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Joined 12-14-10, id: 2656559, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 5 stories for NCIS.

Hi there,

I noticed people had been looking for a profile - so I thought I ought to post something. I'm a Brit., living in the States. I'd never written any kind of fan fiction before these stories. Just satisfying a creative impulse.

I love the Tony/Ziva dynamic. Frustrated with the way the show was handling &/or wasting it... And I'm crushed Jesse Stern will write for them no more! I'm not nearly a talented enough writer to do dark or tragedy convincingly. But I don't seem to be able to do funny either! So my tales will always be fairly middle of the road & straightforward.

Thank you to those who have read my stories. I hope you enjoy them. A very big thank you to those who have posted reviews. It is just for fun but the feedback [both positive & negative] is really appreciated. I know which story is my favorite and which chapter within each story is the one I'm most pleased with - can't always figure out how that translates for readers!

Please do read the author's notes - sometimes they have useful explanations.

My pen-name is a joke at my writing style - it means 'too many words' or close to that & the English version was already nabbed. When I write I have to go back and remove about two thirds of it - otherwise you'd all be asleep!

I don't write song-fic, btw. The lyrics or quotes are partly laziness [they give me easy chapter titles] and partly just because I like messing with words.

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Through A Glass, Darkly reviews
T&Z, S8 & the Ray-Jay mess. Rated M for Sex & Language. I don't mind if you read this at work - as long as your boss doesn't.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Past Is A Foreign Country reviews
"Perhaps this is how she would die.." T&Z - another version of Post Somalia Rated M for Sex & Language. No idea if it will be suitable for work - I guess that depends on what you're supposed to be doing instead of reading!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,909 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
It's Not The Years, It's The Mileage reviews
T&Z - A Different View Of Tony's Meltdown. Rated M for Sex & Language
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
That Rule Doesn't Apply reviews
Tiva from the pov. of their co-workers sort of . Rated M for language & sex.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Enemies Within reviews
Tony & Ziva angst about what Eli said to Ziva and some resolution of TIVA - rated M for language & sex A/N: I Don't own anything I'm not supposed to - please don't sue me. The rest came out of my head.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete