Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride.
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Okay so my name is Kayla... or you can call me ChickenNinja...
I enjoy listening to music, writing and painting.
I play soccer-center field, defense and goalie.
The arts are my life and without that im nothing.
I usually come up with my fanfic ideas through personal experiences... or even dreams I randomly have...
A majority of my stories come from dreams...
I never write rough drafts of chapters... I usuallly type it off the top of my head and post it...
I honeslty think I'm not the best writer... but I do enjoy writing... its a passion of mine...
Imagine when Fang sings he sounds like Ryan Hunter... that would be hot.
When Max sings she sounds like Haley Williams, hehe that would be cool...
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Favorite Maximum Ride Quotes:
"'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"
"Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha." -Max
"They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested."
"'And how do you spell that???' the agent asked.
'Captain, like the captain of a ship," the Gasman explained. 'And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.'
'Your name is Captain Terror.'"
Fang grins, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."
"(after discovering that Fang can become invisible)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"
"Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digest fish, krill, and an oily substance from their father's stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?"
"Oh. My. God," Total breathed, stopping dead. He stared up at her as if her were a starving man and she was a Snickers bar. He shook his head. "I know it's daylight, because the sun has started to shine again!" He inhaled deeply. "And the air--the air is suddenly perfumed with--"
"Jet fuel, hot tar, dirty bird kids, and a malamute," I said nudging him forward with my foot.
"You could lock Gazzy up in a room with nothing but a bowl full of Jell-o and his shoelaces and he would still find some way to blow something up." -Max
A cool picture found of the Flock :3
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. (now see I do/don't do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one, besides my friend, that I know who gets the joke)
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.
MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS!
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16 things to do in Walmart.
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
i love the feeling I get when people review on my stories :3
R.I.P Envy On The Coast...
1, What color is your toothbrush?
I believe it is green…
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to Disney World?
Yes that place is awesome.
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
‘She seriously put her keys on that…’
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Hot Chocolate because my house is freezing cold and the rents don’t like putting on the heater.
10, Do you like your wallet?
I don’t have money, so why should I have a wallet?
11, What was the last thing you ate?
A piece of toast.
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
A pair of earings…
13, The last sporting event you watched?
MEXICO VS. SERBIA…
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
My Best friend :P
16, Ever go camping?
Once every year! (Note Sarcasm?)
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
No. I’m an Atheist. ._.
19, Do you have a tan?
At this moment no… Its winter time…
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Every day, any day.
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No, I drink it with my feet. ~_~
22, What did your last text message say?
‘What sound does a unicorn make?? ;~;’
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
24, What color is your watch?
I do not have a watch.
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
26, What color is your watch?
Oh my goshhh. Are you running out of questions to ask that you have to ask the same question twice?
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Student Ambassador Program :3
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
If I’m with my dad or mom I go through the drive though.
If im with friends we go inside a fast food place just to be loud and annoy people.
30, What is your favorite number?
18… because 18 is Andres Guardado’s Jersey Number….
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My Grandma. ._.
32, Any plans today?
33, How many states have you lived in?
2, and they are right next to each other.
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
Life…. And school work.
35, Last song listened to?
The gift of paralysis- Envy On The Coast
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No. I never practiced.
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Yea, my mom.
38, Favorite pair of heels?
I don’t wear heels…
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes, I’m jealous of Hayley Williams and her ability to hold a high note.
And I am also Jealous of those people who are learning regular 8th grade work and not sophomore curriculum (like I am… -_-)
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Im not the type to make anyone jealous of me..
41, Do you love anyone?
Yes, Ryan Hunter… *sigh.*
AND ANDRES GUARDADO. OH MY GOSH… IF ONLY I CAN STEAL HIM AND MARRY HIM.
42, Do any of your friends have children?
Yea, my friend Roxanne.
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
46, What color is your car?
Im not old enough to drive yet…
47, Do you like cats?
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yea that place is AWESOME.
50, How did you get your worst scar?
Falling down the local parks stairs while trying ride my skateboard down the stairs railing.
51, What is your real name?
52, Are you a girl or guy?
I am a girl, if you don’t believe me you can come and check.
53, Where do you plan on going for college?
Berkley in California… I wanna become a CSI Agent :P
54, What is the last book you read?
Maximum Ride book 1
55, What is on your TV right now?
My tv is off…
Because im doing… ‘home work’
56, What is the last thing you have said and to who?
“Shut up you pig.” I said that to my dad.
57, Where are you?
At home :)
58, What was the last thing you thought?
I was thinking of this song lyric:
“No I’m not afraid- at least not to die, I am afraid to live and not remember why.”
57, What would you do with a million dollars?
Buy all the C-D’s I can.
58, Grab the closest thing next to you. What was it?
59, What are you writing right now?
Answering these questions.
60, What is it like being you?
61, What are your thoughts on writing?
One of the most beautiful things anyone can do.
1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
A songfic about Max and Dr.M. No.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Im straight :P
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Nope everyone hates her.
5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
ITS MAX AND FANG! DUHHHHHHHHH!!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jeb and Total. That would be funny.
7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out?
I would kick Fang and Ella’s ass.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic.
One day a little girl name nudge takes a walk through the woods what happens when she meets a talking dog? R&R!!!
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I read about it in one story….
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. If you wrote a songfic bout Eight, what song would you choose?
‘Fuck you.’ I wrote the song in 5th grade :)
I love you Ryan Hunter...