crankypanda93
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Joined 12-14-10, id: 2655960, Profile Updated: 03-12-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

To be painfully honest, i can't write. i have had no practice at all and that my dear readers is what you shall be subjected to- badly written stories and profile descriptions until my style and hopefully my writing skills are more bearable. ^_^ ;however,

due to a pathetic excuse for a muse and a horribly lacking imagination (also something to do with a mysteriously missing thumbdrive) i won't update often, in fact, rather rarely. as a university student, my inspiration will return as time goes on, unfortunately though my time will dissappear. (i swear those two are either conspiring against me in a last ditch attempt to rescue any readers of FF who happen to stumble upon my stories or profile. or they hate eachother with a vengeance... i suspect it is the former.. -.- )

reviews are awesome because that make my head feel big enough to attempt to write another one or at least make me able to edit the horrible bloody and gruesome mess that i call plot... or i wish i could call plot... (in my head though i just call it crap.) so yeah. suffer my stories then review, sounds fair ne?

che, like hell. :)

btw. the avatar is by 15385 bic. an awesome person. love her people... ^_^

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From Off To On : Naruto x Sasuke : NaruSasu by Jannasaur reviews
"Getting lost in your head is the best place to get lost in." AU Oneshot. Rated for Alcohol, Drink/Driving, Incest, Alice in Wonderland and Breif Smut, Yaoi and Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Raw Meat by AkiraSesshoumaruMalfoy reviews
Just a short drabble about how Derek Morgan fell in love with Spencer Reid. If I say this is slash, would that be redundant? Read and Review please and thank you
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Something of a strange occurance by AkiraSesshoumaruMalfoy reviews
Just some NaruSasu smut for all you people who want NaruSasu smut. Warning: BoyxBoy, Yaoi smut, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rating NC-17 M because CHILDREN DO NOT READ THIS! just to be safe : anyone else, enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
playing for your heart by glorybrightone reviews
NaruSasu Yaoi High school fic. Sasuke is in love with a straight Naruto... or is he? What happens in team bonding stays at team bonding, neh? finally with a lemon, and complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,564 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Until You by dmnq8 reviews
Village bully meets village outcast.Will they each let the other in? Dark. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Rated M for Mature content and eventual lemons. I don't own Naruto or the characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,936 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Sweet Romance by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasuke and Naruto escape from Konoha for a little one on one time, please beware language and read warning at top.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seduction of Naruto by Vree reviews
How Sasuke and Naruto got together. Festivalcliche, OOC and Yaoi all wrapped into one story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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vunereal pursuit reviews
Venereal vuh- neer-ee-uhl 5. Sexual desire or intercourse… a sasu/naru with kaka/iru backing. M for sex scenes complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This is what it's all about reviews
a rather basic oneshot. a naru/sasu. contains yaoi and sex scenes so if you do not like guy/guy or explicit scenes please do not read. terrible summary, probably a terrible story. sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete