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Author has written 11 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour, Kingdom Hearts, and Maximum Ride.

Name's Itsi, and yes, Itsi kinda like the Itsy Bitsy Spider. But that's ironic, since I have arachnophobia, like Annabeth. How weird...

I, Aguilita Cruz, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

I have only written 11 frickin' stories. My schedule's busy! Pffftt! That was a lie.

If any of y'all have a Tumblr, give my blog a look-see, yeah?

I'll check your blog out too, and if I like it, I'll follow you!

Also pls follow my senpai and tell her that Itsi sent you from Fanfiction:

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

I AM A DAUGHTER OF HADES! IF YOU AGREE THAT HADES IS AWESOME, PM ME! I WANT TO MEET PEOPLE THAT LOVE HADES TOO. I have met, like, 3 people that also love Hades, and now they are my best friends.

Oh, and I also am in love with Kingdom Hearts. I love Roxas better than wannabe Sora, so my favorite game must obviously be 358/2 Days!!! GO TO HELL, SORA!!! YOU'RE THE WANNABE ROXAS!
If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile.

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.


You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary

You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher

You aren't bipolar, you're an artist

You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer

You're not ADD, you're an inventor

You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist

You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader

You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian

You're not ADHD, you're a KID!!!

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?

Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life
runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Now, tell me that isn't just the sweetest thing!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

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1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is her spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the girl's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that?)

Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone..

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for christmas

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (well...)

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
I promise to remember the gods
and remember what they do
I do this for my love for them
and it will ALWAYS be renewed
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
They’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

The MR Pledge

I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead.
I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak.
I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes.
I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking.
I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks.
I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates.
I promsie to remember Jeb when someone is a traitior.
I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair.
I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player.
I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

-You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Totes!)

-Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Once,I didn't even sleep while reading the Sea of Monsters my first time!)

-You write fanfictions about the book. (Isn't that what this website is for?)

-You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Of course!)

-You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I am ashamed...)

-Everything reminds you of the book. (Every. Dang. Song.)

-You quote random lines all the time. (Every. Dang. Day.)

-You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yep. But Swordfighting is apparently not my thing...)

-You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character would do to escape the class. (All during my Stats class.)

-You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (NO! But I should do that...)

-You've got a book memorized. (Not ALL of it...)

-You've read a book more than five times. (Maybe 10 times...)

-You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Hecks yeah!)

-You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Only if Rick Riordan kills off Percabeth!)

-You've plotted to murder a character and steal his/her boyfriend/girlfriend. (Psh! No! Maybe... sorry, Annabeth...)

-You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (I get absolutely pissed.)

-You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Who doesn't?)

-Your idol is a character from a book. (Annabeth. She inspires me to be smart!)

-Most of the things you loose wind up in the library. (They do that?)

-Even the library checkout ladies know you by your first and last name. (And then some...)

-The librarian and the library check out ladies know all of your friends, even the ones who never come into the library! (Not sure about that.

-You (and possibly your friends) are the librarian's favorite. (You bet I am!)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Person: Hola!

Spanish person: *speaks fast mad spanish*


Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "So, want to go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter"

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It’s because your gay isn't it?

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap


1. FIRST NAME? Itsi.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I know of.

3. SIBLINGS NAMES? Junior Cruz.

4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last night in my pillow!

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yeah, but they're a little smallish considering I have big feet...


7. KIDS? I don't have any...I hope...


9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yeah, for drawing and Fan fiction.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Sarcastic? Me? Noooo...



13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs!


15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? *flexes muscles nonchalantly* Heh, sure.


17. SHOE SIZE? 8-9

18. RED OR PINK? Pink? Ew! Red? YEAHHHH!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I have a strong eyebrow game goin on.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My cousin Jared...


22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black jeans and black Converse.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Beans on wheat bread.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Dubstep. "Kill Everbody" by Skrillex

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? idk Forest green maybe

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Metal. Yup yup.




30. FAVORITE DRINK? Hmmm... Don't have one...


32. EYE COLOR? Brown.

33. HAT SIZE? Who knows their hat size?!

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope. I have glasses tho

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Enchiladas Verdes.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scarrrryyyy moviiieeesss...




40. HUGS OR KISSES? Ew. Do I have to choose? Hugs then.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Vanilla ice cream!

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me

Child abuse... help stop it!

Help me take that burden off her shoulders, Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her. Take my hand and it'll weigh no more, For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels...

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit

On packet of Nobbys'
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

























































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My Little Pony: Lifes a Mystery by nwtp-dreamer reviews
Applejack questions her parenting skills, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders itch to figure out another secret. Five years since Olivia was found, she's now twelve and everything seems perfect. However, as Olivia starts to show more signs of repression, and falls into a depressed, insecure state, the ponies have to wonder how perfect things really are. This is a sequel.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,507 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Applejack, Rarity
Emilie's Story by I Swear On The Styx reviews
A rewrite of the previous version. - I was never supposed to be born, being a daughter of Hades, and all. I was never supposed to go to school, or go to camp, or even exist. But more importantly, I was never supposed to fall in love with a god... especially one who's "grounded." DionysusXOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,599 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 10/24/2010 - [Dionysus, OC] Apollo
Boy? by TheRivalRose reviews
Annabeth Chase was raised a girl, until 5 years ago when her father forced her to be a boy. She starts at Goode High School where she meets Percy Jackson, will she be able to contain her feelings? Will Percy be able to understand his strange attraction to this new boy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,524 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
APOLLO! by TailsDoll13 reviews
After Apollo tries out a new spell-it backfires BTW-the demigods, Tyson, Ella, and a few others are stuck having to babysit their parents! Will they survive? This a joint story between me and MrsEDarcy. We're in the story ourselves, too. Not your typical Gods-turned-into-babies story. Random cover pic. Humor guranteed, or your money back! Note: Refunds not available. Shazer, OUT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,402 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Nico A., Will S.
Long live the traitor by Bacon For Pigs reviews
Being sucked into a pony world is always a good thing, right? Well, that's not the case for this 18 year old girl. Sam needs to know the difference between real friends and being used. Even if it means losing those friends. Even if it means losing it all.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,929 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Discord, Fluttershy
Against the Tide by deactivated lol reviews
Krista is a new student at Rose Academy and is confronted with the dilemma of adjusting to a new environment. However, she ends up bumping into the outcast of the school, Ymir, seconds after arriving. With harsh rumours surrounding her background, Krista makes it her duty to befriend Ymir and uncover her past while hiding her own secrets. Highschool AU, yuri, Ymir/Krista (Collab)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,791 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Krista L., Ymir] - Complete
Time to Choose by WriteSingLaugh reviews
So this is a different version of Maximum Ride. She still is the Max we love but now she's a junior, & so is Fang, & Iggy, & Maya. Nudge is a freshman, Gazzy & Angel are the kids Max babysits they're in 6th grade hope you enjoy : plz review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Feel the Music by percabethatw reviews
Two mares? In love? Can that even work? Applejack and Rainbow Dash are about to find out as they struggle to admit their feelings! And where do the Cutie Mark Crusaders fall into this mess? Lots of music and AppleDash! Please R&R!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash
Marceline the Human by Wolfcryptic reviews
Marceline stole the wrong witch's jam-filled donut.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Finn, Jake, Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
What We Were by ucanburnmeaturstakeanytimebby reviews
A couple of one-shots I made once, all really sad. I may add to this fic, but don't expect it.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Finn, Jake, Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
The Sirens' Song by punk.wrxtr reviews
An argument with Percy and a suicide attempt at drowning gone wrong, It's an understatement to say Annabeth is worried when Percy falls victim to the Sirens. She and Grover set out to rescue him, while Percy's on an Island with an old, obsessive friend and no memory of Annabeth, Grover, or Chiron! Adventure, friendship and total Percabeth! In BOTH Percy's and Annabeth's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,912 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Calypso - Complete
Why Didn't I? by Go Away Haley reviews
Hi, my name's Marceline Abadeer. I'm just another chick who likes other chicks, a dyke. I like punk rock and I play at the local club. My life was changed when I saw her, Bonnibel Bubblegum, for the first time. Bubbline, MxPB, Marblegum
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,456 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Into The City by Go Away Haley reviews
Sequel to 'In This CIty': It's been three years and Marceline finally returns to the city of Ooo. What happens when Bonnibel finds out and finally emerges from her self imposed isolation? and will Marceline's new found fame be a hazzard to their relationship? Read to find out :3 Bubbline, MxPB, Marblegum.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
The Ultimate Wish by Junior Cruz reviews
Annabeth makes a necklace that grants any wish. What if the demigods and the bird-kids each had only one wish where they can ask for ANYTHING? Might be OOC. Maybe.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011
Sucked In by EmilyJackson-Hero reviews
All Kendall, Lexie, and Leylanie wanted to do was read the Mark of Athena in peace. Let's just say they get a lot more than they bargained for. But when a important character goes missing, these three girls will have to suck it up and face what they are destined for. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Leo V.
Sophie Jackson-A New Generation by EmilyJackson-Hero reviews
Sophie Jackson is Percy and Annabeth Jackson's daughter. For years, she has been living in her parent's and brother's shadow, waiting for her big break. But when a prophecy that her parent's avoided is brought out, will she be able to take the heat? Or will she cower from her responsibilities and run away?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Worst Math Problem Ever by Lexi Daughter of Athena reviews
To a child of Athena there's no such thing as "the worst math problem" right? Wrong! Another random event in the Athena Cabin.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2012 - OC - Complete
Just Another Day With Nico by raisa864 reviews
Nico was having an ordinary afternoon, until a voice appears and completely ruins it. Was a one-shot, now continued... All sorts of drabbles and one-shots on Nico's semi-hilarious daily occurrences.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Nico A.
Forbidden Fruit by NocturneD reviews
Princess Cadence's magic is based around affection and love. We all see that as a positive but never consider it a double edged sword when all we know about love is the good, romantic and a fairy tale come true. Though the toughest thing about love is not about maintaining it, it's about letting go... *FINAL CHAPTER POSTED*
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,689 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Big Macintosh, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
Memories Come and Go by mysticstargirl reviews
Percy Jackson remembers everything from his past life, thank GOODNESS. Unfortunately, Aphrodite decides she's bored. And so, we are plunged into the confusing world of Greek Mythology. With a Percy Jackson that remembers everything. Except. For. Annabeth. Oh, JOY.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
How to Save a Life by DaughterofAres356 reviews
SongFic based on the song How to Save a Life by The Fray. Tratie. Please read and review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Edge of Glory by DaughterofAres356 reviews
Songfic based on Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga. NicoxThalia. Please read and review! Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Calamity Clarisse by Clichesbullet reviews
Clarisse believes liking people is a hard task; people that like Clarisse all agree that liking her is at least three times harder. – A detailed description of Clarisse's lack of social skills and its violent consequences to everyone,well, mostly Chris.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,534 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Clarisse R., Silena B., C. Beckendorf, Chris R.
In This City by Go Away Haley reviews
Marceline's a new student at this new school. She meets Finn and Jake, which leads to her meeting Bubblegum. She becomes Bubblegum's close friend but she wants to be so much more, and so does Bonni. Bubbline, MxPB, Marblegum. Lots of wacky adventures, Drama, Action, and Comedy :D Now has a sequel! :3
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,010 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
The War that Changed Everything by natattack201 reviews
Percy is heartbroken and hunted when he and his father loses WWIII His son Tyler is Posedion's and Percy's chance to have their old life back when Percy Tyler and the one who lied and betrayed Percy the most go on a quest will Percy fall in love again
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,027 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Percy J.
Percy and Annabeth's Reunion by PercyplusAnnabeth reviews
The Argo II has just arrived at Camp Jupiter. Here's how I think Percy and Annabeth will react to meeting each other again. This story is for die-hard Percabeth fans ONLY! May or may not become a one-shot consisting of just a few chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The reasons I love you! by Madsouki reviews
The reasons Percy and Annabeth love each other. It's a short one-shot and read it because it will only take one minute of your life and it's sweet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Someone I Used To Know by SkysFireLady15 reviews
Alvin's finally had enough with the breaking up and getting together. After another break up, he gets back at the one who keeps breaking his heart. OC!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Aphrodite's Power by PurpleTardis591 reviews
At Goode High school, a lot demigods attend. This story begins in the classroom, and Aphrodite is mad that Annabeth and Percy aren't together... yet. Read this story to hear an epic of two godly kids, facing the world of Chaos... and Love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
My Little Pony: Magic is Mystery by nwtp-dreamer reviews
When Fluttershy comes across a human at the edge of the Everfree forest, she sends Applejack to investigate. Little do they know that this little human has many hidden secrets that she is not willing to tell.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Applejack, Scootaloo - Complete
TwinRoses by KJoann reviews
It was the silent vow that was never spoken, that welded their bond together. Forever they will be, the Daughter and Servant of Evil. plz R&R
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
MorseCode by peanutbutterQueen reviews
Small friendship story between Leo and Piper during the helicopter ride to the Wolf House. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Leo V., Piper M. - Complete
My Seven YearOld Boyfriend by peanutbutterQueen reviews
Annabeth wakes up one morning to find out that her boyfriend has changed. Title says it all. Set before the Lost Hero. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Final Tributes by my blog is better than yours reviews
A tribute to those who gave their lives' in the war. The ones who didn't fight for glory. They fought so the others wouldn't have to.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011
How to annoy the gods by daughterofares97 reviews
Ways to annoy all the Olympian Gods, and goddesses and Hades. WARNING: The author is not responsible for any murders/injuries/maimings as a result of following these examples
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
Aphrodite's Story by my blog is better than yours reviews
Aphrodite visits Piper, and tells her a story that is similair to her and Jason's. Surprise twist in the end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
A Love Story Like No Other by my blog is better than yours reviews
Follow Percy and Annabeth from beginning to the end. How Annabeth feels for the boy with the minotaur horn.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
MeNtAl DeFeCt by Jamimlia reviews
just a normal asylum with a little too much insanity for the both of us
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Naminé, Roxas
The Angel Experiment: Epilogue by christineexx reviews
This is the epilogue for The Angel Experiment, re-written in Fang's point of view. It's just a really short fluff piece... But I'd still appreciate your input on it:D Thanks so much..! Dedicated to Vamp.HouseofMorganvilleAcademy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Fang - Complete
The Kite Runner Alternate Ending by arieland reviews
Chapter 26 of the Kite Runner
Kite Runner - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
Goodbyes by Time Lady Romana reviews
Poseidon saying goodbye to his newborn Percy and Sally. I've always wanted to know if Percy really did get to see his father as a baby or not, so I decided to write this. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sally J., Poseidon - Complete
The Chosen One of Mab by KelinciHutan reviews
Nico di Angelo makes a new friend in New York.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by HobbitChik reviews
A teenage girl in the Ward gets sent to work on a farm until an unexpected visitor takes her on to be his apprentice. Going through adventures only lead to one question to be asked: what could possibly go wrong? you'd be surprised with what could.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,376 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Gilan
101 reasons by the god of the underworld by Psychogoth reviews
His love for her was never truly expressed until the faithful day came when he got a hold of a piece of paper and pen. Hades writes down 101 reasons why he 'hates' Persephone
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
All That I'm Living For by Phoenix.Rising.819 reviews
What do you do when you're a daugher of Hades and your powers get slightly out of hand, causing you to kill the ones around you with a single touch? Please read and review; this is my first time using an oc so bear with me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hades - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
The New Olympian Gods by worthlesswbu reviews
"What do you mean the Olympians have faded!" I screamed, bewildered. This is a quick one-shot my brain just kept on telling me to do. It's about what life might possibly be like if the famous demigods of Camp Half-Blood became Olympians. Please R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Half Light by walked-into-the-sky reviews
Courtney Chetwynde can tell you the first time she really saw Mark Dimond.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Courtney C., Mark D. - Complete
Thalia Jackson by EraVandenBosch reviews
Annabeth and Percy get married and have a kid named Thalia and she falls in love with Luke's son.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
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Just You, Me, and The Duck reviews
When an angry son of Aphrodite turns Annabeth into a dude, she (he?) and Percy go on a quest to gain all ingredients necessary for the reversal potion. But there is SOMEONE out there who doesn't want that to happen. Still not interested? Check the reviews! Rated T for stuff... Edited recently, after my super-long hiatus, so read from the beginning, if you don't mind!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,204 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Things I Hate About Him reviews
I sto-FOUND Annabeth's diary, and she had some pretty juicy things to say about Percy! It's not really a hate list. You'll get it when you read this. Sequel to "Things I Hate About Her". Short chapters. R and R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
And I Thought I Was Maximum reviews
This is set immediately after FANG. Yeah, pretend ANGEL didn't happen. Max flies to her mom for comfort, but what she really got was... well, unexpected. Read and freakin'review, peoples!Rated T for minor cussing. Or major cussing. It depends on my mood.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Max - Complete
Things I Hate About Her reviews
I found Percy's journal while snoop- oops, I mean, I STUMBLED upon Percy's journal. There are some things he hates about Annabeth. It's not really a hate list. You'll get it when you read it. READ AND REVIEW, seriously. Now. Really. NOW.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
40 Perks Of Being A DemiGod by Leo reviews
"Hey, guys! Check out the perks, yo! I had this idea after I found out the love of my life,Thalia,had her own PERKS list." Plz read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
Two Awkward Questions reviews
Did this in two hours, over the span of three days. Percy and Thlia are in a chat room, and playing their favorite game leads to awkwardness. PercyxThalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
The Wizard of Ozlympus Part 1 reviews
Tired of the usual Percabeth story? Read this adventure where Thalia wakes up in a freaky place, and has to get out with the help of a new half-blood! Please R&R! Rated T just to be safe!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Thalia G., Clarisse R. - Complete
Collecting Your Kingdom Hearts reviews
Roxas sing this song that I changed a bit to Sora, and he's letting some of his hate out on it. The song is or was Kristina Perri's Jar Of Hearts.P.S, does this count as drama?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
40 Perks of Having Been a PineTree by Thalia reviews
"Hey, Jason, this is for you, because you'll have to find out sooner or later what REALLY happened to you sister, me, and the good side about it, so hold your tears." P.S.This does not expain how she became a tree. Sorry. Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Thalia G., Jason G. - Complete
Akira and Ayumi reviews
Romeo and Juliet? Naaah. Check this story out. Modern, and takes place in Japan. I made this in school, with my partners Charley and Dennise. Please read it!
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
The Betrayal reviews
I can't say anything, because then it'll ruin the story. I'll just say it's Percy's P.O.V, that you'll never guess what happens, and that it's a one-shot. WARNING: If you can't handle multiple betrayals, do not read this. Seriously. J/K, just read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete