would be too difficult to learn.
The power of the Glaive resonates with the power deep within him, and recognizes him as worthy to wield its power. Naruto struggles, but not to gain power. His struggles are merely to control not one, but two powers that threaten to overwhelm him, and will bring Ruin to those he cares for, if he cannot gain that control.
School of Thieves, To Clan of Thieves (Naruto/Ranma 1/2)
Ranma's descendants continued the family school, the ability to take an opponents technique and turn it against them, going from a talent, to an inate ability. At about the time that the ability takes on a physical manifestation, the clan is nearly wiped out in an earth-shattering event. As humanity pulled itself back into a semblance of civilization, the clan reformed under a new name: Uchiha. The curse, which had been passed down through the clan, was finally suppressed with the advent of chakra... so long as none of the clan harnessed Ki by itself.
Present day, Sasuke is looking through the clan library for a way to get stronger, when he stumbles across a secret room. It holds the entire history of the clan, even dating back to the time before they had gained the Sharingan. He comes across notes on how to harness Ki by itself, and thinks that may be the edge he needs to beat Itachi. He manages to access his Ki fairly easily... However, after stepping into the rain on leaving the Clan Library to head home, something feels off. That something becomes quite clear when he sees his reflection, and the bright red hair that accompanies it. (He is only 10 at the time, so the changes are not as pronounced. That is why he did not notice right away.)
Sasuke is shocked by the transformation, and quickly runs back to check the scrolls. He finds what caused it, and that there is no means of curing it once activated. Realizing that if word got out, he would have guys trying to woo him for the Uchiha name, he decides to hide it. Unfortunately, the scroll also says that once the curse is activated, the cursed individual becomes a water magnet. Knowing that he needs to learn how to act like a girl in order to keep it a secret, he turns to the only other male in Konoha, that has experience being female: Uzumaki Naruto.
In this story, I plan to have the Oiroke no Jutsu be a physical transformation, and Naruto had a younger, clothed, and whisker-less version that he used for pranks (much the same way Ranma used his girl-side; free food, tricking idiots like Kuno and Ryoga, etc.). May or may not end up SasuNaru. It could easily go romantic or just friends.
P.S. As far as the Anything Goes School and the Uchiha Clan are concerned, I cannot be the only one who noticed the similarity, can I?
Sinful Touch (Naruto)
Naruto's chakra is altered do to the youkai flowing through him. Though most people only see the physical aspect, youkai is corruptive in all ways; physically, mentally... and morally.
Shortly after joining the academy, he sees Hinata using an odd fighting style during taijutsu practice. after class he asks her about it, and a heavily stuttering Hinata tells him about the Jyuuken, as what is common knowledge. Thinking that it sounds awesome, Naruto decides to try to do it, and asks if Hinata would be his sparring partner. Wanting to spend more time with her crush, and seeing no harm since he cannot do it without the Byakugan, she agree.
When they start, however, there are unforseen consequences that will change the world. Naruto tries to do like she said, and force a tiny amount of chakra through his fingers, and into Hinata. The problem is that, due to his chakra control and reserves, a tiny amount for him is almost as much as Hinata has in her entire body.
Naruto is not effected by the youkai morally, because the seal reduces its influence, and he has had almost a decade to grow accustomed to it. Hinata has neither of those things, and quickly finds her mind and morals severely, if temporarily, warped. Since it is not directed, the Corruption enhances the Deadly Sin that she is closest to.
When Hinata stops moving after the hit, Naruto is worried that he might have really hurt her. That worry turns to shock and confusion, when Hinata tackles him and tries to find his tonsils with her tongue. In her Lust induced haze, she ends up confessing to him, as well, further shocking the young jinchuriki.
After a bit of subtle experimenting on his classmates, Naruto makes a few discoveries about his power. If he focuses on a specific Sin, then his Tsumibukai Renraku no Jutsu (Sinful Contact Jutsu) will cause that person to feel the urge to indulge in it. Otherwise, it simply enhance the one that they already feel the most. Also, he finds out that some are easier than other (Sloth in Shikamaru, Gluttony in Choji, Pride in Sasuke), and that some are nearly impossible (Wrath in Hinata, Gluttony in Sakura, Lust in Shikamaru).
In addition, The first time a Sin is evoked in a person, their personality will be shifted to be slightly more open to it (Pervert Hinata!). Naruto has also been opening himself up to the morally Corrupting aspect of youkai more than he is used to by using the jutsu, and it starts to effect him, as well.
And the Kyuubi, awakened by the recent activity, is sitting in the seal, laughing his ass off.
Trouble With Time/Space Jutsu! (Naruto)
Naruko has finally defeated Madara, but the cost was far too high. She decides to go back and change things. However, the jutsu she used has never been tested before. While her body was de-aged, and she did go back in time, the Konoha she ended up in is not HER Konoha. She realizes this when she wakes up from her jutsu, right next to a twelve year old MALE Naruto! Starts as a brother-sister relationship, but eventually becomes Naruto x Naruko. Possible Kyuubi x Fem. Kyuubi (if a way to make it work can be found, simply because I have never seen it done).
Coincidence or Fate? (Ranma 1/2)
Shortly after the failed wedding, two completely separate incidents occur that completely change the dynamics in Nerima. First, Ranma's curse gets locked again, but this time they have no idea how to undo it. Second, Ryoga recieves word of his father's death. However, when his mother arrives in Nerima, a startling discovery is made. It turns out that her sister was they late Mrs. Tendo, and thus Ryoga is the cousin of the Tendo girls!
Soun decides that it would be best to adopt them into the Tendo clan. However, after hearing the former Mrs. Hibiki's wish to see her son married, they realize that since Ryoga is now technically a Tendo, he is eligible for the Tendo-Saotome marriage pact, thus (in the parents' eyes) solving the problem of Ranma being stuck as a girl. Needless to say, neither Ranma or Ryoga are particularly thrilled with this idea.
Ranma points out to Ryoga that if they try to fight it to much, then they may get forced to marry. However, if they pretend to go along with the engagement, (just not TOO enthusiastically,) then they could drag it out long enough for Ranma to find a cure.
But as time passes, and there is still no cure found, they find themselves having to act, less and less...
Definitely Ryoga x Ranma-chan
Adopted by: Connor Elric
Rising Divinity (Naruto, slight D&D or Forgotten Realms)
Naruto has the blood of a god flowing through his veins, but this is not so much a blessing, as a curse. Even gods can starve, though it takes far longer than humans, and they can slow it down with mortal food. What gods feed on, however, is faith and worship. It need not be formal services, just people believing in them.
Naruto was surprised when his appetite declined shortly after joining the academy. Unknowingly, he had gained his first follower in the form of Hinata Hyuuga. While one believer was enough to keep him alive, he was still no more powerful than a regular human... except that he was a jinchuriki, of course.
After the Mizuki Incident, the Kyuubi awakens, and discovers that this time, he was not sealed into a human, but rather an Undecided Godling. An Undecided Godling is one that has the blood of the gods, but has yet to claim a title, or set the domains of their worship.
The Kyuubi makes a plan, and pulls Naruto into his mindscape. He explains to Naruto just what he is, about various Domains of power (with much more emphasis on the darker Domains, of course), and how his power is tied to worship. Naruto is ready to give up right then, but the Kyuubi goes on to explain that some gods were worshiped out of fear, rather than love.
Knowing that a mature god could steal his power anyway, and knowing just how powerful the favor of a god can be, the Kyuubi makes him a deal. He would give Naruto his power and worship (the worship of such a powerful demon would count for a lot more than a mere human), and in exchange, he would become Naruto's Herald when Naruto matured and became a true God. The Kyuubi knew that if Naruto did not follow an Evil path, then he would be changed into something other than a Demon, but it was necessary.
Naruto now found himself with a near infinite number of paths to pick from. Would he become a God of Destruction? A God of Protection? Or any number of choices between, or beyond?
Adopted by: Hector Enix
Legacy of Power (Naruto/Legend of Zelda)
While learning the Summoning Jutsu, Naruto is thrown into a crevasse by Jiraya, in an effort to unlock the Kyuubi's chakra. However, the meeting goes far different than expected. As soon as the Kyuubi sees Naruto, it seems to recognize him. It eagerly gives Naruto the chakra needed for the Summoning, and tells him to come speak with it soon, calling him "child of who I once was."
Naruto reports what happened to Sarutobi, and returns to his mindscape, alongside Inoichi Yamanaka. There, the Kyuubi tells an interesting tale. That the nine bijuu were once one being, the Juubi, and that the Juubi was once a man named Ganondorf.
However, before becoming the Juubi, the man had finally succeeded in conquering the land, then called Hyrule, and took the princess as his bride. Though he became a true demon, and was later defeated, he left a legacy behind. The princess carried his daughter. That child had the pale skin of the Hylians, but her father's flaming red hair. Despite knowing who the father was, Princess Zelda could not bring herself to let harm befall her own child. That child was the beginning of what would one day be known as the Uzumaki Clan.
Naruto Uzumaki was the direct descendant of the man who became the Juubi, Ganondorf. Because Ganondorf never truly died, it prevented his Power from being reincarnated, and locked it within his blood. Naruto is the sole remaining heir of that Power.
Second Chances (Naruto, slight Detective Conan)
When Naruto steals the scroll, Mizuki arrives before Iruka does. After using the news about the Kyuubi to get Naruto to be off guard, Mizuki beats Naruto nearly to death. At that point, Mizuki decides to use an experimental poison to finish off the 'demon', Apotoxin-4869. Iruka arrives just after Mizuki administers it. In his anger he is able to keep Mizuki from escaping long enough for the Hokage and ANBU to show up. Sarutobi realizes that Naruto is still alive, just with his body now that of a seven year old, and takes him to the hospital. When he wakes up, he talks to the Hokage, and they decide that if Naruto 'died', then he could have another chance at a normal childhood.
Sarutobi decides that Konoha has regained enough of its strength to protect Naruto, and Naruto has shown enough maturity, to tell the child about his parents. Naruto uses an altered form of his Sexy Jutsu (younger, no whiskers, and clothed) to disguise his appearance, and they decide to declare her the niece of the Yondaime. Her name would be Atarashi (new child) Namikaze.
Because of her desire to be a ninja, she has to go through the academy again. She finds herself in the same class as the Konohamaru Corps. Unfortunately, there is someone in the class that can see that she is disguised. Hanabi Hyuuga gets curious, and decides to find out more about her. Only to see Naruto undo the technique when he thinks nobody is looking. Would end up Naruto (young) x Hanabi, but some of the romance would happen while Naruto was Atarashi. Also, there will be quite a few romantic moments between Hanabi and Naruto while in Atarashi (female) form, so expect to see quite a few nose bleeds from Konohamaru.
P.S. I was the one that came up with this idea, and I still feel kind of bad for Hinata. Not only does she think the boy she loves is dead, but he ends up with her younger sister, too!
Adopted by: AckaRed
Ki Sorceror (Harry Potter/Ranma 1/2)
After Ranma kills Saffron, word of his deed quickly spreads through the magical communities of the world (mostly because they blew up a mountain). Dumbledore hears of this, and decides that maybe he needs to go further afield to find a good Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. He sends Ranma an invitaion to observe the ways of Western magic for a year, and then stay on as a member of the faculty, because Ranma is "the premier Ki Sorceror of his generation." Ranma decides to give it a chance. Starts with book 4.
The reason he does not ask him to be a teacher right away, is because Ramna is 17 at the start of this story. I am not sure if that is canon or not, but that is what I would go with. I would not have Ranma participate in the Triwizard tournament, but he would probably help train Harry (and maybe Cedric, too). Ranma would NOT be getting a wand, or be using ANY western magic.
Arcane Fox (Naruto/Baldur's Gate 2)
An 8 year old Naruto stumbles across the tomb of Archmage Almauntyr Bhaalspawn, and finds his Staff of the Magi, Robe of Vecna, Boccob's Blessed Book (spellbook), and his journal. Almauntyr bound his spirit to the journal, so as to escape his fate in the Nine Hells. He shows Naruto his past and offers to train him. His past is excessively bloody, (he actually embraced his status as a bhaalspawn, hence his last name,) but the power he offers intrigues Naruto. Naruto starts to learn Arcane magic, and calls it Jujutsu.
Almauntyr augments the Shiki Fujin with his magic, causing the Kyuubi to have no access to Naruto whatsoever, but limiting the amount of chakra Naruto can pull from it to four tails worth. However, while not an actual Balor, obviously, the Kyuubi is a Balor-class demon, and all demons have magic, even if they change it into something else, like chakra, which the Bijuu do. While Naruto is limited in the amount of CHAKRA he can access, the seal does not limit the flow of MAGIC at all. This basically gives Naruto 5 extra levels of wizard (one for each tail he does not have access to).
In addition, this leaves the body without a soul to control it should Naruto get knocked unconcious. Since Naruto has Almauntyr's journal, (and thus his soul,) with him constantly, the archmage's soul is able to take over Naruto's body should the need arise. However, Naruto can stop him from doing so if he is conscious and unwilling.
Almauntyr has been effectively dead for millenia, this has weakened him considerably. The fact that he is still sane, (well, as sane as he was when he 'died',) is a testament to the power of his will... and the level of his (in)sanity when he was truly alive.
Ranko's Fiance (Ranma 1/2)
Before Ranma was born, his father made an agreement with one of his childhood friends. The agreement was that if they ever had children that could marry, they would do so. They both had only a single son, though. Now Genma's friend has heard of Ranma's curse and has come to see if they can make good on the deal. When he arrives at the Tendo Dojo, however, Ranma and company finds out that Genma's friend is the father of none other than... Ryoga Hibiki!!! (Should end up being a Ryoga x Ranko/Ranma-chan fic.)
My Mother is a Kunoichi? (Naruto/Ranma 1/2)
Naruto's mother, Kushina Uzumaki, did not die, but was sent to another world. She spent twenty years there, pretending to be from an old samurai family. During this time she fell in love again and gave birth to another son... as Nodoka Saotome. She finally finds a way back to her own world, only to drag her "niece", "Ranko Tendo", with her by accident. After they reveal the truth to each other, (Nodoka is not even thinking of enforcing the sepuku contract, at this point,) they find themselves in Konoha. The only thing is, time flows differently here; it has only been twelve years since the Kyuubi attacked. She reclaims her other son, and introduces the half-brothers to each other. Kushina would 'convince' the Hokage to let her and Ranma join onto Team Seven (Kushina as an assistant sensei). From there it would likely follow canon, except where Kushina's and Ranma's presence would change it (such as them training Naruto).
Adopted by: Inuyasha-loves-Hanyou-Kagome
Curses With a History (Ranma/Forgotten Realms)
Drizzt Do'Urden falls victim to a curse cast by a wizard with a twisted sense of humor, before being banished to another world in the form of a black piglet. Catti-brie cannot bear to lose him, so she follows through the portal. However, she is too late to save him from drowning in one of the springs in the valley in which she finds herself. In a fit of dispair, she drowns herself in another nearby spring. Over 1,000 years later along comes Ranma Saotome and Ryoga Hibiki. Ryoga finds a potion that breaks one curse effecting the one who drinks it. To his surprise, it removes the curse on his cursed form, not his Jusenkyo curse itself, causing him to turn into a drow. As Drizzt and Catti-brie's memories, including that of the love they had for each other, starts to bleed through to Ryoga and Ranma, they find themselves seeing each other in a whole new light. Nerima will never be the same. Ryoga(Drizzt) x Ranma-chan(Catti-brie)
The Amazon, the Mercenary, and the Wild Horse (Ranma 1/2)
During the training for the Breaking Point, Akane comes to hate Ranma. Between him hating her cooking, Ryoga loving it, (or at least saying he does,) and a lot of meddling from Cologne, Akane not only becomes aware of Ryoga's crush on her, but returns his feelings. After telling her father, the engagement is moved to Nabiki. However, there is also a certain Amazon girl that wants to console our pigtailed hero.
Iyoku no Kami (Naruto)
Title means "Will of God". The Kyuubi does not want to have a weak host, so he looks into the child's DNA to see if he has any dormant bloodline. To the Kyuubi's shock, it discovers that the boy is a descendant of the Sage of the Six Paths, and has the potential for the Rinnegan. However, in its haste to activate the bloodline, the Kyuubi forgot about the corrosive effect its chakra had on the human body. This caused the bloodline to mutate into something new... and much more powerful, in the right hands.
The bloodline that Naruto gained was not a doujutsu, or an elemental bloodline. What would later become known as the "Iyoku no Kami", gave its wielder unprecedented use of their chakra. It had two abilities. The first ability, "Will of Creation", was to expel pure chakra from their body, and change it into anything they wanted. They could even create living, sentient creatures. The more complex the creation, the more chakra was used, and creating something living even more so. Most Jounin barely had enough chakra to create a rabbit. However, Naruto was not only an Uzumaki, but Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi, as well. The second ability, "Will of Destruction", was what would allow most people, that had it, to use this bloodline effectively. By injecting some of their chakra into something (or someone), they could turn it (or them) into pure chakra, and add it to their own. To do this, the object (or person) has to be something they created... or they have to inject more chakra than that object (or person) has. It would not work on gases, but particulates in a gas could be effected. Godlike Naruto (was this part really necessary?)
A Fox in Sheep's Clothing (Naruto)
The Kyuubi was too powerful for Minato's untested seal to fully contain. While it's body and powers were sealed, it's mind was not. It was able to take over the body, and destroy the mind, of Naruto Uzumaki less than a day after he was born. Knowing that it would take time to learn how to remove the seal, the Kyuubi pretended to be Naruto. It pretended to be a knucklehead, so that no one would suspect it until it was ready to escape. However, it did not realize that it would start to gain human emotions from "being" a human for so long.
It did not realize that it could come to care for 'mere' humans.
Tyrant of Peace (Naruto)
Inspired by a scene from "Kuroi Kaze: Fuujin's chosen" by Airheaded dude. After overhearing Madara and Itachi talking about the upcoming Uchiha Massacre, Naruto races off to warn the Hokage. When the Hokage tells him that it is too late, that there is nothing he can do, Naruto swears an oath to himself. "If the Hokage can't stop people from killing each other, then I don't want to be Hokage. I'll just get strong. So strong that people would rather face the Shinigami than defy me! I WILL bring peace to the world... even if it means forcing the world to cower at my feet!" Dark Naruto (obviously)
Child of the Sannin (Naruto)
On Naruto's twelth birthday, Naruto is surprised when a hidden seal on his shoulder releases its content, which is a journal. It turns out to be the private journal of Orochimaru. This is how 'Naruto' finds out that the real Naruto, child of Minato and Kushina, was stillborn, forcing the Yondaime to use the only other child born that day. The DAUTHER of two of the Sannin. After telling Tsunade that it was her child that died, the Sandaime put an advanced seal on her child to make her look like Naruto would. Orochimaru found out, but was exiled before he could convince Sarutobi that he could be a good father. In reality, he only wanted to mold the child for his own use. Despite admitting as much, he tells her to get strong at the end of the journal. He tells her to show Sarutobi his error in separating them. In the journal, she also finds the "Hidden Snake Hands" technique, as well as how to make ones body more snake-like (unusually flexible, freakishly long toungue, etc.).
Adopted by: Bast14
Warlock Fox (Naruto/Looking For Group)
Richard is Banished. However, instead of winding up on the 'Plane of Suck', he winds up in Konoha on Naruto's fourth birthday. He kills a mob that is trying to beat Naruto. This being Richard, he only did it so that he could kill the boy himself. Despite his best efforts, though, Naruto survives. This interests Richard and he decides to train the boy to become a warlock like himself. Dark, yet humorous (aka Richard-like) Naruto.
Monstrous Blondes - if you can think of a better title please use it - (Naruto/Hellsing)
Root ANBU manage to enter the Namikaze Estate 11 years after the Kyuubi Attack. Unfortunately for them, they accidentally set off a seal that awakens the most powerful of the Namikaze ancestors. How will Naruto's life change, with the addition of a sister figure in the form of a certain blonde haired, blue eyed Police Girl? (Seras and Naruto would see each other as family, NOT romantically.)
The Monk of Zero (Inuyasha/The Familiar of Zero)
Instead of summoning Saito, Louise ends up summoning Miroku! From there, many girls get propositioned, and much hilarity ensues.
Bhaalspawn Chronicles (Baldur's Gate/Various)
"The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his death he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown in their footsteps."
What if various characters were fathered by Bhaal, God of Murder, and not by whom everyone thought they were? How would this affect their stories? This would likely be a collaboration between multiple autors. Also, Bhaal was a God. Who's to say he could not travel between worlds?
Suggestions: Naruto, Ranma, Lelouch (Code Geass), Ichigo (Bleach), Seras Victoria (Hellsing), Edogawa Conan aka Kudo Shinichi (Detective Conan), Luffy (One Piece), Hei (Darker Than Black), Tsukune (RosarioVampire), Masataka Takayanagi (Tenjou Tenge), Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Saito (The Familiar of Zero), and Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon). These are just suggestions, and by no means the limit.
I don't care what anyone says about this. That includes the one who wrote the series. I disagree with him, and I stand by my opinion. HAKU IS A FEMALE!
Current favorite: "Hah! It's Krillin." - Cell - Dragon Ball Z
"I may have lost them, but technically we're both at fault here, because it was you who trusted me in the first place." - Justin - LeetStreet Boys webcomic
"One's dreams can lead to surprising revelations, but what one says while dreaming, can lead to even more shocking revelations for others." - Maltrazz (Me)
"I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!" - Slicerness
"You focus on the trivial, and lose sight of what's most important. Change is impossible, in this fog of ignorance. How can we evolve when regulation is all we know?" - Uchiha Itachi - Naruto
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Hatake Kakashi - Naruto
"Heh, I don't know what's going on, but I'm always up for getting wild." - Kiba Inuzuka - Naruto
"I... I destroy... the world... and create it... anew." - Lelouch's "last words" - Code Geass
"I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that hard to understand?" - Richard - Looking For Group
"Killing means never having to say you're sorry." - Richard - Looking For Group
"Funny, they never look psychotic when they're sleeping." - Master Roshi - Dragonball
"You go be a journalist. I'll kick ass." - Cado - The Green Hornet
"Twas honor dead as killed by greed." - Poe (NPC Bard) - Baldur's Gate
"If you have the arrogance of a god and can kill like a god, who's to say you are not a god?" - Journal entry - Baldur's Gate
"Dead gods never rest easy." - Imoen - Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn
"Space hamsters are never wrong!" - Minsc - Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn
"An illusion can kill you if you believe in it, but the real thing can kill you whether you believe in it or not." - Artemis Entriri - Forgotten Realms
"Sane is boring." - Jarlaxle of Breagan De'Arthe - Forgotten Realms
"Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place." - Zaraki Kenpachi - Bleach
"Evil beware. We have waffles." - Raven - Teen Titans
"When you wish upon a star...EVIL WILL FIND YOU." - Nostalgia Critic
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Curiosity killed the cat... Satisfaction brought it back." - Stephen King
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." - Unknown
“If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry and if you jump out of the window, I will laugh.” - Unknown
"Save your hatred, temper it with patience, and release it with vengeance." - Unknown
"Repitition is the key to success. With obvious exceptions... Suicide for example." - Unknown
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines." - Unknown
"Envy: Don't be ashamed if someone's better than you. It's nothing a lead pipe won't fix" - Unknown
"The pen may be stronger than the sword, and speech may triumph over strength. But I can remove your hands so you cannot write, and I can remove your tongue so you cannot speak." - Unknown
"You can’t spell slaughter without laughter." - Unknown
"I don't like to think of it as cheating, I like to think of it as a different, easier way to win." - Unknown
"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier." - Unkown
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives." - Unknown
"If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them." - Unknown
"Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life." - Unknown
"Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs." - Unknown
"I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life." - Unknown
"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun." - Unknown
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them." - Unknown
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat." - Unknown
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them." - Unknown
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil." - Unknown
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." - Unknown
"Mindless destruction can be so therapeutic." - Unknown
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." - Unknown
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." - Unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." - Unknown
"When you read a quote and says unknown at the end of it its because they can't spell anonymous." - Unknown
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