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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride.

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Okay so my name is Kayla... or you can call me ChickenNinja...

I enjoy listening to music, writing and painting.

I play soccer-center field, defense and goalie.

The arts are my life and without that im nothing.

I usually come up with my fanfic ideas through personal experiences... or even dreams I randomly have...

A majority of my stories come from dreams...

I never write rough drafts of chapters... I usuallly type it off the top of my head and post it...

I honeslty think I'm not the best writer... but I do enjoy writing... its a passion of mine...

it's...

well...

me.


Imagine when Fang sings he sounds like Ryan Hunter... that would be hot.

When Max sings she sounds like Haley Williams, hehe that would be cool...


FIND ME ON FACEBOOK! PLEASE NO STALKING!: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/yea.i.am.sooooooo.beast


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Favorite Maximum Ride Quotes:

"'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"

"Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha." -Max

"They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested."

"'And how do you spell that???' the agent asked.
'Captain, like the captain of a ship," the Gasman explained. 'And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.'
'Your name is Captain Terror.'"

Fang grins, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."

"(after discovering that Fang can become invisible)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough"
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"

"Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digest fish, krill, and an oily substance from their father's stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?"

"Oh. My. God," Total breathed, stopping dead. He stared up at her as if her were a starving man and she was a Snickers bar. He shook his head. "I know it's daylight, because the sun has started to shine again!" He inhaled deeply. "And the air--the air is suddenly perfumed with--"
"Jet fuel, hot tar, dirty bird kids, and a malamute," I said nudging him forward with my foot.

"You could lock Gazzy up in a room with nothing but a bowl full of Jell-o and his shoelaces and he would still find some way to blow something up." -Max


A cool picture found of the Flock :3

http://sundang.deviantart.com/art/Maximum-Ride-Concept-The-Flock-58803700


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. (now see I do/don't do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one, besides my friend, that I know who gets the joke)
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


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16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

i love the feeling I get when people review on my stories :3


R.I.P Envy On The Coast...


1, What color is your toothbrush?

I believe it is green…

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My bestfriend

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeeeeping.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Writing.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Sour Patch.

6, Have you ever been to Disney World?

Yes that place is awesome.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

‘She seriously put her keys on that…’

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Pistachio

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Hot Chocolate because my house is freezing cold and the rents don’t like putting on the heater.

10, Do you like your wallet?

I don’t have money, so why should I have a wallet?

11, What was the last thing you ate?

A piece of toast.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

A pair of earings…

13, The last sporting event you watched?

MEXICO VS. SERBIA…

GOOOOOOO MEXICOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Home style….

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My Best friend :P

16, Ever go camping?

Once every year! (Note Sarcasm?)

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No. I’m an Atheist. ._.

19, Do you have a tan?

At this moment no… Its winter time…

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Every day, any day.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No, I drink it with my feet. ~_~

22, What did your last text message say?

‘What sound does a unicorn make?? ;~;’

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

School… >_

24, What color is your watch?

I do not have a watch.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Cereal.

26, What color is your watch?

Oh my goshhh. Are you running out of questions to ask that you have to ask the same question twice?

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Student Ambassador Program :3

28, What is your birthstone?

Amethyst

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

If I’m with my dad or mom I go through the drive though.

If im with friends we go inside a fast food place just to be loud and annoy people.

30, What is your favorite number?

18… because 18 is Andres Guardado’s Jersey Number….

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My Grandma. ._.

32, Any plans today?

Sushi time!

33, How many states have you lived in?

2, and they are right next to each other.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Life…. And school work.

35, Last song listened to?

The gift of paralysis- Envy On The Coast

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No. I never practiced.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yea, my mom.

38, Favorite pair of heels?

I don’t wear heels…

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yes, I’m jealous of Hayley Williams and her ability to hold a high note.

And I am also Jealous of those people who are learning regular 8th grade work and not sophomore curriculum (like I am… -_-)

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Im not the type to make anyone jealous of me..

41, Do you love anyone?

Yes, Ryan Hunter… *sigh.*

AND ANDRES GUARDADO. OH MY GOSH… IF ONLY I CAN STEAL HIM AND MARRY HIM.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Yea, my friend Roxanne.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yes.

46, What color is your car?

Im not old enough to drive yet…

47, Do you like cats?

F*ck no.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Ryan Hunter…

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yea that place is AWESOME.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Falling down the local parks stairs while trying ride my skateboard down the stairs railing.

51, What is your real name?

Kayla

52, Are you a girl or guy?

I am a girl, if you don’t believe me you can come and check.

53, Where do you plan on going for college?

Berkley in California… I wanna become a CSI Agent :P

54, What is the last book you read?

Maximum Ride book 1

55, What is on your TV right now?

My tv is off…

Because im doing… ‘home work’

56, What is the last thing you have said and to who?

“Shut up you pig.” I said that to my dad.

57, Where are you?

At home :)

58, What was the last thing you thought?

I was thinking of this song lyric:

“No I’m not afraid- at least not to die, I am afraid to live and not remember why.”

57, What would you do with a million dollars?

Buy all the C-D’s I can.

58, Grab the closest thing next to you. What was it?

Nothing.

59, What are you writing right now?

Answering these questions.

60, What is it like being you?

Freaky Friday.

61, What are your thoughts on writing?

One of the most beautiful things anyone can do.


1.Iggy

2.Fang

3.Nudge

4.Angel

5.Gazzy

6.Max

7.Jeb

8.Lissa

9.Bridged

10.Total

11.Dr. M

12.Ella

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A songfic about Max and Dr.M. No.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Im straight :P

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Lesbo much?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope everyone hates her.

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

ITS MAX AND FANG! DUHHHHHHHHH!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jeb and Total. That would be funny.

7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out?

I would kick Fang and Ella’s ass.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic.

One day a little girl name nudge takes a walk through the woods what happens when she meets a talking dog? R&R!!!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I read about it in one story….

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

‘Opening hearts’

11. If you wrote a songfic bout Eight, what song would you choose?

‘Fuck you.’ I wrote the song in 5th grade :)


I love you Ryan Hunter...


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Dying to Live Again by horis gadungerchuck reviews
Fang was your average teenager,who took life for granted. Until, he found out he has cancer. Now,he has 13 months to live. 13 months,to fall in love,to rebuild friendships, to live again.AH/AU,Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,479 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Fang, Max
The Life of Maximum Ride by IcannotRestImustWrite reviews
Max tells the story of her life through flashbacks. From when she was a little girl marrying Fang in the backyard, all the way through primary school, high school, uni, work, family and everything in between.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,274 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Max, Fang
The Matchmaker by theBellKat reviews
Maya and Max are twin sisters who have just moved from New York to California. As they adjust to new everythings, Maya forces Max to help her get to know a certain tall, dark, and silent boy. But will Max and Fang fall for each other instead? FAXFAXFAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Max, Fang
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,645 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
What Matters Most by Esperanza12 reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends since they were born. Now 15, life is going great, until a particular bruise leads to a diagnoses. Meanwhile, they begin to realize maybe they mean even more to each other than they thought- in a totally new way. Human. T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,279 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Secrets and Sacrifices by MillieKittan reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The One That Got Away by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Fang and Iggy, good friends, face problems when Iggy's sister Max moves to Arizona. He moves to Cali to live with his dad, leaving instructions for Fang to take care of Max. So how does Fang keep the boys away when he's falling for her himself? Rated T, AU, no wings, FAXXXXX! Tap that review button... It's sexy ;D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,722 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Rain by fanfic-fanatic1197 reviews
When Max is moved away from her home town in Washinton, to Arizona where apparently, it never rains, she is NOT happy. However, she ends up moving right next door to a certain dark-haired hottie in a band that no girl can get! No wings! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Max, Fang
Fallen by Lady Tal0n reviews
AU. Fax. Partial-human. Maximum Ride is a teenager with the unfortunate luck to run into life-threatening situations. With her father, Jeb, moving her all over the States, she finally ends up in San Diego, where she meets her Guardian Angel, Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Back Street Kids by CrazyLittleKookoo reviews
Max has a hard life, a drunk mothers and her abusive boyfriend and two siblings to raise. As well as finding the rent, even if it means through illegal means. Fang has it easy...Full summary inside. All Human, similar but different to others. FAX EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Max, Fang
He's Out of My League by americanbread reviews
How much are you willing to do to get the one you love? In this story, Max is willing to do everything to get Fang's attention. Loosely based on the Thai film "A Little Thing Called Love". AH; FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,347 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
He Is NOT My Brother by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
Rules of dating, No dating your best friends ex's. No dating your friends crush's. No dating your brothers friends... What about your step brother? Cause Gawd I did not listen to that last one... what the hell am I going to do? *Tons of FAX*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fang, Max
Speak by Armygirl0604 reviews
Meet Fang-the foster kid who just can't get a break. Meet Max-the girl who's determined to make him feel welcome in her home. Is Fang just afriad to talk or is there something wrong with him? And is Max falling in love with her foster brother? Me no own.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Diary Entries by cherryblaster reviews
One night, Iggy goes into Fang's room with...Max's diary. Do they read it? Of course they read it! But when Max wants to get her revenge when she finds out, what do us readers get? A lot of Fax of course!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Max, Fang
To Survive by Not Here Dont Talk to Me reviews
Max is a girl who has had a bad life. Drawn into a life of crime by another girl, she is caught and taken to juvy. There she meets Fang, Iggy and Nudge. Together they have to work to escape... and to survive. AU, AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,171 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009
Winging It by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
Max Ride has always managed to rope herself in with the wrong crowd of people. But one event could give her the chance to start over, and finally find her place in life. How will she learn to fit in? Winging it, of course. ALL HUMAN complete w/ bad puns!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,473 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
What Would You Do For A Scholarship? by AlyNova reviews
Fang and Max are both finalists for a scholarship to Cornish, an art school in Seattle WA. they have been teamed together for an almost impossible assignment:work together against three other teams for the prize. T for Fax and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Three Little Words by shyyyyxoxo reviews
Fang tries to tell Max he loves her. Everytime he tries though, SOMETHING interupts him. Can he finally get the words out? Or will he chicken out? Oneshot.:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Determination by FlowerChild22 reviews
Max is used to the guys after her, but doesn't care for a relationship. New guy, Fang Smith, wants to show her that she can love. Short and a little rushed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Better Than a Dream by X Rider reviews
Between Max's jobs and her past she is too busy to notice someone trying to help her. Will she even be able to live with the choices she makes. There shall be FAX! It is so much better than it sounds and gets even better ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 51,327 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Case of Love by Jar of Sporks reviews
Max has never cared too much about her mom's murder cases. So why would she care when Mom brings home Fang, a guy her age who happens to be related to the latest case her mom is working on? Still, Max finds herself intrigued by the case...and Fang. AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Max, Fang
A Camping Trip Of A Life Time by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
"Max how do you feel about camping?" He asked. My mouth drops open, "Huh?" I asked confused. Is anyone else confused because how is that have anything to do with the outcome of... Some are human, some aren't. And Fax! Full summary inside. Please give it a chance. Review too!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Don't Remember To Forget Me by GhostNox181 reviews
A situation leads Max & Fang to the fight of their lives. Now Max, hurt and angry, runs to the whitecoats for help...to forget. But when the procedure works a bit too well, will Max be able to remember who the Flock is? More importantly, will she want to?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,924 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Save Me From Myself by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Got bored and decided to make another story where Max was raped. It's been four years since she last saw the flock. What happens when they find her? Can she trust them again? Can she still love Fang? Mang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,160 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Another by Fly On Aya reviews
Deveraux Academy for Girls is the school Max will spend the rest of her senior year. There, she befriends Kaichou and somewhere along the way, she meets Fang. Maybe her life is gonna change. WARNING: CLICHE FLASHBACKS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,003 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me by TeenTitanzzLuva reviews
Finally, Mr. and Mrs. McGowan agree to stop stupid rules prohibiting many things But mainly, Finn and Megan getting togther. Will they get together, or keep on living in denial? First One-Shot, for this book so plz Read and Review xD
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Meagan M., Finn McG. - Complete
Forbidden by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang is the opposite of Max: rich, famous,& silent. Now, Max applies to be a maid/nanny for a rich guy. Fang is her boss. Love sparks between them and it's complicated and they deny it. What could be better than a forbidden love? WARNING: SLIGHTLY BIPOLAR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Daddy's Home by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Max's Dad Left Ten Years Ago When She Was Six. Now She's Stuk With Her Abusive Step-Mom. Can She Escape? She Only Has About Enough Time As She Has Scars On Her Body. Summary Sucks. R&R ?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fractured: A Maximum Ride Parody by MillieKittan reviews
Set during MR1. Rescuing Angel went completely wrong, and the rest of the Flock are gone. With just Max and Fang left, can they still save the world? Fax. Humour/ Adventure/ Romance. Some violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
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The Bucket List reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! When they were 7, Max and Nick created a bucket list-filled with 320 things to do. Follow their journey as they try to complete the most stupid and outrageous things on the list that they named, 'The Macmillan List'.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fang, Max
Revitalized reviews
Sequel to "In Too Deep"- After Fang is killed by Hatch, Max spirals into a deep depression. She decides to move the flock to NYC where they want to start over. What happens if they can't really run away from the past? Fax/Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Max, Fang
In Too Deep reviews
It's hard to live in a world where no one understands you. It's even harder when you're Maximum Martinez, A teenage girl who has made one big mistake. One day she meets two guys named Iggy and Fang, and together they begin a new life...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is reviews
Max was just abandoned by her father Jeb. When she decides to move back in with her mother could things possibly spark between her and an old time best friend Fang? And what happens when someone is pregnant! Read to find out! Slight OOC- Fax/Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Max, Fang