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Joined 12-14-10, id: 2656334, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
Author has written 15 stories for Glee, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Sherlock, and Avengers.

Welcome to my profile page internet users!

I love fanfiction and have actually found it to be quite addicting. Harry Potter and Glee are my obsessions. (I will mostly write Klaine though, because it's just too perfect and adorable) I love receiving feedback for my writing, and it just makes me want to write more!

I also absolutely love music, pretty much all kinds. My favorite band at the moment is The Script :D I also really enjoy soundtracks to musicals, and they make up a large chunk of my iPod memory. Wicked, Sweeney Todd, and Next to Normal are my current favorites.

As for TV, I don't watch too much, but I do watch Glee (of course), White Collar, and Psych, which are all totally awesome shows! I also really enjoy watching movies, especially the Harry Potter series, and Inception.

I love Darren Criss and his production company Starkid, and if you don't know what I'm talking about you should totally go check it out. They make some pretty epic musicals xD

My favorite authors are J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown, and James Patterson. They're all amazing writers, and when I'm reading one of their books I have a ridiculously hard time putting it down, so I highly recommend them!

Guess that's all for now, I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I like writing them!

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7713 - Favs: 8,101 - Follows: 7,670 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There's No Place Like Home by lovetheblazer reviews
When Kurt misses a date with Blaine, Blaine decides to go investigating. He wasn't expecting to find his boyfriend slumped against the toilet in the bathroom looking awful. Will Kurt be okay? Klaine of course, with some Kurt whump and Klaine fluff to come
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,416 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4930 - Favs: 11,352 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Don't Drink The SkeleGro by Chaotic Demon reviews
Shawn and Gus wind up at Hogwarts? A response to the "100 Themes" and "Shawn Spencer and the Harry Potter Crossover" challenges. Any major spoilers will be from the Potterverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
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Snuggle Buddies reviews
Tony is concerned about Bruce and asks him a surprising question. Cuddles ensue.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Letters to Sherlock reviews
Short letters John writes to Sherlock. Post-Reichenbach. John Watson is struggling, and he feels the best way to express this is to write letters to his dead friend. Maybe it helps him feel better. Or maybe it just helps him feel less lonely. Or like he still has a purpose.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John W.
Monsters reviews
A.U. Mostly after Emily Prentiss dies. A quick journey into the conflicted and depressed mind of one Spencer Reid. Trigger warnings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - S. Reid
Dalton Reform School reviews
Blaine is a student at Dalton Reform School. Kurt doesn't want anything to do with Dalton. What will happen when their paths cross?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,148 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
How? reviews
In which Finn asks Kurt for advice after observing Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Finn H. - Complete
Takeover reviews
Daltonverse: Dwight finds himself somewhere that looks suspiciously like hell.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Sai and Sunglasses reviews
Blaine discovers Kurt's hidden talent, and shares a secret of his own. Other themes in later chapters. Short drabbles of fluff. Klaine starting at chapter 8. Requests welcome. Ch. 39 up- Special Birthday
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,386 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Mother's Day reviews
Mother's Day at the Hudson-Hummel house.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Elements reviews
Harry impresses Hermione and Ron while they are all doing their homework one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
You'd Be Surprised reviews
Takes place before 'Born This Way.' Karofsky's thoughts on missing Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Can You Feel The Love Tonight reviews
Wes and David interfere with Blaine and Kurt's 'friendship.' Mostly by annoying Blaine. Klaine near the end. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Denial reviews
'I'm straight. Yup. ...right...? Yes. There shouldn't even be a question. But apparently there was.' Karofsky's conflicting thoughts during the Superbowl episode. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - D. Karofsky - Complete
It's Complicated reviews
Kurt wonders if he should return to McKinley.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Just Breathe reviews
Takes place right after 'Never Been Kissed.' Finn steps up to attempt to help Kurt. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
I'm Terrified, Please Help? reviews
Kurt and Karofsky's points of views after "Never Been Kissed."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete