Hi! Shy here and I'm (obviously) from the US. Im so sorry to all my readers but my internet isnt working and Im on a friends computer for this so very sorry.
Favorite bands-Paramore,Lincoln Park,Greenday,All American Rejects,Jaden and Willow Smith,M. Jackson!
Favorite Books-Maximum Ride,Night World,Harry Potter,Mortal Instruments,Vampire Academy,Blue Bloods
Favorite Anime-Bleach,Naruto,Pandora Hearts,Wolf Rain,Fruits Basket,Alice Academy,High School of the Dead,
Favorite Shows/Movies-Avatar(both),Teen Titans,Generator Rex,Bey Blade(old but still awesome),Futurama,Family Guy,Simpsons,South Park,(etc.)
Before the stupid stuff, I have to put up my favorite quotes at the moment.
"You risk getting hurt. That's why it's called 'falling in love' because you don't know how you'll land."
"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not." Jodi Picoult, My sister's Keeper
Being bored is not a good thing. I fact, it can kill you. This is what I do when I am too bored to even express words in stories or messages.
I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)
Stupid=Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
CSI: Can't Stand Idiots
Rap=Retards Attempting Poetry
How About A Nice Cup of Shut the Fuck Up?
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! :))
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of teenagers would scream if Hannah Montana was about to jump off of a building. If you're one of the 5 percent that would be eating popcorn and shouting, "Jump bitch!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
90% OF TEEN WOULD HAVE A BREAKDOWN IF JUSTIN BEIBER WAS STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE TOWER READY TO JUMP.COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOUR ONE OF THE 10% OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD BRING OUT A LAWN CHAIR AND POPCORN AND SCREAM "DIE BITCH!!" ಠ_ಠ
Aizen Fans would die if he died. Paste this Somewhere on your profile if you would be one of the ones dancing on his grave.
92% of Bleach fans were shocked when Orihime slapped Ulquiorra. Copy and paste this if you were part of the 8% that laughed.
If you've ever fogged up a window and written "42-42-564" in hopes of seeing the mirror world and Shinigami-Sama, copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
Quotes from the extremely amazing Blinded by the Love.
"After Monday and Tuesday, even a calender says "W T F""
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!
Teachers call it cheating. We call it sharing.
Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus.
Note to self: It's illegal to stab people for being stupid.
I'm Not afraid of the dark, im afraid of the Ninjas hiding in the dark.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
I'm not as random as you think I salad.
Life is short. So am I.
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!
Team GET OVER IT ALREADY, ITS A BOOK!
"lol" looks like a drowning man. I bet he isn't loling.
I think I'll try defying gravity.
I'm with the retard (my best friend)
I didn't trip, i was testing gravity. It still works.
I'm on Team NOTHING. This "Team" Crap is retarded.
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Amazing huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling
was important! that's so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will tinkle on your computer."-Feline proverb
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), Suigetsu-is-da-bomb(USA) Leogirl321 (USA) lastUchiha1221 (USA)
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, shavana-clara-ara,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, suigetsu-is-da-bomb, leogirl321, lastUchiha1221
This is the 'I'm A Man' joke. I fell for this joke and thought it was pretty damn funny. At the end of every sentence say 'I'm A Man'.
I woke up this morning.*
I took a shower.*
I went to the strip club.*
I found a girl.*
I kissed her.*
Then,she said to me...*!!!
Copy and paste if you fell for this. You know you did.
thought that these sayings/comments were funny and therefore awesome enough for me to add to my profile.-
"I love you." "What? What did you say?" "Uh- olive juice." "Olive juice?" "Olive juice you too."
"I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"THAT PERSON IS A GUY!" Kairen, Mizu, Akio, and Hiyony screamed. "OMG! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!" and they all ended up on the floor laughing.
"That hurt right here, Mizu!" Hiyony patted her chest.
"Clothes. Would you rather me walk around in my birthday suit?"
"Max, I think that was about you...How come you didnt go to hell like she asked?" "There afraid i'll take over and enslave them all, of course."
"Wait," said chicken-ass," did you find out my name yet?"" Nope, and I don`t think I wanna."" Well, we are headed towards Gym too. Care to join us?" Let me repeat this"Nope, and I don`t think I wanna."
" Who`s the 5 year-old now?" "You!" She said pointing at him with her tongue still sticking out and she was jumping, making her look more like a 5 year-old.
Her shirt was orange that featured a donkey looking at his butt and looking at people polluting. The donkey was saying, "Oh, and you guys say I'M the ass."
And….MOANING? HOLY SHIT CAKES!I closed the door making icky faces and ran away as fast as I could.I caught Hinata`s parents having SEX! Ew, gross, nasty, disgusting, barf-worthy, makes-me-want-to-vomit, and much, much more.
The gorilla started walking away and snorting at me. "Oh, yeah, really? Really? Well, good luck in your cage, ya damn ape! Yeah, and this banana? This banana? Yeah, it cost me 50 bucks, guess how much you owe me? Yeah, that's right, keep laughing! Yeah, have fun in your cage, ya hairy freeloader!" I yelled at the dirty ape. I kept nodding like a gangster until the gorilla disappeared in the forest.
"Ack! Is that a lion?" exclaimed Naruto. "No, it's a kangaroo, you idiot," I said sarcastically.
"Well, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the FUCK happened to you?"-Yumi
"Nah, it's okay, these girls have a PBS mind in an MTV world…They're sure to die later on anyways,"-Name
She jumped up and down screaming. "YEEEEE BOOIIIII!"
"Well…" I put my finger on my chin and pretended to think. "Last time I checked I was Maximum Ride …but I don't know. It might have changed when I wasn't paying attention."
"I tried to snort Coke once...until an ice cube got stuck in my nose."
"Too chocolaty is an oxymoron,"
"Scary." I said and she glared at me. "Oh no, Lissa, I'm serious. If I had boots I'd be quaking in them." Mucho sincerity.
"This is my brian: O. This is my brain after making out with Fang: ."
"Nudge." Max sighed. "Shut. The. Hell. Up. Please. Turn off the damn Nudge channel."
“I'm just messing with you. It's not every day you get to laugh at your son after his first time,"
"Put two and two together and you get...?" "...Four?" Dad glared at me. "All I'm saying is that you're easy to understand," He turned away. "Four, dumb-assed kid. For a kid who got shot at, he's really fucking naïve." "I can hear you," "I know."
My imagination is limited to stick figures and cheerleaders.
"Man, what would possess you to wear that? I mean, seriously, powder blue?" He hesitated in answering before shouting: "Max said the color would bring out my eyes!"
"And what have you learned?" "My friends are all ass-wipes?"
"Iggy! When you open the door to hand me one of the suits, make sure you're wearing more than your boxers when you open the freaking door!"
"How can someone be sigh-y?" Gazzy was the one who answered. "Easy. They just go;" And he sighed wistfully a couple times. I blinked at him as I opened the door. "You're thinking something gross, aren't you?"
He just brain-ninja'd your ass
Confucius says what? Here I go: what?
Being Stupid Is Just a Part of Life
-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
13 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13.McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a
From Yuki Kuroneko
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
92 of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your butt off